r/Furry_IRL - I CAN'T RELATE... unless?

disclaimer me online versus me IRL the people say I'm a furry I don't understand why is stop it well good evening ladies losses and Lazos are welcome to click today wouldn't look at something that is pretty close to me IRL but for very whammy so I do hope that you got your first food ready and strapped on and if you don't have that police remove your socks and put them on your ears and pretended to a cute bunny rabbit and joy drawing genders is fun and easy and check it out guy I assume girl the forbidden third gender good night Horace good night doc good night turtle good night wolf but the night is kind of my thing I said good night blank copy of two material please hmm that relatable moment when you're cute as Frick all all Farid often going to buy video games stop assuming I'm gay just because I'm a furry please jeez I'm gay because I like the PP but uh oops that wasn't me what's the other guy that's in my studio closet the funny relatable for a meme Twitter yeah furry IRL ah yes yes bring that into the eco I will suck it up nice I'm sorry first I pet my werewolf then I kiss my werewolf and varan to talk youment so bad to sleep and go away cuz the relationship is entirely platonic yes there's nothing feeling going on it goodbye oh my I'm getting way ahead of myself I'm sorry I'm getting excited lemon sharks may occasionally get possessive of divers giving attention to other sharks and try to chainsaw finnie tiger sharks whom the lemons may be jealous oh yeah hey I can squeeze your lemons if it's too short to worry about matching socks alone pretty princess or our fellow cub being productive and staying focused on my work Elsa Mars and snouts bean scheme some of those furry means whoa this plant-based meat is actually not bad yeah I'm impressed I wonder what we'll think of next yeah meat based plants Ryan no this reminds me so much of me and one topic doing collabs to be honest hey bro nice art it's not so good my art is actually my heart is trash actually I'm still a noob just accept the compliment ah but are you gay bi are you interested oh oh I can I can squeeze the hot fur up real nice the fur keeps you hot and see what I did there it's kind of like kind of like you like a side track that can be like naughty but it's also kinda true because Kay moving on my Mihama parts our videos recently me oh thanks mom yeah but why do the comments keep calling your furry what is that me though it's good thing my um my family I don't think they watch my videos that often but half my own comment sections are about oh my god click is the furry cover I'm not a furry Scrolls past kink I'm not into Scrolls backing up to make sure you know you've now you know know for sure unless you try they're naughty naughty I'm gonna say the c-word the woods car oh okay I'm gonna say the f-word oh whoops some say the cutest fictional character is baby Joe da OH others say it's baby nods oh you know Bateman is kind of 'some but we all know where the real OG is oh my I would Boop that nose I know so heart o gonna boop the crapper that knows I'm sorry getting ahead of myself I'm getting too excited though with this extremely acute popper moving on ah a gift for me oh gee why is she away detail yeah well you know when you wave your tail you get my tail to wave as well if you know what I mean that's right if people weren't meant to have tails wire chairs made like this explain that good sir well it's because when you're sitting down and you really need to go do number two but you count it too tired to get up you can just slide your pants off a little bit and just kind of lean leaned yourself like pouch your buttocks have been like and and then you have like a bowl behind the chair that kind of catches it there you go FEM lifehacks you're very welcome if we went bowling after dinner for my birthday and they were like forty furries they're doing like something or another I don't even know but they were bowling in their fur suits and doing very well actually they did a big group shot invited me over to take pictures because I had taken selfies with a ton of them and then just freakin jest told them it was my birthday and they invited me into the group shot and long story short here's a picture of me princess of the furries so after posting this I found out that this is a thing that occurs monthly of this particular bowling alley because since this post blew right the heck up and a few people found me and invited me to come back sometime this month's fur ball and those are things they're called fur balls happened to be a Saturday and I was working a 12-hour closing shift that day but I showed at the end of the night while they were already in the middle of the big group shot outside and they were about to disperse but I sprinted over asking him to hold still for just another second so I could get a picture and one of them screamed came back and long story short my reign continued supreme one of them owned that school bus it had duct tape over the letter so it could be the cool bus and they call the wagon wagon the story keeps getting better and better this is so wholesome I love this this is so cute oh it's so good you know you know out of all the furries and stuff I've met personally that they're usually pretty cool people you know the stuff we cover on VF inhale is kind of that extreme percent that that kind of goes overboard now every group has those people it's just a way of life I identify as confused whisky other rocks milk fat-free p-word friends families me at 3 a.m. thinking what if I suddenly lose all of them oh but you won't fam you won't just don't worry about it they will all be there for you younger me Sinclair after being told it's wrong to look at it me then discovering furry Pina thinking that it must be a loophole because it doesn't look like normal tuna and must be okay [Music] going to church like Oh daddy I being a naughty boy I mean father I have sinned or what did you do I look that dog's attaching nellis that's that's fine my son and then then you think it's fine but you keep keeping dagger and deeper and deeper into that then you and then you go to heck and then it's like the devil stands there and just like hey that's a pretty sick first suit there GZ boy the devil is Safari confirmed biology teacher you will be creating a hybrid creature of your choice to show how traits are passed on you must draw your creature my friend a furry this is my time to shine baby croc croc Gator not a gator oh no it's obviously a croc in module the adone discriminatory look at that long hard tang oh my god bro did you really just try to steal someone's art no oh it's that Mimi picture about it everybody's furries um I'm comfortable looking at this I'm moving on okay it's a police bunny ah please that's officer Judy Hopps with a Zed PD you uncultured swine crime scene my bed how does this keep happening crumbs I improved my game