Pets in Isolation

at least I have company and I have Myrtle and skinny Joe and skinny Joe cracks me up why do we call him that 3 2 1 that's why Myrtle stop I told you don't touch my wig everyone handles it different I mean my ass has always been in isolation get it I mean but Bob Bob lost his goddamn mind it's not like a quarantine can make videoconferencing suddenly not suck I mean zoom is better I guess but it's like being the best catheter you still have a tube up here we tried one of those zoom parties but at some point you run out of Rosie and everyone's just staring at their own face it's like a tic toc video in purgatory and then the Millers wouldn't leave or hang up or whatever you call it Kaylie just because Nigel is doing it doesn't mean you can't Kaylie get back inside no I said I'm fine with the alone time gives me a chance to work on my novel it was a wet night like always there was a knock on the door so I said come in a sultry voice came back I can't come in I'm a clam and I don't have legs I felt my instincts tingling well then how did you knock with my tongue she said call me a sucker but right then I knew I'd take the case dear diary it has been some time since my last entry the authorities have placed me under near constant surveillance no doubt they have discovered my plan to eradicate the plants and this is their revenge the authorities almost never leave and if they do they do so in disguise it is as I feared they thieves and are most likely responsible for stealing my smelly babies that I bury in my tiny beach for safekeeping the world is full of cruel surprises dear diary I had hoped that the sudden large quantities of the tubes of endless joy were a sign of kindness from the authorities I was wrong this morning I walked into the room of the giant water bowl to play with the spinner of happiness one of the authorities was already there doing something with the tubes of endless joy that I dare not repeat out of decency all of the pleasures of my life slowly wither dear diary after 1560 two days of begging my dearest human not to leave not to ever leave he is finally listened most of my days now spent staring at him or following behind him at the distance of one and a half feet as he ever fall it is truly heaven and I pray it will stay like this forever [Music] you

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Published: Tue Apr 14 2020