Modern Family - Best Mitch and Cam Moments (Season 2)

[Music] every home-improvement project that we've undertaken has been a near-death experience make the appetizer if an accident does happen I hope he kills me because I don't think I would be a very inspiring disabled person what the hell Mitchell did them yes yes Mitchell did it who's the [ __ ] now [ __ ] honey it looks beautiful well yeah because when you two were inside enjoying a little Tea Party I was out here out here getting stuff done I'm sorry we shouldn't have underestimated you you know he's stuck in there right oh yeah uh hey kid cam and I are gonna go crack a couple cold ones you want to join us no no you you know I'm just gonna stay here and get some stuff done but get you two ladies enjoy your light beers hey I'm pretty proud of myself ready okay what do you think I like it you don't love it no I do I love it as much as you love the other ones okay hmm it's beautiful Gloria just like my Mitchell oh good you're back I need you to help settle a spat between our blacksmith that chimney-sweep be nice it took me 20 minutes to find my opera cloak Isis I can't believe you didn't have to rents any of that oh please do you know how many times has paid for itself has it you might be comfortable with all this lying but I'm not oh please where was all this conscience when I got us into the first-class lounge at the airport and you chewed Angela Lansbury's ear off you know what you are you're like a mob wife you look down at me and my ways but you're happy to wear the mink coat that fell off the back of the truck who's a ma boy oh ma boy I'm sorry I couldn't hear you I'm a mob wife so cam has started working out again which is it's it's great he's feeling good about himself and I want it to be healthy so it is all good except for one thing there maybe there's a person in this world who looks good in bike shorts but my boyfriend is not that person he gets incredibly sensitive about even the tiniest comment concerning his physique hey I think I'm gonna take this spin class tomorrow morning oh sure oh my god message received I didn't say anything the deal was to get camp to take off the bike shorts but guess what he is still in the stupid bike shorts can I call you back but you're this amazing looking guy and I am NOT amazing I wouldn't change anything no you should know that every day I wake up very grateful to have you in my life I'm the one who got lucky handsome maybe I just don't show it enough I think a white mother black child so what Louise Asian we're gay in the school admissions poker game we're the winning hand oh honey sorry My partner Kavita [Music] disabled interracial lesbians with an African kicker did not see that coming what sets you apart um well my white man name is Tucker I am 1/16 Cherokee ready for child to soar like eagle Oh God the tribe elders foretold that though I lay with fire haired man The Giving Hawk would bring us baby with her skin the color of sweet corn which my people call maize well knowledge is her sustenance like so much maize which you'll remember beans corn what if I was a single dad calm down did you bring in the dry cleaning from last night are you really about the dry clean oh I have suits in the trunk look at that yesterday's lazy cures today's crazy yes thank you I wouldn't expect you to understand us you're not theater folk and either you you did Godspell one summer in a barn your barn folk get used to that jealousy Lily ordinary people just don't understand this hello I dropped your phone I was here when it happened okay that's all right I can't I just can't when you have to try I once almost slap my own fears to stop me from embarking on a relationship and I would have lost the love of my life you can hang on hang on hang on I'll have you down in a jiffy hold on tight nails I don't know be comfortable what what is going on [Music] it's a flashmob we saw it on YouTube remember if you can get together and choreograph big dance number we should go that this is how here no this is joyful Mitchell you of all people [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] okay so this is why I was rushing around I thought that it was harmless but I would never want to make you uncomfortable barb it's my fault too so we're okay yes yes of course I think because I couldn't live with myself as things stayed weird between us a cam cam well we got it all worked out sweetie oh great let me get my camera okay that's not necessary huh no not biting she's teething on people all right she starts biting her playdates she's gonna be a pariah piranha here's one thing you should never do don't bite Taylor or Brandon or sue because people people aren't your friends we'll run away if they're scared of being sued and as a side note private parts are private Mitchell there's a stranger in her hot tub oh is it you do know what stranger means don't you oh my god oh my god how long has he been there I saw him exactly one second before you you know everything I know okay I'm calling 9-1-1 I'm getting my bad maybe we're overreacting yeah he could have a very good we should at least say hello it's only polite oh really what about but yet Rachel I'd love to go but yet I don't feel like parking it's either but or yet not both you're lucky no one's kicked your butt yet what about Thomas you wrote him off because he serves a salad after the meal which by the way is very common in Europe a part of Europe is he from pretentious tan what you know what I'm looking for he's a very nice guy that's not it sorry I made a snap judgment still not it you were right there she is yes yes it's true I had girlfriends quite a few actually I too took my fair share of ladies to the hen house literally I did take them to the NS that's the only place she could get some privacy on a farm really well Reid eats well with these girls Eames oh well there was no leaf or bush so Betty Rizzo Eliza Doolittle yeah these are characters from musicals you're so gay you can't even think of real girls names Kim MacAfee that's a real lie by birdy mmm are you okay yeah yeah well you don't just tell your partner you may have a baby with someone else and expect them to go back to eating a delicious and inventive meal like it's nothing mm-hmm but even if he is mine it doesn't change anything between us social I need to have my reaction mm-hmm if you would have told me 10 years ago that I would be living with someone and raising a beautiful baby girl I would have said you were crazy but here we are and you and Lily are the best things that have ever happened to me so if you're telling me there's another kid how can that be anything but good he is completely unaware of how absolutely adorable he is okay well thank you but I am aware when someone has a crush on me and he does not have a crush on me does Broderick have a crush YES on someone he frequently sees at the office yes does that man have red hair and a beard no but his boyfriend does it's being the crushes on me this is you oh did I evaluate you oh yes did you put an extra tiramisu in here maybe Ryan again I just like coming here I tell you if you were single Oh Ryan Saturday night were having dinner with pepper Longinus and Crispin they're our gay friends I think that was clear I've been spending a lot of time with a lot of straight people lately and darlin I needed a night with my homies you mean homos so we've been dropping by unannounced to you know casually assess our candidate not all of our candidates know that that's true we do not drop by Missouri it's Missouri no one from Missouri would say Missouri I'm so sorry Hey oh hey what are you doing home yeah I bailed on yoga oh yeah yeah Oh Oh could you go to the mailbox and get me and then why can't I just come in you can I just Cameron what look at me I am what did you do I am home alone for a lot of hours Carmen Miranda I just wanted a couple before the holes closed up Oh Cameron I just hit one with me really quick okay all right hey one for daddy whoa there's nothing gays hate more than when people treat us like women we're not we don't want to go to your baby shower we don't have a time of the month we don't love pink you love no pink loves me excuse me can I throw a ball you don't you don't think I can throw a ball no no nice no apparently this gentleman doesn't think I can throw a ball Wow this already said you don't think I could throw a ball let's find out only guy he looks old Oh kept hand sorry I've seen cattle I've seen hogs I've seen goats I've even seen the three-legged really Mitchell I could have decide now it makes sense it's a Pritchett thing help me tell me what to say ok how about this you are the prettiest smartest funniest girl in the sixth grade I know you're only 11 but I can't stop thinking about you I've loved talking to you online I think we should become boyfriend and girlfriend but no it's not what you think I'm talking to a little boy

Channel: The SITuation COMpilation

Views: 912,491

Keywords: Mitchell Prittchett, Jesse Tyler Ferguson, Cameron Tucker, Eric Stonestreet, Modern Family, Best Moments, Funny, Funniest moments, Highlights, Sitcom, Comedy Series, TV, TV Show, Season 2

Id: u6bw4G3_KzE

Length: 12min 54sec (774 seconds)

Published: Mon Oct 07 2019