Using URANIUM Powered Lasers To DESTROY The Megalodon in Forts

hello hello everyone i'm intern and today in forts we're going to be exploring a little alternate history kind of like those youtube deep conspiracy rabbit holes you find yourself going down at three o'clock in the morning so the story goes that the titanic sank from an iceberg right well what if it wasn't an iceberg what if it was actually like this gigantic megalodon that showed up out of nowhere would the titanic be able to save itself from sinking i mean the titanic really didn't have a way of defending itself so we gave it gigantic lasers and blitz is a megalodon because of course he is so we're just going to get started oh yeah whoa what is this you see that i'm a sharky boy this is not how it's supposed to go you're the titanic and i'm a megalodon yeah why you don't even have a tail i don't megalodons i don't understand we don't have anything man we don't have any minds we don't have anything yeah we have to do all this from scratch which is the dumb part this is the dumbest looking sharp it's like that fateful dog yeah you got a little bit of the droops new going you gotta droop this newt okay now i gotta sink the titanic using a megalodon that's weird i really don't even know where stuff would be on that i don't really know anything right now i feel like i mean that's that's pretty par for the course i feel like i need to like get rid of things and rebuild this into a non-organic shape yeah i don't know what you got to work with there there's a lot of curves and i know this game doesn't like curves nope we don't like we only like straight lines and flat things in this game i also don't like how non-existent my production is yeah at least we can build mines really easily that's what they call them these days i also want to make sure we get some of these new toys that we have to play with oh we have new toys yeah a couple fun little laser things lasers but that also requires a technology centers which are also expensive there's lots of expensive things it's all expensive but at least my shark is not derpy anymore i mean it's super dude yeah i fixed it so now i can have wind turbines on its back not laser beams on its back like they're supposed to be oh i could put laser beams in my shark oh really yeah that's a really bad place for my reactor too hot dang is that a bad place wow and all of these all of this stuff is red already in the world you got a you got a red shark there although these smoke stacks for the wind turbines are very aesthetically pleasing as is something like that as soon as i can are you breaking me already well i'm in triage mode try to fix my derp shark here triage yeah it's like fixing mode i'm not sure that's what that means but i also want to make sure i get stuff for this is that gonna work that's not gonna work is that gonna why is the front of this boat so stupid why is the front of my shark so stupid we got so much stupid that we're trying to work with i'm too busy here trying to make straight lines that i forgot to do all of my upgrade centers and stuff see i can't do upgrade centers because i don't have money to work with well if you had if you did mines you would be able that's what i'm doing i'm doing them whenever i can but they also are so slow to make your shark looks like it has a neck brace but just trying to fix them man leave my shark alone your shark is the kind of shark that got picked on in elementary school in poor guy i identify as the shark i identify as a shark slayer oh no you're the bully you're the reason i had no friends you know some of these things you think could be more structurally sound like sharks faces yeah or like you know the backs of boats uh or those towers i feel like i need mortars just to rain down a bunch of sadness on your life you need to not do that okay maybe i'll just improve the titanic and shorten the stacks i'm just waiting on things to be you know built right the upgrade center is finally going yeah it's like i'm not even excited for the upgrade center to like upgrade my sniper and anything i'm excited to upgrade the mines hey you know what this is how to sink a titanic is it yeah there's mortars oh why is there just a pocket right here that doesn't make sense uh have you ever seen the titanic that's where uh they hide the gemstone or something i don't know yeah constant shelling of the titan defensive guys are not doing anything oh we mustn't forgot to turn ai off well now he's doing something he just can't see right got a case of the dumbs in them that's a good hit no don't do that oh finally just upgrade a few things immediately whoops i hit a button might as well use it what did you hear oh that's where they are just leave my leave him alone now i mean i only built 12 of them there yeah i'll tear them all down one by one oh rude i didn't even think you just placed them on top like that i thought you might like you know put them behind doors or something for their safety no no no no no no we don't think about safety around here clearly not oh [Music] dad these are the dumbest defenders ever i mean i can do that i think he feels pretty safe there can i get i feel like i can oh not quite i want to see if i can get just like one more of those mortars those pesky pesky mortars no not allowed that's illegal i forgot what i was doing yeah you gotta think think about not losing intern i'm not gonna be losing with this because i can build two upgrade centers at once fight you can build two i forgot to upgrade things i was too busy blasting you with mortars i'll see there we go that guy knows how to do his job not this guy though like for realsie what's the point of a door if he