RANDOM WEAPONS Make Everything Better in Forts

oh hey intern well what do we have here whatever floats your boat that's what we have hmm i think i like a bunch of random floating my boat do you yes this is the random mod where we randomly get assigned weapons every once in a while and i'm going to destroy intern's entire career using those random weapons well i'm going to destroy your entire career with this weapon that the map comes with hey now that's just a flat gun why are you shooting me with a flat gun because it's all i got okay oh i didn't shoot it far enough but you know what i am going to shoot i'm gonna i'm not gonna shoot anything i'm just gonna build up some areas to put up those smoke stacks because those are expensive and that's like the one thing that we kind of need is production just a whole bunch of it in here just generically slap it in right next to a reactor so random weapons don't spawn and blow it up but i mean that would be fun it would be i like blowing things up yeah it's just kind of awkward when you blow yourself up what was that sound i have no idea this is pickled it just would bonk oh i got placed down something oh you did it the game was like the game was like hey we need to give you an armory for some unknown reason right in the middle of your boat yes let's give you this thing that you don't need anymore yeah because everything is random we'll get random weapons whenever we need them we don't even need the technology and the objective is that we cannot physically buy weapons right uh yes nor digitally buy weapons because i don't know how you buy physically in the game the [Music] i just won't talk anymore the fbi's here already hey so we just patiently wait uh-huh for a weapon i bet you can't hit my flag i knew it like wow hot ding you built a few smoke stacks my dude i did fine i get the hint i'll build some more too because we really don't have anything else and also uh we don't have storage either i did i built it well see where do i build it that's not gonna you know blow up in my face oh i see your flag now just indiscriminately in the front of your boat like ready to surrender yeah that's why i was like hey i bet you can't hit it and i was right you didn't hit it are we just this is like the americans before world war ii started just gearing up all of the industry ready to build tanks for days that's what we're doing right now and then we get attacked once and we're like oh you done goofed you done messed up you done did it i don't know why people always yell at me telling me that i have to hit the u button when i'm upgrading things because it's so hard to even just click on it stop it oh i just got something what did you get oh come on did you get a reactor what is this yes that'll make you so much easier to sink thank you stupid and i'm using phantom and i can't even move it or try to move it just make me super fragile thanks game now i just need the game to actually give me something fun to play with good thing i built all those metal stores i think this is a big brain idea oh no not you having a big brain idea oh yeah it has to happen sometime might as well have it early i'm also making big brain ideas in here just starting to plan things out for the future when i'm going to destroy your entire life again i am fearing for the future it's a lot of metal right there are you just coating your boat with metal i mean kinda because the game had to put a reactor in the worst spot to put a reactor literally right on top of the other reactor that's hanging out there yeah it's like oh yeah this surely won't go wrong in any way shape or form i just hope the front of my boat doesn't snap off from all this weight because that'd be a little awkward okay i feel like that could be adequate protection i can't even see what's going on in behind there but i'm looking forward to it whenever it happens uh-huh looking forward to destroying it whenever it happens that's what i really meant yeah i figured okay now i feel good about that now i can get an upgrade center you haven't made an upgrade center i got distracted by the random reactor there it is what did you get the upgrade center all i hear and whoa okay game gave me something else but it just blew up right away oh good i like it when you explode randomly it didn't even do anything i don't know what it was oh oh i got something i got something in turn oh what is this what is this is it a sniper it's a sniper oh boy the game knows what i like it's just in a really bad spot oh and it's armor piercing as well great i mean you don't really have anything to shoot so well i have some things like that a little flat gun that you have how about this what does this do that's what oh that's one of those things it didn't do anything it's okay i know what that is now let's see if we can do some of that i think i'm seeing some things over there just a little lower ow uh-huh why are there so many doors in the front i'm just preparing for the future intern i'm just getting things ready to go all right then and i see something else there what is that oh that's the launcher never mind might as well leave them alone already free that up for you thank you i didn't really like him anyway yeah see i'm helping you so can you not blow me up maybe we can try i don't know i mean you get a sniper i get nothing that's what we've done so far oh new things that that sounded good it gave me another flag just in case the first one blows up i guess i guess so whoa that ring is missing because i only have a sniper and it's like well i already used all that man i'm not getting anything oh i got something i got something in turn what was it what is it i don't know what what is that um um um is right it's a guy with a welder huh is that the munitions plant or the workshop i blew up what blew up where is it i tried moving him but he blew up i don't know what it was it was just a dude of the welder all right i was trying to put him on the top so we could watch him weld and stuff well you can watch this no no no no okay so you do have defense what was that ow as a rocket how did you get a rocket it gave me a rocket you're just trying to destroy old ironsides that's what you're trying to do hey there he is thank you i didn't like him do you like these more i mean they're not really gonna do anything to my base yeah maybe not not by themselves but i mean it's what i got yeah might as well just be annoying i'm really good at being annoying oh hey you lit something out of fight hey that's the most first thing after all oh would you just stop i mean what else am i going to do i don't know whoa text box limit now devices have one seven chances exploding when sold one and three if they're under construction good luck uh-oh oh that's what it said i just kind of ignored it with frequencies been set ten times now oh boy now the floor begins we're gonna start getting things would you stop with the stupid rockets nah oh hit under water you made a little like what are they called trampoline torpedo huh torpedo not trampoline i made a trampoline in the water can you leave it oh that would be fun wouldn't it oh yeah oh i got something three new things hey repair station nice oh oh i just