RELATABLE MEMES 7

vietnam peep will shoot you if you don't like this video and subscribe right now me walking into a room and forgetting why i went there what's the dumbest thing you did as a kid wished i was an adult tried to warn ya women i hate my hair no products work for me men after using body washes shampoo hey how strict was you all parents if i have fun today i can't have fun tomorrow sorry wow look at that moon i'm gonna take a picture cop are you high me hello am i what cop hi me hello [Music] giving birth isn't as painful as being kicked on the nuts have you had a baby no but over the years women say let's have another one i never hear a man saying come on hit me on the nuts again please stop saying you can't joke about anything anymore you can you can joke about whatever the duck you like and some people won't like it and they will tell you they don't like it and then it's up to you whether you give a duck or not and so on it's a good system no seaside or whatever but sometimes i look at this world and i don't just feel like participating you attract what you fear omg i'm so scared of 10 billion dollars how much spinach i start cooking versus how much i end up with imagine going hiking and running into this lion even know what my next move would be what is the opposite of [Music] stop taking social media so serious nothing here is real look at this chicken it is bigger than the car man returns to work after vacation with fresh re-energized hatred for job i really loved reading out loud in school flexing on these illiterate mother duckers it's different for real i love cheating if you don't cheat what the hell is wrong with you have you ever been cheated on i forgot some people are in relationships to clarify i love to violate academic integrity on excellence what makes you different from the average redditer i did not need help naming my cat used to sneak out my house to go to parties now i sneak out of parties to go to my house my first joke i ever made was drawing a comic where two people are staring at a dress in the window of a store one of them says i would die for that dress and the other says i would kill for that dress and then they look at each other awkwardly this was when i was like six and every day i wake up knowing i'll never be able to top this my magnum opus when i mistakenly use personality number three with friends group number two i'm 44 and can't swim state your age and something you can't do i'm 20 and i can't take it anymore what do you remember most from your childhood hey did you ask yet me no my mom's in a bad mood so sad that kids today spend so much time online when we were kids we were always outside throwing rocks at one another snow skiing lighting small fires stealing car hood ornaments shoplifting trying dogs one time i'd rank gasoline can you guys please recommend books that made you cry organic chemistry structure and function by vol k p to c ensure neely 2014 i have a phone interview today and someone told me to just be myself so i'm not going to answer the call people who say ha then answer without you repeating the question are psychopaths you gotta let it load first born too late to discover new land and too early to discover new worlds but just in time to collect micro plastics in my major organs me at a restaurant waiter here's your cup me oh thank you waiter puts down cup me thank you waiter phil's cup up with water me thank you waiter i'll be back soon with your food me thank you i love being in bed i don't understand how people don't get into bed and immediately feel happier sometimes i get into bed and that is my activity just being in bed because that's how happy it makes me i just lay there and think about how i'm in my bed and i'm happy about it my 14 year old daughter just screamed duck and slammed her bedroom door after learning she'll be menstruating every month or so for the next 30 to 40 years and i can't blame her a bit accidentally closed a browser with 20 plus tabs opened this must be what the scholars of alexandria felt when their great library burned let's duck and go boys i shout to myself as i boot up my ps4 to play a single player game and open a bottle of wine to drink alone some baby on this plane is singing the abc's all out of order and a guy just shouted yes girl remix i just remembered that when i got my first dog i was seven and he was one seven in dog years and i cried when he turned two because i didn't think a 14 year old dog would want to hang out with me what my neighbors see as i emerge from my house once a week to get a delivery in college i had a roommate that would set his normal alarm clocks a separate alarm for 3am so that he would wake up in the middle of the night and be excited about how much longer he had left to sleep still not sure if he was a genius or a psycho i wish i was a cow just eating grass in a field no rent no job no stress just move turns out it doesn't matter how early i go to bed i literally just don't want to go to work imagine going through a bad breakup in 1823 and then beethoven drops moonlight sonata as a therapist i can say confidently that while therapy is helpful what most people really need is money every documentary about serial killers he was alone he had no friends he had no lover he spent all his time alone at home me how do i pay taxes how do i get a job schools well mr chandra is the powerhouse