Pewdiepie playing Minecraft, Geoguesser and Valhiem with Dave and Ken

[Music] so yo we're live no it's here [Music] boom [Music] so [Music] oh hey people [Music] what's up how y'all doing today [Music] chat's going wild [Music] i'm good [Music] no complaints [Music] so [Music] sorry i just realized i forgot to check my emails before i went live we're good [Laughter] what's up guys watching my old walking dead play through damn that was different times wasn't it all right today's lineup minecraft maybe some valham with dave if it's up for it maybe some game with ken if he's up for it i definitely want to do geoguessr again because that was really fun um and i also really want to play ballerina because i like the game it's fun that's a good wind down we got a plane that's the plane you look who it is it's me don't no no i'm in the shower can't watch what the [ __ ] [Music] you bought the chair felt felt so great dude i've been seeing all this slander on tick tock where people are like don't buy the gamer chair buy that this one instead the gamer chair doesn't feel comfortable yeah maybe if you get a cheap one it doesn't feel comfortable i never sit in a chair more comfortable than this never it's like sitting on air like a cloud it's like a cloud in your ass love it plus now we also have i mean the attachment doesn't get better than this you hear me i have such a shitty cheap camera i really couldn't care less about stabbing it but i also need it so [ __ ] sake no that ain't right [Music] sure [Music] got some counter vibes here shoot [ __ ] i'm once again trying to tell my homie wrist to let his girlfriend pancake what the [ __ ] [Music] bruh [Music] looking [ __ ] yeah we up here we in here should we start with your guest sir or start with minecraft boom we start with minecraft we're right here baby say hey everyone's had a bonky [Music] oh it's night let's get some cds nailed it [ __ ] my audio's all though [Music] if i can adjust it and not die [Music] all right creepers come at me with all your strength those are the old discs music is live keep forgetting i lower the volume on my [ __ ] headphones and then it's come super loud god damn it come on creeper hello this way follow me sir all your dreams and hopes over here follow me this way right this way you're doing great just follow me this way no shortcuts no short i said no shortcuts [ __ ] you can idiot you idiot you fool you're full and your scoundrel you will never amount to anything in life [ __ ] you piece of [ __ ] no shortcuts you [ __ ] why is this hard to trap him i never had a problem creeper [ __ ] oh my [ __ ] god all right creepers turn oh he's stuck i didn't notice kill him murder him make him cry that's a bit high kill ham thank you stitch in the mac oh what did we get what do we get another creeper hey sherp again get out of here don't get me wrong it's a bomb ass track but i mean we want creeper on me excuse me oh my god excuse me graduating university soon well all great for you that's amazing you all grown up chirp again no wait blocks i never heard that sick what am i doing stop shooting me you order the phone case yeah they did super well you guys like phone cases you should because they're the best check this [ __ ] out i'm actually told not to promote it because we sold too many don't buy the phone case guys and they need to be able to ship out on time did he just get trapped oh it's a wrong guy that's creeper creepers i want creepers come on creeper oh man let's get it come on where's your creeper buddies there you are vibe thanks for the vibe man what are you getting from the creepers oh oh i get to teach you guys will i release the headsets again honestly i don't know what's going on with a um if a skeleton archer shoots a creeper they always drop a disc it's like this really weird random [ __ ] um so i'm trying to jesus christ set them up in my little trap shoot him drop my phone with your case about 20 times it works guys trust me [ __ ] oh it's already bright all right what a green one which one is that again cat i like cat yes another one let's get it no shortcuts thank you don't come here yet your time will come trust can you aim where the hell do they come from there we go blocks again oh no no no no dang it at least they don't burn up that's actually good for once maybe the planets are too big or too close well i can't move them further away they're literally as tall as they can be and they're as small as it can be as well so that's that does not work at all my dude all right last one what do we get purple maul hey we got two new ones sweet sick why do i have one random mashed potato look i'll show you this is the smallest circuit you can make with making it symmetric since that one has many in it it can actually be smaller god and i just did some random shapes on the other ones because i thought it'd be cool damn look at this [ __ ] i'm [ __ ] lag dude i need to remove some forms swear to god bless my computer so uh all right let's jam it up we got mole and blocks which one first i'm thinking i'm thinking blocks wait didn't i already have blocks i need to get rid of all the copies i already have blocks a small that i didn't have or did i i have them all i like it what is this okay how many disks are there in total oh you can't hear it that's strange how's that how's that [Music] 13 and i have 6 9 eleven so we're missing two did i count that right six nine big step apparently you're getting a bastion is that correct oh yes [Music] so i'm just missing one more from the regular creepers which one i don't know sure [Music] no wait i'm only missing pigstep then no way i already had blocks [ __ ] dang it you want to see the seaters burn you actually don't get to see them burn they just die buy cds what's 11 again it's a weird one what the [ __ ] is this i'm gonna get demonetized [Music] install the sexy one yeah oh yeah this makes me want to build a creeper [Music] sex dungeon uh-huh yeah oh yeah hold on my camera's all i look so tiny it's not better sure this makes me want to freak a creeper uh huh [Music] melohee hello how do i play that [Music] [Music] whoa everyone happy now milo is the best really well i better pick up then can you do stereo i'm not feeling this at all happy birthday jd i don't have pig stead i get in here i want to see if i can do something okay it will work okay oh wait i just want to see if you can dispense them in because then you can make a redstone and have stereo speakers if they play at the same time right let's see what just happened doesn't work what a shame does it work with uh something else perhaps um hopper maybe my automatic music system anyway let's head out uh we're gonna go to a [ __ ] spruce forest today i should actually prepare if i need to go let's bring some bones for no reason whatsoever oh that's great easy that's awesome i also need [Music] unleash just in case [Music] maybe i'll need a name tag just in case just in case you never know heading out [Music] it's gonna remember where the [ __ ] to go i don't know there's a spruce somewhere it's it's this way hey look it's chicken you made it give me one reason why i should let you live you look cute okay fine i'm not sure if it's this way to be honest i don't know isn't this my end portal actually [Applause] [Music] yes it is hold up give me one reason why you should live huh huh fine come on this way no is it super laggy for me it's not like it but i just looked at obs and it looks terrible what the [ __ ] is happening is it but if i do like this it's like choppy yeah it's awful okay is it this portal we're used to your quality thanks wait what the [ __ ] is this portal oh wow we're here [Music] hey this is where i almost died one time long long long ago this is not the portal i wanted let's assert our dominance here but look at that oh bless do you think that town is still ah under raid jesus christ guys this is where we got our first jargon [Music] let's see what happened to the town actually [Music] it goes this way [Music] yeah oh it's still oh the rain is going on let's come back and save their asses [Music] [Laughter] they're under attack i've come back stronger than ever before and i've come to save you guys we talked about this [Music] what are you gonna do huh what are you gonna do huh [Music] we got that country volume while we're oh no all right it's done god i hate them ah they're so annoying oh and baby zombies on top of it nice and a creeper jesus christ [Music] [ __ ] okay i should sleep before i kill the last one i want to deal with all this [Music] any bed [Music] get out of here there's no monsters [Music] jesus christ okay maybe there were a couple [Music] all right hey you're alive it's a miracle all right next raid is starting don't die i will try this is my little setup where are they coming from do you guys remember me being here there we go took him out quick nice oh he's still summoning them oh your friends are killing you bro [Music] got em just die bro oh my god there's more god i hate them nice what's going on here whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa let's relax too much damage i don't like it found you so much [ __ ] grass everywhere come on get it out of here so i hear the bell over there does that mean they come from there it seems like it it's not a wrath on top of him that's not good oh that's another one [ __ ] he's summoning [ __ ] i'm dead i'm dead i'm actually dead oh this is actually bad i think i'm gonna head out this is actually really [ __ ] bad i'm kind of panicking oh god i could die i could die we killed them from air air support by [ __ ] i missed [Music] oh sick i need those how many arrows do i have 26. are you shooting me push back to [ __ ] god the [ __ ] workers are so fast i hate them whoops push push who hit me where i'm trying to save this goddamn shitty city man all right i'm going in i changed my mind for real what's hitting me what's hitting me oh god this is over it's over i don't know what's hitting me kill the cat it will give me strength please can't i'm out what the [ __ ] was i wearing the elytra it's not worth it we got a spruce forest here this is why we actually came i just gotta remember where the [ __ ] i am hold up what is that oh whoa [ __ ] this city [ __ ] all of y'all one day i'll save their asses one day because the portal is there white euro again hold on we're gonna get a drink and a snack and i'll bear back uh hey what's up fragen what's up that was fast yeah i didn't wanna i don't have time to make a g fuel damn this is good okay you can't be a member in relationship [ __ ] oh my god not golden carrots sorry you ate my golden couch sven when where are you it's been so long man nowhere to be found is that a chicken sheep or sven oh sheep god damn it sorry guys i'll take some we can find banked if not anything oh my god there's a packer swing holy [ __ ] a whole pack of fans my god i've never seen this i've never seen this many of them in one spot the whole family all right but which one is the real one whoever approaches me first is the real sven will the real sven please stand up is it you or you he approached me he totally approached me you saw it where'd he go which one was it [ __ ] guys it's getting dark was it you who was it [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] who wants to sleep with me come on don't be shy look i got i got all kinds of treats on me all right good enough hey love me yeah boy yeah boy all right we're going to bed yeah boy let's go hold up yeah yeah look at you look at you yeah [Music] nice oh [ __ ] maybe i'll need one come on let's go back home shall we or or that way sure but our house is that way sen come on i need to see how well you are trained let's find some enemies and murder them i know how strong you are you're the strongest dog alive all right we're going back home baby it lagged oh so you didn't see what happened okay good that's probably for the better you with me boy okay sven you see those cows murdered them killed them all this is no longer vegan play-through son kill them [ __ ] i'm too strong uh what if i just hit him once kill him sven yeah yeah yeah yeah go yeah yeah [ __ ] you cow dude you're the best i love you kill this one too kill him yeah look angry boy angry yeah yeah let's go let's go backwards backwards nice trick shot another snack oh look at this one he's frozen in fear kill it yeah yeah whoo attaboy nice got some snow here all right let's head back secure base basement basement llamas he dodges a spit he took one spit damage that's all right why am i lagging watch out for that lava sven kill him kill him murder him team kill team kill teamwork nothing can stop us sven we're too strong all right watch out for the lava oh that's awesome rinser thank you very much okay where the [ __ ] is my home i didn't go that deep did i oh i'm actually kind of lost like what the [ __ ] is the quality really bad what ha what happened with the lag i think it's over here i'll never go exploring randomly so i'm kind of not prepared for this i should have brought a compass maybe this mountain will whoa what a mountain okay i have an idea so when you stay here and then i'll look for clues okay is that another village that's another village god damn it how [ __ ] big is this spruce for us i didn't go that deep i barely looked there's a swamp oh excellent marcus is this it this is the accent bunch of horses i'm so confused what the [ __ ] here it is here we go this way there we go we were so close all right so where did i leave sven [ __ ] oh god not like this oh god what have i done i made a huge mistake it's my head oh is that mine is that one or is it there you are oh good boy good boy hey stop staring and