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[Music] hello oh chat's open for everyone i'll allow it justice once say what you gotta say get it all out your system night oh wow you can change it now they updated it so now i can put it only subscribers that's interesting subscriber only chat as if anyone else is stumble upon this [ __ ] stream although i did see members pop up more when i did that kind of sus tell me you're not subscribed hey subscribe right now come on can we get it you have to be subscribed at least 20 minutes before you comment alright i'm switching to members bye hopefully it'll calm down it has enough data yet there it is and it's equally fast god dammit members what happened to my nose i wore glasses this morning that's what happened and look i have a unibrow now can you see it where'd it go here it is unibrow so sexy this with my csc when kissy where'd it go it's a stupid light we're like what even just a little bit unibrow nah let's go the [ __ ] do i have here what is this i have been outside you're right i liked it i'm a summer boy always been always has been [Music] so so much a summer boy uh how do i explain this [Music] so eight months of the year i would always just be at home playing video games doing whatever the [ __ ] super nerdy but when summer hates chad feeling so chris to say a different side of me come on i would i would switch to my more extrovert i guess during uh during summer's music dilemma and uh it was because i had a completely different friend group in my uh summer place and one time this one girl from my class came to my summer place and she started i feel like i said this but it was just so she almost docks me she's like but felix is usually kind of private and shy hair is so different don't rap me out [ __ ] you can't tell [Music] jack wants another bottle flip challenge bruh he's just gonna die i'm gonna kill him this year murder straight up bang bang bang that's right run for your life we should do a knife flip challenge no chains [Music] oh yeah all right we're playing uh poopty today thought it was fitting since chapter two has come out and i never actually finished that online and it might be fun it's been a long time i was camping in uk have i not talked about that who cares it was camping trip but it was really nice any time i go camping in uk i'm like all right this country is not so bad after all okay fine but brighton i i'm sure i picked the worst country city in this country i can't say this too long neighbor in my tear right that sucks we kept looking at the weather while we were traveling and it was so hot and lovely it was almost like i don't even feel like i'm in uk now but uh we looked at the weather in brighton [ __ ] every time therefore i have concluded brighton [ __ ] it's been done [Music] you're welcome sorry brytonian okay epic rant coming epic rant here it is reason why brighton bad okay they have lovely buildings everywhere right beautiful architecture victorian buildings amazing but right next to any building you can find in brighton that is pretty you have some cheap ass building that building what like the 70s and it looks like actual dog [ __ ] and an eyesore it's the worst it just makes you sick looking at it it's so ugly and it's always right next to these historical buildings and it's like what who allowed this why do i have to look at this because someone else decided to build this i don't know why it upsets me so much second scaffolding there's always scaffolding everywhere go to brighton and find one street that doesn't have scaffolding on it what is up with it there's a scaffolding conspiracy there's scaffolding everywhere you can never even enjoy the the buildings because they always have scaffolding on them it's a conspiracy i've never seen a country that has so much scaffolding as uk i hate it i hate the noise it makes i hate everything about it i hate scaffolding always scaffolding scaffolding oh and another thing that the shitty buildings that they build i understand people need housing but they're ugly okay don't have to make them ugly but they always call them something to match the victorian nature of the city so like they have the most hideous building that looks like a pile of turd and they call it like the royal court i'm like you're not fooling anyone all right this is the royal [ __ ] hate it i don't like it you guys don't know what scaffolding is i know english more than you first time see you're lucky you know if you don't know i can't tell if you're meaning and i'm pronouncing it wrong all right i want to sound like a boomer i could go on but it bothers me how ugly but then you go out in the countryside you can a lot of the villages housing is preserved and it's beautiful i love it countryside uk great very nice and some have no scaffolding everywhere i don't know how they do it [Music] don't even get me started on the i360 all right i'm ending this all right we're playing poop d hell yeah i got white hair i don't but thank you it's just little reflection of my hair gel on white lights okay you understand i'm not turning white hair i'm 31 okay it's not happening my diet has literally not a single gray hair in his hair and it's not so it's not going to happen to me either okay it does get a little blonder during the summer told you summer boy eyesore 360. woohoo they don't even lit it up so we have this tower in in brighton that they built using taxpayer money by the way good choice thank you i'm glad i got a saying that it's supposed to be a tourist attraction where you go up in this [ __ ] glass blob but the glass is bent so you can't really see outside without reflections disturbing the view half of it is looking out just over the ocean and half of it is looking out over a beach city like what's what's there to look at there's no toilets in it so once you go up there you're [ __ ] it's a gr it's gray it's ugly and they don't even lit it up you know how they lit up like the paris a eiffel tower on certain occasions oh cool they don't do that because somehow british airways got involved so they only lit up blue and red because that's the color of the airline and they can't just like oh it's pride month maybe we can do like a rainbow no they don't even do that british airways homophobes i'm calling it do something fun with it it's so ugly okay i hate ugly things there we go rent's done switch it over the thing with ugly architecture is that it's just there and it's always going to be there and everyone's going to have to look at it and i get why don't i get to saying it nah no one asks hey felix do you want to look at that no it's just there okay i don't like it i don't like our ugly architecture i don't like it here's something not ugly poopy hell yeah it's been a while sport game let's go best game okay let's start the intro here and then i have my uh i'll switch over in a sec very very deep oh the voice acting is so good lived a little worm no one cared about poop d was his name everyone was always laughing at poopty because of his farting problem poor poopdy ashamed and humiliated he dug himself a little harder i remember recording this pond of tears but suddenly in the hopeless pit an unexpected stranger appeared hell yeah don't be sad i'm the mighty poop duck i have come to tell you not to be afraid little poopty don't withhold your farts you will give birth to great america i'm cracking up doing the lines dark spells from its bathroom don't like them vicious creatures are walking through the lands things are about to change my tiny hero but remember with big poop comes big perfect delivery perfect lines perfect game glad you left that stinky pitch gel now eat three carrots and read the poop scroll all right so i'm emulating this on a pc so so it's a little awkward to play but i think it'll do [Music] i don't think i need one more carrot and then we can poop have i have i failed already did i miss a carrot are you serious oh my god wait what [Music] wait can i attack i forgot if i can attack no i need to poop first holy [ __ ] i play this two minutes ago how did i mess this up hold up oh i need a scroll that's right all right i'm getting ahead of myself [Music] wow pewdiepie sounds just like the characters warm inside and out though not as soft as it seems good for close range combat and moving obstacles time to trust your gut feeling and bring wonders to life press the button okay poop dog i press [Music] this is diablo music we went for kind of the same vibe yeah it's a really good soundtrack attacked the poop attacks to poop that way ronnie poop coin clever name [Music] [Laughter] oh okay never mind i was thinking i would switch over but we can play a little bit more [Music] so uh for those who don't know poop d is a game [Music] that uh when did the first one came out like two years ago a year ago that must be two years ago chapter two is out now that's why we're playing it it's been rated by some the greatest game of all time [Music] it's made by our lovely polish team amazing people and it's free to play i was thinking when i get to chapter two that i invite the devs on and we can they can talk a little bit about the game as well i think that could be really fun so the game is free to play but it's made with the intention that you don't actually have to spend money to complete it it is possible but you know [Music] gotta make that dinner or somehow [Music] it's not a sperm no it's a worm thank you very much here we go [Music] oh he was just very vermin in the garden and clay plantation of bucklers okay so here hold up let me just switch over the so i paid to remove ads and i stuff know if you get ads on an emulated version though let's see [Music] main menu yes [Music] [Music] the kidnapping of edgar rescue butt dog edgar oh that poor little thing don't know if i want to rescue him there we are in poop town we have russell waltz frostwolds grocery very nice as you can see there's poops but the reference is everywhere i love it so this is marzia martia's library they did marzia dirty mate you can buy a scroll pack explo fart power farm how far we'll wait with this i don't think we need in the beginning here's edgar's ball we need to go to the east gate there's also gambling [Music] that's right pewdiepie promotes gambling a lot of ticket for a magnificent jam it's just 30 coins feeling lucky nah nah don't gamble kids bad for you let's go might say look fine all right [Music] all right no comment need two poops to cross easy