Nope, was actually the person who sat in front of me. They told me about the photo and they thought I might as well use it What The Fu.... You're telling me you went to sleep on the plane a person that sat in front of you their chair is face like this You're telling me they thought you are so damn cute They turned around stuck their phone through the little crack and snapped a pic like oh my lord This dude is gorgeous, and then when you "woke up" They're gonna actually give it to you like hey Let me send you this pic. I took of you, and you were sleeping. Yeah. I should definitely post that yeah, man It's a good one, no! Nobody does that unless you like Zac Efron or something, but who is you and for anybody in-boxing me my eyes aren't edited It's called their green Um yeah Yeah, Ashley. That's your natural natural face Beautiful natural beauty right there oooh those green eyes like emeralds definitely did not edit this picture at all They're definitely green so what app did you use because it looks awful? I wake up this morning to light kisses on my neck as Caitlyn whispers honey breakfast is ready I go see what she made, and YUMMY today is gonna be a great day, BRUH Why this look like Denny's you gotta just bin like yeah me and the wife we went to Denny's but no not even that y'all Didn't even leave your house. I bet she didn't even make your ass breakfast Imma gonna just sit here and imagine a breakfast in my mind Oh, yeah posted on the Facebook John bear is in a relationship with Mia Khalifa I love my new girlfriend. Yeah Your new girlfriend. Yeah, I'm sure she loves you too, and a lot of other guys so yeah So yeah ... I'm engaged. to who the most amazing man in the world Which would be who? his name is David Okay, why haven't I met him you're not always around I know I'm not always around but I see you at least twice a week And you never mentioned anything about this David guy and suddenly you're engaged to him. You know I can be spontaneous sometimes You're also a liar sometimes one of the many reasons, I don't hang out with you as much as I used to ooof Then she posts a pic of him Dave Damn, somebody was gonna call her out Please stop and found his pic on Google by searching guys with iPhones you got caught Ashley you got caught guys with iPhones .. Ay You engaged .. Ay .. who who lies about getting engaged? That's a pretty difficult lie to like keep up like everybody gonna pester you like who's this guy. Let me see him do have any pictures? Do you have anything like of you guys together? No, he doesn't exist except on Google I'm pretty sure I've seen every one of these on my wall all from one person. You know who you are And he posted a link 15 things white girls love to do on Facebook good ol Amy here is like Sometimes I hate having a vagina for the reason that I am compared with a lot of people like them because I never Do any of those things We got Ben over here with the receipts Amy Amy Amy Amy your pic is basically exactly The cover pic of that article he's talking about you. He's sub Facebooking you . Is that a thing sub facebooking? He's talking about you Amy, and you're gonna come over here like I'm not like those other girls, okay, Amy Whatever you say Ashley post this lovely professional pic. That's you Seriously, you have a great body yeah, and thanks where were you it's so pretty It was somewhere in Dubai I don't know I don't remember where your hair isn't even that long and you're not that tall totally yours Oh get exposed I love when these people get exposed like here is where the original photo originated from it is not yours. You're a lying, Bi... I don't understand why somebody would do this when you can easily reverse image search and get the pic I like how she's like somewhere in Dubai like I don't remember where this was taken How can you be so stupid? I don't understand like posting photos that aren't yours who are you trying to impress like damn buy some McDonald's fries No, no no in and out Post a pic of that that'll get you likes did I really do 26 shots and hook up with like seven girls. Holy shit, man You should have held me back at least they beat my record on shots though Why this could look like e15 had his first sip of beer last night, and then tweets this yeah? I'm sure I'm sure Billy and the mom and dad called you What a badass workflow Is this yours yes, oh really? I've linked the page of Google for one reverse image search you can expose their line ass girl. Who are you trying to fool? We all know you work at Taco Bell people on Facebook they're so obsessed with showing off that awkward moment when you're talking to a guy and tell him it's Finally figured out why you look so familiar You look exactly like Jared Leto the guy replies Yeah, that's because I am Jared Leto. Oh my That moment became even more awkward since Jared Leto is performing in Australia tonight He showed me his driver's license I'm sure he did. They still know what I saw This is my wife's excuse you are making this worse first. He showed me his driver's license yeah, girl I am sure he did Jared Leto any famous person like somebody who come up to me be like I realized why you look so familiar You're sniperwolf, and then I'd be like yeah That's because I am Sniper Wolf no no you a liar. He's