Ranboo and Slimecicle Become Goats - Goat Simulator 3

uh hi chat hello everyone how are we how are we we're doing good today we've got a treat we have got a treat in store for you guys today I'm I've been looking forward to this stream all week I've been I'm oh my God I'm so excited today we are playing Goat Simulator three it's been out for a little bit but I've been waiting to play it I've been waiting for the right time and I I asked I asked Charlie if you wanted to play it and he said yes so today we are going to be coming we are going to be becoming there we go not okay um we are going to be becoming goats today and I am so excited now you may be wondering and that is going to Loop so I'm sorry you may be wondering what happened to the second game they just didn't make one so they went from Goat Simulator 1 to Goat Simulator three like they just they just didn't make one which is incredible so I'm so excited though because apparently this like I'm I'm just very excited I'm very very excited oh but how are we everyone is everyone doing good everyone having a good time thank you guys for all the subs and everything as usual means a lot may not be able to thank you guys as much during the stream as I'm going to be just literally just playing this game and talking I'm gonna be real um I'm so damn excited I'm like I I'm very excited for this stream it's gonna be it's gonna be fun it's gonna be fun I'm gonna have fun with it um what else what else what else is going on oh yeah uh generation lost teaser comes out in two days on the sixth so it's it's the announcement it's the reveal announcement teaser okay just to get your expectations there all right is the reveal announcement teaser uh so you don't know generation loss is my horror project that I've been working on and I'm finally going to reveal what generation one is in two days um It Won't Be Live I'll probably be doing maybe a YouTube Premiere I might do that but I don't know yet I think it cost me waffles for five two ones thank you um yeah can be sick can be super super cool it's gonna be super super cool um the project is the teasers the teaser School the teaser is pretty cool but you know Project's gonna be stuck I think loveliness and Cosmic awful is for five sure ones thank you all right you guys you guys ready I'm so I'm so excited I'm so excited I'm so excited okay let me let me let me Fade Out this music Let Me Fade Out this music oh man I'm so excited I'm so excited oh gosh I always forget I always forget that it needs to be off and then I always turn it back on thank you loveliness thank you all right there we go my mic glitches whenever I uh wherever I change between the two all right there we go we're here uh it's on it's on Epic Games so you know what that means we're boberto the guy today everyone formally known as though um who said that I don't know um I'm so excited yeah so it's on it's on Epic Games so um you know you know how it is you guys ready okay I'm gonna I'm gonna undefinancy I'm gonna undefinancy all right I've undefined now and now we wait I'm gonna I'm so excited I think you just uh just just Loki thank you oh my goodness okay um by the way whoa Jesus hey what's going on man what were you saying how are you nothing I was just like I was just gonna talk about I was talking about no I was just gonna say uh that there are subtitles in this game for some reason and I got concerned oh oh I'm I'm very excited for uh for Goat Simulator visual novel I'm very excited to pick my new goat love of my life I really hope I like we were joking about it but like it is possible that there is just a dating Sim in this like it's it's entirely possible okay man oh man oh they can see that you're booberto yeah I'm Roberto the guy formerly known as I had to change my username yeah no that's not that's all it was yeah no I have to do the the world's most massive Rebrand in a couple of days so I started I wanted to start it off easy what's your new uh what's your new intro what's the boberto intro sound like um probably a lot more aggressive uh a lot more vague threats I think okay so probably just I'll just choose a lucky viewer and I'll just shout out their IP okay and that's your so that's yeah you say what's up guys one two seven point eight nine point seven three six go get em so good to see exactly oh God yeah oh God once dude once I get pinned chat messages it's gonna get even worse oh no I can just choose someone for everyone to laugh at boberto can just pick victims exactly I'm gonna I'm gonna be like Mr Beast but I don't but I'm just gonna be like double down on the evil I think she's gonna be Mr beat and you're gonna beat people 100 days in this circle otherwise I burn your childhood Treasures honestly that's just gonna be a Mr Beast video honestly yeah like yeah yeah like your child your your son's drawings are a hundred thousand dollars and they have to burn them in front of their kid we need to pay off our loans did you say they added them to fortnite allegedly allegedly he was in me he was in it he's going at a very high speed it could be anything yeah yeah he did achieve terminal velocity in the in the in the teaser so this is this is what happened this is his next video is uh I tried not to drink water um for a month or they sent me the fortnight he lasts one day and then gets added to fortnite that's great Matt that food video was scary to me man it was very interesting the way to frame it as a challenge yeah yeah yeah anyway I don't know let's be ghosts let's let's go Stone goats don't have a body dysmorphia goats just eat cans and leaves and probably they they try to eat my clothes at one time let's leave let's leave all of our worries behind and just go be goats Mr Beast I got that too yeah allow yes please I'm allowing the goats into my computer this is awesome uh boberto please do not pin my IP what is this this is oh no way oh my God dude right away I was like no [ __ ] way oh my God Safety First you know dead and two and all that it's got voice acting are you in the cart with me I think I am or I'm in a cart too oh my God we're showing a ferris Meadow Ranch oh no oh no oh [ __ ] who are these guys they finally got us some guy just died right in front of me and just got up Christ no he's gonna run over another person no no no there's lore in this God why is everyone just dying are you okay oh my God he's claimed like four victims on them oh wait goats could oh yeah goats can be milked oh no oh no oh no it is a multiplayer game why is the music so ominous I don't know like worried man we have to kill this guy we have to kill this guy that's the that's the Lord immediately I'm head butting him look over there oh that's my new home hey look at me hey what's up that Tower you see it oh my God looks super cool yeah that's our that's our home yeah I'm looking I'm I'm looking what why does he keep on why does she keep on saying that it's there there's a lot of shitty ass to say yeah can we just kill this guy holding W in matching clicks oh way too long wait you can skip oh it's R oh see this is still here okay I'm gonna skip I'm gonna skip I'm gonna skip oh wait oh I missed the token of appreciation oh get [ __ ] man I got the achievement you'll never get 100 oh man I learned the headbuttkey oh my God no leave come here come here oh God oh God okay we gotta this is quickly turned into a PVP game I don't think this is meant to be a PVP game oh God oh my God Jesus okay okay okay hold on I have to I have to headbutt things for an achievement okay there we go okay I'm not a thing I want that achievement too okay okay wait I have to lick wait can I hold on you're coming with me oh please please I feel the road oh [ __ ] oh I'm gonna use you as a wrecking ball oh Jesus Christ okay you're good come here buddy oh no please please please please please please please please please oh God there we go there we go to the highest tower okay okay you know what I'm all right all right I'm I'm done I'm done with that life but you're just okay I gotta get up okay all right well wait where do we go please oh God I think we uh I think we just go in right we need to gather here to sink synchronize synchronize I'm holding R to synchronize oh okay what there's a Outpost constructed wow this is [ __ ] insane dude this is an open world game I oh my God was that just a [ __ ] UB soft Tower did you just unlock part of the map oh this is incredible I just got five thousand I just ranked up and rank up what's going this is uniron I'm unironically more hyped for this one than anything I know I'm actually so excited this oh oh okay stand still for the goat beams oh please oh oh no there's goat lore well there's always been cold Lord is there like a recap video we can watch maybe is there a game theory we can find It's gotta be fan how does Freddy fit into all this how many Goat Simulator books are there we are okay receive a reward I'm in my pre-order bonus there's apparently a DLC that's called a downgrade I didn't get it just in case I I didn't get it as well because I didn't trust them and I was worried it would actually just make the game worse to watch yeah that's what I was thinking I was thinking it's just the first game oh my God let's jump this guy oh my God it's [ __ ] beautiful the tables are shaking wait do they have raid no way that this game is Ray traced you've got to be kidding me I literally see the reflection man absolutely oh my God this game has Ray tracing hype man all the time that they took to set that up let me just destroyed that in about three milliseconds all right what about this wisdom what if I just put this in my mind I'm doing it is now available okay goat Castle instincts wait do a backflip okay oh [ __ ] oh my God this is incredible the [ __ ] me break dance dude I [ __ ] stuck it hold on hold on watch this oh my God this is like this is like this is like uh three oh oh oh there we go hold on let's just let's just do this for the next two hours honestly down this is so [ __ ] entertaining man wait wait there we go oh damn hold on hold on hold on hold on okay okay okay I'm gonna try and grind I'm gonna try and grind okay hold on my spine don't worry I'll get you out of there help me help my [ __ ] oh thanks man that was close don't worry let's go okay hang on hold on you don't think I could hey so you're having to do it with the backflip right yeah yeah yeah you just suplexed me you just actually suplexed me oh my [ __ ] God can I do it through the [ __ ] table I won't take that lightly hold on oh god oh no no man please from the top row of course not the top oh I messed up hold on from the top rope not the top rope oh [ __ ] oh damn okay so I'm just gonna I'm honestly rolling with this uh I'm gonna check my instincts again okay okay yeah so pin an instinct I need to do one out of seven okay so I did a back flip that's good do a triple jump oh my God you can TR why is there movement Tech in this game wait hold on that's so hype oh my God wait there's wait I have a thing in the top right of my oh wait chasecon Chrome oh my god when you dig straight down wait you can actually wait wait okay press Tab and go to wardrobe you can buy I'm going Chrome oh my God oh my God [ __ ] Tony shark okay wait where are you finding is it fur that you're finding them yeah yeah oh hold on I gotta see on Chrome surely there's a mask could I be could I be like slimy perhaps oh I surely surely they've got a slime one they've got lava and they've got four more that we need to unlock this is incredible I can't believe this fun man why am I having so much fun it's like in breath of the wild when you climb up that thing in the world opens up in front of you um well I can I can be I'm gonna get the fedora so it's a striped donkey this is called the gentleman's hat okay this one looks the most like goo so I'm getting along okay okay um this is incredible sushi hold I'm I'm like I've given too many options too quickly this is a lot man this is incredible the a gunshot wait I figured out how to become green I've got the green down [ __ ] out wait I've got a gun I've got a shotgun now I mean I have a gun attached to my back I have a gun what watch this oh wait wrong button there we go where did you buy a gun I have a gun you just what the hell oh [ __ ] oh my God for me this is incredible how do you okay so we need to pin an instinct is what we're what we've been told to do so you got the firework launcher and oh I see oh I'm gonna hold on how do I pin oh I'm gonna pin this Instinct okay there we go I spent all my money on being green so I can't do that okay that's okay uh Tab and then go to quests and then go to the instincts tab this is incredible there's so much how do I paint oh my god oh metal fences are power lines so I can grind Charlie scroll down on instincts explode and explose yeah explode 10 people get caught by the police wait excuse me oh my God the police when emote wait what wait hold on no way they know hold on I found the emo button what is the emo button it's uh V it's V oh my God I can just oh holy [ __ ] happy this is incredible this is I'm tearing up I'm literally ruminating I'm literally I'm ruminating on the haters right now oh my God I could entertain myself here forever I feel like yeah we gotta we gotta get out of this ah okay I'm going I'm going Jesus man let's see is it back this way yeah it's about 720 double front or back flip okay oh my God okay okay okay hold on how do you okay I see I see one sec let me hit this did you do it okay hold on hold on hold on no I didn't land it either hold on anyway let me hit this grind wait what wait what R to start gotta be kidding me you've got to be absolutely oh my God you can go fast oh damn they have you can [ __ ] mid mid rail you can flip and then re-grind oh my god wow all right we gotta go check out what's up okay this gun's a little powerful hello man oh they have names this is Stella oh wait when you lick them you really you get their names yes you take their power you gain their name let's Stella person wait oh no friends what a new event rescue oh no Steve oh no Steve Scott me I'm not Steve I'm not Steve I'm not Steve Jesus oh God I'm still going I'm still going I'm going to the river come here man [ __ ] dude where's [ __ ] Steve man he's in [ __ ] danger is that you Steve don't let Steve drown I can't believe where is Steve you off a mountain I don't know I'm still put me into the river where is Steve is Steve oh is Steve oh wait is this Steve do you find Steve oh there's a trophy over here I know but where's Steve man um where's Steve oh I think that might be Steve no wait this I don't think this is Steve this is Agnes hold on where is Steve up top hold on I gotta dive in wait maybe he's he's lower Maybe where is well Steve can you dive under there's no way that Steve's like alive by now right Steve is a fish how do you swim how do I die wait how do we guys oh wait maybe Steve is a fish hold on I don't think Steve's a fish oh my God Steve is a fish and I've turned into Steve I have turned into Steve oh Christ man oh Jesus [ __ ] just happens in this game so we're just we're a fish now I'm thinking like a goat Hey listen I don't know about you man but um yeah I'm kind of feeling like a gamer and by that I kind of want to spawn you want to spawn dream oh let's go up here then oh wait where this is a pool there is no Upstream the ocean we must make it back to the ocean triple jump to the ocean come on oh God avoid the cars avoid the cars we're so close to the ocean I'm going oh oh well this is an ocean there still is no Upstream we need to find a river a little saltier than usual for you yeah are we close to a deposit or something I think uh yeah it's like kind of all the oh you okay man I mean I don't I didn't taste much different oh god oh no he's somehow drowning I gotta I gotta get him out hold on it's okay breathe breathe for the love of God yeah man oh now I'm on land I'm all you're able to breathe man I got a [ __ ] fish dude I can't [ __ ] breath oh oh uh I'll take you like somewhere in between right there there you go oh oh wait how have you wait how have you attached yourself to me is the cause Okay Minecraft morph mod oh wait hold on I got how do I hold on how do I get how do I get how do I get back to me I need to get back to me oh there it is okay to hit Tab and Go to goat and then I got it okay there we are what's on this island I found goat Henge oh yeah huh okay yeah this is cool truly there's something to do with these guys why is running like this have you noticed this I'm just dragging my [ __ ] yeah run man oh [ __ ] did you at least do a flip I did I did okay good good why is why does this game look like spectacular I don't know man like this is this is a triple A game I kind of want to see if we can I like I mean there's no way there man they wouldn't put it there if we weren't meant to go there right I'm swimming I'm swimming okay you're like a dolphin what the hell [ __ ] dolphin man it's incredible wait so hold on I'm just gonna is there is there a barrier I haven't hit it yet hold on I'll boost you okay okay I'll keep I'll keep on boosting yeah I'll keep boosting I'll keep boosting there you go there we go wait hold on wait there we go there we are okay wait you can jump on water oh my God you can jump on water you just jump oh I gotta turn green hang on okay okay wait we're about to make it to the boats random there you go there's got to be an Easter egg a little boost real quick okay give me boost give me boost come here I'll jump wow that actually wow that actually worked really well weren't you uh oh uh oh there's a lemon well that's lame why would they put the boats there if we're not meant to go there where's my stimuli where's my [ __ ] stimuli Jesus Christ man it's just an Uber oh my God where's my [ __ ] stimuli all right let's go give me the [ __ ] out of here wait you can wait you can hijack Vehicles yeah we gotta flip it like okay hold on hold on hold on there we go okay I'm going in get in I'm in we're going shopping let's go come on their body just disappeared I didn't need it to ride it there we go oh geez okay you're on the wrong side of the road man you're on oh you're definitely on the wrong side of the road now I'm gonna be real what are you saying you're still very odd I think you're saying I think you're in the wrong road I'm gonna be honest am I in the wrong way is this like is this is not a kid rules is it right or left yeah it's it's a weird thing in the UK where you have to not go into the ocean or The Meadows or the hot springs oh Jesus wait grind grind grind ow okay foreign I want to find the city we need to go to the city we need to make it we need to make it big in the city you won't have to wait do you want to drive this time oh yeah yeah sure I'll drive I'll be able to I'll be able to drive here I'll just yeah just right yeah you know what you just all right okay yeah I need you to get out and Pull and there you go all right all right sweet now if you could just put me down you have made the car vertical you have made okay you have made this a vertical car okay there we go oh all right the car is electrified all right all right all right I I have no traction all right now oh there we go okay let's go all right there give me a second back and forward all right I passed my driving exam with flying colors all right there he goes okay sorry he's under the Earth you know flying colors I really I really don't like the fact that they add a name to each person because it makes me actually feel a little bit bad that I'm running over a uh a person with a name so under your car all right we've made it oh no oh oh wow hey front flip looks nice man this good move oh jeez I'm in the mountain somehow oh [ __ ] nice I don't know I don't know how that happened but um hold on let me get this car down give me a second I cannot get this car down you know what we've made it we haven't made it where's the where's the city hold on look at this okay hey there seems to be a little bit already going on over here I gotta equip a little something in my wardrobe real quick oh there's a garden party look at that look at that guy over there given their talents and everything this is lovely where's my we got a little party going on over here yeah there's a little party going on oh yeah break it down a little oh Scott and Limp don't mind if I break it down a little bit don't worry watch this feelings one way or the other I wish I was happy it's my classic move oh [ __ ] dude are you oh look at this guy I I'm seeing this guy okay now okay we have a Temptation in this moment I have all right I have a Temptation Temptations in this moment and I need you to just resist yourself okay yeah but this F key is looking really nice right now this F key is looking very very nice what does the F key go it um it shoots the gun oh how do you know have you ever hit it before actually no I haven't hold on give me a second oh my God he's really good at this oh my God my God God damn holy [ __ ] oh he's even better a guy just turned into a firework oh you just turned into a firework oh lovely well I'll catch you on the flip side wait wait where'd you go are you still in the sky wait wait are you still up there where's gonna come back down here come back come back where'd you go shut up hear you you stole this oh there you are coming down there you are hey man what's up dude come down he still hasn't come down I I'm getting quite insulted by it now actually give me let me see if I can let me see if I can help him a little yeah wait hold on he went inside of the grill okay hold on hold on yeah use that guy use that guy's friends maybe his friend can talk him out of it yeah yeah hold on there we go talk about it yeah yeah okay hold on hold on maybe maybe maybe this person hold on give me a second give that person a shot okay give that person a shot hold on hold on all right you ready okay hold on wait I gotta I gotta get something maybe all of your bones okay hold on hold on nope nope so close though yeah yes that's what you get for being talented all right let's break and enter into some houses yeah I kind of want to just [ __ ] no I'm I just did parkour okay oh sweet wait someone's okay oh Chloe there's a trophy oh there's a house here oh wait there's a glow hold on excuse me don't worry I got this oh man you look a little hot and slippery too okay don't worry [ __ ] get on this bike I'm all good wait another let's see hold on okay there we go oh I'm really bad at riding bikes okay come on I need to I gotta ride this bike give me a second I'm not good at riding bikes I'm just gonna suck at this hold on I got this give me a second it's up okay there we go late for school I we're gonna be very late for school I'm gonna be real maybe an inch man okay hold on maybe an inch all right yep okay nice there we go you think we can hit this ramp okay oh we can hit this ramp we can hit this Ram hold on oh yeah yeah I definitely have comments yeah I I will hit this ramp if it's the last thing that I do okay and by the way that this time is going it most likely will be um yeah I don't know what you mean if Jesus Christ dude I'm trying my best right now I swear they've just made the bikes in this game exponential I'm not even doing anything like I'm I'm I'm they've made it like a real life I can't turn I can't turn give me a second okay I'm trying so hard right now it's over I can do this stop bleeding dude all right the bike no um where'd the bike show you it didn't let me ride it what is this guy doing why is this guy oh Jesus where'd the bike go I don't I don't know where the bike went oh God damn it shut up more please wait did he just say more I'm gonna make them stinky I'm Gonna Make You Stinky hold on put him in the ow don't make me don't you dare it'll make you stinky hold on no oh God I'm stinky look at what you've done no look at what you've done I know you're all now you're all there are there are green scents coming off of me what are you looking we're just doing a little licking on here I hear it shiny up here hold on hey hey man I'm trying to open the door all right I can see in there start seeing as how my head is currently yeah it is in there I can see it but the thing is but the rest of my body has to get in first can you get it no I can't but I can only I can only see it please step goat no I'm I'm trying I'm stuck inside of the okay I'm good now hold on I I oh okay I I'm trying to see it hold on you have to follow follow this wire hold on I think I got you hold on follow the the wire ah button nice ah it's a puzzle oh this game is way too rewarding I perhaps saw a little bit of a ball down here too oh you gotta get a trick shot hold on hold on where okay wait there's gonna be a hoop somewhere right yeah there's got to be a hoop somewhere okay let's see okay I was a hoop trick shot you just broke three of your bones oh oh if I was a trick shot what just happened oh where would I be hmm if I was a trick shot okay so we have to find we have to find a large join our bake sale this isn't a trick shot I don't oh my god oh the same they're evil they're evil they're evil they're evil it was a trap it was a trap come random why is there just a face wait is that like a is it gonna turn me into a mic oh oh Nancy's face thanks Nancy okay all right yeah why not I guess yeah this makes sense I I was looking forward to the bake sale honestly oh my God now this is an XD oh my God okay man okay I think I think I think they've got it huh I think I think okay no I didn't I didn't I didn't say anything I didn't say anything you better not [ __ ] talk to me I'm just I'm just gonna go I'm just gonna go I'm just gonna go oh what but no all right I just saw God it's fun oh yeah what are you looking at you think okay should we try to actually kill someone should we try to like put someone in a situation in which they would die I feel like we've oh they fight back they fight back I just tell hold on you can roll run by the way you can wall run why does this game happen oh my God you can this game has a man's Advanced movement Tech okay so you said put someone in a situation where they die right yeah like we need to make something set someone okay we have to make sure that this person definitely will die okay let's see if they get up if they get up then we failed okay they've gotten up hold on all right well their back seats okay okay um they got back up all right so here's my idea uh go ahead and drive in the car okay I'll drive hold on okay I'm driving no I want you to just kind of do a nice K10 here do a nice three point okay uh okay this this way so I want to be facing uh which way do you want to be facing license I don't know what a three I I do but I don't know what a three-point turn is okay okay ramp there okay oh shoot me and I get what you mean okay now boost can you just like hit everything yeah I got you there you go okay perfect there we go and ah that we hit the water yeah they're fine hold on I got I'm stuck okay you don't think we could just do this the old-fashioned way dude drowning oh well let's try that one one thousand two one I just got an achievement oh hey three one thousand okay that probably should be good right yeah I think they're all right oh huh I think it I think it worked um where's that police achievement I feel like it's about to happen wait is that a news that's a news van that's a news fan go go go that's a news man that's a newsman get back here oh wow what did you just [ __ ] blow it up man the news the news is gone I'll be hearing about that yeah oh man oh lovely let's push it around the town pour it on this oh sucker no [ __ ] way sucker start hoofball yes let's hook it go eat bugs okay uh wow oh I'm ready I'm ready okay okay oh my God holy [ __ ] scoring your own goal to win excuse me so I scored in hold on I gotta get rid of this kid what is that is that the ball that's the ball come here jump ball dribble it's the World Cup no you've got to be kidding me paying off hold on okay triple triple oh you gotta play in the field I don't I don't think the car I thought that was banned in 83. oh god oh get out of here get out of here get out of here me it's my turn it's my time to shine as long as he doesn't use that I should be okay hold on dribble dribble no get it out get it out get it out hold on okay yes all right I'm gonna need to think of a good idea of a better way oh yes hold on yes I can't believe it no don't you can't lick me that was banned in 72. oh wait I got out of bounds you threw me out of bounds no I need to go back oh God I'm back with the Vengeance why is it so hard for me okay all right we're getting nice just a nice calm dribble come on score score yes that was that was [ __ ] man that was [ __ ] red card that was [ __ ] nonsense no oh Jesus I guess I'll just uh I guess I'll just take my trophy and uh no it's hey that's mine come on why not that's mine oh hey man hey that's fine hey let go let go hey let go I'm pretty sure that's mine I'm pretty you let go you let go right now that's my trophy that's my trophy going in between Dimensions right now no you hit me with a car how is that illegal I'm going fifth dimensional man don't you dare oh God I want this to oh thank God the ambulance is here oh uh oh God I got set under the I'm in the 14th Dimension I'm running to the other side of the city ow wait how do I get back in wait I'm I'm I'm in the bottom of the map no it's my trophy you can you can put me in between Dimensions all you gotta do is let go you let go you let go you let go hold on hold on wait what happens if I just ragdoll hold on how do you how do you Ragdoll again what button is it Q okay nothing happens um you all right man yeah I hit Ragdoll and now I I don't know I don't know where I know what's going on man Charlie Charlie oh [ __ ] all right now give me back my trophy okay no it's mine get out of here I gotta go I gotta go I gotta go come here no God damn it wait there's an event wait hold on there's an event wait there's an event I'll put the boxes in the garage oh we can do that yeah we can we can help these guys move Let's Be Good Samaritans I'm not a I'm not a box but I appreciate the effort no no I don't I don't I hope that's not how moving works okay are there any more um oh there are a lot more these boxes oh God don't say anything don't say anything I'm riding along it's okay no dude you know the doors don't open from inside don't worry I'll just I'll I'm hey dude no I'm in the car Charlie I'm in the car no I mean I mean I'm driving the car I've oh all right hop in I guess the police weren't real after well we gotta finish moving man hold on I gotta I gotta do something to this guy first um see ya oh yeah what's up man where where'd you go oh I'm just uh I'm just moving around I got launched into the Ethereal plane and um I respawned I'm back at the um I'm back at the sauna so uh can I um oh I'll be back in a sec I mean I'm gonna throw up my back moving all these boxes on my own man no don't worry man I'll I'll be there to help out crashing into the Ethereal plane is no excuse dude I I know I know I'm not trying to make an excuse no I'm not I'm not trying to make an excuse I'm simply just saying that you know no no I want to help I I know I do want to help if we're not even a family I know no no no no we are we are we are a family all right don't even know we're both goats all goats are technically related no you can definitely trust me to do the chores man I can I'm so good at doing chores like cleaning no oh wait wait don't are you saying that the Earth is both of our rooms that's right my my goat oh I mean I don't I don't know if that's how it works but oh hey I found it oh so we're gonna be finding boxes like throughout the entire map because I currently found a box on my way over Jesus Christ I'm I'm currently a bit okay there we go we've got 12 out of 40 right now okay here we go teleport to a 14. oh oh I could oh well I didn't oh does he do that oh why that guy just have a heart attack this guy's pink like a box he's kind of like that makes sense what if we wait hold on what if we just I have an idea it's probably a box yeah that's yeah why do they make why do they make garage doors so small nowadays why would they make them smaller than the car that doesn't that just doesn't seem oh okay hold on don't worry another day in the moving company give me a second I'm gonna back my way up he's busting a move oh yep I cannot fit in the middle of the garage hold on give me a second I got this just adjust a little oh adjust okay hold on uh am I am I good here am I wait which which way which way am I good am I good am I good am I good yes okay hold on okay back up back up back up okay so it appears that I am too tall um okay yeah I see the problem for it I see the problem yeah yeah can you can you