Reviewing Amazon Lingerie!!!!

okay I got this hey everybody now I know what everyone's thinking when they look at me they go oh my God that woman oozes sex appeal she is just dripping with sensual Sensations and I know of all the people in the world me with my volumptuous AC cups my booty it won't quit but it's only part-time I am the perfect person to model extremely feminine lingerie so that's what I'm doing everybody I am testing Amazon's Valentine's Day lingerie which means it's just the normal lingerie but it's in red and pink so there's that we're going to see how easy it is to get this stuff on how it fits on my body and how easy it is to take off I kicked my camera that I literally can't do anything sexy it's just not at me so without further ado let's begin first step we got to get naked so half the battle with lingerie is trying to figure out how to get it on your body so we're going to test see what's happening there's chains on this one there's chains now listen God it's it's leather it's leather and chains okay W oh it's all connected it [Music] what there's no way you can have sex in this not a chance what does that do okay okay we're getting somewhere where though I don't know okay that doesn't connect to anything oh oh okay we're disconnected okay we know this is the bra so we're going to put this on I'm not going to unhook anything oh no I have to dang it all right we know how to put a bra on Legend has it fits around there we go turn it arms SE let's see where we're getting I believe that this would go over my head y'all if you don't have boobs it ain't going to work okay okay okay [Music] okay what the okay this is underwear is it crotches underwear so if that goes there imagine trying to do this in a hotel bathroom that goes there so would this one go here there's no hole for that this doesn't have the same holy hole that goes on my butt that's a butt hole I am genuinely trying to figure this thing out is it did I figure it out is it like this oh my god oh look I figured it out okay those go on my legs these are leg things oh my God I'm going to freaking look like a dominatrix once this is done okay with my Apple watch on hold on here we go here we go okay yes oh these go on my legs oh you got to tighten that knees go up we're figuring it out okay okay I'm likeing the chain okay hold on that goes there okay this tightens this tightens oh my God all right yes okay and this goes here that's why I couldn't find it okay that tightens that that tightens that God okay I still have I have things I don't I think I have to I got things that I think are supposed to be strapped to other things what are these supposed to connect to I'm so confused these connect to Something in the back does this go over my is this a choker where does this go is this supposed to go around my [Music] body where does this go what is this what is this what are we supposed to do here I got to look it up where's my phone it's all supposed to cross in front of my neck okay so nothing is supposed to be behind does this come how the this this is supposed to go this is supposed to be here these are supposed to okay that was like how are you supposed to clip that behind you these clip together behind your neck oh I got to tighten that your girl got a thin Little Neck I got a itty bitty bird neck oh this I got to tighten this okay that makes way more sense I guess if you had boobs you wouldn't have to tighten this then this goes straighten it out this am I step into this who no one is having sex in this there isn't a single soul alive that can have sex in this try to get to any home you have to perform a freaking Houdini magic trick am I set is it sexy after all of that is it sexy do you get the whole do you get it all is she sexy is she living is she for it does she give everything she's supposed to except you can't have any of it because you can't get to it my thoughts on this ones you definitely have to have some boobs you can't fake your way through this one this one requires boobs it's not there I got to say if this was just against my flesh would not be comfortable I can see how if someone was full bodyi a full-bodied Queen a confident get orone woman or man or they could feel this could feel it yes yes getting it getting it getting it I'm going to rate the getting in process zero out of 10 once she's on I'm going to say she's upping my confidence I will say this I will say I'm kind of liking her if this were to be filled out not that I'm saying I need bigger boobs but this particular lingerie is screaming to be filled in this area the rest of it I would say lookwise let's give her a six six or a seven comfortability probably a five she's not riding up but I am wearing a singlet under this and then the takeoff process if this is just a pose for your only fans great if you're wanting someone to rip this off your body zero out of 10 would recommend just trying to get your underwear off all right so this one you got to be full bodied confident and have a lot of time on your hands to get ready and have a lot of time on your hands to get undressed as well that's my review on