Raft but we just descend further into madness

[Music] the [ __ ] off we've been alive for two weeks on the rap guys congratulations not bad i'm gonna throw it back in the ocean [ __ ] it oh get [ __ ] don't kill it you need to capture it chat where are we in the story we just found the first oil rig or whatever the hell that was having wrath problems bro oh oh hello i'm on an island this is goat island there yeah there's a dodo and the dodo we killed and you murdered it literally the last of his kind whoa no we found another one it's fine is it laggy does anyone else get like lag spikes anyone else noticing that no that's just you bro bro what's happening oh bruce you [ __ ] bruce i can't even oh yeah i'm getting weird have they closed the internet borders too because of coronavirus like why am i getting weird yeah yeah yeah that might be it honestly make sure you're forwarding your ports stop stop open your nat type excuse me kids these days will never know the pain of trying to point forward like when you're like 14 like just completely compromising your entire home network security so you can play a video game with your friends so i can play gmod with the boys it could be a host restart thing it took forever to be for me to load in all right let me do something i can't even get the barrels i swear to god eli if my stew is ruined now because you left all right loaded in quicker this time so let's see [Music] nope as it's calming down at all somebody or no no but i am focused on something else right now in game all right you guys just tell me to give him i'm done for whatever i built a net launcher oh my god it's bruce how do you get up here wait what is my pup whoa what is that to the right that this big boat holy holy [ __ ] my friend it is disney cruise it is little yucky big big [ __ ] yachty none of us have showered in 23 days since i've gotten in the water multiple times look watch showered but now you're all salty no it's fine you could lick my skin or something i will sperm it's like pretzels what dude that's what the ocean is always has been everyone put on a headlamp what i don't have here here's one plum holy [ __ ] wait there's one smitty all right and this gt update is crazy this is crazy bring me some light boys i got the bow ready i'm ready oh scrappy scavenge scavenge whatever the [ __ ] you can alright if it's not lagging i'll pick it up oh animations and [ __ ] there's a ghost with us all right i open oh i got it excuse me i got it all right okay i'm getting hit by something oh it's like it's like a whopper [ __ ] hit it [ __ ] did it ew [ __ ] ass i'm gonna eat it we need a bolt cutter oh a tv yo get the [ __ ] dude yeah get that in a mini fridge [ __ ] fetch quest one blue key yeah yeah that'll be on the that'll be here as well let's split up let's attack the mobs look for clothes yeah this always works well i got it right here i got it i got a red key yeah no i got it no all right you go ahead oh here i got it guys i got it oh okay i got there [Applause] oh this place haunted for sure who's this mechanical part dude it's a turntable oh [ __ ] let's go everyone just teleported next to me when i was already over here is there a door here door's locked from the other side wow whatever will we do that didn't work wait a minute i found a four digit code zero four five one i need a bomb one car jack what the oh hey i'm gonna find a car jack on a ship like this open door and oh a door has opened a door a door leads to another door open this is a four-person bag dude get out of the way i'm getting i'm stuck i can't everyone get here we can craft oh yeah the car jack and then we can close the bomb here yeah we have a bomb down here dude i got rat steaks for dinner we should put down the bomb and i'll stand next to it nothing wrong master splinter is not happy about this one [Laughter] oh man this phantom is really helpful so strong oh my god imagine if scooby doo what is that kind of cooperation oh it's just a lot of [ __ ] scrap glass metal [Music] [Laughter] look at all this chicken oh oh steering wheel engine now i got blueprint for steering wheel too is this it i think i think yeah i think we're all good now now we have coordinates for a new place and then we can build engines in a steering wheel as well i have made one engine all right sick let's see how big it is what the hell it's a big engine brother i don't even think one engine is enough for our uh our raft size doesn't matter my net launcher says no ammo you probably need a net yeah but i've looked and i don't see anything that's just it belongs in there you need explosive powder smithy you apparently need explosive powder for that these guys never heard of compressed air you know that dolphins just randomly beat the [ __ ] out of sharks for no [ __ ] reason yeah kind