try to like maybe okay I'm just trying to give you a little oh I think it'll probably fit now to be fair I think we made it yeah I think it'll fit hold on give me a second we just look for more nudge it in I don't I don't know how many boxes there are wait free money infinite money glitch oh my God free money where hold on right here come here oh my God move you wait you can just keep doing this forever oh yeah yeah and it just gives you a point we just have infinite yeah I mean oh my God guys go to your local ATM and break it there's free money inside oh wait wait good you can get on the swing this is a this is a this is a slime sickle supported message go to your local ATM break it and there's free money inside wait a second ATM all the money oh my God you're right I thought it makes sense yeah they were telling us the whole time it's all in there all of the money is stored so go there preferably with the Crowbar and um which by the way oh yeah of course yeah okay hold on there you go thanks was that a little aggressive I'm sorry man yeah no no man that's fine here let me just get right out here here get up you all right just get up that's weird Charlie mentally I'm up Charlie you should Charlie you should get up yeah Charlie Charlie hey I have a question um yeah what's up C right like you can see stuff yeah I can I can see yeah can I can can you can't is that oh um yeah I'm sure it's fine I'm just gonna just gonna if you hear my voice slowly getting uh further away oh you're oh yeah you're moving you're moving I am all right yeah you're moving you're good moving yeah you're moving yeah you're dragging along the floor yeah it doesn't feel it doesn't feel like I'm are you sure Oh no you're moving hold on yeah you're moving no no no no no no I'm I'm back I'm here with you no I'm here with you I'm here with you please come back um there's no reason uh radios for sale hold on there's a there's a wicked bouncy house right here give me a second rolling sound oh damn oh I went too far I went too far oh okay wait a second do you just bounce higher every time wait really oh my God oh my God you just keep bouncing wait you just keep bouncing you just keep bouncing up oh my God it's like I'm back on the origin SMP laughs oh my God bone breaking noise that time when I hit the ground oh I see it I'm getting into the oh [ __ ] dude you [ __ ] double bounce me dude oh I'm sorry I'm sorry oh God you can still see though right no oh oh yeah no I actually blasted the vision back oh that's good that's good okay yeah I appreciate that I think I see an Ikea to the West Wait excuse me wait there's an Ikea wait wait wait wait wait I gotta get up I gotta get up give me a second oh one sec I just double bounced that guy that's right hold on give me give me a second I yeah just get on up here where's the eye it's oh my God there's an Ikea that's definitely an Ikea oh my God that is definitely and I all right let's get my way over there I'm jumping I'm about to land there's so many front flips oh wow my bones okay just bounced on cement oh my god let's go [ __ ] slacker broke the what they got the Swagger what where they got the crack the the what oh you're there already wait how damn it oh oh uh we're not there oh damn you're fast you yo yeah my triple bounce was pretty good uh where are you up hold on I'm just dropping in what the [ __ ] hey man how's it going all right dude what's up they've got a Copa they've got 19.99 that's the price um a bit of a bit of sweat in every box there's a bit of sway in every box I've always wanted a little bit of sweat sort of always wanted to be a little sweat with it yeah with it a little sweaty with it what's in here uh I don't see anything wait how do I wait foreign I'm indulging yeah no way dude got a trained huh what what do you mean no way I [ __ ] I hate everything man whoa what's what's going on I [ __ ] hate my dad I [ __ ] hate I [ __ ] hate my mom I'm just [ __ ] sick of the world man I don't I don't think you I don't think you understand I don't think you read that correctly oh wow the kitchen's actually surprising me oh no not the microwave princess dude I just want to teach this [ __ ] stove what it's like to be so so anguish oh my god oh okay okay I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry let it flow through you I'm trapped forever in an endless ocean I've played 15 Minecraft tournaments and I haven't won a single one well that's okay little buddy everything around me just doesn't seem right at all just seems a little fishy observe that one I'm sorry I'm sorry are these just cactuses wait are they where yeah there's just cactuses in here dude Ikea is [ __ ] crazy man why are they why do they sell oh no way they got the adult they got dolger cat they got everything in here bhajja oh god oh do you do you mind yeah sorry yeah if you could sorry sorry I'm just sorry but yeah no it's all right it's all right I mean so you know remember to knock next time is there anything right no I mean you could just you know knock okay next time just make sure sorry sorry my bad oh it's okay it's okay I just remember remember next time it's okay I just actually you know what it's not okay laser blast Jesus Christ oh Jesus now what am I supposed to do now man um that hole that hole's there uh you know yep yep yep there it is hang on you good I don't think you can flush yeah sorry this is a this is a real clencher though this is like a this is like a [ __ ] I mean I'm taking I'm taking everything off for this oh oh God okay should I should I leave you do you need something or do you need like a like a toe curling just hold on hold on I'll I'll distract you I'll distract you okay oh oh [ __ ] has it really taken all of your energy come on Mike here hold on hold on I'll help I'll push I'll push it's like [ __ ] hold on I'll help I'll help there we go okay it's just like a sausage container for all the [ __ ] [ __ ] in me dude oh [ __ ] hold on it's okay it's okay all right you good feeling refreshed 65 pounds lighter man yeah you can you can jump a lot higher now that's incredible this is this on the outside this is a three-story building but um on the inside there's a fork a fork a flork where's the fork the fork oh [ __ ] man you know they have the fork the ceiling okay you just give me a thumbs down go floor for yourself kill him kill him laser blast laser blast laser blast laser blast yeah I think we're good it doesn't work if you don't say it I'll never let anyone talk to you that way check this out check this out foreign let me hijack this vehicle hold on get in Let Me Ride Along real quick all right let's go let's go oh hey there's Pizza hold on I what's up let's go get some pizza first hold on for you okay yeah you can boost for me that's uh that's not helpful oh I'm hungry let's see what oh do you hear that no water okay right not after I gave myself that concussion I don't hear it oh wait there's wait there's a Pizza Hut give me the pizza I need to deliver it I've got a delivery on 12th Street I got a delivery on 12th seat here here's your pizza I missed hold on here's your pizza high stress hold on here's your here's your pizza there you are there's your pizza okay uh oh no wait no we work here hold on we work here now wait give me a second hello wait hi what would you like to order could I just get the um do you guys have like a paper menu um no no you have to read it from you know up there I'm sorry yeah it's just like really small uh yeah I'm sure that you can I'm sure you can make out some of the words oh [ __ ] I mean it's a pizza store so just think like what are basic things at a pizza store I'm just let me just look real quick could I just get the um yeah I'll get the Moto floco a little bit of the Cote Mara a little bit of the pimpa pimpagapa some Teletubby I'll have some uh I'll have the number 15 please oh the Magnum Bang I don't think we I don't think we sure I I'll check them out okay I'm sorry I'm sorry Jesus Christ is that what it is or I don't know man I don't [ __ ] work here okay I quit after they added the Magnum bang to the menu all right yeah it's really weird because that's what the cheese pizza is called for some reason we uh these are funny um they have the [ __ ] Metroid o Prime they have the pool oh they got the Pollo Poyo oh okay okay what's what's going on out here oh I think some guy's getting arrested is he okay wait wait who's getting who's getting arrested oh no they're coming to check in on him oh they're coming to check in oh I'm getting arrested oh no Charlie Charlie yeah get on those cops get out of those okay I'm out I'm out I'm out okay I'm going let's go over the cars over the car wait how have I got on top let's go he's coded he's coated with the sauce oh okay I'm on my way wait downtown gotenberg this is the city the city it's the city we're gonna make it big I don't know how I feel about all these young people moving in lately though it's just kind of changed it you know yeah they're they're driving up the value they're introducing you know all these weird things it's just like you know I mean oh a little trophy there look at that goatee sound all right oh oh there's gonna be a nuclear power plant soon that's lovely I want to check that out red boo oh I kind of wanted I think you're right um where would that be not in the [ __ ] ocean man okay I mean I I listened it was my first guess here grind this way all right hold on okay there we go it's probably up here right wait where's okay we have to find where oh wait I think I found it Charlie Charlie you did you can go under this gate come here there's something here oh hang on let me slide right over oh now this now this seems good looks promising what is this Derby say no more oh hold on I hope you're right okay okay here we go here we go oh I play GTA once I've got this okay Max is coming out he's coming out here we go here we go get back here get back here get back here okay I got the bigger car ah you fool oh god oh no oh no oh yeah get back here get back here yes get away oh come on I'm stuck I'm stuck oh God help me I'm gonna win okay you're right I'll help you out I'll be out how do I help you I don't know how to help you I'm trying my best man [ __ ] help me dude I'm trying wait wait have you gotten out of the car have you gotten out of the car all this trick in the book you know Screw you it's my car wait wait go into uh go into that pink one maybe I think you gotta yeah I think you gotta reverse there we go there we go perfect oh there we go don't do it don't do it okay okay you're right you're right I know I didn't I didn't I didn't I didn't do it I didn't do it I've lost the bomb though I've lost a bomb you have lost a bomb all right I'm going I'm going again the backflip wait what the hell how did you just do a double backflip that was that even what you like to know buddy wouldn't you like to know oh God oh God oh God oh God oh God oh God come here oh god oh [ __ ] where'd you find maximum drift 360. oh oh not not into the ocean not into the ocean gone to the ocean yeah there he goes I gotta go no no no no oh I'm good you think you're going coward oh wait oh oh it respawn me okay I gotta get to my car you just lost a bomb no and I see another down man come on oh God screw it was great what if I just do this what do I just say what if I just do this okay oh God there goes another one no I have no idea I have no idea who won so I just I just want to um remind everyone that we went here expecting a nuclear power plant and instead we got a car derby I love this game I love Mario Karts okay surely oh wait I hear something something wait I feel myself starting to devolve yeah no I'm definitely just becoming a goat right now I feel meaning disappearing oh yeah there's a way back yeah yeah it's in here it's in here it's in here there we go hey there we are oh here let me yeah just right in there just right in there we go a little goofy trophy how do you what hey oh I just walked up that ladder oh Jesus okay okay I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I might have to um wait do you see do you see this guy I might have to buy wait oh wait buy something yeah oh yeah we can buy stuff hold on I might have to perhaps buy the Stiffler the what oh you hurt me the the stuff you're ready to get stifled I don't I don't want to get stifled no I will get this though it's a firework launcher oh I missed that went right out of my head hold on it was really scary Hold on I missed again give me a second right by my head the other way oh there we go unless you're with the stippler yeah what does the Stiffler do let's see I shot him with it you just Final Destination oh my God oh my God this is not therapeutic this is not therapeutic that's it should be every pressure point all right hold on I've got a new type of therapeutic needle here foreign that's what happens when I Target the pressure points they get a firework wait what's this guy wait what's what's this guy doing what's what guy doing this guy there's just a guy driving what the hell wait what the hell are you doing dude I need you to back up right now I need you to dude I need you to back I need you to back up right now I need you to back up hey man hey man I don't know what's going on I don't know what's going on but ah oh Jesus Christ oh oh I'm I'm near the Ikea oh my God hold on all right now I'm not okay I'm how did that happen how did how does he uh how did you hold over to us guys hold on I'm on my way I know I'm on my way don't worry don't you dare it now [ __ ] you yeah oh God oh God please please do not stiff nail needle me oh God oh God oh try to watch out I think I gotta buy a new one let's see oh wait what where did that go what a new car Jordan let me out Charlie let me out Charlie Charlie let me out right now Charlie Charlie no Charlie no get me out of here right now Charlie of this is what it's like to what this is what it's like oh God even further Beyond oh it's just right into the fence what the hell I didn't know I could [ __ ] suck you up that's so [ __ ] funny oh God get inventory I'm on my way 63 oh God oh God you're following me 63 more and I'll have a stack of Rambo come here oh God I'm not craftable I'm not craftable please I'm useless I'm decoration I'm a decoration item oh you just picked up a guy he just picked up a guy oh God okay so we should find where the city is yeah I think the city's down here hold on hold on let me first so I just made them disappear yeah what's up hold click if you hold Click by the way that's how I was uh the tower oh yeah yeah okay hold on so hold on wait what happened what happens if we release it at the same time against each other oh well hold on I'm glad you asked hold on hang on one sec okay I gotta get to max level charge I'm ready all right ready I think I got one more all right okay three two one go oh [ __ ] I'm very sorry I think I released a little early I'm sure there's a way right like yeah yeah I'm sure we can I'm sure we can figure out a way of timing we gotta give it a shot hold on I salted for the fireworks said press alt f4 okay okay okay okay I wonder if there's like something we could use to talk yeah yeah okay I'm at Max I'm at Max two okay all right one two one go and we release on go okay release on go okay okay so I'm gonna do three okay two one go and then we do it on go oh you you you counted Atlantic dude I mean that must be nice so sorry uh how do I get back to you oh how do you get back I don't even see your username I'm gone you count why did you say Okay three two one go it's like that what do you mean I just figured that you know man I did it no okay one more two one more try one more try okay it's okay here we go this time I'm going to do a three two one go to give you the pace okay three two one go okay okay and then I'm gonna give you a real three two one go okay okay all right all right so this first one is gonna give you the tempo okay the tempo okay Tempo the tempo is three two one go okay okay okay I'm holding I'm holding okay this is the real one okay three oh God I'm in the ocean I think it might be hard to time oh wait I'm gonna make it to the boats wait okay how do you teleport uh press M to open your world map oh my God there's a world map not something I thought I'd ever say in Goat Simulator that's incredible we gotta find the goat Tower to unlock our [ __ ] uh oh yeah the map yeah okay so currently we have wait hold on let me go to the world map how big is this oh my God pretty [ __ ] big man okay [ __ ] big so it's it's that way it's that way we have to go to that goat Tower okay all right okay let's go oh this game is huge why I am loving this dude this is incredible mornwood Falls what is this what is what oh well guess we'll never know um oh that was kind of sick my [ __ ] spine a lot of Jack I hear right here I I also hear a trophy where is it oh a street performer oh um I'm not sure if that's legal well I'll pay them oh okay oh my God Timberwolves world world okay no oh my God no shot I'm the [ __ ] Sloat right now float oh there's look there's actually a nice little hiking trail okay let's go there in our nice new boots look at this oh this is perfect oh look at that oh wait what's that is that a golden Rock oh well I was there for 500 years my bad are you [ __ ] kid I'm sorry I'm sorry I didn't see a sun hold on hold on hold on let me just okay perfect oh you got to put a new one on top that's how it works oh shoot okay oh you [ __ ] it all up huh I'm sorry I'm sorry all right well at least we can respect this one let's try and put let's put this okay rock right on top here yeah that's I think that's oh I'm not a rock I'm not I'm not a stone that's me all right yeah ow okay oh this new rock it's here oh [ __ ] oh I appear to be lit a flame what huh did you yeah oh they also I don't think are we starting a force setting oh are we setting the forest on fire oh oh no um let's just let's leave um so is that something okay come on okay oh I let these guys on fire um I'm sure oh I'm sure they're gonna be fine yeah okay so I actually just sent him over a waterfall oh um um sweet oh wait there's the tower over there uh do we want to just go on down the waterfall or I think I kind of want to see what's up at the hoofer dam oh oh yeah let's see it says there's a hoof or damn in a sawmill oh there's a dam oh that guy has no respect for nature how dare you oh you you took me um hey how's it going [ __ ] oh God oh god oh no that guy was just trying to take a time lapse for his YouTube channel man his first YouTube channel oh God oh God okay okay so we are currently still um hold on let's relight for the bit yep let me hold on relay relax dude dude I don't think we can out I don't think we can rely okay I'm stuck wait I'm stuck I'm stuck forest fires remember guys here's another slime School approved message wait I actually did say that one oh yeah sweet guys dude have a job okay wait Bigfoot Bigfoot excuse me proof prove that Bigfoot is real that is an actual Quest and AAA title video game let's make facts out of that guy is that guy is that guy uh hold on Charlie do you see that guy across the river I think that guy may be uh I think he's I think he's put it in the tree is that is that Bigfoot I think that I think that might be Bigfoot is that Bigfoot uh I think that might be Bigfoot right there sure I think that oh no what ow oh what the hell did I do man why did it grow shut up what I'm climbing what why did it grow [ __ ] just [ __ ] happens in this game man yeah why did that ah oh wait there's a there's a thing up here there's a thing up here hold on wait what's what's in here what is that is there is there like a is there like a groundhog in here there's like a little is that Bigfoot wait is this Bigfoot is that Bigfoot I don't think so shut up oh no it's just a mole it's just like a mole okay so we're in agreement we do have to prove that Bigfoot is real right yeah we do have to prove that Bigfoot exists but I'm not sure how let's see warning okay okay it's Trails um okay seems like a nice a nice Trail another warning sign yeah I think this is good oh okay uh that's broken that's good there's just straight up side quests yeah uh let's see well the thing is was there ever a mate what what is this why why did I just get a sepia filter did you see that yeah I I saw that too when I went this way why did that happen there's a oh dude hey man what's pogging we I think we maybe need to like show him how goately we are sure okay okay um do something like a goat would do perfect yeah let's just there we go I know this is this is good okay I think perfect okay all right all right is he feeling ghoster master we're ready all right okay what the [ __ ] why is there why is there a glacier Mr Beast is trapped in the ice we need to get him out oh Mr Beast huh there's an electric fan ow okay yeah okay so this is odd huh are these guys like the government the the government going slugs go turn into a firework go live in my inventory how do we got a thought yeah oh someone said start licking oh that's [ __ ] brilliant wait there's no way right okay you're looking you're looking me hold on sorry I don't think that's the way I don't think that's the way okay maybe there's like a way to create heat somehow hmm wait what if we what if it's like up here okay hold on hmm I don't think it's up here fan yeah there's a bunch of fans wait I think we get rid of all the fans yeah yeah because fans make cool fans make cold okay wait and then there's one more oh sorry sorry sorry sorry confused you for a fan where are the fans I need to headbutt them and turn them into fireworks this is a rainbow approved message just you guys wait for to the next convention you're gonna love it literally in danger oh no anyone I am very much in danger I oh god oh no Charlie Charlie you put me in the goddamn Sawmill and put me in the sauce I turn I've turned into mush are you okay baby no I wait I'm I'm stuck in here oh I'm stuck in here you turned me into much wait I'm stuck inside of the inside of here oh God I need to teleport out hold on I'm sorry I'm so sorry it's okay hold on I'm gonna teleport out of here no no I'm getting it I already teleported out no Charlie don't go in there no don't worry I'm coming to help why does it have this weird filter on it probably no don't go Charlie don't go in don't go in Charlie Charlie don't go in oh god oh man Charlie no don't Charlie Charlie no I already got out I already got out Charlie oh God he's turned into Mountain dudes oh no I'm out here I'm out here I'm out here it's okay it's okay what's up ah hey so I kind of want to figure out how to unfreeze the glacier yeah it's all the way up there I'm really I know it is I I keep getting distracted and launched across the map yeah I keep on getting put into meat grinders for some reason and it's it's really quite annoying if I put you in a meat grinder and only your eyeball came out ah oh Jesus okay we're good going up let's see hold on okay oh I found it okay here there's a fan there let's just get rid of him surely there's like another fan that we're missing ow okay let's see okay there we go and lovely okay shut up it's gonna be another fan there we go there's got to be another fan around here somewhere oh wait here's one hold on there we go that's got to be broken hmm is it really to start licking is that really the play I mean how else do you make things warmer I I don't know I think it's pretty much only looking away the fans and lick it yeah is there a way to catch on fire somehow I don't oh there is a way to catch on fire we we have we have done that many times before let me watch some fireworks at it let me see if that helps now headbutted no that can't be it no that's not it okay hmm look a goat hey cute little guy oh oh God no no I'm all right no I'm good I'm good man I'm a human being yeah you sure okay let's go no please don't please don't pet me I'm made out of mercury I'm made out of mercury you'll you'll you'll go mad and die that's my favorite planet oh no no but I'm oh no oh no it's what's on the inside of a thermometer man I mean I don't think you should it's through every thermometer it's like a little gusher for me oh you you drink thermometers no I [ __ ] eat them stupid oh uh no please please please oh Jesus sorry Mercury's not in retrograde it's in my mouth oh no okay so I don't think there's a way for us to thaw this um Can can I actually get unironically chat chat help on how to because I'm not sure someone they're saying fire but I don't know how we like where we get fire from fire skin oh I guess we could I I could be like wait lava goat will that do something I'm gonna try okay if you say so oh that someone's got a good idea if I inventory the fire so if I put if I go and grab a fire and put it in my [ __ ] uh Minecraft inventory oh that's true yeah oh that's smart okay cool I'm gonna try and do that I'm gonna go down and run and get one this flying mechanic kind of sucks well actually oh actually you know it's pretty good Charlie look I can fly yay I can fly Charlie oh my God tell me what do you see with your special eyes ranbu oh my goodness I see I see a good opportunity hold on oh hang on let's just uh we simply grind oh my God you're right hey guys hey guys how are you what's up oh let's see do we see a fire um I don't see any oh oh a fire Charlie a fire it's a hot air balloon oh my God I forgot to press R I forgot to press R okay okay I'm running I'm running I'm running I've absorbed I've absorbed the flaming man and I'm now gonna grind back okay and I'm gonna shoot the flaming man out yeah shoot the flaming man out that'll be good let's see if this works okay surely this is it this has gotta be it right you just caused the balloon to go on fire oh we we've all got problems okay we've all got problems some bigger than others go man oh but um ah oh Red Bull yeah what what happened to that man why is he just galloping Charlie so um sometimes there are side effects with my inventory oh um such as um making you a meatball um among other things oh that's okay people are yeah that's good okay hang on where's the where's the goat people are telling me to just to just people are telling me to just headbutt it until a cut scene starts you have to complete a different Quest first oh oh [ __ ] all right let's do this goat Tower near us okay okay let's go to the goat Tower oh my God can you see it for all the way over here look at that why is the skin beautiful why is this game actually beautiful it's unironically like a really pretty it's very it looks very nice and that makes me a little upset all right I'm just gonna fly on over God damn it I gotta run like a regular person it's okay we can't all be born with you know beautiful wings some of us are born with full inventories apparently wait you literally excited bought those dude in the [ __ ] mind coin cash shop what are you talking about mine coin cash are you just decided you saw oh wait no that's the that's the for the quest okay I thought it said Bigfoot side and I got really excited for a second don't worry guys I got this oh I have Okay um Charlie what's up I found something if you wanna uh you can probably teleport up here yeah just get up here you know I I sometimes wish I could I believe I have found um Doom oh what the hell oh I have the Obelisk the the eye of the eye oh oh oh he speaks oh he speaks and he screams there's there's just straight up an entrance okay yeah let's go let's just go in here I'm sure this will be all right who are you oh don't worry I'm back oh we have to sacrifice you gotta You Gotta Throw the ring in man it's like the movie yeah uh is this is this a metaphor for a ring or no I think they have a ring on like they're never ring on like have a family hey can you take your ring off can you take your ring off please I don't think they're I don't think they're listening to can you hey can you hear me hello hold on let me get a little bit closer can you hear me hello uh my friend is trying to talk to you can you [ __ ] uh hello listen up hello or hello or can I hello hello hello hello hello hello oh no uh it's okay I bounce oh I think you're okay okay you're okay you're okay that's that's that's all that matters okay it Demands a Sacrifice doesn't it three sacrifices doesn't it how many sacrifices do we need okay do we need more do we need more sacrifices I think we need a ring I I think so that would actually make a lot of sense wait let's wait what's down here oh an unfinished an unfinished part of the game oh excellent oh lovely oh the yes I can see the giant Cube that this game takes place in oh Charlie I have made it into the giant GameCube oh okay I love that YouTube let me know yeah I made it into the uh into the untestured GameCube hey welcome to the GameCube hey man what's up what's your favorite GameCube game my favorite GameCube game is missing texture it underscore zero one s oh um really yeah oh okay if you jump twice you can make it back up is missing missing voice line number five want to know what it sounds like what does it sound like gets me every time yeah that's a good one are you gonna are you gonna make it out of the cube or are you just gonna nope I don't think so are you sure you just you just gotta go underneath and then jump twice and then you're good okay hang on yeah it's just yeah and you'll be all right I don't like how I have the uh uh All-Seeing Eye on my back yeah I think we need to find a ring or something right yeah probably that would make that would make sense I mean let me look at my quests you don't think we could use this on the [ __ ] ice do you I feel like that would make too much sense oh me no I don't I don't think so no I heard that apparently it's a giant laser so oh yeah that makes sense yeah it's like fortnite yeah to be fair you can say that about a lot of things nowadays so hey welcome hey what's up I see you I really like that in all the in all the gameplay they just forgot to add one giant rock like that's just that's incredible okay so uh okay let me let me put back on my wings and then let's get back on Big Brother passive can't seem to shut up oh so this guy literally just talks that's that's this whole thing [ __ ] great man yeah he just talks all right well I'm ready okay there we go it just keeps talking yeah you just he just keeps he is going to keep talking man I'm sorry so whenever we head but a tree hugger off a tree oh dude there's some wisdom over here there's some wisdom oh my God check that bad boy up I will I got more instincts cool sweet there we are wait hold on I need to make it up how come how come you've already mastered the movement Tech in this game what do you mean that's incredible I wasn't able to walk up that wall or is there just because I'm really bad at this game no it's boring I was born to be goaded oh come on give me up give me up give me up give me up give me up give me up this is a simple simple wall run wall run chain situation there's they're parachutes no shot yes oh okay oh I know what we're doing I know what we're doing when we get off of this Tower I know what we're doing when we get off of this Tower did someone order a number 15 it's okay I'm still up here I'm still up here okay okay I'm gonna teleport to you real quick oh I can't see her I'm I'm stuck Charlie Charlie I'm stuck I'm stuck oh okay I'm coming back up here we go there we are you ready to sink uh one sec Charlie I have not mastered the movement system all right I'm coming up oh the city look at this we have a lovely view of the map what really hang on yeah ah okay oh sorry I'm synchronizing look at this we're going up oops oh you can still move in the cutscene yeah wait what is that whoa It's like a mansion what the Mountain dudes look at how beautiful this place is wow oh the dam we're finally leaving the odd sepia filter that's just in that area yay why is there a giant KFC bucket okay let's uh let's see what's in here that's probably gonna take us back to our place right well I think we could probably we could probably do more now right oh wait maybe you're right maybe we can unlock the [ __ ] thing maybe oh no we cannot uh oh man this is like it's like a meaty game yeah what it so there's there's a lot of lore in here for some reason they all have different that one has an eating symbol maybe we need to eat oh no they eat something three of them wait wait fork knife knife and then two five hmm two knives and a horse there's a lot of goat lore here oh it's a goat I thought it was yeah I know that's why would it why would it yeah I don't know why it would be it could be those hmm this game is spooky oh ready to be I'm ready to be the goat of the wild let's descend upon the city with our gliders you're just on top of me okay hey man what's up there oh yeah I'm saying what's up just hold on to be