sniffing the wall we're going home follow me sacrifice the pigs i now need meat for sven actually no more golden carrots he's not going to eat that nice going home boy careful not to die on the way oh god ow there you are somebody's fence around here i don't know come on boy i want to go before i get started come on come on watch out for lava there we go almost there hurry upside nice he knows when to teleport genius nearly there oh let's get the blue one right nice okay buddy time to go through do i need to use the leash on you or you got this he got this genius i'm here for automatic sorting oh we're gonna sort this dog trust trust it enderman what are you doing here hey sven come on stop it don't talk to him oh jeez look at what you've done i'm so scared i'm gonna hit sven now we're good he killed him good job good job goodbye oh good boys finn you did it murdered him happy birthday ken woo hooray where did he go where does thing go where does man go when does one come where did he go where did his friend go where is other you are thank god jesus christ do not teleport outside of this safe zone follow me listen to my voice yes good boy follow me set me free over the rainbow and all in the trees i'll make it true follow me oh yeah you're the boy it's so cute come on oh what a teleporting dog come on yeah almost there we're almost out of this hell hole it's from puyo puya tetras that song plays what let's not have a sword in front of this man come here bye come on might have to use a leash oh we have uh sven's best friend here as well you guys say hi to each other [Music] yeah all right sven do your thing oh he did it nice excellent [Applause] yeah all right come here see how fast he is now whoa look how fast he is whoa he's so fast no one's faster than this dog look at that fastest dog in the west where'd he go oh my god it's going to get stuck in my system somehow i swear to god y'all bonky got an old pal i want you to me sven and bonky ultimate duo nice here it will heat your butt if you sit on this one it's warm trust me bro trust me bro super warm a sci-fi action adventure called joe king all right all the best look at her look at a couple boys hold up yeah yeah yeah oh it's dark let's get the last cd oh back sven son yeah after three months of boot camp we finally watched our videos oh god damn welcome back creepers oh yeah where are you where are my creeper boys oh my edges woke up she wants to leave for sure okay bad time i am sorry where is it thank you oh maya did i go take your bed it just stole the bed i can't believe it rude all right creepers oh yeah i think you're so cute though i can't be mad at him oh i'm so sorry maya you have to go oh no i feel so bad for you where the [ __ ] are the creepers look at that beauty looks [ __ ] nuts where the moons render distance too low oh two creepers one stone ow hello i ordered a creeper got him idiot before what do we got blocks do i have blocks do i have blocks i can't remember i think so oh god my health is low [ __ ] this bad god dammit creeper you had one job don't think so child oh my god ah okay we're good i thought he ruined the building get outta here hello you get your sexy ass over here thank you nice that was quick looks like a one we already had both of you you get stuck all right don't hit my creeper don't hit my creeper oh no you [ __ ] why oh that's so annoying all right i'm done i'm adios at least the skeleton didn't get out that's all that's annoying all right we're back we had we definitely have blocks ward i have a ward and i have blocks dang it bye put on some music chirp chirp is nice make me feel good yeah all right all right all right [Music] before i forget i'm just gonna make a compass how do you make a compass again it's redstone is it is it just like this [Music] we got sven this is huge huge should we make him red so he matches or maybe black ooh i don't think i have any black dye left i think a red sven look at me maybe black or red black probably should i get get it quick [Music] die find a quick squiddy squishy titty squiddy i sometimes see them over here well that's so sick well i thought it was a cat have i been here nope yo pumpkins sick treasure map sick give me the squiddies you can make wither rose black die okay thank you that's a good tip bye i'm curious about the glow squids that seems like a cool addition not sure ultraviolet you can make minecraft nfts all right uh that's kind of more epic to make his color out of a wither rose anyway right yeah nope black sven oh so evil i love it look at him [ __ ] god damn boy use an evil son as a [ __ ] now i can finally use all this run me for a purpose leave one in here just in case emo sven emo evil sven look how evil he is fear pain and suffering black dark dark sven it's not blacksmiths darksman darksman all hail darksven all hail corpse man [ __ ] what evil thoughts do you think he has he's gonna pee on my couch ah evil dark sven stop it [ __ ] long live evil sven wait we need a soundtrack that fits it evil sven and so evil sven has joined the gang what mischief will be he be up to will yet to find out catch on the next episode of pewdiepie minecraft the anime it's not right bucky gotta sneeze [Music] thank you thank you thank you why is it either too hot or too cold in here [Music] it doesn't feel evil anymore it's kind of cute look at this oh he's so evil oh [ __ ] he's so eel oh my god he's not gonna wash my dishes oh [ __ ] what dogs don't even do that you're not gonna pay your tax what that's so evil what else you're gonna over feed bonkey so he gets really fat what no funky don't listen to him bless benny nice you want to raid an entire village and kill all the villagers except the child they're women and children too this is too evil i must leave now all right switching off minecraft yeah switching up to geoguesser i really enjoyed last time we played it uh so i'm gonna do it again could you change the title when i changed game bomber is that all right thank you i don't know if you can do it i've seen you do it once [Music] so [Music] [Music] uh [Music] [Music] almost done i'm just turn up pick up oh my god i'm blind i can't even see chad from here little test oh ew i sneezed okay sue me all right let's do this my internet drop i'm so sorry we're back here we go [Music] you can drive a hundred so i assume america [ __ ] ken you're in here can you help us out nueva golly oh this looks like sorry what esperanza sounds very like south american [Music] mendoza looks kind of cold though right okay this would be spain spain isn't cold okay now it looks warmer what is this questo that control the pistols e what are we at some border control what is this what does that say attention a zoo no 200 meters control well if we're near a control border maybe we should go keep going looks very flat i don't know if that makes any difference that's like looking at a river and be like oh there's rivers that would never sit down [ __ ] we enter area 51. oh my god what a long-ass robe come on give me something to work with here i'm thinking maybe i don't know brazil so strange you want to hop on and help me ken [Music] [ __ ] kung fu roach yeehaw my [ __ ] god [Music] let me open this card if you want i got it [Music] all right give me something anita [Music] where did i need that of course that looks important what's down there just finished laughing super hard at travis scott falling in autotune a classic [Music] oh my god the [ __ ] road why do they have straight roads like this [Music] we just need to find the straightest road in south america and we got it we're going backwards no we're not catching up [Music] oh my god i just want some other hint oh we're passing him at last oh some timber is that a clue [Music] ah breaking laws breaking laws breaking laws we caught you google [ __ ] [Music] you can't pass anyone on the straightest road of all time oh wait it was just an indicator wasn't it [ __ ] never mind never mind oh my god it never ends [Music] oh it's turning [Music] it turned a little bit i don't know if it's brazil it doesn't this doesn't seem like brazil to me but i don't know if we show the [ __ ] country i've never been to venezuela colombia peru could be paraguay should we guess here okay it was argentina nice all right what is this mendoza at the west oh so you guys knew it oh well [ __ ] what up argentinians did i drive past your neighborhood the long road [Music] this looks like russian or something what is this oh flag is that poland's flag i didn't see it look i look red and white now come on wind oh come on what flag is that [Music] oh here's another one what is that flag [Music] wait what the [ __ ] is that flag for real oh it's morocco isn't it yeah no can it [Music] be no morocco is uh green in the middle what is what is that all right let's keep looking for other clues then text should be an indicator is europe based on the crossing signs some eastern europe middle east eastern i don't know [Music] oh some what is this could it be like one of these i don't think it's russia what [Music] again what does that mean what is that [ __ ] flag i need to learn my flags don't think it's russia that looks wild roshi [Music] a russian bank is it russia [Music] [Music] i don't know what i'm putting on music wise we'll just go with it turkey's flag is red and black in the middle isn't it is that right am i allowed to google flags no it's white in the middle all right that's a star that's right it's albania with black in the middle i mix them up uh i'm not sure what language is speaking turkey i don't think they have these kind of letters in turkey [Applause] here we go oh god belarus ukraine could it be one of these kazakhstan no no it's not kazakhstan [Music] maybe it's one of these [Music] everyone's saying kyrgyzstan i'll go in the middle here then it was kyrgyzstan all right well [ __ ] i shouldn't look on chat then it kind of ruins it [Music] this looks like america kinsmen yeah we got a shell you never know if it's america or canada until you see the flag there's always an american flag peeping around somewhere oh yeah definitely america looks like [ __ ] [ __ ] okay well where is it then ken ah that's that looks nice what are you talking about what is that that looks like a famous building let's go there woodland avenue okay i'm not gonna oh definitely america i saw the stars and stripes [Music] oh no the rodents here well definitely america uh union center will write carpenter carpenter's will right what take me back please i'm stuck what the [ __ ] google maps i've been tracked there we go downtown baby take me there [Music] it's kind of cute big stadium this seattle i don't know america at all okay wait wait car carnegie what the [ __ ] is that paxton building i feel like we should be able to know which city we're in we're in a big [ __ ] place massive all right we're downtown you slid what the [ __ ] is this place it's a massive oh the city building which city [ __ ] what is that is that a state flag i don't know the american state flags see oh what is that that looks like a tourist thing gateway this thing this street cleveland cleveland we're in cleveland we in [ __ ] cleveland right now what the [ __ ] is cleveland whoa cleveland [Music] [ __ ] jack's casino let's go okay cleveland is that in northwest or east south i don't i don't know where cleveland i have no clue i will get somewhere here in ohio thanks guys okay yeah cleveland okay okay we narrowed it down to the city then so we returned to start this is where we started jesus we took a long round huh [Music] did it literally say cleveland in the very beginning no grace griswold [Music] where the [ __ ] am i trying to get back on the big run it's our shot in the hood here we go all right we're on one of the main road east 61 street first billowa baptist east would be here then i don't think we started off we start off kind of like here [ __ ] it i can't be bothered uh boom [ __ ] way more central than i thought what it starts you off in the hood ah what the [ __ ] is this thing looks like down downtown 13 miles away that's not bad i'll take it rainy and gloomy looks like america i'd say it's canada can you can get burritos here [Music] you can get rite aid looks kind of mountain to me too doesn't it whoa weather cleared oh this is an old camera what the [ __ ] is this must be remote as hell give me back on that hd please he's still country fairgrounds the roads are too nice for canada canada doesn't have nice roads i never noticed that i've driven there they have bars come on flags yeah it might be u.s [Music] give me the give me the flags give me an american flag or something why is the music so [ __ ] sad jesus christ i'm just trying to live stream and have a good time come on uh [Music] [Music] i thought you would call me [ __ ] well well well look who he is you were like i'm surprised you haven't seen like a trump flag somewhere and where you are right now you were out in the you out in the country oh [ __ ] let me share my screen with you i wanna handle this i i if i share it on low a little lower quality if that's all right with you yes i got i can see your normal stream anyway okay my internet is not slow it's just like drops out for whatever reason can you see it so there's a church on like every corner yeah yeah yes hardee's what does that mean definitely america somewhere in america why i never seen google maps images this old like where the [ __ ] are we holy [ __ ] we have the country somewhere you may want to go back to where we started yeah i kind of want to get the [ __ ] out of here all right here we go okay maybe across this bridge then here we go this is like downtown a little downtown area their little