Mixed Messages (Official video)

It's Sunday night and your at home all alone last night was great, it was our very first date so now it's time to pull out my phone I'm gonna send you something real quick it ain't gonna be a dick-pic, no no romance needs clarity but baby that don't work for me, I'm sending Mixed Messages, Mixed Messages I send the first text in a cute way and then I don't reply for seven freaking days yeah Mixed Messages, Mixed Messages you text me what night am I free and I reply yes Full Stop. I send you a little smiley face so you send me back a little smiley face and then I say "hey" and so you write back "hey" and I say, "hey what?" and you say "you said hey first?" and I say ok Croissant emoji Flip you Mixed Messages, Mixed Messages One second I say you're very pretty and then I show up at your house and I kick your dog, yeah! Mixed Messages, Mixed messages I pay for the dogs veterinary bills, but then I punch your dad in the dick now we're going to a hospital just me you and your dad in the back of an ambulance and even with your dad's broken dick the air is thick with sexual tension I'm really sorry for punching your dad in the dick I won't do it again you make me shake is hand and promise but as I do I ball up my other fist and I Punch your dad in the dick again I punch your dad in his broken dick again you think I'm sexy, I'm being mysterious sending you these m-mixed messages you say "stop punching my dad's dick" I say "ok" but then I wink so you grab both of my hands quick stopping my third attempt to punch your dad's dick oh baby, you've played this game before too bad, I've played a little bit more you've got both my hands, so I use my head I headbutt your dad's pants in the back of an ambulance and between the headbutts our eyes lock as we're holding hands and we can't help but kiss over your dad's not once, twice, thrice, broken dick Mixed Message, Mixed messages I say I love you in a cute way then I punch your Dad's dick everyday Mixed Messages, Mixed Messages Tell your dad that I'm sorry, but then punch him in his dick again

Channel: tom cardy

Views: 41,649,642

Keywords: mixed messages, tom cardy, animation, cartoon, music, music comedy, comedy, funny, video clip, dick pick, text, fuckboy, fuckboi

Id: 3fHl9bxVT58

Length: 2min 25sec (145 seconds)

Published: Thu Jul 29 2021