of the cell one of my favorite games to play is is my headache from dehydration caffeine withdrawal lack of proper nutrition my ponytail stress lack of sleep not wearing my glasses or brain tumor do not copy from the textbook textbook he died in 1995 me in 1995 he died hey can i call you you can missed audio call you don't pick up i didn't say i'd pick up dating is really just finding someone whose parents ducked them up in a compatible way to how your parents ducked you up me spending 10 minutes choosing songs to wash the dishes for 30 seconds my problem is i always think i can get ready in 15 minutes when i have repeatedly proven that i can't remove your hand from the box and die what's in the box wet food from the sink nobody likes being around the one up friend yo day was hard their day was harder you got a good job their job is better you got five bands they got six you went to tennessee they went to 11 a c for somebody who loves to sleep you'd think that i'd go to bed earlier i wish it was socially acceptable to say i don't care and just walk away from the conversation me when i see a cop just don't act suspicious and i'll be fine the cop good morning me i do not kill people that is my least favorite thing to do i hate how having a job means you have to join a whole new cinematic universe of people the guy who picked on me in high school and then became a millionaire just came into ksc and i overcooked his chicken checkmate justin you ducking loser guys would you give an average looking girl a chance if she were to approach you first and make first move a guy would talk to a tree if it approached him first i hope the guy who just cut me off in traffic has his favorite book made into a movie and the characters are nothing like he imagined them beep beep mother ducker your hot bowl of cold food is ready [Music] somebody get my sister she got ear shower caps for the airpods [Music] when you wake up from a dream that was 1 000 times better than your own life whenever the machines do take over they are going to access all the data from my fitness tracker and be like this guy is not a treat adulthood probably the worst hood i've ever lived in very ghetto here boss if you fall asleep again today i'll fire you me okay boss now go and do the sheep inventory me oh no people who go on runs right after they wake up me just trying to process being alive cardio for 15 minutes lifting for three hours people who call instead of text me when you're in psychology class and learn about the mental disorder you have if you bump into someone you haven't seen in seven years every cell has been replaced and they are someone new entirely you don't have to say hi this indian man and i have an identical commute but we have never spoken to each other like we get on at the same platform spot and everything i worked from home yesterday and today he jokingly said where were you i was lonely it was a joke but i almost cried lmao netflix you want to watch a 10 hour movie me what no absolutely not are you insane netflix what if we break it up into our long episodes and you watch them all in one sitting me you son of a butch i'm in can i get our i worked at your store in sussex for three years and stole over 10 000 pounds from the register without anyone noticing when you close the fridge door and hear some stuff fall and leave it for the next person when i'm 25 i'm gonna buy my own house buy my own car and live my own life me at 25. when you ask me how i'm doing and i say i'm functioning this is what i mean [Music] men all right time to relax boots up extremely stressful video game me wherever i go i hope i don't see anyone i know this morning on a whim i decided to change my toaster setting from three to four welcome to the new me thanks for following my journey hey that was a cool dream what dream just now about them when you're 10 eggs 20 yards six wows and eight man that's crazies and they still won't stop talking i want to be 14 again so i can ruin my life differently i have new ideas me wakes up me please don't be seven am please don't be seven am please don't be seven a.m clock three a.m me anxiety wow big day tomorrow anxiety i guess every second you spend worrying about it instead of sleeping will make it worse anxiety i should shut up then wow big day tomorrow what a nice sheep i think as i gaze out at a field the sheep facing away starts to raise its head i stare in mounting horror as the head keeps rising rising neck elongating in some cursed spectacle that roots me to the spot in fear until i realize oh it's an alpaca so those are my emotional support 6 month old browser tabs me leaving the cinema after adopting the main character personality do twins have the same sized nut now we are asking the real questions as a twin i can say my nut is definitely bigger than my sisters me 30 minutes into my 15 minute break [Music] at the end of every haircut they ask me if i want product in my hair to which i always reply no i'm going home to shower anyway because hair in my shirt bothers me so much i have an assigned haircut shirt are there people getting haircuts and just going about their day me is there a spirit in my house ouija board slides to yes me great your portion of the rent is 650 it's due the first of the month ouija board duck if you want us to paint your house you gotta buy us yellow paint i want my house to be gray though you