irvine we're in irvine you know irvine no but it sounds like redneck central redneck city baby let's go all right yeah we got the veteran thinking veteran this is definitely america no i think there's irvine california but it's like bigger than this i'm pretty sure there's the american flag i could have sold this way quicker than all right i don't think this place could be california because it wouldn't be hard to be carless junior if that was the case you're going with a fast food uh indicators all right kentucky ah there you go probation and the country shoot kentucky shoot all right all right all right kentucky is where uh towards the sky there we go middle yeah uh irvine do you think we can find that i mean i got it yo you got london in kentucky oh heck yeah dude we got london you know what else you want there's probably a sweden somewhere new it'll be called new sweden new sweden better sweden new and improved i i doubt i'll find irv one here like lexington we hear that before i swear i read that before as soon as the map popped up and i was so hard he's like hell yeah we where's hardy's hardy i mean it's fast food and america you know you went down the road with all the freaking like 18. you had i i clicked on it are you serious i clicked on our wine where where which way from here someone said they saw it i missed it no [ __ ] way i saw it where east erwin what a little bit where next to london london there's london hey do you see is there a richmond on the map anywhere and there's the bridge there's the bridge go whoa oh spot on let's go whoa yeah even the right side of the bridge nice damn let's go gamer oh in australia posto luisao what the [ __ ] south america i guess gas station that's a run down station you can gas up your cow and you can gas up your [ __ ] i don't know i'll drive on the right to the road have you done this before uh mary's been trying to get me to do this for a while oh yeah she's like man everybody's doing it it's so fun you should do it it's a good call geography it's a good covered thing to do because you get to see places yeah yeah dude wait oh there's a oh sorry what a house no it's just like everything down this road is run down and abandoned this looks yeah run down an abandon oh i missed a sign it doesn't matter boa vista whoa what's happening here holy [ __ ] that's hey hey all right load it up okay okay is that a church should we just guess somewhere in south america it's so difficult i don't know how to i was just going between all of them and then it's like oh okay great let's do again okay wow let's start back in the back here okay we got the got the roofs got the uh the roofing going on here yeah all right this is japan again yeah it is i get japan so many i times i said spanish but now that now that we're getting out here and you say japan yeah definitely i'm wrong as soon as i saw it i'm like no way it's japan again we got in japan so many times how can you tell is it from the small apartment building this type of walling really feels japanese it's kind of hard to say and then obviously the rooftops yeah and then the cubicle to cars the like those kind of cars are everywhere like that there's a mountain oh yeah that thing right there yeah a shrine yeah uh that the thing is it's so hard to know where you are in japan like we looked at this super rural area that looked like farmlands and then was like tokyo i'm like what the [ __ ] on the other direction there was a mountain in the distance was it really yeah uh left more new flag get back over that way we can see fuji from here this is the only man i know i don't know yep that's a mountain shoot all right well at least we know we're near a moon is that a mountain or just a big hill god might say wants to buy these cubicle cars i'm like nah and they're so cute yeah right nah can't do that story that i always tell about how when you drove me in la when i was driving that little cubicle car there's gonna be flashbacks right now that was not a cubicle car it was so small it was electric and everything [ __ ] uh-huh exit great very helpful uh-huh yeah this must not be a place that many tourists come well i don't see that call that number up and ask them where where are you located where is uh doco hello okay here we go what the [ __ ] what does that mean you read that oh just reg i can't read kanji and usually cities are written in kanji so it doesn't really help i don't think oh no there's more all right a lot of men's it's like weirdly industrial like there's these houses around but then there's also just a bunch of like warehousing i just like seeing japan to be honest i don't mind just going around around hey beep bop thank you zane uh i don't know [ __ ] it let's just guess it doesn't matter what do you think north or i keep scrolling for japan north or sound i'll say somewhere here yeah yeah that sounds great wait where is that it's a little island it's on an island no way what no [ __ ] way no way tell there's a me there we missed that [ __ ] oh i didn't see the ocean what happened here well you know that was pretty close oh we're in the pit of hell are we in a tunnel no hold that all right here we go whoa whoa whoa the v-tech and acer whoa some asian country yeah yeah indian this sounds indian prasad pendual and right could this be like what kind of money is that rp has it rupees oh could this be morocco no malaysia indonesia yeah it's definitely asian i feel like i don't know like philippines or something could be yeah trying to read chat at all i don't know they probably know it already [ __ ] uh [Music] i'll find it whoa what is this whoa come on bali had like crazy weird crossings like that and let's have a look it actually really looks like what i saw from bali at least when you drive through so i can totally buy indonesia even though chad has already said it now because i look but wait hold up was that indonesia or was it no where does the border go singapore is that where no singapore is tiny oh it is indonesia this is a weird border thing oh well how does malaysia's border go how do they yeah it crosses here okay [ __ ] it doesn't matter all right by the ocean or lake maybe oh is that flanks is that is that an american one no look at the streets real quick like which way are they driving like which side they're driving on that could be an indication left side of the road so maybe american you know [Applause] shoot this does not look like america to me but [ __ ] off i don't know i don't think so but where would it be then i was mean tsunami evacuation right why why would you get tsunamis and rolex okay so it's a rich area this is a spanish right this place is is it spanish i don't think spain gets tsunamis i just look like the hills in the i look at the rooftops and stuff again but yeah but everyone copies them oh yeah it's just like it's all like america like english yeah this looks like a tourist tommy hilfiger this is tourist trap yeah it's like all the english stuff but then yeah yeah maybe like once we leave it becomes something else oh american flying what could it be an uh american colony somewhere well they're like they're not driving on the right side of the road so it's it can't be america so maybe it's an island somewhere that america owns don't you own some of the islands could it be hawaii uh no i don't think i definitely think this is like somewhere that americans go for vacation as well like everything's in english and get the american flag don't know where a british bus yeah i mean this does not look american at all it looks like an island i think it's a resort island somewhere it could be like wait how do you know it's not hawaii then because i never seen hawaii but wouldn't that make sense tsunamis i don't have an argument why it wouldn't be hawaii but i don't think so okay your gut is telling you all right what other islands did america come on uh we'll see uh actually i pulled my map up like puerto rico what are the southern maps are the uh the islands they got a captain morgan factory cat morgan where is that where does that produce tell me now bahamas is it the virgin islands where are they located oh the virgins like down to the right like where puerto rico and dominican republic and stuff like that is maybe someone over here uh the us virgin islands are right off british virgin islands the the us virgin islands are south of the british virgin islands so like these ones uh no no it's like the island directly these ones i believe no but this is british version zoom into it zoom in the british one right there oh so tiny little baby puerto rico is that american i don't think anymore actually are we in san juan no we wouldn't know let's look at the road signs and see what the streets are called wait wait are these items aren't they dominican republic i don't know i don't think america owns any of these they just like like americans because they bring the money they're like guys we there's no road signs this is really difficult come on road signs how do you know where you're driving in here brandy senator vote alma senator vote stephen maybe they're right maybe this is like the us virgin islands it look it's totally an island just give me one road sign so i can know that really how i'm bamboozled man because it's so american but not this caribbean caribbean oh the caribbean so it is for the virgin islands right the cycanos caribbean i think so see the you really look dumb if you don't know these things don't you i'm like like you think caribbean's on the other side of the world i don't know maybe not saying no it's uh i don't know you could try the the islands should we do the u.s virgin islands i think so try that what the [ __ ] oh wait it goes there as well oh there's the border hmm that's something pretty good damn and it was separated so what what happened here huh what happened there the queen we had to leave the queen have something you know can't sweden [ __ ] we got nothing all we got was [ __ ] here's what sweden took out of all the great power of sweden this is what we [ __ ] got this huh what are we gonna do with this well my favorite part about sweden is it looks like a flash of wiener all right that's hell yeah let's go that's why we got the last bit we wanted the tip of the dick denmark you can have it back if there was a vote to give back this part i'd be happily happily obliged over there is that sweden too and like in the middle on the right left yeah like that little island right there this handsome oh godland yeah yeah that's swedish i've never been there i don't know what happens there to be honest like oh nice island i'm sure it's nice but it's like no no we're still in sweden yeah don't worry about it couldn't sweden like [ __ ] around a bit more come on you ancestors there was a big family meeting and all the families had to divide it up and sweden and all that stuff we gave back finland we're like norway ah [ __ ] it but we kept this for some reason i don't get it man be closer to denmark oh where he touched it well we could still be somewhere else that's pretty big isn't it hey actual stop sign it says stop oh boy wait what people are driving on the right side oh that's driving the right eastern european sounding yeah yeah hey how dare you say that about europe we're cleaner than america [ __ ] up yeah this place looks like really like nice and yeah clean oh is that what you meant sorry that dude that dude ryan over there do you have like adidas or anything well no this hitachi thing is following us could this be [Laughter] 3d um uh yeah i think it's one uh like czechoslovakia slovakia hungary uh maybe poland i don't have any reason to doubt you because i've only been to estonia and that was about all right eastern europeans i went and it was pretty nice i don't know i've never been to be honest oh yeah we used to have those too estonia used to be ours what happened did you know we used to have netherlands who wants the netherlands come on not us apparently just playing the netherlands are great i'm sure i've never been there it blew my mind when i read i'm like what the [ __ ] sweden shame on you my favorite part about going to estonia is like we it's not the main city or whatever they're right there in the center of it and all the women were beautiful and they were all going around with like the most troll looking dudes i've ever seen in my life that's that yeah that's how you know you're in eastern europe right there [Laughter] okay this looks very polish because they don't use the russian letters pagan all the christians everywhere cringing right now why the word pagan was on the side of the oh i don't know what that means i feel like we i can joke about colonization like obviously i'm not serious but every country is guilty of it's all right this is a joke all right anyway oh yeah definitely okay so we're in poland krakow krakow krakow uh but the other one's marked out why yeah what the [ __ ] okay where's krakow there we go oh uh so now we just gotta find ziazoom i i don't think i can be bothered to find it yeah you get close it's so good it'll be right i found that this much you know that's i mean come on okay so left right down up i don't know i don't know what direction we're going oh wait you got your uh your compass i was more east okay wow it's quite far out well that's not bad yeah that's pretty good yeah i'm learning so much about geography right now jesus christ take the wheel jesus truck jesus drives a mercedes-benz what the all right [Music] back in puerto rico again maybe a very christian place apparently yeah yeah extension i've seen these buildings before it's gotta be brazil right everything's broken down already it does kind of look like this very green but