Random Switching Country Roulette - Victoria 2

[Music] well i think it's all safe to say i probably am going to shoot myself within the next two hours of playing victoria too that's right you guys been asking for it since forever it's gonna be victoria 2 random country ruler yay if you don't know how random country roulette works because it has been a while since we've done one on our channel i have a big wheel that spins round with a nation which it should land on hopefully if it i've done it correctly whatever nation that is we will play it in a game for a select amount of years i've really decided how long i'll be playing each nation for because victoria 2 is a bit different than hoi 4 but uh either way it like it usually leads to a lot of rage um a lot of the world getting messed up but most importantly me wanting to shoot myself in the head so i i think i think it's only fair that we immediately get traded to this you rip you know rip the band-aid off as they say and let's see where we land please just not jordan anything but jordan i'll be fine perfect right so uh we got lucky with that first one but i i don't know if that looks gonna continue but i think because that's our first one is a fairly big power we're just gonna go ahead and say we'll play until we hit the 1840 mark and now when we do that we'll go on and we'll do something else but now we need to figure out exactly what do i want to do as pressure for these first four years yeah you probably should have seen this one coming but we're gonna kill denmark immediately just get them out of the way yeah i i think i can happily say i i don't give a damn about the prussian economy uh i don't i doubt i'll be back here and if i am back here it'll probably be a sham from what i'm about to do to denmark so uh let's get ready boys oh if it just wasn't meant to be sweden get in here i don't think we'll be doing that today mr denmark all right let's let's just release all this pen of anger that's going to be existing for the rest of the gameplay on denmark right now and there goes the danish army unfortunately i'm having a bit of trouble actually uh getting onto the mainland because they have two two ships that's apparently there's two ships right there stopping my whole army from getting over there tell you what we'll go ahead and do that whole german high seas fleet thing just a few years early oh never mind the danish fleet has just disappeared i don't know where or why but i'm not gonna question it just like that balance has been restored in the world and we even managed to steal greenland and iceland from them welcome to the club all right so we've hit 1840 i didn't really do anything in prussia past uh invading denmark mostly because the uh my entire army got trapped over here because holstein got independent from them after i uh satellite them so i couldn't walk through which uh uh not that first um i feel like we've done enough as pressure but uh on to the next country ow so if you didn't clock on uh release nation frat means i go over to france as in oh i've messed that up already and then we go ahead and we see who they can release and i can pick any of these nations and start playing as them and looking at them i don't want to spay a single one at them but uh right i settled on brittany and uh for the life of me no idea what was supposed to do as brittany right i figured it out i'm invading haiti all right so we did five years as a brittany we took haye i left the game on nine militancy and nine consciousness and i'm pretty sure the entire country is about to revolt against me and to french pan um whatever let's just get out of here so so far i i gotta agree the cultural world's not not as much as like a complete horrible you know what that it used to be i i'm actually quite looking forward to whatever country we're going to be playing as next honestly i bet it's going to be so real good do they even exist i oh yeah they they do sorry it's sartini a piedmont how could i forget such a crucially fun and important nation all right what can we do a sardinia piedmont there you go boys just starting a nice trip around africa no no funny business just uh you know exploring madagascar [Laughter] you wish it was madagascar welcome to somalia boys right so from the looks of prussia i'm gonna go ahead and assume they never got that army out of denmark um i i i don't know why i did that i i just thought you know italians somalia not even the part of somali they historically invade i i i what am i supposed to do with sardinia piedmont in 1847. oh jesus christ and that i literally don't care look what the hell's going on with prussia right there poznan and pomerelia just broke what the hell's going on here because uh sardinia broke free i can now become savoy but uh no how about i stay a sardinia piedmont without sardinia but yeah it doesn't matter right five years down again we're not really getting the interest in countries at the moment but actually saying that before we go uh let's just go ahead and violate swiss neutrality an event i've seen a billion times never above to do because it gives you 25 infamy so uh sure okay we'll play frank uh i i could technically just now straight up take out switzerland switzerland uh oh and uh i can inherit brittany by god no all right this event's just gonna keep popping up isn't it so sure i get yeah it means i've gotta hate you now welcome back to france hopefully they don't do what they did last time france ruled them please god no go go my infamous uh sardinia piedmont's gone well because the islands have declared morocco right so i'm assuming this means we don't have to worry about that whole geneva convention thing either right so i just got a castle's belly that lets me take the rhineland off of germany uh ashrae declared war on me to humiliate me and honestly i'm friends so i'm already there mate i'll accept it immediately oh oh code red uh the swiss arising up uh wait a second where are you swish nationalists going uh just invading me now uh was about to say crisis averted but um uh and there's a international crisis over iceland and greenland sure let's make them free all right crisis never fired unfortunately why peace but uh i guess it's time to move on boys every five years i think i'm currently doing it if we get later on i might do every 10 years just so we can actually do a bit more after colonizing but uh onwards and upwards you know so far we've really not had anything bad nothing terrible nothing of early you know just absolute garbage but we're not doing sardinia again right technically this is actually just chardonnay now sardinia piedmont that doesn't exist anymore so this is something we haven't done before but i think i might just shoot myself before i finish this yeah so if you're what i'm doing right now uh the answer is nothing i'm just sort of on my phone browsing there's a good video oh i might get some impressionist art if i research impressionism oh my god it's like the ironside intro what does it mean right so i invested my entire country's economy into this army and these boats and we're invading morocco just get me out of here i swear to god if it's italy anywhere near italy