Quizzing Our Producer About Vaginas W/ Miles Bonsignore - You Can Sit With Us Ep. 46

ramble [Music] thank you to hello fresh better health curology and attitude for sponsoring this episode good morning everybody this is you can sit with us and today is a very special episode you've got becky hi you've got maggie hello and we have our podcast pixie miles hello miles is coming out from behind the computer today guys you know him you love him you hear him a lot on the tripod uh but he doesn't really he doesn't really come out of of his of his hole over there that's right uh on on you can sit with us we just haven't let him out of his hole today yeah even today he's still currently sitting in his hole by choice excuse me yeah we invited him to come and sit with us but he has to run camera and sound yeah he's back there still has to do his job yeah um but you guys uh miles is a really interesting person please um no you you are very sweet like actually a very interesting person i i feel like we've known miles for a very long time uh miles was like employee number two or three yeah second try yeah um you have single-handedly uh you know created this podcast empire well i'm honored i mean i you you have touched every podcast that comes out of this 100 yeah yeah yeah yeah you're an actor in candid competition that's true my early days hashtag bring back handicaps um but you you are an improviser yeah um you are a fiancee i am a fiancee we recently had sarah on the podcast and she is seriously uh a star my best friend like and i wanted to be like okay so like you're not doing anything right now you can hang out with us also she's so out of your league i know yeah i like her a lot yeah and she's good what did you do to trick her i don't know i think i'm just big and goofy and it scoot wasn't you know also we're so unbelievably similar i think that uh i can see that actually yeah completely 100 similar like she talked a little bit about how we're both very stubborn and that is absolutely true um but yeah so i'm so honored to be sitting with you first of all such a different vibe from what i usually say when i sit in this seat on the tripod uh so i'm honored i'm excited to be you know authentic sort of a genuine yeah a sweet little combo yeah we're gonna we're gonna ask you some of the the deepest darkest questions and we expect real answers i will give them real i will i know you will you know this isn't the truth that's the thing about miles is i know that he will give us the real answer absolutely yeah you did just bring up a great point sometimes you're on the tripod you edit uh baby steps and guilty pleasures in this podcast so like we're gonna need you to spill the cocoa right now whoa which one's your favorite podcast to touch the touch that's so tough because you have to hear all of them yeah listen all the time in the background my giggle yeah my giggle echoes for all the shows um i'll say that the tripod is i mean that was the first one it's also the one that i like really get to do the dumbest things ever on so like i really appreciate that for that and uh and it's also like the tripod has come so far from the early episodes i feel like now it just is so it's so like everyone's so much more comfortable the vibe is so different because we started doing them on patreon in the rat shed right whatever and now you guys are on youtube and spotify and you just talk about it's hey i also feel like baby steps i've learned like so much about children right and stuff like that i'm constantly going home and being like did you know sarah that breast milk is like i don't know i learned it's antibacterial you put it on you can put on anything you can freeze it and have it like a lollipop put it in your bath my bath yeah i actually feel like you can sit with this would be a good bath lesson um it's very soothing i've got i've seen that comment a lot which i definitely agree with um we'll strive to be more just equally as soothing as we have been previously yeah because i often feel like i leave this and i am uh just completely exhausted you know like the opposite of soothing like my sides hurt from laughing my like my brain is spinning yeah it's a it's a ride um because you guys are fun i took a nap after last week thank you very much i am honored i love being here you know listening to all the sorts of things you talk about yeah uh well because we can ask questions about some of the things that we talked about because you know i do kind of wonder like are you actually listening over there yeah okay so um becky do we have some like things that maybe we have talked about in the past but we could like quit smiling yeah you know we scoured the comments which we don't you know we normally stay away from the challenge um we love you all but we're not looking at it i i really i value my self-worth yeah yeah mental health is important don't look at the comments but we did notice a trend in certain episodes where people would comment that they wish they knew what your reaction was when we were talking about things yes um so i think we're going to give you an easy one here because this was in a thumbnail we've discussed it more than once in different episodes miles yeah what is it how does it work okay a diva cup okay a diva cup is uh i picture it like you know when you've never seen once you you're actually it was on the thumbnail so i'll just find a picture of one he's trimmed it he centered it i centered it he color corrected it i colored the diva cup now you know those things that you flip upside down you put them on a table and then they go and they go into the sky yes that's always what i think of when i think of the eva cup okay and you kind of shove it deep i think that's a diaphragm yeah that looks that seems like a diaphragm same same concept kind of the way the is you kind of put it in there and where do you put it inside your vagina okay right and uh it's it's like it's pooling the menstrual blood is from what i'm understanding right yeah you're doing good and it's just preventing it from kind of getting out there yeah so it's pooling in that little cup and then at the end you gotta grab that thing yank it out yeah and uh you're good to go but uh that's as far as i pour it out yeah if you pour it out you only pour out a gallon of you know a gallon of tail in a bowl a gallon of minced water yeah no but that's my understanding right okay is that so exciting or is that pretty on spot that's pretty good that's pretty good yeah that is very good yeah and so uh how exactly do you pull it out is there like a loop that you put your finger on or like is there a tool i imagine that yeah is there a tool or secret to all pair of kitchen i think that for the most part it is uh it's a hand to hand combat that person i hope so and you're using tools yeah i also you know like how when somebody pulls off like a surgical glove and it goes that's yeah so that's kind of how you're pulling out of it it's