Ranking EVERY YouTuber Movie

there comes a point in almost every youtubers career where they feel like they want to do more than just entertain small children through quick attention-grabbing 10-minute videos where they feel that can broaden their horizons and try something new by making a 90-minute movie for small children I think it's safe to say that most youtubers not cleaning I don't know like let's players or reaction channels have at least a small interest in video production whether it be writing directing editing etc and when they eventually expand their audience wide enough that a site they want to go the extra mile let the creative juices flow by taking a stop at making a feature-length film that oh that's my money yeah okay I think it's safe to say that's the main reason for most but anyway syrup actually been quite a few youtubers who got this massive opportunity to have their work seen by more than just introverts who spend all their time on the Internet finally the general public will get the chance to further judge what we decide to watch I mean I'm trying to think of some youtubers that actually went on to have success in writing and directing films I mean I guess there's David F Samberg if you want to continue as a youtuber considering you got to start uploading short horror films on the site I'm sure there are more let me know in the comments if you can think of any oh it's some kind of hoping this so today I thought why not look at every movie made primarily by youtubers why not torture myself today and thus I did a marathon on my patreon discord server by the way if you watch movies with me link in the description the films we watched refried the movie after-prom Smosh the movie not cool ashy and awesome film and logan paul's eraklyon mode are there more than that maybe these were the ones I could find in my admittedly short research but I can't Berta burn myself through more than five of these burn I decided to exclude YouTube originals of those channel awesome films cuz then we'd be here all day for now let's just focus on the widely released ones so without further ado let's jump right into our first film today's sponsor : and bracket no no we make it a semicolon yeah retcon is a top of the line near boat that you can afford for half the price of its competitors I think using them a lot recently I've had wire to your boats for the longest time and might I say the difference is night and day instead of constantly getting them stuck on stuff or having the wire brick on me all the time they fit nicely in my ear like I forgot him even wearing the time they thought comfortable I'm currently using the everyday e 25 model which holds a charge of six ARS on top of that the carrying case that come in can charge the earbuds four times in a single charge they even pair up of any Bluetooth device I own under great for isolating noise get your multi and a variety of colors in the description below if you click my link and go to buy rack on comm /ls mark you get 15% off and help support the channel Thank You retcon for sponsoring this video Fred the movie was the first and last youtuber movie widely released in cinemas great sign right off the butt I know I already made a standalone video on Fred the movie so it's been terribly long on it here you can go watch that for yourself but for some reason you want more content revolving you're on Fred the movie but I also think this could be a good opportunity to look back and reflect on my opinions back then I was really positive towards this film some would argue too much after watching it again did I change my mind about this movie nope for kids growing up nowadays we must all look like dumb simpletons for letting Fred get as big as he is Lucas Cruikshank was just a normal guy who started uploading short skits to YouTube in late 2005 he betrayed himself as a creepy psychotic weirdo named Fred who would speak with a sped-up squeaky voice somehow this blew up and Lucas became the first ever YouTube channel to received 1 million subscribers since the internet was still fairly new and bizarre to companies they weren't really sure how to capitalize off it at the time so then she started throwing everything at Fred they gave him three movies to TV series an entire episode dedicated to iCarly praising his mere existence he wasn't Hannah Montana the Teen Choice Awards it's kind of inspiring how Lucas became a massive celebrity through nothing but his own well I want to set Holland so yeah in 2011 we got Fred the movie which premiered on Nickelodeon in the u.s. thought is over here in the UK I was privileged with getting to witness this historic masterpiece on the big screen and I loved it I can sing this movie's white Fred obviously a friendless loser who doesn't really know he's a friendless loser he has this creepy belief that he and the most popular girl at school Judy are actually together and his kindness imagination sequences acting like this fantasy of his after finding like the Judy was kidnapped and then later finding out she only really moved Fred heads Artin an adventure to get to her eyes which is a whole one block away this is such an inconsequential plot that I kind of love the entire crux of it is that fred is too dumb to know directions and so sets out in this 90-minute adventure to find a girl who doesn't even really know he exists they could have easily had this grand epic quest of Fred traveling through treacherous tree and to get to his firm Eden but it knows what it is and keeps it simple maybe budget had something to do with that but nevertheless I enjoy it quite a bit probably the most contentious point when talking about this movie is that 9 out of 10 people think fred is annoying I'm not other one out of the 10 or death I don't know they asked me to forward the mail yeah I'm gonna side with people are fred is really freely annoying but like that's the entire point of his character it's hard to make a character like Fred likeable you know he writes that dangerous line of being weird and quirky like spongebob are leiden obnoxious like spongebob I think the mean thing to do when having a character like this that the Fred movie succeeds