got a dummy target right next thank you game i love you a dummy for a dummy oh you have things now and then we oh balls oh i got something i got i got a propeller in the middle of my base what is this game loves me today what is that what is what i don't know i gotta move it we gotta inspect this move and move it if it if it blows up it didn't blow up i stopped my deck i'm worried to move this thing in case it blows up because it'll be what the world i know right that's what i said uh-huh i have no idea what that is i don't either kind of excited though i just hope i can really use this thing i think i can oh something new oh my gosh did you get uh i may or may not have gotten a triple deck gun hello hi did you hear what i said you may or may not have gotten a triple deck gun uh-huh those are the exact words that you said i did say that yeah [Laughter] well we'll never know what that thing is okay a word what angle can i do this side okay like that gotcha gotcha oh i got something else another triple deck gun oh i mean another one you say and the third one a third one i only have two do you have two triple triple deckers yeah which with cheese and bacon oh dude i could go for a triple decker bacon burger mmm where would you go for it probably wendy's wendy's does have good bacon burgers oh yeah look at it are these hooked up right no they should be oh is this hooked up right yeah that was all right so is this not gonna oh yeah there it is that may have been a little overshot oh something new oh i'm scared i don't think he should be those are really concentrated though what is this a windmill do you not i have two windmills do you not see what i have all along the back of my boat game oh dear incoming whoa okay oh that was that was risky that should be a lot better oh no oh that's looking good oh that's looking so good oh that's not good okay whoa did i blow something else up there i don't think so oh there goes the laser the game was giving me you need to build this up really quick get down get down get down yes oh no smoke stack i got rid of him i didn't like it very much did you just hey where'd you go i didn't go anywhere where did i go whoa that's such a scary sound in turn it is oh hey you got all of them hey that guy just got killed i found something did you yeah ow and what is this oh okay what is that coming in here okay okay that's that's a good one wow yeah these giant orbital deck guns are uh a little bit different aren't they yeah they're built different what is what is that why do i have a hey there why do i yeah i have a buoy as well oh my gosh oh that's a terrible spot what is this why do i have shipping crates i know right we're getting all those weird stuff there's a guy welding again what are you doing bud oh oh okay one's down don't hit each other good why are you systematically taking out my smokestacks dude what is that up there you have a propeller on top of your boat i know right it just got built oh hello portal that isn't linked these are getting very dangerous out here oh they are no it doesn't work oh kind of hey it hit me oh dear oh that was that was very close i see what you're trying to do with those portals is it going to work though hopefully uh no man oh not even another one of those weird things why do you keep giving me windmills game oh would you leave my smokestacks alone nope whoa whoa whoa you got those that's really nice oh that's not nice good destruction happening oh dear that's nice oh no i was gonna blow you up i feel like something's dangerous and it's happening that i don't like i'm making danger in my life can i move this oh man that thing took a lot of damage that's it no flex tape is going to save that one huh yeah seems like it maybe a little less oh maybe a little oh my god oh that was good fire oh dear going all in oh oh yes i found the portal there was half my boat oh yes i was hoping i'd hit that i hate you again how many times we have to teach you this lesson no well my guns are all broke now broke borrowed oh hey that's relaxing and all of my orbital lasers are gone too and oh where'd that guy go oh balls i got i got no smoke stacks my guy uh-huh i love big shots like that my smoke stacks wait a second the game just gave me an empty hardpoint okay can i can i do stuff with the please please i can't do anything i need to repair i need to keep showing you oh not loud that i need to repair here as well is those hitting that's painful oh the game didn't give you any extra reactors did it not yet okay that's good oh man that one reactor though man i was so excited the game gave me a fire laser and then it blew up for some reason oh okay the good news is i still have the majority of my big painful devices uh yeah that's not working good oh those are good interesting what happened i think i'm figuring out the magna laser the more i use it oh i mean we've never used it so that only can make sense yeah see it's not the first choice also i can't really use this other deck gun because it's right next to all my batteries whoa whoa whoa i don't know what that was but i like it whoa that was a mistake can't see me can't see me i don't need you to see you to hit you well i mean neither do i oh you're kidding me what how did i hit that okay what was that i hit a thing in the sky when it was firing at its friend those stupid oh what is this huh okay that's not like that sound like that what uh the thing that's about to be blown up orbital laser go bye-bye oh kidding me i just that was direct that's a pretty good shot i'm pretty impressed with you it's where it was aimed all those other times oh did you get an orbital laser i did nice the sound you made was like oh i like shiny things well yes i do like shiny things how'd you know oh really game built a flat gun on top of my portal is that that hey that works oh and it gave me a missile silo that i can't use because i don't have the right sniper oh oh that didn't work this is horrible if you come back from this i'm going to be upset time to get upset intern uh sure i'll try that oh gosh whoa did i hit one uh you hit something oh my base just got crippling depression going on right now uh-huh and oh missile silo back there in a terrible spot oh that's a great spot though oh my so much stuff is happening yeah we're getting tons of building happening if that was a good shot before it's probably still a good shot uh this is looking like a good shot oh yeah oh yeah there goes the back of my face oh that wasn't a good shot anymore no my face is upside down it's upside down that was not cool that's so cool oh hey it's the welder oh look at him he's so cute oh i feel so bad for him oh nice and that's a bit short a bit short oh my you have a dead gun right on top now i thought i know i do if i hit it like that oh i missed does not compute okay i have the things for that oh gosh that was a good strike okay how could that still be damaged i have like 16 layers of metal right there okay i'm going to get rid of those 16 layers oh they didn't collide good please please oh total destruction nicely done i love that mod [Music] you

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Length: 17min 2sec (1022 seconds)

Published: Mon Aug 01 2022