People Who Prove You Can Always Be DUMBER

hello friends it's me and today i have some juicy dumb people for you guys i'm selling dog children if you want dog children please dm me dog children they're called puppies you uncultured swine you saw here somebody doesn't know what a baby dog is called dog children that's like somebody having a kid and being like oh i just had a human puppy gotta drop the human puppies at daycare y'all need to do the world a favor and educate yourselves so you don't end up like this are you going to class tomorrow here is my temperature it says 100 degrees what do you think does that mean you're pregnant or not yes yes i am having 100.4 babies i simply will not be able to make it to class tomorrow there's just too many babies inside me and i can't deal with this stress right now if you don't know what this is yo mama didn't love you it's a thermometer you take temperature with it this ain't a pregnancy test this dude keeps trying to take a picture but he's got the cover behind his phone and he can't work it out oh no my camera broke i'm trying to take a picture show my wife that i'm at the ball game why is my camera black it ain't working hello seems 911 not be working all you gotta do is unfold and he thinks his phone is broke i looked at this for a second like wait you did it wrong you're supposed to back up into the water and drop the boat no this whole truck went head first into the water i was like oh no i messed up i was supposed to back up huh the boat sitting there like what are you doing stop it you can't swim i love playing xbox this is how you do it right you know if only there was a better way to hold this this is the actual picture in a newspaper of a couple having some fun playing a new game okay who gonna tell her why are drinking fountains so short in europe i wonder why how convenient and considerate of europeans to put a drinking fountain right next to the toilet so you can pee and then replenish your pee with some good old h2o delicious thirst quenched she really did that okay who go and tell her who go tell her cause it ain't gonna be me smash like if you know what that is cause it ain't a drinking fountain hard boiled eggs are disgusting i almost died eating one the crunchy soft mix is absolutely disgusting it's like eating a ravioli covered with chips you're supposed to remove the shell this dude really took a bite out of a hard-boiled egg a bit like eh was it crunchy for i thought eggs were supposed to be soft imagine that you didn't have parents or something they never gave you a hard-boiled egg and then when you finally had one you forgot to take off the shell sorry i only like my eggs boneless but however that is a very accurate description like eating a ravioli covered with chips except that it actually chips there's some idiots stamping this on five dollar bills thinking the lincoln memorial is the white house my president donald trump lives here come on really look at this just stamping every five dollar bill out there you don't even live there what do you mean i must stay a virgin for life i want to set a good example for my son who go tell her can't have a son if you're gonna stay a virgin doesn't work like that just finished working out now i gotta reward my body what is that hold on meatloaf and bananas we're just gonna put ketchup all over it and milk milk meatloaf ketchup doused bananas i am done i am so done hashtag healthy meal get out of here with that hashtag disgusting you can't drink ketchup and milk with the same meal whose son is this mother come collect your son so on amazon there is a jupiter globe for sale you know like the earth globes but jupiter and it says 4.5 inches right and then somebody asked the question any possibility of contacting the maker and arranging a deal for a life-size model battery's okay for that deal life-size model you know we're talking about a planet here like a whole planet do you even know what life size means you think it means human size like i'm alive it'll be as big as me that's life-size no no no take a life-size c because unless you're elon musk that's not happening he could probably buy jupiter bye england hello london hashtag train station excited london is in england what you mean by england hello london you're still in the same country literally london is in england i feel like she'd lived there her whole life and just left to go to london like what do you mean by england you still inside it try again next time what a beautiful day to go swimming in the pool oh wait i have some editing to do for my vlog channel why isn't it working i thought iphones were waterproof so you would think a laptop would be waterproof too this hurts my soul seeing this she opened it the wrong way too like hurry up it's not too late take it out put it in rice does that work for laptops or only phones was just trapped on an escalator for hours power went out why didn't you just walk down the escalator then cause it stopped working an escalator is just moving steps oh yeah so it is did you mean elevator no an escalator an escalator she was trapped on an escalate was she the only one on the escalator like stop moving i'm on the middle of the escalator we're just gonna have to wait here for a few hours then she didn't even mean elevator an escalator you walk up and down it how you get stuck on it i think everybody knows starry night by van gogh someone sell it for twenty dollars on craigslist right and then someone actually gonna ask is an original 20 starry night mango yeah maybe if this