at is having every single side character be completely and utterly fed up of his existence not even his own mother likes him when you have a character the audience heats yet they always manage to come out on top and achieve their goals it only makes the audience hate them more since it feels like they're being rewarded for the ravier but when the opposite happens on the character constantly gets cropped on for all they act it only makes it all the more satisfying when they don't get what they won every time Fred gets even the slightest bit of confidence in this film there's always something no matter how minor that brings him back to reality with his breaking point being when he finally gets to Judy's house only to realize she's having a party he wasn't invited to where that point he completely loses it and starts running around his town hunting like dis invitations to people letting him know that he's gonna have the ethicist party that night nobody is allowed to come I gotta give a look at some credit he mind just to hold my attention by himself for a whole movie he's really given it as all the voice Khan ghek reading considering that pitch shifted it for this film instead of speeding up like in his old videos but I kind of like don't cur I don't know maybe it's just cuz I grew up with it but I never really find his voice all up bad and if you don't like Fred this film has a bunch of aforementioned side characters we get to know each and every one of them have their own little quirks and gags rolling around them I love them all except for Pixie Lott who clearly had no interest in this speaking of people who had no interest in this it's clear at many points I self-aware the people behind this movie are about the fact that Fred is a bad character and is really annoying there are client list jokes in this film referencing it and even once about her weird of the concept YouTube itself is really showing this was just me and by a bunch of stuffy stuck-up 40 year olds who were like what Fred the movie yeah whatever sure I could use another boat that's not to say that's all this movie has to offer in terms of jokes a lot of it does rely on the simple concept of you thinking that screaming equals funny but I but I think it's funny and sometimes they do have a genuinely hilarious moment that catches me off guard if I were to have one major complaint with the movie it's up there were too many pointless fantasy sequences at some points it works like when he reaches Judy's highs and has this exaggerated acht about how Fred thinks things will go down too contrasted why she really feels about him when he really goes there but there are way too many of these that are just Fred singing or Fred and are meteors had falling off and they're trying way too hard to be funny and random but that complaint doesn't even come close to my biggest problem of the film the last five minutes of this movie completely ruins every single thing it was building up to in the previous r20 so Fred invites the one girl who was nice to him to his party and they have a great time fabricating this elaborate got up to trick the school into thinking that had a totes rad party and suddenly everyone gets jealous and wants to be Fred's friend then he gets the girl of his dreams despite her being shallow and only caring about him when he's popular this was all perfectly satting up for Fred and Bertha to get together and while nobody ends up falling for his party scheme he ants them maybe not caring and embracing his weirdness well vada they could have went all white and meet a joker style character study on this lonely psychotic boys and abusive mother creased fantasies of grandeur I'm winning revenge of the people who had wronged him y'know just food for thought despite that I still think Fred the movies a pretty decent relic of its time I'd never call it good per se but I think for what it is they did a pretty good job at translating Fred into an entertaining film there's two other Fred movies night of the living Fred and calm Fred but those are more like Nick original movies I might just save them for a video wall in the room if people want to see it but alright I'm starting off strong I'm liking where this is going what have we got next so for some reason the fine Bruce decided they wanted to make a movie you know the guys behind such acclaimed pieces like kids react and teens react and adults react here we have After Prom a movie revolving around high school popularity high it relates to social media and just how horrible teenagers can be our unique right off the bat this film shattered any expectations of being in any ways good stop trying to peek at Maddie's nipples oh my god dad nice delayed reaction I sure hope that a nice shot was worth it brothers before I get into what this film is even a bite it's just a complete drop to look at it's so dull and muted this color grading is genuinely horrendous our movie is serious and grounded so we've got to make everything look ultra realistic this film is white Maddie and her best friend Col Maddie is super popular but colas uber Liam after her boyfriend cheats on her with her best friend Maddie decides that she wants to ruin the prom for everyone so her and Cole gather a team of social rejects to devise a highly complex plan to destroy the prom by pouring piant on someone and setting off the fire alarm I am I don't think you need the team for that you just need a pause switch so Benny and Rafi fine are trying to tell us somewhat groaned a story about popularity and how social media consumes high school students despite them being like 40 years old and not having social media while at high school I think they'd be better off telling a story about high school kids playing with a stick and wheel it immediately hits you in the face of my quote unquote hey it is with modern trains the Kretz are filled with emojis characters are constantly fighting fries is like you're a salty virgin and you mad bro how did Fred the movie have less cringy dialog than this is this really how teenagers did they just say we film teenagers all the time we know how they react to stuff let's make a movie how hard can it be it