Phil Dunphy’s funniest moments season 4

Clive Bixby what a sexy surprise quick question hmm did it hurt when you fell from heaven because you so I'm gonna come in again is there anything else you need for your procedure I think I'm supposed to have ice cream actually I don't I'm sorry is it of a sect to you or a vasectomy you could have ice cream Thanks I want to quit magic what I'm not really interesting anymore but I don't think dad's gonna be happy Oh sweetheart don't worry about disappointing your father he only wants you to do it if you want to do it tell you what I will talk to dad whoa dad that sounds serious don't do drugs stay in school Luke wants to quit magic that's not happening well see you guys at dinner why are there giant lollipops all over the front yard and why do they taste so bad because they're made out of cardboard mouth-breather hey the world needs more dreamers Luke never stop working things I know it's what I mean I'm not even scary I literally almost scared the life out of a man you literally scared a little saliva and a little urine out of him that happens to me every time I see a monkey wearing people clothes I was plenty scary I used professional-grade makeup that's the point Claire it was overkill you're the kind of person who can be twice as scary without wearing any makeup I you don't get to be 2-time non-consecutive district salesman of the year without thinking inside the box that's right I said inside you know why cuz while everyone's chasing each other around outside the box you know what the box is empty okay now be careful I don't want you to crash oh I don't want the bike all scratched up and don't be nervous people make mistakes when they're nervous I'm not nervous I have that bigger hogs in this between my legs he really ought to run things through his head first I'm so hungry I don't know how long I'm gonna be out of here I got a rash in my food I said no tomatoes I'm not gonna lie sometimes it bothers me how calm Phil is under pressure it's like like I'm the one who's overreacting that's good let it out I'm going to kill you disgusting what are you wearing what what's wrong with it honey you are fighting for your future in front of a disciplinary committee not entertaining the Secret Service in Legally Blonde l won her case because she was true to herself and dressed cute Haley this is real life not an excellent movie and we have liftoff yellow house of the future Phil you have two whole days to yourself please tell me you're not gonna spend them trying to wire the house to your iPad no cuz I've already done it I think when you get home you're gonna be very surprised to see that this house has an actual functioning brain in it great great now go out and see some friends I'm headed out now I have a third showing at that colonial cam gave me a free pass to his gym I am not too bright I am Tim honey if you could hear yourself promise me I'll go outside and play miss you too Phil Dunphy this is the year 2025 welcome you're the first one here listen I want to give you some advice do it fast she's gonna be late work hard keep your eye on the ball stay focused never check it out Mitchell Mitchell yeah I was pretty ticked off that Mitchell double-crossed my double-cross and then he stopped taking my calls and so I sent him the following carefully worded text you suck Mitchell I am serious I have overseen lots of projects in our home I oversaw the remodel of our bathroom under budget right Phil yeah it was a little disappointing min and go for the butt washing toilets you can wash your own butt for free well that's not the same so this is how it is we're going for a minute you guys throw a party no just texted mom we're having good times movies works every time so this is a regular thing no you know the drill turn off the music everybody who I did not create get out of my house right now I always wondered who'd be lucky enough to marry the beautiful Claire Pritchett uh-huh no luck involved hombre she saw she like she got pregnant she had to honey I wish we'd know yeah we got a dinner thing with the flenders sons okay you don't have to stay and those aren't even real people sorry I panicked it gets stuck between the flemings and the Henderson why would you take that now she knows I'm thinking about her smiley face oh my god stop now we can only screw it up from here please you're in the hands of the master I think I know how to pick up a 14 year old girl for you that's when it hit me my daughters know nothing about home care and maintenance I don't want them to be dependent it's up to me to show them what a modern self-sufficient woman looks like yeah plus the car is doing something funny and there's a light on the dashboard that looks like a little genie lamp my kids are helpless but maybe that's okay because yours from now when they have their own houses they'll call me on their hologram phones and say help me dad you're my only hope and I'll be the happiest father in Sector seven or sector twelve if we're doing really well they'll talk to your children all right everybody listen up Haley you're not quitting you're resigning it sounds better no Alex you have all of spring break to lock yourself in your room and study and Luke coffeepot is a non-starter but I do like the idea of popcorn kernels in the paint Fator so they sell flip stop talking step away from the children is everything I made at the boutique last week I'm not gonna have any money left for me should have thought of that before you got thrown out of school you live here you pay rent it used to be fun used to be what oh yeah at college keeps asking me to hand him all of the instruments she wants me to act like a nervous now it sounds like a date in Haley's life okay before you say no no you haven't even seen it yet I'm sticking with no it's for Luke's career day I thought it offered the kids a chance to put their face on my body I just heard a tooth I never do the few things that I don't really do that good but I'm a natural teacher but I'm going to look stupid Gloria trust me as long as you're standing next to me you will not look stupid team Dunphy on three one two that's right we got a lot to do honey what are you doing home so early I quit that man is a complete Pig he treated me like a servant show me absolutely no respect I'm so sorry you deserve better than that I do Oh so what's for dinner I feel like you heard me wrong I said what's for dinner and I can still achieve a full on Saturday what we had a nice little moment here we don't have many of those I think I'm gonna commemorate it okay all right so sit up straight hey no no the arms down better arms down oh yeah yeah yeah that's right relax there you go perfect I get a copy oh there'll be a lot of copies oh great

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Length: 7min 33sec (453 seconds)

Published: Mon Jul 22 2019