Red Flags (ft. Montaigne) OFFICIAL VIDEO

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The date started off so well begin my night not expecting the fright of my life she was perfect from what I could tell how could I not see the danger right in front of me my favourite food is fish baby that's my favourite too I love cartoon dogs baby, I love Scooby doo hey girl, what's your favourite film? she said the best movie of all, a masterpiece of art called Human Centipede, Human Centipede I think that I'm gonna get murdered tonight Human Centipede, Not Ironically she said "the costume design was a highlight" I like it for the plot tell me what the plot's about German doctor sews three people ass to mouth Cool Human Centipede Please god save me I think that's a red flag I don't want to get stabbed she said "Human centipede is a tour de Force" I think "Holy shit I'm gonna be the main course" She said "I admire the narrative of character growth" I try to get the waiters attention by blinking in morse code why are you blinking so much? I've got something in my eye here let me get it out no thank you, I don't wanna die bonjour, sir was blinking at me, is this because your date is a freak? no very good then, bon-appetite stop hiding behind your silly made up red flag to not take a chance on the best relationship you've ever had maybe you're right, and I'm looking for excuses my heart's got bruises, but I'm ready to choose this love you could be my world, the love of my life one day we'll get married and be husband and wife with a tasteful ceremony and the wedding of our dreams only if the wedding is themed tell me what the theme's gonna be Human Centipede, Human Centipede that way we can save on the catering bill Human Centipede, Only one mouth to feed if you are the best man you know the deal pucker up I can finally open myself up to love I can finally sew a mouth to a butt Human Centipede, Human Centipede
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Channel: tom cardy
Views: 105,440,515
Rating: undefined out of 5
Keywords: red flags, dating, funny, comedy, music, Tom Cardy, cardy, Montaigne, electro, dance, human centipede, horror, scary
Id: GFokXnCCMf8
Channel Id: undefined
Length: 2min 47sec (167 seconds)
Published: Thu Dec 01 2022
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