doesn't help that this movie's trying wet you're hard to be funny you know it's one of those films where they feel they need to make every character of the comic relief we can't just have a normal principal she needs to act like a kitten be real crazy a regular teacher who just teaches why have that when she can be a wacky teacher who's obsessed with her phone and is played by a lily sing did you guys see Maddy's eyebrows from last weekend on fleek this might be able to work in a film that's only goal is to make you laugh like in I don't have to bring it up all the time but Fred the movie unlike doctor trying to tell a genuine story here all these comic relief characters really kailash and conflict with a tone they're trying to go for and even then they don't succeed when they do try to focus on their targeted tone the whole message behind the movie I think is to knock her why would other people think of you and do whatever you want to do like a whole let's all gather together hold hands and sing Kumbaya because we're all equal on the inside but this message is shown through one of the most unlikable characters I've ever had the displeasure of watching in a movie she is so unbelievably shallow so get this she starts to ignore her best friend Cole when they first enter high school to protect her image then when one single bad thing happens to her she has a complete turn around and starts hanging out with : the losers because now she wants to get back at the society that's so cold ear ejected her society right then when her ex-boyfriend gets jealous and once they're back she immediately jumps on that leaving the rest of them to go ahead if their plan despite her being the one who instigated it when they finally do their plan and pour pians on her she suddenly starts going oh why did you have to ruin the prom just because you're such a loser this was supposed to be my night words could not describe how much I despise this character yes yes it does so yeah after the prom is a movie by despicable characters being despicable isn't that fun to watch well no I'm not even gonna play long stuff sarcastic remark it's not fun to watch it is such a slog to sit through it feels like it's going on for an eternity it's just scene after scene a flip-flopping between whether or not she wants to go to the prom and then they have the nerve to drag it out with pointless segments there's like a 20 minute montage introducing the members of their epic prom heist each given their own little backstory as to why were supposed to kara bite them like it's frickin Suicide Squad but half of them barely even do anything I really don't know why we needed so many characters alright I've run out of things said what after problem is almost nothing to it by direction bod characters by the audio mixing and worst of all bad dialogue you mad bro I can't really say I'm surprised considering it was me but people who have the genius idea to trademark the word react but it is what it is and what it is is terrible I can only pray that whatever we've got up next is at least a slightest bit more watchable smash the movie is so unbelievably bad I cannot fathom it I was so excited for this film as a kid I thought the trailers made it ought to be great and then well I never watched it Ian Hecox and Anthony Padilla were just two friends who sat in front of a camera and sang over theme songs if their biggest at being the Pokemon one they eventually started to skyrocket in popularity making skits and white whatever run something they could think of at one point the channel even became the most popular thing in the entirety of YouTube and they expanded the show to have entire professional sets casts some of which were even on Disney Channel and Nickelodeon sitcoms you know the realest of actors so it isn't surprising to do would try their hand at a feature he co-wrote the book with his special friend I in pickax Hecox think so in this book now surprisingly this isn't even the first Smosh movie sorta in 2014 they uploaded what I guess could be considered a film it was a one-hour special written and directed by the true themselves it's nothing amazing but the premise is kind of amusing setting up this super serious action-packed adventure only to have the entire film be Ian and Anthony Mundy Emily walking to the bad guys hideout I guess what I'm trying to get out here is this one-hour special uploaded for free on their YouTube channel feels more like a movie in this half-baked Disney Channel sitcom what was also surprising I was so shocked to find out how little involvement Ian and Anthony actually had in this they didn't write direct produce they're basically just starting it and that was all why was this Mead well of course other than that reason I knew modern Smosh gets barely feature or even written by the two I mean now that he literally left the entirety of Smosh a few years back boy you'd think for their first feature film that at least want to have some input the movie starts with this truly abysmal animated opening I see a lot of people comment on this when talking about the movie but did you know there is actually a full series of this animation on the shut up cartoons Channel i religiously watched this as a candidate on there you can watch such amazing Smosh originals as Smosh babies and super Smosh they oughta start their own streaming service I tell you what so Smosh the movie is about Ian Anthony after graduating high school their lives have pretty much gone nowhere without than he working a dead-end food delivery job honey and still living at home with his parents after finding out there's gonna be a high school reunion Anthony thinks this is the perfect opportunity to turn his life around by confessing his love crush it's just too bad that somebody uploaded an embarrassing video of Anthony singing the Pokemon theme song it's like a reference and then having a microphone shoved up is yeah anyone wanna explain to me how the mic managed to pull down out than these little panties and go up is okay yeah okay you get the picture so Anthony you're tasked with going inside of YouTube to change the video from within dumb I removed and never shown on your