(laughing) - Hey question, he's only
rewinding and pausing, right? He's not the one playing
it the whole time, is he? - Yeah. - Oh my God. (talking over each other) - She don't know what the (beeps) I do. (laughing)
(crowd laughs) She's like wait, he does all of that? - (beeps) I was like damn,
Sterling has a real job here. (all laugh)
(crowd claps and cheers) - [Rob] Yes, yes.
(talking over each other) - All right, our guest
today is a childhood actor, one of the greatest
basketball players of all time to never go pro or go to college. (crowd laughs) He is a male model that has never actually done a photo shoot (crowd laughs) and he is the co-host of this show. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome Steelo Brim! (crowd cheers and claps) Hey welcome man, welcome.
- Hey, what's happenin'. - Hey, sweetheart. - How's it going? Do I still do this? - First ever guest to be on the wheels. Did you really think we were
gonna force you to do it? - I was like, there's no way
they're gonna have me try to run that with no practice or nothing. (chuckles)
(crowd laughs) - I wanted her to run this so bad. - Yeah, yeah, we should maybe try it. - But she got sweaty hands,
she might start slipping. (all laugh) Rewind too much, fast forward too much. - Her hands are so sweaty,
she might short circuit it. (crowd laughs)
- Shut up, they're not sweating right now. - All right well Steelo, this category, normally Sterling gets to see
the videos the night before, gets to think about some stuff. Is it correct that you have
not seen any of this category? - I haven't at all. - Well, one of the great parts
of this show that you play is you're able to spot things
that we never see, right? It's a gift.
(scoffs) So what we are going to
do is test your ability. - Oh man, that hurts. - To find what is in these videos and they're technical and difficult. - Okay. - Steelo vision test. (crowd cheers) - [Rob] Okay, and... (smashing) (crowd groans) - Okay.
- Okay. What did you see? - I did see a side boner, I
thought, from the beginning. (crowd laughs) (computer squeaks) That's what I saw, I was like okay, he's excited about this
for whatever reason. - Okay, what we saw was
a gentleman in the back, actually feeling the pain of
getting hit by a sledgehammer. - I saw that.
(laughs) But I didn't think it was good enough. - Okay. - [Chanel] His toes curl right up.
(computer squeaks) (all laugh) - [Rob] Okay, so here we go, bam. (slams) (thuds)
(crowd groans) Now what did you see? - Well I saw a Crip and a
Blood taping the whole thing. (crowd laughs)
(computer squeaks) Other than that. (chuckles) - Okay, now what we saw was,
(computer squeaks) this is how many times
he's already done it. (crowd laughs) But I would argue you're
seeing better things than I even.
(all laugh) You got a gift, man.
(crowd laughs) (train squeals) Ah, the sleep train to night night town. All right, okay. - All right.
- Okay. - This is obvious. - Two things, the make
out session in the back. (computer squeaks)
(crowd laughs) But nobody's ever fell down
and went to sleep like that. Like (all laugh) what? - [Masseuse] This is a themogesic. - [Rob] Okay.
- [Masseuse] And gonna do a little relaxation work on Karina. - Mm, the cat was back
there throwing up, I think. (crowd laughs)
- [Chanel] Ew! (chuckles) - I saw that. - [Rob] We're so lucky
that there just happens to be a random-ass bathtub. (splashes)
- Oh! (laughs) Aw, that's messed up. - This is (beeps) up, why
is this so (beeps) up? - I have my socks on. (all laugh) - Wait, he says "I have socks on," but if you go back and
look, his socks need to be cleaned anyway.
(computer squeaks) - [Rob] Yeah, party! (thuds)
(splashes) (groans)
(crowd laughs) - How is it only one puddle
in the whole parking lot? (computer squeaks)
And you parked right by it. - How did you get out?
(Steelo laughs) How did you get the door open? - [Rob] What, bitch, let's do this.
(smacks) (crowd groans)
- Oh, oh. When your whole body juts to the side like that,
(computer squeaks) that (beeps) not. - [Rob] Uh oh, okay.
(folksy music) - [Steelo] Lean back.
(crowd exclaims) - [Rob] Oh, okay, all right,
(crowd groans) oh, oh okay, okay it's
going down right now. I got you, I got you. (all laugh) I don't wanna fight you, I wanna hold you. - Ay yo, the referee like,
it's not on 'til I get here, okay, now it's on, okay?
(crowd laughs) Now it's on.
(computer squeaks) - Driving and operating a
manual windshield wiper. (all laugh) - Okay, that's flawless. You know it rain a lot when
you keep a rubber ducky in your car.
(computer squeaks) (all laugh) (crowd groans) - [Steelo] Oh no, no! (laughs) - [Rob] She's fine as hell. - He's sitting in there
when the people come in, "Hey how y'all doing?" "Good morning."
(crowd laughs) - He put his hand over
her face like, "Be quiet." Watch this, "You be quiet."
(crowd laughs) It's just me and you, you be quiet. (Chanel laughs) - [Rob] Yo what's up, man? (fart sound)
(all groan) (smacks)
(crashing) - It's a prank, dude, it's a prank! - It's a prank. - But he didn't even just fart, he grabbed his head though.
(computer squeaks) (all laugh) - Who's gonna get their head farted on and just be like "Oh it was a prank? "Oh, you got me!" (laughs)
(crowd laughs) - (beeps) smell was so authentic. - Fecal matter that went up my nose, that was a good one.
