randy feltface - morgan's texts kinetic text

I type in bookshelf and I see the two things and I'm like okay one seller is Kathy the other is Morgan I send them both the same text message hello I saw your bookshelf on gumtree is it still available Kathy text back straight away saying that's called Kathy on sorry I gave you an annoying voice in the retelling of this story Morgan's response came through a couple of minutes later and simply read it was my wife's bookshelf it doesn't answer my [ __ ] question he's use of past tense in that sentence unnerved me slightly I'm like oh I should probably just find another bookshop and then I noticed he lived in the suburb next to me so I replied is it still available he responded with the letter Y just - why is he asking me why I want to know if it's still available or is it a wifey yes and he's so in the throes of grief that he can't manage the e and the s I assume it's a wife or yes so I respond cool I'll take it when's a good time to come and pick it up no reply for 15 minutes I'm like guys forgotten about me [ __ ] it I'll find another bookshelf and then when his reply actually does come through I realized he spent those 15 minutes crafting his response because it's a [ __ ] thesis he must have felt so bad about only using a single consonant in his previous text that he just massively overcompensated with this way also for some reason felt that the use of punctuation entirely unnecessary so it's just one obscenely long sentence which reads you must come and pick up now I only have short time here at house and also it wide sir bring fan or trailer and their stare but I can help you carry down stare if you can't park out front walk up past window and I will help you carry it to trailer or van I only accept cash and if you do not come now I will sell it someone else again I'm thinking uh she just signed another bookshelf at this point but now I am fascinated by Morgan and I simply must meet the man

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Length: 2min 26sec (146 seconds)

Published: Tue Jun 18 2019