going and then it's kind of not inaccurate yeah did you have all this knowledge about diva cups before you became podcast editor no i definitely have learned a lot from this podcast baby steps i learned less from the tribe what has been the most interesting thing that you've learned editing all of these it doesn't have to be ours oh wow what is your most like the most fact i think that probably it's probably from baby steps because i feel like that's the show that has the most facts baked in and it's like the most learning that's involved in there oh you know what was interesting the vibrator uh using a vibrator to cleanse your breast milk out of your breast when there's a clot oh yeah yeah it was very interesting i was like i had no idea that it could get stuck yeah like it can get stuck yeah so you can use a vibrator today if so you have milk ducts in your breasts and uh and like if the milk if maybe there's like a a part that that got dry or hard or something like that turtle uh yeah you know your body stays at a constant temperature so your milk stays at constant temperature um but sometimes it can get stuck in there and then uh you have to just kind of massage it out and a vibrator is actually an excellent way to do that because it's like it's uh you know a vibrator can almost be like a a thera gun in a way you know it's like a targeted dick dick dick it's yeah yeah that's also the jan see down episode which they talked about like conflict resolution and stuff a lot and i was like yeah this is good stuff this is good learning i don't know it was nice yeah i like that we had jansey done on who's uh the author of how not to hate your husband after kids uh great read he was very cool great read to have you know read it before you have kids um because it's it's very interesting and very good but i definitely learned i think that you you all come in with very interesting takes on things and i i'm very interested in that becky always has the pop culture goss which obviously i love hot gosh and i love trashy tv shows and i do love celebrity goss one thing that i did not do actually i'm curious if you've had this becky slash others the charlie cold foam i saw you tweet about it i saw you tweet about it and i was like no miles no not the charlie cold foam i haven't had it yet i told people i was going to go get it but i still haven't had the charlie oh the duncan i feel like you're speaking a different language what is it starbucks it's a duncan it's that duncan isn't that weird so you would have to like make a track in la to get it it can be hard to find time for yourself and that's where better help comes in betterhelp will help you assess your needs and match you with your own licensed professional therapist you can connect in a safe and private online environment and you can start communicating in under 48 hours send a message to your counselor anytime and you'll get a timely and thoughtful response betterhelp is committed to facilitating great therapeutic matches there's a broad range of expertise available 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re-branded i don't know how much money dunkin donuts paid but she has rebranded her audience and she calls them the lil dunkins now no whoa she's making bang they must have paid her [ __ ] millions of dollars but that is what she has rebranded and she was like hey everybody making fun of the little duncans like don't make fun of it if you're gonna make fun of it like don't watch my videos and you can leave yeah i don't know what charlie sounds like so you're gonna have to go get it after this absolutely i will go get it afterwards wait can i can i just get a little description of what is it and why the charlie gold phone charlie demilio you familiar tick-tock sensation 100 million followers sister dancing insane something like that sister dixie oh sister is dixie yeah sister dick i thought you were saying her nickname was sister dixon everyone called their sisters or dixie wow that's uh okay yes i'm just spouting knowledge yeah yeah you're spitting facts that i have yeah you're spending facts i learned here icons of course yeah now uh charlie came out with a it's just like a drinking get a duncan that's her branded drink but but does she like like coffee i don't know i guess or was this completely out of the blue i mean kids love coffee yeah they love to get coffee and like have special orders but like but like thousand calorie coffees like there's got to be like 80 000 ingredients in it it's caramel it's like caramel and sugar and chocolate or something like that that's not coffee that's kind of my thinking too it's more of a milkshake with caffeine which is great yeah but just sort of a different vibe yeah i mean sounds awesome like milkshake plus caffeine two things that i love uh but not coffee miles is obsessed with those demelia girls it's just so funny to me yeah it's so i don't know there's something very funny to me about like i mean obviously you know the word influencer we're familiar am i right girls but uh later but it's just funny to me like that type of power and yeah at a very young age oh yeah interesting and funny to me yeah absolutely i like i feel like people who who come into that kind of power at that young age like you need to go through some sort of uh like class you know to learn how to deal with it i needed that class and i was in my 30s you know yeah right yeah like i was a fully formed human being at that point yeah and some of these people are not yeah that's got to be really hard yeah for sure keith said he heard a thing that said whenever you get famous that's the age you stay forever so that's why like bieber keeps getting in trouble that's why like child actors have like because at a certain point when you hit fame you just have like a lot of people saying yes around you and even if they're not saying yes they're still like there's always something to get or give from that person right so it's a hard way to mature so you just like stay that age oh that's fascinating it's really interesting and that actually that says a lot about you know like actors too and how you know there's this culture of of uh plastic surgery and and like you know just having to stay the same age you know like it even though it's uh it you know it's your job to be that person you can't like it's almost like your fans don't want you to be a different person and be an older person you know i've always thought that was really interesting yeah yeah yeah yeah uh i honestly don't remember you miles without the beard it was very brief that i didn't have a beard um but i also feel like i didn't necessarily you weren't always around the office when i didn't have a beard as much as like now i feel like i see you a lot more week to week when i started yeah no beard uh but then i started dating sarah and shoot i think that i got a beer because i was like this will make me seem she was a little older than me so i was like this