thank you attack my children so the carrots and random items are to make poops and you use the poops to gather more resources for poop it's like a weird minion controller [Music] that's gonna take a while [Music] it's it is a mobile game i'm using an android emulator [Music] i can call them with my butthole oh that's so nasty i mean he has a talent i'll give him that [Music] the poops looks cute yeah marcia loved the i remember showing her the poops the first time [Laughter] they're amazing [Music] new witcher yeah [Music] i don't really have to clear out all this stuff i just kind of feel like it there we go [Music] a strange duck with an aura of gold visit me visited me in my dream and mentioned you'd come take this powerful fart scroll please it will save you much crawling and has no use in the wild bog speed town fart a gas portal to poop town and back pure magic with some green peas amazing so for five coins you can make a portal back to uh the town all right i don't think we have to do that now we can go further [Music] have you seen the game swan chernobyl unexplored ooh that sounds fun [Music] why not show me a cool horror game today it was uh called walk it was like a short in the japanese horror game it looked really cool i might play that it's only a couple [Music] minutes [Music] and in minecraft this stream there's a new episode coming up soon and things get very exciting i actually found out what's new in the update [Music] we're writing for this game it leads here i agree i remember apple removed this remember that they removed it from the the store because they thought it was too offensive or something like come on they corrected it but still like bro all right let's not do these highlight of the night buttocks horn this game is amazing thank you actually works really well on pc not gonna lie using blue stacks [Music] play this on the train come from school nice [Music] the game starts off with not that many enemies but it gets progressively more difficult here we got some fighting go forth my minions we might lose some poop here not gonna lie nah we're good we're good i have a washboard bonus inside yeah i watched it um i've been listening to the soundtrack it's really good [Music] i didn't like it at first but then the more i uh listened and watched the more i liked it [Music] okay we got edgar down here i don't know where i'm going here there's a lot of secrets and stuff in this game it's worth looking around i know i passed by some axolotl in the the last video the reddit has made their main mission in life to tell me about it i found i recorded another video and i found it oh a lot of stuff all right [Music] a button get it what it do i have to sacrifice one poop to open here nice all right no i don't okay [Music] oh god there's a lot of them oh it's a spawner [ __ ] we might lose some poop here oh gotta poop another one oh we lost two poops that's in the chat poop out new ones go forth my minions we gotta kill that green thing as soon as possible oh god they're poison my poops are poison god damn it yes this is a mobile game oh god but they got poison too oh excellent oh it's not a spawner it was a trap i forgot oh well it's fine another poop day there will be zero dash but not zero poop dabs i'll guarantee that oh god [Music] music is very nordic well yeah it's like the diablo style i'm not sure what nordic music is to be honest [Music] it looks like butters yeah you're right a little bit a wee bit like butters mate there's that gary we got him [Music] [Music] yeah the poops are so cute you kind of feel bad when they die but then again they are poops okay we got a big battle coming up are we ready yes we are go forth poop go go go go next one oh god the big ones do so much damage oh god oh god abort abort come back no no don't come to me [Laughter] he's gonna die go help your brother help help him oh my god all right we got him two more if they team up they're strong wait did i lose another one oh [ __ ] say yes who says yashi every time he kills anything puppy is that what you mean because the answer is nah oh wait we got more to clear out of here this one too might do i have to kill if i get up oh i can't i love ads on live streams are there ads in this video no way what the [ __ ] [Music] youtube works i get ads get out of here i like how the poop looks like barrels nice detail even the cage is a shape of a poop [Music] all right you're free but that guy you're free woof-woof what [ __ ] it's me edgar thank you thank you for saving me okay i now return and we'll reward you in town let's go a little further we can get some stuff [Music] anyone here likes dolphin great question matthias mathias might show me how what sea land sea sea fish sea dolphins look like and i think it's time to kill them i'm done with dolphins they're too ugly to live i'm sorry see dolphins i'm sorry no you're full whoa what do we got here is that it friendly or not that's friendly [Music] i don't think i get ads because i'm emulating [ __ ] yeah i just get pooped you're not getting any money out of me oh we need three poops here but we only have to poop what do you do all right let's remember that [Music] where's that on the map there okay [Music] yeah i got a premium youtube account i don't know if i'm actually paying for it or youtube just gave it to me that's how they get you with subscriptions though but it is actually worth it uh got a poop you mean a beluga is that what they were no belugas are cute it was a it wasn't a balloon thank you for asking them [Music] oh that's a trap a crap trap run poops run yeah ain't going to kill me [Music] return oh another trap a crap that we're good that was close [Music] what do you mean sea dolphin isn't that just office no dolphins that don't live in the ocean but they live in the sea [Music] they look like these butts actually kind of not gonna lie what river sorry river marshall clarified river dolphins thank you [Music] did it crash oh [ __ ] no no that's what you get for emulating i guess god damn it oh god please tell me it's saved though it i think it did no it's not a walrus a river dolphin oh my god i'm gonna die they put me back here and all the monsters respawn [ __ ] [Music] it might be good to open a portal and just skid idle let's go back to edgar [Music] okay [ __ ] dolphins crash the game mate all right we gotta go thank you for bringing edgar back i bet that evil wizard is behind this if you have any awful in the future hey how's that visit do you have any spare waffle there you go again oh so delicious you're welcome oh yeah give us oh yes so yummy poop fountain should we gamble let's go gamble come on give us something good hell yeah let's go so what's our quest now look around talk to necroman in poop town okay i guess that's this horrible thing listen i sense a sword in search of poop coins for the last hundred years a growing hatred has divided the good folks of the grams but to keep a butt dog locked in the gate that is cruel to even by my twisted stance who would do such a thing maybe the butt helps know no one knows the ground better than them so here's where you get your skills that's right power of your poops a freeze for 10 seconds pretty good uh poop to get an additional heart yeah let's go with that moves faster okay yeah [Music] uh poop limit absolutely faster pooped [ __ ] it i'm rich all right [Music] find tom but the butt health i think this is supposed to be jacksepticeye yeah nice always the soiling on my heart your sister marcia twin butter what you're getting one he was like a father to me i loved him like my son oh you're good [Music] [Laughter] you're getting two no don't look at me like that i'm sorry i have to poop no [Music] please do not google river dolphins i told you bro they gotta go they had their chance they had their chains and they ruined it [ __ ] you dog river dolphins to the ruins of bro poop the greatest poop of all [Music] now this game has nothing to do with poop what are you talking about gotta collect their dirty work [Music] can i go here why can't that oh i got a room that's in all right fine where's ken now has he not told you what he's doing [Music] they're endangered uh [ __ ] it they lived enough how many millions of years do we need species to be alive all right come on [Music] you had your you had your time river dolphin all right i'm sure you lived a long time but now it's over you're done you're done i'm joking by the way it's not obvious but still am i i don't know [Music] they're pink but kind of sexy all right now i'm ending this conversation i'm making another poop you guys are too gross uh when so we need to find the butt else was that it i'll find tom about to butt out we saw him before then diablo reference you guys see it what does this guy sell like who assumes being good we'll see you later [Music] okay everybody i have to go here [Music] need some more poops are you right [Music] i don't know how we missed that one [Music] all right we cleared out this area [Music] with some respawn i need to go down here is it worth going i don't know [Music] [Music] already full of hearts baby sudden google search spike for river dolphins i need four poops can i make four i think i can nope come on i can let's go for poops gang yeah baby rich gang poop gang baby let's go [Music] that's kind of cool you need less if you go from the other end did i not grab everything here i can do it again because oh it crashed that's why i didn't speaking of crashing maybe i should say [Music] i think it's down here maybe no it says nearly up there okay [Music] you got no change my the game mode is delayed really are you sure how do you know [Music] oh god i gotta kill these strong ass [ __ ] i think we lost the poop i need to upgrade a second poop faster [Music] poop limit has been reached hold up matt oh we need to go down wondering how many people are pooping at the same time now we're asking the intellectual questions sophie i'm glad you asked there has to be a way to calculate this if everyone poops once a day and there's nine billion people on planet as that's a lot of poop man this is a [Music] lot [Music] there are no poop in the shower references in this game thank you very much all right we gotta get past these geese says all right send one return [Music] just as planned [Music] send one send one return [Music] send one return [Applause] [Music] can't trap the trap master [Music] my girlfriend has this much food following her too i'm not sure i