lets tuuurrrn up the- MAC! hell yes i just used a joke i used two years ago again. cause i have returned.. again! *silence* STOP IT! so, let's talk about what went down. lets recap! so I left you guys, right? i was gone for two weeks, then came back... kinda? With probably the weirdest thing I've ever released on my channel in the history of my channel being historied...? i swear, i'm not high.. should i talk about it? lets talk about it for a second. so i do this thing when im making videos: where i just zone out for like 8 minutes straight? and then i forget i'm making a video, and turn back to the camera like: "ᵒʰ ʸᵉᵃʰ ᶦ'ᵐ ᶠᶦˡᵐᶦⁿᵍ ˢᵒᵐᵉᵗʰᶦⁿᵍ." It doesn't happen a lot. It doesn't happen a lot, but it happens a lot. Ya' know what I mean? Like most of the time it's only like a few seconds 'cause I'm thinking about something but then There's some times where I just completely like completely like start thinking about other things in life and other situations and possibilities that have never happened yet and I forgot I'm in my apartment. Like you know? I don't know, I don't know what that is. Should I get help? Should I get help? I should probably get help. Should I do therapy? I should probably do therapy. I don't know. I'm too sexy for therapy. Therapists can't handle this much sexy. My sexiness is too sexy for mental health. [Montage of Mac laughing weirdly] I'm sorry. Let's react with some gay things today. I'm gonna react to some gay things today. Let's react to some gay things. I've been gone for like three weeks- four? I don't know what I'm releasing this video. I think it's time to give y'all what y'all want the most. What y'all crave. What y'all hunger for. What y'all growl about every 20 minutes of my LIFE. [Montage of Mac laughing weirdly pt.2] I'm sorry, let's do it. Wait. Let me tell you what I'm doing. Okay, there we go That's what I need. So there- like we already know that gays be messy, right? Like, we know that. We're aware of that. We're part of that. We're in that. You know, that makes us human, right? So we deserve human rights. So, like- shut up- you know? Gays are messy. Yes. Sometimes our mess is displayed across the universe. ♪Across the univ- É̶̗̞̠͌̀͊͗̇̅̅̄̄́̂̏͋̚̚R̵̡̟̜͎̻̥̹͂̈́̀̏̓̊̏̈́̑̈̏̀̃̌̒̚͝Ş̸̧̛̦̖͕̳͚͕̦̮̲̹͔͉̪̹̗͙̝̯̫̿̎̒̍̉̊͒̎̒͋͐̿̑͝Ȩ̸̢̢̼̦͓̲͚̬̩̦̻̩̫̫̠̥̲̫̖̣̩͇̔͒̊̌͘͜͠ͅͅ I don't know where I'm going with this. I don't know how to introduce this. This is the title of the video. You clicked on this video for a *BOOTYHOLE* reason, okay? There were some reality shows that they used to play on MTV back when they were having the biggest identity crisis of any television network in history I've ever seen. They were releasing the weirdest, most slightly offensive reality shows in history. But we watched them- we watched the shit out of them. [With robotic voice] And I still do. I love reality TV. Please make me a host of one of those shows oMG, please MTV. I love you. UWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWU We were into it. We talked about it with our friends. We discussed it. We soaked it in. We ate that shit just like we eat ass. I'm sorry. And today I am going to react to that. Don't worry This has been done many times before. I'm not original in this fucking idea. Let me tell you that. I'm- I'm copying other people Lucas Cruikshank Michael Rizzi, and also Mike's bitch-ass at one time. Don't sue me [slightly sarcastic] Yayyy. when I watched the reaction video I was like holy shit. I need to I I wanna talk about this? But if you haven't seen any of those videos or any other things I'm about to show you Then hi, this was completely original I'm also right next to construction. So if you hear a lot of banging, I'm very *BOOTYHOLE* sorry. We're gonna be reacting to a reality TV show, on my phone because I'm tired. But they're reality TV dating shows. "Dating shows"? Bitch, let's back that up for a second. I don't know if it was because I was just young or because reality TV was so new back in the day I literally never know how rehearsed and overproduced shit sounded since day one literally. [monotone] "Oh no. I am so heartbroken. ahhhhh. What will I do? I'm so angry." [a n g e r] Okay. Oo! Um, whoa! I forgot! We are going to search MTV gay reality shows and hopefully is not just a bunch of clips from "Are You the One." Ok wait, do I have a sponsor? I think I have a sponsor. Do I have a sponsor? I have a sponsor. Do I have a sponsor? Now is the part, if I do have a sponsor, to appear next frame right now. Here we go. Yes there is. Has your life Just got sweeter? It has now does this video sponsored by honey. Obviously. 