doesn't open the door hey what is the door not a door when it's your face when it's a jar i get it because it's like when the door is partially open it's called a jar but it's not actually a jar oh good job you just explained the joke which made it not funny i didn't no it wasn't funny to begin with oh i'm blasting your mortars out of this guy so that's pretty funny or mortars what are my mortars ever do to you uh do we need to replay the footage hey i got him no no no no no just uh just a little bit of okay maybe not all right all right i'll let them breathe for a little bit what does that do what does sweat do oh i think it's time to try things i lit my boat on fire why would you do that uh incompetence i mean yay good job do it some more it's it's too far away that's hilarious you're hitting yourself that's building up pretty nicely oh almost yes yes i just found a great new toy to play with me too go little missiles go yay wow oh my player that guy just stared at him as they came in to hit them i feel like i did more damage to my own boat than i did to your boat well i mean fire isn't getting put out fast as i wanted to be so that's debatable i've been forgetting to build technology centers too busy attacking you with things you're still having too much fun with mortars i am i'm thinking with portals hey thank you for tearing down that wall by the way you're welcome you snipe my poor little mortar man now yeah and his friend there we go stupid mortars ooh hey can you tell me how this feels you know it doesn't really feel good or not very well i wasn't expecting a guy to be there hey that was my sniper oh i'm on fire okay so my missile attack is totally not what i wanted it to be it's not working very well at all i don't even know what to shoot at because there's so much like space stuff could be anywhere right oh ooh this is done what do you have now now why are you so far ahead of me you know that's real you know what i'm gonna wait i'm gonna wait because i know how lasers work so i wanna i wanna make sure i have a lot of energy wait hold up lasers oh why did i say that out loud yeah it broke your nose [Applause] what am i hearing a lot of weird sounds in my ear and it's not just that oh oh this is going to be so much energy i feel like my laser is going to get the full burn with a full burn huh not just the half burn is there anything even like down there besides wood would you stop blazer in my blazer i want the droops new back i miss it my droop snoops not to droop the snoop snoop just a few more windmills so production can get up higher these awkward gaps are not doing me any favors oh wait i know this is missing from the original design of the titanic oh icebergs the titanic had ropes on it well yeah i mean what's a boat without ropes i don't understand i'm not picking up with your pudding down but i want to break your nose again okay do you think flack can take down a shark [Laughter] black take down their sharks stupidest things that i've ever heard somebody else's questions no it's not you can't take down a shark with flat cannons no you know what you know what you're right you actually take them down with uranium beams don't like uranium beams oh yes it's eating through sharks oh oh that's all you got oh did you see what i did there i do you can't touch me now and turn there's the fun there's that flat cannon again you're doing the cool thing i'm proud of you i'm so cool coolest kid in fourth grade for six years in a row it's exhausting being this cool oh it's ready to fire again yeah those things are fast aren't they yeah that's painful i like it when things blow up like they do and then uh i'll try that wow why is there shotgun bits coming back at me i know right it's not supposed to happen i wanna do some digging stop digging i wanna do all the digging ah it hurts i don't even know what i'm trying to look for but oh i see what you got going on there what you think you're so clever i am clever you have no idea how many clevers i have in my head well i can do something like that i feel like okay oh you're scooping the troop again i'm i just dodged the shield there man if you keep building shields you're gonna run out of power oh you haven't seen how many power things i've got going on back there i do see some things up there though and i don't like it i just hit the sandbags he plays down forever ago i did i play sandbags there for purpose oop where are these oop noises you're making trying to snipe my guys i think i hit one oh just missed hey shot just missed you're like seven miles away hey how about that goodbye portal what was that did you snipe me with that was a cannon oh cannon i see a nice little opening right there wow oh yes your shark is on fire whoa there you go whoa is right so that's what's up there yeah we were having there was something like that hey hey all right you know what i don't know what just you know just a little off the top i like shooting you well enjoy it while it lasts oh are you shooting me again i am what was that that's the thing i shot you with earlier i need to protect my dude again duda duda i need to prick my dude again stop shooting him in the face stop shooting him in the face stop shooting him in the butt i like hitting your shirt what did i do that worked out better than i could have ever hoped it did you just you just zippered your face oh i just decapitated your shark with a uranium laser that was beautiful that was a terrible spot for a reactor it's a great spot i don't know what you're talking about okay bye center third [Music]

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Id: 2F6QjzRSlsw

Length: 13min 20sec (800 seconds)

Published: Fri May 06 2022