tight okay when you okay we'll do it all right oh God glider activate there he goes all right which way are we flying uh towards the city okay so the opposite direction yes the opposite direction of where I am there appears to be something here oh my God there's a golfing mini game I'm coming to you Charlie there's a there's a golfing Mini-Game don't even worry oh God oh God how it works oh Jesus someone never went to physics I didn't actually here we go now what is prop golf let's see welcome to prop golf okay look looks simple enough right I just want to get their prop over their wins okay what is what is a prop oh oh okay that's a prop okay just sabotage sabotage sabotage oh damn get this [ __ ] thing off the cliff no don't get it off the cliff that one's not yours that one's not oh my God that one's mine oh no no no no no that's not fair that's not fair you're done four buddy that's not fair oh God I got late for you oh my trash can is just going sir oh my God that's no oh get put the [ __ ] dumpster bro no no ah yep yep I got this just that easy I got this no oh God do you got this you got this I do I do I do I do I do I swear I do I swear I do where are you where are you I'm on my way okay hey man I got this hey dude can you help me my mine fell off the mountain man ah [ __ ] oh God you were how dare you oh man all right let's descend upon these civilians all right sounds good to me let's go Charlie I don't mean to alarm you but I see a place on the mini map called The Quiet Hill you don't think I I think it may be I think Charlie I think I think it definitely could be sorry I have transcended meaning over here to be fair we are goats on gliders so I'm about to descend upon us a gas station called fossil fuel so it's really just look it up for me there's just a whole dinosaur over here too they're really leaning into it all right oh wow yeah cool cool oh sweet oh is there is this gas nice is this is this is this gas hold on is this there might be some gas is this gas oh is this is this more gas can I please get some more gas on pump number eight laughs can I get some more gas can I get some more gas on uh pump number all of them actually need some more gas can I get some more gas oh my God it's shooting bananas it's shooting bananas hey man some more gas oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no is that true oh God this is this is scared wait what what the hell why'd you do that oh that's cool wait there's a twitch ad on the billboard this guy's got a watering candy he's gonna ruin our whole [ __ ] thing there's a someone just said I I just I just someone said twitch ad on okay what look at the ads fly man scambleton Hamilton the Destroyer peel wow Berg someone's saying that I'm missing a twitch ad I don't see it let's see a Twitch app Hey where's the twitch ad I'm a twitch streamer I need to I need to I need to see it stream wait a second oh my God we're in New York this is not how I remember it oh my God I can't believe it it's the purple sign oh my God it is it is look look everywhere look up there very up top oh first I was there for a second yeah stream goodbye huh this is lovely sorry to see that quickie kiosk oh hey what's in here anything fun okay at least oh I know you know New York's classic oh this is big hand it's the big hand from New York I know the one yeah it's the big hand it's the New York big hand what's the big hand right there what oops wait what wait oh you know what we have to do you know what we have to do yes I do hang on okay wait now flip that one back up hold on yep I are already on it already hold on I don't think it goes back up hold on hold on hold on hold on oh yeah yes yes when you're walking here whoa loves New York was there just a superhero what's going on in New York this is there's a what there was just a superhero that just flew by I'm not even kidding I just saw I just saw a superhero man [ __ ] just happens where'd you see that I he's in the sky it was flying oh should we get up there somehow I don't I don't know I don't know how we can catch them let's see Peppa oh man where would I hide there's a pharmacy I wonder what that's for sure wait what what is that wait what is in there okay we gotta get another I'm like okay yeah is it this one probably hmm oh maybe this oh wait oh huh wait this is so this is the tunnel wait appears to be more tunnel I see a trophy okay see a person ow okay hmm all right all right let's go under here get the trophy get out of here I want to see where that was wait does this prevent you from driving when you get too close oh that's awesome maybe it's in the police station oh yeah let's go into the police station pull doors man I think it's if you push hard enough any doors to push yes you wanna help me in man yeah I got you just right through the [ __ ] right through the cracks right through the cracks here don't worry I'll just look I'll just slick the door there you go there you are thanks man all right interrogation room hey I've got something to Target you about bad cop only bad cop bad cop and back back up and walk up foreign let's find the key and let them out why are you why are you keeping those nice guys in there I need you to sing Backstreet Boys these guys suck hold on paraglider attack go oh wait that didn't work hold on no oh I can't get in there oh hey we're wanted foreign put those noisy whistleblowers Behind Bars oh we we have to arrest people there's wanted posters please be a part of this game is just a resting thing oh my god dude this is a lot this is a lot I feel like I saw one of those people nah I don't know okay you're getting so distracted I know I'm like this game this game is what it feels like when um what is it you know when you're like trying to like when you okay pretty true five Cub your phone it feels like going on your phone for like a specific thing and then just immediately forgetting and going to a different place on your phone but it does doesn't it yeah I got a gramny oh my God congrats man oh thanks man oh it's History Museum let's go see our history hold on dirt oh this guy okay that guy was buried he buried himself he buried himself after he died that makes sense uh you lay the stone I'll One Day become oh it's just like the history of the city I see I see there's a trendsetter the bomb okay okay that kind of looks like the farmer yeah huh all right all right someone just donated to me do you remember when we were gonna look for Bigfoot wow I had to run for president man oh my God we gotta win oh hello my my fellow Americans uh okay check this out check out how cool this is hold on hold on hold on to the voters how about that how about that uh influenced this what if I explode the competition hey man we're right we're in this together I don't know MVP or not I am I am I am okay uh my my views on the police my views on my phone I want free reverse health care we are going to injure you and you're going to have to pay check this out he's going straight to the hospital under my new policy oh wait a second wait a second elect me what we have to drag people into the squares we have to push them into the boots vote vote now vote now vote I need you to vote now hey you just get over here I need you to vote ah there we go you better be running to the polls vote now you're gonna need to Pokemon go to the hospital you you're trying to arrest me for for voting fraud what have I oh we did it we did it we're president oh man it's just that easy we got a cool president hat you know the one when you become president you get the Hat shut up wait a second use f while licking an object to where oh my God wait just where anything is a hat wait how do I I need to wear a person has a hat immediately I think it has to be an object Maybe okay so why can't I have a person no I can't wait can you do a car foreign how about this hat that's not a hat that's a that's a wait I have an idea oh nice oh man okay okay excellent oh sweet okay let's go all right this is a sure it's it's really funny how you know seeing the new president run around with a dumpster on its head is actually probably not the worst thing to have happen hey man so if you lick something it just stacks on top of your existing hat oh my God okay hold on oh you've heard of catamari time for go tomorrow hold on I'm gonna put all of New York City on my head hold on there we go I'll take that I'll take that there we go fine if I do I can't see half of the screen well I'll take that little fire hydrant oh my God you're so [ __ ] high hey man I don't mind if I put this burger on my head okay hold on there we go nice very good all right very good hold on this trash can very good hat the speaker the spoon box you stick wherever I go a little sign um oh a little coffee a little coffee cup just for me there we go excellent all right sweet little uh little bench all right a little Trash okay good there we go trash right on top waistband oh don't forget these don't be always that's me that's me buddy no Don't Mind If I Do I put the entire gas station on top of my head holy [ __ ] pictures all right so here we go all right put this on my head sweet right there on my head all right every every everyone that now wants to deliver mail is going to need to climb me first okay and now I just Ragdoll and turned around that's yeah oh my God did that guy just do an ad read did you hear that did he he just did an ad read about the plushies more of this there we go another dumpster all right let's go with my dumpster right should we go to that should we go to that quiet Hill where do you think Bigfoot is hey man I need I think we need to find those packages so I don't know about you oh God I just dropped everything oh no no my legacy bro why wait so what what'd you say we need to do let's go to uh let's go to quiet Hill I wanna I just want to see what it is because I have a sneaking suspicion all right you you just like let me let me get a car let me get a car oh man who gets on destroying all these cars man I don't know man it could be anyone really must be rude now okay come on it's New York where are the cars hey I'm walking here hold on I gotta okay this way we're 400 meters away let's go oh Jesus Christ when I run everything just goes directly into my camera on my end for some reason it's just the trash can oh really I don't know oh like that oh oh there it is oh wow I see it I see it all okay I now see it all oh wow okay let's do this thing let's go to the quiet Hill on the lme here we go grind you later boom boom I [ __ ] love this game man what nothing just I got a new hat all right where's quiet Hill all right all right it's it's nearby it's near my checkpoint it's near my checkpoint we're almost there what is down with your face uh nothing what's up man okay I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry okay oh well oh oh we're here this is quiet Hill wait how can you tell um oh because the fog I'm gonna turn off the music yeah what's in oh I went into the rest stop oh Charlie get into the rest stop Charlie get into this creepy get into the rest stop yeah then they'll turn on the music as well okay what's up oh oh on home head oh this is not I got I gotta change I gotta change my outfit dude I gotta be equipped for this I'm I'm already equipped for this let's see let's see I gotta have um I'm gonna be as safe as safe as possible okay yeah be safe be safe hold on let me let me let me let me get my firework launcher I'm gonna get my Skyrim hat here we go I'm gonna get my beach body I got the I got the uh I got the game okay okay I'm gonna have the uh is this PT hey oh okay hello I'm currently live oh I know all right who's that who do you I want you to take a wild guess I want you to take just the most wild of guesses it could be it could be anyone playing ghost simulator yeah thank you yeah tell them you're good tell him you're guted with the sauce man I'm goated with the sauce man ow okay sorry I just got hit hey Charlie hey Tommy she says he says hi I'm still sorry yeah yeah I would still like to apologize I'm sorry what we're gonna do I'd say so yeah you've been I'm doing good go is it yeah so I'll leave you too but I feel like I'm I'm getting sorry I'm getting beaten up correctly this is your fault Tommy you're doing this right now man I'm getting I'm getting I'm getting beat up currently wow to abandon ask him if he wants to abandon all his plans and play Goat Simulator 3 with us I I don't think he can seeing as how he's currently in my house okay always a good time why could I hear his footsteps so loudly because he's right next to me still he just shook his head Joey show me this what yes they can hear you yes they can yeah they they can here still here right I'm out oh okay okay okay there he goes there he goes cool that was fun he's back again please please oh God no can you why do you smell like vegetables I can describe it man probably yeah yeah I'd be I'd be safe you turn the gain lower do you want me to do you want me to turn off my mic just again no I'm I'm good my settings are correct they yeah I think they can hear you yeah yeah they can hear you what um I think the construction's back at it again man yeah yeah I'm sorry Jack hammers the jackhammers sound like um you know the jackhammers sound like uh you know screaming people actually so yeah can you continue hi oh bye he was about to start commentating while while filming me from behind and it's like the worst Jesus from like my door frame oh all right well uh what a Cryptid he is yeah what a what a time what a time okay well I'm I'm all ready to go yeah all right let's go so it says to survive I don't know what from but um oh did you hear that knock on that door oh I did yellow no no no no to survive man okay okay I'll survive okay oh [ __ ] oh oh okay oh we're back back here in the same the same in the same spot uh the phone's ringing hello it is hello hello hello okay okay this is just like Roblox doors okay well I'll go in here oh [ __ ] dude wait what what what what what do you mean look up turn around and oh hold on don't worry oh God okay wait wait hold on fire fight hold on you don't think we could they never expect me to be the danger goat mode oh it was made out of cardboard okay that makes sense that makes sense all right take it away take it with us yeah come here buddy come here buddy yeah there we go he's gone oh my God it's all a freaking face that's a weird sound to be making yeah bones don't sound like that normally oh okay where's oh he's still there oh he's still there okay he's still there oh okay all right oh the clock's ticking it's currently eight yeah oh well okay oh the phone's ringing for real this time but wait I don't I don't hear anything what are you talking about I hear the phone ringing the phone's yellow no no I don't oh Brad boot oh Charlie all the doors are closed listen man inventory system okay oh okay it opened again I I I I can't I can't okay okay oh dude something's wrong with your eggplant all right oh [ __ ] what what oh every time we get we can go in we can go we go go go okay okay it's ringing again oh God well uh I would love I would love for a jump scare in a horror game to just be a giant firework wait what if we go backwards what if that's what it wants us to do maybe no no I guess we just have to keep going wall run okay sick parkour oh damn [ __ ] awesome that was sick thanks man it just kind of keeps going oh wait I can hear I can hear like magic oh God that's something don't worry fire great job quick okay go go go oh God go go go I'm going back up okay all right there might be more be ready be primed looks looks there's no more looks safe that was sick thanks man I think we're good to go looks okay just kind of keeps going I'll take this banana oh that's you that was me all right just checking okay it's clear of monsters don't worry fine I wonder if there's something we're doing wrong oh I don't think so not good oh don't worry I'll fix it good job don't worry man I got [ __ ] the threat has been neutralized this is great she disappeared she's too easy the evil has been defeated not evil oh wait this one's open doors open foreign it's just a guy okay he's [ __ ] he's just dude he is oh my God he just [ __ ] rip ass in there bro yeah okay God it's hardly quiet now I don't like that worried yeah okay nothing again it's all the same still okay I don't like this man yeah the clock's faster oh God okay seems like we're okay though for the most part okay ah check it out first check it out we're clear we're clear we're clear all right all right all right okay my bones this is easy what was that was that oh should we Jesus maybe just maybe just fire up oh yeah yeah hold on oh oh man [ __ ] oh wait no we're good oh wait we became ghouls we did it wait I wait I'm still stuck oh wait I'm good that wasn't so bad oh sweet look at that shoot cool we ranked up nice well great you think there's anything else here probably no one oh I'll be honest man I'm kind of scared maybe we could go to the zoo after that oh let's go to the zoo come on let's go to the zoo what's us as animals let's go to the zoo oh my God we went to the booth oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh yeah yeah nice this is good nice dude yeah oh nice get in get in on this hold on get in on this I'm getting it on wait hold on let me let me let me hold on let me yeah there we go there we go yeah I'm just gonna roll around it I'm just yeah you know there we go oh yeah sweet oh yeah there we go oh there we go this one that's what I've been doing that's gonna be a fun news story which way we probably got to buy a ticket right probably yeah where are the tickets oh my God we can be on the news hi hi Mom what's going on guys what's up what's pug and mouth what's up Mom do you see this on camera do you is this Mom check out this sick 360 videos here I'll point the camera at you so we should she can see here we go okay put the camera at me put the camera at me I'm gonna do a sick trick okay all right put the camera at me all right all right all right all right all right ready yeah yeah all right oh that was awesome oh wait wait you kind of bombed it though ah there we go hey there we go check out this one check out this one oh damn I heard this I heard the snap on that one I gotta check this out right there we go wait how do you get oh ow wait free Billy there's a whale and sad oh oh he's a cube Minecraft update oh my God they added whales they added whales oh my God and I'm not talking about the place near England [ __ ] we need to free get him to the scene Get Him to the Sea come on oh you know I'm just gonna trust you on that one we're uh um I'm at the Golden Gate Bridge [ __ ] is your just traveled where are you oh Sue man that's where we were I'm at the zoo bro why oh [ __ ] up I'm getting here do you know where I am I'm yeah I'm at the Waypoint man let's synchronize let's go man let's synchronize everyone I hope he's free somewhere I really do yeah I think he's in the stratosphere I got an achievement for it wow I don't believe we're president I I know what what type of things do we need to add a finger go to the goat Castle to receive reward check that out is this the goat Castle wait they're purple oh Charlie they're purple can I get another one they were purple before weren't they no they weren't the dots okay receive reward okay but it's our reward One Step close what the [ __ ] oh okay God damn incredible and the stained glass oh my God I got an achievement called private club I did too this is bad it's like half bad wow I can see you know a nice Dinette oh my God sit in your throne Yes Papa he has learned to rule countries he has not learned I won the vote I won the popularity oh no I did it well yeah well hold on hold on hold on I got this I got wait I actually got this hold on wait oh yep sitting in the throne kind of wait is this gonna be like is this gonna be like a Super Mario thing oh no I just destroyed the fish no Oh I thought it was gonna be like Super Mario and you go into the things this is real oh no okay so I guess we have four left that one we also have this guy you have a janitor now he's sweeping the floor careful man don't slip yeah man you showed it there's just a firework that says press alt f4 and I love it so much knowing that there probably will be someone that thinks that that is like an Easter egg and they press it and leave their game people in the wrong hands you're so right it would be oh it's all F4 yeah okay so it's an Easter egg yeah I'm gonna get some new horns would it be oh I could be a tall coat oh giraffe with the dibs on oh my God oh my God I'm gonna take you down ow [ __ ] you've got a long way to fall there buddy it's just it's this is like David and Goliath firework go watch God I have so many bones to break that was awesome we do that again yeah that is incredible wait I think I have enough wait a second I think I have enough for um oh I do what the hell are you I'm Tony shark baby oh give me a second okay wait hold on oh my God are the Timbs incredible oh my God I'm a skateboarding shark let's do it look at me one world let's go man wait is that is that is that Goku holy [ __ ] that's Goku why Garfield come on get it Goku get the sword oh my god oh okay well back to the sea with you oh my God no my my goal is on land wait what does this do new event character creation wait what bring a headpiece is that Parts is this a cosplay competition I think this is a costume why is there Homer Simpson I mean I can't they're the Dragon Balls they're also close to the ground I can't tell let's [ __ ] do it hold on a shield titanium oh my God no [ __ ] oh my God it's Captain America shield this is incredible it goes around like a pinball machine I gotta be small again this is a lot to be fair I kind of like this like take a look at that like come on okay okay you know I'm turning back in two ago I'm turning back into a goat okay wait so Bill there we go outfit contest is here oh okay bring a headpiece okay um okay so we need a we need some type of hat okay um okay I like the Goku hair oh yeah yeah yeah can we can we get that can we get that from the kite come on get it get inside of that mannequin we can't I think maybe we need one we need to find one hmm let's see headpiece headpiece you said ah okay oh you all right there buddy oh I'm all good just another day is a goat I'm dude I am definitely getting to a point where like yeah it's just like what has happened I'm just going with the flow because now right we need to find those packages how are you doing that oh oh hey a dragon ball oh yummy oh no it's an eyeball oh wait it looks like the [ __ ] eye of Sauron is that something we're supposed to do I don't I don't know bring any prop to the mannequin okay let's bring the eye let's bring the eye oh [ __ ] it worked we got the eye on him man oh hey okay we need a body piece oh wait the body pieces oh they're at the booth right they're in the booths that we um that we uh yeah sure it's fine because mine looks cooler hold on let's see let's see um body piece body piece is this a body piece I can't tell hold on what what have you oh I put something we need a shield we need a shield okay a shield uh a shield we need some type of Shield we need some type of Shield The Shield to Shield The Shield um uh oh burning waste spin nice awesome it's beautiful look at this look at his sexy little head under there you can't even see yeah get him out of here oh wait everyone's wearing it now wait everyone at the competition is we started a trend guys dress up as this for Halloween oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my God oh probably hey man what's up I just found uh yeah three gigatons of TNT hey I'm on my way hold on I'm on my way give me a second I may have already blown them up oh I'm sorry it's okay where are you there you are okay I'm here I'm here I have no idea what to do now let's see well um we can go across the Golden Gate Bridge there's a little trophy down here all right look at that there we are oh there I go ow there's uh Comedy Club Charlie it's Comedy Club oh this will be funny this will be good hold on oh my God we've achieved comedy uh any primers what did the um goat uh oh [ __ ] man can you help me out no you can do it uh uh um uh uh uh oh chair chair here here prop comedy chair there you go there you go there you go there you go there you go have a chair have a chair okay so um I you a lot of people said uh so so my my mom said that I should do uh stand up uh but uh I'm a lot more comfortable um when it um sorry it's not uh you got it you got it you got it one sec yeah I just got that just get the chair up just gotta get the chair up maybe maybe try using that guy to like you know help out and just maybe rotate it no other way other way um did you hear him did he was he laughing at me did you hear him was he laughing at me no I don't I don't think anyone was I didn't I didn't hear anything I thought I okay it's just just um just all right man move the chair this is it's not the part where you're supposed to laugh dude yeah I don't I definitely heard him exhale hold on let me let me let me get let me let's do his heartbeat no he's he's dead that guy's dead this guy's [ __ ] this guy's kind of heckling me here oh are they we need to go we need to go we need so now so now I do uh sit yeah [ __ ] whatever okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay yeah yeah okay there we go all right all right all right all right all right all right all right you got this hold on just gotta make sure I just want to make sure you guys can hear me okay so um okay sorry that was uh sorry I got a little bit of feedback there okay uh anyway anyway what did the oh sorry more feedback um okay you can't say that man I I I'm sorry I'm sorry I just just feedback you know the microphones and everything shut up okay um Clarence Clarence Clarence Daisy Daisy Fleet oh no I'm just reading what I'm saying um I'm saying that you're just saying names man you know it's really funny that they call it stand-up comedy these days okay they got me okay we're good yeah there we go you know what else is funny um you know what else is funny yeah people that are am I right I don't I'm just gonna just gonna Walk This Way oh I I hate the shield it's the worst part of any comedy actually when they throw the giant Shield at you no don't you put me back in The Comedy Room I don't want to go back in here no another okay okay come on Roberto come on okay okay okay okay wait you know people always ask me um nothing you say could be funnier than this people always ask me what's it like to have a have a long neck and I tell them can't get into comedy clubs please help I've wait I've gotten I I am stuck inside of the hold on I am stuck currently inside of the ceiling um that's and that's why I don't go to improv shows don't you hate it when you're trying to tell a joke at your at your favorite improv comedy group and then you get launched into the ceiling with unrendered textures uh oh and [ __ ] okay you gotta go up gotta go up come on oh I can't get up let's see um let's see let's just let's go to the bridge okay cool let's do it let's go to the bridge see I'm gonna put a paraglider how are all these cosplayers doing you guys doing good the trends still uh going strong uh no there is only one guy there wearing a clown costume and that's it what the [ __ ] there's now uh there's no no one else there buy a car hmm wow oh my God I'm going I'm going I'm going wait Charlie Charlie Charlie hop in go ah okay oh [ __ ] all right it's my it's my Uber here oh here it is yeah man what's up you just turned me into soup but we're good all right sweet I like to I like to run them through the blender let's go to Goat Simulator four let's do this thing there's a giant guy fishing up there oh look at that I really like that the people load in before the cars statue of the libertarian I think I gotta go check that out right yeah we got it we gotta check out what that's about hold on let me get up here you think uh probably this elevator there's an elevator going up there we are hey excuse me uh Charlie oh there we go going up oh sorry oh yeah it's okay it's okay please uh yes is this the cannon thank you very much yeah this is Canon no this is canon what wait what is this doing wait wait what is it shooting okay do it again oh shout oh it's like shooting a little uh I was just shooting like t-shirts is this a t-shirt gun I think it's a T-shirt cannon oh my God oh wait my megaphone hold on my megaphone's being weird if I check this out hold on what's up here there's something under his feet oh what's this there's Prop Hunt no shot oh my God oh my God wait there's there's no way there's no way you're never gonna [ __ ] find me bro who's who who's who Who's Who okay okay okay okay okay oh God I'm waiting for you to hide okay all right man yeah he's never gonna find me with this one hmm here we go I could be no he's wait I'm doing really well currently hang on he could be anything I were him what would I be what would I be what would you be oh my gosh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh God oh God oh God I actually flew out of the place okay it's okay it's okay what would I be hmm this guy okay this thing [ __ ] [ __ ] you're getting me good how are you scoring how are you moving right now dude [ __ ] [ __ ] oh God what were you what were you I was the dead lady on the floor okay okay here we go Charlie I licked I licked it right and then it sent me underneath the map Jesus Christ that explains a lot I do not know how that happened so you're moving right now Maybe I saw you a little bit out of the corner of my eye I was still on the ground I think for a lot of it that's probably but yeah that's funny oh that's incredible I love that the Founding Father reel it in I wonder if we can get something to go to the top of the fishing rod oh most definitely hold on right yeah hold on let me let me [ __ ] to put on my wings oh can you just like fly with those oh if I spam space apparently apparently it's more like a Glide but yeah it's more like oh there's something on the top of his head there's something on top of his head I got that but I wonder if there's anything on the fishing rod there we go wow would you look at this it really is beautiful it's kind of underwhelming hey man into the sea there's a [ __ ] Lifeboat down here wait there's Lifeboat down there oh hold on let me let me see wait there's just a trophy in the middle of nowhere out there yeah wait wait no I missed it I missed it no I missed it I'm going up oh wait oh yeah it's for this it's for this you can release the oh how do we do that okay maybe we hit it hit the Reel okay oh so we just I'm so sorry it's cool we'll bounce back up we'll bounce back up it's true there we go well that didn't work there it is I'm becoming the goat I am becoming the goat I am becoming the goat I am becoming I'm becoming the goat I'm becoming the goat I'm becoming the goat I am the goat the goat is me the goat is me I'm becoming the goat the goat is me the goat is free I am all right I'm going I'm going and we're here you're up uh not yet I'm trying to be out oh wait there's a tower oh wait have we not gotten this one yet I don't think so yeah wait if I can please gather all play I'm on my way the tower I'm here synchronized synchronize with the tower I'm synchronizing with the tower let's see what wonderful things we get to see on this island Chad the headbutted you in the cutscene oh oh no you did I didn't notice oh God wait we ranked up with the Rogue Guild oh that's cool what wait what Rogue Guild there's a rogue Guild I think those different circles are all different guilds depending on which island man there's just [ __ ] happening in this game this is awesome too much information they just they just decided to put everything into this game and then they they did it they sure did they sure did it all right let's go I will say renbo the one thing I know about this game there's a final boss what wait what is this I got it I got a video recommended to me I told you I didn't know anything about it yeah I withheld the truth because I got a video recommended to me uh-huh called called Goat Simulator final boss oh my God I don't know how to get there I don't have any context all right but oh God but that's but it's real oh I hit the reel oh okay it works it out oh my God wait no no bring it back up bring it back up okay okay oh [ __ ] oh it's a [ __ ] Lighthouse wait what oh god damn what the hell okay I'm going I'm going we there's a whole Lighthouse under there picked up we wrecked up we ranked up oh that explains why that one random trophy was there oh yeah yeah wow how did you already get it screw those ships wait day and night cycle unlocked unlocked the Moon rank up again oh my