now it crashes oh that's so relatable I remember oh and I used to do code back in uni Bahamas what's the worst it was like oh I finally extended its code by 50% so it could calculate all these special cases and it's like oh well great now it crashes it can consider that the new boundary conditions but now he just cried yeah great my ex-girlfriend my boyfriend me that's me a one topic topic yo Apogee if you're watching this this yes yes just messing with Fox images hmm well that's looking kind of thick to be honest but I wouldn't yeah yes well you know girls like men with a bit of hair in their face so there you go FEM colleague a hey do you like watersports me that's gross and inappropriate colleagues what's so gross about jet-skiing furries ruin everything no dogs you know I'm straight I know and I respect you and your boundaries I still think your heart is Frick though it doesn't look like you're respecting the boundaries you kind of wrestled them down on the on the floor beneath do you want to go outside mmm polluting on the cloudy whoa DS all the clothes yeah that is so relatable not bad that my family are furries but but but but I have a cat who's by the way very thick and and has diabetes I give him insulin shots twice a day yeah it's actually true a 5 or a gardener had put our two lips together mmm if I were a gardener you'd be my hoe that that's what that's what you should use on tinder you know you know once on tinder I I had an opener I like puns and I had to opener led to it to a last blast and I said hey their loss do you like Titanic she said and I said well it's a pretty good icebreaker she unmatched me instantly just saying hmm hmm well oh hey there so I you from across the bar I hope I ain't being too bold but down to you know oh cool my place oh you're I mean works every time that's what I do every time without and pop I just flex my feathers veryone gets down on one knee babe for it too will you get a shared telegram sticker pack with me I mean yeah me a basic furry first suet is this compensation for my lack of personality I don't have a personality I'm just three mental illnesses stacked in a fursuit throwing out enough pop-culture references trick people into thinking I'm a functional person a he-man femme that is actually kind of relatable y'all if you're watching this video but you're beautiful anyway fam yeah mommy those two Pokemon are cell Angie don't look at him singing I don't want you to be influenced by oh my god segi it's too late mother I've seen everything Japan approves first human animal embryo experiments oh my god okay it's happening everybody stay calm oh my god oh my god yeah leave call Oh God well that's how you show socialize fam mmm there are two walls inside you - depression and the other is gay well it's a relatively easy choice and are those the only choices I have all right I guess and they say it's not a choice kidding for that I've got kidding oh but that game well looks pretty happy me gay well I have something for you this Valentine's Day oh wait you have a gift for me - oh Jesus [Music] friends are you okay my dumpling that we're heating in a fursuit I'm fine mmm my superpowers now I can melt anything including your cold heart when you spend ages drawing a fox and it doesn't even look like one trash fox it actually looks pretty decent film you don't have to be insecure about it me and can't find the gf mom there's plenty of fish in the sea fish in the sea me thanks that's not what she meant people watching this don't don't don't do the naughties with the fishies I know they're slimy and can be kinda pleasant and soft and cuddly and okay never mind I'm going I'm going I'm I'm not leaving anymore I give up very easily yeah hey um I want to tell you that I really liked you for a long time but I didn't know how to tell you in person it's late isn't it take care oh you too seen two months ago see you soon I think good night okay this look good just took a depressing turn well for all you are out there with broken hearts it really does get better it hurts for a while but you will eventually find someone that it works out with that you also have feelings for one thing honestly that I found myself in in real life is that that kind of a Hollywood overhyped love where everybody's going crazy about each other all the time it's not really realistic that's like a honeymoon phase being a madly in love like you can't control yourself might not actually be a good thing in my experience it usually creates a lot of instability just putting it out there it's not the same for everyone but yeah there are many aspects to relationship not everything is rampaging chemicals it's someone there huh hmm must have been just as cheeks crappity cup aha he's so dummy thick in a clap of his she keep alerting the guards the heck when someone says not to be an anti fur or anything but only furries know about that term mm-hmm yeah I know right I mean I mean Oh Oh Jim its major pairs it's a pleasure to meet you your daughter calls me mommy too um all right mm-hmm check out my four so not kill me when you're moving house in your box of bad dragon adult toys spills in front of your new neighbors ah you're welcome to try what else party in my place my god we have kids well it was they better learn at a young age I have small ones too kids nice what is that it's a cutie detector what beep beep stop it's a weirdly wholesome but but but it's it's so Corky XD rawr hmm big a game hunter convention planned suspiciously close to furry convention oh dear okay the Battle of the ages you might say the Battle of the Bulge we squash an actual battle in World War two apparently so there you go breaking news disney confirms r-rated sequel on the fans are adults anyway Brian Howard creator okay well okay how deep does the rabbit hole go y'all that's the coworkers give me your username so I can follow you on Reddit me not unless everyone gets real cool about a bunch of stuff really quickly me whoa I hope no one finds out I'm a furry that would be terrible also me you just got when a female furry sister single no ma'am can you come here and talk to me please yeah this is also what it feels like a big girl and tinder to be honest I would know oh my god I'm like that I'm like the bravest princess and I love tinder and I'm like I'm real voila the car get Lada you know straight so it spaghetti until it gets wet mummy yeah there we go that's the original mean fantastic empanadas and a splendid note well ladies losses and lasses that I hope you enjoyed this video and if you did you can feel free to check out my stuff and stuff and stuff is all around the place and order them that open amazing down on down on a time as you know and I will see you [Music]

Channel: The Click

Views: 715,313

Rating: 4.895844 out of 5

Keywords: satire, reddit, meme, memes, subreddit, rareinsults

Id: GdBvzVE06XE

Length: 17min 28sec (1048 seconds)

Published: Fri Mar 13 2020