Pirates of The Caribbean: Dead Mans Chest | Canadian First Time Watching | Movie Reaction & Review

hey everybody and welcome to too many cooks too many cooks my name is this is George and this there's too many cooks are you trying to tell me something no no it's if you get it if you if you know you know you know sure I have no idea what any of I have no idea what's going on most the time don't worry about it uh yeah okay so I'm back at my home yeah uh I'm gonna be a little slow today because I am sick but uh yes I keep confusing this one with like apparently a more recent one that's also dead something that man tells no tale or dead men don't talk or whatever but dead people large the Caribbean I see dead people so uh Dead Man's Chest are we continuing with a curse from last one because I feel like the last one would have been Dead Man's Chest right because it was a chest oh yeah good call people holy [ __ ] George just broke Pirates Pirates of the Caribbean pirates is a very different type of movie what oh wait did she marry that guy no she he gave up remember he said well oh right or whatever yeah yeah but she doesn't seem happy oh did he get arrested on the wedding day I'd like for the groom to see the bright before the wedding you have no reason and no authority to arrest this man the warrant for the arrest of one William Turner you pirate one time arrest her wait what it's conspiring to set free a Man convicted of crimes against the crown and Empire punishment regrettably is also death pirate named Jack Sparrow captain [Laughter] Oh no let's go [Laughter] oh why does he look around with it like it's a like the submarine thingy a periscope yeah thank you some Titans since we did a speck of honest damaging what did the bird side much more better it is a drawing of a key [Laughter] so we're setting out to find whatever this key unlocks no so what purpose would be served in finding whatever need be unlocked without first having found the key what I'm not says you're not making any sense at all come on Snap to and make sale you know how this works no words like bones Hill for Jack Sparrow vote for us all by your efforts Jack Sparrow was set free you will offer what amounts to a full pardon Jack will be free Jack must find his place in the new world or perish the item in questions considerably smaller and far more valuable a compass um why is the rum always gone you keep drinking it [Laughter] there you go I love that because you like you don't know until you stand up you got the pullback I see I'm sorry for the part I played in the mute no it's wrong after that no please drop me down it's funny what a man will do the four stalls final judgment you made a deal with him too Jack is that Stellan sarsgard I think so yeah drag the Pearl back to the depths that you along with it leg spawn okay another person or you are dead this time yeah so he's marked for yeah oh a hundred years service or something on his ship yeah [Laughter] run so if he like leaves his hat something is bad huh [Laughter] oh does it because of the hats cursed object essentially it was like CFT oh nope nothing like sea of Thieves we must find our own Avenue to secure your freedom it would risk your life to save sparrows does not mean that he would do the same for anyone else it's fair point I went for these bars I'd have you already [Laughter] they're both so pretty wait till you hear about where babies come from governor oh my what's wrong the beach is right there that's pretty cool yeah is the whole crew dead Jumanji [Music] oh of course he became the king of the tribe whatever I can honestly say I'm glad to see you yeah [Laughter] [Applause] oh harboring's passage to England the captain is a friend of mine Beckett has offered one party only one I can ensure a fair trial for Willing future oh where is she oh no doubt you've discovered that loyalty is no longer the currency of the realm I'm afraid currency is the currency of the realm yes I'm listening intently you sent will to get you the compass owned by Jack Sparrow you think the compass leads only to the eel de merch I care not for cursed as Tech goal making great efforts to ensure Jack Sparrow's freedom oh these guys he's reading it upside down glad you know it won't Divine Providence what inspired you to be clever you know you can't read it's the Bible you get credit for trying oh wow I'm salvaging his saving you know speaking yeah where's the rest of the Jags crew did they get eaten that's what I'm guessing because the parrot don't eat me yeah yeah those toast yeah yeah yeah oh God okay cannibal tribes no gross and they intend to do him the honor of releasing him from his fleshy prison uh well we can't just sit here and wait then can we My Boogie stick will snickle too sweet come on oh my God okay Rebecca [Laughter] a little seasoning you know besides like having a fire lit underneath you that doesn't look very uncomfortable we all could use a little bondage every once in a while okay you work together gee I wonder which cage Will Survive the