Ranking Video Game Characters We Could Beat in a Fight

so remember when we talked about cartoon characters we could beat in a fight we're now talking about video game characters this is what you guys want to see and let's start with my favorite video game character spider-man we lose right yeah we get our ass kicked we could jump Peter Parker yeah Peter Parker we jump so I mean though it all depends on where we find him so uh just so you guys know it's me Joe and Ellie on the couch man you're not in the Macallan on them I'm on the mic though and the rules here or it's a 3v1 the three of us jump any one of these characters and it's just a matter of can we beat them or not yeah Marth if okay whenever we jump in if one of us just grabs his sword yeah and the other ones just kind of tape over his face unlikely we would win but I think we have a chance yeah hey it it depends I don't know if we can really jump it yes Paula Tina's guidance center right if the terms of this move of this rule set is the character we're selecting they have no other forces they only have their typical weapons and no external help so it's just pit here I thought I felt like he started off every day just tearing from palutena was gonna happen I haven't played the kid area Chris games and I mean yeah but he can only fly because of polity no oh no it's Icarus it's flew too close to the Sun can't fly stuff like that yeah I know we beat him yeah III give us a plus whenever I say we beat him I don't mean we didn't fit trainer I think we be we absolutely little Mac we destroy yeah like he is he is a good fighter but between the three I'd actually I'm thinking about it and if there's a real-ass fighter who actually knew how to fight I think he could take three of us yeah yeah I'll be honest see inkling I think inkling [ __ ] us up yeah I don't think I'd see I guess she can go high and Link yeah like the thing is like it's just paint but the thing is like that's hype yes I mean that hurt yeah [ __ ] do you think we can fight sonic because well we can tell the [ __ ] to eat you know we I hate saying that we lose I saw I know that's fraught I'm gonna lose sleep over that you were definitely loose a song Ketchum we destroyed monkey yeah absolutely foxes ah yeah we died nights even maybe just kind of flew through yeah I don't have to go to sleep dreams powers or whatever Knights possessed great flight capabilities and is fast and graceful this notable among nine meirin's who typically fly yeah so they can fly and that's it okay that's not anything yeah yeah so I'll give it to us the one game yeah it's intimidating one game yeah [ __ ] destroy are you is so [ __ ] it looks right here if Mario does not have any power ups on deck we beat him yeah mega man - I don't think it destroys us but - three you I think is with you Mac maybe it's a breeze even more powerful than a little bit he is Dante do you know we beat him out over this but let's just say we know if they aren't my thing is if we don't know who they are that's same thing with smash if I don't know who you are I'm just gonna assume better the show imagine pac-man we beat but like plus he just only eats ghosts and only if there's that special to be fair is never confirmed that he can only eat ghosts okay but still we're assuming that he's not gonna have that Powerball thing that lets him eat people okay so yeah mmm even in the games he's suit like in the 3d games he's yeah for [ __ ] clumsy okay fine i i'd i don't want to sleep on pac-man because I feel like he knows something that we don't I can't Rob Frogger we've P it's a frog yeah we walk okay I'm just looking around Sora [ __ ] us off I think yes smile on DK's face just DK also [ __ ] us up right yeah he's real at the gram right I think he has magic so that yeah just feel like if anyone has magic we lose on default yeah he has his dry forms too he has some black kirby curry kills us I think he's the one Abita started yeah I think Kirby is the strongest life-form ever like genuinely um I think Captain Falcon just the other gun yes he never uses it though but he could but he doesn't though yeah I think Falcon is just too stupid to really aim to good also there's three people really you only shoot one of us yeah and I see like only losing one of us I put a man even in Aussie like I don't I don't want to do that like we got over fifty percent of us still by the end of the day there's a thing he's like as powerful as Little Mac and he has a gun we don't know that he's we don't know he's a fighter though sure it is dude he's just about cinema baked I think killed us yes Apple Jacks cinnamon what are you talking that guy right up to the left nope down Earthworm Jim oh I forgot I thought that was Apple Jacks guy I see where you're coming from he's just a worm right with a gun oh my god the slow gun yeah so we'll put him there if you have a on it at least makes you a threat yeah ray dose yeah yeah link we [ __ ] link up he's got its birth in the wildlings he's got a lot of gadgets and gizmos yeah see top left guy I don't know who he is but he looks intimidating so I'm going to say - or even yeah we can do that cloud - I don't think he absolutely destroys us that another Simon I