Ranboo Plays Cuphead Until He Beats The Game

oh hi chat hi before we get into it let me tell you guys what this is okay let me tell you guys what this is about to be thank you guys for all the resubs hopes I hope hope that you all are doing well I I for some reason I'm so like I am dreading this like I am dreading this so much so basically what we're doing is in case you don't in case you don't know all right here let me let me give you guys a bit of backstory let me give you guys a little bit of backstory um onto why this stream is happening so about uh a year ago a little over a year ago uh like a year and a half ago uh I played cuphead I played cuphead for the first time never played it before um you know I was I was I was doing great all right it was it was a fun game until I started to play it that is when it all went wrong see you can see here that this VOD alone is five and a half hours long okay this VOD is five and a half hours long now I want you to guess how how far into the game do you think that I got in in that in that time how how long how far how far do you think not far at all I spent the the last two hours of this stream on a single boss on a on one boss it took me and then I quit I literally quit it took me over two hours and I didn't even Beat the Boss I didn't even Beat It so I set a sub goal I said I set a sub goal a while back saying hey you know it'd be really funny if I played cuphead all the way through without stopping until I literally Beat It or literally pass out or get to the point where I cannot move the controller in a way to beat the game and you guys hit that sub goal so I've been putting it off for months not on purpose kind of on purpose maybe on purpose but can you really blame me can you really blame me for this I don't think you can I don't think you can blame me for this so get ready strap strap in all right because we are about to play cuphead until I literally beat the game or I literally can't physically beat the game in this stream okay foreign throughout I may turn it on May turn it back off all right so here we go all right this is uh this is gonna be the Stream let's load up let's load up the game damn okay hold on I'll get rid of that hold on let's just move that down I'm really not looking forward to this I am I've been dreading this stream for months I'm not even kidding I have been dreading this for months I we have a little hour a little hour a marker so that for all the clips which I encourage you to make just so that if I edit this into an actual video uh I don't have to go through 18 hours of footage uh it's so that you can see the uh you know the the progression of of how long this is going to take I am so I'm so I'm so I don't want to do this Jesus Christ that is loud okay sorry about that all right [Music] I don't wanna I don't want to play this game I really don't want to play this game this is for you thanks for all this one Subs here we go [Music] I was 40 it took me five hours to be 46 done with the game okay we're starting Anew We're Not Gonna We're Not Gonna cheat here we go [Music] oh I don't want to play this game ah once upon a time in a magical place I think well there are two brothers named Covenant mugman they lived without a care under the watchful eye of the rise Elder kettle one day the two boys wandered far from home and despite the Elder kettle's many warnings oh wait hold on hold on hold on hold on entered the devil's Casino inside cupheaded McMahon soon found themselves at a winning streak at the crafts table hot dog and slave clean dice the casino sleazy manager these fellas can't lose nice run boys left a newcomer the brothers gassed who's the casino's owner the Devil Himself now how about we raise the stakes he suggested with a toothy grin win one more roll and all the loot my casino is yours the devil boom but if you lose I'll have your soul steal cuphead blinded by easy riches nodded and grabbed for the dice for the throw a good gosh no cry [ __ ] man three understood the danger but it was too late [Music] the brothers trembled in fear as he looted over them it's too zoomed in no it's not shut up screen is fine yeah whatever uh it's not it's not corrupt but wait it is cropped wait what the hell why is it a crop why is this game cropped wait what the heck what is wrong with this I see okay okay see what I see what's happened here I see what happens there must be another way to repay you Buckman standard Please Mr cuphead perhaps there is the devil sticker pulling out of parchment I have here a list of my runaway debtors collector sorcery I might just pardon your two mugs now get going the double Roar kicking the boys out rudely you have until midnight tomorrow to collect every one of those Souls otherwise I'll be the one collecting yours we have to find the Elder Kettle he'll know what to do that is the most energy that you're gonna get this entire stream by the way that is that is the most energy that you are going to get it is all downhill from here all right uh what a fine pack all your boys I've got yourselves into it's all gonna be the same voice I know you only pawns the devil yeah yeah refuse okay imagine I bury your face now let's play along collect those contracts you must be ready for some nasty business here that our friends won't be very friendly once you confront them in fact I'll transform into terrible beasts take this potion so they don't hang you out to dry here's some crack [Music] there's some here's some hard drugs now go out and fight the mystical beings of this land um go into my writing doesn't use magical Inkwell you need to prepare yourself for a scrap okay all right let's see let's remember how to play this game everyone let's remember how to play this game okay duck okay we got it tap for short hold for high wait okay so that's a hold okay I'm going to change wait what is what is this wait how do I okay so I have to okay I'm going to change hold on I'm going to change I remember one thing I I one thing that you do is for the dash you change it you change it to this but this you change it to this change it to this there it is so that I can do like this type of thing so I can like jump Dash and then jump Dash again so I don't have to like you know press all buttons okay I know I know what I'm doing pull to stay in place eight-way aiming okay uh wait how do I we did it we did it we're doing it we're doing good we're doing good okay wait Perry jump see the thing is right what if I've just gotten really good at games and this is gonna be like a two hour stream I've actually just gotten really really good at this game and it's gonna be like a it's gonna be like a two-hour stream that'll be awesome I'd love that yep okay screw it all right let's let's head out into the Inkwell aisle God damn okay [Music] I've already losing my mind this is already not good all right what do you guys say hey fellas looks like we're in print out we're gonna jump a shooting yeah shut up never mind keep talking give me money thank you all right all right let's see we're speed running we're speed running I need to find the auto aim no aiming required okay we need that we need that as soon as possible how much money did I have wait how much oh wait I have enough hold on we need to auto aim I'm not I am not gonna spend any time aiming in this game or a heart oh wait that's an extra hit point no no I'm I'm doing this okay I'm aiming it's so weak I don't care I don't wanna I don't wanna think about aiming right think about it right okay here's here's my here's my here's my here's my idea right if I don't have to aim I won't miss shots right so overall it'll actually be more damage right when you think about it overall it's gonna be more damage that's how it works oh wait we need like the smoke bomb ones as well don't we shoot okay so it's like the smoke bomb which allows us to like okay okay I know what we need guys I'm strategizing this so I can end this game as I can end this stream as as quick as possible all right you you die as well oh see look at that you die as well there we go okay you die okay see look at that we don't even have to aim this is amazing okay we got it okay you die oh see we're good look at how much not having to aim improves the game look it's it's back there now bam right there bam right there look at that down here look at look at this he hates strings don't hate streaming I just don't want to play this game okay wait hold on I have to pair this ah no I I instantly used it God damn it my my giant thumb decided to decided to like instantly press it you've got to be kidding okay we're fine yes okay we're good we're doing good we're doing good we're doing good okay calm calm first try first try we're gonna do this we're gonna do this first try literally gonna do this first try watch this oh damn okay we're fine we're fine okay we're fine all right get out of here wait aiming Auto aiming it's all in the auto aim okay God damn God damn okay we're fine we're literally fine literally fine right now this is good okay I'm just gonna run screw those guys okay first try first try no hit first try no hit first try no hit first try no hit come on give it to me give it to me come on oh damn it it's fine it's fine no I swear to God I swear to God [Music] you've got to be kidding me I didn't know I didn't know I didn't know that there was God damn laughs I'm so pissed off at that okay we're gonna be fine are we fine we're gonna be fine we're gonna be fine okay I just got I just gotta run I think I just gotta run I think that's all right no I gotta take it slow it was me not taking it slow was the reason why I lost all right that's it me being crap at the game is the reason why I lost Jesus Christ okay this is already not going good boys this is already not going good okay we're good okay get that okay there we go go around there okay we're fine we're fine I'm fine I'm okay I'm okay we're good we're okay we're okay see this is just the first level okay it's not gonna take us that long all right I'm getting back into it all right Bam Perry just like that right [ __ ] bam get that guy bam get that guy bam that that and boom Perry look at that how to see how does he do it how does God damn good damn okay we're fine we're fine I'll just speed around this who cares I'll just speed run this look at that coin bam coin there there coin death good okay I mean damn okay I was not expecting that I was oh okay we're fine we're fine we're fine we're fine we're literally fine literally fine right now literally fine right now okay okay Acorn maker doesn't have crap on me it's fine it's fine it's fine it's fine it's fine it's fine it's fine sending you love someone who just said okay okay okay okay come on come on come on baby come on baby oh yeah don't do the speed run meme thing can we leave that that's how you do it baby that's how you do it that's how you do it that's how you do it oh my God the skill level that's how you do it that's how you do it see I'm getting good at the game I'm getting good at the game it's the auto aim I tell you it's the auto aim I'm telling you it is the autoimp okay where is invisible Dash Okay that's that's really good uh I think I think we do want an extra hit point honestly put up a death counter no absolutely not I don't need to see that okay World Records [Music] all right wait oh guys if I choose simple does it does it do anything does it does it change anything [Music] you can't beat it you won't progress simple unlocks the path but doesn't count it doesn't give you the contract okay if you guys are lying to me about that I'm never gonna forgive you look at that oh my God okay I'm actually doing well at this game now see look at that we're fine we're fine we're fine we're fine we're fine we're fine we're fine we're fine we're fine bam got it and there there there there okay we're good we're fine use the boomerang no okay if I'd be okay if I actually beat this one first try you know it's gonna be a good straight okay fine wait how do I how do I use the the special I don't know how wait I gotta Dodge okay and Dodge and Dodge and Dodge Dodge is here Dodge the tears Dodge the tears Dodge the tears we're fine Dodge the tears Dodge the tears Dodge the tears tears my dude my brain is like I can't even think about what to say okay okay okay okay okay okay okay and the next is Big carrot man that's right okay I remember big carrot man okay just gotta Dodge these guys oh wait oh my God the auto aim I told you who said that the auto aim was gonna I didn't I forgot about that attack but it's still fine it's still fine it's still fine it's still fine it's still fine guys what button guys quick I need to know what button is the special because I do not know I do not know which button is the Mega special I and I cannot pause to look at it which button is it B are you sure you lied to me you God damn it you lied to me it's not it's not B that is not the mega special first try first try see this stream is going to be two hours long this stream is going to be two hours long [Music] if this stream is literally going to be two hours long literally not gonna be a long stream at all go that's how you do it that's how you do it yes we got the soul contract that's how you do it that's how you do it ah I don't know what that I don't know what that guy said um I just kind of I just kind of made an old-timey noise wait what is this goopy look I don't think I did this one have I done this one you're not even halfway through I didn't oh okay okay here we go here we go right you die you die oh damn okay okay he's gonna he's gonna jump all right no I did I did do this one I did do this one okay but what the hell what the hell is that okay you fool Dodge there we go and wait for it and Dodge there we go okay and wait for it there we go we're fine we're fine we're fine and Dodge and wait for it okay Dodge oh my God I looked at chapter I was expecting him to jump oh oh damn [Music] three hours escape the stream's gonna be three hours long this this stream is going to be uh the stream is gonna be three hours long it's gonna be three hours probably [Music] oh boy okay we're fine we're fine I don't even know how I didn't get hit there I'm gonna be I'm gonna be completely honest with you guys you haven't unlocked a special that's right I don't even know I don't even I don't even know why I said that I wasn't reading chat I just hey wasn't it crazy how how this is the second try isn't this just that it's not just absolutely wild that it's the second try there we go there we go okay so there we go here we go there we go absolutely decimated there we go absolutely destroyed all right yeah do that thing do that thing all right okay God damn it God damn it you don't you don't deserve okay okay okay okay it's fine it's fine just gotta remember the jumps okay he's gonna jump there she's gonna jump there okay just gonna jump there and then he's gonna punch no he's not okay [Music] damn it no please [Music] please is this crazy how this is the second try isn't it isn't this just absolutely Wild okay so the stream may be like four hours long okay I just have to not get hit here yep you're gonna do that okay okay [Music] I don't even know how I dodged that I'm gonna be completely honest why do I not have like any any kind of like coordination why do I not have any type of like hand-eye coordination at all why am I like a single-celled organism okay fine okay we're good we're good okay we're good [Music] okay just making sure just making sure that we're doing okay we're fine he's about to turn [Music] this game isn't fun this game isn't Fun okay we're fine we're fine your job is literally to be a gamer no my job is to entertain all right my job is not to my job is not to game it's to entertain why do you think that I literally do a little show before every MCC it's to make up for the fact that I don't play this game we're already a half an hour in that doesn't matter I can I can speed run this game if I want to I'm just doing this as like a bit yeah this is just a bit what I'm doing because I want to be funny all right now die please don't jump this way thank you okay we're fine [Music] there's no way that I can dodge that how on Earth am I supposed to dodge that like there's no way [Music] there's no way that I'm allowed there's no way that I'm allowed to dodge that please please [Music] God damn it okay we're fine okay we're good we're okay duck oh I see that makes sense okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay we're fine we're fine we're fine we're fine we're fine we're fine we're fine we're fine we're fine we're fine we're fine we're fine we're fine we're fine we're fine we're fine we're fine we're fine we're fine we're fine we're fine we're fine we're fine we're fine we're fine we're fine we're fine we're fine we're fine that's how you do it baby that's how you do it baby live for I'll Be Live Forever that's how you do it that's how you do it not even close to our stream two hour stream two hour stream that's how that's that's just what's going to happen [Music] a minus oh my God that's how you do it that's how you do it let's go all right see another one another one just like dude we're actually gonna beat this game so fast this is awesome I'm so excited to beat this game like so incredibly quick all right give me stuff gross whatever okay mostly M1 all right all right this is this is just a Parry game right yeah it is okay laugh and where and wow there we go and there we go okay and there to there just like that watch this all right we're gonna wait for him to get close to them watch this combo right there and then uh wow there we go that's how you do it and and all right see the skims easy there we go see we're fine and Whoopi there we go in the back there and then bam and then this guy and there and there okay I don't know why there's so much effort being put into this but I'll tell you to first try first try first try no Health 100 100 run give me money give me all my money right now give me all the money right now gosh I don't know how to thank you boys for saving me it is just me um I don't know how to do voice acting uh legendary chalice pleased to meet you searching for magic got trapped by those ghosts please accept this gift it could help what is it what is the gift what did I just get [Music] oh yes that's how you do it first try what dude like what if I actually just beat this stream in like five minutes and then everyone's like holy crap he's actually good at the game [Music] it'd be awesome [Music] see but the thing is right is that I'm the only reason why I'm doing good right now is because I've played this part that is the only reason why I'm doing good currently ah oh damn oh damn oh damn okay so it goes like that I forgot about that isn't this crazy how that was just practice around whatever helps you sleep at night [Music] oh what the what the oh damn wait no auto aim go for these go for these guys auto aim auto aim oh no aim go for them all right so it's gonna go down up there down up up down and up down okay we're good we're fine [Music] all right auto aim auto aim you better go nice okay good job ottawain see look at this auto aim is literally good like everyone's like it's literally the reason why I'm winning right now this is literally the reason why I'm winning like I would have I would have gotten hit so many times [Music] oh what the hell I forgot about this part uh yeah that's right oh wait that's right then he gets then he gets just wait oh wait no now they're coming from both sides oh damn oh damn okay okay we're good we're fine we're fine just stay like right here ah boss screw you I don't think I think I may I think I may have just completely screwed it up I think I may have just completely actually screwed it up no we're good we're okay we're okay all right okay there we go come on please balls no okay we're fine I am just I'm just saying what I see okay this guy's launching his balls at me oh what's up huh well okay sure coins all right and Bam got him all right do not use the flushed Emoji for that Jesus Christ the Emoji oh my God who am I um emote it's because I said Emoji that's why okay there we go there we go wait we're fine okay we're fine we're fine we're doing fine we're doing literally fine right now it's gonna be this one oh wait I was gonna I was gonna try to Parry that but then I kind of failed okay we're fine [Music] okay we're fine and we're good and we're still okay all right we're fine okay I really I really wish that like my screams and everything were just a bit because then I could stop doing it um but I I am just naturally screaming at uh this kind of thing and it's it's because it's it's terrifying it's terrifying to me this this game this game is like what happens when um game developers are my God yeah well I was about to say this game is what happens when game developers are given a massive amount of drugs and then just told to make something that's just awful I'm like awful awful in the sense of it's so incredibly difficult that it makes me want to never play video games again see because you you tell me that the person that came up with the sentence a frog swallows the other and then turns into a goddamn casino machine was not invented by someone that was at least on something you cannot tell me that it is not it is not a result right like come on [Music] God damn God damn God damn so fast okay we're fine like am I I'm not wrong about that all right there we go sweet we're doing good we are doing good we are doing okay oh snake snake is uh snake is oh snake is this one I like the snake one the snake one is good the snake one is okay mistake one is okay the snake one is okay the snake one is okay the snake one is okay the snake one is okay steak one is okay the stake what is okay let's take what is okay okay we're fine all right we're okay we're okay we're okay and there we go and Bam Harry okay oh not the bulls not the Bulls because bowls mean oh wait okay I'm just gonna do I'm just gonna do okay up up down up down down down up up okay we're good we're good we're good this is the one this is the one this has to be it this has to be it this literally has to be it there's no way steaks please snakes God damn it okay it's the balls it's the balls oh give me a second wow yes oh my God oh my God that actually works oh my God that actually worked I was not expecting that I was not expecting that at all oh my God oh my God that actually worked [Music] guys it's happening two hour stream two hour stream I'm actually doing well I I can't believe it oh my God I can't believe it we're actually doing well how do I how do I get up [Music] that is a embarrassing thing to say after you say that you're doing well um oh this is how okay wait wait no I need that I need that little contract thing don't I Hold On [Music] in this log which I don't think it's going to be anymore I think it's going to be very short stream um um then uh like I'm going to lose my mind at that um at that music eventually [Music] right oh God this doesn't have oh no shrink oh what is this oh wait did they have the game wait was this is this a thing wait was this did they add this look at how happy he is he's carrying a nuke um wait okay it's always been a thing are you kidding me has that actually always been a thing I I did I use that at all wait did I did I use that at all when I was like playing games when I was playing it in the beginning did I use that you didn't [Music] is that the reason why it took goddamn five hours and begin [Music] all right all right yeah screw you guys screw you guys all right I need I need money I need money and I need money now oh God I remember this one this one was awful I remember I remember this this one just being terrible like just being a bad time like wait how do I oh [Music] I have to restart for the client they're still technically the accounts first try this still technically announces first try it's still this still technically counts as first try still technically counts his first try still foreign stop firing now let's run between those guys and then do this how does he do it how does how how I don't know how I just don't know how Harry [Music] by the way I just wanna I just wanna I Just Wanna Have you guys like know this game was made by people that just like it was made by the same people that like you know you know who it was made by it was made by the goddamn like elementary school security guards did anyone else have like those like no it was like it was like the like the parrot volunteers did anyone else just have like those parent volunteers that were like like so like sticky to like the rules and everything that you could just never have fun like during like during like recess and everything or like you're like like breaker like play time or whatever like you would just have these like these like people in like the like the like the high visibility goddamn like suits and they would just be like oh you can't do that get off the tree you're gonna instantly die just like shut up let me have fun this is I think I think this game was made by those people [Music] there we go that's how you do it it's fine [Music] you mean yard duties I don't know I don't know what y'all called them it was just it was just to make sure that no one was like sticking sticks in like you know your ears or something to like feel your brain it was to make sure that like that didn't happen you know Harry goddammit God damn it okay we're fine so first try by the way I just want to have you guys be aware of that uh okay we're good we're fine we're fine okay we're still fine we're still fine look at that and get that other coin auto aim dude auto aim is actually gonna be so helpful in this because like look at this look at this I can just do this I can literally just do this that wasn't the this that I was talking about by the way that was that was uh that was not the this that was uh definitely not this oh okay we're fine we're fine I okay we're good you're already incomprehensible and it's been an hour fine it's fine this is this is fine this is fine this is fine just let me lift just please let me look [Music] okay my microphone's almost normal we're good [Music] oh God damn it okay okay we're fine we're fine got it got the coin we're fine literally literally got the coin okay we're fine I'm good I'm good okay it's Christ dude who made these goddamn bugs they put that there on purpose to make me die they put that there literally on purpose they put that they they like I'm not even kidding they put that there just for me on purpose to make me die this guy needs to die this guy needs to die too this game is so terrifying this game is a horror game this game is actually a horror game I'm not even kidding okay we're fine we're fine this is fine oh balls okay we're fine we're fine we're fine we're fine we're fine we're fine we're fine we are all right uh God damn no no but I was doing so did I just skip the goddamn coin is that what just why do I say goddamn like that I say goddamn like I'm a third grader that like learned it for the first time like I don't I don't know why I do that I'm sorry okay we're good we're fine okay [Music] are you kidding me skill issue shut up [Music] are you kidding me what was that what no no Perry I have to get all the coins I have to get all the coins because then I can afford I can I have to afford [Music] no I know that's good let's screw the coins I'm just gonna finish this thing I don't even care I don't even I don't even care about the coins the coins don't matter to me anymore just can't I got them all right who who made this I need to sue them I need to to sue them for emotional duress imagine who's someone does something that I get like a sick Court painting of myself so I can have a cool Court painting anyone no no no pause okay we're fine speed run it speed run it speed run it who cares about anything speed running who cares [Music] there we got it we're fine we're fine literally fine literally fine right now literally fine what's going on oh God damn what the hell is this I forgot about this part I forgot about this part and just kidding blast why I wasn't full I thought I was full I thought I was full I thought I was a full boy I thought it was a full boy oh boy I was an empty empty I was an empty person I was an empty I was so empty I was such an empty empty empty lad I was so empty I thought it was full okay I need to get full it's like the ending God damn it [Music] hold on [Music] Perry Perry how am I so bad at this game how am I so bad oh Perry Perry Perry there we go that's it that's how you do it baby that's how you do it foreign much longer using that gun dude you literally sound like the Nerge Emoji right now actually you have to fight for so much longer using that gun dude like literally no aiming do you have any idea how awesome that is uh actually that gun is uh not optimal dude no aiming that's so much better I'm sorry steak I'm very very emotional right now okay we're fine there we go yeah we're fine fine we're fine we're fine die okay there we go okay we're fine we're fine we're good we're okay we're okay I looked I looked at chat I looked at chat for a second that's why I died that was your fault that was all your fault how dare you how dare you first of all how dare you how dare you how like how could you do this to me like actually how dare you how dare you do that to me okay we're fine foreign I'm sorry Steve that was mean I don't mean it you don't sound like the Nerds Emoji you sound cool [Music] okay we're good we're good literally fine okay literally fine literally fine I'm not full God damn it I didn't get full I'm an empty boy still come on come on come on they were fine we're fine we're fine we're fine we're fine best what oh no oh no please Bravo that's how you do it baby that's how you do it that's how you do it that's how you do it that's how you do it two hours straight two hour stream skill level 2 by the way just want to point that out all coins skill level two ignore the other ones ignore all other statistics okay let's go uh let's go to the shop stop saying you need to get full why what's wrong with that um [Music] wait oh wait wait wait what do I oh wait what do I need to buy I bet the moon boss is gonna be one hour [Music] just lagged