of taking pleasure in uh that take pleasure in sex including humans every other animal hates sex just ask ducks ask cats that too that's [ __ ] is is incredibly hilarious yeah you'd be upset too if you had a barbed dick ramming you well that's why i don't what do you mean okay okay what do you call pirates newspaper pirates newspaper let's hear it smitty let's hear it current events oh oh my god stinks what do a pirate's wife say to them before they leave for the sea thank god seize the day oh brother this guy's scared eli never plays it for his own jokes oh we do have explosive powder hey research uh net thing net canister now we know one explosive powder per one of these things and we don't have any other explosives where the [ __ ] do you get explosive powder what's that from america yeah puffer fish oh china came up with uh explosive powder did they now yeah yeah good for them a virus and explosive powder nice what's the sound of them sending a raid to my house i'm going to send an 810 thunderbolt my way just the chocolate creamy just leveled these radishes don't eat them they're our last radishes we have no more which ones the ones that smitty planted where the radishes i didn't plant any radishes those are beets those are beets [ __ ] whatever they're whatever they are they're because they're red and they come out of the ground i think they're so all those things i harvested now we're suddenly out and you were complaining about it when i was doing it yeah this is why i like women i like men i could never deal with a man when a man loves a woman [ __ ] all right i might come back to men if that's the case back wait a minute i don't think my game's lagging anymore so i don't know what changed wait really yeah you can go back to not being in soccer your dog stopped uh no i'm still gonna be insufferable there's something kind of like out loud oh i see that storm you see that it looks like a top of a tree like a castle shut up oh [ __ ] it's right here holy [ __ ] we should probably turn yeah exactly how you're supposed to get there you dummy we got turned okay i'm turning to the right or the left don't scrape my [ __ ] raft i swear to god you're good you're good you're good you're good you're good wow we discovered a new dayz map dude what is this myth i don't see [ __ ] me when i wake up without my glasses me when i wipe and there's nothing you can over eat a [ __ ] ton i had no idea me in real life so wait where are you so this got to be like a government facility holy [ __ ] unauthorized personnel to not enter during mating season wait hold on what that shut your stupid ass up no loitering no littering cameras with a flash smoking your drinking wait how can you read what oh what is this oh [ __ ] what is that it's a [ __ ] zebra antelope it's chris ross how do we capture it here i kill it jesus don't do it don't do it oh no no oh no bro can i cook it oh [ __ ] uh we don't even get meat wait is that a [ __ ] beer get on the rock you can't get you they can my health just went away like just like that i'm in the tree guys i found a spot when he's sleeping again he's leaving again wake him up oh we're going don't [ __ ] shoot him shooting him bro he doesn't know i'm here just i'm gonna i'm gonna farm him i'm farming him he's stunlocked oh my god i got him stunlocked oh you've broken why please oh we're good run he's got you oh my god oh he's gone what are we doing oh i'm dead now i'm dead i need some of those arrows mr bear if you could just stay calm oh no i'm just going to take these out of you and shoot [Music] go back go back go back flop go back is everybody dead yes here's what happens when you're incapacitated you pick us up you bring us back to the bed and then we respawn at the bed with our stuff but if we surrender and respawn i think we just lose our items i can't surrender because i have the good items just pick us up why are you fighting it because he told me to grab him what do you mean no grab us doesn't mean fight the bear i'm awake i can run back um i think the bear is sitting on me i think i don't have to find a bed yo he's got me my hero wait is someone else dead there both you respawn yeah me i am i am still here hey stay there still here don't worry [Laughter] it's a rescue mission now boys oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] how far does he run after you all right good to know pretty far just keep just keep running yeah attempt number two plum i'm gonna bring you back i need you to play distractions or alternatively phlegm i could be the distraction and you you funnel uh eli and tucker out of there i think that's a bad idea i don't know so far then either way i need you so i'm coming i'm going to res you [ __ ] i i learned mom you're in the bed let's go oh wait it should be in there it's got oh well