understand well you're saying to be honest i should play this in the shower why explain logic make no sense i love that they have a guitarist combined with farts yeah they really nailed it [Music] oh dangerous return [Music] is that a trap we're going through we're going through all in oh my god it was a trap a double trap oh no poop i should have learned it into go go go oh this is terrible oh my god i can't fight him oh trap him come here idiot dumb this is how you were supposed to do that dumb dumb butt yeah it came out it's still like it's available in ios they corrected their mistakes what if the game actually takes place in poop shower dream hmm now you're talking the real lore because it is hidden where it takes place so you're thinking the right way i see we have some intellectuals in the chat today gotta hand it to you god damn these are strong [Music] what does this do again you don't have required poop that just happens sometimes [Music] behold [Music] jacksepticeye sock let's get it all right we're through let's find his butt out [Music] oh trap [Applause] nah [Music] he's gotta be he's just gotta be oh god maybe i should learn to the trap come back come back learn to the trap ow i am poisoned now good job [ __ ] the poison is the worst go you can do it i believe four versus one let's go coin does sound like the next script [Music] well that'd be great i'll be rich to tom bud perfect let's go [Music] cozy vibe i like the music i realize i just sounded like that bro burning skit the music is great here i love it tom butt oh i didn't notice yet my bad hi i'm time yeah yeah all right i was testing a brand new melodious fart when a nasty green creature tore my score apart jackseptic fart bring me back my symphony or i we'll be in agony combat symphony find the three rolls of symphony will do tom but anything to stick it to that rhythm but an impart in fart what did it all mean uh sometimes when foreigners come to sweden we have these signs that say in part which is basically i mean like driveway or like enter entry and people think it's hilarious you fools [Music] entertained by in farts so childish ah ah we're good what is this ribbon butt in part okay check septic tank hey hey let's go let's go very good there's one symphony we got it all right just gotta get it i like my own parts to be honest now why would you share that i mean obviously but why would you all right i'm hungry dude [ __ ] i just had lunch i'm gonna get a snack [Music] [Applause] let me park at the end part hey oh it's poison don't have to fight it just let it die it did yeah die slow painful dead yeah stupid butt but do be kind of sexy though [Music] pro move right there oh oh god they're dying so fast we're good [Music] okay everyone attack [Music] let's go four together strong poop i like it you like it where the [ __ ] did i just go don't tell me i walked in circles [Music] riven but are there butts riven but let's not go to rhythm [Music] [ __ ] that response to monsters god damn it why'd i do this [Music] oh god it's coming no go on the button there we go unlike shortcut hell yeah this is skyrim this is ellen ring leaked ellen ring oh god evelyn likes evelyn ring looks mad looks insane [Music] ah [ __ ] we're gonna have to die now all together now there we go [Music] what the [ __ ] is a symphony [Music] how do i get there though must be secret somewhere so far sarah lamps i will say that oh we got another ad excellent [ __ ] i gotta pee and i gotta get snack and then we'll be back [Music] [Music] oh god there's so many enemies here let's see if we can just click on him no we can't we got to go through that man you know what we're going to do that later all right can i pause let's go right back speed run [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] so [Music] oh you waited for me thank you is that world record i wonder what the fastest pa p was it's got to be so fast do you count it as the most amount of p per second or is it just like because that fast piece is a drizzle and that doesn't count as fast p that's a question something to think about [Music] what are your thoughts [Music] that was really bad i know i wash my hands i need a japanese hand wash where you just put water on your hands to pretend that you washed them [Music] [Applause] [Music] you should add you can see how much damage the poop says that's actually a good suggestion thank you burner [Music] it's always fun to see how much damage they do [Music] and this pandemic is it mandatory to wash hands properly okay [Music] what do i do man i'm gonna compute all day we're gonna do [Music] is that a protein bar yes the greatest snack of all time cookie and cream flavor [Music] arkham thank you appreciate yeah that's very kind of you [Music] we're playing poop d the greatest game of all time out on ios and android check it out new chapter 2 available [Music] [Applause] favorite cereal kids i don't need cereal it's too unhealthy but i'll tell you what the best is [Music] my granddad's recipe you take corn flakes sour milk [Music] raisins and cinnamon and you got yourself a bombast um breakfast [Music] oh yeah i'm not doing this this is not chapter two i'm playing chapter one because i i never finished it online and i thought it'd be fun to do that [Music] but it was a while since i played so how much protein i think 20 grams probably i'm glad you asked it doesn't [ __ ] say 20 grand these are proven way more difficult to find than i thought hey we got this stand bruh raisins get so much [ __ ] everyone like reading it's motherflipping delicious okay what the [ __ ] is wrong with you oh i don't like saying something that tastes a little weird it's good it's amazing it's sweet as [ __ ] hell you can just stuck your mouth forward is good raising good you don't want your racing [ __ ] it i'll eat raise my raisins i'll eat your rating more raisins for me it's much a what are you doing like raisins eat the raisins raising good they're making me fart like [ __ ] crazy though i will say that but raising good there's a stigma racist stigma needs to broke you don't like them huh well fine more racist for me [Music] [ __ ] [Applause] now what are those bigger looking racing things adults or whatever they call in english i don't like them raising them [Music] oh my cookie has raisins in it i don't like it anymore grow me a river my radio raisins are just sugar so that's why you don't need it that's why it's a problem in your cookie [Applause] don't try and explain this by explaining it because you can't explain science no don't go in there poison you dumb poop dates thank you don't like them here's a dress the sour milk some people say it's buttermilk i don't know what it is we call it phil milk in sweden which means file file milk i don't i don't know i don't know okay [Music] doing great here by the way i almost got our first poop scroll this is huge so many trends [Music] racing's bad i can't believe people are saying this you're breaking my heart do you think we can just run through i think we can let's go oh god we gotta kill these fast nice now kill it nice and no one got poisoned dates with cheats that's disgusting how dare you [Music] okay let's go through the poop doll like i was floating it's beautiful here [Music] oh nice norway gang love you piss thank you martha [Music] so in my other video i complained that sweden let go of norway and then they found all the oil but apparently norway offered the oil [Music] half of it to sweden for volvo or something i don't know if this is true because if it is i'm so angry at sweden because sweden sold vulva to china which is the mo yeah and is that what why you do this [Music] god damn it sweden god damn you sweden i'm done i'm canceling you i'm adding sweden to cancel list right next to river dolphins [ __ ] you're done norway better alright i'm switching over norway gang i'm the region now that's how that works we gotta kill these fans otherwise there's a wee bit you shave on my [Music] no don't go there don't go there one way of poisoning all it takes my [Music] ah there's the first one [ __ ] they're difficult again all right let's call one come back okay those butts looks insanely strong how can i kill them i can use these traps right let's do that and come back okay we got to kite them now right through here [ __ ] one of our poops went in oh this bad oh this is real bad uh we're trapped am i going to die i think this might be it [ __ ] we got a distraction make them go through the fart there it is [Music] oh thank god oh he dropped the poop scroll did i not poop oh god all right we'll just cut more of them luckily i'm faster this game has intense battle strategy straight strategy strategy stride stretch one poop come on you can do it you can do it i knew we could do it i knew we could do it he out here he doing it [Music] did i not get the poops bro are you serious mate no don't go there don't go there go through the poison dammit come back come back oh god they're trapped save them ow come here come here come here my pooplings [Music] no no they're all gonna die final battle oh god i only got eight poops left this is terrible kaiden kill him [Applause] oh my god go to me so dumb [Applause] come on come on let's go super strong poop that was tough dude sheesh i can make it so i can heal my poops later i think i'll do that when we're back in town [Music] you got a poop scroll [Music] felix the shower guy yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah all right here we go how far all right we can heal our poops this is huge if only if only in real life okay honest question you have to answer honestly have you ever taken a picture of your poop yes or no only honest answers please [Music] don't waste my time lying [Music] [Music] i'm waiting for answers yes ill yeah what's wrong with the l how could you do that the only valid answer is yes come on come on [Music] have you ever taken a picture of your poo and sent to someone yes i think i've done it to ken actually once i'm sorry ken i don't know why i did that yeah i'm that guy is anyone surprised huh let's heal these babies let's go watch that ad get get that guy so savior [Music] for the doctor oh my god i've done that too actually oh gosh [Music] let's run on the poop trail i had to show my poop to the doctor because there was like a tiny bit of blood in it and i figured better early cash blood poop than later blood catch poop you know what i'm saying [Music] but i have so many embarrassing