don't need yellow we are not painting anything until you get us yellow paint epson house painters describe your perfect date that's a tough one i'd have to say april 25th because it's not too hot and not too cold all you need is a light jacket i absolutely love standing in the kitchen sharing a pack of ham with my dog you get a slice i get a slice we are having a good time girls be like oopses and then blame it on their zodiac like oh sorry i'm an asparagus when your anxiety is through the roof and someone says put on a brave face me i have half an hour to do a five minute task brain better push it to next week me way ahead of you i'm attracted to guys that are ace holes what's up you stupid butch the government should give us each eight thousand dollars not because that's how much a batman pinball machine costs it's for a different reason i wish pets lived longer and life wasn't so expensive and leftover fries were still good warmed up and people didn't snack how i sleep at night knowing that i'm only getting older have no talent my life's a mess and i'll probably die single i want to upgrade my depression to the one that makes you create starry night and not the one that has you lay in bed and try and eat a bagel without having to use your hands taco trucks should drive around like ice cream trucks my subtitles i can't hear without my subtitles you will ever look at old pictures of yourself and think damn people really let me walk around like that but then you look in the mirror and think damn it's happening again huh who's your favorite literary vampire me the one in sesame street he doesn't count me i can assure you that he does quiet laid back men why do you go for loud fiery women someone gotta tell the waiter i ordered mashed potatoes and it ain't gonna be me [Applause] these are your best years you're young and full of energy me after lunch my dad listening to three-year-old me when i tell him how i figured out something very common [Music] why are you guys on reddit right now i'm procrastinating procrastinating by browsing reddit instead of playing video games my boss and i had an ugly sweater competition i'm not dead just tired and ugly please let me sleep reblog if you two are not dead only tired and ugly same when too many people you know from different places come together and you have to maintain the personality you've created for each one at the same time honestly if scammers toned it down a little they could totally get me like i've won a million dollars ah obviously i've won a pizza yes here is my social security number always got a rat but i don't know it's up to you after giving advice just in case you ruined their life damn i walked all the way to the bridge near my house to ponder and there's already two dudes here pondering as well what are some guy secrets girls don't know about the average guy is so starved for positive attention that a simple compliment is enough to get him interested in you i'm having a party tonight wanna come okay cool see you then what have i done what have i done is it true most men pee on the doo-doo stains in the toilet to knock them off do the duck out here telling secrets the only person that calls to check up on me every day scan likely always start your day with a positive attitude me duck [Music] friends what are you doing me working friends what are you doing after work me sleeping for work tomorrow when you lie in a position so uncomfortable that you can feel it damaging your body but you're too lazy to move when you've got something interesting to say but topic just got changed the elevator doors opened up and a guy walked in the elevator it was just me and him in there and he said i love you and i'm not rude so i said i love you too he gave me a weird look and pointed at his bluetooth when you're built for feed not speed your grandma looking down from heaven watching you cook chicken in an air fryer teacher the test isn't even that hard the test i want a to break free b to ride my bicycle c it all d to make a supersonic man out of you so churches are not essential but action clinics are essential got it yes because action is healthcare glad i could clear that up for you lis 600 000 babies a year would disagree with you i could easily win a debate against 600 000 babies me all right brain we have two tasks to do one of them is more time sensitive but working on the other will be more fun which should i start on my brain do ducking nothing for 72 hours me understandable have a nice day tried to take a picture but ended up scaring him instead [Music] you call it trauma i call it spicy memory [Music] your social thanks i gave up interviewer are you good at staying calm in stressful situations me i'm not good at staying calm in relaxing situations doctor don't worry the x-ray is completely harmless the doctor when you're getting the x-ray there are plenty of fish in the sea but there's also a garbage patch the size of texas so you will be careful out there these urge companies all started from a garage what's your excuse apple disney amazon google i don't have a garage me i'm guessing i should probably have about 200 left bank account 3.62 cents me me waking up to alarms i set every five minutes [Music] [Music] so [Music]

Channel: Daily Dose Of Memes

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Length: 22min 27sec (1347 seconds)

Published: Wed Apr 27 2022