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Does it really work or you think like all the other bitches out here on this *BOOTYHOLE* Interent promoting all this other stupid Shit on YouTube. No, bitch I'm real [wheeze] Well, apparently honey did a Test on 1 billion promo codes that apply to a bunch of other stuff apparently actually applied it to over 185 million 67,000 and 86 codes working to people orders I sounded so robotic when I said that I I Know it's a lot of savings Jake and not to mention over 10 million. People are already saving with honey it has over 100,000 five-star reviews and I'm like three of them now. Thanks to honey There is literally no stress when I see that promo code Box this past few weeks ago I buy an absurd amount of costumes online when I went to go. Check out it was an absurd amount of money But thanks to honey I saved about This amount of money once I find the receipt there's there's the receipt right there you see it that's it there go thanks, honey for saving me a I spent so much money in those cops also use it when i'm buying shit. Asos sometimes shit on forever21 Even shit on other shit like this shit see that shit that shit again shit shit shit Where do you install honey? Shut the fuck up! I was going to tell them that it's so easy to install, honey All you have to do is go to join honey.com/ mac Honey is for everyone doesn't matter your background Whether political or social you can save money to bitch and downloading it is easy All the takes is two clicks. Go to join honey.com/mac. Click and boom bitch. You just saved Over like a hundred dollars on a $700 order from wish because you thought buying 22 costumes is gonna be a fun idea for video now your house is filled with packages because you didn't think they were gonna come in separate packages cuz you weren't thinking Get off of me look there's really no reason not to download honey go to joinhoney.com/mac live freaking life. Thank you, honey Wow. Thank you, honey It was honey, wasn't it? Yeah, just like I thought room Raiders in ext. And my island. Oh no No, we're never talking about that one And then 'Dismissed'????? Dismissed??????????????????????? [x3] WHO D I S???????????? [cries/wheezes at his own joke] Wow I'm funny Let's watch Dismissed I'm sorry What?? what kind of fucking intro was that?? what the hell is that?? what just happen????????? [noises] Bitch here we go. Let's do it Jimmy's got a cool style, you know, (Mac: oh my god) that surfer thing going on just a little bit Mac: Oh no HERE IT IS Okay- Wait- first of all, okay FIRST OF ALL, SECOND OF ALL first of all, second of all and first of all, both bitch both wait They are posted up for these fucking interview sections right now bitch (Video: (I was) totally relieved because he was really cute) YYYYYYEAAAAAAAA I've been- I'm havin' a good time, and uh, I'm just- I like the way he smiles n' shit.. They really had them sitting there posted up like you're 12 years old at one of those Family photo shoots and the man's you up for you to look manly, er, you're the cool guy little heartbreaker You know what I mean? all of the problem. Y'all are the problem I'm sorry leaning against that post which handle way to do the man. What are you doing like in school? What are you gonna major major business? Whoa first of all, whoa What the fuck are they? What are they? what are they????? the 4head? Welcome to the club that bitch sky-high. I feel that I'm the same I have a receding hairline and of all the fucking hair bitch why why did people do that to their scalps? Like why from a black man's perspective why? (Wheeze) Why was everyone just like so fuckin' into Sonic back in the day You know that Hedgehog look really turned really turns- really turns some necks I don't know cause I'm black. I don't know cause i'm black. Major in a business in China I took two years of Korea who we could you know together way to work on language know what LLL shut up That was so that was so fake. That was so *BOOTYHOLE* fake I'm so mad. Who does that with their eyebrows in the first place? (Wtf is he saying?) Is this the Mean Girls sequel like what is happening, what's the jail? It's the haircut. It's a haircut I just like how they're all three just like chilling in this car. None of them probably own Oh, it's a muscle car. They gave him a muscle car. Oh, he need it to be a man It was like you suck dick bitch, but you gotta be a man got a man you the fuck up you dick sucker that Was so offensive I'm so sorry if I triggered anybody in there. Finally. I meet someone else