stories classic neighborhood kids move yep that's me [Music] have you ever had to poop in a jar for a doctor no but something tells me you have to had do that damien what the [ __ ] mate that's bloody disgusting heal there it is my poops never die it's cool combat is really picking up [Music] did the doctor diagnose your poop with gamer yeah that's basically what she said yeah music is [ __ ] great too a little biased but you know a little bi said get it swedish gamer get it good job how have i not gone to the center or sandra's at the bottom [Music] okay okay how many poops do we need to do this quest [Music] oh big battle inside [Music] i love that intense intensity of healing your poops super hardcore [ __ ] it's on cool down [Music] this way safer so far sure this i will say that pretty proud sound effects are great dude all right one poop there one put there another poop there go forth my poop legs we got ai on the poops they know how to walk there or so i thought all right all right mate one of yes it was [ __ ] one of yours oh one of them did oh [ __ ] no no you stay stupid poops stay no you stay everyone stay stay in your stations thank you yes uh-oh kill them fast boys you're not killing them fast at all now consequence [ __ ] they're going all over the place now this [Music] let's go we got a gem a fart jam okay we gotta go back for the scrolls all right did i pick it up i can't remember if i picked it up [ __ ] sake all right there's something on the map [Music] anyway [Music] some of them respawn it's just is [Music] they're weak anyway pathetic [Music] okay poop scroll down here let's get it through the portal yeah all the monsters have names i i don't remember them all right this one on here on the left apparently so will he recognize that we got one of them no i guess we need all of them why are you guys asking me about shampoo right what i'm not doing shampoo what the [ __ ] shutting that down i cannot have a rumor of me making shampoo be true however big day today new gpu will flavor up [Music] it's coming out today at the 5 p.m i think or 3 p.m [Music] we get a new spell [Music] yeah the game is very cute oh so they're scrolls so they told me not to show them before and then i've had literally had them in the background on my videos [Music] you're gonna get 30 off with code pewdiepie as well very nice yuzu japanese lemon [Music] very nice i have very active finally a new flavor super super excited i'm dying oh i can heal i can heal my poops but i can't heal myself this is so sad classic old school gaming kiting happening here damn it they're dying [Music] oh he's getting destroyed oops too [Music] strong so will the scroll be in here yes baby one more eye yes [Music] shampoos okay i like that idea actually is it sour no i don't think so usually it's kind of sweet actually does that make sense i don't know it's hard to describe and new shakers let's go they always sell out this gave me some ps4 in our ps5 exclusive [Music] ah [ __ ] off man there you go [Music] trap crab trap yeah it's citrusy that's right you got it it's really good i think we're doing um calorie calorie um caffeine free one as well which i'm really excited about aversion that is that okay we gotta look through [Music] do you them just the best [Music] bruh okay look at my face [Music] so i drank these [ __ ] free pre-workouts right everyone's saying g fuel is pre-workout but it it [ __ ] isn't but so i i tried uh pre-workout and my face i don't know if you've seen my videos the past couple of weeks they've just been pizza face i've been breaking out like a [ __ ] teenager and as soon as i stopped my face cleared up i'm sticking with you do you feel for for life all right never had that problem would you feel do you feel best okay legit same thing happens if i'm traveling and i don't have g fuel with me and i buy an energy drink skin just go no you teenager now and what i'm saying is do you feel bad everything else no oh god i mix that everything else bad jesus oh what a wonderful gift you bring can we where soon i will again sing edgar has been taken you say then seek out butter jill for help right away that was lit fine butter deal what is the reference there let's kill us uh [ __ ] your violin or whatever it is do not clip me saying g feel bad i will murder you you hear me i would never say that all right [ __ ] i don't have the required poop yet i'm really excited for chef to play chapter two of this it's fun uh i actually don't know anything about chapter two they showed me and i gave feedback on the this one but not the not the next chapter i'm sure there will be some surprises riven but we found it this is where the elves live the butch elves oh that looks creepy as hell what the [ __ ] i ain't going there the new g field is not out yet in a couple hours it's coming out uh-huh okay [Music] big map man goddamn okay thank god that isn't poisonous [Music] to the murky butlin hmm yes [Music] all right let's check this out [Music] go away you stink rude and then i got a statue identical [Music] [Music] amazing oh the beautiful the one and only my bird told me you will come little one somebody poisoned the city my fountain edgar's kidnapped kidnapper may have been involved would you be so kind and check the riven butt as well well oh the well sorry poisoned well check the nearby well in rhythm then we'll do my queen anything for queen kill this though [Music] we're playing poop d it's out on ios and android check it out it's free to [Music] download no this is not marching that would be funny though that might say is uh the old lady in the game give me the poop scrubs really detail like there's a lot of hidden nooks and crannies in this game [Music] [ __ ] chairs in the way mate is mars in the second chapter oh i don't know that's what i was saying i have no idea oh power fart finally ancient gangsters unleashed in the city of bro poop increase the attack of your team with the fumes of brave ancestors we've all been there we've all done that [Music] such a silly sound what the [ __ ] [Music] worth it i'm getting a call from brighton oh god do you think they heard my [Music] rant sorry i had to take the call my bad brighton just called to cancel me they heard my rant and they told me to leave and i said fine i am leaving [ __ ] [Music] i hurt the chair poor chair [ __ ] you chair i'm good oh what jay it is actually worth getting this stuff [Music] i hope that people like g fuel on aggregates there's no way they're made there's no way it's just a wee bit laugh mate don't be so serious [Music] i saw that uh darman responded to me he uh if you remember me and ken reacted to one of his videos [Music] and uh he put my video in his video it was really funny i don't know why it made no sense i thought i i mean i probably was a little grumpier and and harsher than i would have been normally but i just thought there was such a bad i i'm just like i have nothing against uh face reign or whatever and darmin like not trying to do some beef or but whatever but this is funny to me it's just we beat laughs mate it's not serious [Music] i've been watching gordon ramsay that's why i keep doing [ __ ] dumb ass accent that is super cringe [Music] thoughts on frenemy's ending i heard about that when i was camping is anyone surprised it's like you work with trisha paytas it's bound to happen sooner or later this is a poison oh he poisoned my part i hope you're proud of yourself piece of [ __ ] i can unlock stefano here hmm don't think i remember that thanks for the bro ted oh god they [ __ ] no they're all gonna die you're all gonna die i'll heal you i'll heal you i'll tell you they're not gonna you live you live they live [Music] god i hate them oh god super strong this bad oh god uh go poop already [Music] let's go strong poops go forth oh oh god it's a spawner kill the spawner god damn this is a tough fight ah but worth it look at this have you ever watched little gordon no but i i was curious because he always looks the same age he looks like he doesn't age he just has the same old space uh so we're curious how we look like young it looks way different uh but we're watching the show that it's like from 2008 or something [Music] is it going to hatch oh [ __ ] it what is this dark souls what the [ __ ] is that get out of here boopty just like dark souls i knew it [Music] and a new anime you're watching felix thank you for asking uh a recommendation from ken kobayashi dragon something yes it's a little bit weird real kid stuff in it but it's really funny otherwise [Music] did you upgrade your boost in town no i should really go back to town i i'm going full out on this i'll never get a mess [Music] oh ken just wrote me he's having a rough time [Music] that's ken said what he's doing can someone confirm in the chat so i know i'm not saying something [Music] rude right he's moving okay right [Music] did he say where to australia okay so you guys know i don't know if you didn't announce it or something and i spilled the beans he's an all c now mate yeah yeah i think he had a long flight i just i can't even traveling to australia like the most remote place in the world during coven sounds like a nightmare just me going to sweden took like six extra hours it's like usually a two or three hour trip took whole day to travel it's crazy are these rats strong i hope they're not oh god well we're gonna find out ah [ __ ] oh god are they attacking me what is happening it's attacking me ah i can't die i'm the strong one [Music] okay they're not so bad we're the kids yeah exactly traveling to australia during covered with kids [ __ ] [Music] [Music] uh let's check the map where's the funnel then i've clearly explored everywhere [Music] all right let's progress i've been here long enough [Music] i watched jesus christ uh my thoughts were amazing animation but i i still think i'm too old for shonen stuff it just doesn't do it for me anymore [Music] it's not to be like i'm too smart it's just i just feel like i've seen so much of it and that it just feels a bit samey the wah the wall's heavy lid opens for the third yes [Music] let's go i didn't dislike it i thought it was entertaining [Music] i just didn't love it all right what are you gonna do zoom me i need more poops man only four poops should we use a portal yeah i'll use a portal i think i can use it to go back as well how do i use portal town for it boom so we are here and the town and the town is where's the town here of course [Music] you