actually pretty cool Humble dude in person. Thanks for the time Hashtag at Bebe's at Bebe's how old is this dude and apparently? This is Photoshop anyway come on man You're like 30 40 some years old Justin Bieber is your person of choice that you are gonna spend your lonely Friday night sitting on your computer Photoshopping I thought my Friday nights were bad. My mad art skills at work Mm-hmm sketch Literally Witty guys trying to say yo I get this so many times Like people will take one of my pics and then put this filter on it and then tag me in it like I spent hours Drawing this for you. Please notice me, and I'm like If you want me to notice you all you gotta do is be nice you don't gotta lie about it Like I know like I could tell if something is drawn or something as a filter that Took you like ten seconds to do you never have to lie to impress me I will find out and I will call you out on your lives nah. I spent 10 hours putting this filter on your pic This girl posted this pic scared to death someone's trying to break in Like Somebody's trying to break in take a picture of me right now wait Let me stick out my booty, and then I'll Photoshop it later I can't get to the phone too busy pushing the store closed. Oh how thirsty Really thirst quick somebody send out Guy to come save her that is that what you wanted music is pumping drinks are flowing And I guess I'm looking fine since I've been getting the VIP treatment since I walked through the door Too bad for the other girls still trying to get through ha you were right this club is dope why didn't you invite me? I would have loved to go What the you've been in your PJs drinking natty ice and watching Modern Family in bed for hours We just had a conversation about toilet paper was like fucking dreaming Yeah, mom's just gonna expose you like that imagine being bed Yeah, this party's crazy I'm having so much fun right now In a relationship with you really made a fake account to say you had a girlfriend I Do right here he's got the receipts. He's got the receipts blonde girl blonde hair necklace pretty He got a stock pic girlfriend. That's what he's got. Oh, there's more. He found her a real page I love how this dude completely ignores his friend calling him out, and he's like she's messaging now Damaged Completely ignore. She's messaging me right. Now aren't you jealous? Why are all the pics from 2012 on fave him and apparently 24 on a dating website? He's just like I don't know fake, but dude she messaging me right now. Yeah, man. She's messaging him right now. I mean catfished sure fake account What do you think Christmas isn't about? Overpriced gifts and bragging rights to what you bought for who it's about being a good person And helping out your fellow person don't lose sight of the real deal. I like how he covered up the receipt that says Customers copy he tipped the waitress $100 and was like Merry Christmas And then somebody's like make sure you put that on the copy the server takes you wrote that on the guest copy Get called out, I really hope this dude over here, actually took their 100 bucks you threatened for Facebook like oh look I'm such a good person. It's not all about gifts and stuff. It's about likes You're the worst person Those girl poses take this ballerina pic of course the head is cut off And someone else's are her she's like yes dear. It's me brilliant This equals talent And that someone else come on no need to lie yeah, it's me Trying to kid you guys actually have people on Facebook like that like you could not believe everything you hear online or see online Even if some you know these people oh, we got good old Margaret over here. Go to the church every Sunday She's such a good person. She would never lie was she gonna take this pic off Google and say it's her Mm-hmm I reckon I make one fantastic cheerleader cheerleaders Don't smoke love, and you don't know me well enough to know if I smoke or not fuck off my photo random You're literally smoking She got a damn cigarette in her hand in the picture like just snap a photo like I reckon I make one Fantastic cheerleader yeah got caught a hairdresser you're very handsome Don't let anyone tell you any different me they don't So weird how you and your hairdresser had the same conversation as Robert Downey jr. And Jimmy Kimmel You're very handsome don't let anyone tell you any different they don't it's really embarrassing The worst one of all just got back from my trip to France guys oh wow You like touch the Eiffel Tower Fondled it really well What what's wrong with your arm? Did you get Ebola when you were there? Yeah, but it's like all gone now How long ago was this? Today, I just got back. Sorry if I look different jet lag Damn I didn't know jet lag does that to you side effects of jet lag you get cut in half you grow up 20,000 times Your size you lose part of your arm some of it like disintegrates into the air So you'll be back to normal when you go back home Yeah, take it from Stacey She's been to France and you haven't but anyways that's all for today I hope you guys enjoyed this video comment below if you've seen Eli on Facebook and make sure that that like right in the past and subscribe join the Wolfpack Well, I love you guys so much. Thanks for watching bye guys