this one hopefully the next ones are easier my god do we dare film me trying to take this off do you okay undo it in the back there we go there we go okay no because one of these went over my oh got to undo the back bra and then and then you okay nailed it Killer Women one piece sleep wine red okay one piece we got one One Singular piece Happening Here we can do this together okay here we go okay there's little things to put your feet through it's crotchless it's crotchless everybody I'm loving this okay oh this and you tie this around your neck okay I can do this you know want your hair getting caught in it there's a tag we got to cut that oh oh oh yeah hold on we got to cut the tag there's a booty hole oh dear God there's a booty hole okay ready and do we like it do we like it is it good do we like it you don't need titties for this one okay but you do need to make sure that whatever your hairline needs to be whether that's bald Landing Strip full Bush just a little trim whatever you like your hair make sure it's in that position and trimmed up because she's going to be on full display and then of course your booty hole will also be on display so get that all right getting it on N Out of 10 uh the only thing is you have to flip your hair make sure your hair doesn't get caught while you're tying the neck thing comfortability I would say 7 out of 10 this is I don't like things on my neck if you don't care about things on your neck you could literally wear this with some pants or a skirt or just some shorts I don't know on a night on a town this is comfy she's got it if you don't mind things choking you some don't some do and the getting off process meaning taking this off of your body you don't need to you don't need to but if you really do it's easy you pull and you slip I would say this one is a lot more functional and I think a well-rounded body type allow actually maybe if you had if you had really thick thighs like some volumptuous happening here this might cut off a little circulation I would imagine but she fits well I don't you could have boobs you could have no boobs maybe if you have a huge booty this might fit a little different but this is what she is I would say so far this one is the easiest and the best all right right so to get this off you just boom boom sham and you're naked next that was a lot easier than the first one we we started off strong we started off going hard okay oh is this one where your boobs or the bow yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah oh I got to look it up hold on oh dear God I think you need boobs for this apparently you need triple d's oh my God they're crotchless too oh okay well that's supposed to go in the front oh that's where my boobs go in those holes sure good luck I feel like lingerie is built for the volumptuous woman gotcha oh is there a trick to tying this there's these things am I supposed to put these through this that's difficult if so don't like keep it in place this this really does need to come with instructions I is there any way to Ty this because you girl okay yeah I need it to come up more cuz you're not covering the nip and I feel like I should remind everyone this is not a Family Channel just so everyone Els okay I think you figured it out by now and then you tie a pretty bow what that's not there's no way that someone thinks this is real there's no way oh my God okay you have to be a freaking Mrs Claus to get this bow right I feel like I'm good at wrapping presents I need to look in the mirror y'all if you don't have boobies this is not going to work you have to have full fake titties for this one not even real ones you need fake ones that stay up cuz gravity will just take you down I cannot get the bow right it keeps sagging past my nipple also it's creating quite quite a Pudge down in the nether regions it's creating a little Squidward nose looking type business down there I would say getting this on frustrating 0 out of 10 mainly unless you're a bow Tire professionally 0 out of 10 comfortability um five out of 10 cuz if I if my nipples just kept being exposed no and then taking off I think that's relatively easy functionality I just don't think this one's it oh we never looked at the back yeah there's a booty hole access there's booty hole access don't worry about it that one not my favorite the first one I think is hilarious second one I could work with this one that's a no that's a no oh there's panties here we go these are some oh this is multiple pieces get your tag back in there okay are you a bra or an underwear where do you go on my body what are you your underwear do I have underwear for to go over my underwear what am I wearing is this it this can't be it let me look at my oh this is it this is the whole kitten Kaboodle okay well putting on 10 out of 10 she's on my body hold on I got to go look at myself in the mirror cuz the viewfinder is lying a lot okay 10 out of 10 putting this on comfortability she's good uh the dental floss would ride up that booty but some girls are used to the dental floss thong confidence I feel more cute than sexy you know do you feel me