Penn & Teller Home Invasion special

and we are in your neighborhood come out of your homes and you will see the world's largest card trick there'll also be free food free food and a card trick citizens of the cul-de-sac emma are in your neighborhood good evening my name is ben gillette this is my partner teller we are penetellar and as you can see it's time for a card trick now we have a perfectly ordinary deck of cards here diamond plate aluminum each one weighs 27 pounds and that's a three at clubs huh now tell this pick someone from your bits what is your name please sir my newest friend that card by your first name just examine all those cards make sure they're all different and give a quick shuffle would you please lo because lou you're going to do what others have done before you and you are going to pick a card pick any card there lou just point the one around in the end there lo someone right in the middle there lou now lou just take this chisel and put it right above the card that you selected would you please right above don't be forced at any card you want to pick right at that angle right about there and then hammer that all the way would you please lou swing low sweet chariot coming for to carry me home nice [ __ ] very nice just step right over here please i want you guys i want you to watch carefully lou i want you to make sure that that forklift goes right above the card you selected i don't want you running around the neighborhood saying penn teller use sleight of forklift is it going right where you said low right above the card you selected now teller has cut into the deck he is now going to very carefully very carefully cut off the top part of the deck now we have the card to which you cut there lou it's right there on top now tell's going to take the card he is going to show it to you show it to the audience we will not show it to either of us the card to which you cut show that around please lou take a look at that card please memorize it and lou take this spray paint and please tag that card right across the top with your name your initials your gang logo whatever you want there there you go lou nicely done we will cane your butt in singapore later you young hoodlum go along bramlett there we go now we'll lose your card in the deck now your card is lost in half the deck lou we're going to go a step further but as i said this is a standard deck of cards there are four suits with 13 cards in a suit that is 52 cards each one of the cards weighs i said 27 pounds that's 27 times 52 which is lou that's correct hundred and four fourteen hundred and four pounds of these cards and i want you to watch this because ladies and gentlemen if you live to be 123 years old this the trick you'll be talking about has penn tiller proudly present the world's largest shuffle oh yeah you may see better but you sure as hell will never see bigger we're gonna square these up now watch how we move these forklifts with the same dexterity as two hands of a sleight of hand artist now lou you saw a few of the faces of the cards go by as we were shuffling didn't you you saw they were indeed all different we did not tell you which card to pick did we we did not tell you which card to pick you picked the card completely at random and now it is lost deeply in the deck well i want you to watch lou i want you to watch what happens when you have professional drivers on a closed track that one's not your card either is it low out from the wings comes nathan santucci our assistant director of covert activities with a rube goldberg type device teller pulls out a perfectly ordinary man's pocket handkerchief and uses that to cover the deck obscuring it from his view he jumps aboard his metal steed and prepares himself mentally spiritually and physically as his partner pen prepares to pull the forklift perfectly into position almost surgically now lou from right where you are please concentrate very hard on the card if you concentrate hard enough without so much as touching the deck without so much as touching the deck just thinking about it that card will rise mysteriously from the middle of the deck and is that your card lou the king of diamonds yes it is that's lou with the king of diamonds nicely done lou the king of diamonds my name is pam this is my partner challenge we're benetton this is home invasions we're gonna be coming into your homes your restaurants your schools and most important your cul-de-sacs wow wow if you'll let us take over for a minute my name is penn gillette my partner tyler we're a pen and teller and kid's going to share some liquid air stuff come on coming up around here but try to keep this space free we want to be able to get the cameras in and also the stuff we're doing is really dangerous come on around here come on beside me just leave some room for the camera okay we're going to show you some what's called usually a liquid air show this looks like water but keep your hands away keep your hands away because it's really really cold as a matter of fact it's so cold that the air that you're breathing okay that's what that is it's liquid nitrogen most of the air is nitrogen this is about 300 degrees below zero fahrenheit now to show you what you can do with stuff this cold here's a regular rose here now you see that rose yeah yep give it a little feel it's nice pliant rose don't rip it to pieces like a peasant in the middle ages there you go we're dipping the liquid nitrogen we are torturing the rose okay and a rose at any other temperature you watch he's just freezing it and when teller pulls that out of there and just it crumbles just like that feel how cold it is they're just frozen you feel how cold they are okay yeah it's really cold it's really cold now watch we're gonna take an egg and it's going to look like this egg is cooking but in reality the egg is actually freezing it'll freeze almost the same way that it would boil see that tells me to give it a few minutes to freeze up now this is 300 degrees below zero fahrenheit and it goes to very very cold it becomes a liquid instead of a instead of a gas or a solvent now see it looks like a poached egg but oh yeah you are going to smell so funky in