sardinia san diego piedmont i i'm just gonna or f4 right now because i'm not doing another sardinia game oh you did not oh yeah come play victor country roulette you'll have such a wide variety of countries i won't just play in italy alright so uh since with the pope don't need any education administration screw that we're already taking out a bunch of loans so uh we're doing all right tariffs all the way up private investors we've taken loans from the illuminati uh he's getting sieged out by vietnam i don't care because the pope's going to panama i do not give a damn now while i am technically a war with friends they're the war leader i'm actually not that scared considering they were getting invaded in haiti by vietnam also i was about to make a joke about mobilizing the swiss guard but um i don't think that one's gonna work is it you know it's actually really sad that i just beat france in a war can i can actually just go ahead now if peace colombia out i could just start eating haiti why the hell not so the french keep offering me the y piece and that's right i have been playing for over five years uh so the rules are flexible as you know but i refuse to give up until i've beaten these french now that is humiliating right after that one i'm actually pretty happy i'll go back to italy any day of the week so give me something good mr roulette okay yeah not much really happened as a pope i think we had all our excitement in a a little war in the caribbean and uh i don't have the clue what's going on in europe by the way i don't know when this happened but they were who cares let's get out of here please not the battle states you've gotta be i like how we're researching machine guns when we don't have a single person in our entire country to actually give one to yeah um i'm just gonna go ahead and skip this country i'm really bored see where we land who knows god knows not peru bam who the hell's banned oh i know who ban is what the hell i can establish benatia what the hell is this oh it gives me cause austria hungary which is interesting cause i i probably can never beat them ever unless somebody wants to ally with me maybe hello yeah i don't think so i merely have german pan-national i don't think bernard's really a country you're supposed to play right i don't even know how many times we've switched countries this time but it's been a lot more than we usually do so please really i think i might actually oh actually that's a big albania uh i think i i've walked into the wrong neighborhood um i don't think i'm really wanted here all right i've discovered social justice something i definitely expect from albania oh never mind pope's coming back to life and uh but bernat's being sent back to the grave albeit probably where it belongs yeah albania about as fun as you imagine get me the hell out of here no yeah i'm pretty sure jordan doesn't actually god damn it just look at it look at look at my just being a massive cancer in the middle of the ottoman empire light ever heard of the phrase suicide by cop well this one is suicide by ottoman empire the almonds can't even be bothered to put me out my misery in a quickly timely manner they've just sent cyprus to do their dirty work and i can't even fight back can't even mobilize yeah we're just gonna roll again i i don't think jordan's gonna make it out of that one guys um well you know what before we uh release ireland let's go ahead and have a uh a little bit of fun with britain before we do that i should activate all of these events oh wow uh the the irish actually starts a really big army i think the the british have just conscripted them uh ayo hold the phone the pope's invading egypt i don't think i've ever been so proud of something in my life oh my god i don't mind major setting up the great irish colonial empire as you know gonna go gotta outsource our potato growing tomorrow more fertile lands like africa ah disgusting if i do the great irish colonial empire why does it exist nobody knows oh god i can build battleships as ireland damn right i will right this is this is actually disgusting i can't believe i've done this all right you see what i've just done there is i've knocked ireland up to the uh 11th most powerful military in the world she's building some battleship all right well let's just go ahead and keep doing a couple more and we'll call it a day if we get we get something real bad or something real terri oh i mean you all knew i was gonna do it right how could i not oh oh god uh my first election of the socialists just got in charge i don't think i'm playing texas very well yeah you know i'm sure i didn't get the uh politics part of texas down i think i definitely got the industry part of it pretty spot on other than that though nothing really happened so uh let's let's hope to go ahead and get in our last few here to get something pretty damn good what are we gonna get who the hell's jam ah you know what i i'm just gonna stop you right there yeah yeah not jamaica not your make please for the last few years not jamaica or anything like ah this could be interesting yeah i think i'm gonna go with this one like yeah not that long a scotland what can i do though that'd be really goddamn bullcrap oh jesus we actually stole so much of the british industry by releasing ourselves this is this is huge um sweden invading mexico you know pretty sure this counts as some sort of insider trading there you go some sort of quasi-world war where i just make france fight all my battles for me yeah i don't think the dutch are really expecting the entire scottish population to be kind of just waiting there with a lot of guns oh never mind the the french were being spoiled sports and went ahead and pieced us out god damn it come on let's get this over with one last one this is going to be the last spin so it's going to be a good country [Music] no i i i definitely said austria right actually now i'm looking at this kind of want to go to australia where exactly is like the surrender button um my ally england is just sitting on their island with all these massive armies and refusing to help while being russia just slowly bleed to death uh i'm just gonna sit balloon and just wait for this to all blow over oh you know nothing like uh mizor and awad helping you siege back your country from the italians speaking austrians there's a few austrians right there in copenhagen oh that war ended um and i'm the danubian confederation now i was in australia all along what the hell all right yeah i i think we're just gonna leave it here now it's 1918 um there's a lot more countries in the world i think we've truly truly left our mark in the world that right there is enough but yeah if you enjoyed this video make sure to leave a like at the subscribe button if you want to see me do any more country roulettes in either hoy4eu4vik2ck2 let me know down below because i'd be more than happy to do one if you want to leave a like and hit the subscribe but until next time guys i'll i'm never playing jordan ever again what is the point of them it's just not okay

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Length: 16min 43sec (1003 seconds)

Published: Sun Dec 16 2018