(crowd laughs) - [Rob] I've been
working here for so long! (band talking and playing) - Stop, stop talking! (instrument smashes) - [Rob] Oh!
(crowd groans) (bow snaps and clatters) Oh, oh! - [Student] Oh my God! (crowd laughs) - He like a old-ass rapper. (computer squeaks)
(crowd laughs) - [Rob] Say something. - [Cameraman] Go Matt, go! - [Rob] I got a backpack
full of peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, I'm
getting out of this town. (car whirs) (crashes and thuds)
(crowd groans) - Oh my God!
(all laugh) He got up so high, look
how high the car went! (all laugh) - [Rob] The last thing you expect is that. (hip-hop music) - Best seat in the party house. (crashes)
(crowd groans) - He's in a chair. - Why? - He jumped in a chair, all right. (Chanel laughs)
(computer squeaks) (crashes) This is one of those
points he won't remember. - [Rob] No drinking Eric,
(hip-hop music) you're an alcoholic. (smacks)
(all groan) - He felt bad about it though, look at his face.
- Yeah, you can see it in his face. (smacks) - He ain't really wild
for it, he felt bad. (talking over each other)
(computer squeaks) (all laugh) - He's like "Oh, I'm so sorry." (beeps) - Punch me in the face. - [Rob] Just punch me in the face! - [Onlookers] Do it! - [Rob] I can't do it! (smacks)
I did it. (thuds)
(all groan) - Put his ass to sleep, sleeper. - His friend don't even care about him, he's just checking the cabinet. (crowd laughs)
(computer squeaks) - [Rob] Whoa, whoa,
that's my dad's Pioneer! (car whirs and screeches)
(electric guitar music) - Oh, all right, okay. I'll take a juice box in my Fiat car, thank you.
(all laugh) - Now that was bold. - [Rob] Look, it's just a small man on a mission to park go carts, man. Step back, child.
(all laugh) - He won't even talk to his only fan, like this your only fan. Like talk to the guy.
(computer squeaks) - [Rob] You know exactly who I am. (all laugh) Are we using this music
'cause it's like real fast. Why did y'all choose to make
the black bear dance to this? To Shaft, to Shaft music.
(crowd laughs) (sings) - 'Cause this black bear
is funky as hell right now. - Aw yeah.
- Aw yeah. - (laughs) That's all I
hear, that's all I hear. (cars rattle) - [Rob] Let's crash and hug!
(crashing) - Oh, love you dude. - Wait, time out, does he have on a visor? (computer squeaks)
(crowd laughs) What, did he come from a poker match? - [Rob] This is too
fast for any golf cart. (crowd exclaims)
(crashes) - I want a golf cart, just
to do (beeps) like that. - Tryna put his leg out? (crowd groans)
(computer squeaks) Tryna kickstand that (beeps)? (crowd laughs) (crashes)
(all groan) (screams)
(crashes and thuds) - Man yo, I tried to hurdle
something too back in the day and I broke my face.
(Chanel laughs) - Yeah, we got it. - Oh you have that? - [Rob] Oh yeah.
(all laugh) - Oh my God. - [Steelo] Oh really? - [Rob] Oh yeah. Pause it. Okay, before we see this,
what was happening here? - I was in Denmark and
the Olympics were on, the hurdling competition. - [Rob] Okay.
(all laugh) - He's like, I could do this. - Just stop it there, just stop it. - And we were in the bar watching it, we didn't know it rained outside. - [Steelo] [Chuckles] Okay. - So stuff was slippery. (all laugh) - [Steelo] Did you not walk outside and see the rain had happened? - I was drunk. (all laugh) - This is the mother (beeps) Olympics. - [Rob] Oh good, running,
running somewhere, oh! (crashes)
(all exclaim) - Oh my God. - Dude, you gotta admit. - He did Michael Jackson
toes on the windshield. (all laugh) (beeps) - [Rob] That's so locked up, man. - Yo, he said this is the
mother (beeps) Olympics! - Oh man, he (beeps) whip it. (all laugh) - [Steelo] I don't know
what that outfit about. (Chanel yelling)
- Oo, that's a nice crossover.
(Chanel yelling) She like a basketball superhero,
why she got a mask on? (computer squeaks)
- [Chanel] Yeah, like what is she wearing? - [Steelo] Zorro crossed your ass up! (all laugh) (rap music) - [Steelo] Okay, okay! - [Dad] You got it. (thuds and groans)
(crowd groans) - [Dad] Get up boy, you all right! - You gotta listen to his Daddy, though. Black parents don't ever
ask you if you're okay, they tell you if you're okay.
(laughs) (thuds and groans) - [Dad] Get up boy, you all right! - Get up boy, you okay!