that speaks another Asian language It's kind of turn-on for another guy to speak An asian language Are you sure you sounded very unsure about that one boy? another asian language. That's so broad You speak an Asian language. So do I even though they're two separate? *BOOTYHOLE* Languages we have so much in common. Oh you speak Icelandic? I speak Spanish. I guess we both breathe We have so much in common . My dates going awesome. I've been an awesome time right now Are You? Are you sure? You sound nervous as *BOOTYHOLE* We put a bunch of these white boys chilin in a *BOOTYHOLE* car they don't know how to *BOOTYHOLE* drive probably Just like act like they're having an interesting conversation Then rave about it afterwards. Having an awesome time right now. I'm having a good time right today. I'm a big runner Five days a week Cool, Cool (???) Wow Wow .....WoW Talking about running now. Oh this date's getting So juicy the decide if you want to talk about how he runs five days a week Wow bitch wow I Don't Laughs bitch actually can't even go fights. Like it's video itself having something insane Muscle-car bitch, okay, I'm gonna try to watch more of it without stopping promise you we're gonna get through like some of it, okay Look at this someone moving in on you right now. So I think it's time that he gets the timeout car and The what what what? What Okay, what we're supposed to believe right now everything's going hot and heavy right he's three guys chilling in bro Feeling each other's oh shit. Why don't you shit to each other peek Asian languages and shit I even understand each other because they're different fucking languages and then one the guys was like hey, oh Oh, the other one was like don't worry, baby. I'ma come join you and the guy in the front Oh the guy in the front whenever a guy in the front You don't want the guy in the back take his man. He was feeling nice I was the one and when he saw the guy in the back swooped in Gap sharp in with the I'm so lonely move in front seat bitch was like hold up Hold up peg two seats bitch. I'm out motherfucker Yeah, you and your boots that gas pussy ass motherfucking dumbass mother bullshit Wow Might be the only one I reacted because apparently I have a lot to say so it's like quickly hair bitch Is she the main one? Is he the one that's dismissing the hoes like what's happening? What is who what do they win too? they get Wow Okay, okay wow So this is now what we believe is nerdy looking boy with the button-down shirt secretly a hole on the inside Oh my goodness, and it's driving quickly hair bitch insane now They're about to get even more hot and heavy in the backseat of this muscle car that they were Obviously driving while sexy boys was playing this And now there it is there it goes that's what people were looking for that's what they were craving Music music bit let me see how those lips were suddenly things are just connecting between them again He didn't just all of a sudden leave and put a guy in the back seat because he felt like his energy with low not Now he's always been into him because of the Asian languages. It's the Asian language That's the power of the Asian if green white boy is together who's driving the mower. I think we only have fun here Let's see they drive if you see them drive Alright bitch thing of cars. Why are they racing? They don't know how to fucking try flying assets now. They're about to rain they're about to run This is a date that they're having next on dismissed Jonathan Sprint's for the finish are all bets off. Okay. There's more kissing there. It goes up next more kissing He already saw them kiss and now these two kiss. Is there more kissing happening We're three minutes in if the video is eight minutes, we're gonna get through this video and this is gonna be the only one Okay. This is this Who wins this race I wonder who wins. I wonder who wins the race they've already showed us Who wins anticipation is killing me who's live for those bitch whose lips are the run for my Lips now bear now. Will you be challenging me to a race with? You just try to read the other guy. What happened? Wait go back. Don't be challenging me to erase With love handles and flip-flop handles and flip-flops. Oh no. Oh my god. Oh, you read the bitch. Oh, oh, oh, oh Yeah, how will she recover Oh Love handles in flip flops came in last place. Oh, no, he does not win the lip of prickly hair porcupine boy goes to gap Mister get sure here goes here goes want it and he's watching. Oh god. Oh god videos not being monetized at all Just once you guys didn't know that I'm