r/EntitledParents - How I Avoided Death At The Hands Of A Crazed Karen...

g'day there guys it's your Z hubby marque back at it again with another our session titled parents first now with that said I want you to sit back relax Chuck a prawn on the barbie and get ready for some bloody entitled Karen's our first pose today is by user Madara meteor titled some people just can't handle quarantine huh some backstory I live at home with my family and while I'd be happy to stay inside during quarantine they insist I have to go outside for an hour a day while maintaining social distancing I'm pretty lazy so what I usually do is walk to the nearby high school it's absolutely huge and I climb on the roof and just sit there listening to podcasts and playing mobile games the part of the roof I usually sit on is a little ledge overlooking the parking lots and adjacent basketball courts and it's only about a six foot drop onto some stairs not even a proper roof so today I was sitting on the ledge listening to ta Zi and playing plague Inc when I see a family riding their bikes in the parking lot I figured they're just getting exercise in same as me and these two kids each young elementary school age on little kid bikes and a mum who's the entitled mother not on a bike watching them supervising I guess so of course since it's super intriguing when someone's on a roof the little kids start pointing at me and waving and of course I wave back and smile they look back at my phone and get back to my game about a minute later I hear entitled mothers shouting I only ever have one earbud in in case there's an emergency it's a habit I figured she's shouting at her kids but then she realized she's saying hey you hey you're on the roof I take out my remaining year button I say yeah what's up she proceeds to tell me that I should come down this instant that I'm distracting and influencing her children to do bad things and that climbing the roof is against the rules she was technically right about the against the rules thing but the schools been closed for months and I'm not endangering anybody except myself kinda but I know my way around the rooftop so I politely explained that I'm completely capable and safe and that her children are free to ask me any questions she repeats her previous points only now adding that I'm a stupid teenager and that I'm just doing this for attention I say that the effect I may have passively affecting her young children's curiosity is really not my problem and that she should just explain why they're too young to climb the roof instead of yelling at me about it at this point entitled mother is just red in the face her kids aren't even paying attention anymore riding in circles on their bike again she continues yelling at me and I try not to engage she says I'm harassing and assaulting them by refusing to listen to her and refusing to get down entitled mother has gone full Karen at this point just screaming about how I'm ruining their time out of the house and that I'm a [ __ ] and I should be more considerate of people who have it worse than I do the section of the roof I'm on has a staircase that leads up to it and then a six-foot block that I hosted myself up onto and I was sitting on entitled mother walks up the stairs and starts trying to hoist herself up the six-foot block she doesn't use the railing I use to help myself up probably because it overlooks a 30-foot drop the stands bring you to the roof ledge on one side but on the other side there's quite a long drop to the pavement which she seems to be avoiding at all costs she continually does a running jump at the edge of the ledge and every single time can't pull up her body weights she continues this for about two minutes while saying things like I try to create a safe and secure environment for my children and you were threatening us by being there you need to get down right now I of course am still saying nothing kind of just watching amused at this points cuz like what's she gonna do throw me off the side after a while she gives up and angrily goes back to her kids who were still riding in circles on their bikes she turns says she's reporting me to the police and takes her two kids and leaves the parking lots I followed them with my eyes and she never once put the phone up to her ear she might have called later but there's been nothing about it if she ever did call they probably told her she was overreacting I hope so at least still my little rooftop social distancing sanctuary will be more ruined than it already is TLDR minding my own business on a rooftop and entitled mom yells saying I'm harassing her kids I can't help but laugh about how she's screaming about creating a safe environment while she's trying to climb on a six-foot block leaving her children to ride their bikes while she's clearly too busy shrinking to be paying them any attention posted by user XE things titles you already have a child you should sell me your new baby as much as I like this sub I live in fear of having the opportunity to post here and yet here I am with the realization that I have family that I can talk about in here warning English is not my first language this is the most manipulative and ugly literally ugly classist racist person I've ever met I've worked in customer service and do politics in a totalitarian government so it's safe to assume I've already seen the worst of the worst she's married to my uncle let's call her Mary Mary has pulled a lot of entitled stunts over the course of her life I probably have over 100 stories that I can share that I know of I don't talk to that part of the family because it's toxic as hell but there are a few family gatherings in which we meet one of those happened yesterday and I got reminded of her golden traits so thought you would enjoy raging with me her entitlement shown yesterday as she tried to make herself the best friend of my current