Portal 2 Best of GLaDOS

[Music] when life gives you lemons don't make lemonade make life take the lemons back get mad I want you damn lemons what am I supposed to do with these the man to see life's manager make life rue the day and thought it could give cave Jonson lemons Do You Know Who I am I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down with the lemon I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down here's an interesting fact you're not breathing really it's too expensive to pump this far down we just take carbon dioxide out of the room freshen it up a little and pump it back in so you'll be breathing the same room full of air for the rest of your life I thought that was interesting the aerial faith plate in here is sending a distress signal you broke it didn't you there try it now I'm just lying that this lady must not be calibrated to someone of your generous Ness I'll add a few zeros to the maximum weight you look great by the way very healthy weight this next test does require some explanation let me give you the fast version right there if you have any questions just remember what I said in slow motion excellent you're a predator and these tests are your prey speaking of which I was researching sharks for an upcoming test do you know who else murders people who are only trying to help them did you guess sharks because that's wrong the correct answer is nobody nobody but you is that pointlessly cruel [Music] when you die I'm going to laminate your skeleton and pose you in the lobby that jumpsuit you're wearing looks stupid that's not me talking it's right here in your file on other people that looks fine but right here a scientist has noted that I'm you it looks stupid well what does a neckbeard an old engineer know about fashion he probably oh wait it's a she still what does she know oh wait it says she has a medical degree in fashion from France did you know that people with guilty consciences are more easily startled by loud noises I'm sorry I don't know sorry about the mess I've really let the place go since she killed me by the way thanks for that sarcasm self testcomplete I bet you think I forgot about your surprise I didn't in fact we're headed to your surprise right now after all these years I'm getting choked up just thinking about it well done here come the test results you are a horrible person that's what it says a horrible person we weren't even testing for that most people emerge from suspension terribly undernourished I want to congratulate you on beating the odds and somehow managing to pack on a few pounds I hate you so much try it now bird right couldn't believe it either you seem to have defeated his load-bearing capacity well done well just lower the ceiling Tara shading surprise in three two one I made it all up surprise remember before when I was talking about smelly garbage standing around being useless that was a metaphor I was actually talking about you and I'm sorry you didn't react at the time so I was worried it sailed right over your head which would have made this apology seem insane that's why I had to call you garbage a second time just now you just put him in charge of the entire facility I feel awful about that surprise tell you what let's give your parents a call right now too much line to reach do not hang up bonus but impressive maybe they worked at the phone company I'd known you let yourself get captured this easily I would have just angled a turkey leg on a rope from the ceiling these bridges are made from natural light that I pump in from the surface if you rubbed your cheek on one it would be like standing outside with the sun shining on your face it would also set your hair on fire otherwise I'm afraid you're about to become the immediate past-president alive I think these test chambers look even better than they did before it was easy really you just have to look at things objectively see what you don't need anymore and trim out the fat feel free to slow down and do whatever it is you do when you're not destroying this facility

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Keywords: Portal, Best, of, GLaDOS, PC, Xbox, 360, PS3, HD, High, definition, valve, orange, box, turret, turrets, steam, computer, play, game, half-life, robot, robots, dave, johnson, portal 2 best of glados, portal 2 best of, glados funny

Id: q5kkwermfs4

Length: 6min 45sec (405 seconds)

Published: Sun Apr 24 2011