hate Simon yeah but I think he's and yeah he would I'm just realizing video game characters are so much stronger than cartoons yeah I mean they're they're made to be powerful I guess that makes sense to be we she's a from a platinum game so he had to put her here crash I think we can crash I don't beat Spyro yeah Spyro could just kind of Oh spike no spike doesn't have that much no could really hurt us he just tries to catch monkeys spike yeah that's microwaves games oh my god I forgot about no [ __ ] love that game incredible so where do you want to play it okay wait okay so he has a slingshot that shoots out rockets and missiles the lightsaber okay yeah yeah I know he [ __ ] this up Shulk kills us by the way yeah I actually know here's a thing shulk's weapon canonically cannot damage humans hmm all right no we beat him but he is also technically a god so I don't know if he's allowed to change those rules as time goes on let's assume in a week that he can't because I really want to say that we would beat up shulk I I really want to give that to us there are some technicalities here chokes probably in the biggest gray area of anyone here but I think we still lose to him also I still think we lose to spike personally like I think we just lose 100 percent yeah okay I don't see us beating a guy with a rocket launcher like that Ness we lose - I think it's a - with Ness yeah do he's so [ __ ] powerful though yeah like I think that by the end we can because it's just him and in the games if it's just him he's actually ass that's okay yeah fair I think we can kill banjo yeah banjos [ __ ] dead yeah cuz no kazooie it's just banjo right and feeds us but nothing he destroys them yeah yeah yeah I think let's talk about SAS and Creed I think it's a - if we jump him okay if we can't jump him he's the [ __ ] assassin he jumps us no but okay and we're assuming this one that we're jumping him I I don't think we can - the scenario yeah okay um top left guy he looks like he's already dead yeah it looks like we won yeah yeah we did it that's the guy from jak and daxter I think yes sure is I don't know what he does so let's just say even or plus they got gadgets though that's what always scares me gadgets scare me but there's three of us yeah we could do some trial and error yeah send me in first shell from portal we beat her I think we beat her 100% yeah it's because she doesn't have any weapons it's just hard to catch her yeah well you know she C won't even the portal good when it worked portal gun only works in the test chambers pretty much cuz it has to be on that special white wall mmm we never brought it into the real world so we don't truly know I mean an emergency I mean that she doesn't have the long fall boots on cuz she gets us from GLaDOS so I think we beat her I think no matter what I think she would be very hard to catch but if we in breaker we're ambushing her yeah so but catching her is easy yeah yeah okay okay yeah I think we beat her chibi-robo we can just step on him yeah who's Kim cooking mama she has knives that's true yeah I want to give her an edge I'll give her i'll give us the edge but dude I'm just saying like white women like this like they're the first ones to snap oh yeah I know like someone is absolutely died in her kitchen yeah but flying crap Steve we beat him up it's just him I recently he doesn't have a sword on him I'm assuming he had 20 hits on him let's say he has if we can punch the guy 20 times dude that's a lot you might have like a not a super strong sword but maybe like uh no diamonds or anything but maybe assortment even because we don't know what he has okay if it's uh if he if he has nothing we absolutely destroy him Star Fox Fox is free I do think he is given he's not in a spaceship yeah like the only attacks you have have shown hey I think we just lose - yeah he's real she's really strong well she's she's a mage so like that's and she could transform into a [ __ ] elephant and spider spiders the one that gets me I would absolutely lose to any spider sands I think we lose the sands I don't think we do look here's the thing three of us you can't dodge three people well yeah he can man he controls savestates that's like his whole thing so this skeleton is stupid and dead but this skeleton is smart and alive I mean if you beat sands and if you can beat sends an actual undertale then there's nothing that says you can't beat him realize but here's the thing in in real life no one beats sands their first time playing undertale we only get one shot to fight him you know what I'm saying but there's three of us I guess but like the only thing that makes things difficult cuz sands has one HP yeah all you gonna make some difficult is he's dodging yes and he dodges like 20 attacks usually you can list her about four or five attacks when you're first go through if you're like dude if Brendan oh I think that here's the thing there's no way he can dodge three people attacking him at once I think he can't i 100% think he can oh no I I think it's a very I think at worst it is - Joe I'm gonna I'm gonna pull out my one card of the day I'm gonna executive Li say we do wait wait don't we need a democracy like we did last time okay fine