playing cuphead [Music] that is not a good sign give me a second I'm going to go into task manager and um I'm going to go into task manager and get rid of some uh get rid of some things oh no that is not good that is never good you're PC [Music] I thought it was me I mean no it was you it wasn't me it was you goddamn [Music] okay we're fine we're fine we're fine there's a bowl shut up yeah get eaten get eaten get eaten again I'm gonna hey we got pretty far we got pretty far we got pretty far we got pretty far got pretty far okay I just don't know how to play this game that's see that's my problem my problem is that I uh I have no idea how to play this game there we go okay we're good we're good okay so the bowl is gonna do it's gonna do its thing and I just have to make sure to not be in its range when it does it there we go we're fine we're fine we're fine we're fine literally fine and there get eaten God damn it goddamn Bulls goddamn bowls oh oh no oh no oh no oh oh wow I just missed that one oh [Music] now go I'm ignoring chat of course I am do you want me to read chat while this is happening I can't that's why that's why that's exactly why [Music] shut up okay down go down hey we're fine ah okay we're good and there okay and whoa go up okay we'll go around okay we're good [Music] and oh damn okay okay go ahead and move gun move Gotta Move Gotta Move okay we're fine we're fine we're fine we're fine we're fine we're fine we're fine we're fine literally fine literally fine literally fine literally fine they're really fine literally fine right now [Music] tornado ah no okay we're fine and big bum big bum nuke literally die all right now move okay we're fine fine we're fine we're fine okay oh damn I am shrinking I am shrinking I am I am I am shrinking [Music] I literally am but the thing is that I can't I can't get no you're not equal dude every any any time any time that someone backseat games you literally sound like the nerd Emoji I'm sorry I'm sorry Emoji Jesus Christ uh emote sorry anytime literally anytime that happens actually you have to go small yeah but then I can't hit them touching my face every single time I every single time I lose I don't know why like I start like slapping myself what you're already there okay we're good see now this is fine hey no this is fine just got to make sure to not be on the same level and we're good okay see we're fine move down there see I'm going small mode I'm going small mode it's okay it does that we're good okay fine see I'm going I'm going tiny I'm going tiny mode we're good see look at this we're doing fine see now we're doing fine it's time to turn into a nuke [Music] there we go see just like that okay can't do any damage there so oh oh what where from away from who from who what the hell oh God oh God oh God okay [Music] okay we're fine we're fine [Music] tiny tiny bone this is awful worst same experience of my life I'm a bomb I'm a bomb I'm a bomb I'm a bomb there we go literally a bomb Oh my God oh my God you're dead you're dead you're dead you're dead you're dead you're dead you're dead You're Dead die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die oh oh no oh oh no oh no oh this isn't good this isn't turned into bomb turn into bomb turn into are you kidding me are you are you kidding me are you kidding me [Music] you cannot be serious oh yes oh my god oh two-hour stream two hour stream oh [Music] that is how you do it that is how you do it that is that is just how you do it [Music] that is just how you do it oh my God [Music] oh my God [Music] okay we're doing good we're doing good okay we're doing okay [Music] oh my God guys look at this actually gonna be a two-hour stream [Music] I really like how people are just like I'm so proud of you for this uh uh floral Fury okay here we go all right here we go okay so remember he has like the up up attack yeah there we go I I remember this I remember this one I remember this one but it has like the downward oh wait no then yes these these little guys who they're going to sprout so I have to be careful okay oh I forgot I forgot about that oh there's so much on screen there's so much on screen [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] there's too much on screen my brain can't handle it my brain can't handle it this isn't the GEICO ad why are you bringing that up oh wait I have to auto to auto aim the plant pots that it doesn't become overwhelming wait what no I I don't have to Auto what what do I do what which way do I do wait what oh what do I do and dodged the first two were dodged first the first two were first two were dodged we're good we're okay we're okay we're okay all right all right this is happening again be careful everyone everyone stay calm hey we're good we're okay look at this we're okay oh my God that isn't a huge nut wait that's not enough I don't know I thought that was a nut [Music] of that change weapon no absolutely not but people said like that Boomerang one right okay we'll try one with the boomerang if I die on this one we'll try with the boomerang if not I'm sticking to this okay if we die on this one okay okay well why is that up there why is that up there what the hell what the hell what the did you yeah wow I'm already losing it this is awful this is of this game for doubt me ever I know the hitboxes like I know the back of my hand all right I don't look at my hands much all right can't blame me I don't I don't look at my hands at all all right and die okay please tell me that's gonna kill it right that's gonna kill it right what's up okay we'll try it we'll try we will try we'll try the uh we'll try the um try the boomerang one we'll try the boomerang okay but if it doesn't work I swear to God if it doesn't work okay if it if it does not work all right I will I will be filing a restraining order against everyone here all right I expect I expect the views to be at zero otherwise you are you are in trouble all right all right let's do this thing wait no I didn't mean to do that no I didn't how do you how do you change how do you change shots [Music] LLB okay all right let's do this thing hour two a great time give me give me a second I'll switch it in a sec I'll switch it in a second wait do I have to aim this way in order for it to oh I I understand now okay oh God damn okay we're fine we're fine we're fine literally fine literally fine literally fine literally fine literally fine okay shut up okay there we go I know we're an hour two oh God that was a mistake of putting that on screen huh because now every single time an hour is going to change it is just gonna be filled with that for ever guys I I know what time it is please there we go okay we're good forget it oh okay wait maybe this one was good maybe this weapon's good okay I'm gonna change it now foreign 's good maybe you're right for once ever two here we go okay hour two uh let's give a little recap we are good we are doing well I would say we're doing well um we have beaten a majority of the bosses now and we're all we're done we're done it has taken us only an hour to beat the first island so at Max gonna be a two hour stream die house dice sorry I genuinely thought it was just a house called the die house it's just [Music] oh damn [Music] it's pretty good that's pretty good that's pretty good that's a pretty good song that's a pretty good song [Music] all right there we go we're good uh guys you're in hot dog you have you're straight because it's growing you're still gonna be a match for them yeah golly do you really think I do shut up nerd you're not even in this game uh turn the tables on when time comes do the right thing all right sure sounds good did you get the DLC the DLC is literally just bosses isn't it that will be another like four hours or no like another 12. all right let's uh do Sugarland shimmy everyone [Music] all right die die die die die die now die now die now wait what big big big big big corn big corn man big corn man big corn man I don't like him I don't I I pressed Dodge by the way I just want to have that be clear I pressed Dodge all right oh Big Waffle oh no oh wait it does it's gonna do that thing that's right I remember this I remember this it's all clean back to me oh wow that was actually you little p you little you little you little guy I hate you all right big big gum stopper that's not what it's called big big guy big big man big man big big man big man gun okay all right why not wait you die there we go there we go here we go all right after after me after me after me yo [Music] got three oh me are you kidding me I got distracted by the head I got distracted by the head because there were like 14 jokes that went through my mind so that it so then it ruined my hand-eye coordination waffle okay waffles first okay I said make sure to not be hit just don't get hit we're good all right we're good we're good they were they were like there were like 18 jokes that went through my Minds then it ruined my hand-eye coordination okay got we got rid of one of them got rid of one of them easy all right okay get rid of this guy get rid of that just get rid of him just get rid of him just get rid of him he doesn't he doesn't deserve live you don't deserve live you deserve die you don't deserve lift I'm where are we trying where are we trying where are we trying where are we trying now probably Shirley Berlin you know what else is brewing what who is this man oh oh God [Music] okay sure okay we're fine okay we're fine you can switch weapons I know we can switch weapons I'm not going to though oh no oh no okay we're fine we're fine we're fine we're fine we're fine just get rid of this guy and then all will be okay oh we'll be all right there we go get rid of all of his layers [Music] okay shut up I don't care I don't care I don't care cupcake oh God big cupcake big cupcake man big I don't care I don't I don't I don't like you big cupcake gun all right oh you die yeah you know you die now actually you die now how about that how about that how about you die now oh hey cam oh damn oh damn oh damn okay come on come on please please where where where where okay and now damage damage damage damage damage damage damage good good good good this is how you do it this is how you do it this is how you do it this is how you do it this is how you do it okay we're fine Dodge and Dodge again and Dodge again and Dodge again and Dodge again and Dodge again and Dodge again and Dodge again and Dodge again and Dodge again and and Dodge again and Dodge again and Dodge again that's how you do it baby that's how you doing baby live two hour stream two hour stream two hour stream literally two hour stream literally gonna be a two-hour stream that's how you do it I'm actually good I'm actually getting good at the game is this actually just gonna be like a like a like is it not gonna be a long stream like is it because that was so much easier than I thought it was gonna be I'm actually so cracked at this game there's no way if I if I beat it okay if you know what if I beat it before six hours okay let's make a deal Let's Make a Deal if I beat it for six hours okay if I beat it within six hours okay within within six I will upload two videos the next two months okay and if I don't do that then I will donate like 50k to charity [Music] okay he's about to lose on purpose no if I beat it within six hours okay [Music] I don't six hours is even possible I'll I'll probably remake I'll probably remake the BET once we uh once we hit six hours so don't worry okay go tiny mode tiny mode tiny mode hi anymore and there we go here we go we're good fine we're fine you're fine we're fine we're fine we're fine fine we're fine fine okay we're good deal okay I'll probably remake the BET once we get to six hours because this game apparently normally takes 10 hours to defeat so like oh God oh God okay we're fine go up go up go up go up go up go up okay we're fine go tiny mode tiny mode tiny mode okay tiny mode in big mode tiny mode then big boat okay we're fine okay absolute deal absolutely okay that was an unfortunate placement of uh of that to come out oh and nuke nuke nuke nuke nuke get destroyed get absolutely destroyed hold on hold on hold on hold on damn it okay we're fine we're still fine okay we're still fine we're still fine we're still fine we're still fine boing boing boing out of here are you kidding me okay we're good we're good we're good we're good do that good good good good good okay oh that's me oh my God it's me oh my God I can't believe it oh my God he's firing at me me at me no way oh oh damn oh damn oh damn oh my God I'm actually so good at this game I'm actually so good at this game have you have did you I need to shut up bomb nuke nuke nuke wait no no no no no come back are you kidding me are you kidding are you kidding me right now oh damn okay just gotta be careful just gotta be careful just gotta be careful okay we're fine we're fine oh okay okay this is fine this is fine that was mugman by the way nerd imagine knowing the difference the first try so well the first try and then just all the other tries like I don't know what it is I don't know what it is I don't know what it is please stop giving me yeah give me the cat I'm fine with the cat cat's chill maybe maybe not actually but maybe maybe not maybe look at those duchess oh my God look at that did you see that did you see those Dodges that was like I I I was being a just a gamer right there my God that was incredible look at those Dodges oh my God look at that look at that look at this this is your favorite boss in the game it's fair actually this boss is kind of cool I was gonna make fun of you but then I decided against it I I said you know what this boss is pretty cool you're right [Music] yeah we're good we're good we're good we're good we're good we're okay all right now next is uh next is uh next is mug next is mug right or cup no I'm not gonna I'm not gonna change this because of that one person maybe I should maybe that was a sign that was a that was a sum okay I get the I get it I'm sorry I'm sorry for calling it a a mug or a cup I'm sorry okay wow okay instantly just dead because of that stop talking should I just stop talking is that is that what's wrong is that what's wrong with me oh the swords thank God the swords are easy at least kind of okay we're good yes but but how will I be able to provide my stellar commentary if I'm not talking you know such noises as well and and how am I supposed to how am I supposed to give you guys that if I mean me I was dumb no that one was just that one was not even my fault that was just not even my fault it wasn't we need the sounds okay I'll give you the sounds I'll give you I'll give you the goddamn sounds if you want the goddamn sauce I mean I don't know oh big boy big boy big nuke nuke now nuke now nuke now nuke now I mean no game game video game oh God okay I have to know hit this watch this [Music] foreign don't watch that don't don't watch it actually don't don't [Music] I'm so upset I'm so upset we're fine we're fine we're fine we're fine we're fine we are fine we are okay there we are and up there there we go then over here there we go just like that and over God damn God damn okay we're fine dodging I need to stop talking I just need to stop talking I actually just need to stop talking that's what's going on I actually just need to quit talking now okay hitbox minimize and go here no but you you did that on purpose I know you did that on purpose I know you did that on purpose just to spite me God damn it look at that look at that my God oh my God how does he do it I don't know damn look at those Dodges those Dodges I need to sneeze no I do not need to sneeze I do not need to sneeze I do not need to sneeze I need to play this video again I do not need to sneeze I do not need to sneeze I do not need to sneeze I do not need to sneeze I do not need to sneeze I do not need to sneeze I do not need to sneeze I do not need to sneeze sneezing is not what needs to happen right now okay we're good we're fine we're fine we're fine oh I fought it off we're okay oh that was awful that was painful that was legitimately painful and we're good and we're fine and we're fine and we're good and we're good and we're fine and we're fine and we're and we're turning into a bomb and [Music] I disappoint even myself sometimes honestly I I really disappoint myself I do it a lot nuke here we go okay we're good that wasn't even a nuke I was a regular bomb but okay God damn oh God damn this is like this is this is hell this is hell this is actually what hell looks like there's no way there's no way okay okay I just gotta wait I just gotta wait I just gotta wait [Music] oh that's so funny that's so funny of you to do that to me that's so hilarious man yeah it's so funny it's just so funny it's just so it's just so so funny it's just such a funny funny little thing that you do oh my God that's hilarious I I love it I love it no it's great that's Ashley fan God damn look at those Dodges I'm the greatest gamer alive [Music] oh my God my reflexes are that of none other I am I am like I am I am my God oh my God absolutely incredible absolutely goddamn incredible that's how you do it that's how you do it okay I need to do this okay there we go good again again good yes again good yes again yes okay good yes yes good yes okay good yes okay yes good yes good okay yes good yes yes good good okay good yes okay good yes this is good this is fine this is fine nuke nuke nuke nuke nuke boom there nuke bam there bam fine bam Dodge mug mug mug mug yes good yes mug mug yes good hit hit hit damage damage damage damage damage damage hat hat beware of hat beware of hat beware of hat hat hat Beware of the Hat be aware of the hat hat yes good yes down yes s tiny yes tiny tiny go small go small now yes good yes yes good yes yes tiny damage no damage no tiny tiny damage yes Save nuke save nuke don't use nuke God damn it God damn it God damn it God damn it okay good damn it damn it damn it damn it damn it damn it damn it nuke nuke now nuke now nuke now nuke now nuke now okay damage damage damage damage yes yes damage dead God ah hey bro this game sucks this game sucks so much this game sucks so much this game is awful this game is the game the game is the worst best commentary oh my God fine we're fine we're fine okay tiny damage tiny oh nope not that one I don't even care I'm gonna just restart every single time until I get the swords one [Music] no one can dodge that ever that's that one that one half step one has to be that one has to be impossible that one genuinely has to be impossible there's no way that one's possible to dodge it's just it's just not possible [Music] hey I I I take that back sure all right shut up literally shut up if I destroy both of them on the one where they're I will just stop talking so that's fine I will that's the science just not talk forever stream foreign that has to be I think the worst death that I have ever had [Music] that that has to be I think genuinely the worst the worst death that I could ever have I got stomped on I got literally stomped on my God [Music] okay we're good the dragon it's easier you have not watched the last stream have you you did not watch the last cuphead stream did you [Music] there is no way in hell did you say that dragon is easier there is absolutely no way that you just said that to me unironically there is no way are you kidding me are you joking the dragon was the reason why I was stuck for an hour and a half an hour and a half do you have any idea the mental toll that an hour and a half of one boss has on a person you have no idea you have no idea I beat it and it was easy shut up please I'll do that now okay I'll do that now so that way okay hat hat hat Dodge the Hat Dodge the Hat make sure to dodge the Hat Dodge the balls no balls here no balls here thank you no none here none none no balls good yes good yes no balls no balls no false oh God oh God damn God damn it God damn it exactly vasectomy no false okay we're good we're fine we're fine we're fine we're fine we're fine [Music] but how is hat on head in there tell me that much how is hat on head and then hat there as well that's that is a canonical glitch that is a canonical mistake that is awful he has two hats God damn it that was dude that was too funny yes too damn it you're right I didn't I actually it actually had not occurred to me that he could just have two hats it didn't occur to me at all game sucks this game is awful should I try parrying like the beginning ones should I try like parrying them that might be better actually I like Parry it hold on and Perry there okay [Music] is awful I don't like this game Harry you did this why do this to yourself because I've decided because it was a sub goal okay and I have a history of not going through with sub goals so I wanted to make sure that I genuinely have a sub goal that I go through with but it just happened to be I think one of the worst ones possible so yeah that's that's the thing [Music] why did I Parry that I didn't need to Parry that because now look now I have the nuke and it just doesn't make sense it just doesn't make any goddamn sense because now I have the nuke and it just doesn't make it just doesn't make any sense we've got the goddamn like DVD screensavers going on right here and it's just it's just it's just Madness it's just Madness it is it is just Madness Candyland was harder are you kidding me I beat that was easy I beat that thing instantly get nuked all right now just have to make sure to hit [Music] two hours straight it's gonna be a two hour stream give me a two-hour stream fine maybe maybe two and a half maybe maybe two and a half streams no no no no to two and a half hours not two and a half streams not two and a half streams if I've streamed this for any more than one stream I'm going to die both but yeah I like I I don't even like if I have to stream this more than more than once I will probably die okay we're good we're fine we've got three HP hey that's that's that's that's that's good enough for me you know that is that is good enough for me oh okay we're fine and we're good I didn't look I didn't look I was being stupid oh I was being stupid I was being so dumb I was being so dumb let me let me just get this guy okay there we go God damn I didn't look if I if I end up losing because of that I'm gonna be so pissed this one better be the one that I win otherwise I'm never going to forgive myself ever like genuinely like I I if I if I do not if I do not like beat this one I'm gonna use this now all right if I if I like don't beat this one easily like okay remember the Hat remember the Hat remember the Hat Dodge balls remember the Hat Dodge balls look at the hat look at the Hat Dodge the balls look at the Hat Dodge the Halls look at the Hat Dodge the balls look at the Hat Dodge the balls look at the Hat watch the hat look at the balls look dope I threw myself off God damn it got the balls look at the Hat Dodge the hat look at the balls no look at the balls don't look at the balls don't look at the balls no don't look at the door this is reminding me of eighth grade uh don't lick the balls don't look at the balls okay all right let's go let's go all right we nuked him all right this is the one this is the one this one and dodged okay all right be careful be careful be careful be careful be careful be careful okay Dodge that Dodge that it's gonna activate that one okay no no [Music] [Applause] no [Music] economy this game sucks this game sucks so much this game sucks so so much use use that now use that now to get over yes good oh my God the strategies the strategies how does he do it oh my God wait the perfect strategy perfect strategy perfect strategy oh my God okay we're okay we're okay we're okay I threw myself off with my goddamn balls coming fine okay look at that it's charged perfectly it's charged perfectly fine and wait for this and now hey come here come here come here buddy get nuke please tell me that that worked please tell me that that worked I'm gonna be so pissed off that didn't work I'm gonna be so pissed off that didn't work God damn it okay that's fine we can we can take a hit here we can take a hit here that's fine too though we definitely can't take three God damn it this game sucks this game hurts so much [Applause] okay wow wow okay if this is the if this is the one that I'm stuck on no I'm not gonna be stuck on this one for much longer I I don't think I don't think I will be wait what I buried I parried I buried I did I buried why did it why did it hit why did it hit I I did I did I had buried that sounds so unfair that's so unfair I paid I parried but then it had me hit I care [Music] what do you mean what do you mean what do you even mean and now there okay fine now you decide to work screw you okay this is fine this is good this is good this is good this is good you're dying on the easiest stage this is not the easiest stage why are you guys saying that this is the easiest stage when it just most certainly is definitely not the easiest stage like it's not it's just not like you guys are saying oh are you dying on the easiest stage if it was the easiest stage then I would have beat it by now I met the swords oh shut up shut up anyway shut up anyway okay why why is he making that noise so I just can't be funny it's [Music] it's is that it I just can't I just can't say any jokes or else I'll instantly die is that what's going on it's easier with two people of course it is of course of course it is why why would it be why would it be harder why would it be harder with two people what do you mean ah it's easier with two people yeah no no crap I don't have two people I have me I have me and me alone all right it's getting really lonely yeah I know like for like four hours in this is just gonna turn into a therapy session where I talk about all of my problems in excruciating detail laughs all right let's see what this guy all right we're good fine okay oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my God yes oh my God it happened it happened oh my God finally it happened oh my God it finally happened oh my God it finally happened oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my God it finally happened oh my God [Music] oh the relief the absolute relief of that you have no idea how incredible that was oh my God okay Carnival see two-hour stream two hour stream all right here we go get Dodge [Music] okay he's dead I killed him oh he turned into big guy big balloon man wait I have to turn on auto aim turn on auto aim activate wait what what [Laughter] okay let's try this again let's try this again okay so for this one I'm gonna use this one and for the other one I'm gonna use auto aim because I'm not gonna be jumping much that's the only thing okay the other one I'm gonna use auto aim because I'm not gonna be jumping much that's the only thing okay we're good there we go there we go all right fine C just like that just like that just like that that's how you do it that's how you do it all right and auto aim auto aim on now okay and Dodge yeah see because then the auto aim will immediately get rid of the dogs it's actually so good you know the auto aim right now is like socks all right here we go God damn it okay we're fine we're still fine we're fine we're fine we're fine we're fine we're fine we're fine we're fine we are A-Okay we're doing great we're gonna play cuphead by myself there was a rhyme that could have worked there but I'm not playing this game with anyone okay we're fine we're good we're good we're fine we're fine we're fine we're fine we're fine [Music] socks because it gets rid of the dogs in it thank you thank you yeah no I deserve that one actually I deserve that one I just saw that one we're fine there we go all right dodge dodge it again watch this one and oh Perry yeah we're fine no this guy okay here we go you had your dogs out yesterday well okay no the thing is right I originally planned to wear socks and then I forgot to wear socks and then my light broke so I couldn't re-record it so I was just I was just out there like it like it like it was awful it was terrible I didn't mean to here we're good all right and switch to auto aim now okay we're good it is gonna be just a two-hour stream maybe maybe three I might give you guys three uh you never know why why did I just stand there but why did that happen we're good we're fine we're fine we're fine we're fine there we go just like that that's how you do it that's how you do it that's how you do it there we go all right switch switch [Music] okay we're good we're good yep just do this okay we're fine we're fine we're fine okay we're good we're fine just keep on jumping just keep on jumping keep on doing this keep on doing this okay we're good we're fine oh no [Music] I'm so focused right now I am so incredibly focused right now [Music] I am the most focused that I have ever been in my entire life I am I am achieving true gamer sense [Music] oh Jesus we're fine we're okay full gamer sense full gamer sense do that [Music] I'm gonna rob a bank I think it's I think it's about time I I think I think it's about time honestly I'm gonna I'm gonna rob a bank not really this is a joke I'm not I'm not encouraging crime twitch goddamn gamer sense is broken my gamer sense has been broken all right it is it has been broken since the very very beginning all right okay we're fine what's going on what's going on what's happening to me dodged just like that idiot it literal literal literal fool there we go literal literal fool again absolute absolute full absolute fool that's how you do it and now there just like that dead literally dead switch switch to the auto aim actually no let's try let's try this one let's try this one let's just jump you can just jump [Music] we'll just jump we won't jump but maybe we will maybe okay no none of them will hit literally none of them will hit okay no none of them are gonna hit it's better to do this Focus I am so focused right now you have no idea I have never been more focused in my entire life I mean I was a little unfocused there but um it's okay wait I can just stand under here I can just stand over here and do this wait that's actually I'm a genius oh my God how does he do it Mega Blast go and just stand under here and then just