(all laugh) - You fine! Little bit of dolphin in you, you're fine. (laughs) - [Cameraman] My minivan ride to hell! - I don't think any of us missed that. (all laugh) That's a human jumping
out of a car, right? - Okay, this is a human
who's doing something really dangerous, but he does not
like to get water in his nose. (computer squeaks)
(crowd laughs) - Did not notice that,
did not notice that. You got me, you got me, you got me. (crowd claps and cheers) - He's got vision, give it up for Steelo! (Chanel laughs) - [Rob] Walk it out,
walk it out, walk it out. And I can tell you from hitting my nuts on handrail, it does not feel good. - He drug his nuts at least six feet. (computer squeaks repeatedly)
- [Rob] No no no no no no no. (all laugh) This takes engineering. (smacks)
(all exclaim) - [Steelo] Oh my God,
that hurt, that hurt me. (screaming)
- [Guest in black] This is a multiple one. - [Guest in blue] This is beyond me. - Wait wait wait, he had a
random-ass Prince tattoo. (all laugh)
(computer squeaks) - He even sound like Prince, though. He just hit a high note like Prince. - I feel like I'm gonna cry, like for real, I feel like I'm gonna cry. (crowd laughs)
(yells) - [Rob] What'd you do that for? Dude. (yelling over each other) (thuds)
(crowd groans) - He is too pumped up there. (computer squeaks)
(all laugh) (turtle moans) - [Little girl] Oh my goodness! - Is that the turtle? - If you look at this shadow though, you know you putting on a show
if a chicken come watch you. (computer squeaks)
Look at this, look at the chicken come
over here and watch. he like, I gotta see this, this is good. (all exclaim) This is good. (laughs) - [Rob] Cruising Target,
what aisle are footballs on? (smacks)
(thuds) - Why don't you have on
shoes at Target, though? (crowd laughs) Like you just in bare socks? He looking for shoes right now. (all laugh) - [Cameraman] How's it going? - [Rob] What up, bear? - [Cameraman] What's up? Wave to me. (bear pant&s)
- [Rob] Hey. - What is this gate stopping? - Yeah, like-- - What the (beeps) is this stopping? (talking over each other) - Oh my God, this is pretty
much a place where people die all the time.
(crowd laughs) - He didn't even wait, he
told him to get out of here. Watch this, scram. (all laugh) (yelling) (thuds)
(crowd groans) The one person tryna learn is him.
(computer squeaks) Bitch, get off my desk! (all laugh) - [Rob] Okay, little bit of help here. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. This a threesome, first of all. This is a threesome, first of all. (all laugh) - [Rob] What? - This is a threesome. (all laugh) It's insane about the koala in the front is enjoying this (beeps).
(computer squeaks) (all laugh) - Can you please move. - [Woman] Whoa, whoa whoa whoa no, uh uh! - Ah (beeps). - I'ma let you know right now! - [Rob] I'ma let you know! - You have been here all day, okay? I will tell my child to move, you can keep your smart-ass
mouth to yourself, okay? - Okay.
- [Rob] Okay! (laughing) - Do not ever, ever, in
your sorry-ass (beeps) life, talk to my son again. - [Steelo] Woo! - There's a part of him that thinks, I'm about to get my ass kicked. (crowd laughs) - Nah, he knew she was mad 'cause she ain't even use the
stairs, she went up the ramp. (all laugh) Like you chose to just go up the ramp.
- All day, okay? (thuds and groans)
(crowd groan) - [Rob] What! - He cracked the front windshield, though. (computer squeaks)
(all laugh) And a grenade? - Go back, he's just
tryna get that fly out. (computer squeaks)
(all laugh) This (beeps) fly!
(thuds and groans) Save that fly, bro! (beeps) Save the fly. (laughs)
(crowd claps) (golf club dings)
(crowd groans) - Oh, watch him pucker up real quick. (computer squeaks) That ass clamped up. - You know he got hit hard
when he puckered up that quick. - That's the face, right there. - That is. This is. (children yelling) (thuds)
(crowd groans) - [Rob] Oh, dropkick, oh man. - I like how he called time out. Time!
(computer squeaks) A dick is down in the field! (all laugh) (thud) He got hit, he lost it all. - Walk it off, ref, walk it off. (crowd laughs) - [Cameraman] Okay everybody, come on! (crowd groans) - Okay, the other dog thought
he was going on a walk too? - [Rob] No, man he was so scared. - [Steelo] He went back in the house. He was like, uh uh.
(computer squeaks) - [Cameraman] Yay!
(dog barks) Oh, oh man.
(thuds) (crowd groans) - He had just picked up (beeps) too. (all laugh) - He might be quick to cry,
but he ain't dropping no bag of shit for nothing.
- [Steelo] No! - [Rob] Face down, keep the bag! I'm so hurt!
(crowd laughs) I smelled poo poo. (all laugh) Oh no! - [Cameraman] Oh God. (crashing)
(crowd groans) - But you shouldn't be scootering in the first place.
- No. - [Steelo] That's not even a bird either, it's just a (beeps) regular one. (crowd laughs) - It's rainy out, you're a
little brave for that scooter. (crashes)
(crowd groans) - She tried to run! You can't run on water, baby girl.
(all laugh) (mellow music)
- [Rob] I don't care if it's a hurricane. Oh, there goes my house, anyway. He is really thinking about something completely different than this. - He doesn't even (beeps) blink when he goes to eat, it's weird. (all laugh) That's the realest (beeps). - [Rob] You (beeps) got a serious case of ECD if you don't blink when you eat. (all laugh) - [Rob] Oh, just don't lean back. Oh careful now, careful now, oh! (thuds)
(crowd groans) - What is she throwing
up, what kinda gang sign? (thuds) She start banging on 'em
while she was driving. (beeps) What?
(all laugh) 'Bout time you got checked,
neighborhood over here. - Maybe tell her go break up with a troll! - [All] Oh! - She is very gorgeous to me! (all laugh) - Ay look at his face, he is so mad at him already.
(computer squeaks) - She is very gorgeous to me! (all laugh) - But he's so in love.
- Yeah, he is. (upbeat music)
(crashes) (all groan) - He was a scarecrow, half
his face got left behind. - No, go back. Is that what the (beeps),
is he a scarecrow? (crashes)
- There's half of the face. (all groan) Oh he was almost there, bruh.