website ever again okay are you a rich and powerful corporation that can threaten us with legal action No then I can't help you goodbye him okay movie I'll give you that that is extremely accurate I don't care for your comedy movie has a stupid premise but at least have it makes sense if in the universe the film establishes will leader find out who is actually Ian who filmed and uploaded the video so why didn't he just delete it they imply they have to go inside of YouTube to change it because what goes in the internet stays there forever but the video had like 300 views and nobody in Anthony's life really remembered it so why didn't even just delete it so we didn't have to watch this god-awful movie so okay I'm sorry that seemed like really nice guys but they're just so bad at acting when you have little amateurs gets uploaded for free on YouTube you can overlook certain things like low production values acting but when you have a feature-length film you expect people to pay for an actual movie so the same factors aren't as excusable Anthony just seems so unsure of himself of every line and while ian is a little better he says every single line if the exact seams tone and inflection Butthead don't pay attention to that look it's markiplier don't pay attention to the atrocious cg grilling green-screen because there's markiplier you know him I think the only reason that made this story revolver on YouTube is because well a a Smosh movies creatively bankrupt from the start but more importantly be it allows them to do the movie equivalent of dangling pees in front of their audience by inserting all these pointless gratuitous youtuber cameos we got to see such FEMA see celebrities as redacted and redacted oh my god that one's my favorite this movie tries to be like when those adventure buddy comedies reach scene is more so an excuse to have the two comedic lis play off whatever is going on but I swear to god it's like they forgot to go back and odd in jokes okay so Anthony goes to a furry video I guess and looks uncomfortable then he leaves what is the joke is it that furries are weird you're not wrong but you got to do something the worst part is it's not even entertainingly bad if when watching this movie with a group of friends we're all just sitting there watching your comedy movie and complete silence it either means one of two things we're really invested in Ian and Anthony getting out of YouTube or we're bored I'm gonna let you guess which of the two we were feeling the Smosh movie was [ __ ] overall this might be the worst one yet at least after prom looked and felt like a movie just because you can keep people's attention for five minutes skits doesn't mean just doing the exact same thing from 90 minutes equally gonna hold that attention they should be like embarrass to put their name on this and it appears that at least Anthony is I wonder why her comedic a real knee-slapper if I do say so myself let's just hope the next isn't as offensive Oh Oh this timing could not be any more unfortunate I swear it wasn't intentional I don't want to talk too much about the drown machine has recently got himself into but let's just say that looking back he probably regrets a lot of the jokes in this film I was initially hopeful as this movie was produced by the same person as American Pie which is like which is like a real movie but don't worry that hope was quickly shattered to be first Sheen wasn't the writer of this film but he did direct a meaning he had some kind of input and how things were shown not cool as the one Hershey and Dawson is so incredibly hot and epic and everyone wants to bone him thirst scenes in this movie where characters will just stop it asked us like great looking Shion is okay so this is the part where you like tell me that you really really really want to bone me when they're not doing not worth seeing the perspective of three other main characters she and sister is getting stalked in a rose by this weird guy who was written as a guest stereotype yet that doesn't seem to be intentional at all except instead of showing this from the girls perspective we're supposed to really and sympathize with the creep nothing even ends up happening in the end as no matter what he does she still isn't attracted to him and instead helps him get led by some of her desperate friends if his only goal was to get led then why did he fix it on her so much why did we spend half a movie building up to this week pay off when we're not watching not exciting wrong we're getting to know her other other author main character this edgy emo girl who was bullied by Shion in high school but no not even she can resist how unbelievably hot that fringes so instead of having what the professionals in the industry call a float this is more of a character story showing the gradual bond between she and an emo girl I actually wouldn't have minded this film not much of it stuck to that and tried to do it earnestly but instead it's also insisting on being a rip-roaring hysterical teen comedy film of tons of alcohol drugs and partying where the main source of comedy is haha the person is different from me how unfortunate is that the vet can't be like she and Dawson I mean we got jokes about everyone here folks homeless people the mentally handicapped the physically handicapped and it wouldn't be a real shane dawson production of like those totally tubular racial jokes again the timing on this couldn't be worse like it couldn't be better the party scene show the humor at its worst it's just so loud and obnoxious like okay i grew up on the UK and my only exposure to american cultures through donal highschool comedies is it really like this are these movies are all accurate to how high school is over there because if it is you're horrible this movie just sort of toggles along with nothing much happening there were like 20 minutes left and we still didn't get to the obvious part where the needlessly break up for a few scenes that immediately get back together so then they forced this conflict were email girl is annoyed because Sheen basically has no direction in life but then she is told she needs to stop trying to change people so much