will make me seem like a real real cool confident older guy oh older guy i can get a rental car yeah exactly don't you worry exactly yeah but uh so maggie yes we're both fiances oh my gosh i know you got engaged shortly after i did what a couple months it was like a month i was planning my engagement when yours came out yours dropped so how is that for you uh it was interesting to see how zach did it because i was like well how am i gonna do it and i obviously like i feel like i learned some from what he because he was like yeah we did this thing it was totally magical and then like he remember you like passed a group of teenagers doing whippets or something right yes this is so funny um but yeah it definitely was like i was just like okay [ __ ] like that's so such a good idea and i have to like really up it to be this magical thing but i was very very nervous i bet like what was how long did you have the ring i had the ring for i want to say i had it for like a month and a half wow how do you hide that yes i put it in my desk drawer right in plain sight like i knew that she was not gonna go in my desk drawer cause like it's where i keep like my dorky like keyboard stuff like anything interesting yeah like my mechanical keyboard and like computer stuff so i knew she wasn't gonna go in there but i was i also at a certain point i was like i know and she was out of town oh no you know what it was our our best friend kendall was out of town and i knew i needed her to help me pick out the ring because i had no idea i still don't really understand like what is good and what looks good what size she is i knew maybe the size i think she told me she's been very upfront that's you know you got to be on top of things i love that execution thank you thank you so how'd you do it boo-boo so i got the ring and i and kendall helped me with it and then they like you know it took a while to get shy made and all this stuff when got it took it right i know it was from a cool it was like a like lab created diamonds or something more eco-friendly because diamonds are crazy and um yeah so slave labor yeah exactly and so i had it at a certain point i was like i'm gonna do it in december but then i was like am i gonna do into some like should i just wait until christmas cause like then i'll be able to make it a big beautiful and so i just was like yeah i'm gonna do it on christmas which i don't really understand why necessarily i just like it's an occasion it's fun she won't expect it she won't expect it and uh i feel like maybe i told this story in the podcast on the tripod but yes i i i have heard you've heard the truth i'm i may like i listen to the tripod religiously because i find it so funny and so i have heard your your story but i want you to tell it again but instead of telling it like you're telling it to the guys tell it like you're telling it too sweet it's gonna be sweeter yeah it's gonna be way sweeter so i knew that i wanted to kind of surprise her with like i don't know we did a surprise party for sarah like two years ago and she uh that surprise was really successful but we kind of like fully turned her world upside down and we told her she was go we had a friend who directs commercials text her and say that they needed a model for a fashion shoot oh my gosh so we needed to it we were going to be background and if he should shot like foot brands okay and so we just yeah he was like you guys can be background we'll pay you like 200 bucks it's just you dress them in a fancy garb you can come and like you can drink and hang out and we'll shoot this thing so we're like okay great and sarah was like and then sam was like can i please text her this funny thing i know it'll be really funny can you please ask her if she wants to be a flip model and so he was like oh they're actually looking for primary talent huh can you send me a picture of your feet this is starting to become like a weird david dobrik prank but no so she sent the picture she's getting excited about being a model you better have still paid her 200 you're right right so we said he sent her a picture or she sends she was like i gotta get my manic a pedicure i'm gonna send a picture of the feet so we go and get she gets a pedicure oh my god and she's like taking pictures and i'm like no that's not good enough let me take another one we sent a picture of our feet to sam and he goes i'm so sorry they already cast primary talent then eventually we go and uh she tells me on the way uh she's like you know i feel so stupid i really thought you guys were gonna throw me a surprise party and i was like i'm so sorry i feel like such a bad boyfriend but we're on the way to our surprise party and uh we're dressed up because i wanted to be in fancy attire yeah and like they've we rented out this place and they've decorated it all and we go in and she is like shocked and she's just like uh uh like it was so disorienting for her so i knew i wanted to do something like that and so uh i had a stro i was like let's do a fancy christmas photo shoot like it'll be so cute and we're unwrapping presents in the morning and getting stuff and she's just like ah like i i don't know i thought it was gonna be oh oh my god she's like always one step away sarah shut up she's like she's like christmas oh she actually said christmas would have been a great time for a proposal and i was like yeah i know okay oh man and i'm like got the ring in my pocket so we go through the day and we're like doing nice things and then um i have her dress up and fancy uh garb because i'm like let's do a fancy christmas photo shoot which i don't know what that is it doesn't exist he's just standing in front of life now yeah we just literally were like we were in the front yard and i was like let's take some cute pics but we're all dressed up because i wanted her to be dressed up because i knew that that would be important to her it would be fantastic yeah and then you need the fancy guards right because if i propose to her and honestly she was wearing so she went i we do this whole thing and then a friend of ours texts her and it's like hey we have expensive packages for christmas can you bring them inside because we're out of town she goes and does that while she does that i put uh i bought like i don't even know so many packets of uh string lights and i turn off all the lights in the house and i put that i put the string lights like down the hallway like an aisle and then all in our room everywhere so it's like this beautiful like starry crazy like glowy thing and it was very beautiful and i put like flowers and stuff and then uh she got home and i was waiting in the living room and i and she was like on the phone or something hello and i was like uh i was like i think you should um tell them you're gonna call back she was like what why oh then she put her phone down she's wearing a dry guy's hoodie so i was like you should take off the truck take off the merch honey so