(computer squeaks) - Oh no, man.
(crowd groans) - [Steelo] He was almost there. - Oh God, this is like a real sport. - It is.
- It is. - [Rob] He's chilling. (crowd groans) - Does he have a funnel in his (beeps), like how is it coming out clean? - Oh no, go back. He's lighting 'em up.
(computer squeaks) He's lighting 'em up.
(crowd laughs) - [Steelo] Okay, there you go. I thought it was a shadow. Is that a (beeps) spirit
behind him, what's that? (all laughs) What the hell is that (beeps). It's the most extraordinary man spirit! That's a goddamn ghost, man! - I don't usually drink beer, but when I do I pee it all over myself. (all laugh) Oh, nothing like mixing a little bald man with some barbecue.
(crowd exclaims) Just a dab. - He don't feel that at all? - [Rob] Look at the top of his head. (all laugh) - What I love more than anything was that he (beeps) blessed
his food before he did it. - [Rob] He did. - [Steelo] He looked up at God like, hey you got this chicken nugget for me. (all laugh) - Dear Lord, bless this chicken McNugget. - [Rob] Yes! Help here, a little bit of help. (crashes)
Goodnight. - What more do you want from this door? It look like the door
from Titanic, don't it? Jack, get on!
(all laugh) - And he (beeps) stumbles
back to his survival door. Save me, save me door! (laughs) Hello, hello, oh, ref. (crowd groans)
- Man, I saw that go down. (crowd cheers)
I saw that go down. He dragged his ass. - [Guest] He's over-committing. (computer squeaks)
- That man lost his life! Oh, he tried to grab hold of his friend. His teammate couldn't believe it, look at the black dude on the team. (computer squeaks)
(crowd laughs and claps) He dropped that (beeps)! Goddamn. - Man, everybody's in shock. Let's keep it legitimate
here, okay, all right. All right, oh!
(thuds) (crowd groans) - Through the legs! - The ref is pissed.
(computer squeaks) Ref is like what the (beeps) is this. - He's like, this is real wrestling. (upbeat rock music)
He's all gone. More, gimme more, gimme more!
(crashing) I can do the dishes, I can, I can. - [Steelo] That cat does not live there. That cat does not live there, they'd shot that cat long time ago. - No, no that's like, yeah give
him a little bit of coffee. (all laugh) - It's a European cat, 'cause the (beeps) washer's in the kitchen. - Okay, is that European? A washer in the (beeps) kitchen? - Yeah. - So you can just multitask
with cooking, folding shirts. - Just (beeps) up and throw your plates in there on accident. (crowd laughs) - [Rob] Don't be driving around here. All right, how 'bout a one, two? Give me a second to park. I'll tell you something. (smacks) (thuds)
(crowd groans) - Okay, the second dude was
just tryna talk him down. (talking over each other) (computer squeaks) - [Rob] Greg's an ass(beeps). (thuds)
(all laugh) (yelling) - [Rob] Oh, he's gonna knock himself out. - Look at the lady in the shop, just looking out like, what the (beeps). (all laugh) She like, I ain't going
outside right now, y'all. - [Rob] I got this right here. What's up, Jack!
(slaps) - I think that was his girlfriend and she cares about him, you know? - Oh, let's go back, go back. - [Steelo] I told you
that foot, let me see. - Oh, maybe not. It's his brother, that's
his older brother. - He's in a lot of trouble if
that's his girlfriend's foot. (crowd laughs) They wear the same size shoes. - [Cameraman] (slaps)
Filthy habit, filthy habit! - He smacked the shit out of him. (crowd laughs)
- Yeah, he did. (vacuum whirs) - Hey. (crowd exclaims)
- That's the same guy! (crowd claps) That's the same guy, isn't it? - I could only tell if
we could see the toes of the other person. (all laugh) - I don't know, but that hand
matches those toes though. See that thumb right there, same big toe. (all laugh) - If you rewinded it, that thumb
and toe would be identical. - It really would, it really
would, it really (beeps) would. - Same person. (rock music)
(static) - First of all, can I say one
thing, can I say one thing? - Yeah. - The fact that you
actually do that is amazing. I watched the show for so long. - Yeah. - I never really thought
you actually did it, and that's just talent, bro (claps) that is just the greatest. I am dead serious, I don't know why. - I like this kid, I like this kid. - That is the coolest
thing I've ever seen. - Can we get a standing
ovation for Sterling, please? (crowd claps and cheers) Standing ovation. - Steelo, Steelo, Steelo, Steelo, Steelo, Steelo,
(all chant) Steelo, Steelo, Steelo. - It's a remote. (all laugh) It's just a remote, guys. (static) - [Rob] What is it, Chanel? (all laugh) - This is how it be when
Black people see magic. Oh, hell no. (laughs) - [Rob] Here it is. Living on the edge! (whooshing)
(crowd exclaims) - Oh, she died, she died. That was a goddamn tsunami! - Man, it would be the most
epic shot ever right here. - Bruh, she is not with us anymore. (all laugh) - [Rob] And whoosh! Someone's about to score some points. (bike whirs) High speed! (crashes)
(all groan) - Did he pee himself? Is that a stain on his pants right there? He pissed his pants!