le what do you think - or a hundred percent loose gosh I'm passionately siding with hundred percent we lose I'm passionately saying there's no way he would avoid three people hitting him we just have to get a rocket I think that we have a shot this isn't a [ __ ] shown in guys yeah we don't like we heavens arena and pro third up and then catch them off-guard all we have to do is grab a bunch of pebbles just throw them in the air and then there one of them's gonna fall down and hit him you guys are [ __ ] wrong but you are this is democracy I suppose welcome to America [ __ ] okay Pikachu land of the free I don't want to kill them but mmm I think that Pikachu one of us might be paralyzed but we get the job done Pikachu's hard man two out of three paralyzed yeah yeah I think we win but we come out with big injuries so we'll give it even what about bomberman whoa I was hard how do we kill Bomberman though is the question yeah yeah because Bomberman is a prep based character so like we don't give him any time to prep we can we can murder him in broad daylight but he might take us all down you know like he might just we might kamikaze yeah misery loves company I think that puts him in even then yeah no one wins yeah I don't think anyone wins when we fight Bomberman Master Chief destroys us yeah he [ __ ] us up Samus destroys us villager oh we [ __ ] villager out it would be funny to say that he's the murderer and everything like that haha but yeah we would kill villager Travis touchdown we lose - yeah - there's Dragon Quest character yeah sure is he's a mage though so I think we lose yeah he has crates he has all the yeah I think we just lose some ages period yeah shovel knight I think is that best - for us what we probably lose yeah yeah see um for Phoenix right we absolutely beat him there's nothing holding us back I'm meeting him he gets speeding up all the time yeah yeah we can put them up here it's not a court case professor layton same thing where is he oh yeah I think professor Lee it would be more difficult but I don't think I'm really ordering them in the tearless side yeah Hatsune Miku we lose - yeah she's a powerful being plant I think we beat plant we're right plants vs. zombies yeah I think we know yeah and I think we could absolutely embarrassed Qbert oh yeah yeah we've washed him mmm-hmm Team Fortress sky and half-life guy I think they both beat us all right some anime fighting characters if we dude if we have Ryu killing us yeah anyone that looks like they're from an anime I'm just gonna say - well if you're from an anime fighting game then what do you think well that's what I mean like enemy and I don't everybody game battle so okay the game is hard I don't think they also lose themselves for that durable day it says Battletoads but we're just going Battletoads yeah this is a single - oh we [ __ ] destroy it's one toad III don't think I can maybe he has an edge but I don't think I think that we break above a couple bones and we stolen though okay that's me but I think there's a an era of mystery there I don't think I can go into a fight saying all you had a percent certain we win I would need a few small a [ __ ] I think we absolutely didn't we say we might lose a ravage though yeah I think that rabbit state they got some of them yeah there's a minions of video games yeah and I hate that Bub's II absolutely feel Bob Z's useless Freddy fazbear that's just an animatronic right that's not even he can't even fight back nobody can kill him oh they're haunted right yeah so they can't kill matpat we need you to answer this question yeah everyone asked Matt Pat would me Jacob and Elly beat I see well oh no no this is how you tell it every live stream from now on just say hey Matt pet with the cast of Alpha REDD+ be able to fight freddy fazbear oh yes we shot nice yeah i did so but here's the thing if it's a haunted animatronic and we're the ones jumping him not the other way around yeah I know when we win yeah yeah we win yeah yeah um this guy clowned he looks hard but yeah I'd say - at the bay - lose I don't know I don't know what he has we're all we know he could just look scary tf2 heavy I think he beats us I think he beats us okay here's the thing you know we say Captain Falcon can only shoot one of us yeah he has like a heavy machine gun like you can he the shows yeah he can just unload on us um Gordon Freeman I I'm just I've never played half-life I'm just assuming we lose though because he has gun good play um conquer I'm not scared of conquer like I know he had some [ __ ] but plus I agree a squirrel question oh is that the guy firm where the world ends with you no okay I don't know that isn't um we can just go yeah you'll take a kid we scorpion oh no Scooby foxes on yeah that's where he says get over here that's that's his game plan um I got the point oh there's that was it what's the name of the movie Dexter's a big chameleon looking ass well one over Oh one more yeah that I think that's Dexter all he gets yeah oh yeah he just makes outdated references to pop culture yeah we completely cry I would want to listen him hear him out a couple times noted still murder him yeah we'd still murder him but Duke Nukem yeah he beats us