encounter your kitchen have my videos oh that's a good idea i like that it can heal and we can get some spells skills need to find a new poop scroll okay what a skill so we had nuggets upon poop's death a nugget appear okay i want that grotesque necromance spell resurrecting fallen warriors as brave nuggets hoopty cannot control them directly okay i forgot about that mighty poops hoops become stronger let's go dead poops drop some ingredients let's go poop gets sharp spikes additional costs oh we can make spiky cubes explosive part freeze fart how much uh okay sure [Music] damn we're gonna be fast as [ __ ] boy okay [Music] i think that's good for now let's do a little bit of gambling thanks for nothing [ __ ] wait do i actually have to go all the way now [ __ ] or can i use a poop scroll i can let's go [Music] what's the best beginner philosophy book that we would recommend really wanted to read something a bit more impacting try some play it up bro i don't know symposium oh what do i usually recommend i forget [Music] when will the pink tsuki shirt result i don't i have no idea sorry it's really difficult making ethical clothing everything takes so much longer [Applause] but they will at some point i'll tell you all right i'll let you know all right buff freeze easy clamp oh do these not require scrolls they just all right [Music] oh we're healing the water it's cool [ __ ] miss alone as much as i watched fruit basket i think she'd love it yeah she really liked it so i watched the original when i was young and i loved it but then we watched a remake which was seemed like a pretty good remake [ __ ] i went in why did i go in i couldn't stand watching it again i don't know why but she liked it [Music] where do you buy a good gun then uh oh mine oh good thing about brighton they have a good gundam store i'll give them that dave's comic salsa [Music] that's one for brian see not all bad feel my children it's the jackseptic socks those [ __ ] poisoning the whales there we go right and redeem i'm just i'm just joshing by the way i do like brighton obviously if i've lived there a long time i just feel like uh [Music] yes i'm done save game kill flute yes it's a flute [Music] what i think of eldon ring it looks [ __ ] dumb i'll play it i don't know if i'll get into it but i'll definitely play it here can we go here now yes we can baby yes we can and we will we can make spike poops now [Music] [Applause] i sing this song while playing so how's that die nice voice of an angel thanks [Music] i'm good how are you so next better than yesterday i don't know if you guys catch the 30 minute meltdown of me not understanding discord i apologize for that by the way [Applause] are they taking damage what the [ __ ] is hurting oh my god i didn't see it [ __ ] four poops let's make use out of this scroll oh god oh whoa oh we got the nuggets look at them so cute what the [ __ ] so i can't control this but i got the spike poos nice and it's cleared best game or what guys so we didn't get that earlier gotta get the covered vaccine i got my first nose yeah [Music] i have a feeling you're gonna need to be vaccinated to travel so since i'm leaving i want to make sure i got it all covered working super slow and watching you help get through the day oh that's awesome glad to be hanging out with you guys all right bye die oh god they're so strong i'm almost dead go nuggets thank you the sound the nuggets make i don't know if you can hear it graphic to real make we want to poop i will say playing this while you're in the toilet it is the best experience you're right mate [Music] special offer already i already purchased some i don't think i needed but i think in uh retrospect we were a bit too kind with uh the game being free because uh [Music] i don't know it's not like it raked in huge amount of cash this game but i'm really proud of it and it's really cool and it gives everyone chance to play which is awesome legit you can finish the game without spending a dime although might be difficult i don't know i haven't tried it the nuggets attack uh you're the best thank you there you're the you're the best all right you're in the bed you got 200 that's very generous of you by the way god damn [Music] [ __ ] [Music] oh yeah as long as you have fun creating it i thought you said cheating it i was like what how dare you all right last bit of for the fountain or the well trying to get whiskey lately need another review video i think i removed my whiskey videos nice none of my poops will die and neither will i there it is nice [Music] candace your mama you're seriously trying to get me huh [Music] oh wait there's more oh there's one more thank you cops appreciate that cooking with pewdiepie video please maybe i should make pie see i wanted to make a pie review video and i i thought they would look so gross i didn't want to want to try it [Music] hey get [ __ ] oh god oh god i'm gonna die my first day not today not today i don't think so save me poops let's go yes i was on the last bit of jacksepticeye's stock how many [ __ ] socks does he have [Music] my dad used to make a cheese pie with ham in it i could probably make that and use fake hem or something that was pretty good i'll ask him for the recipe maybe i don't know i don't know if i feel like making a cooking video to be honest oh thank god i'm gonna hurt nice me and my girlfriend love your videos so much uh i've been a fan since your call of duty day don't ever plan to stop dude alex thank you so much all right we gotta go back clean the water from the stinky socks i think i did that [Music] did i not [Music] oh why ah one left okay never mind thought i was done use real ham you zuma bruh i real ham legit gross i don't know why i think that they're always so sweaty ham is [ __ ] gross dude it's always wet and weird can't change my mind [Music] oh god they're calling me again hold on you couldn't hear that i just said i'll be two minutes any sorry nights someone's coming to pick up some documents and i had to sign it fun we're still talking about raisins what's going on hell yeah john i see you i want it don't die don't die don't die i want it mate did i mute the audio my bad there we go [Music] [Music] do you think i'm playing valeno rent later i doubt it [ __ ] valor right bad game friendship with valerie over i picked it up to play with jack but then he stopped playing and then i got really into him i'm like why am i still playing this he doesn't even play it anymore [ __ ] this [Music] and even then nah why are you talking about figs stop it get out of here all right we're done we did the quest i did you dirty business [Music] jackson in the latest video youtube will be collab soon sure yeah always enjoy climbing giant [Music] you were getting good though no i [ __ ] weren't so the socks were poisoning our water look they've got an emblem a green eye the mark belongs to a wizard called smiron nice my scouts reported that he's hiding in the farting mountains now that's a clever name first brewpu falls and now this time has come to teach smiron a lesson palestine or israel yeah this is definitely the place to talk about that thank you for asking [Music] uh what's your favorite sushi roll now this is a more controversial question that i will also not answer [Music] salman again okay thank you gilbert by the way very generous nomination love from california love back maid growing up on the tv while i work throwing you up on the tv iron work cool game thanks for hanging out hell yeah thank you guys thank you oh my god it's whatever music is [ __ ] lame never noticed [Music] they're cooking the butts yes so we beating a steamy where's the stefano i know there is a stefano in here i remember it too actually now this way salmon or tuna hmm salmon in uk but obviously tuna in japan you can't beat it [Music] tuna here doesn't taste very very that's [Music] good the salmon gets by you know [Music] i watch i was watching your old playthroughs and fun the classic course party hell yeah butter that pooper by far one of my faves started wondering you'd play it again someday no but i saw this game came out like months ago that i have kept my eye on it's called omori which has that rpg style it's great reviews i'll probably play that uh at some point [Music] because i want to play i wanted to play another game that has rpg horror feel i don't even know if it's a horror i assume it is um do i like eel [ __ ] yeah delicious [Music] oh [ __ ] straps no no go go go go go ah oh god it's a spawner too [ __ ] this is a disaster kill the spawner damn it [Music] i'm worried it's pretty long though well i'm streaming [ __ ] it how long are we talking [Music] [ __ ] the poops are strong as hell dude oh he's gonna die nice if what's your best playthrough for an rpg game that it will always have a special place in my heart that was such a sweet game this one also one of the first that i played of that stuff and that takes me back man all right we're here okay okay should we go back to town maybe [Music] [Applause] i'm already took 20 hours to finish are you sure you want to stream it here really well i appreciate you letting me know i if anything i want to give it a try if i don't like it i'll drop it did i fix your dumbbells yeah my manager actually bought me new ones i don't know i thought the company sent it but it was a nice gift don't go in the trap [Music] hold on we're doing this back to poop town what's my daily protein intake about 20 gram per meal and then snacking snacking smacking you know how it is you know what it is there you go edgar nice manager seems rare yeah honestly uh well they're canadian so they're normal human beings great people um [Music] makes pooping shorter yes [Music] oh [ __ ] [Music] let's go [Music] let's go let's go [Music] yeah i'm poor now [Music] fine let's gamble yes let's go rich gang i've been struggling with trying to professional providers just wanted to let you know how much your channel has helped me through the works of it give it a good convenience as a nisha asunder thank you very much i'm glad my video's calm [Music] anytime i read stuff like that i'm like [ __ ] i don't know if i believe that but i mean if it's true that's amazing just keep hanging in there um i don't mean it and i'm like oh you're just lying i just mean like i don't think my videos are that great i don't see how that's possible [Music] okay let's go let's go [Music] what book are you reading any book i recommend i'm reading harry