fire up it's literally just standard terrifying that was [Music] are you kidding me are you kidding me are you kidding me oh my God okay we're fine just like that dodged and are you playing with keyboard or controller I'm playing with controller if I if I played with keyboard I would be dead by now my fingers would be dead you have no idea why why don't I just not why do I just why do I just not why do I just why why oh why what's going on with my brain what is happening with my brain what is going on God thank you what what's happening because I'm getting distracted hold on let me mega Focus gamer mega mega gamer Mega Focus gamer mode that's what we're doing right now okay okay Mega Focus gamer Road okay mega mega Focus mega mega focusgamer mega gamer Mega Focus Mega gamer mode okay that's what we're on that's what we're on right now okay good okay Mega gamer mega mega gamer mega mega mega mega gamer Mega gamer Focus Mega gamer Focus okay we're fine we're fine we're fine we're fine we're fine we're doing okay and it's time to blast this fool damn okay hold on hold on yes oh my God oh my God okay okay we are two HP we're at 2hp hold on hold on hold on everyone hold on everyone hold on everyone this this could be this could be something this could be something big this could be something big all right this could be something absolutely positively massive this could be something huge even something massive you have no idea okay we're okay what happens now I forget what happens now okay penguins penguins oh God goddamn penguins get out of here wait why can't I why can't I fire at them why can't I fire at them okay we're fine they're all dead they're all penguins are all dead I killed all of them I killed every single goddamn Penguin on this Earth okay we're fine wait we're fine we're fine just die just die [Music] so difficult it's so difficult it's so difficult it's so hard it's so incredibly difficult this game this game sucks who made this cool in God damn mate who made this game who did it I need to I need to mail something okay we're fine we're fine we're fine we're fine okay we're good we're good we're good we're good we're good just died [Music] I'm kidding I'm not making threats I'm not making any threats I'm not making any threats that is not me I don't make threats that's what donkey sounds like sometimes okay please be green again so I can do the thing oh no oh no it's not green it's not green it's not green it's not green it's not green it's not green and blast oh no please don't leave I I I I I I did not I did not that was not my input that was not my input that was not what I inputted that is not what I that is not what I put in that is not what I inputted that is not what happened but this just not what happened okay we're fine we're good all right so we're fine literally fine I'm gonna turn on auto aim and you'll see why the Penguins it's the goddamn Penguins I need to get rid of them as soon as possible okay I'm gonna do this one now and then as soon as it turns to the Penguins I'm gonna switch all right that's the strategy okay Penguins go Santa will kill them right please it didn't kill him it didn't kill him it didn't kill him it didn't kill him it didn't kill him it didn't kill him it just didn't kill him that's awesome that's awesome that it didn't kill him oh that's great that's awesome that's fan freaking tested hello dodged are you kidding me what what happened what's happening what is happening there okay there we go we're good we're fine we're fine we're fine we're fine okay there's a bulb there be careful of the bulb Dodge we're fine okay I need to go into like mega mega gamer mode you have no idea okay fine we're fine we're fine we're fine we're fine there there get rid of them and get rid of the dogs get rid of the dogs get rid of the dogs okay we're fine we're fine we're fine we're fine we're fine we're okay we are okay we are okay okay we're good and we're fine yep see just like that bam oh my God that's like the fastest that we've ever done it that's like the fast oh my God that it's like the the fastest that we've ever done it oh my God and I just get to do this as well and I literally just get to do this I get to deal so much damage to this guy wait for okay we're fine wait it's gonna do that it's gonna do that there we go it's gonna come back and it's gonna be right there and then blast blast right now blast right now blast right now foreign are you kidding me are you are you actually kidding me did it just did it just move as soon as it just fine okay all right so I'm going to go to the bottom to get rid of the um or no what I just oh haha I know what to do I know what to do now I know what to do now I know what to do now I know I know this is this is the one this is the one okay and now I go down here to get rid of them instantly foreign [Music] everybody it might be it might be um it might be three hours [Laughter] I don't even okay all right mega mega gamer Mega gamer Focus mode Mega odd damn God damn God God where are you because the Assurance hell ain't here anymore because you're allowing this to be made sorry I get I get agnostic whenever I whenever I play cuphead it happens okay God damn it all right [Music] go let's go let's go let's go let's go let's go here we go all right all right we're fine fine we're okay we're okay I am doing A-Okay I am doing very great all right we're fine we're good red right there [Music] no come on come on dude you've gotta be kidding me oh it's golden don't jump okay good good good good good great work me and blast blast now blast now good good good good good good good good how come you immediately leave how come you instantly leave huh how how come how come how come how come how come how come how come how come I don't know all right we're good fine we're fine we're okay we are okay we are a-okay we're good okay we're fine this is good this is just sad screw you okay get up here dodge dodge dodge okay I'm just gonna Dodge the balls honestly I will literally just dodge the balls so it's gonna be from there first from there first there second their third from their fourth [Music] I actually did so well I actually did so well for a second there I actually did you see that that was incredible for a second oh my controller is unplugged that's why oh guys my controller's been unplugged this entire time I've been that's crazy that's wild I plugged it back in I I need to plug it back it became unplugged again that's crazy I need to replug it in oh okay it's plugged in now the controller's plugged in now guys don't worry the controller the controller is completely plugged in oh it was loose sorry it was loose okay that was plugged in you're up okay fine let's get this guy this is good job you're doing great Dodge stream yeah literally die get in the car accident why don't you oh Jesus I don't know that one's uh stop this game isn't bringing out the best of me I can tell you that much wait what did I did I do the Perry or did I just like somehow time it perfectly to the point where it okay fine that's fine and die now there we go perfect perfect perfect perfect perfect perfect okay don't don't jump don't jump and wait until it's green wait until it's green don't jump perfect wait until it's green is it green now it's green now okay okay it's green now and what am I doing what am I doing what am I some I don't even good good good yes keep on getting fired at yes you want to be fired at you want to be killed yes good okay we're good we're okay we're okay we have we have two lives two lives here we're doing okay and now that's how you this is how you do it okay we're just gonna get as many bullets here as possible right now so that we can hit it as many times as possible right now okay strategy I'm being strategic [Music] okay okay so the case the ball's gonna come from there then there then there okay it's gonna come from there to there okay come on come on this has to be it this has to be the one this has to be the one this has to be the one come on no ah this match will get red hot I'm so close every single time every single time this game who made this game who who all right all right I think I need to just start like coming up with like a words to say I don't know I don't know I don't know what I'm doing I don't I just don't know what I'm doing wrong we've been doing this for an hour no we have not okay no we have not we have not been doing this boss for an hour no yeah we're fine there we go now we're fine this one's been going on for almost 20 minutes and you guys have been entertained throughout you're welcome laughs okay yep what do you mean yep screw you guys who are you guys so unappreciative yeah we're fine fine we're fine we're fine we're fine we're fine we're fine I'm fine I'm fine I'm fine this is okay this is okay this is okay we're fine we're chill we're chilling we're chilling we're chilling here chilling here now and down and he's dead now there we go perfect I knew it I knew it I knew it my gamer senses off the charts gamer sense literally off the off the charts right now oh okay we're fine okay basically I I think actually what if I just saved it what if I just save the uh the mega for the big boy what if I saved the mega for the big boy I think that that's better because look at how many hits I can get in I think it's better to save it for the big boy because this stuff this stuff's easy this stuff's this stuff's easy okay like this stuff is fine yeah I'm a genius this okay that's fine wait okay wait wait wait wait wait wait what if this was it what if this was okay hold on what if that was the strategy this entire time let's just save it for this okay as soon as I can tell that he can start taking damage right now go okay just got hit a bunch there that was really really good okay there we go and again come on don't do this to me please don't do this to me please don't do this to me please don't do this to me please don't do this to me please don't do this to me please don't do this to me [Music] hey bro it did it to me it did it it just it just so it just so happened that it would in fact want it to do it one yes there okay perfect all right this is this is it this this is the run this has to be the run right right guys right guys same event for the last part is better I I could never agree more I could never agree more you are so right this this has to be the one we know the strategy all right all we have to do is just make sure don't make silly mistakes all right don't be don't be don't be silly all right be serious this is a serious game about you know cups and stuff yeah all right good save it we're gonna save it we're gonna save it kill the Penguins I'm trying to I'm really really trying to kill every single penguin that I see on a daily basis but it is just not working so far um it just it just totally happens to not be working so there we go okay God damn it that was a silly mistake I was being um goddammit okay we're good we're good we're good okay okay we're good I got scared I got scared there's no there's no excuse I just I just got scared okay and wait for it now literally right now okay we got we got the most damage possible on this bad boy we had the most damage possible we're gonna go down defeat to the Penguins [Music] this game isn't Fun this game just isn't this game is just not fun anymore or in general whoever made this game you have not made a fun game how dare you good okay fine okay good good good this is the one this has to be it right right this has to be it okay I I know how to do all the phases without getting hit so I just need to I just need to save up my my health points I just I need to save up my health points until the final battle otherwise I'm gonna be uh at that efficient pace so I'm saving up my health points God damn it I haven't saved up my help points yeah we're fine we're fine we're fine we're fine we're fine we're fine okay we're good okay we're good this is it this is it this is it voice this is the one this has to be it this has to be the one this has to be the one now die God damn it okay okay we're good fine okay we're good we're good we're good we're good we're good we're good fine we are A-Okay how come this guy isn't dead yet that's my question there it is okay here we go here we go here we go all right so we have two Health points all I have to do is just make sure to dodge the balls the best that I can all right we don't have to worry about falling all right so I have to make sure I remember that we do not have to worry about following what if I actually just stayed hold on I have an idea wait Mega Blast go oh okay we're good all right fine still fine we're still fine we're still fine use it now use it now I don't even care God damn it okay I thought I was doing so well I thought I was doing this game this is this the game sucks this game sucks this game sucks this game sucks this game sucks this game sucks this game sucks this game is suck this game sucks so much this game sucks so much oh man developers if you're watching this game you made a lovely game I love the aesthetic but God damn if you could have just made it you know nice and nice and fun if you could have just made it fun that would have been so much better that could have been so much better for absolutely everyone involved for literally everyone involved if you just made it fun I really hope they never see this I will feel so bad okay we're good we're okay we're okay we're okay we're okay please just beat it oh that's what I oh okay I know I get it I have to I have to hug a dude I I don't know what I was thinking before you're right you're so right about that you're a genius even oh my God that's what I that's what I haven't been doing this entire time I haven't been beating the game I thought I damn the more of them hey the more you know you know the more you learn the more you experience the more you get hit in the head by shoehorn stuff together what are those horseshoes there they are all right Mega Blast the Penguins oh my God that's actually genius wait that's actually genius wait oh my God you're right wait wait you're right wait that's so right wait yeah because I can do this and then just as soon as all the penguins are down I just meant I just Mega Blast them like like like now and then that both damages them and the person and then I only have one ball to dodge which is easy it's easy to dodge one ball [Music] who said that who said that hold on who said that [Music] who said it who did it who said that who said that who said I don't know who said it I can't I can't see who said it I can't see who said it oh my God oh my God that was it the entire time that was it that was it the whole time oh my God that was literally it the whole time oh my God are you guys sad can't find the fourth member okay oh um what do you have to say good timing fellas you cannot walk yourself bombs switch your weapon mini bombs sounds good to me okay what's up what do you have to say okay shortcut all right here we go funfair fever VIP them I don't know who said it I don't know who said it first ah spooky goddamn goddamn Blues okay we're fine I I dodged but sure no you can you can keep on believing that I didn't sure I dodged there too I dodged there as well okay the problem there was that I dodged actually okay I'm just gonna skip this guy he doesn't need to exist in my opinion my my humble humble opinion neither does that Jesus Christ some dumb balloons but can I just oh I can't I have to go around okay whatever that's fine shut up go away no one likes you see no no one L okay I'm losing my mind this level is the worst of the Run and Gun [Music] by playing it then do I even need to play this I will I will just gladly not no [Music] okay we'll give it we'll give it this try and then uh we'll see what we'll see what goes on here we go okay we're fine what is this what is this oh God damn oh God damn okay fine sure foreign I need the money I need the money I need the money I need the money I need the money I need the money I need the money I need the money I need the money I need the money I need the money I need the money okay now I know how to play this game though now I know how to play it see where I watch when I say watch just the most god-awful gameplay to ever experience happens and it's like man man hour three okay I'll change it after this try [Music] a damn get me out here get me out of here this is help this is help okay so it wasn't a two-hour stream it was not a two-hour stream I'll give you guys okay but it will it will not it will not be it will it yes yes this is good this is dude I'm so I'm I'm not angry I'm not really angry this is all of it this is all just a bit just so everyone's aware on Purpose By the way they do this on purpose [Music] okay there you go Who Made Who I'm not gonna I need to I need to think of something else to say what if I just killed this guy first said he doesn't annoy me there we go [Music] goddamn Mega gamer mode what was that did you see that what the hell was that I entered into like my my I used like my fourth brain there that was incredible by God huge Ultra Mega gamer mode that was incredible and then I instantly ruin it and then I just and then I just instantly ruin it by by being me oh that was deep Tick Tock get on that one oh my God oh then I ruined it by being me do I need this coin no I don't I have decided I don't oh my god did I do it wait did I do it did I do it s n a wait okay s n a c k snacks I did it I spelled it we did it boys snacks and oh damn there's an and hold on hold on guys this is getting serious give me a second Stacks in stop adding spelling to your goddamn games it throws me off [Music] I think I just have to not fire because then they don't explode yeah wait oh my God was the whole problem that entire time just me firing [Music] is firing all of the problem do I just not need to fire [Music] no I need to fire now okay I know I need to fire now okay there we go was that seriously the problem the entire time okay there we go kill this guy yeah why don't you guys ever tell me come on [Music] God damn it that coin wasn't worth it that coin was just never worth it the coin is never worth it all right just let's just kill this guy fast because I don't I mean actually no I don't need to kill this guy fast he's easy literally easy okay hold on we did no I I don't I I want to figure out things on my own but there is going to be a time where if I'm just stuck for a while then at that point you know you just kind of you just tell me you know I want I want to figure things out on my own so if uh why am I stupid why am I so stupid [Music] I I I went on to the platform just fine and then I just decided you know what I'm gonna do I'm gonna just jump off I'm just gonna I'm just gonna jump off and die like that like that too Jackson trains if it says snacks and trains I will I don't know I'll do something I won't do anything actually deals I wish that I I wish that there was like a a microchip that I could just put in my brain you know I was just like oh to do this now or not no not not full a ton wait no wait no hold on I do not want to be under control over it [Music] brain chip a brain trip would be sick that like could you could you imagine listening to music but like never having to put in headphones I would I would gladly sell all of my thoughts if it meant that I could listen to music without headphones I would I would gladly I would gladly because what are they gonna do with it what are they gonna do what are they what are they gonna do with my thoughts hmm God damn I I need to I need to what are they going to do with my thoughts what's the worst thing that they can do with my thoughts nothing nothing [Music] I'm so stupid I'm so stupid what what what sell them to who [Music] who wants to buy my thoughts no one no one wants to know what I'm thinking about us laughs dude probably merch go crazy this guy's selling his thoughts hello there we go okay [Music] all right there we are there we go up up then Dodge the Dodge the Dodge no [Music] sure why not sure why not why not huh why not just kill me why not just kill me do it do it so annoying this is so annoying you have no idea how utterly awful this is you have no idea how utterly terrible this is [Music] there we go there we go and we're fine and dodged okay okay zero zero hits there zero hits zero hits there zero zero hits there okay [Music] all right now we have to just hit these guys a bunch there we go now we're good okay I just have to oh on Earth am I supposed to know that that's coming how how on Earth oh Seth just say the most to say the most I am I am I am disappointed I am upset I want that coin a lot um okay that was terrible that was terrifying that was absolutely terrifying [Music] okay that was that was terrifying that was so scary I have never been more scared in my entire life [Music] okay red [Music] who's squirting uh who's squirting ketchup and mustard at me I threw myself off I threw myself off of that one and I threw myself off I'm sorry I'm sorry I threw I threw myself off just not funny okay I have to speedrun this speed riding speed running mode engaged okay there we go here we are here there here sure just float on down why don't you sure it's been 10 minutes do I look like I care I'm beating this okay if I quit now then I will be forever known as rambu live the guy that quit that one time and out rambu live the guy that yeah you know what I mean [Music] you guys got it damn damn die please die please die if you wouldn't if you would be so kind thank you okay there we go all right we're fine foreign God damn how good am I at this for again ever ever again I don't want one to doubt me ever okay never never doubt me ever ever if you do then I I will know okay and I'll be very upset all right I will know I will know if you ever doubt me again okay we're good okay we're fine okay we're good oh dodged okay we're fine we're fine we're fine we're fine we're fine we're fine we're fine fine we're fine we're fine we're fine we're fine snacks and treats yeah it was treats what's not trains foreign God damn who is this wait what oh Dodge okay wait I just have to dodge it oh please please yes oh my God this game sucks this game this game's awesome I love this game this is very fun but it's also terrifying and awful and terrible we got all five gold coins though we got all the coins we're okay we got all the coins we didn't even have to do that oh no we did oh no we did have to do that sweet okay what's this Aviary action all right here we go [Music] time for Aviary action everyone bombs [Music] probably bomb you yes let me bomb you a bit okay this is fine this is this is fine this is fine this is fine this is fine this is good this is okay wow okay there we go all right let's do this thing we've got this we've got this okay dodged Dodge just like that all right now hook up an egg at me because that's totally how it works okay good we're good what [Music] whole thing is it's literally easy I'm just stupid that's the terrible thing is that it's literally easy but I'm just really really dumb laughs [Music] that's the thing it's that it's literally so simple it's literally so simple this is the hardest boss okay watch this watch this watch this easy easy mode that's just easy mode wait they they the eggs can't hit me if I stay back here I'm a genius never mind never never mind kill those birds [Music] easiest boss it is not it is most certainly not the easiest boss you guys are lying [Music] it's not the easiest boss Mega Blast hold on get over here blown up get blown up get literally blown up [Music] that's what he sounds like okay we're good see this is easy oh wait no okay I I thought it was I thought it would oh my God what balls [Music] oh that's Parable but I didn't want to okay okay I don't my commentary has completely been ruined when God damn you just shot me you actually actually just murdered me in In Cold Blood oh God damn it oh where are we at not even a close to halfway are you kidding me are you kidding me not even halfway or like barely over halfway I wish that I could just vomit out whole eggs that sounds awesome that'd be the greatest party took of all time it's like hey one two one scrambled eggs how we don't have any eggs sorry watch this a whole egg that'd be incredible that'd be the life of the party I would be it's true okay wait bomb mode bomb mode bomb Time Bomb Time Bomb Time Bomb Time Bomb Time Bomb time there we go I use the invincibility frames to my advantage because I'm a true gamer [Music] wrong you cannot tell me that wouldn't be a killer party trick you cannot tell me that that wouldn't be an amazing party trick of just hey what's some eggs stop we don't have any actually I'm sorry egg incredible oh my God I'm incredible I'm all right [Music] I'm okay God damn it [Music] I have an idea uh where is where's big big where's Big where is big place okay this is the one get out of the settings no I'm doing a thing I'm changing it to this button so that I can easily press it without having to move my thumb which then which then um screws me up being smart see because now I can I can I can I can be I can be smart now because now all of my fingers are on a button that does something instead of before when they weren't see it's optimal it's optimal okay I'm being optimal right now see watch this bam Steve wouldn't be able to do that I missed you've got to be kidding me [Music] the concept is there the execution is not let's just die [Music] watch this every single time I say watch this I've noticed that I've just instantly died so maybe I have to tell you guys to like look away for a second right no one no one watch this part everyone just close your eyes all right everyone just everyone just close your eyes for a bit all right okay everyone everyone just closed your eyes all right no one no one look at what's happening all right everyone everyone just close your eyes [ __ ] yeah perfect go just go to sleep however you're supposed to leave my fault I was supposed to leave my fault hey Darren I saw one person that was staring there I do not appreciate that I do not I do not appreciate that at all actually God there's so many badges Jesus Christ I mean I can just see them in my peripheral and get blown up idiot there we go good nice this is good all right now it's this guy oh tiny okay we're good okay we're good we're fine we're fine we're fine we're fine we're fine we're fine we are fine we are A-Okay tiny mode tiny mode okay we're fine and Dodge okay literal idiot literal idiot literal idiot literal fool literal fool literal fool literal full literal fool and Tiny bam just like that just like tiny tiny mode good we're fine we're fine okay this is probably really confusing to hear with audio only because I'm sure that all of you have your eyes closed right now I'm sure that I'm sure that all three of you have your eyes closed okay we're good we're good come on please please dude please dude tiny tiny tiny mode okay we're fine come on come on keep on firing bullets at this child God damn God's most durable baby versus God's most full gun [Music] this is [Music] I think it's the worst thing I've ever said on stream the thing that is actually the worst thing that I've ever deserved it was deserved now [Music] you need the bomb for the last one I I I get that I get that now I get that one now okay dodged [Music] I can't get over it that's the worst sentence I've ever said on stream oh God okay [Music] there we go we're good shut up I love the noise that it makes here it just goes damn can I not appreciate the game without getting absolutely decimated my God apparently not okay one two up one two down down down down down up down left right bomb bomb this guy there how come you aren't dead yet there we go okay now it's time for the most durable person ever I parried it though I did period though I did Parry it though I did period though [Music] I did Parry it though like I did I just straight up did I had to okay [Music] fine we're doing great doing fine gonna have such a good time I'm gonna oh Jesus okay we're fine we're good we're okay and Perry I missed okay that's fine we're good there we are [Music] hello I'll write the sound effects this time I don't know how this baby sounds I don't want to know how this baby sounds honestly not screw just for that get nuked just for that just for that literally just for that that was out of spite that was a spite nuke right there okay go this way am I really about to lose no I've decided I've decided you know what I won't lose it's time okay go around and it's right there gamer sense gamer sense is huge gamer says it's massive switch to bombs bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb pills pills bombs and pills pills and bombs and bombs and pills and bombs bomb bomb bomb how many bombs can you take okay we're fine we're fine we're fine um um um please um no [Music] oh that was probably like three more that was probably like three more dude oh my God this game all right well now I know how to do a Hit List though so I'm just gonna do a hit let's run real fast just so you guys are all aware because we're on the same page this is gonna be a hit list run [Music] I'll see you guys all know this is just gonna be fully hitless all right see we're good I love doing that I'm sorry it's so funny okay this guy yeah get out of here idiot oh Jesus Christ thank you how are you oh Jesus I'm dying I'm dying I'm trying not to die foreign [Music] guys I got food hold on I like bread oh my God damn I'm getting I'm getting treated today I should do this more often I should do I should I should do these types of strings more often this is incredible hi okay [Music] oh my God I got you the thing I got a pizza oh my God I got a pizza [Music] how's it going it's it's going great how long have you been playing football I've been playing for uh two and two and a half hours now are you winning I hope so I really hope how do you know if you win it I don't know I am on I am on aisle I'm on aisle two oh this way that oh was so genuine yeah I'm do I'm doing it guys [Music] hello okay no I am progressing it's just it's just long you know what oh mystery no those are not from today those are not from today this has been a hard game for you every time this is not that stuff from today