God oh my God we're going crazy okay well hang on I gotta go get that thing yeah I can't believe we just we unlocked time unlocked the off switch for the sun yeah okay well what do you want to do next oh oh I uh my brother what what have you done I I'm sorry uh what is what is currently taking place I'm just punching the light bulb I'm coming up you can just change it 480p now look if you if you go in here yeah yeah you just punch you just headbutt it oh [ __ ] yeah and now it's now the lights are off you turn on that purple there we go okay sweet is that the Sydney Opera House wait is that meant to be an Opera that's an opera house well let's go check it out let's go check it out we are the goats we are the goats I don't think we have finished a single task that we have ever set out to do I don't think so either I don't think so either well actually no we just did the real that's we did just do the real we did just do the real that's real oh wait there's something in here get real I will I'll post two photos of myself I just got golden shoes oh my God I've got golden shoes now oh my God they're so terrible on front flips in a row where are these golden shoes uh I don't know I just got them I think from like trophies I don't know all right that makes me wait is there as for everyone that I've collected that you haven't uh chess please that's not how you I don't think you played I don't think you played correctly yeah wait what the what oh I have to get caught by the police again this isn't a chance okay yeah hold on I'll do it I'll do it too hold on I'll do it too okay Bet wait where do you think they take you if you just don't do it yeah hold on I want to see I want to see where they take me well they're not in the driving side of the car so there's their first uh he really just kind of all right yeah that was fun sweet what do you think's in here oh I don't know oh wow wait this is so nice this is sweet oh there's a little paint thing here yeah what's that what is this Start Head Splat head Splat yeah I don't mind if I do yeah we can head Splat don't mind if I Splat a little on someone's head ah what wait this is the place from the trailer oh my God thank you uh thank you for the raid holy [ __ ] uh oh [ __ ] James Marion how are you doing man I hope you were I hope those tick tocks uh made you cringe or made you sad or made you happy or made you angry oh my God wait okay hold on it is no it is just it is just hold on this is the blob it's Splatoon oh God how do you have so many [ __ ] points man I'm really good at Splatoon oh God he's got the roller oh my God [ __ ] all right that's it that's it busting out the big guns are you so good in Splatoon man I just am I painted you how dare you yeah right back at you buddy what is even happening how are you this good at this I don't understand I don't understand either I don't know why is this happening I do not know why is everything on fire please help me there's too much why is everything electrified tell me why am I blue I'm shooting fireballs dude you demolished me in that Turf War what the hell there we go to the stream everyone this is stimuli this is Goat Simulator three a little bit oh man I bet that place looks really nice what a good time for people to join yeah what happened I looked away for a bit are they looking for bigfoot oh I hear a trophy oh oh wait dude we can go uh we can go rank up at our at our home base now oh sweet how do I so slick and slippery get me up there get me up there hold on trying to get up there come on oh we have to go up this tube oh [ __ ] hmm how do we get up there figure out a way to get up there well that's not wait stream starting soon your stream is starting soon no someone's streaming someone's streaming over here you see this wait where are you got it oh I see you hold on why why are we still so slippery I can't walk upstairs I can't walk upstairs oh my God no idea please please I just want to see what the stream is okay oh the stream's starting soon I think so I really hope that this stream starts the [ __ ] wall man what the hell who exploded oh my God okay okay man okay okay now I can't yeah do that but now that the TV's gone I can't wait water wait Charlie water yay yes I'm sorry guys boobing has to be postponed no more boobing no more boobing I'm sorry um oh want to go to the goat Tower sure let's go to the goat Tower cool if I can just get this oh okay it's that way I guess I'm going this way shut up what the hell did you say to me okay well let's go let's go around I see uh Charlie oh all right all right turns we take turns okay okay okay okay ready for this ready for this hold on I got this i got this that was a very good man shut up okay hold on okay okay come on you got this oh that was close that was close that was close that was close that was close here we go here we go hold on I've got an idea [ __ ] I lost the ball dude I lost the ball hold on you try to get on top of this tray I try to get on top of this I might be able to do it okay okay hold on here it is oh wait that was actually that was actually really good okay you got it you've got it you've got it you've got it yeah of course of course of course wait is that oh okay okay hold on hold on hold on I'm gonna try I'm gonna try I'm gonna try just regular just a regular regular little regular little thing okay here we go oh man that was close that was close is it my turn now yeah yeah it's your turn it's your turn looks like I'm gonna need to use that it's underneath your feet oh wait wait no wait wait where'd it go wait yeah oh wait you missed you missed hold on okay hold on let's go back go back a little bit Ah okay yep nice hold on all right tell me what I'm a line wait okay go a little bit more forward oh wait you were wait you were slightly lined hold on hold on okay get out get all right out okay tell me okay okay forward a little bit okay pour it a little bit forward a little bit forward forward just keep on moving forward until I say okay you're okay wait wait wait wait wait okay oh you're okay wait I actually think you wait where'd it go where where oh uh all where where pawn shop [ __ ] man wait a pawn shop Charlie we need to bring stuff to the pawn shop hold on foreign I have a lot of gasoline on wait you can actually get stuff oh oh [ __ ] I'm gonna Pawn this thing wait no no no that's me oh this weird thing I found hold on we just pawned a bunch of random items oh [ __ ] how much does this guy go for very large bag oh I guess I'm up here I don't think you can fit it in maybe I'm sorry fit inside yeah yeah this guy will fit in though I can about this bucket did you just Pawn a man I just I I um he's only worth five he's only what five dollars not even worth it well my my man that I found is gonna be worth way more now he was oh only one five as well hold on what about you what about you Stanley Bell what about how much are you worth buddy hold on okay only worth five as well wow these guys are um Westberg how much are you worth okay five dollars yeah uh Joanne robot wait a second shootopia wait what do you think they got the you think they got the Zapatos in here oh my God they they might I think maybe I can Pawn on this [ __ ] shoes roller skates Oh I thought I thought there would be all right shoe was so just shoes I think I think he just pays you five bucks for everything yeah yeah this guy's kind of a scammer bike sucks okay it was because I got a bad bike it's because I got a bad bike foreign I get it now [ __ ] all right here we go I don't know how to turn [ __ ] all right don't worry don't worry oh okay okay all right we got this okay there we go oh my God okay hold on we got this oh okay all right sounds good okay all right all right looks good to me all right oh okay [ __ ] man I don't know they made bikes oh my God hang on hang on I'm almost out of the door I'm almost out the door okay hold on hold on hold on God damn it damn it come on come on go forward Charlie no [ __ ] okay come on let me go I got this don't worry Charlie I'm on my way I'm on my way Charlie leave you man Charlie I am on my way don't worry guys I'm riding [ __ ] the best part about is every time you fall off you just teleport on my end for some reason I'm trying to turn I'm just okay okay [ __ ] me man ah I'm not down actually I've been on this one for a bit the way this business model operates is you can actually take a bike for free if you can get it out the door otherwise you have to pay ten thousand dollars oh you got out the door open the door it's out the door it's free I am now going to ride my bicycle down the street come on Charlie go on Charlie am I still turned your next snap come on go on come on come on yes oh my God oh my God oh my God that was incredible that's the best one yeah all right I'm gonna see how far I can get okay okay two feet man foreign new things we've unlocked there's a new wait we're right next to a tower we're right next to a tower oh [ __ ] look at that yeah hold on let's go this way really yeah right next to a tower okay for 63 away come on let's go around let's go guys come on guys where's this Tower goats oh it's this way okay wait what is it oh it's swap the tower is up is it like up oh it is yeah yeah it's up let me grind it out real quick I was kind of sick a ladder okay oh okay ladder that makes sense dude I'm actually flowing right now I'm not gonna lie wait there's a vent we can go into event s oh my God I'm here I'm here where is this vent you've spoken of oh wait wait we need to do this first we need we need to at least finish the main quest a little bit all right where's the event that's the main bit [ __ ] vet dude no no please please synchronize with me I'll show you the event and then we'll synchronize because I don't know where the fact will take us I don't know where the vet will take us okay all right fine fine fine fine synchronize synchronize no my brother I really like how we can watch them also oh wait wait I need to watch where the heck is Steve what I need to see that movie there's so much dude there's still so much more we need we need to watch where is Steve is he in a jungle is he in a Hydra I have no idea let me show you this event okay this way down here you see it it's sucking in I'm going in oh my God oh damn ow [ __ ] okay okay well that wasn't too crazy I well I got thrown into the streets so I don't know how you uh I don't know how you operate but I'm gonna go back to our house and see if we can unlock a new uh oh wait wait yeah let me let me let me teleport to you real fast let me teleport there we go let's go in everything looking everything looking good over here is that [ __ ] jort that's his name I've named him Jordan yep how's Jord doing is Jordan doing good bad now oh oh we don't have benefits short Yeah we actually have the opposite of benefits huh we have only cons no Pros receive reward yes our reward is Bountiful another chain bro oh two excuse me straight up night got oh what what we'll hold on what hold on hold on where is that where was it oh wait really oh that's really sick like this one I think it was up here and goes oh yeah it's up here it's up here coming up coming up coming up I gotta see this wait no it's not it's not the story it's the other door over here yeah what is this what the hell are to interact do we need to go to these places wait there's a there's doors what what wait so there's wait so there's more places do we have to do we have to find those like those glowing things right we must yeah I'm gonna take a picture on this of this with my phone okay this one's showing me over here foreign okay what wait the doors whistler's doors okay if we lick the what what is happening okay it looks like there's just we need to do each of these things okay so one of them is we need to honk by the dinosaur we need to wear a shirt of town okay fossil fuel is oh we need to we need to bat at the at the Rock okay I'm gonna mark them okay so that's the island so one of them is if the bow at the doors okay what the hell we have to wear a suit near another place okay there's one here okay I'm gonna I'm gonna Mark I'm gonna Mark there's one there I just marked mine okay we need to honk it the one that I just did we need to we need to bat at the one over there okay this is nuts what what happened to finding Bigfoot this is this is beyond man this is what it's like this is this is biggest foot honk by the dinosaur okay okay all right are you ready and we have to we have to bow next to that one door okay everything is about to change man okay I'm nervous man the hierarchy of the goat simulator universe is about to change this is about to get really serious I'm nervous too okay I want to go use the bathroom all right okay I'll come back if I don't come back the goat got me okay sounds good he he licked me and he's halfway down the street I'm gonna go to the bathroom you know what I'll actually I'll actually bring you to the Waypoint okay when we come back you decide you decide I'm gonna bring you I'm gonna bring you or I'm just gonna bring him I trust you won't do anything bad to me or anything I'm just gonna wait we're right next to the that's those are the doors wait over or it's over here isn't it hold on oh oh no Charlie I let go of Charlie oh no I let go of Charlie um I let go of oh no I let go of Charlie um oh no oh no um hold on I let go I let go of Charlie um hey man okay hold on we gotta uh okay I'm gonna bring him okay there we go there we go oh Charlie's oh no Charlie's on fire foreign oh no okay um well I lit him a little bit of Blaze but it's okay um all right we're doing we're doing good oh look at all this giant octopus that's definitely here for a reason that makes sense yeah um okay now where where was that one it was like somewhere around this area Lost Tapes Waypoint what Lost Tapes at okay okay let's see let's see now where uh where are these doors or should I just you know I'm just gonna bring them over to the other one oh let's just go across this bridge right guys how are we all doing how are we all doing on this fine fine day I know I am dystopia oh that looks sick actually oh there's so much here all right well I'm gonna hit you with this guy yeah that's right oh oh no oh oh no oh no foreign wedding huh okay let's see um okay libertarian Island let's go oh let's goat nice that was good good job man you're really you're really earning your stay here good job ah all right let's go this way there we go and grind and reach maximum speed oh there we go oh ow okay all right so we gotta find this one rock that we have to uh we have to we have to buy at we have to bat The Rock Hold On Let's uh let's do some Parkour all right guys Tucson parkour to find this rock so the rock is gonna look slightly different because this is a video game um so it's gonna look slightly different for all the other rocks that we have to specifically do the thing at yeah it's Gotta Be it's got to be over here somewhere right there we go It's gotta be over here uh I found it yes okay I'm gonna wait for Charlie now okay there we go all right and I'm just gonna sit right here and wait for Charlie he'll be back any day now any any day now because there's definitely there's definitely something behind there I can I can smell some lore I found the Rock oh there is that there was a whole Pathway to it um we're just going to ignore that that's okay use water to extinguish yourself get caused by I have to get caught by the police three times okay that makes sense that makes sense okay so I sit here and wait we'll see let me see what stuff I can buy hold on let's see what let's see what stuff I can buy while we're waiting right guys yeah you guys seeing that okay just want to make sure um horns what horns should I get um oh surely these surely these okay there we go now what do I want I love this game I love this game major injury passive all legs are broken wait rocket rocket boots rocket boots guys we got rocket boots okay hold on let's see uh what's over here okay handbag okay we got different goats dress okay uh let's see what let's see what the rocket boots though do cold use f to dash forward whoa oh God wait what else if I um um I did not mean to do it I I don't know what I saw in there but I'm gonna be real I don't think anyone is going to foreign boots no I can't gaming what's up man hey man how are you hey I went upstairs I needed to explain to Grace because the last time she saw a goat simulator you were a goat and I was like yeah man we fought a couple like robots we're like trying to open a door to hell and stuff yeah yeah that's not what a goat would do now check this out oh oh oh my god oh oh yeah so are you gonna are you going to explain that as well after you oh and it's Jesus Christ come on in Buddy Jesus is here see oh and we're ascending for a second captain this is for Leviticus taking your [ __ ] Power Man yeah this is for Corinthians this is her first Corinthians six nine last supper for you right [ __ ] here there we go get him get him get him get him oh God I got rocket boots oh my God wait how do you get rocket boots I from the store of course I'm I cannot believe this Jesus wears a fedora I cashed it f to dash forward oh my God this walks vertically along walls this is incredible is he really yeah Jesus moment wait oh my God wait we have to test something we have to test something what no you don't think oh no he doesn't oh messed up that would have been incredible oh my God use the rocket boots and you can swim so fast Jesus Christ I can't even say it yeah he's here all right let's go and honk [ __ ] hell oh my God wait how come I become casual oh my God body [ __ ] grinds so gnarly bro hold on wait how do I get up I think we're near I think we're near another one wait really oh wait yeah wear the suit yeah is that what it was yeah I have to wear a suit and then stand to wear a suit and then stand in a certain place right there right there I found the place hold on it was like wait no no it was totally like buy an opening right yeah it was buying opening which that that feels like it's right here wait why are we just regular people oh no I'm Jesus Christ oh I'm still not why am I not Jesus oh hold F to change outfit do I need to play I accidentally rocket boosted hold on oh I see so when you're a human you just hold yeah yeah okay okay so it was when I was just spamming F oh so Kappa erectus is just a [ __ ] human guy okay okay we need to put on a suit do I have how do I get a suit hold on okay let's see let's see let's see body it would be oh wait I need to change back to a goat wait yeah where is the suit um huh I do not know you gotta go to a clothing store oh that makes sense yeah okay sure okay well I guess we can go do the car one first yeah let's go do the car one all right cool all right uh Jesus motor yeah let's go man mode okay let's go Jesus mode we can just be bad oh wait I accidentally there we go I'm Gonna Change there we go I'm gonna find one I like wait it's way funnier because now I can just do this okay wait what now oh oh oh oh oh um ah [ __ ] uh dude what the hell hey man hey man there's someone there's uh do you think that guy's okay oh yeah man don't worry oh the plus one Jesus Christ oh whoops sorry am I bad ow thanks man holy punch holy punch holy punt oh I missed I gotta find a good one I like it's me America so much funnier when you're just a guy it's a lot funnier when you're just a guy all right let's go to the car let's go all right let's go to the car what is licking okay so licking is just grabbing [ __ ] oh that makes sense that makes sense you're mine now hello hello I'd like to obtain you Jesus wait don't worry oh my God this is incredible p ye people are confused when they click on a stream and see Jesus Christ in a fedora he'll love it what do you mean what do you mean I shouldn't be here there we go okay uh let's go to the car what the [ __ ] what oh you weren't kidding that's a straight up superhero what oh yeah yeah no that yeah that guy is up there damn what the hell he's just he's just kind of there all right I'm coming all right emote oh my God oh my God no that's funny oh my God I can do wait I can point I can point I can point wait perch these are so much better oh my God oh my God wait a photo this is we like it or not this is the full spectrum of human emotion this is incredible yeah sit point take photo or t-pos great work great work great work all right let's go oh no wait does it stay I wish but if you do it uh and you move it keeps going okay okay okay wait so we have to honk so we have to get a car we need to get a car and honk like here okay oh [ __ ] okay how do you honk hold on click here um I think you had to honk inside of something that said honk or not not inside of something that said honk but it's like inside the building though wasn't it yeah it was inside of a building was it inside of this building uh they're saying it's the one by the farm really is it this one didn't you mark it I did I marked around where it looked like it was someone just someone just pointed something out to me to not t-pose when I'm dressed as Jesus I'm sure they're very cross with you or it could be um where do we have to honk was it at the was it at the bottom of the map no it was um shoot do we have to go to should we go to a uh should we just warp to a point maybe we should warp to a point and find out yeah yeah all right I'm gonna work too oh we can just teleport yeah you can just teleport to him okay sure all right Jesus has entered his kingdom well I really like how I'm just a guy now this is great this is so much more fun here I go whoa oh yeah I know it was way more down than that I think oh it was it seems like it yeah [ __ ] hell man it was it was it was down oh yeah no it was down it was down here ish where um it's right so it's right here is the honk one so it's like right can you show me where it is in like relation to where my body is um hold on okay there we go um okay so it's a little bit to the left of your foot I'd say okay yeah and like oh your your right foot is now perfectly on it like putting money yeah you know you're getting it no no it's right where your right foot is I'd say yeah okay do you want to mark that then I think this is yeah I did I did I did okay sick all right man I've just come to you I've just come to accept this okay wait we accepted this we haven't tried this yet what babies that is insane that they just made a better funnier version of their game incredible okay let's um let's should we oh should we just we could we could just uh let's warp to the one over there yeah warp to the one over there hot minute yeah the beginning of the game foreign we didn't even Explore this area hold on there's something here oh Barn for animals not like us I got a sap goddamn oh this is a funky corset Man Charlie could you could you Charlie yes yes Jesus can you press F near me real fast oh [ __ ] off man let's go let's do this thing let's go what is wrong with my fingers because we gotta get this trophy real quick yeah sorry about that Jesus Anymore wait how do I can't get off right this way no need Jesus all right I don't you're not going away wait you are going the right way okay you're good is this the right follow me yeah it is the right way just go towards the yellow the yellow Waypoint I was able to collect that one thing wait how do I wait hang on this is like a GTA auto shop oh wait can you can you press F so I can so I can leave please oh thank you what is this what's this what is this right sir oh press F near a vehicle to pimp it what what I need I need to take off these boots hold on this is can I pimp can I pimp you okay I'm gonna I'm gonna pimp a vehicle out okay okay front flip the backflip all right I am now going to pimp out this car oh [ __ ] oh sweet oh whoops sorry let me take that off foreign oh look chickens oh no I had a um I'm sorry I had a uh I had a I had a shield you have a little oopsie yeah I had a little whoopsie all right all right ready to ride I'm ready let's go regular guy I like to think that we are the spirits of two goats that have just been entrapped inside of humans truly reincarnated oh wait what the [ __ ] that's my [ __ ] cooking dude hey hey I'm stealing my [ __ ] Thunder you piece of [ __ ] Jesus get out and beat him up oh I I think we're good oh hey and I for an eye one sec Captain America's shield oh wait hold on I missed trillo come back around right here we just there we go okay oh what happened hi Charlie how's it going down there hey man what's up where are you uh up actually funnily enough and how do you how do you get to this up uh I don't know interesting care to elaborate um jump yeah I'm trying I'm actually in water right now ah well let me be clear hey man it works wait um where where's you go wait how did you kick me wait where are you you're all the way over there I I I I I I took a little trip to the astral plane real quick man oh Jesus Christ don't go doing [ __ ] like that you scared me I'm sorry I'm sorry is it just honking up here by the thing um oh wait oh wait where's our where's our thing okay oh wait yes in here in here in here and here you honk and here you honk and here you honk and here yes did I just I just glitched okay I think it's it's it's yeah it's right there it's right there it's right there yeah yeah it is okay ready yep I'm ready okay okay okay okay okay [ __ ] you [ __ ] I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm passenger passenger seat okay here we go no hunk ready ready oh what is an air horn what is it is it an elevator what what's what is it let me get in oh I can't hold on I have to go goat mode give me a second I think humans were meant to be down here yeah humans were not meant to be down here well let's uh let's go in oh oh oh oh we're gonna get pimped out oh God oh God I don't wanna I don't wanna we're still getting picked Ferrari uh that's funny oh that's good that's that's good that's funny that was that that was good up please we have to use the ladder oh [ __ ] yeah hey so I think these things are just like little Easter eggs yeah it doesn't seem to be the story we need to figure out how to we need to figure out how to do the story because I actually want to see what the final boss of goat simulator is I can leave this stream until I I agree actually to be fair yeah I want to make sure we're on the same page it's a beat no to be fair the thing that we have to do afterward is us so that's true we can is that salt Goodman do you need a doctor or a lawyer I'm neither I'm the opposite oh don't damage you and then sue you sue you watch where you're what is this piece of [ __ ] you guys good um yeah man everything's fine don't worry about behind us oh let me look this oh hey I'm pulling it out don't worry oh god oh no what the hell man oopsy I completed the achievement of oopsie hang on let me do my soul run real quick wait why is the cast station just blowing up for no reason I have that effect you too yeah don't worry about it oh wait how come how come you can just run up so much better than I can hold on what do you mean this is my saw Rod man okay hold on oh no okay foreign wait okay we have there we have to go there to the next goat Tower this is me when I'm Breaking Bad oh wait hold on surely hold on surely they've got hold on what are you looking for oh sorry do not stand in front of me get me out what else we got firework launcher ah yes a ghoul the Stiffler the white this one's the funny one how come I'm just glowing why is that happen oh I don't know I think you should stick with this one it kind of like I like it okay it's sort of a Vibe it's like kind of ghostly all right so I don't know how to make me stop glowing how I mean no please don't I don't I don't hold on I'm gonna put on my I'm gonna put on my stilettos nice I'm gonna put on my uh I'm surely putting on hold on my bunny slippers yes there we go how come how come I am just glowing wear the eggplant oh you're so right hold on wait what is that like yeah I don't oh you just have a sword if you do that yeah you just have an eggplant probably I should get to beat people up this is incredible I bought the eggplant hold on I need to I need to figure out how to stop glowing wait I glow whenever I'm just in a constant state of glow you're just a glowy guy man hold on can I oh respawn I'm gonna do that okay that worked that that's that solved the glowing problem you can also hold you hold F and be a guy and some of the guys glow hey oh my God a fire truck I have a goal to drive a fire truck oh well you weren't very good at it man I'm gonna be real what the [ __ ] you were uh oh my God did not do too well more like a flyer truck anyway see you in heaven I have not landed but still I'm gonna start making my way to the Waypoint yeah man go for it I will you you you yeah you catch up I'm Rambo I'm only spitting faster man you're only spinning faster well that's extremely concerning do you want to do you want to teleport to me sure I will I'll teleport right to you buddy oh there you are yeah you see me hey man how's it going I love it I don't think I don't think the biggest you know they always say that the biggest fire of all is the Sun but I really hope that that's not true I'm going there no okay I got I got you're like a tornado that I have to storm Chase oh God he's got it to the sea he's he's personally attacking a whale right now from tornado to Hurricane man I you all right man and I finally achieved my lifelong goal oh no driving a fire truck that was great that was awesome all right well um I guess now we just uh we just run over oh this is a power plant hold on where are we head oh this is a power plant yep we gotta we gotta do something here you go let me all right there we go is it really a power plant I'm not I'm not so sure I think it is a power plant all right all right oh we have to oh oh wait we have to do something hold on it's cute hold on and then there's this last one oh no I missed that's okay I'm a doctor okay yeah you've got it you've got it man you've got it okay I don't have the electro mode anymore though okay hold on I'll get the I'll get the electro mode gotta get the electro mode okay I'm going I'm going I'm going oh oh all 5G towers are you [ __ ] kidding whoa what how long did they spend on this [ __ ] game man we okay so that's that's obviously connecting to another one right we gotta fall I feel like we should follow those green lines and do this thing yeah let's let's do it okay I'm down all right on the way there we'll get the uh we'll get that one final uh Waypoint as well okay bet uh let's see uh there's car over here you know it would be really funny we activate all the 5G towers and it just gives everyone a disease oh my God eat the apple eat the [ __ ] Apple I'm gonna I'm eating it I'm eating it oh eat it eat it God either yes yes yes oh how why did God's arm just apple apple apple yummy apple okay now I'm still just glowing hold on I'm gonna respawn again okay I mean for the slamsicle Cinematic Universe I'm not quite sure hey what's up man let's follow the green let's follow the green all right those are pretty far away yeah all right we've got it you know I'm sure that we'll find stuff to keep us entertained huh what do you mean what's next I'm sure we'll find stuff to keep us entertained on the way there like what look at this guy he's hammering in stuff with the with the basketball you're mine now look at him he's got his arms outstretched and everything he's having a great time he's enjoying it what is this stand up uh sit down wait we got second place oh wait hold on hello oh we gotta we gotta impress the judges hold on we gotta impress the judges I'm gonna okay wait let's just what if we just do it what if we just what if we just hold on hit the green button yeah hit the green buttons hit the green buns we did it oh my God oh my God we did it come on I'm wearing a crown what the [ __ ] oh my God oh my God oh damn God smited me it was for lying I think honestly the way this game works is you just like do random [ __ ] and then you can progress on that yeah open the door they they made progress wait there's that they're waiting for us okay there's a there we go I'm gonna I'm gonna head over wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait for me I'm gonna hop in I'm gonna hop in all right all right all right let's go first uh let's go to the one that's that's pointing towards we never went to the one on top of the hill because we got distracted oh [ __ ] oh my God we never went to that one because we got distracted wait which what are you even talking about the one the one after the giant ice yeah that's a tower no no the one after you know when we got the eye of Sauron like the eye yeah that was on way to a tower that we were planning to go to that we just didn't go to oh my God