potter actually nice and family-friendly late have you had okonomiyaki i always wanted to try yeah marzia makes it she makes it pretty regularly sometimes regularly sometimes he's made a few times it's really good it's like a weird japanese pancake like a savory pancake like a normally really but i don't know how to describe it it's different i can afford a new scroll oh that's right i can buy these uh okay [ __ ] knew it there we go damn they do a lot of damage now [ __ ] [Music] uh don't die let's wait for him to come to us hurry hurry there we go we're fine we're fine can i go in here [Music] it looks like a can oh there let's go from here stay [Music] nice what are these questions right i guess such random questions i don't mind i thought you lost interest in playthroughs or the games don't fit your taste nowadays uh if i find the right game i think that's all i need i still enjoy it i just need to find the right game i enjoy playing resident evil that was [Music] fun okay what's what's this all about what's all this [Music] oh god this looks horrible oh no [Music] oh no i kill these no but they can die oh nice [Music] [Music] kill it dead nice okay so we just did a shortcut [ __ ] sake oh we can go here [Music] i'm glad you guys enjoyed this cereal too just made me realize how [ __ ] bad i had at games jesus christ [Music] wait a minute how i get there though [Music] an exotic fruit you really like yuzu no nugget got poison this soul special offer next time [Music] you don't have poops like this with spikes on them [ __ ] your guys are missing out [Music] you can afford a new upgrade wait i can upgrade from here no way bloody hell bloody don't go in the trap oh what did i say god dang it [Music] go go go go go don't go in the trap oh god there's another trip oh god no no no oh god and that's going to become a trap [ __ ] oh he dead stop stop don't die go [Music] nailed it [Music] [Music] hell yeah master strategy happening you can't contest this literally spend a thousand poop coin bloody hill bloody hell bloody bonkers in it [Music] well what's all this thing [Music] if you don't buy it then 50k other people aren't gonna buy it well i i already bought it that's why this is a special offer if you're low on resources you misunderstanding may you projecting me god oh no oh no all right we're just gonna have to go for it ah no my heart oh god i'm gonna die oh god it's over [Music] oh look how many nuggets we have now oh we have so many nuggets oh this better be worth it i could die here i did it that was tough okay send the poops first okay it doesn't hurt when they run back on it it's only when it's triggered go you dumb poopy no don't fight there don't fight there don't fight oh my god these traps are horrible oh god five poops how rich do you think i am they say papi abby you what's all this thing [Music] welcome my juicy lad we are survivors from the great battle of bro poop please excuse the mess we don't get visitors here often billy escaped from the poop slugs birth which infested smaller drum poop we look at the fire and sing old songs it's good that we have supplies it's bloody good very nice the dancing by reminds us of a good time we had it broke [ __ ] this is a reference is that a giant butt spider it's coming closer and i don't like it all right we're going for the spider oh my [ __ ] god kill [Music] jesus [Music] oh my god [Music] oh [ __ ] i'm half a heart jesus i didn't notice [ __ ] uh we're just gonna have to spawn it ah the traps i died no i pooped died oh what what did i do what did i do i didn't click on purpose i have that what oh i can't do this on the emulator version can i zero the hips oh it works okay it works okay come on serve that zero that serve that no okay it's the generous game oh my god don't die again [Music] oh god i'm gonna die nope not today oh god it's a stupid poisonous one i hate them [ __ ] i didn't see him i saw him as soon as he hit me sarah devs come on sarah devs come on is there this okay that's probably the worst one you can get oh you're so cute dude the nuggets are great look at them go [Music] [Music] [Music] nearly there oh i was finding a my second reference butt sac toy nice what do i do with that i can probably give it to edgar right okay so let's kill this we get a scroll nice oh i can't go there no oh it breaks my heart i can afford a new upgrade eh you're definitely a bright spot in my day periods keep up the great work just rewatch the ghost of sushi machine love that game and also if you haven't checked out the other uh casa ichigo you definitely should i've read two of his works actually never let me go i think it's called and the giant something yes okay i like never let me go it was weird [ __ ] i gotta walk back uh oh oh is he here okay worst timing oh i was hit by a you're right but i didn't say you're right back what it mean half a heart felix don't die let your poop die yeah you can make more poop it's okay we showed up we beat private mate just have to give some contract boring stuff what happens when you get money you spend your days signing contract okay where the [ __ ] and playing games for a living i'm not complaining uh okay i know where i need to go but it looks like there's stuff here and i want it oh can it make any more spike boobs fox safe and then how do i go where do i go here it is oh my [ __ ] gone don't die that was too close damn boys oh there were traps i didn't see the traps playing games we're living in some life yeah they say they couldn't be done they said it couldn't be done but look at where i am now mama maybe your game not going to get me anywhere ma'am oh [ __ ] my god damn it spin zero that's there that's i'll take it go go go don't go in the trap don't bring the [ __ ] thank you [Music] oh it's spawner [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] get the spawner mate there we go make another poop [Music] we're good we're good one dine rest in chat i've been watching you since i was in my mom's womb and now i'm nine we loved it from abu dhabi abu dhabi thank you that's some hardcore [ __ ] i appreciate that wow [Applause] [Music] i'm hungry again what time is that port epic [Music] contemplating snack [Applause] oh gosh we're going in [Applause] come on minions faster they're frozen let's go i tried the boxing first time yesterday i bought a double dublin bag is that where it's called i was walking about mate don't know what the [ __ ] i'm doing but i wanted to try a different type of exercise doubling ball got me sweating i don't [ __ ] know [Music] so yeah i'll be fighting ksi any day now i think my neighbor said that he's into boxing he was like you fighting ksi next i'm like no [ __ ] way i'll die and i don't want to fight him anyway [Music] here we go i personally prefer unboxing nice boss battle oh god [ __ ] i don't think i ever made it this far or did i uh let's go let's oh not my poops like that you did not they do so much damage let's go no no they're poison no my minions get the poop socks get the stuff [ __ ] i got poop i got poop more poops more poops more poops more poops we're good [Music] [Laughter] it's the best game [Music] let's go [Music] welcome despicable sam room has hidden his lair behind a locked gate samurai's spell is too powerful for you and your minions to force it open but if there is a lock you could possibly make a key ask bum down for badly [Applause] find samurai ask bummed off advice ask for his advice mate you got we be advising me [Music] oh i can attack them now [ __ ] have i just not been clicking on them properly before because they dropped so much good stuff i want that good stuff got my arm a bit big with a fortune [ __ ] [Music] voice acting hundred thank you thank you i try i really do we're nearing uh [Music] end of chapter one um master broken you know what since there's no ads i already bought it okay sure oh that's why i'm not getting ads okay save game and let's go to brotan wait we need to go here let's try it yeah it's this way i need a snack i'm going to be right back i'm hungry i was muted i was [ __ ] me new use of slash coming out today baby that's what i said basically all right i'm opening up a fresh one oh that snap always get me the first pop always the greatest oh oh so it's you feel smells good i don't think you should smell it because it's powder and it might go into your lungs but it smells good [ __ ] i'm spilling all over the place here we go legendary moments oh yeah get that in there that's nice oh oh 30 off it comes out in 30 minutes and if you enter code pewdiepie you get 30 off baby give it a shikarooni do a line of g-field i don't i won't recommend that either it is sweet it's not it's like sour sweet which is nice so good can we heal no all right let's continue mate yeah let's go uh the flavor is called uses slash baby what is this collectible item ah poor fella heal him what color is it yellow what it's yellow and green my g fueling lungs optimal usage [Music] did i get to choose it yeah just like the other one no game sound sorry [Music] i forgot to eat my snack as well so [Music] [Applause] now i just have to hear people telling me no game sound for like a minute [Music] four colors to drink yellow yellow greenish yellow you guys want to see caller g field review [Music] and spell it all on my people [Music] [Applause] here have a sip bro take a sip bro place your face on the screen bro here you go [Music] it's good right and now you get 30 up just having a wee bit of nuts mate [Music] don't judge how i eat [Applause] [Music] right [Music] abort [Music] how was that mmm sorry [Music] well user is japanese lemon so it should be but it's sweeter [Music] nothing wrong with some nuts in the mouth thanks guys erasing flavor yeah that actually sounds gross how's it moving very busy thank you [Music] oh god don't all get poisoned sweet lemonade i'll explain perfectly how it tastes like because they wrote it down for me to me it's it it's sweet lemonade yeah i think that fits but what they say [Music] yuzu citrus genus is a hybrid citrus fruit also known as yuja yuja it originated in china over thousands of years ago a thousand years ago now grows in japan korea and other parts of the world fresh yuzu has a citrusy tart flavor that could best be described as a mashup of grapefruit lemon and mandarin that actually makes perfect sense reading it i wouldn't be able to explain it myself but there you go [Music] sweet lemonade sounds redundant get that [ __ ] where's my knife