you know what yeah if you're still going by hour six I'll come in with a bottle of vodka who knows you know what deal you know what deal you know what sure yeah okay but if you if you're carrying on by hour six every time you die you take a stop no I will die I will actually die I'm not even kidding I will die okay okay I will just bring okay yeah I will be back I was wait how are you on right now one hour two and a half okay I'll be back I'll come back over and like I'll come back over in like two hours okay and I'll bring some fun okay if you're still going sounds good I'm gonna I'll come back over with some fun okay um okay for context by the way I'm currently on 53 deaths so if I I would die I'm pretty I'm fairly certain I would literally die the pizza's very good thank you oh you can steal it yes thank you oh yeah yeah steal all that [Music] I know that's why I got it but damn that's what I'm saying you guys are always like oh Domino's but like this is good yeah that's what I'm saying I always [Applause] thank you again a cheese triangle oh my God the cheese triangles goddamn all right bye thank you bye-bye be back soon I'll see you in a bit AMC's the best shout out to Angie [Music] actually just got me pizza that's awesome that is incredible all right let's do this thing [Applause] okay hopefully you guys can hear my chewing I'm gonna move the microphone a little bit away just in case okay I've got I've got a whole slice of pizza in me it's time to no hit run this now which is the best all right let's go okay we're good [Music] God damn it I need napkins hold on I need I need I need like napkins where are they hold on um where are the napkins wait hold on I had I have like I had like little things specifically for this where the goddamn oh my God oh my God it got me so much um give me a second hold on I need to grab I need to grab napkins from like across the room give me a second someone just okay hold on someone just said that they forgot that I that I had to face a pizza and I just want to talk about that I just I just want to talk about that what do you mean you forgot that I had a face to put pizza into what do you mean oh man I forgot that this guy ate who do you think that I am you think that I am just some some otherworldly entity which I mean would make sense I'm shoving this pizza into my eyes right now dude it's so good foreign [Music] let's do this thing this is the one this is the one boys this is it this has to be it [Music] oh my God I'm actually so much more focused now my God my game size watch this 360. I didn't do anything I thought that I I thought that that would like move more than it did so then I just kind of wiggled [Music] we're good we're good look at that look at that and get Newt oh we're gonna retry that here I'm gonna shove this pizza inside me as quick as I can oh god oh [Music] Dodge with one hand oh God damn all right reloading okay we're fine Pizza has made it so much harder [Music] that'd be terrible make sure you guys uh are make sure you guys are playing responsibly I don't know [Music] I don't know at this point I can't believe that you guys are all here I'm gonna be real I can't not believe that people are here for this stream like I'm gonna I'm gonna be completely honest like God damn [Music] waiting so long for the true that is true but still I mean it's just it's just watching the same frames over but then slightly differently [Music] okay it's a little bit after I get to Lucas when he dies so I'm gonna just I'm just gonna do this okay we're fine we're good it's for the personality thanks guys all right nuke the baby possible okay there we go I'm good and her tiny okay we're fine it's nice [Music] I'm fine it dodged oh outplayed you dumb little baby Megamind looking dumb stupid little stupid little baby oh stupid dumb baby baby [Music] I am okay I am okay I'm not okay government the price is fine I think hey dude how how many again okay we're fine we're fine we're fine and bumps bombs now bombs now bombs now okay diamonds okay no I'm stupid I'm so stupid I'm so stupid I'm so stupid I'm so stupid Oh my God wait these are oh wait wait these are these are magnetizing bottles wait oh my God oh my God oh my God okay wait uh wait wait wait wait wait wait magnetizing but I'm just sick actually hold on hold on hold on hold on yes yes that's how you do it that's how you do it that is just how you do it [Music] yeah I have my mouth yeah [Applause] [Music] [Applause] that's how you do it that's how you do it that's how you just keep on winning honestly [Music] now what's this one mostly M2 oh it's the thing [Music] here comes I like this one this one's fun oh I'm good at this one [Music] I really hope that you guys can hear me too I'm very sorry if you can what the hell what the hell what the hell what the hell is this okay we're fine we're fine we're fine literally fine literally just a god at this game literally just a guy at this game hold on come back around come back around idiot idiot absolutely absolutely wait wait for it wait for it wait for it get the sky first hold on wait for it wait for it oh God wait wait ah that is how you do it victory lazy that is how you do it that was actually incredible something special for you ladies every day you're welcome you're welcome for saving you again Victory Pizza I don't even care [Music] I'm so good at this game I'm so good at this game I'm so good at this game I like the Mega Blast the best I think I think I'm gonna use not gonna use it uh watery being okay I'm so good at this game okay who's next who's next there's the shop I don't really need to shop who's next so we did that one we did that one did we do this what's this fun house frazzle okay who's who's after this [Music] foreign frolic [Music] fiery frawling [Music] let's do it let's do it who cares let's do it [Music] I'm so focused right now you have no idea you have no idea how focused I am [Music] I have never been more focused in my entire life than I am at this moment hey fireballs okay fine fine one Fireball there there's the tail okay [Music] we're good fine we're fine we're fine two balls no problem okay we're good we're doing good we're doing good okay we almost have enough for Mega Blast okay remember they're gonna randomly jump like that and they're gonna randomly jump in a random direction as well so I can't tell like that like that God damn it like that I hate this guy hate this guy hold Mega Blast Mega Blast Mega Blast now what that's not I thought I had the Mega Blast I had the Megabus I thought I thought I had to make a bus I did not have to make a bus okay we're fine we're fine we're fine we're literally fine we're literally God damn it okay halfway we got to halfway on the first try that's not bad okay halfway this will not be long okay I promise you okay I promise you this will not be long okay all right okay all right let's do this thing will not be long I swear I think I should turn I should turn on the auto aim on that one I'm stupid because it was just another shots were hitting none of the shots were hitting on that one I should turn on the auto aim just focus on dodging okay that's the one that's the one [Music] who took my controller okay sorry [Music] okay that's fine I won't restart I won't restart I'll just I'll just play it out as long as I can each time there's so much going on on screen it's like it's just too much just too much there we go we're good we're good fine we are A-Okay we're still a-okay I'm what I'm what I'm what they call A-Okay I'm okay okay now turn on to this here we go okay turn on to this and then we're good there we go look at that see okay we're fine okay okay we're fine [Music] we're fine [Music] we're good we're good we're good [Music] I am so incredibly focused right now we're getting so many hits in come on [Music] I don't even want to look at you guys I'm not going to okay okay okay now we use the Mega Blast now wait what what happened I can't there it is okay [Music] let's how close come on okay we're gonna do it we're gonna do it fast okay we're gonna do it fast I did good I did good I did good that time we're gonna do this one fast okay this one's gonna be fast as hell it's doable it's very doable come on [Music] they're fine fine we're fine we're fine we're fine we're fine uh remember to keep on moving this way okay it's fine that's fine that's fine nope that's not fine that's not fine that's not fine that's not fine that's not fine okay this is not gonna take an hour and a half I swear to God if it takes an hour and a half I'm like I'm quitting streaming forever okay good oh my monitor's been upside down this entire time crazy [Music] okay here we go here we are there we go Crouch it's fine okay [Music] there we go we're good damn it [Music] that's so annoying that's so annoying that is just the most annoying thing ever okay we're fine fine we're fine we're fine okay so I know as soon as we get to like four and a half that's when he's gonna die as soon as we get to like four and a half cards that's when he usually dies there he goes okay and we switch this one okay you just have to remember to dodge remember to dodge remember to dodge okay [Music] I suck at my own advice oh wait so they jump towards the platform I see okay they jump towards a random platform ah okay I'm sorry fine here we go there we go I think wait what if I try to get the blast as fast as possible so that I can um so that I can use it here and then hopefully the HP will carry over so that I don't have to be on that phase as much have we have we consider that everyone have we considered that because I'm I'm currently considering it a little bit I'm going to be real [Music] okay I think that might be the play I think that might be the play that could very well be the play like like this we use this right and then they're gonna yes they're gonna immediately so they take all the it takes all the hits and then you won't have to be on this face for that long okay God damn it [Music] followed me it [Applause] [ __ ] okay we're fine here we go [Music] fine it it it it it it it does not it does not jump towards the previous platform that is wrong that is very wrong that is very wrong that is wrong I can assure you that that is incorrect foreign I don't think that's correct either I meant to Perry I meant to Perry but then it didn't jumps at you no it doesn't it doesn't jump at you either it jumps it jumps the way it wants to jump oh my God I just don't Parry I just don't Parry it's up to where you're gonna go that's also wrong it does it randomly it jumps the way you're facing I I can believe that one actually how did I Parry that what the hell I was off the screen that was incredible [Music] I can believe that one [Music] I can I can believe that one I can believe that they jump in the way that you're facing we'll we'll test that theory we'll see [Music] there we go hold on hold on hold on there we go and it's dead hopefully please stop what how was I supposed to help how would I am hi how how on Earth how on Earth am I supposed to put Dodge that okay we're gonna be fine we're gonna be fine we're gonna be fine we're gonna be fine it's random okay let's see I'm facing I'm gonna be facing exclusively this way let's see if they jump that way hey that one did that one did hold on that one also did that one also did that one also did we figured it out it's the it's the direction that you're facing whoever said that you were a genius we figured it out it's the direction you're facing yes it is it is we figured it out holy crap we figured it out okay that's fine I'm fine with that loss because we figured it out I'm I'm completely A-Okay with that loss because we figured it out I don't even care I don't even care that we lost okay we're good foreign that was so good we figured it out we finally figured out the way to dodge that second part because that second part is literally the reason why I would lose every single time during the hour and a half we're actually gonna beat it we're actually gonna beat our previous cells we're gonna guys we are not the person we are not the person we were all that time ago God damn maybe never mind maybe maybe I am there we go and I I can't I can't do anything to dodge that I just can't do it should I just restart now yeah I should just restart now I get to one Health before the second time [Music] I'll wait until this long there we go okay I'm evolving I am being smart I am being intelligent I'm being very intelligent okay my my brain is massive my brain is currently massive okay there we go there we go come on come on good good good good good oh that little guy that little thing is ah tail [Music] it's the goddamn tail always gets me there we go got that okay and Mega Blast now use it now let's juice it now wait and then the platform will be directly under me yes yes I was correct but that I was wrong it's fine we can just no hit the rest of this it's okay we'll just know hit the rest of this okay because it's because I was facing [Music] it doesn't it doesn't it doesn't just face the way they lied whoever said that you're dead to me now whoever said that you were literally dead to me how dare you how dare you I think we just had really really good RNG God damn it we still don't know we still don't know oh God oh no there we go there we go go down here hit it a bunch hit it a bunch some more painted a bunch some more just keep on hitting it keep on hitting it there we go keep on hitting that bad boy all right all right should we just use the Mega Blast now I think we use the Mega Blast now so you don't have to deal with it as much all right you can use it now we just have to do this I you [Music] I I have my [Music] um [Music] I'm so upset I'm so upset you have no idea how upset I am you have no idea how I how upset I am because of that that that made me that made me angry not really but kind of at the same time God damn God damn okay here we go this is the one this is the one this is the one all right I'm going I'm going mega mega gamer Mega gamer gamer Focus mega focusgamer mega mega gamer you know yeah all right gamer Focus gamer Focus I'm just gonna keep on talking to Phil the silence though I'm going to keep on talking and it's not even gonna make sense it's not none of it isn't even gonna make sense all right because I don't care about making sense anymore okay I don't even care about making sense about anything all right it's this is the one who's this is the one because this is the one all right this has to be the one otherwise what has it all been for you know what is all this what is all this trial and tribulation been for all right it's been for nothing it's been for it's it's just been for nothing it's just been for it's just been for nothing you know what's the point hey bro what's the Goddamn point okay [Music] oh okay let's just I'm getting in my head I'm getting in my own head hold on I need hold on hold on I know what I need I know what I need hold on I'm gonna eat this I'm gonna just hop in this slice of pizza okay mm-hmm okay I'm gonna eat the pizza okay eat a pizza all right and then we're gonna go right [Music] this is gonna be the one okay seriously okay here we go [Music] damn I just knocked off my water agent spell we're good okay there and there good good good good good good good this is good this is good everyone this is good this is okay [Music] dude I'm really worried that um one time I'm gonna like rage as a joke and everyone's gonna think that it's serious and everyone's gonna go like oh man this guy this guy gets angry I'm just gonna get really upset about that come on am I just am I just stupid am I am like I need you guys to be honest am I just dumb I think because I think I am I honestly just I just at this point at this point it's just it's just it's just sad like at this point it's just it's just too much you know there's no way that someone could fail this one cuphead level this many times but yet I do yeah I do and for for no reason I just I just do and uh it just doesn't make any sense this doesn't make any sense to me you know I I tap that I I tap I tapped I tapped space I not even space I pressed a I pressed a on that and then just how come I did so well the first try how come I did how come I literally got to the end of the first try and now we're at this point how come I did so well like what's what what happened what happened to me I I fell off I'll tell you guys that much oh man okay we're fine we're fine we're fine we're fine we're fine we're fine we're fine [Music] yep here we go okay good good good good good good this one's good okay I can I can feel this one I can feel this one okay [Music] gotcha okay okay I'm so focused right now I have no idea okay good okay good damn it I need to stop jumping as soon as that's jumping I need to jump later good okay [Music] [Music] blast come on okay no come on come on come on [Music] oh wow we did so wow it was so close that one physically hurt me that one was that one was painful that one was so painful that one oh that one hurt that one hurt because we believed we believed for so long that I just didn't know what to dodge that I was being stupid oh my God I even died I even did oh my God I dodged so well I dodged so well I dodged so well too [Music] okay we're good okay nice okay here we go all right and now we switched to this but I think I think I should just use the blast as soon as I get it on this one honestly I think that that's probably the play it's good okay good okay I got it okay hold on do this okay that did hit him okay I was about to say I was about to say if that just didn't hit at all it did it doesn't even matter though it doesn't even matter though it doesn't even matter though it doesn't even matter it doesn't even matter it doesn't even matter it doesn't even matter doesn't even matter though doesn't it doesn't even at the end of the day doesn't even matter huh it doesn't even matter because I just who am I you know let's get into that who am I as a person you know I I try to I try to be you know the the best person that I can be you know I I still I still make mistakes but I mean at the end of the day I still I still like to think that I'm a you know just a good person in general you know I'd like to think that because because of the fact that I I try my best to learn from my mistakes I think that that that at least hopefully but the thing is I I feel like sometimes in in the in the trials and tribulations of of being a good person sometimes you can end up trying so hard that you end up going into the other direction and you end up becoming uh a bad person because of how much you genuinely try to be a good person because you feel like it doesn't come naturally even though most of the time that it does you know that's just that's just that's just what I'm thinking now let's go beat up this cartoon dragon I don't even I don't even know what I just said I'm pretty sure I just put a bunch of buzzwords together and then just made a sentence out of it I don't even know I don't even know what I okay I just have to get not hit I just have to knock it I just have to not hit get hit yes [Music] I just have to knock it hit then we're good that's that's the play but the plan is to not get hit all right that is that is the general General plan of it all is just don't get hit just don't get hit again all right and we'll use the blast now that that missed completely that that missed completely that was completely oh this is the one though it's okay I'm gonna do I'm just gonna use the blast now [Music] let's go let's just use less now let's just do that let's just do that why don't we why don't we right right here right all right guys I'm going nuts I'm going absolutely wild with it I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm going with an incredible mode with it it's gonna be awesome I'm gonna be so good at this game by the time I'm done with this I'm gonna be so like look at that look at this place who who else could do this place no one no one else to do this place except for me right because I can do this place I can do this place I can do this place no one else can no one else can all right it's just me only me all the time yes only me I'm so good at video games all right it is literally my job and that is why I'm good at it okay it's literally my job and that is why I'm good right it is my job that is why I'm good I'm good at video games I am good at video games I'm good at video games not that good but it's okay okay [Music] [Applause] I'm calm I'm so calm right now I'm so calm right now I you have no idea how calm I am you have no clue how just so incredibly calm I am right now it's the most calm that anyone's ever been in their entire life and that's me the the calm it's it's true I'm so just normal it's incredible put this controller through the goddamn window okay please tell me that this isn't gonna take another hour and a half please please I really hope it doesn't I'll feel so bad if it does I feel so incredibly bad if it does you have no idea how just awful I'll feel if it does thank you because everyone's just like oh yeah no we're doing good and everything then I just and then I just roll up with this why did I did on Earth would anyone do that there's no way there's no way that it's happening again there's no way that the same things are happening again you've got to be kidding me I have to I have to get I have to get I have to get I have to be I have to be better I have to be better I must be better God damn it there we go guys I'll I'll change it I'll change it when I get time it's not even then it's not even then it's not even you guys need to you guys need to come you guys need to calm down with with with Spam in it all right the mods the mods are suffering enough trust me [Music] there we go there we go here we are here we go okay and we're good and we're okay I'm Gonna Save the blast I think I think I'm Gonna Save the blast I think I might just save the blast honestly okay okay sure [Music] there we go okay okay there we go [Music] okay we're fine we're fine we're fine we're fine we're fine this is A-Okay everyone right guys right guys this is all a-okay [Music] I'm just like my brain is just off like I I genuinely I I don't think I'm thinking right now obviously what the hell was that okay okay here we go okay okay do I keep on jumping that's that thing yes okay okay wait wait wait Otto auto aim what am I doing auto aim there we go [Music] okay we're good we're good okay we're good fine we are A-Okay we are currently a-okay we are currently fine everything is currently fine I'm currently very normal okay I don't want anyone thinking differently okay I am currently fine foreign okay [Music] come on oh God what what the [Music] [Applause] [Music] hour for hour four everyone we are now in hour four yay yay I love our four let's go this is it good day come on I'm going I'm going I'm going to our stream to our stream to our stream okay I'm Gonna Save the blast for the last one I think I think that's way better the last one is so difficult [Music] okay I'm gonna do it I'm gonna do it I'm gonna do it I swear to God I'm gonna do it I'm good at what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna do something this is it this is it this is it this is it [Music] there we go we've only been live for three hours yeah no guys it's it's hour four because we are currently in the fourth hour three hours have passed we are currently in the fourth hour that is that is how it works we're good we're good okay good good good good oh my God okay all right I'm gonna do this one with my eyes closed I'm gonna do this next one with my eyes entirely shot my eyes are completely shut right now my eyes are my eyes are just like like my eyes just don't have anything going on in them right my eyes are completely closed right now all right I'm not even looking I'm literally not even looking right now it's it's true I'm not all right I'm not I'm not looking right now I'm not looking literally not looking literally no look no looking no looking we're good no looking at all no looking at all I am just like the master of No Looking honestly how does he do it all right there we go all right [Applause] get get outplayed and wait for it outplayed there we go outplayed there we go out played there we go God damn it I'm normal I'm so normal I'm so high it just all goes to hell it just all goes to hell I could I could do literally anything I could literally invent world peace right now and then they would just find a way to hit me it just doesn't make any sense okay here we go we're on auto aim and Mega Blast now and onto platform please onto platform okay this is fine wait why is it going for those I don't want it to go for those [Music] foreign [Music] this isn't Fun this isn't fun this isn't fun this isn't fun this isn't fun this isn't fun this is not fun this is not this is not a definition of fun all right this is Purgatory this is this is goddamn Purgatory all right Martin Luther was incorrect Purgatory is real all right and it does and it does cost money except it's not indulging since it costs goddamn 23.99 on the steam store I'm so pissed off right now people are going to get that reference but it's okay there we go [Music] and we're good and we're okay and just stay in here just hey Brad and I just go ahead and just jump right into it why don't I just do that instead right yeah I love video games they are my favorite thing to play they are so relaxing it is mine hey there my solitude what happened and prayer again [Music] oh well get out played get out played okay [Music] foreign [Music] ah [Applause] [Music] [Music] oh my God you've got to be kidding me you've got to be kidding me this isn't fun oh my God oh my God I'm eating my goddamn Pizza it was that close oh my God oh my God I'm eating my goddamn Pizza and then we're gonna go again I'm like I'm so upset I'm so I'm so upset I'm so I'm so upset I have actually like never oh my God that is the this is the worst thing that's ever happened to me like I'm not even kidding I'm not even cutting it beats everything everything ever in my life no the the worst thing the worst thing growing gun we're growing again this is the one this has to be the one this has to be the one this has to be the one [Music] minute [Music] [Music] foreign [Music] [Music] hello [Music] I've never been more focused my entire life okay okay okay [Music] here we go why did I do that why did I do that why why why why why why why did I do that why did I jump why did I why did I not do the jumpy thing why did I do the jumpy thing that I normally do why did I not do that why did I why did that happen why did that happen goddamn all right here we go we gotta beat this game we we have to there's no way if I don't we have to beat this boss I cannot be on the same Pace that I was before we have we have two hours until that happens so if I'm on this boss for the next two hours all right I'm probably gonna die all right we have we have to beat this boss we have to we have to be better than how I was a year and a half ago we have to there's no way that I'm going to be the same all right there I can't let that happen I just I just can't all right we just we just cannot let this happen okay we will we will I need positive energy right now send it to me [Music] I need everyone's energy all right I'm gonna suck out all of your life force all right for God damn you didn't do it enough you didn't do it enough you didn't do it enough it didn't start yet it didn't start yet okay okay send my energy send energy send energy [Music] okay okay now I have the energy now I have the energy now I have the energy now I have energy okay and we're good and we're good and we're okay and we're okay we're okay I'm okay I'm okay I'm okay I'm okay I'm not okay I'm not okay I'm not okay I'm not okay I'm not okay I'm dead I'm dead I'm dead I'm dead I'm dead I'm dead I'm dead I'm dead I'm dead can you temporarily switch to another boss that is called quitting I am not a quitter okay I'm a winner I'm because I win I don't quit all right I am not quitting no matter how much people want me to I will not I will not quit hey this is it [Music] here we go there we go perfect good and good jump over that good good good good good good get the get those Fireballs out there there we go good good good okay there we go go up there because that's where the uh that's where the thing is good good good good good good good good good there we go okay do that as well there we go don't get the tail go get ah okay we're fine good day I'm so upset every single time got the plus one HP charm but then I won't be able to do the Dodge thing [Music] then I won't be able to do the should I get the extra HP isn't that doesn't that also do less damage though we'll try it we'll try it it reduces damage though I don't know if I can I don't know if I can that's worth it we'll try it we'll try it we'll try it we'll try one more we'll try one more hit [Music] okay okay we attack slightly lower we'll be okay [Music] let's try it let's just try let's just try it let's just try it okay [Music] so if I can get here with 4 HP then that's good if I can get to the end with 4 HP then we will we will do well okay [Music] use the lobber no hehehe no okay there we go okay here we go there we go there we go here we go okay we're fine we're fine oh God I forgot how weird that looks I forgot I forgot how weird the dash looks when that happens I just have to remember that I'm not Invincible anymore with the uh with the dash I just have to remember that there we go [Music] I might I might I might change back I might change back I might change back I might change back I might change back I might change back I might change back [Music] because the uh the the the the the the I want I want the thing I want the thing okay we're good we're okay [Music] we're fine we're fine we're doing okay we're doing all right we're having a good time I'm not gonna die and then we're good and then bam over there perfect okay good good good okay stay let's just stay back here perfect let's just Glide over just Glide over everyone all right they can't hurt us if we're at the top of the frame like this see just like that all right it can't hurt us if we're at the top like this watch there's none of none of them none of