Respected Historical Figures Who Were Actually Terrible People

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Were all the ones who owned slaves bad people? I'm including Walt Disney, of course.

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'It's my estimation that every manย ever got a statue made of him was one kind of sumbitch or another.

-- Malcolm Reynolds'

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Nobody's perfect, but some people aren't even close. This includes some of the most beloved figures in all of history โ€” they look great at first glance, but a closer look reveals the deeply flawed, kinda terrible people they really were. Gandhi Mahatma Gandhi, probably one the ten most peaceful men of all time, had a much bigger problem than the British ruling India. According to Gandhi biographer Jad Adams, Gandhi was actually an addict โ€” he even left his dying father's side just to make love with his wife. He was fifteen at the time, she was sixteen, and the grief of abandoning his father caused him to abandon "lustful love" forever. Kind of. "It is time you left." At age 38, he took an official vow of chastity, but regularly tested it in unusual, creep-tastic ways. His preferred method was to sleep alongside women while naked. That might sound to you very unchaste, and you'd be right. He was a middle-aged man sleeping in the buff with girls half his age -- sometimes more than one girl at a time even. "You dog!" Of course, this behavior wasn't acceptable for anyone else โ€” in his mind, every Indian should practice strict chastity, to the point of never marrying. If they must marry, they should never make love with their spouses. His married followers, meanwhile, were segregated on his compounds, told to never make love, and should take cold baths if ever they feel their mojo rising. That's the real Gandhi โ€” great for Indian independence, bad for keeping the young women in your life company. Mother Teresa It's borderline blasphemous to criticize Mother Teresa, who became Saint Teresa in 2016. No one did more to help the poor and the sick, right? Well, not quite. According to reports, Mother Teresa's true motives were actually kind of selfish, with less focus on helping people, and more on boosting the numbers for her own religion. "Right from the very beginning, I wanted to serve the poor purely for the love of God." Mother Teresa's missions rarely actually helped poor, sick people become healthy. In fact, most of these places were dirty, short on doctors, low on food, and largely bereft of medicine. Nevertheless, Teresa found the suffering beautiful, like it was making the world a better, holier place. We know this because she said it herself. "There is something beautiful in seeing the poor accept their lot, to suffer it like Christ's Passion. The world gains much from their suffering." Naturally, this didn't apply to Teresa herself, who received ample medical treatment when she needed it. "Nothing further, your Honor." Winston Churchill We all know Winston Churchill for his efforts in fighting Germany during World War II. But as it turns out, he was a white supremacist who had way more in common with his enemies than history wants to let on. "We are the chosen few." According to Richard Toye's book Churchill's Empire, young Churchill took part in what he called "a lot of jolly little wars against barbarous peoples" in Africa. He believed Africans were violent against the British not because the Brits were invading their land, but because they had a, quote, "strong aboriginal propensity to slay." Later, when he joined Parliament, Churchill advocated more war against minorities, claiming that "...the Aryan stock is bound to triumph." Of the Kurds, who tried to gain independence from Britain, he said "I am strongly in favor of using poisoned gas against uncivilized tribes โ€ฆ [it] would spread a lively terror." Jolly little wars, a lively terror โ€” who knew Churchill spoke exactly like a 1980s cartoon villain? "Oh no, Thundercats. I am not so easily disposed of!" Churchill also wasn't a fan of Gandhi's effort to rid India of British rule, admitting, "I hate Indians. They are a beastly people with a beastly religion." He didn't mellow out as he got older either. In 1943, in between rousing speeches about never surrendering, he refused to help India survive a severe famine that ultimately slayed around 3 million people. Churchill blamed the Indians, saying it was all their fault for "breeding like rabbits." No wonder President Obama didn't want that man's bust in the White House. "All of you will be damned. There is no place in heaven for you." Steve Jobs If you own anything Apple aside from an actual apple, you owe a debt of gratitude to Steve Jobs. That said, he