you know what go go to school how did you get your thumb [Music] several images do you feel here including pewter's flavor you're a lucky son of a [ __ ] [Music] [Music] yeah i'll shoot you with a knife oh my god stop dying you know i'll just tankies [Applause] oh god he got this these suck i hate [Applause] them [Music] yeah an american store said they sell it not everyone but i think retail needs to roll out like progressively but [ __ ] it'd be so cool to see do you feel at a store pewdiepie the competitors i don't like them i may be biased but i don't like them oh god you're all gonna die hope you're proud of death can't buy do you feel in mexico oh god bless you i'm so sorry to hear that night that's [ __ ] up what's wrong with mexico why they do this [Music] it was so weird uh i went to a summer lemon in canada and i was i'm only used to like the japanese 7-eleven and going to the canadian one it's so [ __ ] like bruh how can it be so different it's the same company here we go it would seem that i only briefly escaped the affairs of worms and butters well legend says there's a spell summoning the key for every lung the magic recipe is hitting in the forgotten village infested with poop slugs bring it to me and i will help you find poop slug neck hell no wait excuse me [ __ ] the chairs stop dying [Music] nice [Music] nice secret so which way was it i thought it sent to the right yeah it is [Music] oh god look at this there's so many all right we're gonna go out all out bless then jesus christ mate get the spawners mate get their spawners they're already [ __ ] him up what's attacking me god damn [Music] game gets really tough oh come on [Music] [Music] [Applause] yeah die oh they're fighting the nuggets i might as well attack them the nuggets are strong bloody crazy might or not game a chat went dead yeah i was looking over and nothing to say [Music] no don't go there don't go there leads kill them and then we go [Music] thoughts i'm playing do me turn dude you rest that like five times bro uh i don't know you drink g fuel with a straw fancy fancy paints [Music] which way is it here let's go what the blood i shoot no kill it oh what [Music] come back [Music] i'd hide poopies stop it stop it [Music] kill it kill oh my [ __ ] god i hate them [Music] nice i need that thank you nugget come on come on babe yes sweet vengeance he's gotta kill him fast [Music] oh god i'm slow down okay one day gotta kill this son of a [ __ ] call him back there it is [Music] uh happy birthday to chu papi money yo what a name happy birthday you snort she fell into there all right you do what you want with it i prefer drinking i should probably freeze them tonight freeze pause speaking of morgs i saw that he quit to then just come back what oh my [ __ ] god freeze falls i'm gonna die i'm gonna die i'm gonna die i'm gonna oh that was so close [Music] it's a spawner in it [Music] damn it damn boys nope all right i'm going through [ __ ] this i can't i have to kill them okay [Music] um there you go kill them [Applause] [Music] it's boys me to go up here though i don't think i can [Music] how much is this game it's free baby go download bros [Music] oh dodge that clean baby is this still moving i don't know what the [ __ ] he's up to [Music] oh bless the nuggets the poop nuggets dead thoughts i'm playing doing maternal i don't know ask me again in five minutes oh my [ __ ] god give me the free spell please come back [Music] what's the recipes you have to go to town but i don't want it i don't wanna oh my gosh they followed me [Applause] there it is you're all dead [Applause] thank gosh oh there's more oh my god they are so awful i hate them the poison kill them come on [Music] this is mental mate [Music] [Music] press the button click the button there we go all right feels better man [Music] i love how he does that oh god not these oh [Applause] [Music] oh god no it's a massacre kill him kill him [Music] i'll fart all day if i have to kill him i should really go to town didn't apple ban this yeah they brought it back they sure took their time huh [Applause] [Music] oh my gosh [Music] [ __ ] i have one poop left make a count okay i take hint i take him i go back fine [Music] talking about cheese and g fuel yes thanks chad keep it up chad yes i do give me stuff yes more thank you edgar you're the best [Music] all right give me scrolls let's get this let's get this [Music] there we go now we're stocked up baby [Music] how's that going doing he's doing great i hear it's just getting cuter and cuter i swear [Music] i'm less annoying tim not gonna lie this is where we came from [Music] i got strong's poop now i don't want to lose him you don't have to go to town for shopping see i knew i can't i don't have to but i don't know how [Music] uh excuse me my game i think i know better die there we go thank you thank god okay [Music] oh another one oh my gosh [Music] kilam it looks like a ball sack thing supposed to be a butt [Applause] die this opponent what this is a bonus area is what i was trying to say there bruce yeah ready to get book signing harry potter best that's theirs another bonus area okay another bonus area bros let's check it can't fake it can't make it seem like it was purpose so we get a crystal if we do this oh [ __ ] that i ain't doing it [Music] uh i can't [Music] die okay [Music] oh my gosh oh it's a boss one oh no oh no what the [ __ ] is all this then let me poop god damn it oh disastrous consequences retreat retreat retreat retreat [ __ ] i only have three poops left it was [ __ ] up mate [Music] all right followed me there we go kill him kill him kill him kill them oh they're so slow kill the spawner kill their homes the women and children too no wait oh gosh i kill this oh god it's so ugly no [Music] yes we got the recipe let's go i'm out adios this is it we hit the magic recipe farts parts in the teeth you didn't hide it good enough mate give me that i'm full health never mind don't eat it okay so where do we go now let's get this holes i hate them [Music] killed them killed them killed them killed them what's in here what's all this thing oh i'll take it give it kill the chairs [Music] nice to freeze i like that i like that a lot definitely worth looking around give me that was a morgue's paws yes thank you frank the iconic the one and only morgue's free spell that's what we should call it morgue's parts please hell yeah [Music] okay now where we go i don't know [Music] here where are we then [Music] it's like a reverse pooping ill don't say that [Music] oh it's marzia every day i'm chilling with despair today 92 years it passed and my little brother went missing my boneless body is too old to let me collect the flares for the individual oh the little fat nutty hurry up how fast girl today wow rude marzia why does she have two buttholes explain yourself so you found it yeah the dog was right you you truly are fearless i'm going to my bisbee enemy table collect flowers from etsy that's her little brother jack what martial's little brothers jack poop deep pie i can't believe it she isn't destroying too bad as for him 92 92 uh bros 92 [ __ ] mate get the [ __ ] out all right all right then better get cracking then mate [Music] it says this way ah [Music] you got the shaker oh it should be out now it's five cheese to you mate here's the flower place at last or was it there was something on the left oh this is so relaxing and nice cute oh you just collect flowers that's so sweet love it [Music] and we're back oh it's it's freeze time oh [Music] how do i enter discount code i assume in checkout you just enter pewdiepie or actually i'm i think you might need to use a link try g fuel.com pewdiepie uh i have the link in today's video it's coming up [Music] [Applause] as soon as i'm done with this live stream how long i've been live three hours damn time flies hey [Music] [Applause] so we just need to collect flowers here really boom [ __ ] [Music] you should get our 92 flowers in real life damn our anniversary is coming up that would be a move wouldn't it kind of like this loki [Music] yeah i didn't see darma's video about me i talked about it earlier i just thought it was funny [Music] [Applause] [Music] you guys cop the cup hell yeah enjoy it treat it with dignity and respect that it deserves [Music] i don't think i need to use that for whatever god damn they get strong [Music] we're diversifying go forth my army [Music] you like that voice acting in the trailer yeah it wasn't cringe at all okay cool go ahead glad you think so thank you [Music] [Applause] [Music] thank you how do you cope with all these years everyone wants your attention your attention giver meter must be over nine thousand mate don't even get me stop hey [Music] yeah yeah yeah [Music] i think um yeah it can be really annoying to be honest because i value my own time a lot [Music] there's always someone like kind of like yanking at you like hey but you could do this for me help me do this you're successful and stop do this please thank you i will like it alright leave me alone oh my gosh there we go let's deal with these [ __ ] rooms goated game it's longer than i remember [ __ ] me chapter two coming up give attention please it also i i mean i've gotten past this now i think i watched a podcast where markiplier was in i think it was with defranco and mark said that he always feel like he's an [ __ ] because there's always people that want his attention and i could relate to that but i'm way past feeling bad about it at this point [Music] but i can definitely relate to that because everyone wants something from you all the time and you feel it bad because you have to obviously prioritize certain things and it makes you feel like you are an [ __ ] for either shutting people out or whatever it is you gotta [Music] do [Music] i'm just collecting flowers no big deal with poop very nice i like it [Music] [Applause] [Music] it ain't so bad but i do think if there's ever a reason for me to not do youtube anymore it would just be for people to leave me alone yeah i think that makes sense [Music] i think i also need to make choices better [Music] i don't know if any of this makes sense i'm just having an internal monologue uh you should better be epic goddamn or else i'm telling 2018 kids hey hold up while i describe the flavor okay you tell me [Music] if that that's your thing or not where do i need to go we're learning the crap out of this [Music] did i not do this [Music] i don't know where to