(computer squeaks) - I got my helmet on. (yelling) - What, bitch! - I didn't know it was you! - He didn't even mean to punch him. He was looking for somebody
else, listen to him. - What bitch, what's up! I'm sorry, I didn't know it was you! (all laugh) - When I left you, I said
hey, here's a whiskey throttle with an old woman on a Kawasaki. - [Steelo] Kawasaki? - [Host] What is going
to happen, Sterling? - Not quite sure, but
I do know 50 year olds and motorcycles do not mix. - Pause it, what I do know is... (all laugh) - I'm pretty sure I peed on
myself a little bit right there. - There are a lot of different
phobias in the world. What's the strangest one
you've ever heard of? - I'm scared of butterflies. (crowd laughs)
- Yeah right, you're making that up. - Swear to God. - You look at them, (screams) you scream? - When you actually get up close, on a butterfly's face, ugly as hell! (crowd laughs) And raccoons, I'm scared of raccoons. They have hands, and they
pick up (beeps) like us. (all laugh) That scares me. - Yeah. (static) Steelo, I got a surprise for you. Something I think you're
gonna appreciate and love. - Oh, man. - [Crowd] Oh. (crowd exclaims) - [Rob] Quit bustin' balls.
(chuckles) - That's what happens,
for real, when you bust. (all laugh) - [Rob] When I picture you back yard, worst nightmare coming true. - [Steelo] Oh no, I'm gone! (all exclaiming)
(laughs) - Aw, man. (crowd cheers and claps) - Wait wait, wait wait, time
out, time out, time out. Why are we clapping for this? We don't know if that man is okay. (crowd chuckles) That man might have died after that. (static) (heroic music drowns out voice) (flame bursts) (crowd exclaims) - [Steelo] When did Batman
decide to wear a leather jacket? (crowd chuckles)
Batman poor as hell, now. (static) - [Rob] Are you good? I love you, you're my
sister, you're sister. (slaps) - [Steelo And Crowd] Oh. (scoffs) - Was she making her do
her homework, though? She got a big ass calculator.
(computer squeaks) - Watch this. - [Rob] What are you... - You ready? - [Rob] Okay, just
channel that inner child. Channel that inner child.
(bursts) (crowd and hosts exclaim) (child wails) (crowd and hosts laugh) - [Father] Man, he spilled the soda. - You hear his wife ask, "What happened," and he quickly blames the little boy. (crowd laughs) - Listen, listen. - [Wife] What happened? - [Father] Man, he spilled the soda. Come here.
(all laugh) - He threw him under the bus so fast. (static) (crowd exclaims worriedly) - What? He must have eight more lives.
(meows) (crowd laughs)
Whoa, wait a minute. (meows)
Whoa. (computer squeaks) He looked at her like
it was his side bitch. Like what you doin' here? (beeps) Oh, goddamn. (static) - [Rob] Cuts it down, innocent bystander. (wires sparking) Oh, oh oh oh, oh oh! - She had never tap
danced before that day. (crowd laughs) She is just tap dancing up a storm. (static) - [Rob] Okay, oh! - You know what? It's not black or charge, it's
just two different leagues. (all laugh) All right, you in the NBA and
this is Small Fry, right here. - That's a suspension pole. (all laugh) - He really looked death right
down the throat, didn't he? (crowd laughs) (static) (horn blows) (car whizzes) - [Crowd] Oh! - Oh, he just gave his ass
a clean shave, didn't he? Goin' to the job interview,
got a clean shave before he got there.
(crowd laughs) (static) (crowd exclaims)
What!? What kind of soup is she making? - Why she cross her legs? (laughs) - 'Cause she a lady! (all laugh)
- Man, I'm a lady! (upbeat rock music)
Yo, I'm looking for Sterling. (beeps)
(crowd exclaims) - He flew, look, he flew!
- Look at him, look. - [Steelo] I didn't even
know they could fly! He's looking him in the eyes, look at him! (all laughs) The (beeps) is up? (static) (pulsating, upbeat music) - [Rob] I'm sure we
could do this together. - [Steelo] First of all,
he's younger than me. - [Rob] Let's keep going, oh! - [Crowd] Oh! - Ugh. - If y'all love is just
as strong as this bike, y'all ain't gon make it.
(crowd laughs) (static) - [Rob] This is a soldier's item. (beating and shrieking) - How easy is it to become a
black belt in this town though? (crowd laughs) (static) (exhilarating, upbeat music) - [Rob] Enough! - [Crowd And Steel] Oo. - [Rob] I didn't even think
that was a death touch. I think he just fell.
(crowd cackling) All right, you're good,
you're good, you're good. You're not. - That person looks
like death, right there. (camera squeaks)
(all laugh) - Oh my God, that is the grim reaper. (static)
- Sleeping in school. Doing a little bit of
school sleeping here. Roger, head smack.
- Oh. - Face kick.
(thuds) Body slam and pummels face.
(crowd laughs) - Aw man, but you know. You know he been wantin' to
whoop his ass for a long time. (static) - Mind your (beeps) business, bitch! - [Crowd] Whoa. - I mean, is she wrong? Mind your (beeps) business, okay? - Mind your (beeps) business, bitch! - [Steelo] Is she clipping
coupons, what is she doing? (computer squeaks)
(crowd laughs) (fun, upbeat music)
- Oh hey you look so friendly. - [Rob] No, no, no! - [Crowd] Oh! (laughs) - I was like, "No, no, no, don't do it!" - He volunteered for rabies, right there. (crowd laughs) - I'll take rabies, yeah.
- Oh, you mother(beeps)! - Oh yeah. (crowd cheers and claps)
Ah, my God. (static) (exciting, upbeat music)
(crashes and clatters) - [Crowd] Oh! - [Rob] Okay, okay. - You know what, I
think it knocked him out and the woke his ass back up. (beeps)
(crowd laughs) It hit him twice! He got knocked out right here.