them are on screen none of them are off screen so we're good come on give it to me oh damn okay okay it's gonna do like no damage but it's okay okay hold on no all right that was genuine that was so genuine you have no idea that was so incredibly genuine gotcha my reaction times they're incredible okay there we go oh my God that one was just lucky okay we're good we're good we're still fine please we're still fine please I'm I'm begging I am begging at this point I am literally begging okay no I didn't move because [Music] no hit no hit we're gonna do it we're gonna do it no head screw it never mind [Laughter] we're fine oh if I do if I just didn't get hit that one time and those other three times if I didn't get hit any of the times we would have been we would have been able to do it goddamn if I just didn't get hit [Music] okay here we go all right then we're good and Dodge it by doing that okay nice that was kind of risky but that's okay I am risky it's just it's just who I am at this point okay and we're good [Music] you're okay we're okay and we're okay if I if I get hit once in the next time then I am going to skip it but now it's one one hit is fine one hit is fine now one hit is fine now foreign or I'm just gonna be really really stupid and press the wrong button oh man this is not this is not this is not a game this is not a game this is not a game this is just not a um okay someone just said I'm genuinely concerned don't don't be you're good [Music] this is this is all just an act for entertainment don't worry it's not an act who knows who really knows [Music] God damn God damn what the hell that was just awful okay we're fine we're fine we're fine we're fine gonna Dodge just gonna Dodge there we go all right so basically I think the play is we just have to remember to do the jump stuff all right we have to we have to dodge these well and then we're gonna be good go just above because they can't catch you if you're above here we go okay do that because that okay good all right good good good good good good and then go there and we're gonna land right there perfect okay let me take you guys a little play-by-play here uh so basically I'm gonna just be dodged [Music] okay yeah sure sure if that works no okay okay okay okay just focus I am focusing you have no idea how incredibly focused I am on this game but it's just like it's it it it's just the same stuff it's just the same stuff because there's so many easy ways to get hit all the time there are always just so many easy ways to get hit in this level like and that's why it's difficult that's why it's difficult it's because you can just you can get hit so many times and it's like it's not fair it's just not fair they did not make this to be fair they made this to have fun with you the game developers what the game developers do here's a little fun fact for you guys that uh you know a little peek behind the curtain what the game developers do is they actually watch the game because they record every single gameplay that ever happens and they actually watch it and then they go get this fool they do that every single time they sit in their little offices after game release why do you think why do you think that no like no sequels ever get ever get made in general it's because they're all laughing okay they're always always laughing all right they're always laughing at you right and it's just it's just for their entertainment games are never for the gamers entertainment they are always for the game developers entertainment all right they are never for you games are never for you remember that remember that everyone okay I need you guys to remember that games are never for you they are for everyone else but you okay I don't know how to dodge that one okay we're fine remember that okay the game developers they like to watch your replays they like just to watch your replays nope they'll get you they'll get you I mean the game developers even control the little guys as well they do it they I swear to God they do it I swear to God sometimes in their free times like game developers actually just control these little things like I'm not even kidding oh okay okay okay switch okay okay we're fine we're fine and we're fine and we're fine and now [Music] okay guys okay down okay he's gonna turn into that okay we're just gonna stay there God damn it okay we're fine we're still fine we're still fine we're still fine we're still fine we're still fine that's gonna get hit okay we're fine that's gonna get hit as well okay this one is going to hit God damn it okay come on [Music] [Music] you've got to be kidding me what am I doing like how was I supposed to dodge that how was I supposed to know that a goddamn like random thing would come from like the other side completely and then just um uh quit shooting when they're firing that maybe maybe I should just play it the long way [Music] we can take a break guys guys I'm completely fine trust me [Music] it's it's we're good okay there we go you guys don't need to be uh uh you guys don't need to be like oh take a break because we're it's it's it's it's fine it's fine it's and that one was yours that was your fault okay dragon's easy dragon's easy dragon's easy literally easy literally literally simple literally simple literally easy literally easy and simple literally easy and simple easy and simple and normal and so normal just so so so simple so so long so so normal now [Music] okay we're good we're fine I'm so fine right now I'm so fine right now I'm literally fine you're so stupid so dumb I'm so dumb sometimes oh my God oh my God Okay jump jump okay [Music] okay and we're fine and we're fine and we're fine and we're fine and we're fine and we're fine and we are fine and gotcha gotcha you're fine so normal right now so normal okay I'm fine I'm fine I'm a-okay just die please just die no come on come on please literally please die now now die yes good okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay you turn off this [Music] God damn it okay come on come on just screw it script who cares it's not even gonna this isn't this isn't a good run this isn't it how was I supposed to dodge that how is that even possible how is that even possible oh Raider oh hey guys how are you well if there was a raid welcome [Music] how is everyone I don't know if it was rain or not I don't think there was [Music] but if there was welcome make sure you guys follow for more content exactly like this [Music] exactly like this by the way okay we're good literally literally literally oh [Music] man oh man oh man [Music] and we're good and we're good there we go there we go there we are there we go there we are there we go there we are there we go there we are dodged ah okay we're fine hey bro doing fine there we go there we go doing good we're doing good we're doing good we're doing good we're doing good we're doing good we're having a great time in the place with the people and the place and the people and the people in the place there we go what did I do I don't even remember what I did to to Garner such a reaction but even I don't even know I don't even know it's just all blur at this point we're fine and stay back here are a bunch of those fire a bunch of these I meant to dodge okay it's fine it's gonna like it's gonna about to yeah it's about to do that yeah there we go stop making noises stop talking in general is that what that was meant to be got him got him absolutely I played okay [Music] foreign I'm like so focused right now dude [Music] so focused I'm so focused I'm so focused oh my God I don't even I that I was meant to get hit there there was no way okay [Music] switch and blast wait that's most likely gonna hit okay we're fine blast blast now who cares plus now blast now blast now blast now go up go up go up go up go up God damn it there's no way there's no way there's no way there's no way for me to dodge that by the way game there's no possible way for you to dodge some of these things it's just not possible like straight up some some things are just straight up impossible to dodge [Music] some things are just straight up impossible to dodge there's no way auto aim auto aim will like immediately immediately trigger them will it not we want some of them to not be triggered hold on okay we're fine fine we're fine Okay jump and we're good and jump there at least I'm getting good at least I'm getting better stay at the bottom I don't know I don't I don't know I don't know the lobbyists are better with this level yeah well at least I don't sound like a nerd [Music] there we go there we go okay [Music] there we go there we go auto aim for the last stage I don't think that's gonna work I do not think I think that just is gonna add more projectile well the thing is then then I would know oh I don't know I don't know I just don't know how I was supposed to dodge that I don't know I don't know I don't know I don't know this is the one this is the one this is the one this is the one this is the one this is the one this is the one there we go there we go there we go there we go there we go there we go foreign I just have to make it past this level and then and then we're and then we're and then we're good and then we're good it's literally just this level okay it's literally just this level everyone right right guys dude why is it literally the dragon I thought I thought for a second I thought for a nice for a nice second I had a little bit of Hope and I thought hey maybe I'll actually be able to defeat this thing in a good amount of time you know maybe maybe I'll actually be able to defeat this thing in a good amount of time but no but literally no like it it just didn't it just didn't happen it just didn't happen and like now I'm just I'm just forced to be stuck in this Purgatory of of of of gaming this gaming purgatory I'm trying to like wait to jump because I don't know when these guys are gonna jump there they are okay there we go oh man the Dodgers the Dodges how does he do it [Music] oh boy I gotta jump okay there we go there we go okay [Music] foreign [Music] [Music] [Music] it's just not fair it's just not fair it's just not fair it's just not fair it's just not fair it's just not fair it's just not fair it's just not fair it's just not fair it's just not fair it's just not fair it's just not fair it is just not fair that's what it is it's not fair are we sure this is possible I don't know that's the scary thing is that I straight up at this point do not know if this is possible for me like I do not know like I've tried so hard I have tried so hard and I've gotten so goddamn far but then you know in the end it just it just didn't even matter it just didn't even matter and I just don't understand you know okay [Music] there we go there we are wasn't that a song Whoa really I love twitch chat you guys are great all right and here we are how did I dodge that I don't even know [Music] I went down I pressed down I pressed down and it paid me [Music] how come they made this game so goddamn hard why why did they make this game so hard like whoa who did this why where'd the compliment coming from well listen I just go lay back in my chair let's go lay back my chair I'm just gonna like fully recline maybe that's it maybe that's it [Music] that was close okay yay I love cuphead I love cuphead cuphead is awesome it's such a good game such a good game to play such a good game to play I love cuphead I love it it is just fantastic it is the greatest game of all time I love cuphead I love I love it I just love cuphead I love it I love it I thought I thought that if I if I whispered sweet nothings into its ear that I would gain a little bit of its favor but I guess not I I really just guess not you know [Music] there we go there we are let me move then we move then move I move then we move then we move and then we move do you guys ever like just wonder what the hell is going on anymore because I sure do foreign [Music] wasn't even in my hitbox wasn't even in my hitbox but sure sure [Music] okay we're good fine I am a-okay [Music] maybe I just need a different song maybe that's it maybe that's maybe that's why right I mean maybe just maybe just you know it's just been too like monotonous this entire time you know I don't know I don't know [Music] maybe I don't know well we'll try we'll see we'll see what happens okay here we go I am I am like so done with this level I just I it's like it's gotten past the point of like it just feels like a like a chore this feels like I'm folding laundry right now like this doesn't even this doesn't even feel like I'm like I'm playing a video game it just genuinely feels like I'm like I'm like I'm like doing I'm like washing a window except except the window is like fighting back except like the window was just fighting back against me and then and it's it's and it's throwing dirt on itself [Music] and there we go and there we go there we are [Music] dude dude dude new sub goal quit the game [Music] there we go all right okay [Music] dude none of the shots are hitting what's going on here we go oh how am I hey why do you want to jump why doesn't the jump work foreign you guys been having a good day at least [Music] because this has been my day so far it has been playing cuphead it is it has just been playing cuphead and um I would have to say that this is uh this is you know probably not probably not the best day for me probably in my in my bottom couple you know but um I'd say for the most part you know I'm still I'm still I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm trekking on you know I'm going forth if you will [Music] here we go I don't know why I dodged I don't know why I did that okay there we go we're okay we are A-Okay and he's about to die now now there we go okay switch to auto let's guess what time game where are they going to jump let's see gotcha there we go [Music] there we go here we go oh God I'm so fine guys I think I think I'm gonna do great I think I'm gonna do this so fan flippantastic during this that it's just gonna be it's gonna be awesome and go get him get him get him get him no come on don't be kidding me you've got to be kidding me wait okay I just need to stop firing I just need to stop firing during this section and then I won't and then I won't have to worry okay now I can fire now I can fire this will be they'll be getting hit they'll be getting hit during this period all right stop firing okay yeah maybe I should go more towards the bottom honestly okay careful now fire fire now fire now big fire now big fire now all right no don't fire now okay that's fine no God damn okay I think the no firing than going to the bottom and firing that is just that is this that is the strategy that is the strategy that is the strategy okay that is the that is the strategy okay it is the strategy it is Z1 it is the one all right it has to be it it has to be it yeah [Music] okay okay okay okay [Music] all right you were so close I know I know I'm sorry we were we were so close I'm trying I'm really I swear that I am trying I swear that this is not like me like throwing for for content in any way I am genuinely trying and that is what makes this so upsetting is the fact that I am genuinely trying but then but then stuff just keeps on happening that's just like come on you know foreign gotcha I baited that one okay here we go there we go [Music] okay come on come on just give it to me just give it to me okay okay now remember okay fire it now God damn it okay we're fine that's fine that's completely fine actually because dodging the balls I can dodge the balls just fine okay I can dodge the balls are fine to dodge okay now fire no God damn it I thought it would I thought I thought I thought I thought I thought I really thought I really thought I really thought for a second I really thought for just a just a just a moment if you will um okay hey careful careful careful fire once let's just fire once fire once [Music] what oh my God okay what no but he won but but but but but I was under [Music] but I was under but I was under but I was under me I was underneath [Music] I just have to make sure to crouch I guess okay this is the one this has to be the one I have been doing so good I've been doing so good I've been I've been I've been uh this has to be it this has to be wow isn't this just lovely everyone are we just having a fantastic time I know I sure am I love cuphead I love cuphead only in stores only in stores never anywhere else only in stores I love cuphead I love playing cuphead I love playing cuphead cuphead is a game that I enjoy playing I enjoy playing it so much it is my favorite game yeah I think this is one of my best the best game of all time I think that it I think that is my favorite my favorite game my favorite game I think that it is my favorite game I think that cuphead is my favorite game I think my puppet I love I love compared I love cuphead I love oh man I just can't I just can't get enough of them cups I can't get enough of them cups crush up those cups and and let me drink it let me drink out of the cup and then let me crush up the cup put it into a powder and then put the powder in some water and then let me drink the cup let me drink the Cup itself not so much I love cuphead all right cuphead has has improved my love for cups so much more alright cuphead has just improved my love for for cups and everything cylindrical but also Hollow I love cylindrical Hollow things I love cups and mugs and mugs and cups I I do love mugs but I have to say cups must be my favorite my favorite out of all I love cups I love cups because my favorite game cuphead I love cuphead I love it so much it's just up you just you just get such a rush every single time every single time I love cuphead I love it so much I love cuphead I love playing cuphead I love it I love it I love Cafe is awesome I love compared come on jump jump at me jump at me why don't you don't pay me why don't you come on hello [Music] oh there's one okay I was about to say God damn it [Music] it's still worth it it's still worth it it's still worth it it's still worth it it's still worth it it's still worth it it's still worth it still worth it it's still worth it it's still worth it it's still worth it it's still worth it it's still worth it it's still worth it it's so still worth it it's still worth it it's still worth it it's okay it's still worth it it might it might be it's I think it's still worth it I don't know I can't tell I honestly just cannot tell at this point in time all right I think uh uh there's gonna be a platform right here there we go okay okay here we go if I switched I have okay we're good we're fine just stay on the bottom [Music] oh my God that was that was a save that was a huge save right there okay now now fire now fire now fire in a fire okay no fire and jump God damn it okay oh God why am I firing why am I firing I'm a Fool fire fire fire fire fire fire okay hey okay [Music] no okay God damn it I need to get below I need to get below I need to get blow now [Music] come on come on come on come on come on come on come on come on come on come on come on [Music] no oh no oh first I am actually cursed I am I am actually cursed you have got to be kidding me I am actually I'm not even kidding I am cursed I am so cursed [Music] [Music] this match will get red hot now go we're going again because that's all I know how to do at this point that's just all I know how to do is just go again thank you I can't believe that that has got to be like there's no way there's no way right there is just no possible way that like this is this is how it is there is no way [Music] hello it's me the sniper I've been told to take you out ah sorry I gotta finish this kind of cuphead first oh ah use auto aim on the last part that will be so bad that will actually be awful you have no idea how bad auto aim is going to be on the last part because it will just instantly explode because those orbs right those orbs explode when you when you when you hit them with a bullet so the auto aim automatically targets those right meaning that they will always explode meaning that it will always be a time that I have to dodge all right so I'm not gonna I'm not gonna do that I'm just not gonna do that that's not gonna be that's not that's just not that's just not what's happening that's just not that's not it okay let's just not that's just not how we're doing this today all right [Music] there we go there we go give it to me come on give it to me give it to me come on okay I just need to get to the to the four cards and then that's when I know that this guy's gonna be dead okay we're fine we're fine we're fine we're fine we're fine just gonna stay a little bit close there we go okay [Music] are you kidding me has it seriously been 50 minutes already there's no way that this is going to take me the exact same amount of time that it did before there's no way that is so sad that is so sad [Music] because it's not even my fault you can't you can't even deny it it's just it's just not even my fault it's not even that I'm bad at the game like I'm I'm doing the Dodges well maybe okay that may be that one okay well maybe maybe that one was a little bad I'm gonna be real maybe that one that one might have been a little bad but the other the other times it wasn't me the other times it just was not me and the thing is I can't even stop that's the thing I can't even just give up because it's either I beat the game or I literally get to a point where I physically cannot use the controller anymore that is that is the those are the requirements those are the requirements it is literally I either I either beat the game or I literally get to a point where I cannot complete the game physically that is that is where I'm going [Music] as a kind of it's kind of a joke it's kind of a joke obviously if I get like really really tired that I will then I will stop I won't like put myself in actual you know bodily harm playing a video game on Twitch please open carpal tunnel speedrun God damn it [Laughter] [Music] that is the worst thing [Music] there we go there we go [Music] there we go there we go oh there we are here we go there we go there we go damn this dude does not stop I'm not that's the thing you guys got to the sub goal so I physically cannot I physically have to keep on going I have to keep on playing this game because of the sub goal because I'm not going to have another sub goal that I put and then just don't do I can't I can't do that I can't do that to you guys again I'll feel so bad if I do that again so I have to do this for for my honor all right I have to do this for my owner okay there we go Pixel Perfect inputs that's how you do it baby that's just how you do it there we go okay there we go [Music] [Music] okay that one was close oh my God [Music] there we go there we go okay okay [Music] come on surely right okay switch [Music] and now oh platform platform please okay we're good okay that's gonna break God damn it okay [Music] okay here we go could I just do that Bunch okay good okay good down damn it okay down no okay this is fine this is fine this is fine this is fine this is fine this is fine this is fine this is fine this is fine this is fine this is fine this is fine this is fine it's fine this is fine this is fine this is okay foreign okay that's gonna break okay [Music] yes yes finally [Music] oh my God [Music] foreign [Music] thank you for the five tier ones cesaria thank you my God [Music] we actually did it we actually did I think for the 20 months as well it finally happened English quickly for the 102 ones thank you oh my God [Music] we did it we did it oh my God I'm so happy right now you have no idea thank you apology for the five tier ones thank you apology burrito thank you is this oh God thank you for the five tier one slim as well thank you okay let's just do this one thank you loveliness for the five tier ones as well thank you guys thank you thank you thank you oh wait right all right it's all right oh damn okay [Music] God damn it okay hold on we just have to do this one [Music] I need to I need to switch back to the other thing I need to switch back to the other thing hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on oh my God this is like I think I I am just in shock that we actually Beat it I'm so happy right now you have no idea [Music] you have no idea just how I am I am Overjoyed like it is incredible I am just so so happy right now that I no longer have to deal with the dragon level ever again ever again I never have to deal with the dragon level Hold On Let's uh let's exit to that real fast I never have to deal with that ever again ever again oh my God okay hold on let's uh let's change the charm to smoke bomb for this one because we can just run we can just run oh get a drink I have a water bottle we're good I've been I've been drinking we're good [Music] and then we're good and then we're and then we're good okay let's do this thing I literally okay I don't oh wait I need to turn on auto aim that's right [Music] oh God what am I doing okay well okay let's try let's try this again go under the duck that's right that's what you do I forgot about that you just go under this duck oh wait or you can just fire on it that works too actually okay sure fire at it fire at it fire at the duck kill the duck we're good okay we're fine [Music] okay we're good and okay it's from there dodge that Dodge the kisses trust me I have no no I'm just gonna Dodge okay we're fine jump and Dodge damn it okay we're fine we're fine we're fine we're fine I am so bad at this game oh okay we're fine fine we're fine okay we're good then we're good got that I just jumped right into him I just jumped right into him oh we have one minute until hour five hold your hold your horses okay we've still got time we've still got time until God damn hour five of The Scream we've still got time okay there we go dodged kisses and go up here because it's going to be through there now okay perfect I just have to be smart I just have to be smart about this okay I just have to be I just have to be intelligent you know okay just like this just like this I'm being smart I'm not I'm not making any stupid moves you know and then we'll be and then we'll be good all right just be smart just be smart then we're good all right okay then we're fine go this way and go that way and go this way then go that way get the coin kill the tuba man die tuba man ah are you blowing at me stupid stupid little tuba guy oh God damn come on really are you kidding me oh come on please just die just die just die just die just die I forgot about the blog I forget about the goddamn blah I'm not I'm not well versed in the blah hour five yay everyone cheered absolutely everyone just applauded massively there we go [Music] to our stream by the way oh that was a good Dodge my God my brain is massive just massive today absolutely huge okay Dodge that Dodge this jump this jump regret that stay here okay just keep on running and gutting God damn why am I so bad at this game how come I keep on just being bad how no oh it's ruined it's all ruined it's all ruined it's all ruined it's all ruined he's gonna buy he's gonna borrow walls down there okay so he was down there okay there we go good and then the other guy's probably gonna blow up he he blows up here right yeah yeah that's right so we just have to get him from here there we go kill him kill him kill him okay good all right no more stupid oh okay that guy's gonna blah there he goes okay there he goes Juan again one all over the place doesn't he have any respect that was too close that was way too close for comfort okay and up then around oh boy and then another one of these bosses okay uh oh wait what does that mean oh wait oh oh that's what the uh oh means okay yes that's how you do it that is how you do it Bravo [Applause] [Music] I'm so happy I've never been oh I've never been more happy ever oh let's go dude let's go all right I think that's all of them that's all of them aisle three we've never gotten here before we have not we have never gotten here you get him to the debtors but good going over to the next line lots of fun times waiting for you there here we go I've I haven't seen any of these bosses before we are now in New Territory everyone I'll say that much to make convinced me out of them debtors I knew they're so special about this fellas except for uh this he actually did take however he did die about 70 times in the dragon so uh I don't know there's something fishy about those two Jump Blue like this try anything I'll be waiting okay sure all right honeycomb Harold I think this is the B one right yes yes it is okay all right uh let's try to see which one's gonna be better damn wait what how did I how did I fail it might be better on this one yeah auto aim okay so the bombs go off makes those spikes okay I know what I'm doing now I know what I'm doing so this guy's gonna just make bombs okay we just have to kill the the poor businessman as they uh as they die you know the briefcases will fly gotta work gotta watch out about that okay he's dead already through the first phase pretty good pretty easy what what does that mean oh that's where you okay there you are all right sweet so let's uh let's use this now [Music] so that is just a ball okay so the Queen's big ball all right we gotta be well we gotta be careful about that one gotta be careful of the Queen's big ball you know otherwise we're gonna be in a lot of trouble okay we're fine here we go this is fine I think this this one's easy this one's pretty easy we just have to make sure to not get too close to a bomb or do that or do this or wow that I actually do not know how I survived um we just yeah we just have to make sure to not get too close to bomb and if we are gonna God damn business man they always screw me over okay here we go there we are here we go [Music] okay now we use this one for the queen so I'm pretty sure the ball is periable right [Music] the ball seems very periable like that yeah it is damn okay well that's fine there's two balls there's two okay so we gotta you got I'm really sorry to say this sentence but right now the main goal is to dodge the Queen's big balls okay I hey oh and the triangle apparently too okay does he really say oh God damn they're British