Real Life Robot Dog

where's ty uh you're a bear he's in a crock he's losing a croc that's just two screws sorry guys back door was locked had to come through the roof there's an opening that's the glass no it's not yeah you can't get through here john i know that what yeah who installed glass there i had ryan do it cue the intro tall guy beard twins purple hoser dude perfects in overtime tall guy weird twins purple hoser now we're heading on why are you wearing sunglasses i got attacked by a stray cat over the weekend that doesn't sound like a true story oh oh oh whoa yeah he was not de-clawed obviously anyways let's move on we got a great show for you guys today corey what's your first segment games with concerts that would be real unfortunate cops what's the third segment yeah what's the first segment cool not cool it's gonna be a good one well remember uh that guy's not partaking and cool not cool oh wow keep in mind corey is serving a one-game suspension been there it's time to dive in to some games with consequences i'm ty and i'm garrett and it is a beautiful night for some games with consequences the game we're playing pga tour 2k 21 kicking it off at monte cervino got two contestants going head-to-head in stroke play i just want to say i'm excited for this game because it is a game that's great with friends and multiplayer accessible for anybody to pick up and learn it has tons of depth for the hardcore golf fan if you say so you know we've got a wonderful sideline reporter tonight i believe his name is floyd floyd floyd chester nut is the name i'm up from the junior tour and if you think this is fabricated you're dead wrong perfect combo of shampoo and conditioner equals great flow that's enough about me though where do you recite from what's your name my name is cody this is my first night on the sticks gonna take down this salmon colored pink fella it's gonna be a good night here we got uh corey now here we got kobe okay tough night for chester on the job i'm excited to be here yeah right now my mind is already in monte and i'm halfway down the first fairway three holes uh best score at the end of that is the winner as with games with consequences there will be penalties and consequences after most if not every shot we've got the characters portrayed in real life and i do say poor trade in the truest sense how life-like and detailed these guys are resembled in the game oh and live from the 10th tee box from the woodlands texas kobe cotton good luck sucka dusty oh he absolutely fights it second on the tee box cody jones oh did that hit a tree it did and the beautiful maple trees of monte servino are spewing maple syrup right now oh this beautiful material oh these are my favorite pants one of the downfalls of booking that first tee time is sometimes the grounds crew is not quite finished yet and i think we've got a mower that's getting a little too close to kobe cotton here after that first shot unfortunately for him oh and he pulled it a little bit that was a lot of grass pulled off an unbelievable one absolutely holy toledo i am absolutely covered in grass he looks like a chia pet i think there's some gusty winds yeah and he's gonna have to contend with that yes for the punt oh we need oh no chunky codes is back up the thick grasses up in monte cerveno are known for their uh snakes oh my god are you kidding me oh and he shakes one no okay okay i'm done i think i think i'm not is this poisonous and he bangs it in the back of the cup and there he is kobe with a two-stroke lead heading into hole two you go into the maples then you get on the green but overall the sticky situation if you will what went wrong the syrup mainly just the syrup on the tea we have uh kobe oh and he's fast waiting oh come back oh do you have a corpse to throw on kobe for that one oh morbid jokes from the large man okay it's amazing what you can do without syrup on your head all right on to the next shot oh no oh no it's slow get up he hangs on you know you hate to see inclement weather come in so quick it's this beautiful day that looks like a cumulonimbus known for producing large quantities of hail oh this is the worst night of my life i thought cody put on the extra pounds to play through it i'm so mad ladies and gentlemen i've got some unfortunate news the cart girl took that turn too sharp and out spilled all the peanut butter crackers and they look peanut buttery i can't hear you this is insane yes show your shots oh no how is he doing he couldn't even hear floyd lloyd what's his name floyd floyd could you get us a uh up close look at that please can you hear me what was that you still got 24 feet to go oh that's him it is his first gig and it looking like it might be his last if you know what i'm saying cody is up for his pot am i waiting for a skunk oh and you know what we've got a pack of coyotes running around behind him right now are you are they at least trained no i think those are actual wild coyotes those are unplanned we did not have that one in the boat yeah that just happened let me send a signal to my power animal whoa what is that whoa that my friends is what happens when you play golf around water i think we've got a gator in the house oh my gosh this thing's bite ears dude oh oh wow oh no he's about to clamp down oh is he so good and he shorts it the gator is getting feisty he's attempting the death roll yeah oh my goodness i've only seen this on national geographic [Applause] i can feel them breathing on my leg cody i think you really need to sink this for bogey why is the gator still