probably shouldn't be put on the lofty pedestal he so often is. He was ruthless. According to the documentary Steve Jobs: The Man in the Machine, Jobs was basically a jerk through and through. He fathered a daughter, but denied she was his, so she didn't see him for years. "Well, after the paternity test he then pays for her schooling and upbringing." He also contracted Apple with Chinese factories, whose conditions were so bad they drove the workers to exhaustion โ€” several wound up taking their lives over the breakneck pace they were expected to churn out iPads and iPhones, among other devices. "They run to the press and tell the story about oppression and it gets written up and they get their fifteen minutes of fame." Speaking of the iPhone, a prototype model once went missing, and a journalist returned it to Jobs. Rather than be grateful, Jobs instead had the journalist's home raided, and his files and computers were all confiscated in the process. "You can please some of the people some of the time." No word on whether any backup turtlenecks were lifted during the raid. Walt Disney He created Mickey Mouse! How bad could Walt Disney really be? Plenty bad, as it turns out. He was more Wicked Witch than Snow White. As Neal Gabler exposed in his biography Walt Disney: The Triumph of the American Imagination, Walt had a dark side, and not just because he let Song of the South happen. "HUH?" He was reportedly the kind of person to refer to the Seven Dwarves as a "n-word pile," which isn't just terrible, it doesn't make any sense. He also used terms like "pickaninny" in meetings, which was an old-timey, and offensive, term for black children. Then there was his issue with women. As Ward Kimball, one of Disney's associates, said, "He didn't trust women or cats." "Keep the faith sweetheart." In a letter Disney sent a woman named Mary Ford, who wanted work as an animator, he confirmed that suspicion by rejecting her outright simply because of her gender. In a letter, he wrote, "Women do not do any of the creative work โ€ฆ as that work is performed entirely by young men. For this reason, girls are not considered for the training school." Snow White and the Seven Dwarves appear on the letterhead, almost like they're mocking her for her silly woman chutzpah. "Woooh!" Caravaggio He may have been a highly respected Renaissance artist, but Caravaggio was also a maniac. A 2002 expose revealed why it was that Caravaggio slayed a man named Ranuccio Tomassoni. It's been long accepted that Caravaggio slayed Tomassoni in 1606, but most thought it was due to an argument over a tennis match. According to new evidence, however, the issue wasn't Caravaggio being a bad sport โ€” it was a woman. Specifically, a prostitute. Apparently, Caravaggio had a woman named Fillide Melandroni over for a painting session, and fell for her. Problem was, Tomassoni was her pimp, and Caravaggio took umbrage to this. He felt inclined to fight for her honor, which meant castrating Tomassoni. "Agh, that was way harsh Tai." The problem, as it turned out, was that Caravaggio's steady painting hand wasn't very good at castration, and he severed his opponent's femoral artery instead, causing him to bleed out. So there you have it: Caravaggio slayed a pimp by slashing an artery when he meant to slash his baby-maker, and that's why they never named a Ninja Turtle ever him. "Hello, cruel world." Aristotle The great Greek philosopher Aristotle was a wise man for sure, but when it came to women, he was like a lot of other ancient philosophers: a total misogynist who pretty much had zero idea what they were talking about. "Philosophize with us. All we are is dust in the wind." According to Charlotte Witt's essay, "Feminist History of Philosophy" Aristotle held views of women that went beyond typical masogyny. In his mind, women were hardly even human beings โ€” at best, they were "deform[ed]" men. For some reason, he decided that women have fewer teeth than men, rendering them incomplete, which obviously isn't true. And even though they give birth, they "contribute only matter and not form to the generation of offspring." In other words, they birth the kid, but only men can shape them into actual human beings. Of course, that can only happen if the child is a man because โ€” and these are his direct words โ€” "...a woman is perhaps an inferior being." It seems like there was no "perhaps" about it in his mind, however, because he was just a jerk like that. "Shut it down." Thanks for watching! Click the Grunge icon to subscribe to our YouTube channel. Plus check out all this cool stuff we know you'll love, too!
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Published: Tue Jul 11 2017
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