a couple hours you're going to have rotten egg all over your new shirt listen abc will buy you a new shirt okay sure now we're going to show you something here that we invented we've got a couple of aspirin tablets analgesics and we've got some uh spirit gum which is used to hold on mustaches fake ones like your teacher here and uh we're gonna have uh some a match in there i'm gonna wrap this up now you don't want to try this at home this is very dangerous we're gonna have it put it in i remember how i reacted remember how how it was so cold that it burned the egg it looked like it burned the egg tell's gonna hold that and stick it down there stick it down stick it hold it down tell her you have to hold it into the liquid nitrogen hold it in hold it in hold it in hold it in and then that's just joking just kidding now see that was just a uh a fake hand tiller's fingers were actually okay we were just messing with you it's a little bit of plaster there now there's more for everybody loads to fishes hey kids we've moved on to the cheese whiz take perfectly ordinary household cheese whiz and we're going to show you how our little mouse kevin reacts to it okay here's kevin get your paws off kevin he's going to give a give a little taste he really likes it okay now you watch what happens we take the same cheese with the same package and we put it into the liquid nitrogen okay and you see that freezes up that freezes up and i want you to watch how kevin reacts when you've got instead frozen yeah it does look like it's made a little bit lighter in color and it's much colder get your hands off it and i want you to wow whoa kevin kevin save kevin you're worth okay get these get these you come in you'll go in get him get him he's okay it's just cryogenics he'll be very very cold but he'll be fine he'll be fine get him get him get him out of here and you see all you got to do is just wake him up it's just a plastic mouse there's no worry at all because the real mouse is right over here and the real oh there goes the real mouse don't go no dear oh dear but all we got to do is take this mouse and bring them out of here and once again it's another it's another rubber mouse and oh here's the real mouse right here it's very very oh gee oh boy they're all despondent oh dear that splash into your eyes a little bit now it's very important kids you were right here you saw we're using rubber mouses but people at home might be worried so we want to prove to you that one of the mice we threw in there was not real so the real mouse is in here i'm sure that kevin is somewhere in there see he's fine and kids as a special treat after the camera's turned off we'll throw the real mouse in there for you okay we've been invading your schools your homes and your restaurants but we're only two men there's only so much we can do we want you to help us invade your own home and the homes of your friends all you're gonna need is a blank video cassette or you can tape over masterpiece theater and we'll we'll have a trick you can do with drew carey and a deck of cards a deck of cards will bring drew carey and the blank video cassette is all you're going to need totally blank so you can tell it's blank by just looking at it see it's a that dancer hello citizens you probably i noticed there's a few tv cameras around they are covering the opening of the pen and teller painless piercing parlor right here in your mall we're going to give fashionable piercings to people without any pain whatsoever now i need someone who enjoys uh piercing here how about you sir you have two you have two ears two piercings everything in your tongue no is the tongue pierced let's see come over here we're gonna do the dunk come in here come here i'm bigger than you are sit down here what's your name sir what's your name sir okay steve now stick your tongue out would you please i want to make sure you see get a shot of this stick your tongue out see there is no piercing whatsoever totally solid tongue and we're going to put a ring on that tongue someone who has a ring here who is that we saw someone behind you get a ring there come here what's your name please ma'am bonita okay bonita we're going to make your ring appear magically on what's your name again steve steve's tongue bonita but his ring to steve's tongue you know you recognize that ring when you see it again right bonita and it's going to appear on his tongue this would be a great thing steve stick your tongue off they can see it here we have the ring now bonita come over here and hold your ring right over steve's tongue oh this is so good penitent tellers painless maul piercing now on three it's going to go through your tongue you might be able to see one two three and there there stick your tongue up there ring's not there did you swallow it did you swallow your crazy son of it stand up sit up give me that highlighter spit it out steve spit it out better we'll get it out it's no problem it's no problem get him up get up here get my beers stop down this like get his legs together now steve did you swallow it stephen we said would you say you're sure all right let your head back we'll get it out we'll get out of there it's okay it's okay here we go get some water here that's fine we're going in we're going in steve we're going in it's okay we're going to do it all psychically there'll be no problem be no real incision get your head back there get your head back there steve we're going in here steve now i don't want you to be scared steve you may see a little red viscous liquid this is all done with tyler's mind there's no blood whatsoever it's just this red stuff that says okay just just red stuff out of his hand steve that's okay here we go and we got the ring right here this is your ring here's your wing no that's not a ring that's a little piece of steve i'm sorry but you won't probably don't want to see this steve look at your head back there what do you got there what do you got oh it's it's a penny it's not the ring we see it's a did you swallow a penny in like 1964. but anyway this is yours just take that right in there see there you go keep your head back you don't want to see it okay we're going we're going