hey the roads are nice and very long roads yeah all right yeah south america is never fun to guess i'll i always just go like boom oh okay it was on the other side okay i mean we were on the map but you know still brazil right yeah but brazil is so messy all right one more let's go okay okay okay killing the game all right from just looking is that is that toilet right there yes we're not gonna move this looked like [ __ ] ukraine or something that's a very weird yield sign i've never seen this before so i'm already lost it's just a bumper lane which one this one oh yeah that yeah yeah oh come on look at these slumps well know if it's now based on if they have the russian letters there they are uh school yeah okay school yeah where does this bus go i can see yeah no i don't i have no idea rocket rocking the adidas let's go yeah everybody's got adidas on oh i can read that bus station okay all right it says underneath where are we no signs ram store take me take you to the ram store oh yeah oh maybe the taxi says great is it annoying that i'm looking around like crazy is there anywhere you want no no no no like there's there's i like i can't read anything i have no idea what he is okay a railroad station i got that yeah should we go to the railroad station like all those letters that just looks like alien to me like i can't tell i used to be able to read and now i'm just like uh where's the [ __ ] real one that's not the abcs there's a real one here it is that's the station no oh that mk mk mk was that morocco or something like that is that what that be no no they wouldn't have russian letters that's a c anyway yeah mk moldova macedonia mcdonald is that with a c though mk maybe they spell it with a ko there let's see here macedonia albania bulgaria romania serbia it okay china say masadonia i just cheated oh you almost clicked it [Applause] nice websites are so good to look at and marcos what is he riding right there hey let's go let's go grams big wheels she you know it's america this is oh we're in california i'm pretty sure really oh because of the palm trees yeah that and the like san marcos boulevard yes oh like sand this oh well probably i mean definitely probably west coast discovery street oh yeah there's the freaking bruce i'm always talking about saying yeah there's a lot of sand happening here westview plaza it's your favorite place ken oh my god oh sand there's something says san san marcos boulevard yeah everything is boulevard as well isn't it yeah brookdale seniors nice that's what that old dude was going [ __ ] pull up on san marcos rancho rancho san marcos are we actually in l.a bank of california yeah definitely in california somewhere i knew it says i saw it [ __ ] yeah you're fast started crawling like look at that california don't take me back no please oh god please oh yeah these type of places the parkings are better bigger than their shops which i prefer because at least you can park my god most of every american city is like 80 parking space san marcos where's san marco polo hmm i'm about to get to the the highway here's something the way it looks nice view uh look across the road i look at you rancho or whatever but that's like the nice road in l.a oh enough traffic to be la i don't think like okay you think we can find i mean it could even be like i don't know like there's so many places like this yeah uh it's so big it's like a whole country forget like one state you can't really just like narrow it down easily yeah huge whoa okay now we're in the neighborhood oh nice nice neighborhood this is gonna help us though well uh [ __ ] should we just guess north or south california i will say will say in between san francisco and los angeles somewhere in there oh oh it was near san diego san diego there it is san marcos [ __ ] san marcos what the hell where are we is this the road whoa okay no don't judge it could be impressive just because they don't have this is actually yeah the least road like road i've seen google maps on oh it ends where would you go from here oh my god where would you go why would they even oh my god watch your tongue ken real estate out here dude look at that little brick building all right branch city oh look we actually got a man that's kind of a cute building huh is that a is that cow or a goat i can't tell it's like i think it's like like between in between go we're in stockholm center right now oh my goodness this is where you go like you know those movies where they're like doing all the like cooking drugs up and [ __ ] this is breaking bad city yeah yeah so our god is saying mexico assembly [Music] the rules uh huh there's deuce again it's our website come on man saint paulo light on the building so maybe a dish so someone said that was portuguese which means we're in brazil again right yeah that's a gigantic sound like you know a fox mig okay whatever the animal was got some more stuff happening what is that what was that blue thing over there the right the phone yeah what is that i think that's a phone yeah yeah holy crap here we have the jesus statue as well so we're definitely in brazil oh yeah uh there's still a mini grills i they're always like over here let's go [ __ ] actually that was not bad at all whoa okay let's go getting better like all my jokes and getting says brazil again look i hate numbers saying this you hate brazil ken just say it oh is this uh this is finnish why [Applause] yeah this could be finnish i i never know how finnish sound like but it's like the weirdest language yeah it's definitely scandinavian at least it's yeah it's finland doesn't even know yeah the the suns and everything looks so scandinavian but give me another signs i can confirm oh is that a roundabout back there this looks like driving in sweden sorry i'm going for it nice nice and green yeah you're just saying that these trees everywhere with street city i've never gotten finland before um i mean where i live is like green like this everywhere except it's just different kinds of trees yeah it's definitely finished guess we didn't miss out on anything it's just another sweden isn't it finland is the happiest place on earth by the way good job finland yeah okay 73 can you believe it this gloomy dark cold place this is the happiest place on earth that mud hole in the right just makes me look like it makes me feel like heck yeah let's go to finland that's how finnish people speak like from the bottom of their throat i am offending this [ __ ] better it's like you're talking that guy that he's trying to sound like more if he dies he dies you dies he dies i am here to defeat you sue me danish is more old from the in the middle of your throat [ __ ] you denmark i don't care if you're offended i'm joking uh i like how you always get that around like the places near sweden you're like yeah you cross the water [ __ ] you guys did you tell me a story of you guys driving from sweden to somewhere to get beers or something yeah denmark there got cheap they don't tax their alcohol like we do all right um somewhere here sure boom all right texas you think so [Music] what was that car what side of the road was it on well another way oh maybe well it's definitely around the the left side somewhere i want to try that just speed running see how it goes see our wrong yard all right first you get 10 seconds first intuition uh california again ah that's spanish isn't it yeah what side of the road are they on the right side is that not a brazilian flying looks like it sits in brazil no italy [Laughter] speed run america texas texas i don't [ __ ] know that before to read the sign the street sign no we're not allowed to okay i can zoom in i can zoom eighty-two yeah okay block watch block watch three two one somewhere in the top of america north dakota [ __ ] oh wow that is the very [ __ ] top jesus christ that's oh it's canada oh i realized how close to the border that was okay that's right on it well we got an open field what about the trees can the trees tell us anything these trees only grow in south africa what is it where is this in this very specific spot in uh oh paraguay yes it only grows it only grows and let me see if i can find the area uh yes there what australia look i thought that all right guys like either south africa or australia one of the two same [ __ ] different name get out of here uh i think i just think america as soon as i see this nope i can't read that what is that nini grant nini nina we need to get out of this place like look at that door what door we are someone's about to look out the window and run oh [ __ ] let's go and investigate we're in the hood yeah you're right unless we're in canada maybe it's okay no this looks like what do you mean no one no one breaks in in canada no not everybody's chill in canada uh kind of suddenly felt nicer all of a sudden wow because the weather changed yeah yeah yo they got a fashion center look at that [ __ ] boy i think i love that fashion zone of fashion let's go nueva era what okay nevermind not canada what the [ __ ] is this spanish mexico we in [ __ ] mexico right now bro that looks like a cool building let's go there [Laughter] that's a massive building freaking castle they have castles in mexico i mean churches you know where the money goes yeah let's go yes who's all these people donating to churches there's another one right there dude what the [ __ ] new york system we're in new york new york system what is that john's new york system where the elite meet to eat four star let's go okay you need me to eat maybe we're maybe you are in america and it's just like close to the mexican border new mexico last cruise says boom what where is that is that freaking new york it was new york i thought it was like a meme what the [ __ ] oh no it's past it oh my god well it's near new york what what the [ __ ] is this what happens if why is it so what was it all spanish it looks like it looks like a place in texas i've been to where everything's just kind of like mixed together why is it so far up there okay oh that's the most confused one so far oh look at that that roof over there who is that this looks like a indonesian again yeah the mountains in the back uh i'm stuck i still can't believe that last one was freaking so far up in america is this in new york too i don't know what to think anymore you never know huh chevron is that our insania argentina is that not our union is that a sucker huh yeah go for it [ __ ] it i believe in you it's philadelphia it's philadelphia it's gotta be you know they're trying to oh man i'll get somewhere here no all right i'm done i'm done we suck now no good oh man good job you did it you you good job i think i helped on like two [Laughter] that's fun though i like joe i guess sir oh all right i'm gonna get out here so you can do your stream no that's all right i mean oh it's up to you i think i was gonna ask dave to play some volume because he wanted to show me oh something go ahead you can join if you want you think it's i i need i need a little bit jump on whenever all right hit me up whenever then how long do you stream today uh i'll probably be another two hours of that long so we'll probably not do anything else today right no did you not get my message yeah but you said later so i was like uh wait actually later is that like a new life i meant later like if you want to jump on the stream sorry i need to communicate better to people i'm so [ __ ] dumb it's like do you need to record later or what's later all right i don't think i have the energy to record after this no exactly like just do another two hours that's all good no worries all right well i will ping you back on here whenever i'm back around all right happy birthday thank you what a knowledgeable guy though wouldn't you agree you knew that was you knew exactly what that was [Music] all right valham time switching games oh yeah me and ken have a really funny video going up today i'm actually really excited about that i've been sitting on it for [ __ ] never can't freaking wait dave's coming doing some on um [Music] i need to realize how i collected the [Music] server [Music] [Music] servers though no there it is oh oh this is actually perfect time for me to do the the best you guys favorite thing this video i mean this stream is sponsored by you guessed it nordvpn uh caught you you're browsing the internet without a vpn get out of here take control of your internet experience today with nordvpn and right now you get a huge discount guess how big huge that's right you guessed it you get a two-year plan you get one additional month free you get a 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ethan link in the in the description you love some customer support you'll love nordvpn baby now well him dave if you're there can you call me oh he's on the server i anytime i click on it it disappears there we go happen again what the [ __ ] [Music] you use it without my code get out of here get the [ __ ] outta here i'm joking [Music] there we go [Music] all right [Music] i gotta pee game is crashing [Music] oh big large is back [Music] just cannot want to join hold up let me ask ken [Music] connecting [Music] yo how you doing good how are you i'm too bad not too bad eh yeah oh can i just pause that one second because i need i need to go to the bathroom really quick sorry all right no worries enjoy chad oh okay now you're not you don't have to talk today yeah hey guys how's it going guys how are you doing guys it's me pewdiepie from three years ago it's like jack's impression of pewdiepie a bad impression of jack's good impression how y'all doing [Music] i think it's roomy's birthday today if it isn't i'm a bad friend but if it is then everyone say happy