then she took off the dryer city and i'd set up like a camera to watch her video which the video i cannot i can't watch it because it's it's so like heart center sweet that i just can't watch it our friend our best friend watched it she was like please send it to me and i was like i don't know i don't know but she watched it and she wept but um so then i blocked her i was like you know i love you so much walked her down the like beautiful glowy lights thing and then into our room with all the crazy lights and then uh yeah you know did the did the whole thing i don't even remember what i said i was like i was very nervous all the time i love you yeah and she just immediately burst into tears and was just like no no no it was very classic it was very sweet now that the world is starting to open up a little bit more our lives are getting a little busier plans are being made there's not a ton of time to go to the grocery store and that's why i love hello fresh with hellofresh you get fresh pre-measured ingredients and mouth-watering seasonal recipes delivered 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that she was gonna like say yeah of course i knew she was gonna say yes yeah it just was like i think i just it's such a moment that everyone's like yeah that's the moment so i didn't want to mess it up or like say the wrong thing i think you also see in movies that they say the perfect thing oh yeah and i was just like i wanna say something that's really good but i think i just ultimately i don't know so it said like probably the most generic thing ever i love you i think i think that's so interesting that like you know guys get so stressed out about about the proposal you know but like we just talked to sarah and she like she remembers the first time that you guys met and you asked her if she was like a snack pickle or something a snack monkey yeah pickles pickles you know i like that that is the story that sarah is going to be telling your children yes you know and like like the the proposal is such a huge moment that like you don't even remember what you said she's crying i forget immediately yeah she's so intense yeah like it's it's honestly i feel like it's a feeling you know it's a feeling more than anything it's just like this feeling of overwhelming like like oh my god we're doing this yeah it was just so intense like it was so intense and it's also i think it's that thing where you're doing something i don't know if getting married is like this i mean tell me if it is but it's you're doing something you've seen so many times in movies and it's like this like rite of past it's also like graduating high school or graduating college you're like i know that i'm sort of almost play acting this thing that i've seen a million times and i know how i'm supposed to feel during it yeah yeah like and you are in wedding planning stages right now you guys are getting married this year we're trying to get married this year and uh i mean with cove itself it seems like it's gonna be fine uh the cdc is like yeah you know you can do it with this amount of people and if everyone's vaccinated it'll be vaccination required um but uh yeah which is wedding planning is so stressful i know you should kind of we're like starting to get into it but it's uh yeah it's looking at a list of people and being like no it's so stressful yeah you want to say yes to everybody but unfortunately it like turns it so easily can turn into just like convention size and i know that right it's just very overwhelming right and then everyone says like we called like a bunch of venues and they're like hey we'd really recommend that if you do a wedding that's huge it's going to be yeah it's going to be like a convention there's like you know you're going to have this into so we're doing a uh a family thing in north carolina and then a thing here oh nice um as well two weddings which i don't know how that happened we were like let's not spend too much money on the one wedding so let's have two wigs split it in half yeah it's like i think we're still doing the same thing yeah still spending the same amount of money so where are you legally getting married north carolina or we're not sure about california i don't know i also don't know that it matters it does it does you need to get your um wedding like not permit your wedding certificate like 60 days before your wedding gotcha in the county that you're getting married in okay unless you're religious i don't know i was like never said anything about jesus to me i love christ no we're not particularly our number one guest not particularly religious yeah um so if you do a wedding with a like a legal which is what you would do if like if your friend marries you even if they're ordained that's not you don't check religious right right you always check like a civil civil yeah a civil marriage yeah agreement and uh interesting i only found that outside a friend who got married before us and they had a friend marry them and they marked religious because they were like oh yeah it was ordained or whatever or maybe it's the other way around but what does that mean it's just something you have to check whether it's like a like a ship captain a judge yeah a religious official or a friend or a friend yeah there was something i can't remember which box it is but double check your box we'll do a ship captain on land they had to redo their weddings yeah because they checked the wrong box you know ned's got a a boat license i drive a boat let me marry you too it's gonna be so i mean it's like right after kobe we're like doing all this stuff and it's like we got a bachelor party sir he's got a bachelorette party we got like uh tell us about the bachelor party miles oh yeah are the guys invited are we invited oh you guys are not invited are we come on i'm so sorry i couldn't invite you to my bachelor party wow that's like kind of [ __ ] up um but uh no so my bachelor party is uh it's like me and my friends were going to the this house in colorado and i could not be more excited all my friends live in like across the country they're like almost in the middle yeah almost everyone lives in different states and um so we're all just gonna like stick my friends from college my friends from you know uh new york and stuff like that so we're all gonna go we're gonna play paintball which none of us play paintball but we just thought it'd be a funny like really mask activity to do we were like let's play baseball wait how close to the wedding is the bachelor party because you cannot hurt yourself the night before no it's like it's like a month before okay that's right um you know that's how uh ned got stuck in the hospital for three months oh my god i did not know that that's so crazy with his legs they could tell you the story oh it was paintball it's because ned gets really into things he does as we know you know what and uh so he was playing paintball and he dove behind a rock oh my gosh so