to get it right and there it is there it is opening dropped it right over here right over here is this come over here please it's bonita is it right is that your ring is that your ring hold it up make sure make sure we didn't switch it but i'm seeing the camera is that your ring now heal him tell her heal him heal him and look he's totally okay that's steve steering up here steve that's steve and thank you for the ring and you probably steve you don't want to swallow that but thank you very much you did a great job your money you didn't have any money steve we're done with this go we're doing fine so you define you he didn't have any money did he there was no money that he had your feinstein we've tried to invade as many homes as possible but hey we're just two guys we need help so we're gonna teach you how to do a trick in your own home in this case in the papa's home and all you need is an envelope a pen a deck of cards and a blank video cassette cause we're gonna give you the punch line to record on your own video cassette at the end of the trick but first let's show you how to do it to do a card trick you need to know what card the person is going to pick it's called the card force we're going to teach you how to make someone pick the three of clubs even though they think they have a free choice you take the three of clubs and you put it under an envelope like this so that your friend doesn't see it now that's all you got to do now we're going to give you the punch line in this videotape you can record at the end of the bit we're just going to show you how to look in your home my friend's about to arrive now come on in my friend he's my friend i'll show you a card trick no no no no no this is a good card trick take these cards and shuffle them a little bit mix them up it doesn't matter because the three egg clubs is under here that's the card he's gonna pick he doesn't know it okay now start dealing him off onto the table stop whenever you want i don't care he's gonna pick the three of clubs now watch how i do this this is a great move you want to stop there okay take this envelope the envelope and i casually throw them down on top pick the top card the three of clubs look at it memorize it don't let me see it and put it in the envelope he doesn't laugh to let me see it we know it's the very nicely done let the envelope seal it up you remember what it is right okay now right cleveland on the envelope you'll see why cleveland in a moment now put that put that envelope with the card someplace really safe good thinking now watch is this your card the eight of spades it's not i'm acting disappointed is it the king of spades no is it the six of clubs or the i'm just a failure see i'm acting let's do something else fun let's watch tv it's the drew carey show is this your car is that your card pull it out see all we needed was that video tape with a three of clubs on it that's your card right there so put the card under the envelope wait for your friend to come over and then use this videotape that you're going to record right after this oh break just a sandwich home invasion we'll continue in a moment with drew carey here on abc welcome back to pet and teller's home invasion get your vcr all warmed up get your finger boys right about the record button and get your blank videotape already put it in because you're going to have to record that drew carey show so you can do the trick right now you're set to record here we go get it running because we're gonna roll it in three two one go the dress code clearly says college shirt and a tie that's exactly oh here comes the weasels well well well mr carey going to a luau hey this is a 50 shirt okay 15 but that's nothing and this uh tie is uh palpably obscene material hey what about my freedom of speech that i expresses who i am yes and who you are is unemployed okay the car thinks a shirt and a tie you can't fire me yeah maybe is this your car hey pig i needed to sign this what about her it's not what you wear it's how you wear it you got your videotape punchline all you need is a deck of cards and an envelope with the three of clubs all set and you can go invading oh hey now let's see what you people need is a car trick but few of you stand up here let me just show you a card trick here get up get up get up come on show some life we have a card trick here we have a miracle for you perfectly ordinary deck of playing cards examine that deck of cards would you please sir just look it over make sure the cards are different give a little shuffle give a little shuffle there sir and we're going to show you a psychic miracle out here on the beach you've got nothing else to do but lay in the sun and get them all shuffled good shuffler there yeah we're gonna have you uh taylor's gonna be completely blindfolded here and uh we're out here where there could be no electronic devices or anything like that and i will blindfold my partner teller right here so we can't see anything is he blindfolded yes he is he can't just get my hand in front of his face and we're going to have you pick a card come here let me get a little bit closer here have you just just uh tell us gonna uh riffle down the deck and just tell them when to stop there and i'm going to look away make sure i'm not looking anywhere near there just cover my both sides of my eyes pick a card there look at it show it to the camera show it around a little bit everybody see it is everybody seen it over there okay i'm going to turn back around now is it back in the deck okay now we've not seen this i'm looking out of the ocean there could be no monitors no one's signaling me and i'm going to psychically tell you you know what the card is right you all know the cards i'm going to psychically tell you the card is the king of diamonds is that right it's just a card trick the um the uh five of diamonds it's a diamond though no it's a it's a face card it's a it's a face card uh uh tell her um uh it's uh it's a block card yes what was the black card okay we're getting closer uh it was a face card no uh uh oh teller uh teller teller uh i i don't have any idea what the card is and is this your car is that your car the three of clubs