boss who's married to my cousin and she is filthy rich brought a friend of hers who was supposed to be strictly quarantined because she is high-risk trying to outshine the one month old baby who we were all there to meet with her already grown-up daughters who we've all met tried to become the host of the party in a house that was not hers going as far as to search and so food from the refrigerator that wasn't destinated to the party servings and to top it all off we were also there to pray for my cousin's mother who died last week I don't participate in Christian stuff but she was my favorite auntie and like a second mother to me so the moment of appreciation was very important to me to my cousin my other aunts and Mary's husband his sister turns out Mary decided that since we were there to remember the dead ones it would be a nice thing to not only take the role of the main person leading the prayers but to also include a picture a big one of her mother that she pulled out of her purse and put it in front of my aunt's picture covering it almost completely and start with a speech of how she missed her mother who died 10 years ago and literally just say rip about my auntie's death but I'm not here today to tell you that story oh no no I was just venting since I have so much to tell and so little time I figured it would be best if I started with the oldest tale I know the time she asked my mom to sell her my brother while she was four months pregnant good ol Mary is infertile she has two daughters one was conceived in vitro and then introduced into her womb the other one popped out of nowhere literally we suspect she bought it out from someone since she has a record of trying this but whatever before having her first daughter when I was around 10 years old my mom broke the news to the family that she was pregnant yay Mary wasn't happy with this because she as of then had been trying for years with her husband and wasn't able to get pregnant she always had this sort of competition with my mom and with everyone because she has this need of being the best one in everything she must have the most money have the most expensive clothing be more successful in her career having the happiest marriage going to the most exotic places but she wasn't the best she was the only one with no children out of the seven siblings of the family my aunts and uncles and she was also one of the oldest why so imagine her jealousy when the youngest one directly below her husband was going to have her second child while her and her husband were still child free the horror her status sir she put my mother aside one day and told her you know it isn't fair that you get pregnant before us it wasn't fair for you to have Opie before your brother since he's older than you but whatever it can't be helped if therapy was a broken condom or something but you know we've been trying for years now and we're just exhausted and we're not comfortable with trying those artificial methods nor having a baby without our blood so since you're family and we know you were not in a financial position to take care of another baby right now what would you say if I offered to pay for everything pregnancy related and after the baby is born I would pay you amount for keeping it as your brothers and i's baby of course my mom said no she told me roughly how the proposition when two years later but only because I was the one that found out why she was so pushy about buying my brother because this wasn't just a one-time thing no she constantly tried to convince my parents to sell them my brother throughout the next five months and even for some months after he was born you see my father is a son of immigrants he has European bloodline and is very handsome meri also has a need of proving to everyone that she has royal blood and aesthetics at everything to her hence the need to show herself as the best of the best in every aspect of her life and she will not hesitate to do anything to achieve her goal of being the perfect woman with the perfect life this includes pretending she has white jeans she doesn't we live in a very heavily race mixed country she was born in one of the least developed states in a humble family in a small town with only town people that has been working under the Sun for generations so all of them have dark skin she married my uncle who comes from a family that has lived in an island for generations and who was also the most dark-skinned one of all siblings there is no way she is going to have a baby who was white but my mom is one of the most light-skinned between her siblings and she married my dad who has Italian and polish jeans and I was born with a very pale skin and smooth hair Mary and her husband's hair are what we describe as bad hair not in an offensive way but that's how it's cold here it's basically super twisted and thick hair there was a big chance my brother was going to be born european-looking he already know where this is going right one day I was minding my own business while in their daughter's birthday party and I happen to wonder a close to where Mary was talking with someone I didn't know her and I heard how she openly complained about how her daughter was black and how she wished she managed to convince my mom and dad to just give her their baby because having a white son would have solved all of her problems it is so hard to move up the stairs of society when you have a black family and not only that but having an ugly daughter isn't going to help either there's no way she will marry a rich man how is she supposed to pay her retirements there was more said but I can't remember it all and yes my uncle approves of her behavior and patronizes it's they two dark-skinned people believe in white supremacy oh by the way forgot to mention that the daughter that popped out of nowhere one day is white and looks nothing like Mary nor her husband you'd think