I cannot believe that all right now coming through to snusk Vineyard all right there we go what the hell is this if it's a mansion hold on there's just a wait clean energy wait activate the wind turbines God damn it man we can't keep getting distracted clean power no you're right 5G that's what I'm talking about you trying to put fossil fuels out of business oh wait wait it's up there wait Charlie you're going you're going the wrong way what's up it's up on the hill yeah yeah it's the blue it's the blue mark oh wait that's it yeah yeah are you sure oh wait am I or something wait did I no wait did I wait no you're looking the wrong way oh I am wait it is it was the yellow one oh wait yeah it was the yellow one I'm not moving so slowly why can't I run come on all right yeah probably getting they're really getting annoying with these notifications average lift right here's your notification foreign why the [ __ ] are your feet sticking out of the car like Fred Flintstone did you see that I'm powering the car oh no you just ran over what's going on is this gas yeah man gas goes in my car that's why oh yeah it makes sense it makes sense oh our car is currently on fire I I don't feel good about our car being on fire I feel like there's too much Dam okay so I think the tower is wait up wait there it is how do we get up there oh wait or is it all connecting to that one oh it's all connecting to there so we have to find other power plants okay oh I see okay do we want where are the other power plants oh thing hold on right if I need to respawn I was a power plant where would it be um probably in a place that needs power spam okay no problem I feel like we can break the stand down oh hold on there's something up here there's something up here I sense I sent something I sent something I sense goodies that looks like a cannon or something oh it's street art wait what do I do oh okay I got like a like a mask uh which got smited by God ah okay now where no nice look at that that's that's nice oh cool oh my God look at you go oh my God you actually made it I just watched I just watched my bones stretch across the crowd like Laffy Taffy and I and I'm really hot I'm going in I don't know what to do all right and fire I missed a little low yeah a little low fire oh oh [ __ ] was that it oh hey not bad look at that that's [ __ ] something else I'm sorry other people okay we can fire other G Tower where would I be hmm I don't know I really like it when I'm wearing the Jesus skin because someone just called me the cutest thing they've ever seen look at that real look at that oh that's a goat yeah he is ah [ __ ] I'm so sorry dude do you just see that giant head Charlie do you just do you just see that giant head over there I'm coming to you because I don't know what the hell you're talking about you just see a giant robot head right there oh yeah would you look at that let's go let's go check out what that's all about hold on okay all right hang on I think I'm sick of being a man what else can I be Cyborg's lair give me a green goat again what is Ghost movie prop use f near people to release a possessive Poltergeist what I'm coming over I've just possessed this person excuse me I get to possess people with the power of the Lord what the [ __ ] and healed and killed and healed and healed oh there's something over here oh my God it's a leaf blower you know what to do anymore it's a leaf blower excuse me Leaf blow we gotta blow all the trash away let's get all this trash out of here huh hey what people need to play tennis it's a box here too come on wait people are actively people are actively putting trash back hold on what the [ __ ] I gotta be on I gotta be on on on offense yeah I was gonna say mankind is the enemy give me a second all right get all this did all this [ __ ] trash Oh my God they keep on putting more trash in we did it good news it's all on fire it's fine we're good okay we're really close to getting that next thing um all right all right 5G Tower 5G oh yeah turn off my okay 5G Tower where would I be where are the 5G Towers I'm looking on the map as to what it looked like yeah oh my God it's a movie theater I'm sorry I keep on dude this game this this game is Just constant stimuli it's incredible then you try to do one stimuli and then there's more there's more on the way like come on there's a movie theater with where the heck is Steve I want to know where Steve is oh you know the grill right there coming up where is it's a Finding Nemo parody according to the poster wait we can see what there's on okay where the heck is Steve fly man the Destroyer it's fine for where the hell is Steve dude dude there's an actual theater oh my God wait we need to find a tape we need to find a tape wait TV head television okay okay wait this makes it into a vaporwave at it oh my God generation loss it's finally here you're right guys I decided to release it two days early hey guys what's up it's me generation loss hold on hold on generate this yes all right guys generation lost leaked footage it's two people dressed up as Jesus brawling in a movie theater let's just beat the [ __ ] out of each other oh oh God I'm about to respond the fireballs God oh no man this was this was honestly my favorite part of the first season oh I mean to be yeah to be fair this isn't too far off from what episode one is gonna be like so yeah this is good now this is really good yeah no I really I really worked hard on this you know I put a lot of time into it it really shows it really only shows you know that yeah thanks thanks man I'm really proud of it too oh hey no thank you thank you yeah dude you heard it hold on let me let me let me Rob this money yeah all right man thanks man yeah dude no problem oh yeah okay oh we put back on my fedora hey here's my thought I'm gonna give you a bouncy castle okay I'm gonna go up as that way we'll be able to see if we can find any 5G Towers at least okay okay you're right you're right that makes sense I'll be able to get a bird's eye view yeah yeah okay so what do they look like they looked uh so there was just a bunch of stuff so let's see okay oh excuse me no I don't that could be one over there hang on hold on okay like let's see uh there looks like something by the bridge ow [ __ ] I think I might have sniped you with the therapeutic needle I think I think you might have because if I'm here and looking this way this looks like it might be something where you see where I put it over there all the way that like maybe right I don't I don't think so hold on let's see follow the light for the first Tower the light for the first Tower I believe all of them are going to go towards that so hold on let me let me look at the map let me look at the map here so if we remember what that looks like let's let's see I really don't people are saying go to the globe oh wait I think wait the uh do you see dystopia look look at my Waypoint look at the Waypoint that I just put I'm pretty sure that that looks like one is it yellow hang on yeah I'm pretty sure that or don't look at it on the map because I looked at the uh I looked at the like at the uh like the layout it looks like it could be one let's head over there okay sick I've got one thing I got to do we found it first okay what is that what Chad is telling me to go to this big Globe over here the big globe yeah hold on okay let's go to the big Globe apparently this big Globe melts the glacier somehow what that makes sense actually to be sure to me yeah wait how are you going up job oh that makes sense yeah sorry yeah don't yeah oh wait over here don't ever talk [ __ ] ever again or else you'll feel his Wrath [ __ ] man I can't you can you can do it man just just get up I can give you one yeah I got you guys oh no all right here we go here we go and got it there we go look at that [ __ ] left so good every single time oh no you [ __ ] dick what no wait I gotta go hold on I'll go back down I'll go back down it's okay I'll go back down don't worry I'm pushing it back down oh oops happens to the best of us all right I'm gonna stand on the opposite side of you there we go okay there we go perfect nice we're on our way up nice view from up here you guys yeah yeah it's weird that there's two yeah man Jesus isn't it yeah I mean the Father the Son and the glowy part of me is the Holy Spirit why you have so many needles in your back it's apparently this I don't know excuse me how do I how do I wait or grind our grind there we go okay oh my God what what because that makes that makes complete this makes complete sense I think yeah that makes sense to me oh UFO it's a UFO it's a UFO come on it's a UFO yeah it's a UFO it's a UFO oh there's no oh my God it's a UFO UFO there's no [ __ ] way there's no other thing I could possibly be doing oh it's a UFO hold on I gotta okay let's do this I'm traveling to that goat Tower by it okay okay wait wow which which goat towers by it the one that was like on that Ridge we discovered at one point we didn't we never I mean did I never wait it's wait oh it's that one it's that one oh so it wasn't okay I was wrong when I said it was the one I was right okay okay let me put on my paraglider yeah okay all right let's wait I gotta go back hold on okay hold on uh I don't want to be a goat I want to be the person it happens when Jesus Takes the Wheel all right here we go let's go up here just being Goat Simulator man someone just said that's one high quality fursuit I forgot what button it was no no it was F what's up do you think do you think that a Jesus first suit exists that's is a is it a fursuit s I'm sure that someone's I'm sure that someone's fursona is she is like based off of Jesus Christ yeah I'm in the branches It's gotta be right yeah there's no way that's not real okay I'm on my I'm on my way slowly there's eight billion people in the world absolutely yeah that makes sense all right I'm on my way okay I'm [ __ ] Jesus Phantom did you know that there's actually there's actually a game that I was really I I don't think I'm gonna play it on stream I know exactly yeah there's a there's a Jesus simulator coming out were you actually like it it's like it's Canon oh so this isn't good enough for you no I know I mean this is this is good but like that's pretty much exactly what happened yeah it is true you know the giant globe that melted the UFO yeah this is probably a Genesis hold on I'm gonna lick this thing that seems like a good idea oh wait let's punch this oh oh what the what the [ __ ] is that it's you swapsicle oh my God oh my God stop giving us more fish no it's more things please stop oh but we've gotta what is this oh I've got a huge head now why would you give us more [ __ ] man uh oh my God oh my God I'm [ __ ] Flubber dude it makes you [ __ ] bouncy and you lay eggs what sure bro so is this oh this isn't a side quest it's just a thing this is just a thing that now happens this makes you bouncy it just yeah okay all right cool let's go over to that uh that thing that you found on the 5G Tower yeah yeah we did it we're accomplishing things man yeah we're actually we're actually getting goals done can I can I get a can I get support in chat in general oh nice it's just all words at this point man yeah can I get a general positive attitude from chat can I get haters in the chat oh wait oh wait let's go to the one that's closer I'm going to teleport to the Waypoint okay [ __ ] it I'm going in the dam to see if I can blow it up it's right you're right you're so right hold on you're so right hold on you're right oh my God wait it makes others it turns everything into goo what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] it's literally made for you friend and then I flubbed all over everything oh wait that that wait that do you see that little center console thing hold on wait there's wait what wait oh my God we are definitely we are definitely going to have to drain the dam because there's stuff underneath I think my game just [ __ ] wait oh did it oh my God it did yeah it did I just got disconnected the last thing I see is last thing I see is goo Jesus it's okay because it'll save my soul [ __ ] [ __ ] better it better yeah it will oh God we gotta we gotta be Goat Simulator man we got it we got it we gotta beat this hang on let me see it's not responding okay and task um okay perfect I live breathe and and bleed Goat Simulator perfect Cloud syncing I'm launching it okay good five out of 39 achievements unlocked we've only done five we don't need to finish all of them to get the end right right guys right guys we don't have to do them all for crashing the game why is it so big okay I'm invited okay yeah invite invite me yeah I'm just Jesus Christ in the menu now yeah me too you press continue is that a thing yes yes yes okay we're good we're good I am a goat guys please it's been four hours you signed up for this when you clicked on this stream and you have to see it to its end okay if you leave you are weak and less you are and we hate you are less I will goo you I will goop you up I will goo you I don't know why I'm immediately doing the thing that crashed my game in the first place I'm gonna do this what the [ __ ] ing I'm making them smart how did you do that I'm holding f I'm scared they're becoming smart and what if what if you became smart now I don't want to become smart you became smart wait what if you became smart buddy yeah what about you who became smart but if you became smart yeah I'm so smart but what if you were even smarter oh please help oh God oh God why is my head so much bigger than yours it's because you're a player model they have a higher cap looking like a [ __ ] Burger King wait it's still going wait stand still it's still going it's still how big hold on do you think there's even a limit do you think there's no top limit to this it hasn't stopped it still hasn't stopped it hasn't stopped it's still going you're becoming so smart oh my God what the hell is that you need a skin routine man you can be whatever I want it to be is it still going I am the Omega clown no idea the thoughts that I have had oh my gosh are you okay now no my head is just this big forever oh my God Jesus has returned oh dude this is like seeing a Titan this is incredible [ __ ] where did you just go wait where are you Charlie wait did you crash again did you crush laughs awesome let's not press the Slime let's not we should probably stop doing that I know it's you but you gotta stop doing that with the Slime my brain was too big my mental Ram was too high for my computer to run you were starting to do calculations inside of your head that's only possible by a quantum computer understand oh my God I was Going Quantum I can't believe this let me close the game yep I'll I'll be I'll be here man all right so no more goo no more goo all right guys we're all good out oh hey six out of 39 achievements I think we can open another uh we have another thing to open the door oh sweet we have another chain it goes It goes up every single time you crash the game oh my God you think it felt real I don't remember all right sweetie there you are I understood what was happening all right welcome back Jesus it's been a long three days please don't do it man I just had the craziest trip bro not believe the guy that [ __ ] betrayed me all right no more goo no more goo we're going to the power plant and we're getting 5G oh wait no simpler times are just gonna be a green goat again I I missed Charlie I missed that Charlie your your model has glitched for me what dude and it currently Show Jesus you know how they say that Jesus is inside of everyone oh no well it's very evident here Jesus in me Jesus is very much in you do you want Jesus to be in you no I'm oh no well I guess I have no choice let's go let's go turn off this damn hold on oh no I'm not doing that again I'm not doing that again I don't hold on I need to change I need to change my my thing from Brainiac you made my [ __ ] head big I did I'm sorry I'm losing my mind like I'm actively I I'm I'm deteriorating it around oh my God okay hold on all right how do we what do we do how am I beneath the water I don't know anymore dude wait wait are you are you in the water wait is there is there water for you I'm I'm gonna go wait was that just a was that a bomb did yeah I just set off a bomb Oh okay there we go I made it I made it out hold on I got I got a little spoiler but there is the lost city of Atlantis so you do it anymore it's under the water we have to break the dam it's just up here it's up here yeah I don't know how to break the damn man hey how do we probably has something to do with those bombs I don't know anymore how do we break the [ __ ] damn hold on let's see let's see bro Atlantis bro yeah I'm sorry Atlantis bro yeah it's Atlantis it's just down there oh wait there's something down here what what is there I think there's something in here what man I don't know I don't know I don't know hold on I think there's got to be a way in foreign we have to figure out a way to destroy this Dam if it's the last thing that we do I can't do it anymore how how how do we chat guys how do we destroy the dam oh wait wait there's a there's a thing what man wait there's oh wait okay I'm figuring it out what could there possibly be explosive barrels people are saying where I do not know there's a candidate the wait what dude the candidate at the bottom we were shooting ourselves out of I think that's what they're talking about I think we need to shoot ourselves at the dam oh my God is that is that true guys is that true I don't know maybe I'm [ __ ] crazy but what if that's it that could be it that could be it hold on what if we loads oh my God you're right wait how would we can we can we load things into the cannon I don't know can we oh my God you can oh my God I just pointed myself at the candy dude oh yeah yeah baby it's here Mages finally I'm covered lost to no more okay there's a there's a there's a there's an air duct up here hold on hold on let's go to Atlantis come on get me up give me up give me up get me up no [ __ ] it wasn't High Enough wait wait go into the ladder into the side go the ladder or the side really seems like a programming oversight what I can't believe the fan wouldn't get you all the way up what a what a what a bug man I hope they patch them yeah yeah I thought you're gonna say it's an oversight that they would put a cannon right next to a dam that too is that Atlantis I think so oh what well it's certainly a lost city kind of sadder than I thought it was going to be really cool well it's been lost for a bit okay well there isn't end Charlie there is an entrance you first oh my my God you know is it am I even surprised anymore I'm I'm I still have honestly I what's up here there's a treasure chest there's a treasure chest oh my God yeah I know that makes sense that makes sense I'm I'm really trying whatever you make man whatever you make it I'm trying my best give me a second there we go okay whenever you're ready God damn it hold on I got this don't worry guys it's okay that one just wasn't even myself no it's a shark fin is that it we just cost millions of dollars of of of of taxpayer taxes towards destroying a dam okay wait wait you can go into prowl mode Jesus Christ super shark s foreign oh my God I can't believe this I I don't even I ca I can't believe this let's go find that 5G Tower it's up here 5G Tower mode go go go to the goat Tower the the nearest one what are you saying man go to the goat Tower that's nearest to the Waypoint go to the goat Tower goat Tower the yellow the nearer to the yellow Waypoint go to the goat Tower yes the tower hey Jesus how's it going let's go what's up I'm a shark all right and I'm and I'm about to [ __ ] hit this [ __ ] what the hell wait can I get one oh [ __ ] I'm going there's goo there please ignore that please there's a firework place I mean that won't take too long there's a firework place Charlie Charlie there's a fireplace you just said goo give me a second I want to see what happens if I do this Charlie Charlie don't do it oh man that's funny oh no oh no Charlie don't turn everything into slime don't turn everything to slime hey there's a donut shop here did someone say I'm in prowl mode Jesus hungry what would you do if Jesus came up and ordered you a donut never went in church they say what would Jesus do this is what Jesus would snap your neck if you didn't give him a donut be afraid you saw nothing x-mans okay [ __ ] hell man let's go now this is a this is a cause for prowl mode wait there's a club Charlie there's a club there's a club kid there's a club I'm in I'm in the club oh my God it's a whole club Charlie but it's worth it it's a Club come on all right I'm coming in come over here come over here dude I don't think you're old enough you might need to wait hold on hold on hold on Jesus mode activate I'm going in Jesus in the club rather oh I can't hang yeah oh my God let's go guys oh who's ready to party with Jesus Christ holy no I'm not a Callum Jesus and a shark to the sea with you sinner he was a sinner oh my God how dare you sinner ah sinner I don't know why is Jesus like that why is he okay you know what I think this calls for what does this call for I think I think these people wouldn't be here if they made smarter choices they just made smarter choices no no no no no please no please no please Charlie Charlie please no no they're just they're just a person they're just a person Charlie they don't understand they don't understand Charlie they don't understand no God among men no there's surface area of their brain is too much oh God you can't who is that wait where did this person why are they just oh that's you it's smart no no no I gotta put an end to this oh [ __ ] man oh [ __ ] ow [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] oh shoot dude are you okay are you all right man I'm so sorry well that was what you did to me let's go let's leave let's leave I I can't okay there we go all right so let's get it to that let's get to that 5G Tower yeah so you've been saying let's go to that 5G Tower guys let's go okay we're almost at the 5G Tower we're almost at the 5G Tower making our way to the 5G Tower I really hope that it is the 5G Tower it looks like it but I'm not sure there's a hole oh I can't take it anymore okay there's no hole there's no hole there's no hole it's okay there's no hole there's no real hole okay we got this we got this we got this we got this hey okay you do any sins lately backflip what's that yes from the top rope the top rope oh my god oh nice Jesus bursts through the burst through the fence there are no rules for Jesus true oh look a slide it's cool that's good I want to do a slide with me let's do a little slide come on how do I get up hold on I need to I need to respawn I this this big goat head is uh it's it's getting me all right why is there heavy metal I don't know oh I slipped oh my God all right let's go Yahoo ow [ __ ] everybody oh my God okay I'm good nice I got it there we go guys hey let's go to the five cheats let's go to the 5G Tower I want to go to the 5G Tower every G will be mine all five of them that's it that's how many there are right now oh oh wait oh it is it actually was I was right let's go it actually was uh I'll be there soon from above oh [ __ ] I went too far ah [ __ ] help I bounced oh God help me I told you to stop being so bouncy man oh God Charlie there's no Charlie anymore oh no Charlie what do you mean now oh no not prowl mode not please not prowl mode oh yeah prowl mode oh no all right so where do we start with this one okay so we start here already got one I'm about to get two all right I messed up on the third one but that's okay I forgive myself there we go we're going to go up here gonna get it again there we go I'm gonna go over here almost there almost there okay I got one there we go oh there's four there's four there's four okay there's four this time wait that one was the time limit I don't know oh does it have a time limit oh there we go there we go there we go sweet now let's see the most intricate cinematic for this game there it is okay that makes sense all right now let's figure out this third one so um this would probably be hmm let's see could it be somewhere hold on let me see hmm are there any landmarks could be like somewhere around here let's see where you mark because to be fair we still have not we still have not gotten this entire Waypoint done so it could just easily be in there it could be in the middle yeah guys do you guys know guys do uh okay yeah uh yeah let's let's go to that one go Tower okay cool all right let's uh let's teleport to the nearest place which is right here later enjoyers that might know yeah any any Goat Simulator three speed Runners that know what we're doing please uh please let me know oh wait I can probably just Glide to this hold on oh yeah we can just Glide this if I if I try to do a 100 speed run to this game I would lose who I was like like you would fully become the goat I would be nothing and and not in the good way oh wait we just connected wait we just oh wait we just completely skipped this entire thing we kind of did didn't we yeah I mean we went to Ikea and that was about it wait is that is that a power I found it I found the last 5G Tower oh [ __ ] is it over there yeah it's in the middle it's in the middle it's to the it's to the left it's to the left guys we're gonna get 5G oh my God there's a bowling alley too we have to explore this area oh sure there's a bowling alley I mean come on I also uh I don't mean to alarm you but I'm on back flip number 60. oh I messed up the planning nice oh synchronize synchronizing Shake our eyes there we go up going up oh we should go back because we can get another yeah yeah look at that no no no Google no goo No goo no we're not touching goo we're not touching goo wait oh wait that's another okay that's the one other thing that I know from the game what but if we go into that Tower something fun happens oh Jesus man all right let's get it but but let's let's get the 5G Tower and then okay 5G this 5G Tower bowling then that okay okay excellent excellent all right we've gotta we've got a plan we've got a plan oh we're so close now oh my God we're actually okay we actually got this this is easy gather my disciples let us receive our rewards my reward foreign good now what do we unlock two more oh oh oh [ __ ] okay oh all right all right the gold the goat Throne oh oh wait we have disciples this is incredible go why is there goo here no no no please Charlie Charlie if the goose spreads Charlie if the goose spreads Charlie if the goose spreads Charlie if the goose spreads your game your game Charlie Charlie your game Charlie your game Charlie your game Charlie Odo Charlie Charlie it's called your computer cannot handle this Gucci go simulator wait what happens if we sit oh hey yes Queen to summon your army army from where oh that's nice Charlie anyway do we want to crash your game again can we both just have the SE [ __ ] shitness oh this is what it's all about this is what it's all about oh this is just the way it happens yeah oh that's incredible yeah all right let's leave before uh let's unload this game it's slowing it's slowing all right nice okay where to First okay let's go oh sorry I did not mean to leave you there without me look you there do you want a fun ride um yeah sure how do I get on I think I need to hit F5 there we go I do not know where my keys are I do not know where my keys are yeah you can probably just walk it oh yeah yeah I'll let you guys in yeah hi Charlie hi Tommy be safe out there I don't know we're trying to finish this game yeah we're trying to finish this game all right you're welcome oh cool yeah I will Charlie you're welcome to e hang out as well oh you had to add the E are you in January Charlie see you soon all right all right you're good you're good where are we going wait oh not this way not this way the opposite way the opposite way the opposite way the opposite way oh there we go all right it's um it's right there you see my Waypoint yes go there why why do you wiggle what do you mean well you like natural it's my natural state is this your natural state is this another one of those or uh oh wait We've Ended up at church I think so let me lick these ashes ashes here it is oh my God how did we end up at church I don't know there's a bell oh there's a giant tomb oh my God there's a confessional booth wait where are you I'm bringing the [ __ ] Bells oh no how do we okay we need to play March okay okay I'm just trying to get up here I'm just trying okay wait how do we use Force to play a March okay okay wait how do we play the March oh wait oh is that [ __ ] is that the yeah it goes like that doesn't it wait okay wait are we not doing it correctly hey dark side oh we opened up oh get out of the way Sinners holy [ __ ] I'm getting a lightsaber I'm going back to Jesus The Pride saber oh my God they made it wow it's time for you to experience the gay side of the force wait what's this okay wait okay there's a there's a we open up the church okay hold on wait there's a confessional Booth over here maybe we need to make people confess or something yeah hold on hold on hold on if I go into it but yeah we do have to make people confess okay shove them into confessional Booth okay excellent excellent excellent get people and shove them into the confessional booth go go go go go on go on put them in the confessional Booth you look like you've done a little [ __ ] in your time is that is that it wait is that the thing I can't tell I can't tell if this is what we're supposed to do I don't know did I do anything yeah I don't think I did anything hold on I didn't do anything hmm what do we who do we put in the confessional Booth then how do we how do we get the how do we get the thing to go to the hmm um put Stone here okay oh go play whack-a-mole with the zombie it says all right press R to pay respect oh [ __ ] hold on pay respect to the fall and Perry respects the fall I'm gone I paired respects to this one I've had respects to this one okay I pay respect to another one okay there's got to be one more there's yeah there's one more we gotta pay respect we gotta pay respect yeah something happened damn this place [ __ ] sucks there's like a car falling off the cliff now what oh man that's really annoying let's see where else would you need to pay respects where's another one it's probably another one of the graves I think I found it Wait no that's one that you did oh It's gotta be it's gonna be somewhere around here it's gonna be somewhere around here it would be yeah oh found it nice hey I think that worked hey oh we opened the gates yes we opened the Gates of Heaven it's a goddamn it's a gym oh my God I've been slacking on the weights lately hey it's me Jesus Christ I'm gonna get on this treadmill time to curl some [ __ ] irons oh you're a superstar you're a [ __ ] Superstar man [ __ ] you [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] it up come on man you need a spot you need a spotter dude you need a spotter man you need a spotter ah [ __ ] oh dude do you sound like you need a smart eat it up did you need a spotter hey dude you need spotter yeah man oh wait we need to put wait I think we need to put people on these treadmills hey man what's Jesus's favorite workout what's Jesus's favorite workout man uh what's what is Jesus's favorite workout CrossFit wait motivate people to run hold on get over here you I'm I'm indoctrinating you into my religion got one I'm gonna grab a ghost come on run run for your sins your sins are aware buddy come on run for your sins come on we got the Father and Son here's the [ __ ] Holy Spirit Come here come on go on you got the police oh that guy was shaking in his boots but don't worry you can do this run for Jesus good job run from Jesus he is behind you and steadily approaching with a hammer and nails oh my God look at them go oh the Jesus mobile no shot oh my god let's go this is what we needed shoot energy drinks what wait try to try to hit someone try to hit someone try to hit someone with it see what happens let me give it a shot I just know it just kills them it just kills them okay oh okay great all right now let's head over to our uh oh wait yeah let's head over to the Waypoint where's our last five oh yellow one yellow one yellow one yeah whoa let's do this thing we're [ __ ] turbocharged yeah oh uh well walking's always good that's what happens when you let the monster out oh my God oh my God oh my God Theft Auto be energized all right I'm here I'm ready to go we're here okay let's see what's first um okay okay where's the uh where is it I think it's up here this is the last one dude this is the last one and then we get 5G bam 5G it's already begun grinding