one with the lead actors or the one with a generic room stop [Applause] oh no okay it was beside the fire though not on the fire oh yeah oh no oh no oh yeah there you go [Music] oh my God oh okay at least it broke yeah [Laughter] giant fruit shish kebab s [Laughter] sure oh no the weights the weights no [ __ ] [Laughter] okay how is he not dead I won't leave without him here he goes oh always remember is the day that you all know [Laughter] there comes a time when one must take responsibility for one's mistake we have a need to travel up River a resolution unusing date okay how much do you know about Davey Jones not much yeah it's kind of stabilism I've heard of Davey Jones before but I have no idea he's just like a famous pirate right he both fancy the dress and you just have to share and we're one after the other the ghost of a lady widowed before her marriage I figure it out a virgin too lately is not throw the dress overboard and we hope the spirit follows it uh how awesome positions start superstitious goats and it's got the best of you I want you to search the ship and find her she's probably naked a fearsome creature with giant tentacles suction your face clean on but he said Leviathan earlier okay but is that is the Leviathan like a category of things I thought they were like more dragony things depending on which mythology you're going with yeah I guess do you know when I go way back Ricky's leaves [Laughter] everyone has such gross teeth in this movie yeah you want to know me a bit annoying here God I love the set it's so cool yeah an undead monkey that's been pissing everyone off yeah no decompass your batter from me cannot lead you to this Jack's Barrow does not know what to want okay so the the compass points to what you want what Vex is all thumbs the dichotomy of Good and Evil a woman yeah a woman a woman what exactly did into the chest you couldn't literally put his heart in the chest he said you can't Ultima let me see your hand [Laughter] I love it the little superstitious stuff it's a jar of dirt oh my God if you don't want it give it back if he says Jack Sparrow sent me to settle his debt doesn't that mean that he has to work on the ship for so like you should not say that oh what oh okay oh oh my God that would be the smelliest crew ever oh do you feel today will your sins punished do you not fear death join my crew and postpone the Judgment oh well sir Jeepers that is an amazing character design yes pretty cool Jack Sparrow sent me to settle his dad and solely attempted to accept that offer oh okay okay you've been captain of the Black Pearl for 13 years establish my proposal is sent in principle now we're just haggling over prize okay [Laughter] you should be married dividing him from her and her from him right because of his own story can you condemn an innocent man a friend yep I'm good with it and how do you intend to harvest these 99 souls in three days prisoners ew [Music] still 99 people what was that [Music] oh [Laughter] what's that over there [Laughter] including those four that gives us four I chased a man across the seven seas oh that's what's his face that's the the guy that Elizabeth was gonna marry the voice oh the Commodore yeah yeah no not anymore weren't you listening you haven't said where you're going or should I just kill you now [Laughter] it's a hell of a town come on who's fast I'm doing that myself hey don't forget to check out our patreon for these exclusives and now back to the movie oh [ __ ] it's the Phantom of the Opera the tortured artist oh wait they're both just that's so far my duty I'll take it off with you now such an act of Charity that's my son Yoda she will feel it staying here for the person's hand the family reunion I was hoping for no the boat surprised himself on cleaning flesh from both so I'm to understand what you did with an act of compassion oh my God so the captain has the key where is the chest who will has been press ganged into Davey Jones's crew the captain of the Flying Dutchman you smell funny Jack is that what you really want first oh right okay so you're just using everyone you don't actually believe him do you unique here having the meaning of broke it points to the thing you want most oh man I would love to mm-hmm take a look at that we have our headache finally like what if she was just thinking about will only and that it points to where he is it the two goals meet right that's why he's saying yeah in order to find it and the key is on Davy Jones the captain holds the key that's what the guy said right and will is with the captain so it's the same location Justice will be dispensed by Cannon Aid and Cutlass and your loyalty to the East India Trading Company so you see myself every man has a price he will willingly accept but your bet includes all the dice not just your own so many crew member can be challenged why anyone I challenge Davey Jones I wonder if this ship survives for 200 years whatever and beats the Red October who would win I want this how do you know the key you can still