birthday roomie even though he's not here so guys we got a place of happy wheels today guys i don't know how he kept up that energy for so long oh man yeah i've been uh playing a little bit of of valheim as you might see soon oh i heard him flush let's listen for the washing of hands well the happy birthday roomies i'm sure he's very happy about that yeah did you forgive felix about the dog no never they'll go to the grave hey hey how's it going he had gone bob all right big large has been absent in the fjords but he has now returned to check out the base welcome back big large bag big large hills hell stick that looks sick no it went down in the portal [ __ ] i scraped in it dude big large doesn't even recognize holy [ __ ] there that looks [ __ ] thanks i love the arches you went big boy yeah i wanted to this i was like how tall can you go i think this is literally as tall as you can go that looks insane i like how you kept the last i wanted to have another one of the same thing on the other side as well to finish it as well that's really cool and that would be cool uh if you look inside it there's some cool stuff as well house tour we have guns lots of guns no way oh storage system yeah that's sick finally everything yet but it's a lot of things yeah i think science is the way to go isn't it yeah i think it's the simplest in this game shane there's no automated one there's also walls how many walls do you have what the [ __ ] dude i i tamed two of them and they very quickly uh made babies yeah they're hungry so let's be careful i think i just have to chuck a bunch of meat down i just did some hunting so i can do that and then we'll have even more wolves whoa looks insane yeah deathbringer's dog house still there yeah rip we can change whatever we've been i like it it's like it's actually a little shed i guess i was hoping you wouldn't be mad that i did so much kind of with that no you say are you doing farming too oh yeah turnips are a really good source of uh nutrition just in general turn up advice get some turnips guys this is a viewpoint the wolf is coming up with you we're chilling we homies yeah next time they attack us we've got a good spot to shoot from hopes managed to jump on the roof from here no how i think it's like a you get right on this corner part and then whoa that's close i thought i'd miss that i can do that have fun oh my gosh what happened i'm corpse get it oh nice good cosplay i wasn't trying i did it for a comedic purpose thank you okay yeah yeah you are a professional comedian i forgot about that and chat is laughing so much big large big sad all right give me give me my [ __ ] get my [ __ ] back my [ __ ] [ __ ] back big large big house big heart but not always big why i have to be able to have a rolling hand am i wearing everything oh i see adding some depth to the character being large character arc is very what is this this is just i thought it looked like a cool entrance because they're based because all right having gates seemed lame that's cool ah [ __ ] let's see where are the women um like all the [ __ ] are in there hey turn up turn up with the [ __ ] yep sick are you still in the same like eight each of gear or have you progressed anything with that i've just leveled up my iron gear i haven't i went to the next boss and just it's incredibly hard really yeah well we got [ __ ] it's gonna take it's gonna take a while i think they will all die if we take any of them because it's a poison based fast i built um i made some poison potion distant potions all right you can make those yeah yeah i've done a lot of farming basically you're ready to go when you are um okay i don't know if you want to level up gear first or what well i think ken can join in a little bit he said and he's really strong sir yeah yeah it said 16 and a half minutes okay that's very specific yeah that's apparently how long his poop time breakfast takes so wow yeah measuring huh it's not a context contest but whatever this is cool i'm super impressed it actually looks really good too thanks you get that epic feel from it right i love the scale stuff in this game yeah big viking halls big large very pleased trolls what's that i hope they make even bigger monsters than the trolls oh yeah that's a good idea i also i've got something else to say shadow the classes large all right yeah so if we hop up here so many [ __ ] are they all to different spots yeah different buyers let's go go into the uh swamp one oh you've already got the mountain you said mountain run run right yes that's what i said if you go to the mountain then you'll be cold if you come back then you won't oh sick thanks bro oh let me still haven't spoken to the raven on the portal yeah but he's so annoying welcome all right okay excuse me so yeah over here what is this what's that no no what is this what's that i don't know what is it whoa what is that i'll kill it hold up hold up dave don't be a hero is that a giant bison what is it must must investigate you caught a giant monster are we in the planes yeah you caught an evil animal whoa not only did i catch it i tamed it you can tame these yeah i tamed two of them have they had babies yet looks mr locks knox loves you oh loxie can can you ride them you can ride blocks oh there's an uh there's a [ __ ] goblin oh for god's sake i immediately killed you how do you know how do you hit me what the [ __ ] they can throw some of them throw spears oh it didn't look like you did abilities the locks didn't even help you there thanks max it said it loved you sure they're not safe to go in the planes unless you've got some decent food to up your health a bit get one shot at out here what the [ __ ] see if i can kill it yeah i would have told it totally threw me off otherwise easy kill those ones are actually quite easy if you just dodge their hits just run away so you don't just sit still while they attack you uh yeah like i just did them help me i was really hoping that the locks would be like pack animals because that'd be so cool if they just follow you and you can load them up with all your gear when you do miling or something is he dead nearly you're dead too yeah a little bit a little bit just a bit locks do something you [ __ ] i know right i spent all that effort taming it and it doesn't even help me i'll kite him to the other end he'll never get me [ __ ] i fell down there's a troll uh-oh being murdered oh yeah what the [ __ ] where is he epic battle in the distance oh it didn't die whoa that spear was close big large wants his stuff there we go big large wants to get the [ __ ] out is he dead you killed him he's dead how axe [ __ ] pro man it took so many deaths to tame these yeah how do you go about doing it they eat the berries that are found here i'd like um you to see the giant monolith things around the rock ones yeah what are those it's just stone and if you mine out the bottom the entire thing crumbles down oh so you get a [ __ ] with stone yeah oh wow and i just used that to build everything could you build a gate for these so you can like pull them out and pull them in pull your locks in and out yeah i think so [ __ ] feel free how do we get out of here i made a little gap in the fence over here was it here yeah just that nice bjork are we gonna die here today yes probably so let's go back all right we should get some food if we can adventure she you feeling in a boss killing mood uh yeah yeah that works out yeah you played dark souls you were good at this uh you saw me play the live boss uh you tell me yeah you did excellently thank you you distracted it very well thank you it is what it is [Music] i'ma cook some food very good building i will rate it nine out of ten wow thank you it needs more work on the back yeah i didn't know how far back to make it like i didn't know if this was too thin what do you reckon what what exactly this building do you think it needs to go back even further to be impressive oh no i think it's a good size wide wide length yeah okay we called that banner something on the pillars i think we could do that now we've got quite a lot of height what do we need for banners uh leather scraps you've got a bunch fine wood leather scraps and something for the color we're not playing geo guess sir guys i think this is purgatory me and me and ken did a couple and we were so dead wrong we thought mexico and it was like new york jesus i don't know how that looks very similar it's crazy yeah i was scared the whole time playing that because just you like constantly yeah you could look really dumb very easily but to be fair i saw chad a lot of times being like it's definitely this and then and then there's dead wrong so i don't know it's not like anyone called me yeah that is epic trolling yesterday when i played minecraft someone said i could get protection five in minecraft if i combine protection four and protection one but there is no protection five that was so epic that's epic i would never thought of something that happened gg this is weird when people people in the chat a lot of times say the same message over and over and they don't get that i'm purposely ignoring it maybe they just don't believe that the pewdiepie has read their message i don't know not even joking there i i don't think you always have a full understanding of how impactful you are well they should re write something better next time okay yeah that's got to be it impress the king guys don't read this this is like i get weird questions and i want to answer it it's weird to just say stop actually very personal yeah yeah sorry i don't need to [ __ ] at chat all of a sudden sorry guys i'm sure they know you're not talking about all chat i always speak on the extreme when i give an example oh door's ringing might as i got ordered bubble tea hold up oh epic i'm just doing some cooking chat i get some turnip stew what you doing what are you doing while you're watching pewds how many of you like focus on chats like this versus just chilling with it in the background kind of thing playing games studying home office just reading chat chilling focus that's interesting so it's a mix i think when i watch streams it's generally like when i'm eating i'll focus on a stream while i eat i like hearthstone because i'm a cool guy oh let's try to deal there's a lot of people working that's cool nice to hear you oh thanks me wolf do you like bubble tea yeah it's got such a nice texture to it like snail yeah yeah mr snail eater that's what they call me snail lisa dave the snail eater he can't stop the vikings have these epic names afterwards there goes snail eater dave again i actually ate a snail no i bet you he's eating snails right now i think the worst thing i've ever eaten was uh raw oyster i tell you about that i think you have but i'm not even gonna try it yeah just because you can get sick from it it's like nah i'm good i've been some except bit from oyster before oyster sauce oyster sauce is delicious it is amazing but it ain't worth it from what i had gotcha yeah yeah that sounds similar to my experience just based on that don't need to go into specifics hell no i was knocked out for so long over a [ __ ] sauce right that's brutal and then i went where's the lamb sauce nice yeah this is great mint sauce wait i don't get it i said gordon ramsay mean lamb's oh i definitely watched comes in rumsey he's on tick tock now it's it's kind of painful oh does he dance well he's he's doing it because he has kids so it's okay hey guys welcome to the gordon ramsay dance challenge let's see you dance in the kitchen i don't know how cringey is maybe he's funny i've never watched no i don't like it sorry gordon i'm sure if i met him i'll be like gordon i am such a big fan when you did the idiot sandwich thing that was so brilliant yeah he's done a lot for english uh culture internationally hasn't he [ __ ] yeah oh english people yeah they're all very considerate thank you pranking english people he's offset all the good that daniel radcliffe did daniel radcliffe is he harry potter [Music] yes okay well he shows what an influential figure is because that's funny i like daniel radcliffe he can rap really yeah so anyone that can rap is okay in your book yeah every single rapper in the world is a good person except six nine rainbow yeah he does some good movies i think i like how he picks different yeah he picks weird ones yeah like he could totally just go for the money makers but he doesn't he reminds me of shia labeouf a little bit um yeah like weird artsy stuff took some balls to do uh equus straight after harry potter did you hear about that no no he has to he had to be naked on stage oh [ __ ] that does take balls am i right yes with good witch voices suppose oh the man the southern viking is joining us hell yes the barbecue ether i'm making a group hail viking from south barbecue boys here what's up bbq viking hello do you remember how you entered the server i don't think i have the uh things anymore the address unless i still have it like saved when i click start i'll find the link for you and say i played this since last month with you guys [ __ ] you'll see a lot of epic changes did they do the uh the the hearth update or whatever it was is that out yet i don't think so oh yeah we played for so long that one time didn't we yeah a full uh journey [Music] that boat ride was so funny to me i watched that back i don't know why i thought it was valhalla dreams of valhalla i love the pronunciation of that that sound that you didn't like on dreams just then people do three three three i can't do it it just sounds like kermit when i try please oh [ __ ] torsti has survived welcome here we still in the same place hey yeah a new wall here there's a couple