interesting creative Choice there I guess I'll get over to this side now all right is this gonna be a center so let's get over here oh damn oh damn oh damn oh damn oh damn oh damn oh my God I'm so good at this game how does he do it oh my God how did I do that like actually like actually how did I just do that that was incredible that was actually oh the center the center this time oh boy okay wait what the hell what are you gonna all right now we must Dodge the Queen's rocket spit this is a really this is a really interesting fight guys okay shut up okay there we go bubbles okay we're fine we're fine we're fine we're fine we're okay we're okay we're okay okay where's the triangle I just have to not be in the Triangle I don't know what the triangle is but oh the triangle shoots other things wait big blast big blast big bless no damn how close were we oh what we were that close okay we'll be fine we'll be okay there we go oh I get it they made it British because it's the oh that doesn't make sense anymore does it [Music] but I'm not wrong laughs goddamn okay sorry I'm stopping myself wow that's the main thing I gotta I gotta just stop making myself laugh s oh what are you doing what are you doing I'm putting down the wall oh my god oh damn oh damn okay we're fine we're fine we're fine we're fine we're fine we're fine okay we're good and we're still good and it's gonna die like now-ish I think it's been a bit so I mean I would I would expect it to die pretty soon but um I'm not too sure yeah there we go okay no okay I'm upset just say the absolute lease okay here we go we're doing a lot of damage [Music] I literally I I I am I am doing it I'm doing it though I'm doing I'm doing the things I'm doing the things that you ask of me so why okay we're fine we're fine fine not the triangle not the triangle got him not the triangle not the triangle not the triangle it's the goddamn triangle okay I hate hearing the the queen bees like like just just like voice when I die because you just hear us oh it's like like what the hell why does that keep on happening why does that keep on happening that's so lame that's not lame but I just it's very funny where where even am I okay where's where is the bomb why is the bomb all the way over there what oh my God I'm like I'm like not even seeing I'm not even seeing anymore not even seeing anymore oh my God okay there we go grab this guy grab this guy there we go and there we are over there grab this guy too and over here and die now ish in like the next yeah there we go I have good game sense I have good gamer sense [Music] okay we're fine wait a wait a down there it is that's how you got so you go down okay not the triangle God damn God damn it not the triangle not the triangle I hate the triangle triangle wait actually the triangle is very easy not when there's two of them oh God two triangles oh no this is my worst fear okay let's turn on uh there we go all right there we are okay there we go all right and you're over here now okay and wait for it big blast oh damn okay hold on hold on hold on everyone hold on hold on hold on everyone hold on hold on hold on hold on we're still okay we're so no I jumped right into it how close oh come on come on okay now I know now I know this is this is this this this this this one's not gonna be that long this one's not gonna be that long we're fine this was not gonna be that long as long as I just don't make any stupid mistakes then I'll be fine you know [Music] hey get over here get over here now hello oh sorry I've been I've actually been just typing on my phone this entire time instead of uh instead of playing the game my bad oh my God this guy's so annoying I hate how you have to fight the police in order to get to the queen first I wish that I wish that they just just let me add her you know okay uh there we go [Music] okay then up there and over there and it's gonna blow up now and then we're fine and he's gonna die like right about uh I don't know when oh that was close like nowish now is now is around the time now it's around the time now is around the time now's around the time there we go thank you Jesus Christ okay there we are and which way you're coming down on the middle not the middle again I hate the middle one middle one is so annoying God I I dodged I dodged but sure I dodged but sure you know I dodged but sure you know yeah just like that that's how I dodged that's how I dodged but then that's how you just didn't take it you just didn't you just didn't understand the fact that I input it I input it differently all right I pressed the button I don't know what that means here maybe I'm you know clicking the wrong button but oh God damn what are you doing what are you doing Mega Blast Mega Blast I don't even care I don't even care what you're doing Mega Blast I don't even care what you're doing Mega Blast I don't even care what you're doing right now Mega Blast why is it just gotten slowly hit did did did did did did did the queen just [Music] uh did the queen of did the queen of the bees just turn into a goddamn plane is that is that what just happened or am I just you know is it just been too far in this gameplay because I I can accept I can accept if I've just you know lost my mind I'm starting to see bees transforming into goddamn Air Force One I'm willing to accept that at this point but also like no but also just I just I just I just don't understand I just don't get it you know I just don't get it [Music] thank you [Music] okay I'm like switching my weapons I'm like being a speedrunner right now this is incredible clutch it's gonna die like right now I dude my game senses uh you guys have no idea how like lucky you are to be watching such a skilled gamer right now you have no idea you actually have no idea and Dodge God damn it I always say oh God damn okay I get it okay I get it I'm bad I'm bad I'm bad okay I'll say it Jesus Christ okay again all right and we're there and two balls nothing I can't handle maybe I guess not to be fair yeah I need to not be allowed to speak on this website sometimes I love this all right just gonna do this a bunch okay we're fine we're fine now we're fine now we're fine now we're fine now we are A-Okay now it's okay all right there we go [Music] and switch there when I'm just when I'm just kind of randomly firing ring there we go I don't even know okay wow that one was really fast that one was really really good great job Rambo thank you man all right let's do this thing okay over there start firing start firing now start firing now just go just go just go just go just go let's go just go just go just go and touch and touch and touch and touch touch the ball starts the ball stops the ball stops the balls it's like dodgeball but like yeah over here again but damn I wasn't expecting that okay please don't please don't do the book thing now okay oh God the triangle not the triangle not the triangle not the triangle anything but the triangle please anything oh God two triangles oh God who do you think I am two goddamn triangles oh God it's a look it's the book it's look it's the book I have to get I have to get the super before the book super before you turn into a plane die right now please oh my God the plane okay how am I gonna know which way it's about to attack from because like it's got goddamn fists it's got goddamn fists it's got goddamn fists it's got goddamn Fists [Music] I always think of sentences and then realize oh probably not there we go yeah go go oil yourself how about that how do you like that huh Punk all right there we go there we go God damn okay I'm not gonna do it I'm not gonna do it I'm not gonna do it I'm not gonna do it I'm not gonna do it all right there we go and there and there there there there oh whoops okay I was I was paying attention to him getting hit instead of getting paid attention to where I am and then I almost drowned in honey so that's just never that's never a good thing there we go there we go do all that with the boomerang out get the uh get the boomerang nice and ready ah darn it I'm being I'm being I'm being a little I'm being a little non-uh non-efficient right now inefficient there's the word there it is and over here all right it has gotten to the point where sometimes I forget that I'm on stream what uh sorry it has gotten to the point where sometimes I like forget that I'm on stream you know so it's like I I like say things and I forget that like people are hearing what I'm saying like it is it has gotten to that point of the uh of the long streams it's not even worth it at that point it's not even worth it it's just I'm worth it it's really not even worth it right there you know okay let's go down once let me just let me come on just let me like there we go so let me hit him just let me hit him a bunch of times let me hit him a bunch of times there we go just let me hit him let me hit him a bunch of times let me hit him let me hit him a bunch of times we hit him a bunch of times so there we go okay good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good great work everyone it is my turn it is my time to shine it's now my time to shine everyone oh my God why is it always this one this one does like no damage God damn I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm not I'm not the smartest sometimes you know I'm just I'm just not all right over here okay go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go get as much damage as possible as much damage as possible so you can get enough to do the thing before the things that I don't have to deal with the plane that often okay okay okay going over here okay good good good good good good good okay we're fine we're fine we're fine we're fine we're fine we're fine hold on wait for it God the triangle not the triangle not the triangle and here now this this now this now this now this now okay okay just gonna move I'm just gonna move it's gonna move okay okay hold on I can probably do I can probably honestly like just deal enough damage now to the point where like we barely have to fight the plane at all okay now turn it on to auto aim now [Music] okay there we go now we're hitting it now we're hitting it house getting hit now it's getting hit now it's getting hit now it is that's how you do it baby that's how you do it that's how you do it maybe that is how you do it that is how you play the game that's how you do it that's just how you do it I think for the 19 months [Music] that's just how you do it that's just how you do it ice oh awesome awesome I love cuphead all right rumor honey bottom Soul contract okay wow that that took that took a little bit but honestly didn't take as long as I thought did not take as long as I thought okay cool I don't even know what all right Rugged Ridge let's see let's do this thing all right so make sure that guy's dead okay oh so this is this is like a scale it's not like a scale it is a scale what am I talking about all right there we go don't throw your pickaxe at me yeah that's right die okay here we go get the coin oh I have to like keep on jumping in order to do that okay there we go get this guy now there we go okay uh this is terrifying it's positively terrifying oh wow okay well I'm just gonna lose I'm just gonna lose there it is okay just fine just just kidding no no losing no no losing no losing none absolutely none losing wait how the hell am I supposed to like that just like that just like that that's how you do it that's how you do it oh oh God oh God I'm getting I'm getting I'm getting I'm getting attacked I'm getting attacked this is not a safe place this is not a safe place for rambu life oh my god oh nothing is oh no I missed that coin that's fine I don't care about missing the coin honestly at this point I don't want to like 100 the game I don't care about that [Music] I just want to win I just really wanna win do I have to [Music] that was only like that that was only that far that was only that much are you kidding me okay hold on let's turn auto all the way it was only that much you've got to be kidding me so we have to like not get hit we just have to not get hit okay well I just hello there we go okay now we're now we're good now we're okay make sure to watch out for that guy watch out for this guy too whoa that was a Dodge okay just don't get hit just don't get hit there we go okay just like that just like that it's it was this one it was this one it was this one this one sucks this one sucks I'm gonna switch to this I'm gonna switch to this I'm gonna switch to this this way so it doesn't let me attack it it doesn't let me attack it there we go okay all right guys uh place your bets now uh will I win this no you are most likely correct you are sadly most likely very correct and that is uh as painful as painful to see but um I don't know oh I got the coin but who cares about getting the coin I just you know die instantly well look at that look look at what I just did while I was talking about dying instantly I died instantly isn't this game just lovely pickaxes don't work that way I just wanna I just want to make that very very clear that pickaxes do not work that way they they do not return they do not they do not swing like that either they they it is it is physically impossible for them to work like that and and to say and to even portray it is is a is a is a terrible thing in in the game industry you know see this is the thing games these days they just aren't realistic you know like everything about this game so far has been realistic and you know I've I've applauded it for that you know I've I've made sure to applaud it for that but but the thing is is that you know it's it's losing me it's losing me because of it's because of its you know anti-realism thing that it's doing right now you know it's it's just it's just it's just losing me because of that and uh it's really sad to see it's really sad to see you know you can totally tell when there's a whole total difference in the game when it just becomes completely unrealistic see look at this giant sand monster absolutely sure small sand monsters give it a go right but pickaxes returning to the sender after you throw them no no no no no no there we go destroy you've got to be kidding me you've got to be kidding me I saw it ever so slightly combo with me they just comboed me there they comboed me they literally comboed me you've got to be kidding me they literally come I'm just gonna I'm just gonna screw just speak around just Speed Run I don't even care about I don't even care about dodging anyone I don't even care I don't even care don't even okay I should I should care I should care I really should care honestly but um I dude okay okay we're fine we're fine we're fine and we're am I just like am I just what's going on could it could it be that I'm just bad at fitting okay I'm doing fine doing fine doing fine doing fine doing lovely even I have to finish this game I have to finish this game I will finish it if it is literally the last thing that I do I don't even care I have to finish this game I literally don't even care hey here we go here we go here we go here we go okay here we go there you go there we go it might be the last thing that you do way to stay positive everyone no that's that's great to hear doing like a game marathon stream you know that's just like oh no you probably will die dude these levels are optional I know but it's like if I don't beat it then am I really beating the game you know am I really am I am I really beating the game foreign why are these pickaxes still existing why are these pickaxes still existing right now they shouldn't be I'm very upset that they are the dumb pick at the very beginning he yeah die die oh my God I just like I I just yeah die please die I wasn't talking to me I was not talking to me now I was talking let's just try this one who cares no I I need to do this one I need to do it I can't just skip it I can't just skip it I can't just I can't just do that I can't just skip it I will feel I will feel like I haven't like I haven't truly beaten it if I don't if I don't like like if I if I skip it that's the thing why do they come back down that's the only that's my only complaint is the fact that they just come back down like that is the most annoying thing all right let's do this one let's just keep on jumping said he can't hit me with this pickaxe oh my God I'm genius this is how you do it this is how you do it we figured it out perfect we did it haha that is just how you do it that is just how you do it God damn it [Music] are you kidding me are you you've got to be kidding [Music] awesome I love this game this game is amazing this game is amazing this game is amazing amazing game it's just a minute just ah just an amazing game oh this game's so good oh I just gave it yeah this game's just so good I love playing cuphead God damn God damn oh wait there's no other way underneath okay but who cares who cares who cares who cares who cares if there's way underneath not me I sure as hell don't care okay there we go I can absolutely get absolutely outplayed absolutely outplayed absolutely outplayed absolutely outplayed absolutely outplayed absolutely outplayed God damn it dude dude dude dude dude dude dude come on on and begin come on just let me win just let me live please please just let me live just let me live okay come back yeah yeah God damn why is this one moving so fast okay we're fine I'm fine I'm fine I'm fine this is fine this is fine okay this is what we do this is what we do this is what we do this is what we do this is just what we do it's just what we do this is just what we do this is what we do this is what this is just what happens this is just what happens okay we're fine we're fine now we're fine now everything right guys is everything a-okay right guys all right guys everything is good everything is just fantastic like that okay okay hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on okay here we go here we go here we go okay do this do that okay there we go do this okay both of them just like that there we go kill that little dragon even though what just happened is the stream still on is the stream still on guys this is the stream's still on is the stream still here my my I do not know what the hell just happened but like my monitors just all went black for a second and I got so scared oh my God that would have been awful oh my God I was so worried oh my God okay [Music] just die just die just die whoa okay here we go there we go there we go okay we're fine we are A-Okay now okay stye here we go perfect okay there we go here we go what is this guy doing I don't I don't trust these oh God oh God what is this what is this what is this what is this oh God what is this what is this oh God what is this what is this what is this what is what is currently this what is this that is happening what is this that is going on what is what is what uh I don't even care about the coin I don't I don't want the coin I want to live I want to live I want to live I want to live I don't care about the coin I just want to live I just want to live ah okay we're fine we're fine we're fine we are A-Okay down and then up around God damn no no oh we were right there we were right there that whole time there we go [Music] there we go okay and we're good all right [Music] there we go okay here we go all right then get this person get this person out of here before they can fire the goddamn pickaxe at me okay we're fine don't die now please die there we go okay we're fine now I I have downloaded their move sets I know all I know all their moves I know how to play this game ignore that please ignore that please ignore that please ignore that thank you damn it I'm gonna lose again oh my God just die there we go okay there we are [Music] this is not fun this is not fun turn on extra health no because then I can't because then I can't have the cool the cool little like uh the cool little not damage thing I can't have the I can't have the cool little not damaged thing if I if I don't so you know you're the one hun oh wait I could just skip it I can just do that [Music] here we go here we go why did I do that why did I just do that why did I just do that why did I just do that why did I just do that why did I just do that why did I just do that why did I just do that why did I just do that why did I just do that why I just do that why did that happen anyone know anyone know why that just happened because I sure as hell don't you don't need this level yes I do okay you you can't just say that I don't need this level because it is a level that is in the game okay it is a level that is in the game so therefore I need it all right I don't need every single coin I don't need every single thing but I have to defeat every single level otherwise I'm just not really defeating it you know I'm not really beating the game I'm just taking the easy way out you know [Music] here we go there we go okay I got it before okay I got it before it I gotta be four come on Destroy get destroyed now there we go perfect okay we can just run we can just run foreign there we go there's no way there was no raid here we go all right there we go okay oh God damn oh God damn okay and get me out of here get me the hell out of here get me the hell out of here okay I just gotta keep on remembering the fire like both forwards and backwards at the same time okay there we go perfect all right okay I'm gonna fire backwards a bunch so that when I get to over here it's gonna oh point there we go okay here we go there we go there we go okay gotta fire backwards a bunch that it goes in there we go perfect and die right now right now perfect okay I'm just gonna Dash a bunch there we go and there we are okay there we go perfect I think things are going well what about you all right so this one doesn't really matter if I fire or not I just have to make it to the end that it doesn't really matter because yeah it doesn't take any damage so I just have to make it to the end it's purely movement based and I just have to make sure that I move in the correct ways holy crap no come on I did I jumped I swear I jumped oh God oh God this is terrible this is absolutely terrible wait how come I teleported see that did you see that I teleport why did it teleport did you guys see that it teleported me to the bottom it literally teleported me to the bottom what are you kidding me [Music] next game this game this game this game this game this game is a game this game guys this game it's uh it's definitely again I I do dude I have just been non-stop talking I'm like I'm still just like I'm in awe I'm in awe of just how incredibly just dude shout out to all the I I don't know I don't know what I'm doing I don't know what I'm doing here all right there we go okay perfect okay get that one out okay got this one out too come on get it out before we can fire the pickaxe cut him it's always the pickaxe it is just always the pickaxe there's always that one pickaxe it's like it's it's it's it man you know that's what I'm saying [Music] how did I all right guys watch this no hit run right here it's how you do it watch this no hit run everyone no hit Run for the rest of the Run okay I'm ready I'm ready I'm ready I'm ready all right uh this guy he's dead now there we go get rid of all these people here we go all right they can't get me they can't get me they can't get me we're good stress I jumped I jumped I'm jumped I am so good at this game I'm so good at this game I'm so good at this game so good at this game how do I do it how do I do it oh okay we're good all right here it is here it is [Music] come on okay there we go and wait there go there okay wait go there perfect okay wait go there perfect okay wait don't go for the coin doesn't really matter all too much plus I already missed one so I don't really mind and go up there there we go then over there then down here then over here then up here then over there and down here apparently [Music] yeah yeah I know I know I'm I'm losing it at this point oh my God I teleported right into it oh my God I'm just gonna speed around who guys right now go up go up get enough to hit this guy get enough to hit this guy before yes perfect okay now now it's gonna die now it's gonna die in time yes perfect okay I'm not gonna get hit perfect okay perfect good just after we have to set to keep this too we just have to keep this too okay that's all we gotta do there we go we just have to keep this too okay good good good good good good good good good good good good good get the coin okay we got the coin I don't even care okay okay there we are perfect okay we're doing okay I'm getting mad at this level I am too trust me it's it's okay are you kidding me I thought I could Dodge through it it didn't let me Dodge through it oh no come on right no I mean it's not gonna it's not like it's gonna you know it's not like it's gonna you know it's not right it's not like it's gonna you know it's not like it's not like I'm gonna get hit right it's not like yeah right right guys it's not like I'm gonna it's not right yeah uh-huh yeah yeah yeah yeah it's not like it's it's we're gonna be fine we're gonna be just A-Okay we're just gonna be A-Okay this time all right we're gonna be a okay this time there we go all right here we go and now I jumped I I swear to God I pressed the jump button I I swear I pressed the jump button on that one but then it just decided just it just decided to not it just decided to not it just decided to not jump you know because it it's fine they just decide to not jump and then it's okay and then it's like you know yeah it's just yeah it's just oh man oh man oh man oh man [Music] there we go get that one jump okay let's defeat it first okay now defeat it now defeat it now defeat it now defeat it yes okay go go go go go go go go go I'm starting to hate this game me too why do you think I kept it a sub goal for so long and then proceeded to then just uh okay this is the one this has to be it this has to be it there's literally there's no way there's throwing it away unless I'm gonna screw this up though I'm gonna screw this up though oh my God oh my God I didn't oh my God I didn't screw it up oh my God guys guys I didn't screw it up this time guys I didn't screw it up I didn't screw it up I didn't screw it up I didn't screw it up I didn't screw it up hold on hold hold hold everyone hold okay [Music] okay good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good destroy that thing destroy these things okay good good good good get that coin okay hold hold jump hold hold hold we have three lights we have three lives going into this we have three lives going into this you know what that means you know what that means you you know what that means I know you know what that means okay here we go you can do this [Music] okay that was smart that was smart good job good job thank you okay all right here we go oh no I'm not gonna go for the coin I totally could have but I'm not going to I've decided it's not worth it it's just not worth it hold on hold everyone hold I swear to God if you're not holding right now let's if that's fine that's fine I'm fine with this I'm fine with that I'm fine with that I say do it that's how you do it yeah that's how you do it that is how you do it right there that is how you play the game not just a game not just any game the game the game that took way too long that took way too long all right here we go now on to the next one Marine corpse okay oh damn what the hell okay so those are oh okay the bombs the bombs do the things the bombs do the things and so I have to be careful about landing on the bottoms while they're doing the things okay what is this what is this okay there's a cat there okay be careful about that okay there we go [Music] okay and that's how you dodge it I know how to dodge it now okay oh damn okay hold on I kind of I kind of missed I kind of missed there I kind of missed there [Music] I understand okay now I know how to do this okay [Music] foreign I jumped I jumped I jumped I swear to God I jumped I swear to God I jumped I did it I swear I swear to you I jumped I swear to you I jumped there I swear to you I jumped there I swear to you I jumped I promise you and I've never promised anything ever before on this entire stream ever but I did jump there I swear I swear to you I did God damn what what what what what is this what is this episode okay we're fine fine this is fine this is this is a okay this is a okay okay this is a okay this is A-Okay not okay not okay not okay at all actually not okay at all right [Laughter] banana [Laughter] [Music] but I press I press Dodge in the other direction I'll have you know I pressed Dodge and not that direction I will have you know excuse me hold on you know what you get for that you get this that's right you got oh yeah sure or or I just got [Music] here what do you mean what do you mean oh my God oh my God okay and there and there there there there I did that it was done image the fire no but the thing is is that I died before the fire even hit me that's the thing I died literally before the fire even hit me back you can see that like the the the fire like I die and then the Fire Hits me either don't you ever dare say that it was the song how dare you okay there we go there we go this one's easy this one's easy this one's fine this this part's fine I can do this part I can do this part just fine oh God a bomb God damn okay fine whatever that's fine okay and there and then we do this turn on this wait for that to happen and then do this now and then jump up immediately just like that there we go okay that's good that's good and down in a goddamn okay hold on up all right [Music] okay good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good sure that makes sense I would I would prefer that thank you okay what oh of course they do that how am I supposed to know that how am I supposed to know how how am I supposed to know that it's gonna do that this game is impossible to play the first time around because there's just times where you just don't know [Music] there's just times where you just straight up just do not know got him just like that that's how you do it that's how you do it here we go and okay let's go fire right there right there okay right there right there perfect right there