walk away oh look at the there's an eel inside the guy that guy's torso there's a lot of things on a lot of people here oh I'm in matching his wager it's your big captain four four fives seven five welcome to the crew of twelve fives call me a liar and you will spend an eternity on this [ __ ] he just wanted to know where everyone oh I love it all the little things like respond to it there's no way they should make a game of operation but with this setting oh no you helped me what more can they do to me that's so sad I'll find a way to Sarah Jones is hold on you I promise I think stolen sarsgard is one of my favorite actors he can do no wrong she does so much with so like without having to go over the top of his Expressions yeah yeah but it's so emotional oh yeah Will strikes a deal for these and upholds it with honor you were the one standing here with the Christ commission is a privateer on behalf of England uh as I said persuade me there was a time when I would have given anything with you to look like that while thinking about me so you never wondered how your latest fiance ended up on the Flying Dutchman in the first place not only is that guy covered in [ __ ] he still has to stir it too hmm good one George oh wait what she now wants him that ship's been spotted Carlos she isn't flying any oh you well watched us let no joyful voice be hard the Kraken I thought that was the anchor but I guess it's like something to call the mother carries tickets what happened apparently it's pronounced Kraken nah oh [ __ ] oh funny Orlando Bloom fought something similar outside of the minds of mordia oh I hate suction cups oh my God holy [ __ ] that looks so cool it was so terrifying but oh oh the mouse what oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my God oh what does it look the holy [ __ ] no right back on board no no you just hide oh he's not here he must have been climbed by the Sea bring one of the survivors there are no survivors to play holy [ __ ] that's awesome all right or hold the ship doesn't go underwater Oh Yeah my tremendous intuitive since the female creature informs me that you are trouble I could in fact before me Marriott you will come over to my side I know it you seem very certain you long to do what you want to do because you want it you won't be able to resist why doesn't your compass work my compass works fine it happens to a lot of men when they're stressed curiosity you're going to want it what it tastes like Disney my goodness [Music] I'm saving me strength but when it comes crotlins there it's pronounced in the original Scandinavian a crack and sponsor of that Kraken yeah I was surprised by it's its mouth I thought it would have been like a beak sort of thing [Music] what if he's just standing on top and it certainly doesn't show you what you want most they're here down then oh yeah is will still on board is it actually it though I mean the lock is a heart foreign people are always surprised a pair of them strapped to my feet but I do owe you thanks Jack you do it was a lie pretty much don't let you do that will you what I thought that's why who's to call his terrible Beastie off the hunt hey Ray just a free roaming so does it turn them back it just frees their bond that's it right I intend to free my father I hope you're here to see it I can't let you do that I knew you'd warm up to me eventually [Laughter] I thought that Jack Sparrow also wanted to stab the heart got the chest [Music] wants to chest for herself don't it I think he's trying to settle some unresolved business tricks him and his twice cursed pirate father if we was any kind of decent we'd remove Temptation from their path hahaha [Laughter] I like pirate Keira Knightley just like every fight in public there's someone in the background yelling stop it [Music] [Laughter] oh [ __ ] skeleton gang versus fish gang oh I don't know man I mean skeleton gang is a more portal until recently right so like yeah it was so yeah the fish tank's also Immortal oh yeah I guess they are I think maybe fish gang would win [Laughter] oh this choreography is great dude excuse me if I killed the man who ruined my life be my guest so whose fault is it really he's right Jesus no [Laughter] how did they do this just full cartoon I love it [Laughter] [Music] [Laughter] oh my God what a mess oh my God I wonder if they were like oh since it like started from a ride why don't we make things like ride like just the one guy [Laughter] I need help I need them what he's Chinese oh my God [Music] okay so they think they're carrying the right thing meanwhile yeah she has all the cars still rolling in the thing right that's amazing that is amazing okay oh don't wait for me actually we respect this final wish I shall pry the chest away from your cold here you go I'm good too hard hey fish face fish face come to negotiate hey have you your slimy get I got a job guess what's inside it I'll disturbing they have cannons at the front of the ship oh that's amazing it seems a reasonable place to put one yeah I know yeah