Pokemon Unite Is Pay to Win P2W

[Music] i wonder how ex like extreme that could be if i 20 20 20 these [Music] it's forty dollars for for a fully upgraded item it's only three percent though do you realize how huge of an impact that is i hate doing this but i really want to see how this goes see it's 40 for a full upgrade i feel like this is gonna be busted the most powerful pokemon will be the legendary mom's credit card feeling pretty good oh these [ __ ] kids are about to get out skilled so hard wait it goes past level 20. all right we're riding her to the top no i need more money mom mom this is for you reggie this feels like it's just gonna be so unfair these kids are gonna have no idea why they're just getting one shot what a dumb [ __ ] system man you can actually just buy an extremely huge advantage over people that don't play that's crazy there's so much copium in the chat saying there's no way they'd let you do that that'd be such a dumb oversight you can't do that charlie you're stupid for thinking it's possible never give credit to nintendo for anything they're so [ __ ] dumb this is legitimately pay to win i'm going to have one of the very first max level bands here everyone's going to report you it's not my [ __ ] fault that nintendo made a pay to win moba which i cannot even believe exists well i'm definitely gonna climb to the number one slot tonight i will be global rank one in this game all through credit card transactions what i like about float is i can literally be the boogeyman to these kids i could be in bot lane i could slam dick on their chin with my pay to win bonuses and then i can immediately scoot to top lane with a maxed out float stone before they can even blink i think i'm gonna go float stone worst comes to worse i'll just pay to win on the other one too it is what it is like hey we're not we're not worried about it out here once i get signed to a professional esports team for pokemon unite it'll pay for itself this is an investment this is so dirty yeah it's pretty [ __ ] filthy which is what makes it so goddamn hot all right nice so we have a 30 25 25 let's run it god these kids watch this not make any difference it actually makes me significantly weaker somehow all right oh my god that looks gross oh that is some stinky [ __ ] for the big stinky man i can't show my face in church this sunday after this yeah i think what i might do is swap out leftovers after this and get scope and just see if i can go around one-shotting everybody i think i probably could these bonuses seem absolutely wacky especially since you can pay for them where are they are they all like topside or did they see that i paid to win they all left here by bad i mean easy garchomp or whatever the [ __ ] this pokemon's name is he's just playing this game like he's actually in a single player pokemon game oh pikachu [ __ ] me but i'm still good i paid the win baby not as nutty as i was expecting but that's because i chose two passives outside of combat that might be good on something slower and tankier like a snorlax or some [ __ ] i don't know but for that wasn't feeling a crazy power boost only dropped 14. so let's try two different pay-to-win targets the worst part about this is having to do this where i could only go in batches of 50 so it takes a lot like they need to think of the whales like i imagine a lot of whales like me here are going to get really tired of doing this and just stop then they're actually going to play your game instead of pay for it they need to think this through i thought i hope in the next patch they address this that way you can just like lump spend all of your gems how much money did you put in total this makes 100 come on baby i'm setting the speed run world record for pay to win pokemon so crit hit rate and crit hit damage that's definitely what we want and then shell bell is special attack and cooldown oh he got so [ __ ] lucky oh my god if i had one more second watch out there's a penis in the area and it's coming your way hot dog god oh flashed coward those crits oh boy oh mama oh my god yeah this makes a huge difference instant surrender i don't blame them they could feel the actual money pouring out of my character they could literally see hundred dollar bills leaving my character's paws every time i threw out an auto attack yep pretty gross three crits during that i think oh god kind of gross another crit yeah feeling real good i'm ready to be signed to a professional esports team as long as none of the other players are allowed to use money they have to play legit oh oh god i feel bad a thousand damage at level six god this is the most pay-to-win game i've ever seen in my [ __ ] life oh you got so [ __ ] lucky that mist that was death that was like in one punch man when he threw his fist towards genos and he saw it that was gonna be a disaster for him if that second hit landed i don't even feel bad these kids deserve it should have used the money nerds get a job oh so much damage ew did they not think about this at all letting you pay for these boosts permanent boost to just fully level up your [ __ ] this is gross embrace yourself there's a monster coming and he's not under your bed he's in your ass i'm here baby let's go wow they pushed far yeah oh no what's up [ __ ] let's go one shot sorry i know you thought you had me but you never had me you never had your car doesn't matter if you win by an inch or a mile that's what dominic toretto says when he talks about family you want to go again yup i can't alt okay this is looking nice ah [ __ ] i thought i had it i thought that was gonna be clean how long does it take normally well to put it in perspective i played for eight hours before doing pay to win strats and i was only able to upgrade my item two levels so it takes a long time it seems get out get out get out do i make it slip away actually big i thought for a second that crab was gonna hit me and kill me and i was gonna be very upset but we got out teams it's not the way i wanted to dash now i'm dead for it probably huge crits pay to win yep pay to win baby that's what i'm talking about oh [ __ ] melted poor guy that was good that was a full credit card swipe there looking good oh sorry again you just spawned too i know ain't that just the worst who's next oh i'm sorry oh i'm sorry guys oh my [ __ ] god i just feel gross i just feel [ __ ] gross trying to sneak around and get some dunks you make me sick [Music] what are you doing trying to farm you make me sick [ __ ] you think this can stop me there is no escape sorry you so fast yeah yeah fine if it's a fight you wanted to fight you'll get [ __ ] all right i hope you're what are you doing [ __ ] yeah how you make me [ __ ] sick my goddamn stomach [ __ ] yeah you stand there and don't come out it's not safe outside yeah i figured this surrender was coming it was only a matter of win i think i still managed to get into 20. didn't have a lot of time but i think i still broke 20. oh 19. unlucky their only two kills that whole game were on me in their spawn literally blasting their [ __ ] front door down these ganks are nuts oh [ __ ] he's such a good jungler they just feel so good especially with the pain paid away that's what i'm [ __ ] talking about oh god i just gotta get out unlucky oh zara thought he had it zero was convinced i'm too slippery am i still on the map here no i should be good i'm out ski you see what i mean he's literally just standing still he's not even moving even a child would hit buttons all right very good very good should drop 30 this game if they don't surrender but i want them to surrender very soon thank god all right quickest surrender i've ever seen that was absolutely awful for them that couldn't have gone worse for them under any circumstances jesus christ that was a literal speed run i managed to drop 17-0 in three minutes [Music] one kill on that team

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Published: Fri Jul 23 2021