Squid Game Roblox

the sponsored thing is just called lawnmower with a lawnmower emoji man Roblox is a pretty wild Universe over here yeah so I like squid game a lot and Andrew and I were talking about squid gaming he's like have you played the Roblox game obviously the answer should have been an assumed to know and there's Tommy about a Roblox squid game so I was like [ __ ] it I'll check it out this has a 19 updute did you develop this one or something is that why you want me to play it and they all use the exact same goddamn thumbnail this is this is baffling this is just nothing but pure piracy and and plagiarism didn't I play this in the browser like five years ago with the whole Brick Boys conspiracy is this exciting I hope it's just like squid game ah the gang's all here how do I move oh wsd I thought it was Mouse clicks I haven't played this in a long time top wins I'm a gamer 16 19. yep that that sounds like Roblox all right 85 wins is the number to beat I'm ready kids are spending 310 dollars on items in Roblox that's such a specific number or 310 on what my God this is the third countdown in a row I'm ready just let me play I'm trying to ruin some kids nights I will be the ultimate squid God gamer let's go is there a sprint button in this game [Music] easy oh that kid just died I'm too nutty it's all about pacing yourself Spider-Man just took how did Spider-Man not die that man did a full 360. he's still turning foreign they need to recalibrate this motion detector this is an easy game there's a [ __ ] baby game let's go it's easy no oh that the little guy a little [ __ ] he was so close stupid idiot let's go I'm gonna win all the V bucks here maybe [Music] hope all you kids got your mom's credit card ready to send me some money because I'm gonna win this [ __ ] oh oh Jesus they're dropping like flies out here what's happening oh I see I have to walk across this I can't I can't [ __ ] see I'm in this dude's ass I'm in his [ __ ] stinky cheeks I don't want to collide oh close the hopes and dreams of the young men and women live on Within Me I'll have 30 seconds I gotta rush it easy well there's only like five of us left now most of these kids haven't even developed object permanence yet does Roblox have like murder and [ __ ] [Music] like do I just need to survive here am I trying to like rip scalps off the heads [ __ ] claim skulls what's happening [Music] what what happened this skin might be worth 310 dollars maybe this one's pretty cool he's even got Birds Nest and some eggs on his back inside this one's pretty nice so what's this one like the child predator his name's just Jim wool that guy's cheating good for him dude just activated [ __ ] no clip 300 for his skin but you can't buy Talent that guy was holding my hand poor guy oh not skinny bottle dude actually is cheating holy [ __ ] does Roblox have a problem with hackers sir poop's gonna do it Let's Go sir poop yeah let's go you can hack in Roblox with cheat engine oh so it's really easy even I know how to use cheat engine I'm not gonna hack though unless I really get desperate to overthrow I'm a gamer nice to be some space why are you playing Roblox I'm playing squid game it just happens to be on Roblox also I'm gonna speedrun this one yeah there's like a million squid games on Roblox I saw I can't see it I overestimated myself like I literally just can't see it now I can go away idiots real fine motor skills that's what these kids lack optimal gamer DPI easy lineup oh my God I almost fell and we're in not first but pretty close well Jim wool is going to be a [ __ ] monster oh my God I I didn't think Jim made it [ __ ] we're locked in here with him now don't do it Prof don't do it sir poop he's rping you know get out of here sir poop what if no one like fights each other what if we really did just choose peace don't do it don't do it let's [ __ ] out get the [ __ ] out of here [Music] I'm pretty good at this game all right we survived God damn it no one killed Jim wool [ __ ] gang up on the guy [ __ ] oh my God we got the hacker let's go oh my but they have Jim wool they have something stronger than hacks a [ __ ] force of nature oh [ __ ] how do I uh how do I play this one I wasn't even reading uh I'm assuming I just like walk backwards a lot oh I see [ __ ] Jim walls eating Us Alive we're doing it we're doing it [ __ ] him up easy idiots rest in peace Jim's probably not even dead he'll probably be in here somewhere he transcends the dimensions for Jim there is no life and death just existence where do I put my uh my wager oh God it's even obviously but where do I put my wager let's go I'm nuts oh it's a random wager okay I'm cruising one thing I understand about statistics and probability is that it's always going to be even in fact it's never been odd in the history of stats and it's not about to start baby we don't see odd out here why does this guy just keep saying Go flash [ __ ] hey I only lost one let's go that's