go [Music] oh yeah we're just collecting flowers i'm not going anywhere i forgot [Music] it's a great area great idea [Music] can i see how many flowers i have i have 91. how many was it 92 yeah there you go [ __ ] [Music] all right then [Music] [Music] okay we just need to go to the exit which is up here then i think we're ready for the last fight [Music] it just occurred to me imagine having to pull the hair out of the shower drain that felix has been using why are you thinking about that jim explain yourself [Music] i actually cleaned the shower drain today so that weighs me out even more than you said that [Music] there you go anger [Music] [Music] what is the quality [Music] explosive parts now [Music] now [ __ ] all right they do more damage then there you go marcelia [Music] will look lovely in the crazy sorry i lifted you before same time you're so conservatively sanders you're finally leaving that movie i know the feeling bro don't even stress it bro all right i click here i forgot okay uh what am i trying to do i'm trying to buy a time card and we're going here angelic voice acting for the way thank you oh my tiny hero yesterday you were bathing in a part of your own tears and today you wiped away the taste of old martial none of your hearts tremble in fear of the monsters of the underground's bog speed bug speed indeed [Music] thank you for having me let me conjure the spell i can feel the poop key being created this is so gross dude it is truly an unexpected feeling it comes hell all right uh because this one covers less of the screen you see more of this face you know me i'm so sorry please help me oh my god really they set me up with a trap right away oh god they're gonna spread now let's just go for it mate are there any traps i don't see fam try not to cringe either edition or not much cringe this year i actually i was on holiday so i didn't catch it but y'all y'all tell me if there was because i i don't know i don't see him there he is [Music] have you finished hanging these i'm pretty sure i finished every single ending of that i had so much fun playing hades that was like the best lockdown game i [Music] had that was close it was cringe city no way all right i'll check it out love me some good cringe thank you dina it's coming oh it's freeze time [ __ ] it's really nice to play this on pc i gotta say i thought it would be awkward but it works totally fine we definitely gonna explode here mate there's breath of the wild too they announced that that's my mom's favorite game the first one she's still playing she's still playing it even though she's beating it so many [Music] times she says she loves games that have a good feeling i mean it's a legit good game she ain't wrong though so i was like but mom you got to play animal crossing i think you love it and she's like no they sound so annoying when they speak i can't get past it [Music] he said exactly like that yet [Music] nope come back come back come back come back you're right i keep hearing that i know that's not what they're saying freeze [ __ ] [Music] wow i'm not sure where i'm going i should try and start dividing i don't think that's not her kind of games i don't know why i thought she would love the super mario the one on the switch what was called odyssey because i enjoyed that almost more than right through the while how is brighton don't even ask how dare you the only game my mom plays is mario kart hell yeah based mom is the game on mobile as well no the game is for mobile it's for android and ios i'm just emulating it which honestly works if you wanted to play it on pc [ __ ] this is easier to stream it this way instead of trying to set up a you know know how it is what's attacking me oh there it is oh god not these i hate them freeze balls [Music] next time you could show us your room on the youtube simulator what i don't understand [Music] [Applause] the freezes god bless it love it press the button i didn't catch e3 now i just watched that um elder ring whatever the [ __ ] it was called [Music] hmm [Music] room tour still waiting for another closet review you want to see all my black t-shirts that i have eggmaster i yo oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh [Music] oh [ __ ] i [ __ ] up where the hell am i going ah here we go i swear the poops are saying yoshi you're still on that come on it's poopy oh my lord oh freeze [Music] oh gosh oh it's going to poison all of them [ __ ] [Music] don't die oh no okay we got a lot of scrolls here nice getting ready for the last battle i have a lot of scrolls i can heal a lot i never have to poop again yeah i'm still planning for japan of course i'm like 99 percent oh i should just use extra fart on those of course of course there's nine plus 10 at 21. 21 like that it's a disaster mate [Applause] oh they're all gonna die i mean i don't have to go there actually it was a long time ago but wasn't their way to cure maybe i haven't gotten the upgrade [ __ ] we lost the fallen poop [Music] died oh hello oh my god they all got poison seriously where can i buy the stock market for this game want to buy it out and become king well i mean poop coins might take off next crypto we were talking about it who knows i think considering how much we got have you had any crazy dreams involving any games lately no but i had a really strangely comfortable dream [Music] what was it oh i uh everything it was like a weird dystopia i lived in where everything was super modern but also really old like the classic likes what's it called not cyberpunk where's the cyberpunk uh no it isn't what the [ __ ] is it called and i kept eating ice cream it was great great dream thanks for asking here we go [Music] i know your heart is thumping remember it doesn't matter what we're going to find on the other side i'm always with you thank you [Music] you're a real one uh it all comes down to this oh my god no not like this [ __ ] what the [ __ ] is that [Applause] is that what i think it is i don't i'm scared oh god take cover poops oh my lord we're gonna have to deal with these chief says oh no kill him kill him kill him you're strong you're brave oh god ill go oh god [Music] oh god damn it [Music] almost there it is oh god oh no i knew it wasn't over oh he's got a septic guy that son of a [ __ ] it's a gross avocado maybe you shall return to your pond of tears [Applause] [ __ ] you i mean non-copyright version kill him [Applause] kill him more dpas more poopy as i mean oh no we lost one kill [Applause] yes half a third okay one more let's go is there a shower level well maybe in chapter two coming up it's out i mean but [Music] that looks like testicles come on friends with your own excrement you disgust me oh no oh no [Applause] oh [ __ ] yeah i'm friends with my own [ __ ] problem xd oh there's trapped as well oh jesus oh god we're taking damage oh god oh i'm gonna die not like this at least they drop a lot of stuff jesus christ [Applause] there it is there it is mate oh god it's still alive [ __ ] come back ill poop oh my gosh i can't freeze them i'm almost dead [Applause] attack this thing then i like that sound not gonna lie get out of there no all my pumps are there i have one foot poop like you've never pooped come on baby oh attack [Music] i like that i like that i like that [Applause] oh [ __ ] oh my pups are dead oh that was so that was way too close okay now i gotta poop like a poop oh god [ __ ] this is difficult what the [ __ ] [Music] where is he attack [Music] come on i don't have any poops left [Music] no okay i'll i'll i'll spin so that's there that's covered there there's that okay i have one heart now and shitty poops are all my poops dead oh my [ __ ] god this is so difficult [Applause] okay i can't afford a good food for [ __ ] sake they're all dying [Applause] i died oh i didn't see that at all okay gamer face on zero that's come on zero then whenever i never get sealed dabs oh my god oh this is so difficult there it is there there i don't spin it good enough oh my god it's landing on me [Applause] yes i'll spin but give me zero damage there ready stop killing me stop oh my god he's gonna land on me i don't have time to poop there we go [Applause] got this all right we're going here i'm gonna freeze you i'm gonna poop oh god he's gonna land on me another poop another poop we need more poop more poop buff them attack almost we're so close jesus christ i have zero poops brows [Music] two poops three poops four poops five poops this is huge buff the poops charge [Music] zero dash i did the whole game [Music] boy [Applause] yeah hell forgive me for have been confused seems like evil samurai messed up my magic recipe please take this king which i crafted for you oh thanks bro [Music] thanks so much wow that was one hell of a battle ain't gonna lie oh my god it poisoned my poop goddammit here we go poopty was perplexed best voice acting he was about to face xamarin's malevolence and grounds would never be the same again malevolence i said it simply put the pooper key into the pooper hole and twisted it why am i laughing suddenly a gentle breeze blew the dirt away and a horrific truth was unearthed our heroes stood speechless at the wizards footstep not even a single fart what are the other ones am i laughing clear i didn't foresee the strength of the spam i changed some voice for him somehow there are three keyholes he sounds like a true smeagol and time itself but where they ask themselves none of them knew that in the west a new threat was rising its sinister hand so a real adventure was about to not real chapter two baby chapter two [Music] blind man from the swamp it begins [Music] we need more we will need two more tears to enter the terror head to the stinky swamp and find brian now oh the wisest of our goblin bits may be able to help us [Music] hey all right so we unlock chapter two here which is the new part of the game check out poopy it's free it's lit only free right lit early comes with a bottle oh all right that's it for today feeling lonely without a group and you can't go to the zoo need to go to the [ __ ] zoo i got don't be dumb but you and it with that bit like [Music] hell yeah check it out next time we'll do chapter two thanks for uh joining a bro rooney's bronies should i call you that bro rooney yes yes i'll call you that it's fun hanging out thanks for joining guys all the best until next time rufus oh yeah new yuzu i'm up

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Published: Wed Jun 16 2021