that's how it worked wouldn't you posted by user gated garden Hearns titled and entitled parents scolds me for having a smile yeah you read that right it's not too long of a story and it's not super crazy like all the other ones on this subreddits but I thought y'all would get a kick out of this one just a heads up there will be spelling errors because I'm too bored to fix them this was about a month ago a few weeks before this whole quarantine started I was a target with my parents looking for a birthday present for one of my best friends while my parents were looking around the food department for something or another while yes quarantine didn't start yet this was when all the panic shop or out in swarming the food sir I kind of left them to go look for a gift I was walking around the video games to see if I could find anything cheap for him when I felt it coming it wasn't loud it was just a small one like they usually are but it caught someone's attention an entitled mother before I get into the showdown let me first explain why I coughed when I was little I had a really bad asthma like so bad I couldn't even breathe but over the past couple of years I grew out of its also I thought because starting in like January I started coughing a ton and apparently it was the return of my asthma from the grave it rises excuse me I heard somewhere behind me I kept walking assuming the voice was looking for a manager excuse me she screamed again behind me as if she was Vickie Guerrero yeah I made that joke last time I did in the story so what I turned around to face this stores main antagonist she looked like a textbook Karen pasty white skin their haircuts brown sunglasses indoors and a generic white mom outfits she had a little girl with her she couldn't be older than ten yes man I asked trying to be polite before I raised the ironic [ __ ] shields first of all don't call me ma'am I'm only a few years older than you I'm 16 still I'm young okay Karen is there something you need stop being a little [ __ ] and listen to me ma'am I'm sorry I meant person that is barely older than me I'm listening also maybe you shouldn't cuss around your daughter the daughter wasn't paying attention to us she was looking at a game behind her on the shelf what do you know about parenting oh my god just get to the point or leave me alone how dare you disrespect me you've done nothing to earn it can we please get to the point I have somewhere I need to be how dare you be here disrespecting me you should be at home with your coronavirus now it was my turn to say excuse me I heard you coughing boy I said go home I don't need juice no disease to my daughter oh now you care about her and I don't have the coronavirus it's just a SMAW I can assure you that if I had the virus I wouldn't be here asthma how dare you come here with asthma you could give that to my daughter as well at this I face palms so hard I thought it would bruise lady that's not how a smo works yes it is I saw it on TV people with asthma are more likely to be hurt by the virus and I don't want you giving it to my girl so leave the store right now or I'll call security lady if you truly believe all this I feel bad for your daughter then I turned around and grabbed a twenty five dollar Xbox gift card but it was nice chatting with you Karen I'll be on my way you beady-eyed Donkey Kong looking mother-fricker I laughed as I walked away I heard her rambling about how I shouldn't be cussing in front of her daughter calling me a filthy Mexican we literally never talked about race but go off I guess sis and calling me a virus spreader I just kept laughing to myself as I walked back to my parents who are about done with their food scavenger hunts what's so funny my mom asked yeah it's nothing I said as we went to go paint for our stuff I didn't see how Karen again but I figured she was probably yelling at some minimum-wage employee I went to the movie theater for the party and it went amazingly I understand that she was just scared of the virus which she has every right to be but she was so ignorant and about as smart as a bowl of raisins if he put her in a room with a bowl of raisins and they had to both do the SATs the raisins would finish first anyways thank you all for reading this funny little story stay at home stay safe and don't be a [ __ ] posted by user fat pickle titles too old to enjoy video games this makes me a pervert I guess sir I recently went to Walmart's I don't generally go to walnuts because I don't like the atmosphere but been stuck at home for a while and needed some social interaction and wanted to grab some stuff to work on the outside area just some plants and soil and whatnots while walking through Walmart's I decided I would look at the video game section I was looking at the Nintendo section when I noticed that they have one new Nintendo 2ds XL left not only is this the last one it's the last Nintendo console they have I was blown away recently I had been doing some doordash to earn some extra cash so I decided to splurge I grabbed a person and was asking about honoring the game star price Walmart still offers the price match guarantee and Game Stop had there's fifty dollars cheaper the person agrees and said he needs to go find someone with keys to open the case I stand there waiting and flipping through Reddit for about ten minutes or so when a woman entitled parents and her son brats and a Walmart associate comes up I look up nod my head and look back at my phone out of the blue I hear the kid shout that one right there the shouting had startled me so I looked up to see the Walmart associates getting ready to unlock the case I then stop him and say excuse me I have been here for about ten minutes waiting for someone to unlock the case to grab that item keep in mind that the only item in the case is the Nintendo DS well sorry but we beat you to it better luck next time maybe you