PORTAL 2 "Extras" Reaction

extras perfect is so any of these oh we had the comic Cave Johnson here every time I look at our test chamber production line I am reminded of my father now he wasn't a scientist just a simple farmer a professor of farming at the local Farm College never farmed a day in his life but his on farming are the backbone of this company oh my God some SC spare no expense and never cut Corners well that's a corner cutting machine we obviously cut them there point is we've always done things the way my father did and his father before him and his father before him and his father before him and we are almost bankrupt so time for a cheaper approach allow me to introduce the Multiverse infinite Earth with an infinite number of apertures no and as of now they are going to take over all test chamber construction and more importantly all paying for test chamber construction no why are they agreeing to do that they're not we're tricking them here's how it works one design a test two slip the mole monsters or what have you the blueprint when they're not looking three once they build it steal it back oh look at that sad little octopus that's where you come in we need blueprints we are about to run the greatest con game in the history of the Multiverse and you are the bottleneck yeah yes you get back to work oh my God and there are the corners again this is a Flawless plan with no possibility of catastrophe exactly oh wait this is going to be good this is a good uh prequel to co-op with Caleb I'm so excited they were so cute rescuing her at the end these next require cooperation consequently they have never been solved by a human that's where you come in you don't know cide you don't know fear you don't know anything you'll be perfect what I want to be the one that's dancing Caleb has to be the one at a circle oh that's going to be be so fun test chamber completed continue testing I wonder should we stream this one I think it might be fun to stream [Music] oh continue [Music] [Music] testing that one's so me oh my God there's so many different colors the two of you have fored an excellent partnership reminds me of 21 Jump speed now it's time for your real purpose um don't disappoint me or I'll make you wish you could die I love her oh my God I'm so excited that's going to be so fun GLaDOS wakes these are so good oh [Music] it's been a long time how have you [Music] been is this so this was a teaser oh I would die I would have died [Music] the music I think we can put our differences behind us for science you [Laughter] monster you monster oh this is going to be good this isn't going to be good Cave Johnson here fact the key to any successful Cooperative test is trust and as our data clearly shows humans cannot be trusted the solution robots then fire the guys who made those robots and build better robots then run those robots through a regiment of trust exercises creating a foundation of mutual respect reinforced by the simulated bonds of artificial friendship inspiring stuff and finally we put that trust to the test oh bam robots gave us six extra seconds of cooperation I love good job robots Johnson we're down here I want to be the taller one cuz that is so me for real that I'm already so attached to them y'all for science you monster Cave Johnson here this is a test chamber four walls ceiling and a floor good enough for science not Aperture Science gentlemen I give you panels the planks of Tomorrow fully configurable infinitely variable oh oh aperture brand panels will assist your test subjects every I love the hopeful corporate music in the background no that is not a panel oh that's a Crusher we sell them too oh no so accurate we sell them to do where can I order a Crusher Cave Johnson here introducing the consumer version of our most popular military grade product hello the turret how do we get so many bullets in them like this plus we fire the whole bullet that's 65% more bullet per bullet this is the same technology we've been using on robots for decades scares the hell out of them they come in hundreds of designer colors including Forest desert I'm Different table evening at The Improv what idiot pick the then we box them up and ship them straight to your doorstep so you can protect the things that matter most good night just try and get close to that baby your funeral Cave Johnson we're done here oh oh that is so America isn't it oh great this will explain the boots to me hello investors Cave Johnson here now I know you've sunk a lot of money into the Dual Portal Device but I'm here to tell you we're not banging rocks together over here we know how to make a Quantum space hole Carolyn see portal here portal there look at this thing go now we have run into a reproducible human error problem lot of expensive equipment getting broken but don't worry cave took care of it gentlemen I give you the longfall boot think of it as a foot-based suit of armor for the Portal Device I'm not going to lie to you it's expensive as hell nice but check this out we told this test subject to just go ahead and try to land on our head so oh my God you can't do it good work boots so anyway we're between Banks right now just make those checks out to cash Cave Johnson we're done here I love her I love her they're using they're just plain using the bullets wrong I love that okay so that's an irrelevant trailer that was awesome I can't wait to play The Cooperative game I cannot wait so

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Length: 8min 49sec (529 seconds)

Published: Mon May 20 2024