of wolves yeah i want to like have a whole bunch of them following me around murdering everything it says he's tame and hungry i've put some meat down earlier like 12 meat do they only did they eat it already did you pick that up by accident felix the me yeah oh maybe i did probably i have a ton of meat actually sorry where should i drop it that's okay just drop it in the middle of the house and then oh god i'm that player now oh my god dude you have upgraded this place holy crap totally new yeah oh my god it was just like one little room in like upstairs all right this is like the old house over here isn't it yeah oh she's eating sweet wow so we were gonna do a boss yeah boss number three we've got us some uh poison resistance oh where are we have you done this boss ken yeah yeah yeah ken did everything yeah i did it all it's been a while so i'm probably going to be almost useless because i remember how to control my character anymore i thought you were a pro back in my day i could play this game i'll drink that boba tea or whatever it is [ __ ] coffee jelly trying to get the jelly up you know what's up i always enjoy playing valham's because i don't get to speak today very often but it's like it's getting no dave time yeah hey you know because it's like it's like the friend of the friend is always awkward for us right together but it's so good for that yeah sure you're playing with a bunch of people and someone goes to the bathroom it's time to get to know each other all right tell me about your life you want me to step out for a bit guys and yeah if you could just leave your stream that'd be great okay just pretend i'm not here yeah see so how's the sound oh you can can you can ask dave about his snail eating [Music] the only thing i'm known for yeah i mean just imagine like who like saw snail walking around was like oh yeah i don't think it was like that it was probably like i'm starving to death i needed something this is hella good holy [ __ ] yeah just needs a bit of garlic oh that that makes me think someone's definitely trying like those really nasty snails oh god we have these leaves and everything they're uh infest like they eat plants and [ __ ] oh the giant ones yeah they're really coming in sweden imagine taking a bite out of that oh oh that's like eating a turd chunk i think they're deadly i'm not sure fat snail fat chunk of snack yeah we had the brown ones and the black murders yeah that's what they're called they're literally called murder snail yeah that's what we call them i never realized this is a murder plants they're they're like our version of cockroaches like they're so hard to kill cows murder plants we don't call them like murderer dogs [Laughter] that's so funny you have to spray a snail you can put salt on them but it doesn't even really kill them as far as i know damn immune to salt some people cut them with scissors that's like [ __ ] up what oh my god everything is so they were saying a lot maybe they're murder stance because we murdered them okay someone just wrote it's so much fun to put salt on murders murder snails and watching them just suffer jesus christ yeah if you cut them with sister they just turn into two murder snails whoa is that real i think i don't know that's really big my experiences are only as a child so i don't know oh my god okay i'll play this game again let's see it's so funky oh they're cannibals that's why they're called murder snails okay but what do they eat well kids eat uh kids did i just say kids i meant pigs kids pigs eat their own as well it's out of bunnies pigsy anything oh my god i gotta see if there's any more of those obsession videos to do [ __ ] ah snails eat the kids that's actually the the freakiest thing from like uzuma is it called zamaki like that heart japanese horror artist there's a snail episode that one always freaks me out isn't there a snail that like has like a stinger or something like a like crawl on him like inject you and murder wow well take a while maybe we'll just say yeah yeah i mean like you pick it up you know and it's like yeah it's like the most [ __ ] up thing i read ever it's like a manga but so the guy i can't even describe how [ __ ] up it is the guy becomes a snail and then his bully becomes a snail as well and then because they're herma her definitely they've her they mate they make them they make me you told me this yeah she's so [ __ ] weird snail frick i in the strangest places yeah maybe they're maybe they're onto something maybe snails are onto something [ __ ] anyway uh barbecue barbecue i love it did you snail barbecue no no no no i wonder if anyone tunes in right now in this conversation we should yeah all right boss fight i can't get some poison resistance oh you even made the res look at you guys i've got a teleport to the island he's on as well now i think i might have to repair something yeah yes do i need to repair you nope just sitting on the molten heart right here that is hot [ __ ] i'm wrong viking man oh the coffee's stuck [Music] felix that picture you sent me from your reddit where it's like my shirt and ben 10 and the guy from yakuza it's all the same picture okay it's all the same dude stop me and my shirt leave it alone my kids picked it up for me it's great your kids picked it up heck yeah nice they're about to rip into your his kid's taste then garbage tastes [Music] sure that storage there is nice but is it automated no then what's that point i know i'm sorry let's come here and start flexing on on dave's hard work just because you gotta it was a comment it wasn't it wasn't me it was luke it was luke all right random people in chat all right oh yeah yeah yeah screw that guy that luke didn't even say that is this how you're gonna bond by ripping into me all right because i'm not here for it i can leave all right no that'll be awkward [ __ ] out i'm just attacking chat sorry chad well you guys gonna make puppies are they hungry oh yeah sorry they're not gonna make puppies oh but they do did you pick up the meat thirsty uh i did pick up some raw meat maybe it wasn't me i put it together choke it down no grab it okay it was me the whole time yeah otherwise we'd be swimming in walls all right come come come doggies just sitting on the piece is smoke the bees so they don't attack you right there's some people who are not that comfortable around bees right you can just lie yeah that freaks me out there's a lady that just scoops them up with their bare hands it's craziness uh someone in the chat said the axle says that uh england's better than sweden just so you know well apparently they are [ __ ] can't even talk back can't even climb back in which statistic happiness oh yeah i think wasn't it like something to do with it it was not just not happiness so much as it was lack of sadness so it's not that they're super happy it's just that they're not sad whatever that means everyone else is sad yeah huh it's like the being not sad doesn't necessarily mean you're happy you could just be like yeah oh hey you know there's many yes so many wars they all just came out started eating meat this is constantly howling it's so annoying so it's like least this displeased country something like that i can't remember exactly what the [ __ ] are you doing attack [Laughter] go i bees i picked up some honey oh [ __ ] i know in this game you can just leave the honey on the ground for days and then pick it up and eat it later like it's nothing my strange addiction yes i just i'm just addicted can't get enough for them snails they're so slimy i tried on a snail yesterday i felt horrible it's the worst sound and feeling you stepped on a snail you know when you walk outside and you just accident like you're not even looking at the ground just crunching like was your barefoot as well no i wasn't fortunate that would have been unpleasant [ __ ] one time there was a snail in the middle of the road and i was jogging i thought he's gonna say he swerved your car to hit or something yeah into a belt no i was jogging past it and then i was like you know what i should save that snail so i ran back put it on the side of the road did you actually actually did that that's adorable i did not think you were the kind of person no no it was michael my old editor who who always protected the snail so side that friend okay yeah i don't know a similar thing with like turtles that are trying to cross the road to get like they stop and like get in their shell because they're scared i'm like oh no do you have any turtles oh yeah yeah we got turtles that's so cool [ __ ] i guess they're really tortoises but they're like a little smaller oh okay we have hedgehogs in like around where i am in england i've never seen a hedgehog in the wild ever we have the mystery tonight yeah they're cute you can give them milk i'm not sure if you're supposed to do that [Music] yeah i have no idea but i know people do it [Music] i'm that was intolerant just give him soy milk [Music] yeah i'm ready to uh run off into the danger if you are yeah yeah i was so i was so confused by america because you have like these why how crazy animals like what are they called possums is there some [ __ ] like that oh yeah you have like actual demons living in your wilderness mary came from australia and she was like oh possums are so cute and i was like have you seen our possums mary like australian possums are cute opossums i think is what ours are called and they're freaking demons from hell that eat your trash and piss at you gotcha they look like i'm like i've never seen a possum before and then you see in america it's like oh so it's the screech you have these creatures of the night that are horrible in it yeah and armadillos too yeah but they're nice kind of [ __ ] and then you're going to australia where there will be actual demons everywhere it's like the most deadly snake is like with the brown snake it's like a basic looking normal snake no they're [ __ ] fast too and they're aggressive they're like well one of them will come after you i think it's the brown of the black one of them are like oh you got you got to know this you're not gonna have time to think one either way just run right snake get away from it [ __ ] i remember seeing snakes on a golf course once and they were like all just right towards me i was ready to fight them to make the gulf more interesting yeah it's called snake golf you used to snakes as a club so it's just like you know how they have uh the sand pit it's like a snake pit don't hit the ball in the snake pit [Music] [ __ ] i'm in the snake pig again it's gonna be a difficult stroke from here smacking a bunch of snakes away tiger woods [ __ ] that's his specialty right [Music] having fun on the bees there it's like we watched you farm and now you know just i'm ready to go and you uh okay wait wait wait okay i'm ready i'm ready i'm ready do you have some food i do have some food yes do you want some sausages i have one sausage i'll give you cool what thank you do you have much else should we bring a bring a wolf it will it will die but yeah no no no let's not do it i want another dead wolf on my hands i tried not to get emotionally attached to these ones just in case you haven't named them at least can you do that not yet i don't think you can disappointed [Music] i suppose there's no like official way to name things in real life you can't like change the name above their heads they're still like dog does the same dog above them yeah in real life yeah you look up and see a health bar yeah all right let's do it let's go let's do this hi i'm come come come which way okay let's pay for battle big large always ready for big battle i need to eat my foods yeah make sure my health is at full before we go in big viking meal today yeah the awkward that moment before battle that awkward moment before you go into with your viking bros before you go into battle could you imagine being stuck on like a tiny on time like a long ship for a week crossing the sea oh i know all about that dave let me tell you about my journey back from australia [Music] more than a week a long time [ __ ] was mad the waves were huge it wasn't worth it oh did you find any sea serpents see many sea serpents and demons of water and no we no we ran like little [ __ ] it's for the best wise man must know his battles where the [ __ ] are you sitting right now let's go oh actually no no good luck touristy thanks big lodge these fools think i'm going with them [ __ ] this [ __ ] i stay with the [ __ ] planes too oh boy all right yeah we've got to uh i see a mosquito already head a little bit over this way that's where it is can you hit it first try he whoa this is where we went with the boat no wait it isn't where are we on the map well we're super far away oh bone man wait till me too to me too wait a minute i i sailed over here okay cool and we've got to go up to this ping for the boss is that the better boat it's like a proper viking made a long ship oh yeah sure that one last time together isn't it no we didn't go on a long [ __ ] last time [Music] there's on the mosquito with your right big large big large says [ __ ] this it won't stop moving oh there goes okay oh mosquito let me kill it missed what my brother that's a seagull in your mouth how are you missing it this boss battle is gonna go great don't worry it's quite big okay so i can't miss nice yeah are we in the planes right now yeah we head into the swamp for the boss should we really go through the planes yeah i think you can see things coming from the planes yeah as long as you get some arrows and you can't got some locks over here are they friendly or they kill yeah as long as they're super friendly yeah just go right up to them shut your