Alright guys we need to stay frosty Ha! Nice! I see what you did there Argh shut up, shut up - it wasn't intentional K, a new map, just opens up a whole new world of challenges Like where are we going to get more loot? And we have to move to the next circle and I have no idea which route to take Plus you guys are not dressed for these conditions at all OH ROWAN! OH! God damn it! Rowan - what are you doing!? What am I doing? Uhm - being strategic? Maybe you've heard of it Yeah, yeah freezing to death is always a good strategy Ok Ben, firstly, nobody has ever died from being overexposed to cold temperatures Read a f*cking book Oh my God And secondly, I guarantee I will survive longer than any of you Okay Rowan, lets hear it, why do you think you're going to survive longer than us? Oh I don't know, maybe because you're all so visible you might as well be wearing strobe lights screaming "look at me I'm over here" And you're not visible?? Oh my god... listen We are the whitest people ever You can't get any whiter than this K Rowan, what's your point? What's my point? My point is: What do white people blend with? Oh! Body insecurities! No Alan, they blend in with snow Watch **Angelic music** What kind of magic is this? Holy sh*t See? How'd you do that? I just got nakeeeeeed Okay fine
- Fine! OHHH!
- ARGH! Yeah now we look like a fighting force I actually hate you right now Okay, let's move out Hey guys, thanks for letting my brother play with us No probs man Yeah no worries, where is he Uhmmmm here he is Hey guys - I'm really excited to play I've been wanting to play this for a while now Awesome, welcome man Yeah man, great to finally meet you Yeah, I bet. Okay, well lets get into it aye? Come on. Ohhh Hamish, f*ck Guys... How do you get resources? Adam... Yeah? Is your brother okay? I dunno... Should have some resources by now... should have some lovely stone... What's he doing Adam? Should have some lovely stone by now Hamish just-- Guys there might be traps around, so just be careful okay? Hey Adam?
- Mmhmm? Does your brother play... Yip, he ahh... he usually plays the other game Be careful there could be traps around alright? Hamish there's not going to be traps ar--
- GUYS! Guys how do you get your body to dance??! Guys!! I'm tryin to do the electric shuffle! But I can't seem to do it. I can't even do an orange j-- Ooh! Oooh ho ho guys don't worry Can still do a floss I don't even know how he's doing that Ho ho guys don't worry we got a floss goin' Alright! Okay? Alright! We'll just get onto a... How do ye-- Where did he get the blue print from? Sorry I just seem to be struggling with how to build at the moment I'm sorry guys... How do you build?? Guuuys how do you build?? Adam, are you all good if we just kinda... Yeah That's fine Okay Yip **Pathetic crying** **Artillery fire in the distance** GUYS WHAT IS THAT SOUND?! GUYS?!?? GUUUUUUUUYS Oh my god where is the colour?? Oh my god there's no colour! OH GOD! OH NO! OH NO JESUS! OH THIS IS HORRIBLE! THIS IS HELL! ARRRGH GET ME OUT OF HERE Guys can you wait up?? What are you doing Rowan?? What do you mean "what am I doing"? What is happening here? What is this? I dunno? I'm carrying my death crate? Rowan.... WHY?! Okay Ben! Let me explain it to you! Let's say, I get shot, I'm dying, I'm bleeding out I don't want all my items to be scattered all o--
- No, no-- No no no no let me just f*cking finish, Ben, for once in your f*cking life! K, so, I get my armour, I get my backpack, I get my helmet I get my gun, my ammo, my death packs and I put them all inside my Death Crate Do you know why?? Because I'm a considerate person, Ben Okay, you finished? Yeah Ben, I'm finished Why don't you PUT THAT in your holster, like a normal person?? Pffffffffft Is that a thing?? Yeah, it's definitely a thing We've all got them Alright get it there... Oh! And you can carry your gun too! Rowan you're really starting to F*CK me off Sorry about that guys Oh that's way easier Oh sh*t... Okay, okay okay okay... Please please please... One, two... Three... FOUR... FIIIIV-- Oh my God! We shouldn't be here! I can't see anything!! Argh my balls are literally freezing off! I see them, I see them! They're behind that rock! Alan, go flank around! You flank around! You flank around, I'm too cold! I'm gonna put the scope on my gun.... And then I'm gonna snipe them.... Sh*t! It's frozen! Rowan.... molotov?? Yeah.. sure Thanks m..m...mate Woah!!! What the hell!?
- What are you doing!? Oh!
- OH!! Oh yeah... Oh that's good!! Thank you Okay! Whose next? Thank you! Thank you! Rowan! Rowan! Rowan! Thank you! Thank you! It is your time to die good night! Oh oh Hey Hey Oh... oh wow Wow you've killed a lot of people Yeah, a few, to be honest I was hoping for more Please don't kill me, I just went off to the bathroom and came back a bit late Bad luck man, I'm sorry Wait wait wait, please, no no I was just going to suggest that mayb--- HEUGH!!! Did you just... did you just try and superman punch me? No!!! What!? No... I-- What!? Look, what I was going to say, is that really, you and I should HEEUGH HA!! You definitely tried to superman punch me That time I did, yip I'm gonna kill you now Wow, it's really hard to see people in tall grass Come on mate, there's no point in dragging this out Phew come on Adam, you can do this Bet you didn't see that coming! Oh sh*t, there's a guy at 220! Oh hold up, hold up holdy up I still need the grenade achievement OH!
- YES! WHOAH!!! WOAH!! IN YOUR FACE! Oh what!? Oh that's f*cking bullsh*t!! WOAHHH HA HA HA! Physics, bitch Hello, we're Viva La Dirt League Thank you very much for watching that video, all the way through until the end If you like what we do, and want to support us, please consider hitting the subscribe button, it'd mean a lot And tick the bell! Byeee!
