PetsTalk Holidays

what do the holidays make me think of oh I know tinsel what she's gonna get embarrassed now it's okay hon it's not going on the internet so last Christmas genius here eats a piece of it fast-forward 24 hours she's got four inches of it hanging right out of her it's like the corn kernel of Christmas decorations went right through her so she's walking around and she looks like one of those pull-string confetti poppers and I said honey I love you but I'm not pulling that out I mean in the end of course I did and by the way that's the definition of love when I guess I'm most thankful for her it's hard to love something that much painful like actually painful like this what's happening right now feels like fast acupuncture Oh more like I'm getting a very slow tattoo I've just random bloody dots I grab the mouse I let it go I grab it again and again and again and that's what I do but I always felt judged that I messed with its head before I kill it but check this out they decapitate a tree right and then they keep it alive with sugar water then they put all kinds of crap on it right to weigh it down and humiliate it and then here's the kicker they put wrap boxes all around it you know what they're made out of cardboard and paper dead trees and they keep it alive like this for like a month before they toss it on the street I mean it's so hardcore so yeah no I mean I totally get the Christmas spirit seriously you're gonna do this right now during the interview I'm sorry he's a bit of a humber sure it gets a little awkward at the holiday parties I lean over to get an hors d'oeuvre and suddenly my head's bobbing like I'm skiing moguls but that's what holiday parties are a chance to come together and see that everyone can be an idiot don't take it from me but yeah most cats that we're on the NIP all through the holidays that's how we make it through just a blur of colourful lights and then you wake up in the new year plus now it's legal are you seeing this it's like suddenly there's just lots of ants but like superhero hands paranoid no I'm not paranoid why are you paranoid I feel like I'm moving my head a lot like more than normal but like if I stop thinking about it I might not move my head at all what are we talking about oh yeah holidays yeah I mean it's like a bird sorry question how long has it been since I blinked I mean at first it feels like the whole world's trying to pet you and let's not talk about the dreams yes I dreamt that I coughed up a hairball right that looked like Santa Claus and it stood up and walked around me and climbed into my butt and then I coughed it up again and it went around and around like that like I was a ride in a water park listen in the holidays you see these once a year friends like the neighbors Pekinese you know and they mean well Oh what are you been up to so you condense a year of life into like three sentences and then you're like oh crap is that really it and of course it's not I mean all the small things don't make it into that story how you figured out how to jump on top of the living room bookshelf or in the middle of the night when you jump on the bed and feel your person's warmth like there's a little furnace inside of them it's like the tree all the ornaments of your life can be small but if you can step back and look at them all together they can be quite dazzling and by the way dazzling is a very weird word this video is sponsored by audible if you're like me you like listening to a good story you know the classics like the art of racing in the rain or the dogs purpose or William I can't eat my eyeballs audible has those among a vast selection of audiobooks they also have exclusive audible originals created by some of the best storytellers for a limited time you can get three months of audible for just 695 a month that's more than half off choose one audiobook and two audible originals for free and they're yours to keep visit audible.com slash Zef our A&K overtax Zef RANKL - 500 500 it's a good gift for the holidays for someone you love or for yourself visit audible.com slash the Efra n-k or text is a Efra n k dove 500 500 I tell them if they'll listen I say don't do the NIP every day or else you'll end up looking like me

Channel: zefrank1

Views: 2,003,007

Rating: 4.9345241 out of 5

Keywords: cats, dogs, holidays, ze, zefrank

Id: 3PUlJpsbHSk

Length: 4min 13sec (253 seconds)

Published: Tue Nov 26 2019

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