right there perfect we're doing well everyone we are doing a-okay okay wait for that to happen and now okay and switch to switch to Auto okay good good good good good go down okay we're doing fine we're doing fine switch to up okay okay okay hold on hold on everyone hold on is everyone holding is everyone holding I better see you all holding okay it's gonna go through there okay then there's gonna be two two of the uh two of the two of the rats oh okay oh nope never mind there's not gonna be two rats there's only gonna be one big old cat oh damn okay I wasn't expecting that all right I mean I was but then I was like being stupid about it you know okay good good good good good good good good ah damn okay fine whatever fine fine fine fine fine fine fine fine fine fine fine fine fine fine fine from what oh man from what maybe maybe we try switching to this one maybe we try switching to this one oh God this is the most this is this one this fight's just annoying this fight's just all the fights are annoying in this game what do you mean they're they're expertly crafted though I feel bad talking bad about this game because like this game is really really cool it is such a cool concept the fact that the frames are all like hand drawn and everything makes it so cool but then it's also like they just decided to make it awful they just decided to make it hard and how dare they how dare they first of all here we go okay and why why didn't that work why didn't that work how dare they make a game hard and that's what I'm saying that's just exactly what I'm saying you know [Music] but why why do I never do that correctly why do I just never do that correctly I don't know why I don't know why I'd ever do that correctly I just don't okay yes thank you thank you give me a good give me a good start so how are you guys who is everyone today guys doing okay I'm losing my mind I'm actively losing my mind [Music] here we go God no come on oh man oh man oh wait I just normally jumped over at that time okay I didn't even know that I could do that turn on this as soon as it goes down do that there we go ow come on really [Music] here we go there we go there we go there we go there we go there we go okay there we go why did I jump why wait why did I jump why did I jump why did that happen go now why now why did that happen why did I jump why hmm let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's be let's be smart about this why on Earth did I jump there anyone know anyone know anyone anyone know why I jumped there because I sure as hell don't there we go all right okay there we go oh damn damn damn damn okay we're fine we're fine we're fine we're fine we are okay do damage do damage do damage two damage two damage two damage and switch to this here we go switch to this and then as soon as this happens to that okay what oh that's just unlucky there's nothing that I can even do about that one there's just nothing that I can even do about that it's just unlucky [Music] oh I can oh I can dodge it like do by doing that I did not know that okay what the hell what what do you mean the whole side what do you mean the the well guys I'm not too sure about this run I'm gonna be completely honest with you I'm not sure about this run foreign [Music] the plank they just add there's no reason there was no reason for them to add the plank there was no reason for them to add the plank I'm gonna say I'm just gonna say it there was absolutely zero reason for them to add the plane oh [Music] try my best I really am I need to restart I need to restart Smash Bro oh man now go hey welcome scar viewers hope that hope that all is going well we are uh we are playing cuphead all the way through because I made a sub goal I made a sub goal a really long time yeah kind of a really long time ago now um that I would play cuphead all the way through without stopping um and finish the game in one go so that is what we are currently doing and it is um the worst thing ever it is the worst thing ever it's just it is just awful I'm gonna be real it is just awful there's 400 came for charity that is awesome that is so cool that's very very sweet there we go all right and why did I do that oh my God you can just dodge it normally sweet okay come on and jump and jump and jump and jump okay perfect and jump and jump there fine I'm fine I'm completely normal about that let's do this now just that we don't have to deal with it all too much all right sweet so we just have to watch out for the sides we just have to watch out for the sides that's it oh okay that one that one was just timed that one well well gotta be kidding me are you okay I'm doing great I'm doing great I've only been playing cuphead for almost five hours now so as you as you can probably tell I'm the best I've ever been [Music] I am I am just absolutely the best that I have ever been fantastic even just the greatest I'm doing fantastic fantastically you know there we go there we go and there we are and there we go perfect what do you mean sure what you guys don't believe me all right let's switch to this one just so we can hit him all the time all right switch up all right okay we have to watch out for that one and down now down what am I doing what am I doing what am I doing here what am I doing here what am I doing here I moved I moved I swear to I moved I swear to you I moved [Music] all right let's do this thing okay okay here we go doing great doing great doing great doing great doing great [Music] and there and there and there and there and there perfect and now oh wait just just dodge it just dodge it like that just touch it like that who cares just stops it like that just stop you like that this makes 100 I'm pretty sure isn't there like a thing in the game that like just tells you the actual deaths is there isn't there a thing like in the game you know isn't there just an actual thing in the game [Music] damn here we go there's like a there's like a there's like a thing that just shows you how many deaths you have it's gonna be a lot I'm gonna be real it's gonna be it's gonna be a lot it's uh yeah it's gonna be a lot [Music] there we go all right and there and there okay okay perfect perfect perfect perfect perfect everything's going according to plan everything's going perfectly according to plan okay switch it to this okay there we go Perfect all right let's do this let's just do this now just do this now perfect oh come on come on really what I moved I dodged though [Music] this is terrible this is absolutely terrible this is absolutely terrible I'm trying my best I'm trying my best I'm trying my best I really am I really really am and there and there and there and there and there oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my God this is terrible there we go and we're good [Music] oh my God and okay wait wait for it wait for it turned to this wait for it to come down like this and then just do this now just right there just right there just right there and then of course every single time that I have done it it has it has come out there it always it always does that it just always does that that is the most annoying thing okay hey I can oh wait I can change size by doing that that's actually kind of sick okay hold on I ah I couldn't jump I couldn't jump oh my God [Music] this is this is this is nuts this is just nuts okay here we go and over there [Music] okay dodged it okay we're good we're good [Music] you've got to be kidding me you've got to be kidding me this is terrible this is terrible there we go there we go all right there we go [Music] and do it and jump there we go okay we're gonna get it this time we're gonna get it this time it's gonna be okay we're gonna get it this time it's gonna be awesome we're gonna get it this time it's just gonna be it's gonna be fantastic it's gonna be the best thing that I ever do it's gonna just be the greatest thing that I ever do truly truly just genuinely okay here we go all right switch to why did I do that it's fine we can save it we can save it it's okay we can save it I know how to play this game now we can save it we can save it we can save it we can save it okay hold on all the way up there I didn't do that I didn't press that okay there we go there we go there we go there we go we can save it we can save it it's okay we can save it we can save it we can save it oh my God oh my God okay come on come on surely right surely right yes okay that's fine that's fine that's fine that's fine I'm fine with this I'm fine with how this is turning out I'm very fine with how this is turning out okay it's gonna be over here okay there we go I just have to make sure to watch the uh watch the uh the planks the planks of wood and everything just have to make sure to watch out for those okay there we go I need to do the special when all three of them are here ready to kill I need to kill this one first okay perfect and then special there so that way I get rid of that one as well okay hold on okay I have to watch the top I have to watch the top I have to watch the top I have to watch the top okay here we go on surely surely right surely surely truly right truly right come on surely just give me a little something just give me a little something just give me a little something oh come on [Music] how come I am always right there how come I am always always right there that always happens that always happens oh my God oh my God oh my God there we go okay there we go okay I just need to save it I just need to save it this time okay I just need I just need to I just need to be better I just need to be better I just need to be better that's all I need to do I just need to be better and I will I'll save it I'll know I won't save it I'll still okay we're fine we're fine we're fine we're fine we're fine I know it's our six guys you don't have to spam it it's okay thank you though okay there we go there we go there we go there we go okay okay okay we're fine perfect [Music] just like that perfect [Music] there we go perfect perfect perfect perfect perfect okay sit down just gonna use it now just so we don't have to use it at all I'm going to attack it there okay perfect okay now we're going to do that [Music] okay I just have to be very very mindful of everything like this okay there we go like that just like that okay like this and that like that tube like that too okay just be very mindful okay and then over here gosh darn it I wasn't I there was no way there was no way of me dodging that there's no way I could Dodge that oh God okay okay okay okay hold on hold on everyone hold on everyone just hold on [Music] okay okay it's gonna go right there it was just gonna start the planks from there okay perfect perfect okay it's gonna go over there we're just gonna start the planks from there okay perfect perfect perfect they gotta get rid of this guy gotta get just get rid of him don't even want them around don't want him around okay perfect perfect hey it's gonna start the place from that side now okay perfect okay my brain my brain my brain use it use it now I should have waited a little bit I should have waited a little bit but that's okay because I'm gonna just dodge this okay okay it's gonna start there okay come on come on surely right surely surely you give me a little something come on please please come on no what I was firing at it it was right there this whole time I was firing at it for so long for so much longer than I should have oh my God the most the the terrible awful terrible we were so close we were so close okay we're fine we're fine whoa okay hello here we go [Music] see things I'm doing I'm doing well what sucks about this game right is that you get so good at like doing a certain boss right but then none of those skills will ever transfer to any of the other bosses and that's why it's so difficult you see it with most games right the the skill will transfer over right the skill will the skill will just transfer over you know it'll it'll be it'll be completely fine right but with this game on the other hand with this no I'll resume it okay uh with this game it just it just doesn't it just doesn't none none of the skills that you learn in one boss fight help with another boss fight ever just never never ever it just never happens there we go there we go there we go down oh come on oh come on okay I'm fine I'm fine I'm fine this is fine guys I think that I'm having the best goddamn day of my life right now I think that this is it I think that this is it yeah yep yep yep that's why this game is cool no that's why this game is so insanely difficult oh my God okay there we go there we go all right I jumped but sure I jumped but sure you know I I did the stuff I did the things I did the I did the things I did the things and yet and yet it does not work it just does not work none of it none of it ever [Music] okay I don't care I'm just gonna Dodge it I'm just gonna Dodge it like that that's how you dodge it that's how you that's how you're supposed to dodge it please be done within the next five hours dude I hope so God damn I hope so I really really hope so ah this is so annoying this is so annoying it's so annoying annoying I was just there was no way me dodging that literally there we go there we go there we go and there's well there's well okay perfect here we go okay and right there as well perfect oh wait why don't I just why didn't I just do that to just be able to destroy it like now it's like if I just do this now will it still carry over I think the HP will carry over probably right oh it doesn't even matter it doesn't even matter I'm gonna die [Music] I don't know if it does ah down oh my God oh my God there we go there we go we'll go over here there we are perfect and there as well fantastic great good this is good just like that okay perfect all right and [Music] yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes there we go there we go this is great there's just no way of me dodging it there's just no way of me dodging that stuff that's the thing there's just no V dodging that I guess I'm long this is taking me [Music] okay okay there we go and Dodge perfect okay perfect perfect perfect perfect perfect perfect perfect perfect and there Notch there and there's no way that I can dodge that it's not possible when they're put up ahead I can't believe this I'm just scattered all right this is great this is this is amazing I just have to keep on talking God damn God damn God damn okay we're fine we're fine this is good this is good jump jump [Music] I can't believe this I actually just can't believe this here we go good good we made it past that face good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good and jump and good and good and jump and jump and good and good and jump and jump and then we're good and then we're good and then we're good and use the style uses now use this now Perfection that's how you do it everyone okay now jump okay we're fine oh that can hit our feet and then we'll be good okay jump there wait no down you fool I can't jump the thing is that I can't I can't jump to avoid it it's it's it's impossible I can't jump to avoid I I I I don't even know how I died there I don't even know how I died there I don't even know oh boy this is fantastic everyone this is just the greatest day that I've ever had in my entire life I'm pretty sure this is this is it this is the one this is yep all right now the bombs okay there we go I there was nothing that I could do there are so many times there are so many times in this game where there is just nothing that you can do and like there's there's just you just have to kind of give up you know you just you just you can't do anything right you know unless you have the most frame perfect inputs you can never ever just like look like look at like like that's fine that's completely fine that went completely A-Okay but this on the other hand this is not going fine and now there we go perfect and there we go good good good good good good good good good good getting there I'm so stupid [Music] all right now go back in time go back in time there we go thank you okay thank you thank you thank you thank you perfect perfect thank you oh my God okay ah okay we're fine we're fine we're fine we're fine we're fine this is A-Okay guys this is okay this one's okay this one is A-Okay this one is a-okay all right it's gonna start the yep there we go starts the planks okay okay starting that now I have to have to try to focus my energy Focus energy Focus energy so it's gonna come from here it's gonna come from there okay good turn there I know I should have dodged I should have dodged but I don't have I don't have [Music] oh my God you've got to be kidding me you've got to be absolutely kidding me you've got to be kidding me with that okay we're fine [Music] I can't believe that I can't believe that like I'm so sorry that you guys just have to keep on seeing the same things over and over again I wish that I could show you something different but they decided to make this game of literals layer of hell they decided to make it just a layer of hell I can't believe this oh oh my God oh my God I can't ah yeah sure no yeah no sure yeah yeah yeah so so yeah yeah perfect perfect perfect perfect perfect perfect yes this is good this is good this is great this is awesome oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my God okay we're fine we're fine there we're fine there good this one this one's a not this one's not a bad not a bad round okay then we're fine [Music] oh my God it's the bombs again here we go and there's just nothing that I could do that's fine I'll just do this let's do this now see that now and there we go okay [Music] there we go and do that do that oh and do that okay perfect and jump up there good I'm getting I'm getting really good RNG with this one okay this one's good this one's good I can feel this one I can hey okay okay that one's pretty good that one's pretty good okay I just need to get good RNG with this one now and just hope that okay I was gonna say and hope that these guys don't spawn until um later but that's fine because now I can just do this and kill him I can kill him now I can kill him and just kill them and we're fine okay we're fine we're fine we're fine we're fine we're fine we're fine we're fine we're fine we're fine we're gonna wait I'm gonna wait for them to return perfect okay good good good good good we're gonna stand like right here jump stand I need to kill this one I need to kill this one kill that one kill that one kill that one perfect and then I need to do this to kill the other one as well so that it stops doing that and okay that was just unlucky there's nothing I could really do there come on come on please please please please please please please please please please please please no don't go for ah wow great awesome awesome this is that dude that was such a good experience that was such a fantastic experience just a fantastic Journey overall like I I loved having to do that that was amazing I loved every single part of that that was just that was dude there was just nothing that made me feel upset about that part at all that was great it was just oh it was just a fan freaking tastic there we go thank you I lose my mind actively lose my mind actively actively and proactively losing my mind right now and there oh wait is the is the saw gonna come out please tell me that the saws are gonna come of course the saw comes out of course the goddamn saw comes out because why not why not right this game isn't Fun I mean it is I'm having fun I'm not having a bad time but it's also like Jesus Christ this is like why why is this happening you know why why is this happening I do not know I simply am just unaware of why this is happening you know but yet it is yet it is but yeah it just it just happens to be happening just happens to keep on happening and I'm just like well nothing you can really do you know nothing nothing you can really do what's that okay go down there we go just like that and now just like that they're going to jump oh I forgot to jump I almost forgot to jump oh man no but then the jump to dodge the thing is impossible it's literally impossible you can't do the jump to dodge it without I don't know how you're supposed to just jump around it when When jumping puts you on the top layer jumping puts you on the top layer so then you can't you just can't you just you just can't so I'll tap jump I am that's the sad thing is that I am tap jumping it's just that you it's just that you have to get so lucky you have to get so lucky with it [Music] there's nothing that you can do there's just nothing that you can do just nothing that you can do [Music] if this all comes from the bottom go to the other side I mean I'll try I've tried but then I just sometimes just die and it's just it just doesn't just doesn't help just doesn't help there we go nice got him [Music] I'm losing my mind I hate this game but I also really like it I don't know how I feel about it I just want to be done with it honestly and now and there perfect okay just like that just like that just like that perfect perfect perfect okay and then down go down a little bit then go down like that then go like that and then jump up perfect there we go okay okay everyone this this could be something this could be something okay going over here so we're gonna go over there thank you we're going over here [Music] okay all right let's just spawn the ghost so we're gonna do this just to get rid of one of the ghosts early there we go perfect I'm gonna get rid of one of the other ghosts as well just like that perfect okay we're gonna wait for the ghosts to spawn in order to do the the Mega Blast or just wait for the ghost to spawn there we there they are okay we're gonna we're gonna get rid of this one first I saw that okay there we go oh God it's not gonna it's gonna it's gonna okay it's gonna do that that's fine that's fine that's fine that's oh God come on really there's no way there's no way there's no hospital there's no possible way come on please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please I tell you but that's how you do it oh [Music] that level sucks so much [Music] oh but we did it it's okay oh b-minus all right that's fine with me that is A-Okay with me that is completely fine with me all right we uh we unlocked some things oh my God okay okay okay okay okay okay okay see what's around here oh a nice little pirate ship shooting and looting okay oh boy okay wait how am I supposed to wait wait where do I hit oh up there shoot I have to use auto aim for this one don't I there we go okay let's use auto aim for this one I feel damn okay okay this is I need to at least get to the second phase so I know what I'm doing [Music] there we go there we are oh boy what's what's this what's this what's this oh god what the hell okay so it's gonna do that okay okay that's not bad not bad okay there we go here we go there we go oh damn [Music] there we go there we go okay I just gotta just gotta use the auto aim and then we'll be we change the tower six real fast that's that's why that's why that's why by the way that's why you just gotta we just gotta real quick just gotta you guys just gotta change the tower six you know just real quick all right retry you need lobbers for this one at least I don't sound like a nerd [Music] for this one actually shut up I'm gonna use my stars because they look cool there we go all right there's the dog oh my God it just randomly Falls for no reason it just randomly Falls for no reason just randomly Falls for no reason I can't believe that [Music] it's the falling it's the falling it's literally the falling foreign [Music] [Music] there's no possible way for me to react to that thing like how on Earth am I supposed to know [Music] there we go okay [Music] there we go dodged it haha gotcha all right there we are right now it's looking there we go now it's there okay oh my God okay so now it's what squid what the hell I was expecting anything else I was expecting literally anything else from that but uh sure squid why not why not right I think for the 17 months oh they were doing oh this ship is alive oh sure sure why not why what what what what ink ink on screen no oh my God there's so much that I have to do my brain my brain right now I can't believe this okay we're fine we're fine we're fine we're fine we're fine we're fine oh that's a shark oh that's the shark that is the shark that is the shark that is the shark gotcha gotcha gotcha get back okay there we go oh oh no now the ship's upset at me oh god what the hell what the hell what the hell what the hell what the hell what the hell what the hell what the hell what the hell is going on what is going on the ship is a lot am I supposed to know that that's gonna happen [Music] how am I supposed to know that that is going to happen it just appears that just appeared you have to squat while I no but I didn't know that I did that I needed to that was awful God damn okay now we're retrying that is incredible that is that is so funny [Music] I'm just doing this so I can get the parts [Music] are fine totally fine right now got it okay there we go and fine we're good okay we're good we're okay please no shark okay Squid Ink squared ink squared ink ink it's like it's like that one it's like that one oh oh it's slightly darker now oh God I'm fine I'm fine I'm fine totally fine totally fine and normal completely fine and normal and ow and the dogs don't let the dogs get you oh my God I just killed oh my God I just killed them oh my God I'm just killing them I'm just killing the dogs uh whoops my bad uh okay here we go there we are okay oh okay almost almost screwed that one up almost screwed that one up but then I did screw that one up just for your guys viewing pleasure but how come [Music] oh I was so close I was so close that time that's that's that's that's my computer right now dude having such a good time having such a good time really it's truly it's truly [Music] there we go got it okay I just have to get that as much as possible I think in the beginning [Music] okay or just or just miss entirely that works that works too great work what is it oh God it's a squid it's the squid oh my God this is good okay we're fine yeah that's right die oh damn oh damn oh damn oh damn oh damn okay we're fine literally fine literally what am I even worried about shoot the barrel I don't think shooting Barrel does anything no she better listen to anything see [Music] oh my God instead and it's dead again I should have dodged why didn't I dodge why didn't I dodge anyone know anyone know any anyone know why I didn't dodge anyone know I didn't dodge that either how far into the game are we I'd say we're good like I don't know I don't know how long we are into the game I really wish that I knew but um alas I do not sadly so [Music] questions there we go okay and do that here we go just to trick it I need to use my Dodge War I haven't been using my Dodge enough okay there we go 70 to 60 done [Music] finish this here we go okay [Music] why why did I just not even why did I just why like why did I just yeah okay let's go there use it use it use it that was good that was really really good okay there we go all right all right it's the dogs now it's the dog oh my God the the ship the ship is firing at me now you should it's just firing at me now and I don't know and I just do not know when it's gonna happen because it's like I uh my brain cannot handle being focused on this much it just cannot handle being focused on this much oh it's we're so close we're so close did you forget the charity bat no no it was the charity bet was if I if I if I beat the game in six hours then I either upload two videos in two months and if I don't upload those two videos then I donate 50k to charity that was that was the bit that if I finished it within six hours there we go okay we're fine we're fine we're fine we're fine we're fine I think I'm gonna finish it though I think I'm gonna finish it that's not what you said I'm fairly certain that that is there we go buys what that was not the bet that's I'm pretty sure that's what it was I'm fairly certain that that's what the BET was hey bro what was what was what what do you guys think that I said because that's that's I can assure you that that is what I said [Music] two vids in one month oh okay I'm I'm fairly certain that's what it was like I'm be I'm being completely serious like I'm not like said two what [Music] I'm so confused I thought it was 50k if you didn't beat it in six hours oh no no no no no no no that's not what I meant no no no that's not oh okay I can get I can get okay I can get how that was thought no no it was meant to be for the 50k was meant to be for the videos the 50k was was genuinely meant to be for the videos okay I can see how you might think that I've like changed it now that it's six hours but that but like sure you can you guys can trust me that that is what I genuinely meant for the very beginning like that is that is genuine though oh I meant from the very beginning I think I think I just worded it oddly so that people thought that it was something else streamer hates charity God damn it that is that is genuinely what I meant for the beginning I'm saying that with like a hundred percent honesty there we go and there and you get that and that there we go perfect okay okay and wicked hit that nice okay there we go and use this now get em yeah okay perfect there we go there we go okay there's the shark it's the shark screw you ow come on die die die die die die die die die okay perfect we're good okay oh damn okay oh boy oh boy and jumping over that now oh my God there's so much that I have to dodge Jesus Christ hey we're good Jesus Christ and the dogs okay [Music] [Laughter] God I'm losing my mind I'm losing my mind [Music] here we go and this could be pink again oh come on let me okay there we go let me at least get one card can we please just skip this uh sadly we cannot as it is a game Boss and uh we have to defeat all of them in order to be able to even think about doing anything so alas we cannot come on okay let's destroy this guy now there we go okay now destroy him destroy him defeat him okay good all right get rid of that okay so I don't have to worry about it shoot me again