(crashes) - He's like out.
- He's out. And then it hits him again
and he's like a'ight. What's goin' on?
(laughs) Where we at!?
(crowd laughs) (static) (energetic, sporty music) - Comin' in hot.
- Oo. - I love that you're holding your race on the same day the deers
are holding their race. (all laugh) This deers is looking like,
"It was our (beeps) day!" (static) - Hello hello, oh, oh.
(shoe squeak) - Oo!
- Oh, man. I saw that going wrong,
I saw that going wrong. He dragged his ass, boy.
- He was over-committing. - That man went so far,
that man lost his life. (crowd laughs) Aw, he tried to glide off the screen. His teammate couldn't believe it. Look at the black dude on the team. (computer squeaks)
- Oh (beeps). He dropped that (beeps), oh my (beeps)! (static) - You ever gotten a phone and a day or two later, that thing is--
- Yes, the same day. - Yeah, yeah? - Oh, that sucks.
- Yeah yeah, same day. I was leaving the Apple store. - Yeah?
(crowd chuckles) - And I was parking, and
it drops out my pocket. And I'm closing the door.
- (laughs) Come on. - And it (beeps) bent in
half, shattered everything. I took it back and told
them I had been shot it. (all laugh) I swear to God. I was like, "I got shit at,
and Apple saved my life." And the lady was like, "Oh,
my God, I am so happy!" And I was like, you believe this story. I swear to God, true story.
(crowd laughs and claps) (static) (pulsating music)
- [Rob] Oh, oh, oh. (crowd laughs)
- [Steelo] What is this? What are they saying? [Rob] Okay, okay. - Oh, they're just singin' Nikki Minaj. That's all that's going on. (static) (fun rock music) - [Rob] Oh, oh the floor's wet! Let's get a doughnut, the floor is wet! - Oh (beeps) oh. Oh, I got this coffee, bitch. Floor is wet, bitch!
(crowd laughs) - Wait, what is she fighting with? - Man, she originally had what
I believe was a medium coffee and a doughnut.
(crowd laughs) - [Steelo] I know she picked
up the slippery when wet sign and fell right away.
(all laugh) Like you knew the floor was wet. What the (beeps) you doin'? (laughs) Read the sign! - Sterling, you're passionate about the jersey, it's
a fashion statement, it's used for sports,
it's sued for relaxing. Why do you love the jersey so much? - (chuckles) Okay.
(crowd chuckles) I didn't know I loved the jersey so much. - [Rob] That's right. When I picture you, I picture you in a variety of different jerseys at any time.
- No. - Including church and funerals. (crowd laughs) - I've worn Jerseys in church before. - Okay, is there anyplace
you can't wear a jersey? - Man, maybe a wedding. - Yeah, that's not appropriate. - Maybe, we might be
pushing it a little far. - But you could certainly
wear it underneath the jacket. - You definitely can,
you definite;y can, yeah. (crowd laughs) - Look, this first category
is dedicated to the people that love jerseys, but
prove that you can get hurt without actually playing a sport. Take a look at Jersey Boys. (fun, exciting music) Hockey, eh? It's good for doing everything, including a little bit of
sliding down the railing. - [Steelo] Oh, no. (thuds)
(crowd exclaims) Did you see that shoe fly? That shoe flew, bruh.
(thuds) - Wham, it was like a shotgun. Big chief, here we go, big chief. Oh.
(bangs) - Oo.
(laughs) - Why would you do that? What do you hope to get from this? (bangs) - I told you if they lose,
I'm going straight out to that stop sign.
(crowd laughs) - [Steelo] Man, just watch it. - [Rob] Number 19! Thursday afternoon, three
o'clock, what's up bro? (grunts)
(crowd laughs) There you have it for Jersey Boys. (crowd cheers and claps) Okay, when was the last time that either of you were sitting at
home, and were like, "I'm getting a tent
and I'm goin' camping." (laughs) - I've been wanting to go camping. (crowd laughs) I've been wanting to go camping, but there are levels to camping. - [Rob] It's true. - I can't do the tent, I can't do a tent. (crowd laughs) I'm just bot built for that life. I'm more like a cabin guy. - Is that camping, though? - [Steelo] Yeahm it's still camping. - Yeah, I've never camped
with a tent, either. - What the (beeps)? (crowd laughs) - You camp with a tent? - I ain't campin' in no tent. - Okay, so why was you like... - Are you kidding me, I
wouldn't even sty in a cabin. You ain't got a (beeps)
suite, I ain't campin'. (laughs)
- No. (Crowd laughs)
- Yeah. - You're that bougie?
(crowd claps) - Yeah and if I get there, I want someone to carry me up there. That's how much I don't like camping, but one day, I know I'm
gonna have to do it. But I'm not gonna like it just like everybody in this category. Hate Outdoors, take a look. (upbeat rock music) (yells) (pounds)
(crowd exclaims) Man, you're out in the middle of a forest and you just broke a
tailbone, what do you do? You just lay down, oo!
(pounds) It's the pain right by the hole. - [Cameraman] Hey, waterfall. (laughs) (crowd laughs) - That ain't funny, that's not funny. - His friend might be dead. - [Rob] Only the worst
kayakers go over the cliff. Anyway, he's dead.
(crowd laughs) Hey, I believe you can take this anywhere. Except for here.
(crashes) (crowd exclaims) - You went right into the tree. - Yeah, he came over
that edge and was like, "For sure, I won't hit that tree." And nevermind.