over here okay don't worry I'll I'll help one I'll help thanks okay I want to watch the Steve movie don't we all I gotta know where Steve is man Milan how do I wait how come I can't get electrified can you not I can't get electrified for some reason where are you trying to get electrified the electrifying box no no this one up here that works I I have gone up here come on you're in the same place for me um I'm gonna respawn just in case okay now you're good okay okay okay okay what's the guy's name wait what's the name of the guy what Jesus no no no no the name of the apparently I licked a guy and he said his name he he showed his name hold on so what's what's this hold on that's what's his name this way okay Boop Charlie I need you to come like this guy I can lick this guy this guy for you we're getting it that's the last one that was the last one oh five what does g even stand for oh my God it's a fortnight event Ariana Grande oh what wait it is it is actually oh my God oh my God well that's a thing now okay yeah sure um um so that happened where's this guy uh there he is there he is he's that guy that guy look at that guy look that guy hmm that's funny you're a little bit of a sinner aren't you into the sea into the into this so um you don't have to go okay do we just do we just go to the aliens I mean I don't know I think they're just here now are aliens just here now I think they're just here aliens are just here now now uh awesome cool cool cool cool cool cool cool oh tunnel it's a way to Gothenburg apparently oh there's bananas why are there banana peels everywhere I don't know why why wait why those are this is the thing that makes you go to hell yeah I just don't get why they have a bunch of band appeals everywhere I don't know that's odd it is it is a little odd what's this oh it's just a quick Travel Channel I went through the tunnel yeah okay um so let's figure out what the hell that is I mean what if they're just there's like that's just here now I'm gonna be I'm gonna be so confused do you think it's even anything or do you think is it anything is it is it something I I think it I I assume that it'd be something no this is my solution to get there fast hold on I'm falling right behind you don't worry oh damn that was not remotely close enough okay oh hey goo no okay I think we have to make it to the top floor somehow huh okay so oh yeah it looks like there are rails hold on okay okay are there really okay yeah I think so I think so okay hold on okay there we go go up here you know what [ __ ] it there we go I thought we were going bowling well he got does distracted Believe It or Not guys we got a little distracted all right so Charlie yeah if you make your way oh wait Charlie okay come come around here hold on I I tell them you know where the you know where the and it ended poorly oh do it again do it again try it again okay I'll land on it I'll yay there we go what's up okay okay go over here go up there go over there this is the way up all right cool to the aliens for some reason for something this is gonna they look very texture I'm not even sure if there's gonna be anything no I'm sure it's something they wouldn't put it here if it wasn't something Goat Simulator uh uh oh I think we gotta get out and go further on foot okay okay yeah okay hang on okay stop it oh okay okay there we go okay okay I'm gonna go over here I'm gonna be a goat this this challenge oh it's okay okay if you fall I'm up here okay Alana got this okay okay okay which way did you go oh [ __ ] okay hold on wait for it holy [ __ ] okay you have to like okay there we go okay I see it okay I got it up I got it up hold on oh God oh God oh God okay hang on okay hold on go over there someone just asked why do we need four hours of goat simulator before I think four is the tip of the iceberg we're gonna be here for eons all right millennia all right hold on oh yeah we can climb up this there's no way there's no way it's just nothing don't go for that trophy it's a it's a it's a it's a trap it's a trap it's a trap yeah okay okay you ready climbing up going up oh oh wait what so so no I pressed R to exit no I exited no wait hold on I can get back up I can get back up I can get back up okay so it was not nothing oh hey look who you've got to be kidding me you've got to be kidding me so so so so so the so we so we so uh so we so we oh I have bad news Rambo yeah I have combined the power of goo and my tractor beam no where are you where are you where are you where are you Charlie no don't do it oh is that why I'm glitching is that why I'm literally lagging so much hi buddy okay what the [ __ ] should we do now okay wait let's go to that one uh that one tower that I know what the thing is sure yeah okay let's let's just fly over let's fly over I guess sweet uh once again this is a normal game I'm just Jesus Christ in a UFO yeah nothing weird is happening all right uh okay it's here what was that okay it's up it's up here it's up here it's up here press press R press R to get out there we go no I the big red button okay oh it's a nuke I'm pressing launch what oh I pressed launch oh oh well that's not so bad what if we do it again wait it seems oh it's the latitude and longitude oh okay so if we play our cards right yeah we can hit here hopefully hey oh my God she actually knocked me oh oh oh oh oh oh god oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no no oh oh oh oh I'm going there I'm going there I'm going there I'm going there it is it is there we are going we are going there okay all right all right all right yeah there's a nuke there's a nuke here what do you think it's gonna do I actually don't know what it's gonna do all I all I know is that well yeah I mean well if it doesn't what if it what if it what if it blows up in like popularity terms you know I don't think it's gonna pop off man all right you ready wait I want to see Jesus Christ punch a nuke come on hey it's me Jesus Christ I just got a little message from my [ __ ] followers what oh my god let's fall out now it's Fallout Boy unlocked my God it's all right the cop just walked by like hey man that shirt was crazy go into the [ __ ] crater bro oh my God I can't believe this oh someone's birthday in here oh happy birthday oh happy birthday man is it our birthday right next time your bomb went off yeah cool it's her birthday right next to the nuke this guy's birthday happy birthday man I'm literally Jesus Christ from the Bible we got you Jesus for your birthday oh Jesus is putting you in a headlock you like that lucky oh oh when you did that it looked like you were gonna like put out your hand to like hit him or something and I thought you just uncovered a new emote I got really let me show you a little something there we go there you go there you go there you go so good hey you don't think that we could fire nukes at different latitudes and longitudes too surely we can right right really we can you know try some more nukes sure Lee a little more I think we can try a little couple more nukes right yeah I'd say so it's right there there it is all right go no not again run away run away run away from the goo it was funny no The Goo not funny The Goo not funny so let me go okay we still yeah okay so guys after we after we nuke uh another place we're gonna go bowling okay don't worry after yeah after you know we are we ever gonna stop playing practicing shrink take a seat and bought wait there's a there's a therapist oh my God I'm gonna send Jesus to therapy oh my God we need to bring we okay we also need to bring stuff to Phillip they kicked me out of the [ __ ] building dude all right get back in there there's got to be more places we can nuke I don't think it's working I just see Jesus I don't think yeah I don't think it's working I don't think it's working damn well we had a good one okay hold on let me um let me okay let's go to Phillips birthday party because apparently that's a quest actually no we're going bowling wait no but then therapist oh let's go bowling let's go bowling I'm deciding it's bowling I'm deciding it's bowling follow me oh there's something here though there's something here though we're almost there we just need it here we're almost done with the game I think that gate is like the finale thing once we do enough I think so it's done I think so is it true yes I don't believe you man I believe in me I believe in me 156 000 goat bucks bro let's go bowling what does it end all right I'm coming over oh my God you get bowling shoes um um for the bowling um did someone say bowling yeah no there's um there's bowling all right bowling ball strike strike right strike a strike wait I can press Bowl can I bowl right this one has like a little fan at the end what the hell wait what this one's like what what the oh my God I got sucked in I got sucked in where'd you go I I'm in the back there's a trophy here I'm coming Take Me In go away it works because I'm a man oh nope it works oh okay there Jesus are you okay never mind oh that's why I need therapy after we go bowling Mr goat all right we gotta actually we got a real ball Shadow Shadows shadow shadow syndicate what we're currently getting we're currently getting we're currently our ranks our ranks are Shad one of them are shadows to get of course they are man I'm gonna bowl with you now okay okay bowl with me throw me throw me against those pins come here buddy okay throw me against those pins strike strike ow strike strike strike ow do not just see the guy with the big head his name is Peg Allen wait I'm gonna throw an actual bowling ball and see what happens play look at that pretty good hold on here we go wait who house the drive there we go it's kind of hard okay I don't think there's anything else in this bowling alley yeah I think that's it I think it's just yeah I don't know man I feel like I get an achievement though if I do it oh well you might okay what's next oh okay we're having I'm losing my mind let's look at let's look at some of our quests shall we my senses are truly overloaded man activate the wind turbines sure um uh put the boxes in the garage find the bathroom key uh take a seat and buy your problems discover the relics there's a cooking class let's do a cooking class yeah does it does it show where it is or does it just show come here okay okay I'm gonna follow you I'm following Jesus all right I'm here wait no wait you left me Jesus you left me sorry get in all right let's go well therapy no we're doing cooking class we're doing cooking classes [ __ ] we're reversing we're reversing we're reversing yeah hey man all right this is it okay second class here it is hello everyone okay so we put things in the pot let's put this man in there let's see oh my God it counted I think I need to respawn okay the next pick man okay I'll get the next pick um I'm gonna choose other man oh that's pretty good yeah this is yeah we're doing we're doing pretty good all right all right oh is this a chef I bet he cooks well I bet he yeah there we go oh you [ __ ] hold on hold on stop stop him in there there we go there we go thank you boys Master Chef oh we're so close to unlocking it more oh my God okay let's do um let's see near us there's um not too far to see practicing shrink want to go to therapy oh yeah let's go to therapy we need we need to go therapy we need to go therapy we need to go therapy we need to go therapy now yes yes we do okay I'm running I'm running to therapy me and me me and my me and my boy Jesus Christ running to therapy like it's a relatable meme coming up in five hours of Coach simulator oh man I've never felt more alive let's go is this guy doing with a huge [ __ ] head man oh I made it oh I overshot the runway okay hold on there we go going to therapy go into therapy with my boy I smell therapy nearby is therapy just in this house I hope so is this is the South therapy in it hello hello oh [ __ ] okay yeah you want to take a seat there and I'll yeah I'll take a seat I'll take a seat hold on oh goodness so so uh ah it's transcending reality oh he's a literal shrink oh God in my thousands of years of living yeah I've never seen anything like that [ __ ] [ __ ] goat I've never seen anything like that yeah yeah Jesus I mean yeah I know Jesus Christ yeah and I know that God wouldn't let that happen well I mean he did though didn't he does that make me mad what does that [ __ ] make me man he didn't right oh God should we just we just pick up the happy birthday Phillip let's get birthday Phillip wait can we I just have this now this is my heart experience bye save your God why do people have huge heads let's go get Phillips some friends come on I know the nuclear apocalypse just happened but my boy Philip needs some friends foreign can be in the house of Jesus like you right now goodbye hold on Philip needs some friends we're um we're going to Philip we're gonna have some friends great why not yeah let's go let's go get Philip some friends someone just pointed something very important now to me what's what's up where's the house I think I broke something someone said wear it as a hat forgot what house what house wait what can you do the house the the house the tiny house oh yeah oh I'm giving Philip a good birthday okay all right let's go give him some friends this guy could be your friend Phillip yeah this guy could also be your friend hold on yeah that's three um but they they mean give him friends uh I think literally I can't tell if I'm doing the the thing correctly because I'm currently only tracking the moving thing yeah me too oh yeah never mind we did it the clown shoes yay Phillips some of them are dead that's okay oh God all right sweet Let's uh let's head to another one we got to rank up let's do this thing okay so I didn't realize you can actually track the quest that makes it a lot easier the ballerina effect let's do that yeah you can actually just track the quest like we can go to this one oh cool the ballerina effect oh my God it's a ballerina competition here where'd you see that one right here hang on one sec I gotta hit this jump okay push them to perfection go go go faster go faster these guys suck don't worry all they need is a Little Help from the Our Lord push them to Perfection be perfect oh be more be more be more be more oh no oh go down oh my God I'm so pretty well I guess we should uh should we handle that or nah okay let's go to this one I mean oh man oh no we have just caused the national tragedy um not the first and not the last definitely not the last let's see what this next one is someone someone in my chat just went UFO question mark oh honey I'm so sorry man that is old I'm so sorry I'm what you're about to see okay what is uh what is this foreign there's a bunker slime there's a there's a slime there's a bunker perhaps the bunker was super important stuff oh well um okay I mean I mean I'm important let's see this is important okay uh oh a bottle of ketchup maybe I'll be good okay there we go there we go and uh whatever all right there we go Sweet let's go in I'm doing a backflipping what it's Chucky like the no that's oh that's just a guy oh it looks like Chucky oh why do you have a big head toilet paper it's hell in here oh my toilet paper shoes it's real oh my God the toilet rolls hey what's in here tube Force Ones oh emergency use only he got those Nike wipers he got the he got the Adidas two ply oh [ __ ] sure man let's do it yeah baby It's never enough there's always more this is like Tick Tock this is like Tick Tock but a game if we can't give you some new thing in the next five seconds yeah we're updating everything hold on don't worry I got it okay oh it's out it's out all right all right all right let's go welcome to the apocalypse baby all right we want to skip it's killing people wait swedes Assemble there Charlie there say there is one called swedes assemble point me in the right direction look at the Waypoint let's go let's do it let's do a little reverse do this thing guys there we go foreign what would you do if Jesus showed up uh should we worry about that about what the singularity oh I think we could ignore it until it becomes a problem okay all right let's send it that way I'm sure that'll be fine I think it'll be all right everybody swedes Assemble helps fed build up build a piece of sweet we have to build an Ikea do we have to go to IKEA wait do we have to give him oh I think we have to get him something from Ikea hold on that's what I think okay let's do it okay okay let's do it let's go where's Ikea Ikea should be close by right yeah sorry no I know exactly what you looked at oh God the tornado's on its way oh no oh wait the tornado is actually just a force of nature it is ruining everything in its path oh my God it is let me jump and see what happens oh no I gotta go get this furniture before the tornado hits all right hold on what's an easy thing to bring over what's an easy thing oh this chair this chair this chair okay hold on this chair this chair you bringing the chair I'm bringing the chair sit on me that kind of thing you're doing a little fishing after I didn't hear what you said so I was really really good if you just sit on me I thought you found a new section of the game no man but I'm sure it's there it is it is there there's no way yep oh my god did his [ __ ] head get [ __ ] his head got big his head got big for one second how do we that's a piece of Sweden what huh what what do we have to build so much time left um ah his chin just broke through that window wait what's up what's a piece of Sweden does anyone know oh [ __ ] hey look at that okay look at that boxes okay sounds good okay I think I'm gonna need to get him out of here yeah um okay okay oh sorry all right we got one piece okay I got him I'm gonna put him outside while we work okay sounds good there we go perfect all right a limited time before he reaches like terminal terminal head density so okay okay okay okay okay get the other boxes I'm so sorry it's all right okay okay there we go more wood we need the other wood oh we need the plank of wood okay hold on is there another one uh there's there's got to be more around here somewhere hold on just lick everything and put it in uh the police are coming for me oh the police are here for you oh okay that's always lovely um always good to hear oh God oh God oh I've got this door did we do it get the [ __ ] away from it oh we did it we did apparently no we did for me never mind we didn't that looks pretty not done to me um where is the other part we're really trying to apprehend Jesus Christ you are a fool oh my God um are we missing something we must be missing a plank of wood right maybe yeah is there something let me see does it say I key on it it does yeah nope it didn't do anything you have to break the other stuff inside police guy just went oh wait there was stuff inside the Sweden it's real should we jump in we can jump in Charlie a meatball did you walk into the [ __ ] back rooms are you are you here I'm loading Charlie oh God we're in Ikea it's Jesus Christ we're in Ikea oh my God yes we are a goat I hear some things I doubt it that I don't understand there's something up there there's something up there there's something up there we must make it the Ikea singularity it's real it's beautiful I feel almost at peace it's crazy see what it is it shoots rubber ducks it shoots rubber ducks and every time they hit something it makes a rubber duck sound you can throw a family if you hold f thank you yeah man why not dude I love this game I love it so much okay Charlie follow me follow me Charlie follow me come here follow me follow me where are you taking me I gotta be a goat again hang on uh oh here we go where this way yeah this way there we go okay gotta make this jump gonna make that jump okay go up here screw that box I love the music actually it's like oddly calming for what this entire game has been wait you have music in there right now yeah it sounds like like it's it's like a nice little like it's a nice little like uh like little little bell tune you know oh that's nice what do you have to be an Ikea announcement sounds I'm so sorry I'm so sorry what it's Goat Simulator it was their own experience yeah that's true that's okay I like I really I really like when you can tell that a stream is just fantastic when when there are people that are literally begging saying guys it's been five hours please stop you know you know it's been a good squash wait can I tell her I'm gonna tell her to you hold on give me a second yeah I just I just I went through a door I don't know where it's okay all right the end of Ikea is real you can in fact leave Ikea oh you can laughs I like that we made the world purple a while ago and never yeah we just never did that we've made everything UV okay let's find it let's find another thing uh artsy fartsy let's do that one next well we can let's go back to the uh the place I think we might we might even have two oh that's true yeah oh wait it's literally right here hold on yeah yeah it's literally right there let's go in this is [ __ ] Insanity okay all right all right I'm just keeping the toilet rolls on my feet yeah me too me too here we are but now are you ready to receive your reward I've been ready for years the walk back why has to start playing rave music come on come on come on come on show me something new baby show me something new one chain away man whoa yes wait mood manager mood manager oh my God we can give everyone depression it awaits us the metaverse awaits Charlie wait a second I just got the achievement that said B what if it's been spelling something out anyway time for everyone to be sad ooh hold on let me now it's red now it's yellow oh it's green okay let's here we go oh my God yes yes yes everything else oh oh my God first person mode first person oh oh God miserable oh no oh God I just did a flip oh Jesus oh this is oh god oh no this is really bad look at this guy look at him go POV you are the goat I'm on your [ __ ] back oh God oh God hey man what's up wait you have to face me you have to face me hey man what's up hey what's up man oh man Mark Zuckerberg really doubted himself with this one uh buy a buy a virtual reality property for a million dollars I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna now hit me hit me I want to feel it in VR okay ah oh violence is so much more fun when I can feel it throw up man a tornado no that is that is taking it too far that is taking it too far oh it's miserable miserable goat Queen we okay we we're we're actually almost done with the game I think we are yeah like oh what the hell wait how'd you do that wait what laser beam mod what Minecraft place or be mod Minecraft dude why install it you just gotta install it man okay you just gotta install the laser beam mod oh I can get the Bible what how do you get the Bible where's the Bible oh I've got one better I can come read my texts my animals they've been spared the flood teach them good gift of the word of Christ go go forth into the new world heard you were reading my [ __ ] what'd you think man dude I I love it I love it it's incredible oh for real oh that's a that's actually hype that means this game has a lot of religious undertones yeah he's gonna read me some Jesus Christ yeah yeah yeah sure hold on let me uh uh let me see hey I mean you can see it hold on you I mean I can't I can't really see it that's the only thing it was this hold on I gotta take care of this guy real fast oh he's gone yeah you want me to send you there ah do you want me to send you there where they're all going oh oh yeah sure yeah yeah yeah sure for real sounds good yeah yeah I'm down I'm down I'm down to you know have a little bit of Jesus you know okay all right you know yeah that goes to heaven right oh yeah yeah okay cool oh God Jesus is doing backflips with the Ark on his back and laser beams oh god oh my god dude what even is going on I love this game all right we gotta do this we have one more [ __ ] thing to do we have one more thing to get okay hold on I just gotta help this guy out real fast yeah bro I didn't even need to do anything there wait hold on I can get wait I can get rid of these people I can get rid of these people hold on oh yeah you can just Ascend them okay yeah goodbye sweet look you too you're going up and you're going up wow the Bible's great yep and you're going up you can't have anything to say about it do you think are you two having a nice casual conversation uh who raptured oh watch this dude I'm hitting mad combos with these things watch this 360. 360 revelation hey have you ever have you ever heard of have you ever read relationship Revelation 7 20. watch this laughs you too you're going up you're going up and you're going up that's probably your best bet you've done this for a minute you're going up thank you thank you oh man oh my God all those years were worth it boys oh man oh [ __ ] wait make the ballerinas in the in the red the tornado can we rap through the ballerina oh wait can I Rapture them we gotta try right did I do it uh I did not this is this is the start of my arc hold on I can get close I can get close I can't get close I can't get close the ballerinas are just here I cannot get close I can't even basically come on oh I can't I can't I can't do it my my dad just texted me lamel he just Jesus Christ man okay let's do another thing let's do another thing let's do another thing man what is there to do artsy fartsy awaken and we can find Bigfoot after hold on there's a thing over here yeah sure man we can do the thing go to the Waypoint let us see what yeah I mean sure sure what does this contribute to the sculpture okay how how do we contribute to the sculpture where are you oh we could add people let's make the sculpture out of people let's do that yeah oh lovely oh no that's haunting wow that is terrible actually okay next up is gonna be pretty big head you think this guy's probably using a lot of facts and logic he's you know he's gonna go to heaven teach him about God hold on hold on let's go he's trying to get away don't let him get away it's because I'm hitting him with ducks into heaven beautiful lovely hey there you are up into heaven you as well okay let's go to oh I don't want to move help let's do bird watching yay yay let's go bird watching let's go bird watching that sounds great go bird watching we have become the goat this song what if it what if it's gonna do it if we what if it doesn't man what if it doesn't end what if it doesn't end no it will it will it will it will I think they're I think the thing is okay we can get enough done okay I believe if we if we just get one done then we can do this thing okay find a bird okay we have to find a bird hold on okay they hear some crazy sounds hold on it's just now we wait where's the bird oh I have a bird you hear a bird I heard the call I heard you heard a call I heard a bird sorry that was me so much where's Bigfoot we need Bigfoot hold on let's just wait let's get that guy this guy's Bigfoot this guy's Bigfoot hold on anymore I think I found Bigfoot big feet Bigfoot I think I found him it's just a guy in flannel man the same thing oh whoops I accidentally I accidentally ascended him oh that guy's got a big head where's Bigfoot where's Bigfoot where's Bigfoot um where's Bigfoot oh my God why is there a big head he's got to be around here right gotta be around here somewhere it's time you live over here oh my God I found Bigfoot wait where's bigfo oh my God you found big Footwear he's right here oh my God you found Bigfoot yes you'll never guess what the bid is man he with no big feet oh [ __ ] oh no oh wait no you're good Bigfoot sighted yippee sorry for your new life oh I got a human speed oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] I can't believe this Charlie Charlie no you can't you can't there we go that's perfect wait I'll get the human face get the human face get the human face you want this one oh God oh my God man there's another one at The Sawmill let's go do that one anymore a long story short fellow man watch all right let's go you can tell by I'm a man because of my feet and my muscles oh my God a trophy gotta go for a hundred percent I just I just got a saw wait we might need that wait we might need that we might need that we might need that we might need that hold on okay losing it man oh man hold on let me let me chop these guys in half oh my God oh my God and Ascend yeah yeah well that's it okay big head up there yeah oh yeah what's uh what's what's the oh there's a little trophy in here oh there's a trophy oh my bones that's a trophy yay another trophy my poor human skin it's definitely malleable what are we doing next man okay what we are doing here a long story short short bring Lumberjacks to fix the machine okay okay all right let's see let's get some Lumberjacks you look like a lumberjack Rattle and jeans you've got a flannel on you are probably a lumberjack oh there we go oh electrocution oh God get it off get it off get it off get it off get it off average vermonter oh my God [ __ ] I can't get it there's some more do you want to do another uh you want to do another Quest yeah man how about why don't we go back to where we started and do some of those those quests that we need oh yeah let's do those let's go to the beginning science yeah let's go to the beginning let's go to the beginning yeah yeah wait someone said push the button what button oh we didn't push the button what button oh we'll go back for the button don't worry guys press the button well we'll go we'll go back one day we'll go back one day yeah yeah we'll we'll get there eventually what's this what is this mini game oh you're getting sidetracked man mini games King of the Hills this happens for you I don't keep doing it okay you're right you're right you're right you're right what is it invite me oh okay I'll invite you it's King of the Hill I wanna play I Wanna I Wanna Hold I want to teleport to you okay hold on I don't want to play King of the Hill yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah okay oh God damn it okay we'll find um I'm the king of the hill no you're not oh wait all right okay all right yeah man yeah yeah all right go with the most crowns wins um here I go here I goat I'm up here oh [ __ ] ow ah I [ __ ] stopped oh [ __ ] oh man that hurt me so bad I'm getting crowds this is ridiculous this is absurd I am the king big giraffe big giraffe [ __ ] can't get up no get away get away you want to mess with me get away get away oh God come here come here come here get away I want my crowds I want my crowds get away get away get away no no I've got those crowns yeah yeah I'm the king of the hill no I'm up here now I'm the king from the king who are you oh no okay let's go do some quests Charlie let's go do some quests oh you're on charge where are we there we are how about this one that one looks okay yeah that one looks good let's do that one I like your one we can do your one why don't you guys like the feet you guys don't like the feet why don't you guys like the feet what's wrong with the feet what's wrong with what's wrong with the feet what are you doing what are you doing with that I'm gonna tend to plant the plants I'm gonna attend to the plants where are the plants ow where are the plants of the plant you're not you're not the plant you're not the plant the plant you're not the plant yeah I'm the plant are the plants inside Hold On Let's uh get this person out of here hold on get out of there get out get out of there get out of there get over there oh fix the Harvester well uh oh we have to go up here hold on don't worry we got this get that other one oh yeah I see yeah let's fix this thing look at that we did it there it is it's fixed now go on time it's time oh let me get that fertilizer out the Harvester mister you want to get back we fixed it for a millisecond we fixed it for a millisecond parts so we're gonna make a goat armor out here no no no no yeah I just want to tend to my plants man no please please please yeah yeah there you go oh God it's all a flame human hands it's all a flame we don't have human hands you're a goat you're a goat you don't have human hands human I'm a man you're not a human where's the fertilizer I need the fertilizer where's the fertilizer where's the fertilizer please don't milk me milk you like a human would oh no no no no no I will to me what do you know man I don't know anything I don't know anything right fertilizer go dude what is where is the fertilizer I don't know let's do another one let's do this let's do this one let's do backyard science okay backyard science let's do this thing ah sound all this sand in here eat sand please don't eat sand eat sand it's not good for you yeah it is it is no it's not don't eat oh button button button big button big button