like I don't I why don't we see that more often Against the Wind the wind yeah but what about the Kraken nah I feel like he wouldn't send the Kraken on them if they have his heart but he doesn't know that that's why he's shooting right no no he's doing it he's doing it if we can outrun how we can take her we should turn and fight where's the thumbs up oh the northern take it I thought he just pocketed the it's not a wreath yeah but he get away from the right yeah [Music] we'll hit it hit it oh I think we've held fire long enough [Music] oh God just chunks that looks so good pull the plates on gunpowder six bottles then load the rub blasphemy [Laughter] may God have mercy on ourselves of course I you know sorry to say this but he is the worst captain oh absolutely like just so selfish every man for himself to be fair if I'm fighting a kraken oh yeah I would leave as well I would definitely reckon uh yeah yeah yeah he can't just let his ship but it's hovering midair what would that do no yeah they just need to get him to eat it oh God yeah I don't know what it would do if it's in the air like that oh [ __ ] oh and there goes the rifle oh there's back okay oh gross wow they did a really good job at like burning off the the Kraken meat that was crazy we just made it Angry yeah we're not out of this yet oh wow he's right we have to head for land so he did come back for people and not just a ship abandoned ship wow abandoned shipper abandoned hope you came okay oh [ __ ] oh no oh my God wow is there time oh holy [ __ ] I'm not sorry and will saw yeah the wrong second of a three second event oh okay but once you're gone just explain and everything will be fine right she doesn't know he saw oh that's true that's true break your thumb dislocate your thumb and it supposedly smells really bad no oh my God oh my God I'm gonna be sick look how bad it smells so bad okay not so bad just some cracking phlegm ew holy [ __ ] that's bad as hell but he's dead he's so dead totally [ __ ] oh yeah that was awesome oh open the chest I need to see it one of the ships did pick up a man adrift you see if you intend to claim these and you must have something to trade the heart of Davey Jones so even though Norrington you know did messed up our guys I do like this version of him better than the first movie hmm roguish not so by the book because he got a tan and a bit of a beard maybe yeah with a loose hair but I guess that honest streak finally won out it was a gentleman unfortunately was a good man she thinks she misses him what would any of you be willing to do would you see him to the ends of the Earth and Beyond hi and haunted Shores had worlds in oh at World's End that's one of the titles was the pub who knows what it does oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] hey it's Apple oh we're supposed to leave it running till the end oh okay did you stop no no with the success of the first one yeah they're like they're making two movies we made yeah they made plans for for more than that's cool okay so the crew yeah first of all the CGI definitely evolved a lot since the first movie whether it's budget or just like Tech Improvement yeah um but it looks significantly better well like the so Davey Jones in particular like all of his stuff looked amazing it looks really tangible like you can feel it yeah because in the first one the Skeleton Crew it looked really cool but you can tell that it was like separated from the environment it was clearly yeah I guess yeah but I'll see you characters yeah the the fish crew is just like sloppier you know like like the bones the bones can only be bones but the with the fish you could have so many different things and like the Skeleton Crew had a lot of stuff too like they had a lot of like Trinkets and loose hanging clothes and cloths and oh that's true yeah random bits trinkets but these guys yeah there's a lot more like moving Parts too I can't get over like the eel like slithering out of that guy's torso and then coming back in it yeah or that guy in the in the in the quote-unquote basement that just Blends back into the wall oh it's crazy like when he like moved his head his brain his brain stuck in there I was like oh God very very cool he's just part of the furniture now yeah oh man so Barbosa's back and he's going to be the crew or the the captain yeah that's what it sounded like so then that means they're gonna re- rehash that uh who gets the ship then I guess right when when Jack Sparrow comes back and then two captains fight against Davey Jones um okay okay I'm yeah I'm very curious like we still have to save Will's dad and then they need to um will and Elizabeth need to make up and then he needs to get married and then then Barbosa and Jack Sparrow can fight over the black pearls get married and then get married have all the apples all the time I think that that is a wrap on this episode of cinebinge thank you everyone for 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Length: 37min 5sec (2225 seconds)

Published: Wed Nov 02 2022