dave go eat the snail what the [ __ ] are they where are they uh these guys i'm trying to skip this because they're bad news they don't seem so tough oh they are they oh no you literally don't do it felix they don't seem very tough i'll get the rest of them didn't come no problem no battle big enough for it yeah go get for the other guy what are you doing with the ogres ah we have bathtubs this way yeah you lead the way big like you already ran past okay i thought i was chasing you i didn't realize this way brothers to stonehenge to stonehenge i wonder how stones became like this there's no stones nearby how let's get out let's go help help big lunch very scared big large allergic to mosquito ah there it is again these [ __ ] i don't want to die it dead you did it you got him my blood is so strong it died from killing this is something you need to tell us big lodge must sit for a second hold up this adventure has been too intense already malaria is no joke brothers [ __ ] recover under the center of stonehenge hang on i wonder if there's something here oh smart we should build holes so we can trap him right [ __ ] i drank i drank the post potion he's not gonna felix you haven't seen this guy he's not gonna fit in that hole like yeah he can't be he's right here he can't be bigger than he can't be bigger than big large have you already summoned him oh yeah there he is all right let me go ahead and poison resist up then and i don't even see him how small is he oh you know he's he's kind of big he can't be bigger than big large come here at work i guess yes bone mass oh my not rested wait i sat in the house for so long where is he i feel cold brothers wait such a bad spot there he is all right holy [ __ ] that's an ugly it's a snail it's not a snail it's a snail it feels so good being poison resistant near the blobs oh something's attacking me am i you can get in and hit him whenever he's damaging his belly when he does the big aoe move oh it's supposed poison poison post whoa i'm poisoned it's still poisons here yeah it just doesn't hurt as bad okay didn't realize it's resistance brother nothing he's doing the big move ah yes bone mass you don't regenerate slowly over time too oh [ __ ] better start more dots more dots control your dps like you control your wench am i right brother up slime [ __ ] i'm sorry for the inappropriate jokes okay all right now you're being uh like accurate to the time here i'm doing we're just we're just lying this is poison oh [ __ ] i like the rock music yeah viking metal did you know that's a real genre viking i believe it it's no good spot really yeah this water's gonna murky that's a bit murky come forward yeah this poison you jerk a snake he's weak against bludgeoning uh yeah that's why he's got the uh stack breaker thing yeah he's actually resistant to all the arrows you're shooting in but it still does damage so it's okay the freeze arrows are working oh oh yes they're 25 you're right you're right you're right oh [ __ ] the blobs the blobs so you have to marry him no you don't have to but if you want to do most damage you have to have something that's legend of course you want to melee him like you just you run away from that you run in and hit him when he comes out of it when he tries to punch you just roll through it and of course i do right so many of these gross things big large should not account whoa that was a lot of damage oh god he's [ __ ] blonde big poison yeah ouch big large having big problem coming over blobs it's going down why am i not regenerating uh yeah eat your food i mean it's like all the rain everything it takes a while watch out for that red yeah come on region a little bit what's going on here come here bow mass let's do this oh god i'm just trying to imagine what this would actually be like covered in this ah dang it poison me again he's almost dead boys we're doing oh we're doing it holy whoa whoa oh he's got aggro i don't like that 17 18 get out of here i i i know don't go for me please don't go from there you go go for it come on oh that's 0.6 damage let's go oh that four damage let's go whoa that was a lot of damage we did that can oh the fire dps oh sick guys my back is starting to hurt i'm doing it yeah i don't know man i'm really close oh [ __ ] it is seven six let's go max dps max dps all use your old use your old let's go nice job fellas yeah pick up your wishbone big large sacrosanct wishbone i wish for peace and love now you can go to the mountains with your wishbone turn down and find silver oh no every treasure it tells you where things are yeah yeah yeah i wish you equip it like in terms of what is he actually doing just holding it yeah his hands on his belt i guess and felix jesus christ can you what what what does it they're keeping below everything and watching oh what can i do for you thirsty should we head back that's the anticlimactic i know i just know i'm gonna die yeah probably a good idea yeah then head to the mountain and do something death mosquito is gonna get you right all day oh yeah oh boy [Music] oh direct hit watch this [ __ ] nice yeah do a 360. i just did you just jumped over and then did it i thought facebook are you watching watch me are you watching face clan [ __ ] i think they just tried to hide you face putes i wanna be face and i can do spins and [ __ ] that'd be so cool holy [ __ ] does anyone even play caller do it anymore what's the point get out of here probably millions of people how dare you it's my favorite game my kd is 3.0 do well that's not good enough to get you in [ __ ] face bro what it's my dream i watch one of those uh what is it called like those really cringy sketches yeah what do they call oh my god there's a bunch of mosquitoes oh there's some scares it's fine every man for himself [ __ ] if you catch them when they're coming towards you they're actually relatively easy to hit yeah oh my god one down there we go let's just smack it get him ah now we gotta now i gotta help felix get back to his body god dang it oh right big large big naked it's gonna be pretty tough to get back over here i think without getting killed by the uh i think you'd be fine i'm fine big enough i'll be the escort i'll try to keep everything clear of the body uh which portal is the one in the middle at the bottom like it's on the ground floor portal is on the ground floor all right now remember doorman that's who it is yeah he's the one that does these like inspirational videos oh geez and he did one with face it was beautiful what the what just happened uh he well he did a [Music] you okay the mosquito hit me and then i shot an arrow and got knocked back really far and died like i was i survived the mosquito here i thought oh [ __ ] so both of us are just running through the most dangerous area of the game fully naked right now oh no i'm gonna kill this locks oh god i'm gonna attack everything why why am i suddenly getting jumped i would like to do a reaction on them but everyone's already done it and they're so harmless anyway who do you think is harmful lately [ __ ] i ain't seen nothing good out of jake paul shakara york in the love would be anyone more kind of gross money-making than those guys don't look at me oh [ __ ] yeah ken i gotta call you out here uh ken actually [Laughter] yeah money is that's all i need man money money money oh god i have two wishbones oh god i'm coming where were you when i needed help oh okay i'm coming to help you i've got to stay here oh god no he's coming back the gods hate me again oh no he comes from the grocery oh god there's two of them oh my god dave no oh oh oh oh they'll bring them come to here look at me mosquitoes please okay ow hey did look at me jerk i'm at a stamina i can't hit him no i missed ah dodge the last second dude where's the portal it's on your map i think isn't it jesse yeah oh no i haven't gone on the map at the moment i'll show you where is there no chasing you all right i'll help you i'll help you don't worry there's a bike that hit him another another dirt another dirt right there there we go all right we got him yes yes good good hit feeling let's go around let's go around those guys it's terrifying [Music] um are you going to you have fun with that wow you almost got him i was trying to make you nervous the only thing bigger than those guys is actual bone mass himself and i was you bet you were scared though you thought i was actually aiming for him i was ready now you are that was an epic troll my viking brother you're gonna hit him and ride it and break the boat the cool thing about those guys well the nice thing is when you shoot them like they have a pathing issue where they can't run straight at you they go back and forth don't mean arrow them down before they get to you right they were too scared to attack me i have a random order in my pocket where they come from bye-bye where did that come from [Applause] excellent placement of porto nice what a hater what i was complimenting i like how close we were from he's metaphorical it's a metaphor you dumb [ __ ] we all see walls in our life and we must just turn around and find the door but sometimes walls bring people closer what to the wall you'll see walls or you see wolves my third eye opened from this wow [Music] there's a two big brain for me oh there's a mountain right here oh yes right because like the first time i came here we were up the mountain getting killed not me brother oh yeah it's definitely you zero deaths zero deaths [ __ ] i definitely died many times playing this [ __ ] game it's so easy to die i repair this stuff all gets damaged if there's no roof above it and i haven't yet filled the roof [ __ ] entropy yeah am i right to make the roof the same height or make it kind of a lower area that was better no that's cool like height same height or like a it's a good height sloping down from here would be interesting ooh [Music] are we heading to the mountain now yeah we can wear the e boy this is where corpse liz yes okay he just he was chilling in there and i built that around him i saw your selfie wearing corpse merch they yes very epic thank you i couldn't help notice you didn't have the pewdiepie rhino shield phone case it's just an observation really which phone is that is that a samsung yeah which one do i [ __ ] have then because yours look better i think it's the new one i want the plug i figured since it's my job to film yeah the same have one that has a decent camera on it yeah i know i can tell you all about camera and quality dave so don't worry jesus christ oh god yeah is it gonna be i'll just be like no i'm a gamer no way would i have an iphone i can't even play fortnite on an iphone cringe then what's the point i wonder if there are people who grew up like getting good at being able to play games on phones like pc type games that's what like stardew valley is but there's a whole community of that in like uh what which country is it yeah i don't know if it's india but yeah there's like a fortnight clone on phone that's like massive it's like one of the biggest games on youtube it's like the most fiddly awkward thing to do and people get good at it crazy so cool let your legends out for mobile that's nuts i played mobas on uh phone before it's actually not that bad yeah i think like strategy games but fps is uh yeah that's tough trying to move a camera around whilst doing stuff on a phone well if you play on an ipad you can also like get all these attachments if you really want to [Music] at that point like why are you not just playing it on pcc right oh we got a little puppy oh i'm indian but i don't play mobile i'm not like other girls good on you deviant fight the power wolf cup here oh really i want to say it oh so tiny so cute must kill it now oh get back how dare you oh sorry sorry real quick sorry no no no it's a baby it's like the size of a large dog already though your medium this dog it's a wolf what's the difference between a wolf and a dog uh wolf has uh a tail okay i've only ever seen the front of a dog before so i don't know and paul's eating some meat over there shall we venture to the mountains yeah i don't know where it is um you sure i've got a teleport you actually went there earlier oh it's the middle oh there's a right one there's one right here behind us too the snow this way uh touristy where's this way out there to the mountain toe you having fun there excuse me running into this excuse me oh god there's a dragon oh boy straight away a dracaer or a dragon very different author okay no problem shoot it all right watch this okay someone make it all right i got it oh i got it i got it got it i got it you did it yeah look at it drop the uh what is that something it's cold i don't like it oh yeah you guys don't have the fight the tingling what's never said resistant stuff yet do you take it oh it's getting close it's over here somewhere let's see i think it's right here yeah is there a volcano you can jump into asking the important questions oh here i can tingle sense it's here brothers my viking senses of course what does that have to be in your inventory how does it work i think yeah oh you gotta equip it okay i got it right click that mug [Music] silver bang oh you found it we're rich boys too hard i can't no wait it says oh look how much i'm doing okay okay okay it's tough to work you're hitting it too hard you're too strong my strength i apologize oh there we go i can hit this how much do we need a lot one or two much you can carry which i can actually carry more because i got my belt they're silver even more great this shitty way too easy i really did oh would you like you're too heavy you can throw the stone that's in your pocket out i [Applause] [Music] i'm freezing get