with me he needs this it's gonna be a little uphill and he absolutely sinks a buttery biscuit and it appears one of the patrons who was hit has taken it upon himself oh yeah there it is oh there it is and he has to punt right now he has to pop out he has to he has and he sinks it monte servino is an unpredictable monster oh and we got a finisher for the ages a 529 yard par five into the win he's down by one down by one headed to the final hole i believe i'm ready four oh no appears [Laughter] [Applause] [Laughter] they just turned the sprinklers off oh no then you hate to see it with one great shot todd do you see that i do see that say it ain't so i thought the dust storms were behind us the sandstorm is striking oh no oh no oh no oh i'm kidding i'm kidding oh wow gives himself a birdie opportunity i'm kidding [Laughter] cody going for birdie this is for the win oh my goodness but you know what gare right behind the patrons there is a glaring blinding light that is nearly impossible to see through [Music] this is a low budget show my goodness and kobe kobe needs it no he is looking the same line for the tie for the tie he didn't want him four he sinks it wow and this is a big putt coming up will we head to a sudden death play-off i'm not risking it for more penalties i'm getting out of here man i can't do another hole see ya good night it's over you're the winner get me out of here i'm going home good for you i don't even think there's a trophy i have to say i did not see it finishing like that he probably doesn't even know that we were completely out of consequences and it would have been a very enjoyable final round before we head back to the desk we would like to thank 2k for sponsoring this segment to purchase a copy of the game for yourself click the link in the description also chester nuts you're fired [Music] oh and he's throwing a shoe yeah he's just throwing a shoe on the oh he there's a second oh no there goes the jacket oh no oh yeah i told you it was fake back to the destination unfortunately i'll take my hand back all right [Music] thank you ty in the past that was a great throw appreciate you uh you look good by the way thanks for hanging out guys we know what time it is chad cue the most unfortunate music you could find right in this moment go oh okay stop the sad music because i have an announcement i'm a gamer now if you want to catch me at sparky on the db gaming channel we just get more zone dubs and it's awesome go back to the sad music chad who's gonna select i think corey i cannot stop the sad music cause corey's gonna not though cause i'm actually suspended from this segment no that is not how this works no no cory's gonna pick give it up for him ladies and gentlemen i can't chad cue the sad music you're not a team player no i am no no he's not he's not a team player not a team no i really am cue the non-team player music chad [Music] cody's picking okay i'm like [Applause] guys that's not how this works it doesn't matter it's how it works today see y'all knows so much better when it's not me i've never seen him before huh who is that i'm dale tweedly and it's good to be with you brothers and sisters my stepdad told me to i could make twenty dollars if i this one if i just come on the show and then fill it for uh enforcer brother he's going to sabbatical you know it's not gonna be a lot of pay but it'll be good at the end of the day hey come on out brother what's your name where's ned he told us yeah i i only do the show with nick the producers are saying get in front of them okay yeah the better it's a better yeah nice man no i got i didn't even tell you my story so i'm last night i'm up all of a sudden the dogs start losing their minds the dogs are going down and i'm out there and i'm like oh i better grab my crossbow and go out to the back 40 because across the creek it sounds like there's some there's some trucks they're loading up and i hear metal blinking and banging and god it's just crazy out there you know what i bought and i had on me in my chevy's i'll show you don't go anywhere i bought this the titsy fly masterpiece and i snuck up on one of the cattle rustlers and i stuck look let me show you what i did hold this now there's a couple big-headed weird fellas right between the eyes and i'll just drill it i'll tell you what it didn't kill him but it knocked him out for about 30 minutes i just spin the wheel hold on the other one is this is my punch hold this hold it is this my unfortunate punishment can i i just suffered through listen i just the other one stuck up on me from behind like this oh god him and then they continued to just oh and he comes and he swings at me and i went oh and then it was a fight to the death with the last one you'll like i said bring it on me cha-cha it's halloween yeah this is my penalty isn't it you know what i forgot to tell you i'm gonna go ahead [Applause] said let's do this brother hey what what does that mean oh that's what that means i got that bitch no damn quickly my first time on a show i never got off this one no no i never fall out of this one you know what you know what you know what brother brother hey you know what what i'm going to tell you a story brother okay okay okay you know what i got you stay right there don't move don't move go ahead and select one out of the other pitfall give it a good mix and you already selected it all right spend a day as gene simmons walk on i'll pick whatever i'll do whatever [Applause] all right thanks brother and sister we'll see you next time stay with me [Music] it is time