that he said that somebody wouldn't get him and he was with his guy friends miles yeah so i think i think it's just like okay sort of you know you need to invite me so that i make sure that you stay safe i'm just saying know where the hospitals are because that [ __ ] gets dangerous yeah that's true i hopefully i won't dive i don't think i'll risk it yeah no diving paintball's scary though yeah you can get what is it when you get shot really close and it kind of it's like you getting green like a big old bruise yeah if they shoot you like very close like yes well those are the parts there's paintball guns there's like there's a fair amount of like horses yeah so if it's close to the wedding you got to be careful no face shots i think we wear a big thing yeah i mean you can still it could be you can care it can get under the mask [Music] and it shoots you through your like suit and then you have like pox everywhere can you imagine if like one of your adult friends had a hickey [Laughter] i would have so many questions i'd be like you would i need have you ever had a hickey when i was like a teenager yeah but i mean like not since 2007. i was curling my hair with like a two inch roller and somehow it burned my neck all my co-workers were like she kept me they all kept making fun of i was like guys i burned my neck with him and then like she burned her neck with a hair roller um and i'm like i swear but it looks similarly to a hickey because it like scars and it kind of well it started to scab so i think that's when they started to block that's a vampire have you guys do you guys use arnica gel no what's that oh if so joe i brews very easily um and uh arnica gel is the stuff that you put on and i don't i have no idea what it does and it could be like an old wives tale or you know like homeopathic medicine um but you put it on your bruises and it makes them go way faster yeah you can take tablet to them too just like a supplement you guys know i am a huge skincare junkie i love trying new products and i was so excited when i found out about curology whether you're trying to 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deny as if it's your fault um i saw people eating papaya seeds to get rid of parasites oh yeah they said they were like pooping out worms and stuff i haven't heard of that but i don't know if it's real parasites talk to me about them what are they apparent not good not something you want in your colon yeah they like living things though that'll like sit in there uh yeah like yeah wow alfred had a parasite yeah very often and depending on which one you have to use like a different anti-parasitic medication for it some of them are very resistant it's not fun um but why papaya seeds is it because when you eat papaya you shut your brains out i think that but also maybe it's anti-bacterial or something something about the trees or maybe the seeds don't break down so they're just like scraping your innards oh eating these papaya seeds that like don't like they're crunchy oh it looks gross i feel like that's something you would like in like five years we'll find out just like ripped the [ __ ] out of people's esophagus you wouldn't know if you had parasites that's i think the the you don't just see that on technology start swallowing them and hope a worm comes out like you would know miles is currently going to be like sorry abdominal discomfort all the things you would know that's good so you don't need to you don't need to have those uh but we digress yeah we we were talking about the diva cup um oh yeah and uh uh miles what is the uh wait well to bring it back to like topics we've discussed on the podcast that people were dying to know what your reaction was um there was one podcast where ariel had a suggestion for an internal ultrasound to be star-shaped ah yes i remember this what is an internal ultrasound where does it go what does it do yeah what does it look like okay so is it a star that's a great question and i have an answer for you i'll say what i think ariel thought it should be a crazy shape um do you agree sounds painful just for shits and again i think a little star-shaped something should go in your yeah again i don't think so i think that it okay there's an internal shot here that's how i think it works okay um you know like a radio tower and it's like shooting off radio waves right they're just putting like a big kind of likes miles is it this big i think that it is well it's not the question that i have is how girthy is it because i think that it's not about how long it is it's about that it's like i think it's like this long-ish and it's like relatively thin is that correct and then they're putting it in your hoo-ha yeah and then it is sort of like blasting radio waves to be like like you know you know in like in a science fiction music we've gotta we've gotta see what this cave system looks like and they're like a little robot and it's like mapping the caves again not entirely inaccurate yeah not entirely wrong so does sarah have a curling wand yes like a hair curling yeah sure that's what the tool looks like that's what i figured it's like tapered but it's not hot it's not more comfortable they like warmed it up first yeah but i think i think they cover them in silicone you know so it's like yeah it's nice like you could use it to stir uh a soup or something oh a multi-purpose um but yeah they're kind of they're they're like in a shape of a little rocket ship yeah you could say it yeah venus but they're not because they don't have a heads up yeah and then they use the little thing that you see on like grey's anatomy you're right from i'm familiar with also while that thing's inside of you right so it's blasting radio waves and they're like receiving the weary waves from the ultrasound they're like yeah that's awesome yeah but you know not like pencil thin they're no you know why do they do that's big they're like why do they do internal larger sounds versus external extra sounds what are they looking for uh so in pregnancy um they do internal ultrasounds early in pregnancy because uh an external ultrasound can't find the baby you know so so they'll be like they'll take the little guy and they'll be looking around like where is it where is it where is it if you do the internal ultrasound they're like there's the cervix there's the baby ah see it's like you get like a better picture yeah better road map sure yeah that makes sense um and then i was getting internal ultrasounds every two weeks because um they had to measure the size of my cervix right um you know and like how how thick it was and you can't do that with the ultrasound on your belly uh you have to do it with the ultrasound basically on your cervix yeah fascinating fascinating it is it is fascinating i i just i've had to have one when they didn't know where my iud was that's why i had it yeah they were looking they were they're fishing like where'd you go an iud is well what does