but like no she's right he literally suggested living in the back of his car also to comment on Sheen for a second he actually isn't a bad leading man he is not a bad actor at all it's just a shame that he's horribly miscast in his own film he's portrayed as this cool hunk who all the girls and boys pined for but if you look at him he's just this scrawny little kid for Justin Bieber haircut I've noticed all these high school comedies have that one part where they try to have a sincere moment then followed up by going oh my god that is so cliche as if acknowledging how predictable your movie is somehow makes it better Scott enough this is way too Disney Channel yeah I don't care if anything it makes it worse you know what you're making is bad yet you're gonna do it anyway and some vien attempt to be quirky and self referential so yeah not cool I mean it's accurate Nakula she and dawson film might be the lowest-ranked one out all these for the most part it's really boring scenes if characters you don't care about discussing how bad their lives are and after about I don't know 12 point 4 seconds of thought you just want to see them go back to the pointless be story of stalker boy being stalker I be able to pass it off as a forgettable romance film but what really brings it down as the awful humor that entirely relies on you thinking offensive jokes equals funny but I could forgive all that well not the racist stuff but I could forgive most of that here's the worst part that set the film over the edge for me I spent money on this I had to go to my amazon and actually pay for this film since there were so little people seating it on my totally legit movie downloading site and because of that I hereby Krong not cool the worst out of all of them so far out of all these films this was the one I was most curious to finally see how could a movie written and produced by the Paul Brothers be anything other than a complete train wreck or should I say plea and wreck this film was initially to release in 2017 but after Logan got himself in a small controversy it was pushed back all the way to 2019 I tried looking up reviews to see what people thought and this is all I could find airplane mode only has one professional review which was negative and although was widely panned by YouTube commentary channels it was actually praised by Paul himself he ain't said airplane mode has quite a simple concept it's a party of the 1980 film airplane Logan and his group of social-media influencer friends are flying to Australia for hashtag akan and Logan also wants to meet his online girlfriend despite being this buffed Schad somehow him not being able to get a local girlfriend is the most unrealistic thing about this film when they all get in the plane their collective obnoxious City it's a new word on coining for these people ends up killing the pilots and I Logan Paul is tasked with landing a plea wait a minute is that the guy from Fred the movie you've got quite the resume my good man the best thing I can sell wide are playing mode is that it knows what it is the film mostly relies on you knowing how these influencers are I'm finding that in and of itself funny like a channel awesome movie with the budget but since I know of nobody except for Logan and unfortunately lylat pawns I was mostly confused by watching that really is only the beginning though once they get into plea and it gets a fair bit better I actually find myself laughing a couple times during the film mostly at the absurdity of it all Oh Disney got him don't get me wrong this upsets good I think by not long viewers of my channel can tell of my affection for really dumb humour this movie almost feels like a live-action Family Guy at times and I'm not saying it's a laugh-a-minute kind of thing the jokes are mostly just head-scratching moments especially the references to things like leave Britney Alone even if this movie came out in 2017 like it was originally planned that still would have been about a decade to Liat I also appreciate that it doesn't do what a lot of these youtuber movies do and puts the Creator up on a pedestal there are a lot of jokes at the expense of Logan and his friends Peres mostly soon-to-be annoying personality less influencers which might I say this movie is filled with almost every single character was played by another celebrity so much so that I started to question if this were all just one big scam for Logan to give himself and his friends giant paychecks this movie is in Korean again it's mostly boring it's quite telling when most of these movies show how much these creators struggle when making something above the average YouTube video length but our play mode isn't as bad as I thought it'd be I could see younger kids looking back on this movie the same way I look back on Fred acknowledging it's not that good but rather being able to appreciate it as a relic of its time but for me at least this movie is mostly a harmless film that should have been put up for free on YouTube and there we have it if I were to give all these films are ranking in order from worst to best it'd probably go something like not cool Smosh the movie after-prom airplane mode unfine aliy fred the movie stairs the victory i wouldn't call a single one of these films good but it's quite noble on a lot of these guys felt like making something bigger and better to their normal I can at least say I'm spillin tried if their films but maybe at a certain point you should just realize your limits and stick with what you know but maybe some child's like fine bruiser she and dokdo cab will maybe not him we'll try to improve upon their first attempt to make an actual quality piece of entertainment now if you'll excuse me I've got to get back to filming my totally original youtuber movie okay action shot Stacy I can't believe you cheat on me with Brad oh my god Chad please still go to prom with me oh yeah here I come Oscars [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] you

Channel: LS Mark

Views: 467,700

Rating: 4.9295998 out of 5

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Id: mlWk4swG36E

Length: 27min 25sec (1645 seconds)

Published: Fri Jul 03 2020