(crowd laughs) - Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen! And welcome to wild and
wonderful West Virginia! - West Virginia!
- My name's Robby. - Hey, Robby! - We're getting all the action today, and the I'll take, oh!
(crowd laughs) We've got a lotta action for you today. (crowd cheers and claps)
- He's good. He's good at his job. - Like he just literally found the camera. (crowd laughs) - He's the happiest guy ever.
- Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh! - We've got a lotta action for you today. - Whoa! We got a lotta action for you today. (exciting, upbeat music) Here, bisey bisey bisey, oh (beeps). (crowd groans) - (beeps) bruh. - You panicked and collapsed
and that's the only thing that saved you, if you kept running-- - But where are they
going, where's your car? I'm so confused.
(crowd laughs) - Look, look, you're out here.
- They're just out here? - You're just out here looking for bison. Maybe that's their Prius. - That's their car, right? - That car's driving. - [Rob] Yeah, nope, they're
just street wandering. Run, Debbie, aw Debbie's dead. Nah, no, Debbie's just fine.
(crowd laughs) We'll be right back with
more Ridiculousness. (crowds cheers and claps)
- [All] Cheers! (glasses clink) - Mm, I don't know what
type of wine this is but it's (kisses). It is mag-ni-fique! Okay, let's talk about
some of the subjects that you've sort of
wandered in on the show. - Yeah. - One was specifically you talking about having kids all over the world. (all laugh) - Yeah, yeah, I want a lot of kids. - Yeah, but this was specifically like, "Hey, I'm gonna have families
in different countries, "I'm gonna show up."
- Yeah, why would I not? Why would I not be able to go to Japan, like have a full-ass Japanese family? (crowd laughs) I want that, I want kids
in every (beeps) continent so I can visit them and
be like yo, Dad's here. (crowd laughs) And you know, just live a great
life with at least 50 kids. - And why would you refer to
wanting to do dad (beeps)? What is dad (beeps)? - Dad (beeps) is just when you arrive and you're like yo, I
haven't seen you in a year. (all laugh) - Let's toss the ball! - If you have 50 kids around the world, then you're tryna play
catch with all of them? - Understand this, if I have 50 kids, at least 10 of them are
professional athletes. (all laugh) I'm investing in myself, y'all. How did y'all not realize it? (laughs) - Okay, well a category dedicated to doing what you dream of. - Dad (beeps). - Dad (beeps), take it away. - Yeah, it's what I do. (upbeat rock music) - [Rob] I wanna get over here
and toss my little fella, oh! (splashes)
(crowd groans) - [Steelo] He could've walked her across. - He could've, he could've
just sat her over there. - But you know what, a real dad like me and this man right here,
we sacrifice ourselves for our kids, okay?
(crowd claps) I will sacrifice my all for
little Dora the Explorer. (splashes) (Chanel laughs) (yelling) - [Rob] Here we go, out in Ireland, these are my babies doing a race. (crowd laughs) - Again, again, this is me as a dad. I will not (beeps) lose
and you will not lose. - [Rob] Kids are durable, you know? Oh, oh, okay, I'ma help you. (thuds)
(crowd groans) - [Steelo] Oh man. - [Rob] Okay stand back, Joey. Let me show you how
karate dad does things. (ball thuds) (child thuds)
(crowd groans) Hell, I mean I respect it. - He can take a hit now, though. - Okay, got it? - [Rob] Setting Dad up, setting Dad up. Okay, later! (laughing) Later, loser! (crowd laughs) (girls exclaiming) (crowd cheers and claps) - Mother (beeps) yeah, that's my (beeps). - There you have it for dad (beeps). (crowd claps and cheers) Sterling, when you went skydiving, did you think if the parachute didn't open that you could survive? - You don't think about that. - [Rob] You don't? - You don't wanna be going
up there thinking like, "If the parachute don't open, man." - [Rob] What! - If the parachute don't
open, it's too late. - Nah, nah, nah, let
me, just for next time, you squirrel out, right?
(crowd laughs) - Yeah, that works?
- You squirrel out, that'll bring you down
from like 300 miles an hour to 170, then you look for a hill. Then you use your arms as flaps and you (beeps) try to
slide into that hill. - You've done this? - No, I just think about what
I would do if I got there. (crowd laughs) 'Cause believe it or not, a
body can withstand the fall from eight stories, right? - Eight stories is not skydiving. Eight stories, I'm not
even sure that's a fact. Actually, it's never (beeps) fact. - I'm not gonna say it's a fact, but it's something similar to it. But here's the reality, the truth is, you can get too much air, right? And as someone that spent
his whole life flying through the air, there's occasionally, you push it too far and you get broken. Just like everybody in this category, TMA. Too much air. (crowd cheers and claps) - Okay, get him up there,
triple jump on six! (slams)
(all groan) - Oh, oh, why would you land on your feet? - Hey, he didn't expect to
be 20 feet in the air, okay? - Everything just flashed
before his eyes right here, all seven years.
(all laugh) - All seven years, like preschool, electric motor bike, first
BB gun, and now this. (upbeat rock music) Got it, keep going bro! Keep going, oh, okay. (splashes)
(crowd groans) - That's some rough water to land in, too. - That's just rough
altogether, you gotta know. - [Steelo] Yeah, what are you doing? - About right here, it's
time to bail out, okay? - It really is, you have to let go. Why do you decide there? - And you were about to start going down. You bailed at the wrong time. (yelling)
(splashes) Let it rip, Darrell! (yelling) (splashes) (laughing) His arms, man, just. - His arms and legs are way
too small for his body, bruh. - It looks like a chicken, looks like a chicken.