iud stand for uh intermediate ultimate diaper no uh an iud um birth control eye illuminati ultron yeah so where does it go uh it can go in your arm oh no what's the one that's wait can we replay that again can we just well there's yeah that's the implant it can go in your arm but they can also put it in your hoo-hoo but i think they're not one for one not for one for one different device yeah yeah the one that's in your arm is like a copper medallion right i have no idea i haven't gotten there is a copper iud there's the and the one that looks like tea yeah it basically has two little arms that's like blocking off your fallopian tubes that is how i pictured it it goes in and it's like no but the white goes no it also stops darkens your mucus like you're so that it and the lining so that when the sperm comes in it's like it's not just little arms it's like a full get out of here i think the one that goes into your arm is just like a straight bar yeah so you aren't farting it's this big straight like this it's just a little piece of coffee it's not like the size of a toothpick yeah the one that goes on your arm is just it's basically like it's sending hormones yeah yeah so that you don't um so that you don't produce eggs but the iud is physically holding the eggs back and it does some of them have the copper one isn't it and some of them have right interesting i have the mirena which has hormones marina baby marina have you had marina and moderna girl i got all my m's covered yes um have you ever seen uh an iud come out have you seen it once it's i've had for a while and i've seen mine come out yeah yeah i assume it just slurps out yeah it does you know it does but what does it look like but you were talking about how how they how they how they get covered in like mucusy stuff yeah because it makes your uterine lining thicker but it comes out and it is not the same as it went in no interesting anywho in uh iud stands for intrauterine device device nice okay cool i get that i don't know why there's not unless there is i know they're doing experiments on male birth control but i feel like it didn't take off unless it exists and i'm just ignorant to it they were not trialing it but it had too many side effects gotcha wasn't that the whole thing with the jnj vaccine it was like this causes blood glass and it's like well birth control i think it was like the jnj vaccine was like one in a hundred thousand would get a blood clot if you take hormonal birth control it's one in ten thousand right it's like or something like much it's a much smaller yeah yeah it seemed like a window right yeah but you know blood clots are scary but you know it's not scary getting the vaccine that's right and every person in the united states is eligible to get it right now get that [ __ ] everyone in this room is waxing back to back baby so we'd love it that feels so so well it does feel so good it actually does feel like now i want to get a headache i don't think i have kovitz anytime anytime i choke on food and i start coughing i don't have to look around and say i don't have covert yeah yeah really stressful well i still do that actually yeah although i will say recently now that i because i i don't know for whatever reason recently i've been like get like headaches i'm all achy and i'm like oh it's because i sit all day cause i'm sitting my computer all day so i'm like yeah i guess i should just exercise and i don't have coping i just need to like work out yeah okay miles yeah what's up uh what is clan of the cave bear okay clan of the cave bear is a saucy novel written by aerial foam came here i mean kind of you love smut and i love that about you uh and uh i feel like i feel like my smutty books are like yours muddy tv shows that's true yeah oh yeah because i love a steamy tv show i mean i've talked about it to this point so many times but grey's anatomy sexy doctors in their element having fun doing it and saving lives and saving lives yeah whenever maggie's like i just came from work i'm like oh yeah i know just what that's like i know exactly what you're doing at work [Applause] i 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you visit etitude.com sit with us and enter promo code sit with us remember that's attitude as an eco attitude order today for free shipping and 20 off your order at etitude.com sit with us promo code sit with us oh my gosh but uh glen of the game bear is about i forget i feel like it's about a woman who couldn't speak any language and she is sucking and [ __ ] everybody in all the tribes in the land and for some reason there's like maybe she's the chosen one and she has to save the planet from something i remember there was something about penises oh his dick is too big yes he's got a big old jack and she's got a big old vagina and they're the only people perfect perfect for each other fascinating like a sensory toy like this in a circle square yeah it does seem like a smutty novel written by somebody who like hasn't taken human anatomy like a 14 year old it's like yeah that's what sex is and this big girthy penis went into her wide wide vagina no i i do feel like okay so people say that the clan of the camber is like his it's like um uh not historically accurate because like who would know but but like but there's there's all of these archaeological details and like you know sort of details that that you would get at like a natural history museum yeah and not in a and not in like a smarty novel and so and so some people like they they'll they'll say that they oh yeah no i i couldn't get through it because i came for the smut but like half the book is actually just talking about like tools yeah too much plot it's not even plot it's just like like historical facts it sounds good i think i might have to watch it i think you should read it because it is a show too it's they it was a movie in the 80s with daryl hannah mm-hmm poster looks insane i know i know it's it's daryl hannah with like face paint and uh yeah yeah it's something else yeah so so anybody that's listening just um uh google a a youtube clip of um of uh clowning the cave bear the and like you know the promotional video um it's really good reminds me that when you were describing the plot i remember it reminded me a lot of um the netflix original show cursed with catherine langford aka hannah baker of 13 reasons why right right yeah so hannah baker starred in cursed which was a totally nonsense fantasy tv show oh watched it loved it you loved it yeah my favorite character was the girl at the end the you know i guess i don't want to spoil it oh yeah wait what's that man well but there's a girl who's like a nun and then she sort of like has a character arc but she was cool but otherwise the show was wild and katherine lankford was fine you guys watching shadow and bone no it's fantastic i need to yeah becky texted me about this new show i'm i'm i'm all in yeah so there's a new show shadow and bone it's