shoot me again I dare you I dare you I dare you I dare you perfect okay nice we got four cards now [Music] hey we're fine we're fine we're fine we're fine oh my God there's so much there's so much going on there's just so there's too much going on my brain my brain my brain my brain goddamn okay just screw him screw him go to the next phase you idiot please [Music] this is this is interesting this is very very interesting okay I need to I need to like get I need to I need to get all the little pink dots I need to get all little pink dots no I need to just get I need to get all the pink dots and then we'll be good [Music] too okay let's just let's just start it like right let's just like trigger it right off the bat so you don't have to worry about it for a little bit and then go okay I think we just have to trigger it on our own accord rather than accidentally I feel like that's that's the that's the move that's the play right there there we go and now just like that just like that there we go [Music] okay okay here we go that was that was all me that was all me what is it oh it's a squid okay Squid's the Squid's not that bad the Squid's not that bad I can handle I can handle the split I can handle the split okay trigger now okay my brain my brain there's too much going on my poor brain Mega Blast mode okay there we go got another oh damn okay fine trigger it now okay oh my God I wasn't expecting that okay there we go don't care about the ink doesn't really matter all too much it doesn't affect us much okay there we go there we go there we are we have the blast we have the blast use the blast good good good good okay okay just gotta make sure how to dodge that Dodge that I mean Dodge that there we go wait why did it put me over there I didn't oh oh my God we're always so close Okay trigger now here we go here we go there we go that's how you do it that's how you do it everyone that was incredible okay then use it now okay and then there's this oh my god oh wait use the Horseshoe for the last one you are absolutely right about that actually I think okay we're just gonna try we're just gonna retry is this gonna be like the dragon most definitely not the dragon was inexplicably hard [Music] it was difficult all right there we go there we go [Music] oh come on then use it now perfectly yes that was good that was good that was good the dragon looked easy though I can assure you it was definitely not it was definitely not easy to me at least I don't know I don't know how everyone else is but uh not me you haven't seen the worst of God oh my God I really hope that I have honestly there we go perfect perfect now okay so I can do this okay and use it now good good good good good good good good good good good good good good gonna use this now before this happens just so that it's not perfect okay yeah kill kill the dogs kill the dogs okay there we go triggered it okay we're good I missed I missed that one no come on good good good good good good good good okay what's What's Happening Now what's happening now the shark okay the shark the shark is happening now and that guy's gonna shoot at me okay now die die die die die die die die die die die die okay here we go ah okay there we go just like that okay and we're good and we're good and we're good and we're good and we're good and we're okay and we're okay we're okay and we're okay and we are okay and we're okay and we're okay we're just we're just fine we're just fine honestly we're just okay we are just okay right now oh my God we're not okay we're doing hair we're doing terribly okay Boomerang mode Boomerang mode activate Okay and just fire it this way fire it constantly this way okay oh I thought I thought that the the falling man was a projectile right and then I was like oh it's not a projectile so my brain immediately went oh there's no projectiles here and then just decide to run directly into that so that's always fun oh come on no I missed it oh man and why do you do that why do you do that to me right now come on what what okay nope I'm restarting after that I'm restarting after that one that was uh that one was uh [Music] that one was uh not good here we go all right okay trigger now perfect and fire at me there we go perfect good good good good good good good all right that's a that's a huge blast right there as long as we just constantly fire on this guy we should be okay Scott damn it oh man I didn't I didn't I I knew it was gonna happen I knew it was gonna happen too that's the worst part that's the worst part is that I knew it was gonna happen there we go perfect okay and now and it's gonna drop while I'm invincible why don't you get invincible during that you should you should I game bad game bad game bad game bad game oh my God okay here we go here's another one are you guys ready to see the exact frames this game sucks this is such a bad time perfect okay that's how you do it loving these frames oh man oh you got you're just gonna see it more you're just gonna see it more it is right this would have been a hard enough boss fight they just didn't add this Barrel they just how dare they first of all like they just did not need to add the barrel you know they just they just didn't need to at all I just didn't need to okay wow I just missed and there perfect okay and there can't use it now there we go please let not be the shark okay it's not the shark so we're good and use the snap some okay [Music] what I pressed jump I pressed I jumped I swear I swear I pressed the jump I jumped the I jumped the Press I swear I did I swear I did and there and use that perfect bam and okay now give me give me give me give me give me give me God damn it I missed man I missed again and I boom okay and use it now there we go and jump jump again and uh get rid of this little ink guy before he destroys me all right and keep on hitting that and then do that okay now we don't have to worry about him randomly attacking us there we go and we got it and boom perfect okay and use this now there we go oh my god there was no way for me to dodge that there was a style all right use boomerangs now we're using Boomerang Style [Music] 78 I love I love cuphead I love playing cuphead I love it so much I love it so much I love it I love cuphead so much it's just my favorite it's just my favorite thing ever it's just my favorite thing ever honestly I mean how how can I just can't get enough of it honestly you know I just really can't get enough of it I just really can't you can't get enough of these goddamn cups like that okay perfect and we're good and then use this now all right so we don't have to worry for about it for a little bit perfect kill kill kill kill the dog kill the dog good there we go okay all right use this now okay we're good [Music] all right dodged ink dodged ink dodged Inc dodged ink all right oh my God oh my God you've got to be kidding me you've got to be kidding me really really oh my God how does this happen how does this even happen how does this even happen right guys how just how how okay it's uh okay there we go there we are and do that use that okay hold on hold on hold on this could be a big one this could be a big one everyone everyone look out this one could be a big one okay switch to Boomerang now okay look out for this thing it's gonna fall right now okay there we go do that Okay jump after that jump after that I I swear to you I jumped the other way [Music] we did it oh my God oh my God it happened [Music] yeah that's how you do it that is just that is just how you do it right guys yeah a minus baby that's how you do it oh my God this came this game I'll tell you I'll tell you one thing about this game it is certainly yeah you know okay so we've defeated a couple of bosses oh the mausoleum let's get this Mausoleum three let's do it let's just do it all right yeah pull up pull up them trousers Kings it's time to jump on some ghosts all right all right there we go and oh wow this one's okay this one's a little difficult hold on all right what the hell is that I see it okay I see what it is now [Music] wait what the hell how am I supposed to do this hold on how am I supposed to get rid of these guys oh my God oh my God this is oh my God oh my God damn [Music] okay okay [Music] God damn I am so good at this game [Music] no goddamn oh man oh come on oh I was doing so well but then those guys were over there and then oh man okay just gotta get rid of as many as possible as fast as possible that's the main thing [Music] because those guys move fast those guys move fast okay [Music] okay there we go okay I know how to do this one [Music] no come on it just it just didn't let me jump it just didn't let me jump on it that was awful [Music] okay okay [Music] major skill issue right there Jesus Christ there wait hold on I have to get this guy all right get this big big boy [Music] hold on oh yeah I gotcha that's right oh my God okay [Music] and there perfect I know exactly where you are at all times [Music] okay oh my God I'm focusing so hard right now I am I am so focused I am so focused okay I gotta wait for these three to get here there we go perfect that's how you do it that's how you do it wait it's the game is the game Frozen for you guys [Applause] is the game Frozen for you guys or is it working it's not huh hold on okay okay good um my my preview in OBS was it was just was just like on the same frame I don't know why but now we're good now we're good okay okay it was it was frozen because I was tabbed out all right oh we got the magic we got the magic yeah no it was because my OBS preview was like completely Frozen so I was worried like oh have I just been frozen this entire time but now we're good okay that's good mock new super sweet I still like the Mega Blast super that's the only thing all right let's find another boss [Music] dramatic fanatic all right are you tired not really honestly I'm good welcome okay what are you gonna do all right okay I'll Parry this there we go Okay jump there so that's just gonna stay there okay just gotta be careful okay there we go got it not again here we go I don't know how to do this boss wow okay how on Earth am I supposed to know that's my question [Music] okay okay hold on hold on okay there we go there we are okay we gotta watch out for those things on the bottom as well oh as well as the top okay that is my brain just I don't think my brain can just straight up handle that much input I don't think my brain is made for this game I just like there's so many things that I have to uh that I have to like remember and and and keep track of on my screen and I could only look at so much I can only look at so much on my screen you know okay I just gotta remember to like move okay that was fast that was fast that was good there we go and there it is and move that and Dodge that and then Dodge this and then Dodge that there we go and then Dodge that and then Dodge this then Dodge that and then Dodge that and then Dodge this and then don't Dodge that don't touch that why would you I that's that's that was on purpose don't worry guys all right okay we're done we're done with that face okay here we go what the hell is going on here meteor oh wow I just lightning okay just gotta Dodge this is it not it's not nothing is oh wait there we go okay nothing is nothing was hitting it for a second there okay hold on I just gotta whoa okay lightning lightning lightning lightning lightning lightning okay we're fine this is fine this is fine meteor watch out watch out watch out watch out watch out watch out watch out watch out big wave okay lightning again that's easy fighting's easy thank you fighting's easy come on there we go okay there's another one okay now you're just up there for some reason oh damn okay okay oh oh my God what was that like what like second try third try [Music] what was that that was like that was like third try oh my God that was good that was I'm feeling good about that one what do you have to say Ludwig wait what oh Ludwig oh dude [Music] oh my God I can't believe I actually got that like that was incredible did you guys that was incredible oh boy oh okay it's one of these all right um oh uh the top okay that's right wow hello okay never mind oh damn okay but it has multiple Parts um okay dude [Music] my PC's lagging a little bit hold on [Music] IP my PC's lagging a little bit you guys still hear me okay is it okay is it is it all good okay good dude this is a this is foreign how am I supposed to do this how am I how on Earth am I supposed to do this oh my God oh my God how am I dude this is nuts this is crazy okay my PC's fine now oh [Music] how oh wait wait whenever I go into the pause screen that's when my PC decides to just randomly die for some reason okay but we'll just go down here and do that there we go and then just do that there we go turn that off immediately it'll be fine if we turn small come on I was small I was small I was a small boy okay for so for some reason my uh my PC does not like the pause screen of this of this of this game for some for some odd reason I do not know why but um okay wait wait I have I have Mom I had bomb my head bomb shooting the laser thing he does the most damage okay okay oh down here's something too okay hold on okay so now that I'm there I'll just destroy this okay I'll wait to do that and then I'll do that there we go I'll just go down here destroy this okay there we go do that okay go up here oh go down okay okay good good good good good good good good good good good good good good great work everyone oh my God oh my God I don't know how that worked I'm gonna be real I have no idea how that worked um well it didn't it didn't work but it's okay I forgive myself no no no no this boss is nuts what is this [Music] my God this is dude this one is nuts okay I'm gonna try to get rid of this one first before okay well oh it blocks everyone okay it blocks all my shots whenever it's there and okay sure just get hit why don't I hey good that one's destroyed oh my God okay hold on hold on [Music] okay I'm just gonna try to destroy this one first just get rid of that now do this just so I can get rid of it okay just be careful about these little guys all right do that be in this little spot okay perfect all right go for the center go for the top go for around the world ah okay I'm fine I'm fine I'm fine I'm how how on Earth how on Earth how on Earth how on Earth how how how how am I supposed to how how am I supposed to do this one okay please go for the laser beam I feel like going for the laser beams the best honestly I feel like that's the best bet I don't like the rocket I feel like I feel like going for the rocket is the is the worst one to go for first started yet oh my god oh come on I'm dead I'm dead oh wait no I'm not I'm not dead I'm not dead hold on I'm dead I am dead I am dead okay sweet I'm dead sweet sounds good to me sounds good to me Kings here we go all right just gotta remember to dodge and Dodge Dodge where is the Dodge there's no Dodge there's no more Dodge okay there we go come on oh God this is terrifying this is absolutely terrifying oh God oh God okay we're fine I'm still fine I'm still okay I'm still okay there we go got rid of that one as well then we just have to go for the bottom one just go for the bottom one I just have to see what the phases of this boss are so that I can understand [Music] foreign how is this game legal this has to be this has to be illegal write what they're doing to me it's it's got to be It's gotta It's gotta be [Music] oh my God wow I just missed okay sweet no wow I just missed again and now nice though great great work me great work great work on that one that was good that was really really good of you that was awesome that was fan freaking tastic [Music] what is this game this is nuts good day I can't even I can't even get past it like there's just way too much like look at that how how on Earth am I supposed to react in time there's just no way it's because they come from behind as well oh no this sucks okay I'm just gonna destroy these guys now just so I don't have to deal with them later oh my God it's that it's just that one it was just that one okay go for that go go for it go for it go for it oh my God oh my God [Music] there we go go for its heart and go for the head go for the head go for the head please come on please please just come on come on come on just go for that oh my God oh my God [Music] how on Earth [Music] is this even possible like humanly is this even possible like I know you were just like oh this that's funny that he's asking that I am legitimately asking at this point I don't I just don't know damn there's nothing that I can do there's just nothing that I can do there's just nothing that I can do there's just nothing that I can do okay now that one's I can't I can't I [Music] oh my God oh my God I'm going for this one first I can't deal with those dude how is this possible dude oh my God if then it's the same one from before that kills me and I can't I can't do anything about it I can't do anything about it [Music] oh my God [Music] okay I gotta get rid of the laser first that's the main thing because the laser prevents me from firing at all there's no way they just purposely made it oh my God oh my God oh my God okay got rid of that got rid of that damn wait screw it bomb mode bomb mode bomb mode bomb mode bomb mode bomb mode good okay okay foreign [Music] how on Earth am I meant to do this how on Earth am I am I expected to do this huh like there's just no possible way at this point there's just no possible way like it is it's genuinely just so impossible it's genuinely just so impossible [Music] how how oh my God okay it's fine this is fine you gotta get rid of these guys though okay just need to get rid of the I just need to get rid of this top bit oh my God oh my God this is this is this is this I can't believe I can't believe what my eyes are currently uh trying to figure out right now I cannot believe this like I just physically cannot believe this at all like oh my God we got to okay wait hold up of course of course it's the goddamn flying head [Music] S no possible way that I could see that [Music] that legitimately came in from nowhere nowhere that actually came in from nowhere there was no possible way that I could have seen that that was going to come from right there it just wasn't possible it just wasn't possible okay get rid of get rid of these first get rid of these first go get this okay good oh god oh damn oh damn oh damn see there's just nothing that I can do there's nothing that I can do there's nothing there's just nothing I'm I'm a I'm a wreck I'm a wreck in an endless and an Endless Sea um vomit regards bomb boom bomb bomb bomb [Music] hey bro this is not possible this is just this is just not it's just not even possible at this point it it it it it it's just not it's just not like it it look at this I can't do anything I can't do I can't do anything when it does that oh my God there we go got rid of that okay okay I just have to okay hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on everyone hope okay well I mean I'm trying I really am I swear to God I am there's nothing that I can do there's just it's impossible it's literally impossible [Music] this game is literally that is not possible you cannot you cannot just look me in the eyes and tell me that that is possible everybody I'm gonna just go up here to get rid of this okay and now that's on there I'm gonna damage these two I'm gonna get rid of all these and then just immediately do that okay now I don't have to worry about it now I don't have to worry about it see said I do this wait for it to lock on there go down here destroy these things get rid of that and then go back up to here okay good get rid of this now get rid of this now just so I don't have to deal with the bombs as long as possible and and damn okay sure or just put me on one Health anyway just put me on one Health anyway see if I like it see if I like it news flash I don't I most certainly do not enjoy being on one HP the entire goddamn time actually is possible shut up actually uh it's actually possible because it's a video game and they wouldn't release it if it wasn't possible do I look like I care do I do I look like I care about that actually the one of the they want to put this this they wouldn't put this character in the game at all actually if it wasn't possible so you saying that it's actually just a a lie so yeah shut up see if I care guess what I don't how dare you how dare you first of all how dare you how dare you you know how about how about that how about how about how about there how dare you um I'm just fighting with someone that just doesn't exist fighting with someone that just genuinely just does not exist like it's just it is just a person that I've made up to argue with about this game that is how much I'm just not enjoying my time I mean I am I am enjoying my time like I would love I would be lying if I said I wasn't having a good time playing this video game and like in like the the the the the the the wins are worth are worth all the defeats right but like come on [Music] you know you know what I you know what I mean do you get it because look I can't fire goddamn backwards it's just nothing there's just nothing oh my God and then I get an idea [Music] okay now get rid of all these get all get rid of all these goddamn Little Things okay good gotten rid of them okay go up here wait until it locks on immediately go down get rid of all the little things get rid of that okay get rid of the heart first oh my God the like the one the one thing the one little rocket ship okay it's not gonna come back down I got hit twice there's nothing that I can do bomb [Music] there's actually just straight up nothing that I can do how on Earth how on Earth am I supposed to dodge this if I don't know where they're coming from like look at this just look at this just look at this do you see this right now you see what's happening I don't even want to know what image is crossing my screen right now I do not know if y'all saw that okay good good good good good oh my God oh my God oh my God hey we made it to the final stage yippee are you kidding me with this what what is this are you kidding me you kidding me right now so focused I'm so gamer aware I'm so goddamn gamer aware right now you have no idea no [Music] oh my God we actually almost made it we actually almost made it this boss is this this is this this is his boss should not be allowed this boss should just not peel out [Music] oh Papa Bear and drinking water so already I'm dead this game hates people that drink water by the way you know go down destroy all these things get rid of this okay and then we're good go like right here do this go down here destroy all these things now and then do that go up here oh go down okay destroy the middle one first because why not right goddamn okay I messed up a little bit I messed up a little bit we just have to destroy the rocket ships those are the main ones those are the main ones that I just hate is the is the I didn't mean to do that I awesome that was worth it that was guys that was that was the gamer play right there that was a gamer play from yours truly Rambo live [Music] God damn and these stupid bombs just won't [Music] I was doing so well for so long I so well for so long in that I I did so well for so long my strategy was Immaculate but then it just um and down okay there we go perfect get rid of all these guys [Music] okay good okay get rid of all the get rid of all of them get rid of all of them see if I care see if I care oh God oh God oh God and bomb bomb nuke nuke nuke nuke nuke good good good oh my God wait that was actually good that was actually that was actually pretty good okay hold on my finger slipped off the goddamn controller which then caused me to run right into the bomb this is awful this is awful I I so hard to make this this I I work so hard I work so goddamn hard and now [Music] here we go that did nothing but okay [Music] this is the worst day of my life I'm not loving this I'm kidding I'm doing I'm doing completely fine all right and now good good good now we did enough damage to um not have to care at all I mean we do kind of have to care okay we're fine good we got rid of it we got rid of it that's good that's good we got yeah I'm restarting I'm restarting I'm restarting I don't know I I don't care I don't care I don't care it's 1am it's that time for cuphead okay all right here we go there we go just get rid of it there we go and get rid of all of The Little Ships the little tiny ships there we go get rid of the ships get rid of the ships before they get rid of you and then they turn into bombs and then they turn into bombs and then they turn into bombs the ships turn into bombs turned into uh people oh God and boom thank you thank you thank you thank you God damn it I was on two [Music] days this game so much fun I love cuphead right now and I think that everyone I think that everyone should should be cuphead honestly you know at this point I I think that you are doing yourself a huge loss by not currently you know oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my God damn it okay I'm always so close I'm always like so I'm always so close not getting hit but then the the awful wow the awful thing about this game is that there are a million things that can hit you but you can't regenerate you can't you can never get those back you know [Music] that's the most darndest thing about this game you know okay remember the head's gonna fly off okay let's just use the nuke on it now so we can get to the face faster honestly I feel like that's the play [Music] here we go oh my God okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay damn it okay all right I'm just gonna do a tiny bit I'm gonna just go tiny bit and then hit him during the down times hiding mode okay I'm so focused right now so gamer aware oh my God the large objects that pass up what I didn't see the wall oh I didn't see the wall because of the objects ah the wall God damn okay okay we're fine and we're fine we're fine we're fine we're fine we're fine there we go it's so close but yet so far exactly that's what this that's what this game feels like all the time it feels like you're always so close to the victory but then always like so far away from it because like you know okay thank you there we go I'm just gonna try to Nuke it no God damn okay hold on give me a second [Music] hello got some hands there I don't know what that was I'm sorry wait it's fine this is this is fine this is this is fine this is fine this is this is A-Okay I am A-Okay with this I'm A-Okay with us hey good good there we go okay okay we made it we made it we made it to this we made it to this hold on hold on everyone no oh this is awful this is so awful wow okay yikes yikes that one was just uh that was just not good actually that one was not one of the best not one of the best I'm gonna have to say uh probably one of the worst probably one of the worst that I've ever done and now okay good good good good good oh the Rockets just get rid of them just get rid of them now okay suitcase about the Rockets okay good pretty sure I can get rid of it by doing this now surely what oh wait okay it is it is destroyed we're good the laser is gone then we go for this one then we go for ah okay fine whatever whatever no I'm fine I'm fine [Music] [Applause] oh this is good no this is this is good oh this is this is I love this I love this game I love I love this game I love this game I love this game I love this game this game is awesome it's great it's gonna be fantastic even and there we go okay go for it now now two use two good I missed I'm I'm my I I don't know what I'm doing I don't know what I'm doing anymore I don't know what I'm doing anymore yeah I'm just gonna start making random noises and call them words like uh uh glow glitter deep yeah that's a word now because I said it as I said it is that's how all languages made anyway so who even cares who even cares oh I didn't need to do that I okay whatever that's fine that's fine that's fine it's fine once you finish this you never have to play it again so true that is uh that is my motto for life you know that is that is just how it is you know I get it okay here we go get rid of all of them there we are okay and do that I I missed I missed a little bit that's okay oh oh destroy please get destroyed why aren't you destroyed yet why isn't anything destroyed yet why am I so bad at this game how how am I bad at this game it's not even it shouldn't even be possible it shouldn't even I hate I hate being on one HP because then I play like the greatest in my life and then I and then I just I I just get to like a part where you need more than one HP in order to complete it and it's just like I didn't do that correctly oh my God this has to this has to work this has to work okay get rid of these guys ah you've got to be kidding me you've got to be kidding me no that's so annoying that's so annoying that's so annoying that's so annoying that's so so so annoying my PC died ah that's so annoying that's so annoying oh man I'm sorry about that damn damn my PC died I really hope that cuphead has an auto save I really really hope that cuphead has an auto save I really hope it does I really really hope that it does I really hope that it does oh we're good okay it does we're fine God okay we're okay could you imagine if it didn't save I would have lost my mind I would have actually I would have been so upset all right we're back into it not even not even giving anyone a chance all right we are back we are back we are back all right we are back we're gonna we're gonna beat this boss first try all right [Music] there we go right there there it is got it here we go get rid of this one we're gonna beat this boss first try okay not even not even kidding well never mind never mind I guess okay just destroy this there we go get rid of that and then get rid of that here we go okay [Music] dude I can't I can't do anything with the Magnus pulling me I think that's the whole point of the magnet but still still annoying what what's going on

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Id: FXK56yMqYgE

Length: 377min 13sec (22633 seconds)

Published: Mon Oct 24 2022