easy it's impossible for it to be odd back to back I don't think it's ever been done before and it never will even Let's Ride foreign and I wagered 13 marbles we are pumping ass this is obviously going back to back evens all day I'm feeling her I'm inside of her right now I'm in the Mainframe I'm jacking in back to back evens all day we don't stop and just show me even because well like I said it's impossible for it to be back to back odds so this is clearly going to flip back to even if math has taught us anything can the hacker do anything can you make it even please just in case not that I'm concerned but just can you make it even using cheat engine and we're in it oh we're cruising I only need eight rounds oh did the devs executed the hacker oh God they put him down right in front of me and it's back to back evens like I said it would be an ordinary stupid idiot would think that it'd have to be odd now since it's been even like five times in a row but an intellectual like me I've browsed Reddit I know my [ __ ] this is even again there's no world where this flips odd I actually don't think the programming would allow it ah let's go gambling is so easy it's just free money now obviously you'd think to yourself Charlie there's no way it's going to be even eight times in a row and then I'd look at you and spit in your face because you're [ __ ] stupid obviously it's going to be even it doesn't have a choice it actually just it it has to be even now what it's trying to lure me into like a false thought process like it wants me to think it's going to be odd oh well we're good I don't even need to worry about it cruising unironically though to be fair just choosing either even or odd the entire time is probably your best bet just as a little heads up oh boy oh boy it's down to just the six of us and Sir poop is still here congratulations sir poop all right can you guys go like uh guinea pig this for me I'll just I'll just stand by a little collect the data I'll analyze the terrain just you you guys go out there you play a good game yeah you're doing great sir poop you're doing this is incredible work oh well at least now I know your sacrifice won't be in vain okay looking good now I know hey what's up guys who wants to do this one Marv that's all you baby that's all you Marv I've got a good feeling about the right side I gotta be honest with you Marv this is my man this is all you this is your time to shine if only Jim wall was here he'd [ __ ] eat the glass oh you guys you've got it Marv this is you baby when they say who's the most reliable man you know they always say Marv I told you the right side I [ __ ] told you goddamn idiot stupid kids how do I use the push tool so it's like some Sumo [ __ ] come here oh oh God yeah come on a marvelous son of a [ __ ] this is for betraying me in the last game I have no quarrels with you Candace how do I push oh Marvin's just you and me now you sack of [ __ ] I'll never forget what you did in the last game how do I [ __ ] punch I'm just gonna Hammer left click hope for the best you piece of [ __ ] more of you [ __ ] oh get your grades in school up and maybe you can face me arm you're lucky I have no idea how to play this game Marv let's just have a gentleman's agreement you just walk out just walk out I have all the time in the world you have to get up early for school tomorrow just just walk out see if I'm supposed to trouble I'm an immovable object 360. God damn it Marv my actions per minute are nutty I make a Starcraft Pro jealous I'm just hitting everything on my keyboard now hoping for the how many times you have to [ __ ] slap this man's cheeks he's not moving yes no Marv don't you dare God Jesus Christ it's like two drunk uncles fighting at Thanksgiving Marv please God just walk out I'm a spiteful man I'll be here all night I'm thinking of you and your family just walk out Marv Marv this is your parents again I miss you don't lock yourself away in this room forever fighting me whatever I don't care anymore Mark God please oh I forgot come on man come on man don't be this way come on now we're just being two goofballs out here people are laughing at us more just walk out is it gonna go in the entire duration of a squid game episode oh he hit me with the [ __ ] two-step the little hoedown Showdown Mark I play RuneScape you're not gonna beat me on like tick combat oh how did he not go out how did he not go out that little slippery [ __ ] is it the ultimate battle between good and evil how many times do I have to beat his little ass I'm putting the discipline in him that his parents never did and it's just not enough just give Marv just walk out just walk the [ __ ] out no oh get [ __ ] Marv you idiot me I did it the v-bucks are mine stupid [ __ ] kids let's go it's about time how many v-bucks I'm coming for the top spot on the leaderboard

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Length: 16min 33sec (993 seconds)

Published: Sat Oct 02 2021