like eight episodes miles you need to get on it because otherwise you're not gonna know what the kids are talking about what are the kids talking about right now because ben barnes that's what everyone's talking about this saucy minx that's in the show and he's like supposed to be bad but actually he's like very like beautiful like steamy yeah steamy good but it's also like a kid's show but apparently the tv show is better than the book because in the book it was a little more like problematic and toxic and in the tv show you're like they just glazed over there no they like they made it less of like a power dynamic and made it more of like a conscious choice that two people make to be like in love um and then they also like moved it's because it's part of a longer series but i guess they moved things into the series that weren't in the shadow and bone book they moved things from like this other book so it was better and he's in westfield too i just looked at his picture yeah he's a hunky little piece but he's also in westworld he was the western he's also in stardust if you saw that movie it's an oldie but a goodie wait it's really starting you would love star you love stardust yeah no stardust i do but he plays ageless he is forty like nine years old he looks he's like 45. i just saw a pic yeah stardust is not new so the main girl in it is like jessie mae is like or jessie mai i have to look about your name it's she's 25 i think and ben barnes who you're like truly rooting for her to be with all the time even though he's like this is so obviously evil at the beginning you're like this man is evil but like please kiss um whoa he's like 45. yeah wow yeah he's old uh no he's hunky i just saw the pic i would love a trashy tv show if i met so actually you know you were asking me if i had anything to promote i do commentary tracks with um uh pretty much it huge shout out uh but we watch trashy tv shows and we do comedy commentary tricks where we talk through them yeah and uh we've done a million of them but uh when we just watched was um that i it was unbelievable was gaten moderato of stranger things has is it the prank show has a prank show and it's oh my gosh it's one of the craziest things ever they also like definitely shot it all during covid but tried to make it seem like they didn't so like in one in one they all have like face shields but you're like okay so and you can see that like some people have like gator masks around their necks oh okay they're trying to hide it and the okay austin's of a prank show punk'd it's ashton kutcher and ashland coach comes out everybody knows session culture oh my god it's ashley kutcher wow i'm pumped right everyone knows the show when gayden moderator comes out everyone's like who the [ __ ] are you who is this child and he's like hey everybody can chill and people like don't recognize them so they're like what what and he's like it's me gate matarazzo you're on my prank show and they're like okay all right okay young gab from broadway fame yeah and somebody literally goes oh [ __ ] i'm on stranger today did you ever watch um i feel like you would enjoy the jamie kennedy experiment experience i do remember watching the dude beginning experience and also at the coffee shop uh you know brew the coffee shop at almost fearless i used to work there all the time like on my computer and jamie kennedy was in there every day working on something on his laptop and that was a true blast yeah but he had a prank he had a prank show but it was like always incredibly bizarre like my favorite one that like still makes me cry laughing is he he has this person like who's volunteering in like a vet office and the veterinarian comes out and tells them that like they've been they're hinting at they're doing experiments on animals so the guys kind of like i think i've seen this and then they have a person that is dressed like a little like mole rat but like just pops out of like a vent and starts like running around oh my god i remember it tickled me and i used to love jamie kennedy i watched i was like keith how much malibu's most wanted yeah when i was little i was like this movie's so funny oh yeah that movie does not hold up one minute one minute as long as i could go and i was like wow no no no we're never watching this movie again yeah no the movie's been scrubbed from the record i'm pretty sure oh it's so not bad it's not okay nothing that happened in that movie was okay oh no no no i do love i think that like there's such a thin line between uh when praying like prank shows feel too mean he's like i hate mean pranks like obviously like it's like oh it doesn't feel like anyone has the same board but i watched um bad trip recently which is the eric andre and um uh i forget the other guy's name but um oh and tiffany hodges isn't it too but it's so great because it's a prank show but all the pranks are actually about like crazy things happening and random people stepping up and being the hero and trying to help out and it feels so positive like one of them like eric andre is like oh my god that's a girl in my dreams she's across the street like we went to high school together and she's like walking up and he's like help me come on like do i look okay and all of a sudden like a vacuum cleaner like pulls all of his clothes off he's all [ __ ] naked what is this what would you do with eric andre yeah pretty much and so he's like buck naked and this guy's like oh my god man like and he's like the girl in my dreams is right there like can you help me put like clothes out or something and he's like i mean okay like you can take that coat and everyone's like being really helpful and it's so [ __ ] funny highly recommend it it has a whole like it's a prank show but uh it has a through line of like these people trying to get something done and there's characters but there are pranks that are happening along the way it's so [ __ ] funny like a vacuum cleaner he's did a video at buzzfeed with eric andre really oh yeah and he said he's never been like no like celebrity has ever like antagonized him that much like like eric andre's like thing is to like just is constantly just antagonizing any guests that he has on and they were like on some sort of like date i think it was when he was doing some weird like dating video and he said just that eric andre tried to get him like [ __ ] up on like shots and i was like but you were in charge of the video yeah yeah this is on you it was funny i bet it was but he does like you know poke the bear yeah there's they did another one in that movie where like somebody comes in the uh tiffany hatch comes in and she's like have you guys seen these guys i'm gonna [ __ ] if i find a [ __ ] kill em like they like stole my car and she has pictures of eric andre and then the other star of the movie she's like and she's getting a diner just walking around talking to people she's going have you seen this guy like if i see this guy i'm gonna [ __ ] kill him can you like tell me where he is she's putting up flyers everywhere she leaves and then five minutes later they come in oh no and they come in and people are like oh my god does anyone tattle yeah and then they they are there and then they leave again and tiffany just comes back in and she's like just wondering everyone's seen these guys and this woman's like oh [ __ ] like they're right over there like it's so great oh my god it's a blast well that's done so you have a podcast with your friends where you discuss these shows so uh it's pretty much it it's a youtube channel and it's a patreon where they uh i just do them sometimes it's my friend's business but uh we do comedy commentary tracks over tv shows so people can like join the patreon and then you watch the show and listen to our commentary doing riffing bits mysteries science exactly like that yeah yeah exactly but we watched like the greatest showman we watched that connie britton show dear john dirty john dirty john and then this is the second season dirty john betty the betty broderick story it's so unbelievable wild rice but just based on a podcast can you do crossroads next with britney spears uh well guilty pleasures just guilty pleasure huge shout out yeah go check it out oh my goodness that's from my phone oh yeah yeah it's a blast brittany but we we haven't talked about cool summer yet ladies have you watched cool summer come out to curl summer nope nope i feel like ariel do you like sexy teen myrtle high school shows i feel like the the smut of it yeah i guess you do i absolutely do i just feel like you know i guess there are so many of them i don't know which ones are good and which ones are not and then um uh like there's just the time commitment to watch that is is a bit more than i can handle i i usually get through like 45 minutes of tv a night um and so you know to get through a season of like a smutty high school teen murder yeah uh it would take me like a month um but uh and then and then you guys like i you know me you know that like when i watch something i really get into it right and so and so if i were watching a like teen smut show uh every night for a month i would be i would be a different person you know like i'd come in here with my like like middle part and and i i mean like my hormones would be raging you know i don't know what happens it's like when i watch shows like that ned and i watched this one show that was like it was like a crossover show it was like a it was like a teen murder show but it was it also had a little bit of like magic or uh like like you know fantasy in it the magicians it might have been the magicians it might have been the show that right miles hates uh um but i just remembered ned and i were watching that every night and we we would like talk about it [Applause] and and like like we didn't think about anything else we were like in the we were immersed in the world and we were looking forward to watching it later we're like okay so what happened i'm just i'm just making sure that i know what happened so we can get it back into it and yeah it was a lot it's a lot it's a you know it's not even just a time commitment it's like a it's like a a full body commitment for me yeah you know mm-hmm smut just does i respect that you know your limit i do well i don't think i mean i don't know if anything in cruel summer would like entice you in this way like it's kind of a mystery but also just kind of batshit crazy and like it's one of those things where i'm like i don't think they know where they're going i don't know that they i don't know that they know yeah it's like lost it needs 13 reasons why it's like this other premise is like a psycho because i kind of looks like norman bates i'm like how are they finding all these actors that look like the guy that what was his name perkins yeah right so the purpose of the show is like this girl goes missing she gets kidnapped the show takes place in three different timelines 1992 or does it start 93. it either starts in 1992 or 1993 and goes to 1995. that's just a reason for young actors to dress up as in 90s clothes yeah yeah it's great i mean the outfits are fantastic but it takes place in three different timelines and you know the three different timelines because the first one is just like looks like normal the second one is like well this is a little contrasty and then the third one is like whoa blue this is blue and looks contrasty it looks like a black and white film yeah it's very weird and the main girl goes from fake braces perfect smile um to no brace straight hair you know a little like 90s sexy to um a wig that has been hacked with some scissors what and then there's like lightly showing a little bit after that yeah i don't know i've been getting confused by the flash forward it's not very efficient i'm like what timeline are we in yeah yeah this sounds really weird it sounds like a ride it's a wild ride it's a wild ride so why is it called cruel summer because it takes place during the summer during the summer that's it pretty much and there's people who are and there's a mystery and it was a little cruel what happened five different timelines three three okay three years and at the beginning he's like i'm never watching no i wouldn't recommend it but uh um it's at the beginning of the episode it's like the following takes place on june 25th 1992 93 and 94. and it's like the series of events that are about to unfold and it's like a typewriter and you're like okay like like gossip growing here yeah oh gossip girl though yeah hit me with that girl's really good gossip girl's coming back do you see what you didn't know that they figured out who it was yeah they found out who gospel was something i know a reboot though maybe i could be in it ah you should message me hey dear mr adam brodie dear who's in that show isn't it brody uh no that's not that was the other guy was the other guy it was um the guy from you i'm honored to have been able to sit with you i feel like this is a delight uh you know just really sit down talk about her feelings and uh yeah that's you guys are great keep doing the lord's work over here the lord's work if i guess the vibe is good here people love the vibe the comments are always just like this is soothing you know people are people are loving it so keep keep up the good work well thanks miles thanks smile and thanks uh audience for you know liking what we're putting out there um tuning in every week and tune in every week you know rate and subscribe yeah uh spotify other places um email us and you can sit with us pod gmail.com um we will be looking at those emails and we will be answering some questions at some point um but yeah in the meantime wash your hands get vaccinated all right bye [Music] bye [Music] you

Channel: You Can Sit With Us

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Id: 8bST8npPvN0

Length: 62min 25sec (3745 seconds)

Published: Tue May 25 2021