was like in the 1900s it might have very well been an original for twenty dollars but bruh that's in a museum somewhere worth millions and millions and millions starry night costs it's sold for more than 80 million dollars and it's worth over a hundred million dollars and this heathen is here asking if a 20 photo is unoriginal fangum never heard of him my husband is less than your husband you know it baby kitty face his heart much love for my gorgeous wife oh the dude can't even spell gorgeous she doesn't know the difference between greater than and less than this is cute i'm happy for you i'mma let you finish but greater than and less than you got the wrong one honey you put less than my husband is less than your husband she's sitting here thinking she's gassing up her husband but honey you just roasted him i mean come on i'm dyslexic when it comes to things like this but like less than come on is that l even even i got this nailed down less than is the l so is left it's literally so simple but then again someone in my family a grown adult literally called my mom i need to help my daughter with her homework what's the difference between odd and even numbers i'm not even kidding somebody actually asked that now you know what kind of family i come from no affiliation okay we don't talk anymore homemade eggnog thanks for the recipe starbucks homemade what is this you literally just then exposed yourself there is a carton of eggnog yes so what you put the ready whip and sprinkle some cinnamon on top oh don't forget they had to have put the eggnog in the microwave wow so much effort impressing 30 seconds ago this ain't homemade this walmart i'll see you cracking any eggs i'll see you whipping them up it's like literally taking a carton of orange juice pouring it into a cup and adding an orange as a garnish and being like homemade oj how did beyonce's album go from number one in a hundred countries when there are only seven asia africa antarctica australia north and south america europe i like how he thought he was so smart by naming all of them like these are the seven countries don't even at me i am a genius this is rigged you talking about countries not continents i don't know maybe he fell asleep during history we only got seven countries knock knock yo no that's not how it goes you have to say who's there let's try this again knock knock okay who's there honeydew low anyway what's up blocked he's trying to make a knock-knock joke and you're ruining it every single time i'm sorry we cannot be friends my hands look like this so hers can look like that wait some don't look right holy guacamole those are some hot dogs who just got their nails done are those hot dogs i guess they do look a little fake they're hot dogs somebody seriously looked at this i don't know if they didn't have their glasses or something and was like oh yeah that's what a girl's manicured fingers look like spot on nailed it real good maybe it's your fingers maybe it's maybelline but no it's hot dogs well had to leave deadpool shortly into the movie should have realized beforehand that it would have been too adult for a nine year old at least the tickets were only five dollars live and learn she took a nine year old to see deadpool brah that's a rated r movie i heard someone say the same thing they should give parents some type of warning or give a better rating you mean like a r rating that's the whole point of ratings there's seriously people on this planet that don't know like rated r movie that's not for children i mean that nine-year-old ain't gonna learn nothing new that he hasn't heard already before on fortnight alex posted a picture of the eiffel tower hey girlie are you having a good time in new york this is in paris she went to europe oh lol the empire state building is in nyc nice try though lindsay the absolute genius oh her knowledge of the world is too powerful for you jake somebody looked at this actually was like that's the empire state building what y'all need to learn your geography people really out here being this dumb i just realized 2020 is 2020 backwards that's next year 2020 no it's zero two zero two unless you're talking about 2020 then yeah 2020 when you say it but when you spell it it's not you tried really hard love is when my boyfriend eats the pickles off my burger because i dislike them even though he doesn't like pickles either or you could both not eat them unless he secretly loves pickles and he's just front-end because he thinks you don't like pickles and he's like oh you know what i wouldn't be hashtag relatable you could order your food without pickles or you could take them off and you could both not eat them but no he has to play the hero oh my darling maiden we must not waste any of the pickles oh but i hate pickles fear not my beautiful girlfriend i will sacrifice my taste buds for the next five seconds while i eat the pickle to prove my love for you oh he's so romantic this is true love they broke up two weeks later this is for all the people in this video get a brain morans moran can't even spell morons you try so hard you got so far in the end you need to get a brain so today i've learned that people need to pay more attention in school especially history class because this is unacceptable i'm disappointed all of these people you're smarter than these people make sure you smash that like button and make sure you turn on notifications click click 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Length: 12min 14sec (734 seconds)

Published: Mon Aug 05 2019