doing this for you pretty stoked to blow Todd away And then I got a kiss from simian too. So it was like, yeah, it was pretty well Your man good man. Do you ago gap is stuck tick? We gotta make you a man be a man go get Wow Or they even get watch them like none of them actually be gay that it's like gay for pay for this well in reality so I Refuse to believe that nevermind they moved to LA to become actor sit and say Chase your dreams kids chase your dream is going to a club soldier la a club that Obviously looks so real wait a minute go back La me Yeah just yet because DJ boobs look like that in club Wow la mix it's not even in like the center of the fucking car and they'd even sure Oh Suddenly the club is empty. Oh no, it's the hot club and it's empty Oh my gosh, this totally naughty they couldn't even hire extras bitch. They couldn't even hire EXO They wrote it at the club was empty Wow will not do that. Am I? Okay? Wait, I might be crazy guys. I think I'm crazy. I could be crazy. I'm crazy Dancing in a club probably is not even a real club. It's probably a restaurant They just found somewhere to put aside and say la mix our names like bitch. This is the club. Here you go Yes, no music grab some ass and talk about it and we'll tell it as well. Oh no. Oh, no. He got a timeout Oh my god. This is what they want us to believe so far. Let's recap one more time things We're getting hot and heavy between all three of them cat-boy Pete muscle car driving nipple piercing man in a red finally one his true love kiss with Porcupine Lee hair boy and after the race were all so tired and wanted to wind down they went to the latest hottest craziest club in all of LA Turned out to be Mt because we don't know they never explain they decide they will go dance in this empty club to what we hope is Actually music and not just production company clapping as they hump each other and grab each other on the ass What's where's gap wanderer with looking and noticing the closeness between nipple peer support and feeling the crunch of? porcupine pineapple astronaut man he decided he must add the connection and he pulled out his I know he can hump in Wow, the notebook could never broke back mountain couldn't even try are they acting jobs? Is this them acting drunk? Is this them suddenly feeling each other Runk down a club? It's empty you with those bars and none of them have drink. What's good? Okay This is true love guys Sherlock he wanted to be a singer. He came to LA to be a singer didn't he? That was his time to shine. I was his mommy. I was his time get his voice out to the world, wasn't it? Chase your dreams kids kids chase your dreams, please. Not me. I'm not I don't want and what and what and And and what why do you want to like watch the rest of that? What was that? Where did that jump come from? What was that rain? I don't want to be the producer that really was like, okay, we're gonna take them to a cat man It's gonna sing to him you're gonna watch tree. Hopefully they got something out. Hopefully I got one ball in the mouth I'm just I hope I swear to God, please John you're kind of rock in the beginning Oh bitch. It's time for the dismissal For me but I have to make a decision. I think John has a lot more for me to pick it off for me Wow Wow piercing nipple boy just along was dismissed and they're about to play the boy It's mine and I just heard it rising up and I had to stop right there because I did not want this show to Ruin his nipple boy tried his best to win quickly hair pineapple wonders hard but lost it together has the drive home in his muscle car that he doesn't know how to drive and Get more nipple piercings, I guess. I don't know what they do, Greg I was that I was this the only one I'm doing today I don't know if I can handle anymore. Matt literally been sitting here roasting this video for like 35 minutes eight minute long video I had problem moral of the story. What have we learned today kids? What do you learn today? We learn nothing more than a story. We really didn't have to know at the same time I guess we did if a reality TV wasn't the way it was or if anything wasn't the way it was before The way we rip into it and destroy it. There's no way we can progress from that Reston happens in a line So there has to be some bullshit before the goal. Is that enough moral? I don't know. I don't know I don't want to go you guys so much for watching My name is Mac never get like on a sharing scream a blah. I haven't done that in a second I'm so sorry guys. I'd like change so much daddy Daddy Daddy Daddy Daddy Daddy Daddy