like this is more like I'm going to have a pillow fight instead of like I'm going to tie you down and pour whipped cream all you and lick it off your body kind of business right so she's getting cute she's giving I'm bashful but really I'm dirty that kind of thing you feel me [Music] how do the gym girls do that they like pose like this to make their butt look really big am I doing it is that it did I do it this uh I don't think you need to have a certain body type I think it's just kind of vibing and then take off effect pretty easy pretty easy I'm not wowed by it but it is what it is do we have one more let me see what else does that go with that or is this just F fish s stocking oh no this is a whole outfit this is a whole [Music] outfit okay what's the is there a front or a back cuz I don't want to have to I believe that would be the front ladies and gentlemen welcome to the performance tonight of the amazing magic show let's see if she can fit into it don't blink or you might miss it here we go I know you got to roll it up first and oh my God oh my God okay one leg in let's see if we can get the other one in here we go and squeeze I kind of pulled my shoulder out doing that God is this tie is this supposed to tie behind my neck hold on I got to tie this h all right oh that kind of hurts I hate this so much they said no we're not going to give you a little peep show we're going to show you the whole thing underwear who if you are into some fishnet stockings baby then put your whole body in one and here it is yes she's giving she's giving she's done and she's done she's all right putting it on seven six six seven out of 10 it doesn't take long but you do have to stick your entire body through this and then tie it at the neck it's slightly uncomfortable cuz you have to tie it tight on your neck and it's a very small string so comfortability I'd give it seven cuz it actually it doesn't feel bad looks wise I'm not really for this one I'm not really into fishnet stockings I just kind of look like I have glov on my feet um functionality she's functional she gets the job done hides what she needs to exposes everything else I don't think you need a certain body type for this I think anyone can come play I got about this much extra in the medium she's pretty stretchy and to take off you pull the string and just Slither out let's see how easy and a Sho pretty easy pretty easy a 10 out of 10 getting out of it that was probably one of the easiest ones all right we have one last one guys this one was especially for Valentine's Day the rest of them were just lingerie that's red but this one we got hearts on our boobies we got hearts on our boobies okay I think body goes through this oh this one's going to be difficult body goes through this that's going to be you'd be tightened quite some head and thenes this go around me is this like this and then all right all right all right I got this i got this i got this hold on on get my dogs in there get my other foot there oh yeah oh yeah oh no it's twisted you don't tighten oh okay to loosen this then okay this is UN you hold on I'm struggling sad news you need boobs for this one too if you don't have any boobies there's just this extra poofy poof you're supposed to have some tatas fill them out a little bit more these ones you got to have boobs for they should really tell you don't just put pictures up tell say you got to have at least a C cup for this one guys a a full C all right but overall putting it on five out of 10 a little complicated but after that first one I think I think everything else is kind of a breeze comfortability I'm fiddling with it too much this is flopping this keeps riding up this isn't a sexy as I want it to be functionality blle this one's just kind of like a blle blle I'm not feeling it I'm not feeling Fierce I'm not feeling hot and sexy I'm just kind of like mad I don't have tatas I'll still work it I'll still give it to you does this work is it working did work is it no all right this one is not it Just bunches in weird spots I just feel Bunchy I don't like it like I should put some clothes on I'm stuck all right guys but that's it I've tested all the lingerie that was just like some genuine reviewing no way fans are butts about it if there's ever any other products you'd like me to test out websites or genres please let me know down below I check my comments make sure you subscribe to see videos every Tuesday make sure you check out my Vlog Channel where post Vlogs every Monday through Friday my podcast Channel where I have a podcast Rachel uncensored where I'm actually uncensored this was actually a censored video believe it or not but that comes out every single Wednesday make sure you're check out my Tik Tok my Instagram and my Snapchat I love you guys so much Happy Valentine's Day tomorrow I feel like lingerie only works for like budoir photo shoots other than that it just kind of stresses me out the thought of it anyway I love you guys see you next time [Music] bye [Music] oh

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Length: 19min 44sec (1184 seconds)

Published: Tue Feb 13 2024