should grow up instead of wasting a time on stuff made for kids I kid you not these were her words no exaggeration I was immediately furious and it takes a lot to push me over the edge how could you talk to a total stranger like that I wasn't rude in the slightest just mentioned that I had been waiting for someone already now I understand am I really such a jerk that I'm going to deprive a kid maybe ten years old of the only DS they have well yes merely because I had been waiting and she was so rude about it ma'am that was uncalled for there's no need to be rude I have been waiting for the Walmart associate for almost 15 minutes to get this item and unless you have been waiting longer I'm gonna stand firm that I have the right to it that's total crap I've been here for almost an hour and been waiting for a Walmart associate for almost that whole time to unlock the case Walmart associates secretly my hero says wait you just came up to me a few minutes ago if this guy has been waiting longer it's his discretion on what he wants to do I had asked someone before you'd are no joke she said da where's the manager this is ridiculous I'm not going to tell my son who has wanted this for over a year he can't get one because some pervert wants to play with kids toys I would like to reiterate that few will believe this but the story is true and there is very little to no exaggeration at all this woman really was this crazy the brats like mum tell him to get it tell him to get it at this point the kid keeps chanting this because the Walmart associate has stopped until the manager arrives entitled parents like wow you're really going to make a child cry over your selfishness you really are a piece of work you know that do you know how sad it is to let a child cry because you literally are taking the toy right out of his hand ma'am please calm down there's no need to be nasty the manager will come and we will see who enquired first the whole time I kept completely quiet Walmart associates the first one who I had asked to open the case comes up we'll call him w-wait sue sorry that took so long I couldn't find a key is there a problem at this point the two Walmart associates are discussing the situation I am texting the insanity of this to my wife and the kid is crying really loudly finally the manager arrives Walmart manager goes and talks to Walmart associates for a few minutes and entitled mother answers her phone she says I know I'm taking too long some pervert is trying to take the loss toy and The [ __ ] at Walmart is actually trying to let a grown man take a toy away from a kid I know what a jerk it's ok the manager is here Walmart manager then signals for me to walk over away from the kid and the mother he says so based on what I know of the situation you were here first now that means it's up to what you want to do I understand this lady has been very rude but I just wanted to talk to you for a second I'm keen to keep things calm over here so what I can do for you is give you the original discounts plus 20 dollars additional off when the next round comes in if you are okay with waiting I say I'll admit I'm not stoked about it but I appreciate your help thank you this entire time entitled parent went off the other Walmart associates claiming this was by far the most insane thing she had ever seen Walmart supports perverts like me and then calling the news and informing them that they let a pervert buy all the kids toys right in front of the kids eyes okay this gentleman has decided to wait for them to come back in stock if you want to take this one in Tuttle parents for real says are you kidding me this jerk kept me here for over 20 minutes it was more like ten tops just to finally agree to let my son have it screw him I spoke with him and we came to an agreement on terms that worked best for everyone involved wait he was the person who caused all this bullcrap and you offered him free crap that's bullcrap I was the one that was subject to sitting here while he played with his stupid game what are you going to do for me for my time and letting this make my son so upset ma'am you're getting the item I'm sorry that this took a second but I had to get all the information that doesn't answer my question you're letting this loser get all kinds of discounts for literally being a creep and an a-hole and making my son cry but I get nothing but what I deserve in the first place god this is so insane and while my corporate will be hearing about this at this point I walked away and chuckled to myself a week later I got the call that they had another one in stock and I went in to pick it up wow just wow update sir a few of you have had some questions about missing details one I didn't change my mind as a favor to the manager he was trying to work with me and I didn't want to disrespect that lady I didn't care about much at all - I understand that Walmart doesn't offer the price match guarantee any longer I assumed that's why they had offered me the price match but I threw this I asked them and they harm it it's plain and simple that is a minor insignificant part of the story so not sure why so many people are offended by this three we exchanged information phone numbers when we had our conversation didn't really see it necessary to add to the story right I hope you guys enjoyed that one today this has been machi reading another our session titled parents first tell me what you thought about it out of the comments did you like this reading today because I hope you did I hope you have a good day night sleep whatever you're up to and I'll see in the next episode bye

Channel: Markee

Views: 35,433

Rating: 4.8855324 out of 5

Keywords: EntitledParents, entitled, parents, r/entitledparents, r/entitled, r/entitled parents, rslash, markee, markee reddit, markee entitledparents

Id: rs9R4S2DgJs

Length: 25min 18sec (1518 seconds)

Published: Mon May 11 2020