he's got one part of it good for him let's go we got to save them i'm going to rust this [ __ ] bear i got a [ __ ] rock and i'm going to throw it at him osama bin berry oh my [ __ ] here oh [ __ ] my rock broke there's a bin near the bear oh so you just put the berries in the bin then i don't see it why is my carrot oh is that it i think i see it oh yeah that's it go put that [ __ ] in there bro it's five wild berries i have four do we look for an extra baby we have to don't we i really think that you both should have just gone and one should have been bait and then the other one i'm trapped will he forget about you smitty if you're just there i don't know i have them distracted okay i'm coming i got eli oh hey big guy i'm fighting for my life well i think i'm gonna die i'm you know what i'm gonna try and ride them it didn't work ah are we just murdering it like straight up oh dude i feel like we have to like do we have to go this way there was more stuff that way but ranger station is this way let's go ranger station mayor he's coming he's gonna be [ __ ] man this is a small bear small bear kill it oh yeah [ __ ] [ __ ] it up boys [ __ ] it up yeah oh [ __ ] ass you ain't so tough now huh [ __ ] whoa we're playing ross now oh [ __ ] oh it's goo all right parkour whoa [Music] what is this wait wait wait wait wait help one of the time there we are baby we want to check the little cabin first yes ranger station if you lived here your house just climbed all right guys okay but not a jesus price oh biofuel hell yeah it requires one brunswick wrench hammer what the [ __ ] a brun's hammer it's a german hammer let's check out the this [ __ ] this thing whatever the [ __ ] it says it's called relay station tower thank you wait you can go up you can go up somewhere wait how'd you do that i couldn't get up there the there's crates up back here i know but my guy inside other side oh weird but there's really nothing up here oh one out of three relay stations active okay we need to go to two more all right but i guess i left it pick up wild berries nice those are that's where mama bear we need five wait where did the wild berries go they're quest eyes oh okay yeah items well i got five so all right then we can go back and then you can fill this up it's right here is this the bin yes yeah that is the bin i'm sorry what's up no no she's she's gonna eat the all right go go go what you guys are insane wait why did you attack him oh i thought that's what you meant i [Music] is he went back he went back he went back i'm picking up all my arrows why would you hit him again oh my god i hope he died i gotta go back and bring tucker to the [ __ ] bed i can get i'll get false mom died that was the first one to go down cool all right follow me what is this no a note pick it up what is this oh my god oh we're getting baited bro don't fall for this another note whoa what the [ __ ] is this juju [ __ ] it's creepy i got a light bulb wait there's a light bulb that we need to use yeah that was at the room over here wait we need the machete for this hundred percent i have one we all do that's crazy there's just one mushroom worth it oh [ __ ] dig this stuff up yeah yeah i got a chavel i don't know what the [ __ ] is in here boys oh what is this oh it's just that oh chevelle oh perfect [Music] oh i got a wrench there we go go back to that cabin you turn on the power here though i turned it on there's another one that we can see from here it was that the one we came from oh no holy [ __ ] how are you lying i only lost 20 of my what wait but i probably i probably lose oh guys i don't have a choice you're gonna [ __ ] die oh there you go you're good all right liz right here i'm just kidding you just killed flop you [ __ ] killed we're all in this together all in this together there's a bear down here wait is that no no no no no small bear small bear hey guys you too no you're good i have dirt and stone oh why he twerking like that god damn oh [ __ ] [ __ ] drawbridge what tango sucker shoot it with the arrow bro oh yeah how does this work oh you just you basically just [ __ ] died we turned on the relay right yeah yeah yeah all three of them are on uh yeah so where do we go now with the main go back to that ranger station with that light bulb and all those tools wait do i jump yeah yeah okey dokey why am i falling further right here oh thanks bro i pulled you off and then hold on right here yep okay we could have just taken it off the wall are you [ __ ] are you [ __ ] kidding me all we got was a picture merry christmas from nowhere korea yeah they're in korea it says they're right there oh my god all right now we have to go to caravan town all right [Music] you

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Length: 20min 44sec (1244 seconds)

Published: Sat May 29 2021