out of here oh yeah we're if you're fully fed you should just regenerate oh one silver whoa what the hell then i hit it too hard again yeah sorry too strong another silver vein someone in the chat house asking if there's gonna be a hands on the scenes of coco is that gonna be a thing uh thank you for asking the [Music] really interesting question and my answer [Music] what is what was that awkward skype call where they asked about thailand and to who or something and he just hung up oh god did you see that that rings a bell was it thailand they they were just like so when will they recognize oh right and just silence he's like what was that question oh and then she just repeats the question and then he hangs up and then he comes back and she asks the same question oh taiwan sorry guys all right this thing's huge it's so [ __ ] funny like how dare you ask me that my indication of quitting the call should have been enough for you to realize and chat listen it was time that's what i'm doing about that coco question that's me i'm hanging out what was that question i mean i don't know anything about the nuances this is funny reaction my pickaxe broke i hit too hard here take a take this silver from me if you can carry it you carry that big lodge big large very sad big sack behind you big sad can't carry it hold up which one do you want silver yeah just if you have enough room for it or not big large very sad and carry what you can until the rest down i'll pick it up big large will throw away this thanks big large giveaway stop throwing all your stuff on me i'm gonna make room over here throw it somewhere else throw it down the mountain so sad i'm sorry i can't [ __ ] move what am i supposed to do oh you can drop some of the silver there's a lot of silver here actually [Music] shift click that bad boy and throw some down should we get like an overcam like a caravan a caravan yeah isn't that what it's called okay you know what no [ __ ] you guys out like all of us walking in you know what all of y'all snail eating backseat gaming critiquing my aiming how dare you i refuse to i'm striking the large viking strike of you just to pat me at this point anyway you can't can't actually mount anything what's that say just a pack meal at this point anyway you can't mind anything it's too hard uh pack meal i thought you said i patented it because i have you will hear it from my lawyer [Laughter] you can defend us from the drake don't care for drake but it can kill me okay don't actually want it to die all right we're dead we're there [Music] trying to jump in here with an axe because i think it'd be cool big large is big sad he does not fight no more he's like achilles my brother where has your joyful battle gone you took my wench now big sad is sad no please murder murder things like the old days you disrespect me you guys you guys don't care about me you guys think i'm a loser i do not think you well you're not you're not really helping your case doing this just because you can't mind the syrup with your brothers does not make you a loser i am on the strike i refuse this is not the official strike because you do not have a union brother so corporate you're telling me corporate won't recognize my own recognized strike brother you will be you will be paying legal fees till the end of ragnarok well [ __ ] i better start mining i love working [Laughter] [Music] i'm mine all day brother i mine all night like a real viking brother i admire it i will be part of your promotional pa campaign to say how much i love working here i've been paid by the amazon to me from creating unions no they don't pay me at all i just work because i enjoy it so much jesus vanes still going did you guys see all those fake like amazon pr moves that they did no i don't know if it's like a conspiracy or some [ __ ] but they're obviously trying to stop employees from uni unionizing so there's a bunch of tweets that seem like really sus kind of like what we're joking about oh like people saying how much they love working yeah yeah and it's like a sudden period yeah yeah yeah when previously there were none it just seems like that yeah how do they think no one's gonna notice that's that's why i don't think it's real like you can't be that dumb but who knows yeah right level brain strap yeah that it that would be the way to do it do you care anymore or are you guys both i'm full sorry yeah let's uh venture down the mountain my brothers we can do the caravan thing you suggested you have some good ideas big large finally my ideas are recognized i want to be i need to be promoted senior manager i believe let's not get tasty senior managers i will need you to submit your resume okay i sent you what qualifications do you have big large how many battles have you murdered him i've killed a couple dogs what i mean i'm sorry but the position has been filled [ __ ] i'm not qualified no you are not qualified for you are not qualified to do anything to come up with my comebacks well your your mom okay maybe you are your mother mother don't bring mother into this i bring mother in the soon this [Music] the union is unionized i think you're getting are you getting attacked by this drake right now yeah big big drac attack [ __ ] god's plan i'm freezing i'm wet damn skeletons are chasing you the mountain skeletons are crazy i'm so close to dying get me out of this [ __ ] munch i think i am overqualified at working at amazon anyway are you looking for new ceo perhaps ask mr bezos step down step down it's not even bezos anymore some other guy named john what would you do if you owned amazon me yeah as the new ceo as new ceo oh you want to know my business plan of course uh well first off first order bit business make sure drivers get uh time to have bathroom breaks yes that's an actual thing speed vehicles that's an actual thing that they had to release statement about oh because they kept finding [ __ ] in bags in the vans i thought that sounded really seem reasonable oh wow anyone in the chat that works for amazon i'm sorry for you you're sitting watching the stream it's because all that all the because they'll come with lockdown all the bathrooms are closed it's like a weird combination yeah but surely they can just [ __ ] pay for i don't know right first order of business fire all the drivers we will automate the everything you're moving the episode five years [Laughter] ahead get this eagles will deliver the packages from now on eco so eagle egg eagles no it's not i don't know what this is both depending on the area is there silver really at our base and whether people perceive it as a pr marketing move that is empowering or if it is offensive to women we will do a survey to see i think there's treasure buried underneath your face here that's the eagle yeah nice one look nobody tell the way tell feet nobody tell big large that once he picks up the silver that we're going to need wolf skin you know the whole base may be that can be arranged no problem no no finally i'm qualified you do you it never be the ceo oh [ __ ] some people don't like killing wolves [ __ ] [ __ ] honestly that's a very ceo attitude i wake up at 4 00 a.m to murder wolf from 4 30 to 5 30. i didn't see you go in that direction i have a strict schedule ceo viking disruptive longships from 5 30 to 5 45 all right i guess the rest like this i don't know if it's just us that finds them sounds like a really shitty youtube sketch get marcy to order you another one even sipping on that one for i'm trying to get the goo out yeah you got more in there got to go what do you want me to put the freeze gland at oh [ __ ] it's not all freeze land spot second order business all automatic system fully automatic storage system we just use redstone brothers no problem but if the workers don't have money who will buy the products [ __ ] our whole economy will collapse don't tell anyone of these news dave snail eater this could be the end of viking era start of what era i don't i don't know what comes after me i'm not sure i'm trying to think yeah i don't even know like it was like in the hundreds was it the vikings i'm like totally off with that no no no it was way later lee erickson was like 300 right rednecks came after hell yeah my people it takes me longer to figure out where stuff goes then i'm sorry i appreciate you trying to stick to the system i already put mine in it's quite simple really yeah it's gonna found one box full of stuff and i'll just scream to the sky thirsty it's another day brothers what's on your schedule smelting lots of smelting i smelt all day sequel [Music] where are the smelters we've only got one here yes it's over here it's full right now if you're trying to get rid of your silver that's okay that's okay okay they're on the same spot so we kill wolf yes i've already killed a whole bunch of them that should be in what what kill him kill him get your sword it's the dangerous wolves it don't matter they're part of nature stand down pin him down it literally was going to kill me i think it's okay if yourself defense right it said you ready oh he's got the [ __ ] shield what the [ __ ] i'll never get to that run run kill the wolves he hates when i kill the wolves no don't run wolf run i'm sorry i'm sorry okay i see you were a viking until you took an arrow to the knee oh my god hang on i can't turn off friendly [ __ ] oh it takes a while you can't just hit someone and then immediately turn it off get it cool down i'm sorry back at the grave put another barrier i had something in there it's his body oh god he liked sausages rest in peace deathbringer looks like thomas a tank engine on top [Music] what the the troll the troll what a weird kids show were you watching that's not thomas i don't know i don't know it's a freaky anime i think this wolf wants to leave well yeah after what you've done he's trying to get out of here why is my legs going through what the [ __ ] oh yeah get your legs out of at the deathbringer's box what's wrong with you i give him my legs i walk so he can run god thomas the crack engine i've been streaming quite a while i'm getting kind of tired this game kind of does that you're like he was kind of like ah well you get to that smelting stage and you're like well [ __ ] that was fun there no nobody i'm very impressed murder the boss brothers struggle doing that on my own i have to keep the scene in a while yeah i saw that he was already someone was like oh yeah i know what's going on here i was trying to lure him into the uh village of all the other things but he wouldn't go up the side oh what a [ __ ] no i need to put my stuff on there like i don't need to log out with all the stuff we gathered [Music] oh thank you thank you for the stuff to do with that sausage that's what i'm talking about my ideal chicken oop poisoning thanks bro a whole poison arrow wow wow you're welcome brother i told you this automatic system works have you literally done everything you can automate in minecraft now i mean there are small stuff but anything i need i think maybe there's something i haven't thought about some of the nuances of minecraft haven't been is there like an automatic content farm in minecraft i wish then i would finally retire amazing videos happen as is looking at other people's youtube channel and steal their ideas yeah i saw someone say like a grave to uh tandy ddm dantdm's uh minecraft oh rip that was a sweet idea [ __ ] what is that for like a year and a half right yeah that's gotta hurt well he shouldn't have he should be more careful just get good you get good nerd no i those uh he died from the [ __ ] raid farms because they can glitch through they happen to me once too and it was super dangerous that sucks you gotta be careful well they can peek through and then you forget you think you're safe so you're not wearing your full armor and then oh my god yes you ever do the um science experiment where you blow into the lime water and it goes cloudy oh we're like in yet like the science lessons in school neither of you did that did you suck instead of bloat see i i've had the great thought of oh maybe if you suck it makes it less cloudy oh oh no that reminds me of another dumb [ __ ] i didn't score we had the to save a mannequin from uh we had to learn like how to save people from water if they're drowning so i thought like oh the best way to save them is to like empty all my air so i can sink to the bottom everyone else is doing this wrong all right i need to just like i like the logic though that's smart it's right at least it's like full intelligence zero wisdom no practicality yeah well it was hard to say those mannequins [ __ ] heaviest stuff i never did that with a mannequin i did like picking the brick off the ground in your pajamas what what what what does that do people in chat can back me up on this you have to swim in your pajamas and swim to the bottom pick a brick off the bottom of the pool really one thing nah dave spitting straight facts see but but why in the pajamas oh bricks aren't live bro get out of here well it's isn't it like a an example of like when you're wearing clothes but you don't want to waste your you don't want to get your real clothes wet so you get to jump in your pajamas that's really funny everyone chat's being like no what i have to go brothers this is too weird for me all right thanks for having me thanks that was some fun all right i'll talk to you guys later bye-bye bye-bye oh it's a good time with those goofballs thanks for joining stream on another epic adventure we did some minecraft we did some geoguess here we did some valdeim and now we say bye bye [Music] bro fits the camera profits a screen you

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