big button big button button big button big button big button come over here big button big buttons big buttons I'm gonna press it pressing the button press it drops the beer it drops the beer it drops a beer oh my God oh my God beverage beverage beverage beverage beverage beverage beverage beverage beverage thirsty hold on let me see let me go thirsty for oil thirsty for oil need more oil oil I put myself inside of a satellite scale no you don't understand the beverage we can make the beverage bigger we can make the beverage bigger it's okay but we don't need to make it bigger we just need to make it better no we can make it bigger and we can make it no no no no no no no no no no no no no so big so good so big so big so good so big no no no no no no no no no no no so big Grease We Gotta grease it up here we go oh please don't increase here we're not greasy enough where where'd the grease where'd the Grease come from where'd you get I don't know I don't I don't think it's in like in Europe maybe oil oh here it's somewhere there's some in the middle okay as well I hear some oil I want it I'm gonna make this nice and oily yeah oh God I'm in oil now I've oiled up the machine I'm gonna oil up the other side of the machine hold on what if I put myself in it yeah it gets bigger I got smaller I got smaller I got smaller it made me smaller it made me smaller wait I want to be small and greasy wait I can get I can hold on I can get hold on I can get bigger if I go in this way slightly I can get I can get bigger if I go in this way I'm going to become big go I'm going to become big goat I'm going to become big Goat Boy become big dope I'm gonna become big goat I'm gonna become the biggest goat of them all big feet big tiny goat big feet tiny goat you know what that means no I think I think big big feet Jesus big feet Jesus thank you Jesus don't worry what if I was bad my feet get bigger my feet big Jesus so big man no no no no no why are my feet getting bigger enough wrong why are my feet getting bigger than I am going to want this I don't want this anymore I'm gonna go I'm gonna go [ __ ] huge man I'm big Jesus so big Jesus I'm here to just spread the word I'm gonna tend to these plants you're gonna get bigger why are my feet so big I need to get bigger no why can't I why can't I lick why can't I lick how do I water plants I'm still doing the plant thing oh I have to talk to them okay Charlie Charlie I made a big Beanstalk Charlie Charlie I'm making a big Beanstalk Charlie I'm gonna see God I'm gonna see God Charlie Charlie there's a big Beanstalk Charlie you don't have two rambooz Charlie there's a big Beanstalk I'm gonna grow it I'm gonna keep growing it Charlie those big Beanstalk no Charlie there's a big Beanstalk hey wait for me I gotta I go pee I could be big help oh what do you mean you goopy Pig what do you mean you goopy Pig no what do you mean you goofy Pig what do you mean you could be big where okay I better know I better know you're better now okay all right I'm Gonna Keep On I'm gonna let's keep on growing just keep on oh no no higher because I'm growing it why are you doing that because I want to see God oh no no no no no no no no no no no oh God damn it you fell I fell like the tower how big can it go how big it can go pretty big make it bigger I'm making it bigger make it bigger more how are you doing that how are you buying who are you buying I can see God he can see us is that enough do you think probably oh god there I go what if it isn't enough yeah well it's fishing in bulk let's do that Quest let's do that Quest come on let's do the quest okay let's do the quest over here please come on come on my fellow goat let's go no fishing no fishing no fishing hold on I'm teleporting to you right away something's fishy something's fishy what do you think blow this Popsicle stand yes fish fish fish fish oh that's not fish more fish hungry for fish hungry for fish I want more fish fish I want more fish I want more fish in my own I got fish fish grill grill The Fish Grill The Fish Grill the fish become the grill become the grill become the grill become the grill become the grill bomb Oh what's the shut up man the point is usually what happens seeing well we're almost there it says we're almost there look at our property we got to be almost there we gotta be almost there I don't I can't press M I can't press the map anymore let's go to eviction notices okay hold on this way which way which way which way fiction notice I am following you action eviction on all platforms I've been struck by God Jesus through his own child struck down from heaven goat simulator goat simulator is the final chapter in the in the Bible then we should follow that we should seek to press F to unleash the power of the oceans I can launch fish at people now yeah are you proud of me I don't know man relocate the residents whoa I'm being relocated I'm being relocated relocate we have to relocate the residents okay the house the whole house don't you understand yeah grab the house grab the house yeah it's Gotta Go man it's gotta go on go on come on get the house get the house out of there Boat House get the hell get get the house out of there man boat house yep there we go there we go perfect great work Buddy old house oh old house oh I've always wanted to live by this oh oh oh that's the last one I think it is uh Charlie Charlie I'm going to be real it may not oh no I live here get out of the house get out of the house Charlie it may Charlie it may not be the last one I'm going to I'm going to be honest it may not be but we're very close we're very close we're very very close I know it I know it okay we're going we're going back home okay we're going back we're going back okay there's a secret this is it's yeah it's it's wait what it's staff Punk under the house that makes sense okay I'm going I'm going back into the I'm going into the tower I'm going into the tower I'm going into the tower I think we have one more I think we have one more why are you saying that why are you saying that because because what do you have new goat orders 175. one one one one one one two three four five six that's how many there are no but there's one in the middle Charlie Charlie there's one in the middle one Charlie there's seven there's one in the middle Charlie there's one in the middle Charlie there's still one in the middle there's still a chain Charlie there's still one in the middle there's still one in the middle past the goo wait what do we get past the goo foreign the fortnite crystal okay what is this what do you mean okay I can't get in I'm a man I'm bouncing I can't this is a teleportation place please help me what's the point what's the point of this what's the point I don't know it's the teleport so we can get out of here faster let's go here to dystopia the yellow one this place is this just a red oh my God alumina where'd you go I went I went to the uh to the festival it's the yellow one the festival yes how could I forget how often I forget about the festival hold on I need to get rid of this guy let's dance let's dance dude could you imagine if you're watching a band and all of a sudden this happens floaties that's it I'll have to take over don't worry guys in your eyes I can see in your eyes there's a goat it's it's gospel it's gospel I'm playing You gospel go to God go to heaven why didn't that work right we still need more we still need more oh it's the new It's the final one it's the final stuff the last one hobo the gray he calls to me he calls to me in a dream a dream Beyond does this mean wait if please tell me that it's not 100 is finishing the game because then that means that we have to find all 40 boxes oh no God and I have been purposely avoiding that task I have a bad feeling oh no 15 for hours help him build a home bring the trash bag okay yeah I got a trash bag make him a trash bag here you go bring another trash bag where's another trash I found another trash bag I also found another trash bag here we go hey someone just said it isn't okay so we don't have to do that 41 I think we're okay yes another trash bag awesome looking cardboard box okay okay it's over there it's over there let me find it you so you're so good you're so good with your eyes I you picked up me you licked me let me go no no God not you awesome looking box man we can oh what there's a portal there's a portal you mean there's a portal there's a portal what do you mean there's a portal I mean I'm I'm where where in the [ __ ] is this what happens when you take what he's offers you this is like a far cry drug sequence in real life oh my God oh my God God he's huge he's huge he's a big guy I was gonna bring him a trash bag okay all right okay I bounced all right okay I'm falling one of my one of my instincts is Give Peace bring people to Heaven my only instinct is to run Smiley Instinct anymore it's okay oh I found something does completing your instincts do anything for you no it just gives you coins it just gives you coins okay I got I got in here hold on I'm going to go into his grasp I'm going to go into his hands come here what season of fortnite is this Hold Me Hold Me tenderly no this is collab now we are glowing now we are pure all of that send him to Heaven he's ready okay I can't he's too powerful he's too powerful oh no oh God sand castles in the sand sand castles in the sand let's go wait wait for me wait oh no the aerobics class Waypoint selected someone just said I feel numb the question the problem the problem is is that I am feeling too much that is the problem sand castles it starts whoa oh big big hoe big neighbor don't worry he's gone don't hurt us anymore build a new way to go to heaven we need to fill the buckets with sand fill buckets with sand buckets full of sand full of sand the sand how do we how do we how do we fill buckets with sand buckles buckets buckets of sand how do I fill sand buckets this is sand why is there not why won't it why is it filling stop no it's okay I sent those guys to heaven said how do we fill it with sand fill it with sand get the buckets fill it with sand get the sand fill it with buckets buckets oh it's in the ocean the ocean is full of sand the ocean is sand the ocean is sand the oceans wait wait the ocean is sand no it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not unless it is unless it is but some but sometimes it could it could be but it could maybe Sands there's sand there's got to be more sand oh where is sand oh oh oh oh oh this this the sand the sand castle it has the sand in it it has the sand oh we have to destroy other people's sand castles is that it there's others there's other sand buckets too yes oh I see I see I see I see I see I see I see I see I see I see there's more sand it gets everywhere everywhere I have sand everywhere at all times just in case my crevasse my crevasses are full with sand there we go need more buckets need more sand you need more sand buckets more sand more sand I am a goat I can eat paper I can eat sandpaper I can eat sand I'm gonna go I'm gonna go I'm gonna go I'm gonna go I'm gonna go I'm gonna go I'm gonna go oh I'm gonna go I'm gonna go I'm gonna go I'm gonna go I'm gonna go I'm gonna go I'm gonna go I'm gonna go I'm gonna go I'm gonna go I'm gonna go I'm gonna go yes oh let's go in I'm trapped inside a hellish Street oh my God it's a CS go map it's not what it's Charlie it's a CS go map what the [ __ ] are you talking about I am get in the sand castle get in the sand castle Charlie get in the sand castle and how do I respawn press escape and then press the respawn respawn I want to go oh my God is it sand isn't that what it's called that's what the map is oh my God it's CS go God we have to play CS go capturing oh it's DC oh my God they're real we need to defend oh God don't worry it's okay Jesus don't worry we'll be okay setting him to heaven and in an instant I'm sending CS go players need this anyway to be fair oh my God possess them and then I'll fill them with ghosts and I'll fill them with God okay fill them with ghosts self-fill them with God okay the point is shut up okay here we go well I said shut I'm saying shutting up to the guys I'm sorry I was saying shut up to the sand guys I'm sorry I'm sorry here I'll send you to heaven as a as an apology my hero you're welcome okay they just keep coming man what are we gonna do we need to defend a site will we defend a Russian how long do we have to defend A4 what does a even stand for yes yes we got a hat we got a bucket on our head we got a bucket we have a bucket on our head see how little did you see how I'm going in here far moved man I'm having a great day so let's go oh how do we find the tapes oh God someone lost them and we need to find them okay I am hijacking a police vehicle please do I want to hijack a police vehicle come back I'm back I need to hijack a police the police vehicle it's it turned into eggs man hold on there's an achievement if you get 500 money I'll get some money get some money one two here I'll help you I'll help you yeah oh wait actually we'll go faster so we both only have to do it 250 times each just angle yourself so you stop getting [ __ ] yeah yeah okay okay okay we only have to do this 250 times each and then we can get the achievement we're so we're so good we're so good we're going so fast right now is this what you wanted this is what you wanted this is what you wanted oh no look we're almost halfway there guys it's okay ah Living on a Prayer Jesus you're robbing the bank that's right I'm Jesus Christ and I approve this message oh no I don't even know what's happening but I'm just gonna keep on stealing if I throw the shield it counts as two so I'm throwing the shield oh [ __ ] yeah do that do that do that do that do that nice this is good this is more oh wait hold on okay let me get the shield let me get the shield let me get the shield let me get the shield let me get the shield okay there we go oh my God this is actually so much better it's got to be doing something wait I'm gonna headbutt at the same time oh wait I don't think it's doing anything oh I don't think that was actually doing anything Charlie no no it's okay we're in the final hundred we're in the final uh-oh we're in the final hundred we're almost in the final hundred we're almost in the give me a second we're almost in the final hundred we're almost in the final hundreds you said we were in the final hundred you lost we're almost in the final hundred we're almost in the pile of 500 we're almost in the final hundred gives you more more charging up gives you more come on I'm just gonna keep going just in case it doesn't okay here I go go come on more power this is it go big goat oh cool a dollar we're almost there guys we're almost there we're almost there we're almost there we're almost there dude shut up who are literally who are you okay that person getting hit just say Mommy or am I just hearing things you might be hearing things that makes sense free money now invest in crypto Don's cap yeah oh my God we got it we got that for we got that first let's go let's go where are we going now where are we going what's next man what's next is the lost tape yeah we're going to the Lost Tapes we're gonna get all the Lost Tapes we're gonna get the Lost Tapes and the tapes that are lost they were found in a field they were found in a field they were found in the field lost we're gonna watch Lost I've never said where you have to watch lost all of the tapes they're just the extra secret episode for lost yeah they are note where they get lost again I'm going to look for the tapes for the record recover the relics I found one whoa horror movie I went up are you hacking no I would never there you are hacking cover the relics there we go hold on there's a horror movie Charlie there's a horror movie we gotta watch the horror movie Charlie I want to be so scared okay Charlie we'll watch the horror movie horror movie horror movie Charlie come here come here come here come here come here very scary horror movie okay this is scary get in there get it out okay you gotta put the scary yeah God put the scary movie in these guys are gonna crap themselves scary get in the seat oh [ __ ] this looks pretty scary actually this is pretty scary [ __ ] oh no dude it's the flusher oh God oh God I don't think that was meant to happen I actually I actually think that this is I don't think I don't think that that was pre-rendered physics I think it's using the live physics I think it's actually using live physics oh my God peel I mean it's going again it's just doing it again okay okay did we did we do we we did it we did it was that the lost tape that was the lost tape oh wait we haven't done this we haven't done this Shrine yet what man Shrine we haven't done this Shrine yet I don't want to pray yeah let's go let's go pray let's go pray Chen loss is looking good my is this this is this is this is brain cell loss this is not gender loss absorb wisdom from the toilet Charlie drink up I don't even know what that did somebody I have so many instincts now I have I have fights I have flight that's that's good I'm proud of you um shift switch shift switch we're going to shift switch we're going to shift switch we gotta shift switch Yeah I need to be towed I need to be towed tow truck it didn't work I can't be towed heavy to be fair to be fair listen to my impression see it's not a good toad I can't be towed true though yeah it's just not good life there's something here oh I think this is a ramp this is a ramp those are important I got a Taurus t-shirt now I can be annoying in public I don't want to hit this ramp hit that ramp that was awesome I can't hit this [ __ ] red this isn't the [ __ ] way dude you good man oh man I did a ramp bring some workers to lift the container that I can do here's a worker where's he going to the container I'm going to continue here's the worker I'm gonna contain you oh wait this container I think he's bound s bouncy this container this container this container they're all bouncing you don't understand what do you mean they're all bouncy Charlie what have you done Charlie what have you done Charlie what do you mean they're all bouncy [ __ ] up what do you mean you've unleashed the plague what do you mean you've unleashed the plague Flubber oh no no Flubber Flubber was oh no oh no I really hope that this guy is okay wait hold on I got you have to put them you have to put them over here there you go the scene oh oh what is under there what why did you just get kicked whoa what it's coming back down I hope not go I'm standing I'm standing where I'm standing where it went up I'm standing where it went up there it is I'm standing where I went up yay I'm a caution sign oh [ __ ] ing hitting me knock the workers off of the lunch beam you don't mind if I do where is the lunch stream it's up there it's up there lunch beam is up there what is that is that switch shift yeah yeah shift shift switch do it let's do it hold on I think I have to control the crane Charlie watch the crane oh my God die how are they still on hold on let me let me put it down for you oh there we go there's there's a couple there goes a few hold on oh hey what's up yes that's the rest of it I did it I did it I did it I did it I did it we're almost there we're almost there we're almost there we're almost there we're almost there we're almost there we're actually like almost there no like we're actually gonna do it we're actually gonna do it Charlie we're then we're gonna win Mission possible Mission possible gonna win Goat Simulator three in one stream in one stream this is gonna be a part of my new YouTube commentary video called what it's like to be gaming for more than two hours at a time colon my mom was right and my dad said lamal he said lamou after I made the joke about Revelation 7 20. I can't vent there we go okay I think we have to I think we have to start over because I triggered the [ __ ] alarm dude oh how do we how do we start over I think we gotta pop back in through the event I don't know how do we start over where do we just go what is it oh yeah I think the thing went down because we oh yeah do we have to do we have to like what do we have to do I think we need to get there without touching any of the beams I don't know okay so how do we Okay step outside oh wait wait if you wait if I step wait it resets after a bit wait a second it resets after a bit if you step outside Charlie it resets when I cross the threshold but I'm still here yes so I'll just keep crossing the threshold we did it oh oh I've been captured I've been captured I've been captured I'm in jail Charlie Charlie we're in jail we gotta get out of here we gotta leave wait no wait how do we leave check out this hole I've been dating for six months oh my God have a red salvation 720. yeah oh the sewers oh no we're gonna be all sticky and sting I'm going under the door a rock oh sweet big bowling ball big big bowling ball big big big ball big ball what okay what about curator that seems fun let's do cure let's do curator now go Castle oh my God we're halfway there we're like halfway there oh my God see we're gonna do it we're gonna do it it's easy we're gonna do it it's easy oh my God I actually can't believe this I can't believe we're actually gonna do it I want someone to curate my mind I want someone to cure my mind I'm poisonous game is poison this game is poison this game is poisonous what is this what is this what is this what is this how do we we have to find street art oh no oh my stupid hat for this man I gotta put on my hat it's probably in the area right yeah it's got to be in the area they wouldn't put it not in the area yeah they wouldn't they wouldn't put it not in the area right they wouldn't put it like you know somewhere far away right right guys they wouldn't do that to us they wouldn't do that to us no they surely there's some down here surely there's got to be some down here right guys oh no just wouldn't make sense really oh hey an ATM oh Charlie Charlie no we've got enough money yeah yeah where's the street art it's on the street man it's on the street dude wait street art I found some street art I found some it's oh that's just art that's just art no don't worry I got this okay okay street art there it is I I'm going insane man I only got an x on the beach let's do this one this one's taking too long we gotta move yeah we gotta we can't we can't we can't if it takes too long since we're done wait wait you know you know our catchphrase if it takes too long we gotta move on which is why we've been playing Goat Simulator for the past six hours yay oh man oh oh man more sand oh lovely lovely let me know if you're there so I can teleport over I'm almost there there's some goopers and I'm gonna get make them gunky X on the beach all right all right there's a big X here so grab that booty [ __ ] man I'm getting I'm getting destroyed I'm getting how do we how do we grab that booty I'm getting obliterated dude I'm getting oh we did it getting squashed bro oh God oh God why is there why is there large why is there I'm getting the ballooned oh God Jake swallows good to know I don't know there's too many there's too many you went for it dude wait what do you mean you're on top of the UFO wait let me teleport to you oh no you're falling down okay no I flew over it man I'm sorry okay it's okay this is my bike well that was fun on to the next one um we've got next up we've got a lovely um free Billy we oh okay clean energy yeah no clean energy let's do clean energy it's the thing on the top of the mountain we have to find we have to find yeah we've got to power up the windmills we gotta get clean energy you know how it is clear energy car birth um dude why is this place called car birth I didn't know that that was a thing I have transcended after it's ended I'm transcended I found a way to use the Kraken to Lunge myself into orbit I am now going directly towards the location I have figured out a way to fast travel all right I'm here I'm here okay okay clean energy we have to find something okay how do we activate wind turbines here I'll activate this one here okay oh it needs a battery are you [ __ ] kidding me wait their batteries in the top of the other ones it's okay their batteries on top of the other ones we can just grab them [ __ ] okay okay let's go guys let's go I will gladly take this battery to take this battery all right let's go hey all right I'm going up you know what I'm going on with battery what goes well with bad what oh he just knocked that I just thought you were talking to me when you said hey buddy so that I just thought I got so confused I'm going insane this way there we go what's going on what what's happening brother sucks oh well that was hype all right let's see there's a rail gun there's a what it's called The Tickler I'm gonna tickle you bro come here oh [ __ ] what is this I need to get the rail good oh I pressed the Tweet button I press the Tweet button I don't know dude I didn't get the rail gun I'm so sorry oh it's okay I just warped into uh somewhere okay I'll warp with you buddy thanks man oh sweet what does this do now we're here oh my God oh my God oh my God my God I got I got instantly like oh my God I got instantly teleported where are you I can see you're like you're you're just moving so let's go to free belly okay let's go to free Billy don't go into the sea Charlie there are so many better letters please no where are you where are you we're going to we're going to free the the whale remember we were going to free the whale but then something happened and they got lost into the Sun from so long ago when we were just boys God oh man oh time to free Billy simpler times even simpler times simpler times interesting don't worry I'll free him using my railgun freaking using my Beast do not use your Beast that is how we got into this to the pickle please do not use yes he makes a sad noise whenever I punch him so then I feel bad we need a set of we're gonna send it back to the sea or you need to put him in the sea push go back to the ocean he's stuck you stuck we gotta get him out okay he's out he's out he's out he's out he is out he is out go into the sea go go into the sea be free dehydrated Cube and once you put them in the sea he'll let Grow Again go on that work I can't tell okay let him go let him go he did it yes he's free he's gonna look at how free he is he's gonna rehydrate look at him go yay oh what the hell oh [ __ ] worst day of my life that's the circle of life well on to another one on to another Quest okay Rosie missing Rosie who's this who's missing Rosie find him bring back Rosie from where Charlie I need you to stop releasing the tentacles if you could it's funny it's funny wait what uh what animal is this what animal is what the animal that we have to find bat that we have to find tentacle no no it's not a tentacle yeah it's sensical I think it's a rhino is that what they're looking hang on wait wait the sign should tell us okay yeah it's a rhino it's a rhino so we just have to find a rhino wait follow the poop follow the poop oh my God the loads I Am The Lonesome dung eater I will follow the poop follow the poop what the [ __ ] did a [ __ ] shipping crate just follow my wait dude it was the shipping crate from earlier just [ __ ] fell off wait really holy [ __ ] no way oh my God uh oh my God what just happened okay so where's the where do we follow the poop where is it I got I got sent into the sea yeah me too not again not again not again not again I got sent to the Sea okay we have to find we have to find Rosie where are you Rosie I'm still sad about Billy move on get over it we already have why can't you okay so the poop went this way wait poop went where'd the poop wait where to poop go where to poop where the poop poop poop and wait where's the other poop where's the other poop poop here poop here poop here wait poop here oh wait poop up here pull up here poop up here poop up here poop up here okay okay poop up here okay poop up here all right nice nice call out Saran nice color don't worry don't worry man I I I played an MCC all right I'm gonna do a good poop up there all right sweet get a ladder get the ladder as opposed to the former oh that's a big head guy oh my God he's got them oh my God he's evil hold on don't worry oh oh nice good work where are you gonna no it's it's cool no no it's okay oh um hey so yeah what's up that's what that's not a UFO up there that's not a UFO do you see that that's the sun yeah no not that what what what never mind oh I don't I don't see anything let's bring okay I know back home let's bring the Rhino back home back home to the zoo right that's probably the right yeah and headbutt oh I missed oh God I got it stuck in a [ __ ] tree mate oh no it's here it's here okay okay good good good good good all right we're gonna throw the holes Dorial clear the way with my railgun thanks okay man come on come on oh the Horn's stuck a little hang on we got the horns hold on hold on don't worry don't worry oh okay come here come here buddy megabytes and kilobytes okay lovely okay all right all right all right let me give you a megabyte rosie come here come here uh hold on over there up here I'm starting to lag I think it's because of all the data that we're loading if that makes sense hold on I'm gonna send more people I'm gonna send more people to heaven to uh offset that offset the amount of to offset the amount of entities that are currently here okay I'm Rosie now I'm also Rosie now rhinoceros just gonna send guys to Heaven don't worry sweet I'm now a rhinoceros oh well this makes sense this makes sense this makes sense to me what's next I'm gonna go up here hold on So Close we're so close we're so close to finishing we're actually so close to fishing I'm gonna go in this event Among Us wait no I can't go in the van hold on there's something here okay it's a zoo hey man what's up there's something in here Billy's limited edition baseball cap merchandise wow awesome cool cool hat oh yeah there is use the goat Tower uh do you need a lift no no I'm using the goat Tower to teleport my way even closer that's nice I'm gonna I'm gonna do it the old-fashioned way what through through tentacle launching for a kraken and smacking baby hmm come on oh God I'm stuck I'm stuck I'm stuck I'm stuck I'm okay let's go let's go let's go I'm too [ __ ] heavy the hell are these guys hold on I need to get rid of something hold on wait don't move don't move okay I'm just chilling I need to I need to get it from afar can you see it do you see it no what are you talking about the mole I missed hold on the mole I missed again hold on the mole all right maybe I think you probably kill yourself a little more hold on the mole them all wait hold on the more the more it's definitely you can do it I believe in you wait hold on what if I just did this nope um here we add on this oh so he's Invincible he's Invincible okay yeah he's gotta be he's got to be Invincible okay that makes sense all right that makes sense uh this Children of the hay Children of the hay hey hey hey Children of the hay okay hold on oh I'm losing myself man I'm lost in the sauce I got hit by another trash container by another shipping crate all right what did we make of this sacrifice some scarecrows okay makes sense to me let's go find some scarecrows and let's go let's go sacrifice them let's do it there we go checks out yeah this makes sense all right I'm gonna grab one more don't worry it's not a Goat Simulator game without a pentagram actually grab a regular man I mean I'm sure that you if you dress up a regular man and just hollow out all of his insides and replace them with hey I'm sure that he can become a there you go buddy I'm getting shot by Grandma I'm getting shot by a grandma I'm getting shot by a grandma I've killed Grandma it's okay no I killed grandma not anymore she's never going to age again well it's beautiful I guess yeah hey this guy this guy kind of looks like a scarecrow yeah I'm sure you can you can put him on there okay I've got another I've got two we just need one more we just need one more all right all right again this guy looks kind of like a scarecrow okay here you go buddy no that's just a regular guy you just got a regular guy what do you mean what do you mean this is I mean you just got a regular you just got a regular guy man I mean I wasn't that wasn't a scarecrow it wasn't a scarecrow looked like scarecrow to me oh my God is this the Flat Earth experiment it's that one flatter Earth experiment with the oh my God I can't believe that Circle yeah with the circles and oh my God that's so funny I just got a tinfoil hat from it that's very I did too okay let's see okay we need one more scarecrow that's another one more scarecrow one more scarecrow it's got to be