Sammy J & Randy - Asylum Seekers (Good News World)

money morning anything good in the paper little talk about the refugees no they see it out where to put him yet I mean this right they'll be asking us to take him into our own homes man I see you in the kitchen please semi how is that that's a massa who is Hamas ah he's our asylum seeker what we've been selected as part of the government suburban solution please explain following the demise of the Pacific Solution and the collapse of the Malaysian solution and the sheer impracticality of the Jupiter solution the government are using taxpayers houses as temporary detention centers but surely we don't have room we've got a self-contained bungalow in the backyard that we've never set foot in no oh yeah there's the bungalow but we might need it one day Randy he won't be here for long only until he's cleared how long does that take between three weeks and a decade silly we don't even know him there's been a very good guest so far he's neat he's polite and he's even taking the bins out that's my job what he's trying to take my job Randy you've never taken the bins out I was working up to it he'll fit in fine what are we gonna feed him nothing he's on a hunger strike why he's unhappy with the conditions what conditions the conditions of the bathroom there are purple pubes everywhere they could be anyone it's pretty sure they're yours Oh how would he know he's got a PhD in genetic science so do I know you don't I don't I definitely go Randy tamasa is a highly qualified surgeon who has fled a war-torn country in the hope of a better life and the least we can do is welcome him into our normal stable peace-loving Australian family okay okay I'll take him to the footy he doesn't even like football it spent more time with him you'd know that I spend time with Mufasa MRSA MRSA you haven't said one word to him fine hey Ivana say every time I try to talk to him he shuts down and I wonder where he gets that frog Little Miss Perfect in a flawless parenting skills oh you're always an easier telling him what a screw-up his old man is where were you when I was slaving away in the mines to listen to my mother when she told me not to marry you I was never good enough for your Paradis I never got enough for me so the truth comes out come on Hermione we're leaving my son I'm gonna Massa come with mommy you got to free get house you gonna take my boy toys you scream in front of my back - you in Kalgoorlie she's twice the woman you'll ever bear look refugees have given nothing to this country now I'm off to the deli for a cafe latte a couple of spring rolls and a spanakopita when I get back he better be gone ciao I'm sorry about my friends I can't trust the purple ones

Channel: sammyjcomedian

Views: 625,624

Keywords: sammy j, randy, good news world, asylum seeker

Id: Rp5sTDaHMRo

Length: 3min 39sec (219 seconds)

Published: Tue Oct 11 2011