to unveil the gene should we look at him [Music] oh yeah it's not my real tongue wait put that back tongue again that looks creepily real i don't know how you got that penalty but i love it can i get rid of this no that's the best part i would get makeup on and i thought all i had to do was dress like this whatever and he said no you got to go out in public did you film it yeah of course here you go you know honestly when i landed on the question mark i i didn't know what was happening then when he said i had to dress up at gene simmons i was like is it that bad and yes and go grab some lunch can i do five four finger meals i can't let you come through like that without getting you on like our group chat you do know who i am though right uh i don't know like what i'm dressed as of course yeah okay yeah i honestly i can't believe you did this every night this is brutal thank you you know on a nice summer day in texas gene would get ice cream how's it going i'm pretty toasty to be honest you know who i am dressed as someone's felt like a kiss kind of day i had to take a picture oh absolutely hold on my my hair is oh yeah man people love gene i love it man you guys here to see dude perfect lincoln is that daddy or somebody else can you give me a kiss well skarma kids got some ice cream and uh hope it was worth it what an effort all right next time i'm just gonna drink a hot pocky smoothie if it lands on me oh okay i'm not doing whatever that weirdo wants where are we heading out today betcha as gear hinted at it's time for bet show we've had some pretty good batches in the past right the moment that we first hit that diamond with a hammer that was just like mine grenade central okay we also had not great ones cody uh floating a mile i was training one of these that was like the opposite end of the spectrum like not that mind-blowing this one is diamond level also it's a first this is the first ever we betcha because kobe and i have come to the table united as one second time you guys are in for a treat come on into the betcha room tyler and i as a dynamic duo betcha that this entire table full of cotton candy will fit in this here tiny glass no way i love the concept and i understand that yes it's gonna dissolve that's a huge table ain't no way jean says no cotton candy sir yes is the official betcha that it will not overflow the cup correct all of this will just be gone into this there is cotton candy drippage down this side yeah okay no no no here we go ladies and gentlemen boys and girls enjoy this [Music] that's pretty that's pretty amazing that's one of the most satisfying things i've ever watched if you guys do this and it's gone wow and it's gone just like that and it filled up at least a centimeter yeah no [Music] it says adios yeah you can't believe it dude that might happen look it's getting so so full you all are crazy it is getting a little bit it's getting a little more full i'm getting nervous oh my god we're not even halfway through it correctly we're fine i'll allow you to change right now yeah yeah yeah rebound all right i'm on there all right you're on your own he brought the idea up to me i didn't want to do it just so you guys know the betrayal is the biggest emotion i'm feeling the second biggest is is disappointment you know i think there's still glimmer of hope the table it's starting to open up maybe if you make it extra compact [Music] that's what he did there what we have on film that you're not a man of integrity [Music] hey maybe you ball everything that's left up into one ball and then you're going to think about it is the last ball i'll help you just so we realized how far away you really were from doing this not that far if you really think about it one rope short [Laughter] just like that he's going to try and take it [Laughter] oh guys look how close it was i mean 12 winners fans at home we we don't fake this stuff if we make a betcha we we see what happens we'll see you next time no no no take a seat you and ty have to take a seat nope what do you mean before it was on fire chug it one more no that's good that's good that's all you need i'll be honest i've tasted worse ty and i were really wrong gene sent it you guys got to clean up first we'll wait we'll wait upstairs go i'm ty i'm kobe and welcome to a new segment we like to call instant regret what we meant to betcha gone gone still gone just as impressive as the cup i told you we should have used well you blew that one who's you you you were looking at me when you said that if anybody knows a good counselor we're gonna need to go to one you know what just gotta cool not cool moving on welcome to cool not cool where corey is serving a one-game suspension [Applause] is that a noise do we need to tee him up right now i got it we'll just do wheel next time i don't hate it with a verbal confirmation if you oppose corey doing wheel with a verbal confirmation all we need is one one no okay well i guess the people have spoken the people or the people of not smoking was that worth it to you yeah who wants to kick us off gene will if you guys ever been to one of my concerts you know i love fire and boy i brought something that changes the fire industry who knew that's from the cave who knew you could revolutionize the fire industry if you ever get stranded out in a campfire with your family and need to turn on your phone or charge something i got the thing for you the bio light this thing right here turns fire into electricity you put some handy wood in the pit you light the fire and then check this out the fire makes