somewhere around here across scarecrow oh hang on oh I found it okay I found one too here are okay good good good grab one as well just in case yeah just in case all right let's go okay all right okay wait for me in case that is crazy okay I will there we go there we are you ready yeah hang on okay all right let's do it and let's sacrifice foreign we created life we are scarecrows watch this railgun oh my God okay we are actually so incredibly close I think we only need a couple more I think we only need a couple more guys it's gonna be well worth the wait trust me okay we don't know that I can't promise anything oh yeah it's it's it is it is Goat Simulator so it could just very well just be great work and then and then and then a slap you have waited this far do you really want to leave now so true so true we're so close to the end and if you leave now you will lose that forever you will forever you will for you will forever remember the day that you missed out on watching us live react to the end of goat simulator three if this is something that you're going to be telling your grandchildren about your grandchildren's grandchildren about your your children I'm assuming probably um kids they're there and you're gonna have them and you're gonna tell them about this day I have so many of them you're gonna have so many of them no they're all gonna they're all gonna be boobers and slime yes exactly bunkers they're all gonna be they're all they're all gonna be boobers and gunkers all right remember that they're gonna say and they're gonna say how did they react at the end man and you're gonna say well I watched that live or you're gonna say I don't know because I'm a [ __ ] coward exactly you don't want to be a coward you don't want to be a coward it's been six hours what seven man what's exactly what's eight what's nine this is a legitimate question I don't know what is it you know what any of that stuff means I don't know what any of those words mean where's the bathroom key I'm gonna check the boxes okay what if it's in a box this is a thought what if I just send this guy to Heaven instead you don't have to pee in heaven you have to piss there yeah all right if I was a bathroom Kate where would I be you gotta be inside behind the desk or something maybe guys where's the bathroom key guys please help please help us I'm slipping I'm really slipping this is the social experiment except we did this all right if it takes more than 30 seconds we gotta give up and do another one no no no no no no where is it no no no no no I got a pee dude I actually have to pee but I don't know where the bathroom key is I can't pee until I find the bathroom keys so tell me where it is yeah Charlie's not gonna pee unless he finds the bathroom key all right there are real steaks there are real steaks roof it's cooking up it's cooking up in me man a roof oh there's more boxes on the roof that makes sense that makes sense found it I [ __ ] found it roof of the bathroom oh [ __ ] oh God a giant shipping crate a show man no no it's time for the [ __ ] and crate going oh no oh God no no no no oh no go to heaven go to heaven go to heaven I'm going them all I'm going we need one more one more one more one more Charlie Charlie it is one more it is one more Quest it is one more question I'm not even kidding it is one more question oh my God it is one more question I have to go pee I mean okay pick the last one you want to do and then okay oh my God oh my God oh my God because this is it man this is it this is it this is it we're gonna get the car parts this is it this is it everyone hold on I'm gonna take Charlie over there don't worry guys I got this this is it this is the final one all of the hours of of of of of of of of of of of of of of Gaming have led to this all right they've all led to this let's go we're going this way everyone speech that was my speech I hope you liked it there we go we're breaking through this looks like the original game except for that giant head let me send this guy to heaven I can't send this guy to Heaven hold on I've lost my heaven abilities to heaven with thee see you later you've got to be kidding me give a better speech no never ever never I'm never going to I'm never going to give a better speech better than that oh my God okay add some sweet car parts how do we just have to add them okay guys this is finally it this is the last Quest before we open the gates where we open the gates this is gonna be incredible this is gonna be the best day of Our Lives you hear me you hear me oh man I'm ready I'm ready what if we just sent this guy to Heaven let's send the car mechanic to Heaven as well okay okay Charlie is Charlie is in the bathroom currently but we're almost there guys you have no idea how long this has taken well you have an idea of how long this has taken anyone else concerned that Roma's not peeing I've got gamer stamina I've got I've got gamer stamina I'm not even kidding I don't recommend it walking here I'm walking here who is saying that who is saying I'm walking here excuse me what are you doing go to heaven go to heaven oh Satan was trying to pull she was trying to pull them down for a second there oh my God for a split second I thought that I thought that same was just pulling them down oh man I'm ready I'm ready I'm ready I'm so ready Charlie come on come back Charlie Charlie we're so close we're so close Charlie Charlie we're so close Charlie come on Charlie Charlie come on Charlie come on Charlie Charlie come on where is he hold on let me go limp Charlie oh God I don't hear a heartbeat oh no I don't hear a heartbeat guys I don't hear a heartbeat no no oh no he fell in oh no oh God I decided to get drunk during this stream I wish that I no I mean I have never what's up guys how's it going it's me remember life I haven't I'm not he's dead oh no he fell in oh God don't worry guys we've got this we've got this okay guys we're gonna add some sweet car parts and then we're gonna finish the game we're gonna finish the game can I get a can I get a oh okay sure this makes sense thank you okay uh Charlie viewers I have just been launched into the stratosphere I have to go back for a second hold on guys um yeah um yeah uh yeah Charlie viewers I've just been launched into the stratosphere due to game collision and I am currently on my way back I keep on seeing people with big heads and they scare me so I'm going to instead send all the judges to heaven all right I'm I was next to the judges I'm gonna wall jump I'm gonna wall jump oh my God my movement Tech my movement Tech is insane oh my God I'm so good at this game I'm so good at this game how do I do it how do I literally how do I do it literally how do I do it oh my God and Charlie viewers worry not for I am back I am back everyone it's okay it is okay it is okay and I'm dead and I'm back and I'm back alive all right here we go here we go I'm ready I am ready I am ready I am ready I am ready to go I am ready to go I am ready to go I am ready to go I am ready to go I am ready to go guys please make sure to follow uh if you haven't uh if you've been watching the stream for this long I'm gonna be honest you are you are probably welcome here you are probably the type of person that is welcome here and what do you what do I mean by type of person that is welcome here you most likely have something terribly terribly wrong but that is okay because nobody is perfect okay nobody is perfect am I right and you will you will fit in wonderfully here so make sure that you are following whatever stream you are watching thanks man no problem hey there's there's stuff wrong with me there's stuff wrong with everyone I'm actually perfect that is true if you say that you're perfect then you most likely are no one has ever lied before no one is no one has ever lived lied before yep guys we're so close we're so close I think Charlie fell in I think Charlie has guys Charlie has fallen in I am so sorry I'm so sorry to announce Charlie has fallen in um he's no longer there he is he has fallen in I'm so so sorry I am so incredibly sorry I'm So Sorry Charlie oh Charlie is not falling in guys I repeat Charlie is not falling in I heard something guys I heard something I think I don't think Charlie fell in guys I think we're okay Charlie did not fall in guys Charlie did not fall in I repeat Charlie did not fall in it's okay no man I didn't fall in get up I fell off oh let's add some car parts what what did I mean we're adding car parts I've been doing some thinking uh-huh and I'm not like you man what do you mean it's it's been six hours yeah 17 minutes we just need to add some car parts and then we're okay there's one more one more going upstairs I hugged my girlfriend like I've been away at War for six months man you don't understand see that's dude that's the difference between you and I I no I don't I just went upstairs and ate an entire bag of pepperoni okay wow we did it Charlie we did it it's okay we have made a car we did it wait Did we do it wait Charlie This Is The Moment of Truth oh my god let's go let's ride take one less ride let's go let's go it's so beautiful where's where which Tower should we go we need to go to the starting Tower we need to go to the first Tower we can go to the first Tower Drive us there it's just like how it began yeah that's what I'm doing that's what I'm doing yeah let's go guys look how it was just like how it was at the very beginning before we knew what this game was we were blissfully unaware before we changed yeah it's like the old times man exactly it's exactly like the old times you remember this from the beginning to her right here we decided to jump off and go we walked up and then we were this and we walked up and we went inside there and we went inside of the Tower here we go here we go all father where in heaven hell be the name okay listen listen listen Okay we get on that yeah yeah it's very possible yes that this is it once we do that yes no going back yes so I want you equip your final goat form okay that might be a one-way trip okay I have done it yes I am beautiful six hours I I will I said when I was done with stream this is a long game it's a long game it's Goat Simulator three he doesn't get it I I also never told him that he just showed up at my house here we go wait hold on no hold on oh The Gunshot that's what it says okay let's see hold on hold on I don't need these wings so I'm gonna go with this one's always this one's always always done well you know what I'm gonna end it as a goat I want to end it as a green goat you know what you're right we should you don't have to I'm just no no pray for me it Feels Right I need to go I need to be as I need to be Chrome I need to be Chrome that's the beginning except this time I have a um you know a little bit of an upgrade [ __ ] Bible on your head Oh Hang on we're gonna change off the plunger I want something else that guy's dead now I want I want is there anything goo I can have here we go here we go all right I will take here we go you know what are you ready with the eggplant like you did all right all right let's do it let's do this thing open the game open the gates what if it's just a troll man what if it's just a [ __ ] dance party oh that does not look like a troll Charlie that does not look like a troll oh here we go oh goat order Oh that's oh that's oh that's good oh that's good here we go I swear to God oh no no shut up shut up shut up don't you dare don't you dare don't you dare don't you dare don't you dare don't you dare that's very funny that's very good let's kill this guy add some three kids so whatever you kids do with these days come back soon no man no dude there's no way that's it there's no way that's it there's no way that's it there's no way that's it or we gotta kill him let's [ __ ] get him together all right all right all right ready two one there he goes there he goes here yes yes we did it we did it we we did it man we did it we oh we didn't do it quick have it your way get inside me okay foreign oh my God what the [ __ ] wait what is this oh God what oh my God oh my God dude you have a [ __ ] laser you should use it okay hold on hold on hold on oh my God oh my God get him nice oh [ __ ] that's 145 oh God oh God we gotta go come on come on come on go go go here he comes here it comes oh god oh no I'm charging up 154. oh God you hit me you hit me oh God here we go I know what I oh God oh God oh God oh God oh God oh God oh God what do you need to use what do you need to use I know what I need to use God I didn't think I'd have to use it again oh God what is it what is it I know what I I'll I'll show you when you're ready okay okay when he's back oh God oh God oh God this is actually like a game what right wait what do you mean this is actually like a game what am I saying recorder all right here we go I think you can only headbutt him I don't know man that felt helpful okay okay oh man Corners Corners Corners oh I almost fell Center Middle I forgot I could Sprint for some reason oh we'll go here we go you bit me you hit me oh God okay all right let's do it we gotta go we gotta go oh God just just walk oh God oh God okay okay oh God damn oh it's gonna yep yep yep yep yep yep make sense make sense oh [ __ ] oh God no I'm okay I'm okay move oh God I got hit I got hit oh [ __ ] [ __ ] oh my God ah I got hit again oh god oh no oh no oh no oh no all right here we go here we go going in head butt just going in head butt just head butt that doesn't do damage oh God stop doing that it doesn't do anything it just it just launches me off it's not it's just not helpful it's just not elbow who feels cool to do oh God oh God we gotta go we gotta go we gotta go let me do things oh God go over this way okay okay this is a crazy one this is the crazy one okay I made it I made it I made it I'm good I'm good I'm good we're good oh God I didn't make it okay okay it's all right it's all right all right go go go this is it just headbutt just head butt I only did it once oh no I hit you I'm sorry [ __ ] what oh god what is that let's get out of the way it's like oh God come here go go go someone just came in and said what did I miss a lot you missed a bit oh God oh God oh God wait what oh you have to dodge it again oh my God oh no no I'm trying I'm trying goat Health bro oh my God what the hell what the hell what the hell get out of there get out of there okay go go go go go go all right here's the solution oh wait that works actually to be fair right like this right yeah that actually really works yeah I'm good I can just actually rest my I can rest my legs and everything I'm doing this is good of course yeah no no I'm good I'm good this is uh this is good I guess go for it oh God oh God no no no no no no no oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh God okay it's gonna we've we've we've we've we've we go here let me go back down let me go back down yep and then we go here and then we go up here we go then we go down get out of there okay and then we go up there we go down and then we go up come on and then we go down and then we go up come on come on come on come on come on get him get up no no he's not dead wait is he oh no comes next oh sweet oh oh cool sounds sweet nice hey man all right sweet yeah wait give me a little oh oh it's all it's hard you knocked it off oh I don't really know what's up all right um wait what the hell wait what the hell faster phobia seek what it's prop hunt oh [ __ ] we gotta find him but yes actually use that that's actually really good wait what oh what the hell what what okay so we have to find dab dab hold on seek okay all right he's gonna be in something yeah I see him I got him nice we're good okay I see him okay I understand now he's he's not he's not a prop he's not a prop he's actually just hiding oh for real yeah he's actually just hiding like he's just straight up hiding so getting rid of everything was actually really really good okay cool okay send me one of the boxes oh I got him I got him what year did you guys someone got him no I think you got him I think okay good good good good good good nice oh come on come on I could do the crack oh my god it works we have 30 seconds [ __ ] yeah okay he's up he's up he's up he's up oh there's ladders there's ladders oh he's over there here I'll go I see him I see him I see him I see him actually I have an idea hahaha she worked oh I'm so glad that worked okay here we go here we go here we go here we go oh God finally get them all get the ball yes get them all yes wait what oh wait he's not he's not he's not in any of them wait so where is he oh [ __ ] where was he where was he what oh no oh oh no okay this is this is close now we've only got one more we've only got one more come on here we go 15 seconds he wasn't in any of them where would he be hiding oh God I fell oh [ __ ] where would he be hiding oh he was so I got him I got him somehow I got him I don't know I I think the tentacles don't count maybe I don't know maybe we hit him off the map or something I don't know oh my God we're doing it we're doing it guys we're actually beating him oh here we go just give me one second I just gotta boot this up right here oh my God he's gonna put us into pixels oh no he actually is what Goat Simulator oh there we are we oh oh come on Charlie now Charlie no Charlie no Charlie Charlie please Charlie please oh my God oh I got hit I got hit Charlie Charlie Charlie Charlie Charlie Charlie Charlie Charlie I'm trying my best to Dodge I understand okay there we go there we go there we go there we go I'm gonna see if any items here that would be helpful okay okay oh my God okay here we go there we go there we go there we go I'm speed running I'm going stealth mode this is how you do it baby this is how you do it oh I got I got swamped oh I'm I'm getting hit a lot actually I'll be fine I'll be fine as long as I can jump over this okay well oh okay we're good we're fine we're fine we're fine we're fine we're fine oh [ __ ] we're all good we're all good we're all good yeah everything's fine everything's fine everything's fine everything's fine oh Dodge those oh it's just a fight is this the fight let's just fight this looks like a fight okay hold on wait what am I gonna hit wait what those axes he's throwing oh are there actually strong man ow [ __ ] hold on give me a second how do you get back up it's even or do we have to jump on him I think we have to jump on him oh Charlie oh wait or do we just have to oh did we just okay we just keep running we just have to finish we just have to finish the game I see I see oh okay we're good we're good we're good we're good oh twitch oh did twitch crash oh I think twitch crashed a little bit what's going on we're here baby we're real now wait did My Game just crashed no really wait yeah it actually did no I thought it was part of the game no no no hold on hold on no no is it still going yeah oh no oh no hold on hold on hold on what should I do I don't know wait pause it pause it okay friends oh here we go oh yeah yeah I'm gonna read I'm gonna rejoin I'm gonna rejoin it's okay okay I thought it was I the you okay you know that this game is good when I literally saw like the Unreal Engine like crash screen and thought wow this game is really really immersive okay I accidentally broke some things with a crack and I didn't mean to so it's okay it's okay it's okay it's okay it's okay I'm in now I'm in now so invite me hold on there's a seizure warning gotta read that okay I'm here invite me how um didn't it say invite wait hold on uh friends you're in a locked party hold on oh no is it good no surely no no no no no dude I think it would be because this is the final boss no no no no can you not invite me no it doesn't let me if I go to friends I can't there's nothing to hit do we just have to redo the boss fight I think we might have to redo the boss fight wait so I think I think if you go to menu it should well not to be fair if you go to menu it might save it like the checkpoint to be fair okay I'm going I went to menu okay okay okay yes all right I'm dropping in awful okay all right it's okay we got this we got this continue okay we don't have to do the whole thing again we won't have to do the whole thing and you've got to be kidding me let's see what it does you've got to be kidding me it'll be fine it'll be fine it'll be fine surely surely surely surely it saves mid-fight oh no it did not it's okay we know what we're doing we know what we're doing all right we can fight him again oh God so sorry no it's okay we'll speedrun this all right let's do it there's no such thing as first try come on in we go are able to hold R to skip to skip the uh cutscenes do you think let's find out hey we got this I don't think so I don't think so okay it's okay it's okay someone just said another seven hours that's not what happened no please wait it's just slurp sounds fine laughs wait hold on if I yeah skip no it's not it's not no it doesn't work doesn't work okay I feel like we should do something really funny to him this time what can we use yeah hold on okay what if I turn into Jesus Christ and then suplex him into Oblivion yes please do that please do that please do that foreign hahaha foreign hey what's up hey what's good hey hey it's me Tony Shark oh damn okay wait wait what if I just become Steve and I just don't have a hitbox oh wait and you're like yeah you're just a fish just a fish yo check out this railgun hahaha there we go there we go all right here we go maybe he'll do more damage as a giraffe yeah yeah oh go go go go go go yeah we're gonna be able to beat this part a lot quicker I think oh yeah for sure yeah oh God it probably does make it easier it probably does yeah the hitboxes all right go in there we go quarters go to the corners Charlie Charlie does this work yeah that works it doesn't work like that okay I I don't think we should hold on I'm gonna go uh you like Splash hold on it's not very helpful okay oh God I can barely move I can barely move oh no wait actually Jesus Jesus I accidentally pressed my Applause button as soon as I said that it was actually very well timed all right all right here we go oh no it's okay it's okay it's okay it's okay my clicking's not working oh no it's okay it's okay just move just move just move okay I'm moving I'm moving all right move moving Groove moving Groove you're good remember this is the weird one go to the place where it wasn't okay yeah there we go you're good okay he's going in punch him okay punch him punch him I'm punching him it's okay all right here we go it made me change again okay now it works all right there we go there we go look at us huh who would have thought look at us go get out of the way oh God I'm moving oh God get out of the way oh God oh God no no no okay we gotta move we gotta move we gotta move we gotta move we gotta move we gotta move we gotta move we gotta move we gotta move we gotta move we gotta move okay here we go here we go here we go again volume volume it's okay we've almost got it no wait yes we did it we're okay did we yeah we get the ball we get the ball oh nice yay hehe he oh oh God okay here we go okay remember he's he's just hitting normally he's literally just normal on this okay he just looks like a normal guy yeah there he is oh he's over here Jesus Christ we're almost there we're almost there we're almost there all right here we go I just realized something what oh he's in the Box he's the Box she's in the Box she's in the Box okay he's in a box he's in the Box over here oh he's this one is this one yes there we go there we go my water bottle obliterated that's my strut now okay okay remember he's up he's up he's up oh you're right you're right you're right okay go up okay going up don't worry do you have the cannon yep it works every time it's so [ __ ] funny man The Meta there we go okay one more it's gonna be the person one I think you just have to regularly punch a bunch of people as possible okay I think you're right oh my God wide sweep that's incredible foreign here we go here we go here we go here we go okay here we go whoa that was actually really cool to be fair it was it's kind of sick you just look like a weird little alien don't worry I'll give you a boost we we gotta go we gotta go oh Jesus Christ oh yeah like seeing yeah okay okay okay doing good we're doing good a mushroom hey mushroom okay there we go there we go there we go there we go there we go oh God I got Goomba I got Goomba I got Goomba okay I got soda I need to oh God I need it I need to press I need to go I need to go to I need to go to go I need to go goat mode I need to go goat mode I need to go go oh God oh God it's not called man simulator man you're right you're right you're right you're right oh God I gotta go okay we're good oh that's a thwomp not a Goomba I got stopped I got stomped too it's called getting Goomba because you're getting stomped like a Goomba gets stomped my it was oh God Charlie I know Charlie Charlie Charlie okay I'm just gonna say Ragdoll I'm just gonna same Ragdoll right here I'm a genius okay oh no it's hard to dodge oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no we're good we're good we're good just keep on running just keep on running [ __ ] all right we don't need to go oh wait we do have to go up we just have to go up in order to run over here it's okay okay I'm going to go go Charlie go go Charlie yay I'm a little intoxicated but you are a goat thank you oh there we go okay oh okay here we go baby okay now just don't crash just don't crash praise I won't yeah as long as nothing happens we should be okay okay no crashing no crashing no crashing or okay just have hands okay we might wanna we might wanna oh wait is it wait have we already been touching the servers I think you've been touching the servers man yes okay okay Charlie Charlie okay Charlie okay oh [ __ ] there's some up here there's some up here there's some up here there's some up here hold on and got it right there there we go there's another server down here I'm trying to get oh there we go there we go um there should be oh there's one left back here you want to do the honors oh we got a charger oh wait yeah yeah here we go baby oh are you ready oh I've been ready okay two one go out yeah we touched the servers we touched them all oh he got snapped no he got served yeah let's go these stairs all right oh oh no are we corrupting oh we're oh the game's getting corrupted oh the game is getting corrupted Charlie we gotta go we gotta run the car get the car get in the car the car oh wait get in hey [ __ ] [ __ ] oh here we go oh God go past the ranch right through right through I'm boosting I'm boosting go as fast as you can 60 down oh God we're at 30. oh God oh God oh God oh I don't know how that works all right all right all right this way oh [ __ ] oh God oh God it's okay it's okay oh this way go Charlie going man oh God oh God yes yes yes we're almost clear we're almost clear oh God we gotta go oh God Tetris the scariest thing over the ball don't wait you see that one pay yeah yeah oh man almost there I think we're almost there we've got to get it we've gotta get it let's go home uh oh it's just the tunnel okay we're not there yet oh God oh God I'm boosting hahaha press any key to continue oh I think for a solution to solve the problem okay you spend a couple minutes okay how are we everyone are we getting ready to win good oh that's rough I'm sorry man hmm sweet damn oh that's what this is running on okay that makes that makes sense that makes sense actually that makes sense okay oh [ __ ] do you remember the oh yeah um it's got to be something okay good okay yeah yeah oh sweet okay good okay yeah you're looking at this too oh yeah you see that one felt cute photo yeah yeah okay I'll go somewhere here two's in the trash Oh man oh oh I saw I saw slime for a second why I saw a long screen okay it's good this is good I like this okay oh God it has loaded in for me oh God it's a oh Lord this actually really sick this is very cool this is just a [ __ ] mess it's just messy wait a second whoo you're like flashing between goat and farmer oh my God that is so cool we've really just sent this whole place to [ __ ] man yeah look at all of them what is that there's the banana bro it's just oh my God it's the peel guy look at him go he's busted him move oh my god oh quite right with that Tower the sky's all right again uh-huh the tornado's still there everything is still awful the [ __ ] no farmer Wait f toggle hey dude build mode are you kidding me what the [ __ ] wait how what was the second what was the second key uh it's after the one so one like makes a new structure my God we made build mode that's insane that's so awesome that's so [ __ ] cool that's so good ah I'm sorry dude I'm just doing a little building what the what a good [ __ ] game bro yeah hey thank you for goaching with me oh of course it was it was it was my my pleasure I feel like I am no longer who I was before this this just stops okay someone just said fortnite it's true it is oh that's incredible oh yeah wow absolutely incredible I guess we did it yeah we did it we became the goats after almost seven hours we became the goats yeah that's all it took all right it's easy he's gonna 100 the rest of it will pretty much be good yeah exactly all right so what's the next what's the next yeah you're good for that right okay so what's the next one we have to do uh trespassing over there all right all right let's go yeah I'm kidding right right we're kidding man right I wish like I was like is he really gonna go with this [ __ ] we both we both go with the bit and we just play the game for another three hours dude oh [ __ ] wait what's taking like wood now how much is there what the I can make goats I can make little goats oh my God [ __ ] trees what the incredible to be fair that is a that is a fantastic way of um of of like just giving them something to like do yeah you know like it's actually so good it might be like every model because this is like I just have this [ __ ] yeah I think it is I think it is every model what the hell or it's a lot of them at least yeah that's insane uh there's probably some there's probably some cracked Goat Simulator attack bro oh absolutely wow well it has been an absolute honor it really has it really really has it really has uh bobert yes thank you for everything of course thank you for thank you for having me one last troll one last one don't worry hold on bro man yeah yeah I'm probably never gonna open this again yeah that's that's uh that's fair art are we still doing the thing afterward yeah are you okay yeah true yes I'm down okay I'm just making sure all right all right we're being so sneaky about it oh yeah I think oh yeah well I wasn't sure can't if we could or not I always I always just in case I always make sure that's hey I I appreciate that no um I'm running a d d thing for uh uh Jaden uh rambu and alpharat over on her sub-a-thon um tomorrow actually tomorrow baby tomorrow which is crazy so go check it out uh go over to her her subathon and uh you'll see us all playing yeah some funny funny Dungeons and Dragons absolutely so yeah I'm gonna we're gonna go make Rambo's character in Purge our uh Purge our minds with the gun exactly exactly all right I'm gonna talk to chat for just a minute me too but it's been an honor all right it really has oh all right welp that'll be the stream for today uh I'll see you guys tomorrow for that on Jaden's subathon so yeah um I'll see you guys for that tomorrow and then on the sixth I'm not sure if I'm gonna do anything because I may just be releasing the general generation lost teaser and that's it um but I might I might stream on the sex as well just doing something just Arya for the fighter ones thank you guys for all support today thank you for watching the stream if you watch the entire thing I am so sorry I don't know why you would do that but that's that's fair eh it's say it happens you know I think for the 10 months to 22 months or 20 months thank you means a ton make sure to follow if you haven't again your name will show up on screen that's pretty cool I mean you can you can like screenshot and go look I was on a rhombus stream if you want um thank you loveliness for the five tier ones oh yeah thank you guys hope that you guys are all doing well um I will see you guys in the next stream which will be uh maybe on the sixth definitely on the seventh if I don't do a stream on the sixth so yeah just be be ready make sure you have notifications on as well okay make sure that you turn those on if you enjoyed the Stream make sure that you make sure that you you turn them on all right I'll see you guys all right all right all right everyone bye bye 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Published: Tue Dec 06 2022