(splashes) Looks like a (beeps) chicken. (upbeat rock music) Coming in hot. (yelling) (smashes)
(crowd groans) - Oh, oh, the cameraman's amazing. Never lost focus. - Man, he just knows
everything's bad right there. (yelling) (smashes) (wind blowing) - [Cameraman] Okay I got this, I got this, let's do this, oh, oh, here we go. - You know what I'm realizing? There's a white man with dreads in a Jamaican flag parachute. - Well first of all, I don't
give a (beeps), it's too windy. (all laugh) You know what I'm saying, I get it, but it's like, someone's gotta say, "Hey, it's not that safe there today." "Forget it, mon." "Stop talking like that." "Forget it, mon." (crowd laughs) - Stop talking like that. - "Stop talking like that man,
it's dangerous out there." "Shut it, mon, here we go." (yelling) (crashes) - Oh, oh, I didn't see that coming. - Man, ripped his dreads
right off his head. - He woke up with a fade. (all laugh) - There you have it for too much air. (crowd cheers and claps) Okay, I need some friendly
advice from you guys, okay? - Okay. - My children, they're getting older and they need to be punished, okay? How do you suggest I punish my children? - You put 'em in time out. I think time outs are the most effective. For me, as a kid. - [Steelo] You got time outs? - If I had to be in the
corner and couldn't play, look at the TV, it was devastating. It was like my life was over. It was only like five minutes
in the corner, but you know. - Okay, okay. - That's it? To every Black family out
there, I got my ass whooped. (crowd laughs) - I listened! My mom just had a real scary voice, so I just listened, you know what I mean? You have to have a strong
tone of voice and be stern. - You can't. - No, no, you (beeps) get in the corner! You get in the corner now! Look, everybody in this category, they need some form of punishment. We call 'em prelinquents, take a look. (upbeat music) (smacks)
(all groan) - Oh, she don't want no siblings. - Man, not only that,
but he can't even get up to punish you.
(crowd groans) (claps) She said, yah! - Mind yo (beeps) business, bitch! (crowd groans) - I mean, is she wrong? Mind your (beeps) business. - Mind yo (beeps) business, bitch.
- [Rob] Is she going through coupons?
(computer squeaks) - Mind your business, I'm
tryna save us some money! What's up, Grandma? (smacks)
(crowd groans) - Wait, that was a mean
throw for a three year old. - Yeah, he's gonna be a star. He's gonna make it to the NFL
(smacks) one day and be like, if
it wasn't for my Grandma. (all laugh) He lit her up. - No. - [Cameraperson] Aiden. - No. - [Cameraperson] Do you know another word? - No. - [Cameraperson] How
about a different word? - No. - [Cameraperson] Any other ones? - No. - [Cameraperson] Just no? (beeps) (all exclaim) - Oh, man. Ay kids are crazy, man. (upbeat rock music) (distant screaming) What the (beeps)! - [Cameraperson] What! (crowd laughs) - Wait, that was amazing. That baby's body language was like, "Well sorry, you said it all
the time, I didn't know, jeez." (laughs) - What the (beeps)! - [Cameraperson] What! - [Steelo] She is pissed. - Welcome back to Ridiculousness, give it up for our guest, the one, the only, Steelo Brim!
(computer squeaks) (crowd claps and cheers) - It's like a game show. - All right, we'd like to
bring out a very special guest, Steelo's amazing dog,
the one and only Nucky! Come here, Nucky! - [All] Nucky! (barks) - All right, enough of that. (grunts) (crowd awws) - Okay, well tell us about Nucky. What's Nucky's life like? - Yeah, he's a French
bulldog so very lazy. So if I take him on a walk, he would try to go to sleep mid-walk. - Okay. - He chases shadows. (crowd laughs) It's not funny, people, it's a problem. We're tryna stop this. - Let's take a look at some footage of Nucky fighting a shadow. (ominous music) (scratching) - (laughs) The music. (crowd claps) - The music really wasn't
necessary. (chuckles) - When you get a dog, you never know how they're gonna turn out. Everybody in this next category
ended up with dog lemons. (static)
Let's take a look. (all laugh) (panting) Honey, get the peanut butter. (all laugh) - [Cameraman] Oh boy, Basil! Basil, up.
(all laugh) Oh nope, all right, put
it down, put it down. Okay.
(crowd groans) - He'll figure it out. (crowd laughs) - [Man] Okay, ready? And one. - [Woman] Good, Sophie ready? - [Man] And two. - [Woman] Watch it now,
honey, watch it, ready, catch. - [Man] Here we go. (all laugh) - She watching it, though. - Man, utterly confused. - You can tell she goes
through it all the time, 'cause of the way she says, "Sophie watch it, please,
Sophie, just watch It." - [Woman] Watch it now honey,
watch it, ready, catch. - Okay, all right, I don't see it. (all laugh) (deranged yapping) - [Rob] The devil's in here! - No bull(beeps), he does
this all the time, too. That looks like him. (crowd laughs) (cackling) Oh my God, he like a
Black dude at a party, like wussup, wussup,
wussup with all y'all, what's good with you, bro, what's good? - [Rob] Oh boy, how 'bout me, then? What we doin', train,
who's running this show? (crowd groans) Oh hell no, get him out of there. (all laugh) - He was holding on of the ground, look. For dear life. (crowd claps)