electricity wait for it oh look at that could you charge your phone or just yeah hey is this is this all you can use a phone charger right here for you there it is oh so you could just get sticks from around power your phone and you would theoretically never run out of energy correct because a forest is filled with sticks i don't know what you're burning but i'm allergic to it and for that reason i'm out i could use a little but remember if you plug in if the phone turns green which you should hit that green button it does you know what i mean you know smash that green for me oh there it is this to me is the type of thing that would be on shark tank and i love shark tank that's a green obviously i'm in green and corey green just say it just just say green yeah you can just say take that no all right i'll follow that as a family who purchased a puppy during the quarantine season sure i am well aware of potty training and the need for dog food and all the elements of chewing that go into owning a dog i have provided today an item so cool that it could potentially replace the pet life may i introduce to all of you a real live robot dog check this out guys he is a fully functioning non-potting puppy kobe if you would do me the favor of going and pushing my puppy in the shoulder let me show you so powerful his ability to react you can feel him move in the floor watch how cool this is oh he's gonna break the tv look at that hey hey don't break that tv i've been there it's not a good place to be that's a standing o for me you get a standing goal from jegs well done standing open well done as much as i wanted to be a you there and just let you know what it feels like you wanna try to drive yeah let me drive yeah he can dance too yeah again ty you know this isn't your item no yeah i know and for that i don't care what ty brings to the table yo you guys i bet you're did he just pre-vote good luck following that i'll go next this is an item that was inspired by actually a previous item that we've had on the show one that i thought was simple yet particularly intriguing and useful who had the watermelon slicer oh that was me oh my land here we have another version of that i guess for a different type of food okay corn on the cob so you know a lot of people will you know get the fork and then the knife and then they'll try and cut it but you lose a lot of corn doing that you lose a lot of corn doing that not with this bad boy what you do is you take the corn donut and you stick it right here in the middle of the corn cob once that's all you start the process just like this looks really easy to use it's simple look at those veins it's easy to use with ease and it comes right out and no issue whatsoever who is ready for some corn the effort was there i saw right through it from the beginning wait a minute no i'm sorry here's the thing there it is clear that you did not put any butter or salt on that corn and for that it's gonna have to be a red for me dog is he gonna get a super nice cool gear talk to me brother yeah i was that pre-voted you expected that to go everything minus the reds yeah ty do the right thing hey look at me do the do the right thing and you push that button and you know which button i'm talking about you know what i'm talking about the corn doughnut is wrong for all of us i just super not cooled my own eyes that's big time though that's right you know what that takes a man it takes a man to admit when he was wrong and today i was wrong i'm tt and i was wrong opportunities to follow something that bad do not come around every single day i know ty just threw that but i'm going red it just made gene so mad and all i can do is vote red hey i apologize hey solid chance i give you a green here you know what he said he's going green yeah i'm gonna do you a favor go green yeah you don't even have a green oh yeah you have to show us your product yeah that's what you got hey show and tell with no pressure ladies and gentlemen boys and girls if you could please clear your buttons off the desk i proudly present to you a kayak in a suitcase wow hold this place gene send her this way don't mind if i do wow it's got pads and seating just like that what a design kayak in a suitcase wow oh man i might have to borrow this on the weekend put it on the ground and get down in it i want to see what it looks like deal happily all right boys look at that very light you guys are probably wondering yourself but does it float i've been here before i've already filmed a video of me in the water take a look boys we've seen this one really beautiful perk about our office so we have this disgusting pond in the back it's perfect i'm not worried about getting wet i'm worried about gators off we go into the unknown oh dude i forgot how fun kayaking is you guys want to see a speed turn oh something just jumped coming aboard end of the day good item well done good job that's that's impressive that will do it for ot17 thanks for watching guys if you're not already a dude perfect subscriber click down here so you don't miss out on brand new videos special thanks to our friends at pga tour 2k 21 for sponsoring this video click right here or the link in the description to purchase a copy of the game for yourself if you want to see the last video click under here see you next time where hopefully cody won't be wearing sunglasses and cory will actually be able to talk in cool knuckles oh and do the wheel see ya

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Length: 28min 0sec (1680 seconds)

Published: Mon Aug 24 2020