I think he should not talk in here though what his arrogance yeah will allow us a chance World War II kind of nice yeah generic fighter a lot of these people just okay let's go chop-chop let's just get those ones that you know out him my gadgets we should lose yeah I should lose slightly deeper I don't I'm not that serious like I won't lie mmm like even we're jumping him yeah so I give us an even but I do think just because we're jumping him doesn't necessarily mean we get the first hit on him you know what I mean yeah he could definitely do like he could really do a reversal yes I'm awareness I'm okay so now it's just kind of the arrows of white male protagonist from video games and I feel like white male protagonists mm-hmm even with I don't yeah like I'm sure some of them might have a gun but it would be like generic gun yeah oh that's that's a GTA guy yeah he's a DJ he's Russian so we get to tear up yeah since we know him we do know that like he can scrap oh that's the guy from God of War our Gears of War Gears of War guys [ __ ] us up okay yeah but sans doesn't yeah the blob we murder this is just a snail in a hat what cape is that so I think we're kind of looking at this and I think I can speak for for everyone and I'm just gonna yes these accordingly I think that we just beat these people um I don't think we beat hangar Sub Zero at the very end yeah I don't think we beat him let's put it with I I don't see us I mean yes that guy just looks free yeah oh we know wait Batman no no right I thought I'd sorry thinking it through yeah yeah no okay that one guy next to the pink haired chick yeah yeah so no you know what game he's from yes yeah that's uh saying do we lose him absolutely because he is a beacon [ __ ] fight he can fight yeah is he from it's a Yakuza no I know his name's Rio I know super-hype a chihuahua did a video over him no way this is ninja got it right yeah yeah I know I was think of the wrong person damn it I know it it's it's at a Rio I'm gonna eyepatch this channel right now video game you guys have now we were exposing our knowledge yeah here we go nope damn it oh it's not him I thought on that's another Rio I'm almost there Shenmue yeah Shenmue yeah there we go yeah cool okay we absolute to them so I think this is a good tier list yeah let's see I do think this link placement is a little generous like I do think yeah okay we're gonna wheee I think that's really early on mm-hmm we're assuming he has gadgets yeah I think links honestly don't yeah you don't think we lose the sands absolutely I don't um okay um cuz I'm not gonna be stuck in that heart [ __ ] we're just fighting him yeah okay cool I can't with this list what do you think Ellie I think I didn't really know more than half of them yeah so I'll go along with you guys if you had a fight one person on this list who would it be one on one one on one yeah I pick Frogger no one else can take it I pick plant mmm Cooking Mama oh she was a fair fight I respect that that's bold yeah Joe and I were going for the W okay so who's the most even mom no I'm just saying like Joe and I picked the easiest fights yeah yeah you coulda I'm gonna fight cooking mama I think most would be Phoenix right because he's just generic white lad yeah it has a mark oh if I wanted to create a fight I would probably pick okay so you know where's kind of [ __ ] up I don't think we can say okay but there's three of us that's the difference because I was like then you're just saying do you think Little Mac would be cooking or is it a fair fight with Phoenix right so that I would say no but if there were three Phoenix rights then maybe we would win since sands got robbed I'll be honest people agree with me I know they do I think you're being overly generous I truly think that we would just beat sands absolutely okay I don't think so what you said it's for the absolutely wait for absolutely no okay damn it wait wait wait us beating sands absolutely yes do you think that we will I think we absolutely lose I think we absolutely beat sands we have trade um once wait wait wait and we're jumping him that's the thing or jumping him but again jumping I think yeah we definitely leave 100% no don't go back you can't go back yes you can no but like no don't tell her what you don't want then we're talking about like Oh we'll do some damage so let our he'll do some damage whatever so I think he's good where he is okay like will definitely lose so you would rather fight Donkey Kong than sands yes No I would much rather fight sands and Donkey Kong I try to trick you dammit alright goodbye everybody I'm mad

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Length: 22min 22sec (1342 seconds)

Published: Sun Dec 22 2019

Reddit Comments

[u/Gr3nwr35stlr]

Id say don't think much into it, it doesn't necessarily mean what you might think. I doubt it'll ruin much of the game for you

[u/Thrashinuva]

Means nothing without context. Don't worry about it but don't pry too much into it.

[u/Applepon]

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[u/Wuscheli0]

That logic regarding Shulk was all over the place.

[u/link_101]

That's like nothing lol

[u/abcPIPPO]

You find out in the first 2 hours of the game.