that's your card right there oh gloves there it is right there why don't you all go back to getting melanoma just lay right down there and make yourself to home we have work to do further down the beach thank you so much for your time excuse me hi uh my name is pendulum part of taylor we're ben and teller we're gonna do a great magic trick for you perfectly suitable for restaurants telling me to take some pictures of all you guys and while he's doing that i'll entertain you a little bit here listen i'm going to take over here a little bit why don't you just run along if we do any damage we'll have a crew guy pay it just just oh i'm sorry i just knocked him down i was gonna take a uh you see that this is uh not uh standard juggling equipment these are yeah yeah they have a little bit you can see they have liquid and they have a little bit of a weird uh weird kick to them here let me see if i can do these uh complex solids in the in this plane just try it wow did you see that kick on that thing this is this is not going to be a uh a an easy one here i mean here we go here we go oh there you go now you're talking okay now stopping is the real hard part i think i'm gonna try to put that green bottle under my head you better be ready tell her i'm not topping that let's go let's go let's go let me just grab these you got your pictures taken teller you got your fixtures taken we're going to be moving in here why don't you just uh i'll just slide over here slide over here stand up here ma'am because i i would like your seat stand up and move over there would you please snap it up uh thank you we have pictures of of the patrons here there's a few more and we're going to take a picture of you right here ma'am there you go oh you look very nice very nice what i'd like you to do ma'am is just sign your name on the bottom of that picture would you please ma'am right on the bottom there it's not quite developed yet but uh but when it is we're gonna do a little trick for you we've been taking pictures forever here you've signed your name there there you go is that is that connie is that right yes you've signed your name there we're gonna take this picture okay and we're gonna put it among the others just somewhere and mix them up there and then we're going to take our little psychic friends you've heard of the psychic friend network when you call the psychic friends this is who you're calling right here we're going to take them and they're memorizing you they're memorizing every little nuance of you and now they're going to take you and just let me just give them a little drink here they get a little thirsty there you go there you go and then we're going to put them here and then the psychic friends who are meant there she is again no there's yours i knew that once i opened this can of worms there aren't many left here oh they're memorizing you oh they know all about you now okay and now go go guys go these are uh these are worms just like uh just like crescent go ahead go ahead they've memorized you they're looking for you now they're looking for you see they got the vibe on it get a go go he's a go-getter over there he's going right to the top he's climbing that corporate ladder these are analytes you know and they're most of the biomass on the earth is analytes ants and anilines are much heavier than us especially the oh there we go now reach in there connie reach in there reach in there i'll break your damn arm i swear i'm bigger than you grab the one the one that cut you i don't want to ask you to do any tricks here to help and whose picture is that is it your picture is that your signature look how well focused it is got ella's arm in there and we have a picture and look how happy you are she's so happy to see the worms she's going oh boy worms we're kind of talent in a restaurant and this is home invasion come on boys time to go back home they'll march right in by themselves we're going to do a little bean trick with the uh green valley high school marching band what's left of them would you uh pick uh bean out of there would you please uh ma'am would you pick a bean out of there please and give teller the bean give me the bean and watch this carefully watch it carefully oh there's one one two three four harry houdini holds the world's record for holding his breath in his death-defying water tank don't don't do gag in the wrong car tell her stay tuned because after this teller will attempt to break harry houdini's record tell her i don't want to get upset tell her is not holding his breath now and you can see by the regulator in his mouth we've taken over the kitchen we set up our lights our cameras everything told you to invite anybody you wanted any friends any family and you brought my son your son nick well good at least your son is standing by you okay we have the cups and balls it starts with a sheet of real tinfoil actually three sheets of tin foil rolled up into balls and three cups hence the name cups and balls and it goes like this nick watch this to the first ball place it in tiller's hand until it appears underneath the first cup take the second ball we place it until his hand till it appears underneath the second cup you give the hang of this now nick in the feel for this okay the third ball plays in tiller's hand it appears underneath no it doesn't make it appears underneath thee okay now it's underneath the cup just took him one time through now we're all set for the second half we have three cups and three balls take the center ball place it underneath the center cup each of the side balls go to the pocket but not for long nick because now they're right underneath the center cup where they started now i take these three balls like this and while you're watching this you didn't see that underneath this cup appears the giant ball one more on either side and oh brace yourself nick because you're going to see a potato it's a real potato now nick did you see how that was done we can show you we can show you because we've already been thrown out of the magic castle they got nothing to do to us now so we're gonna break a few rules of magic first rule of magic never do the same trick twice we're gonna do the same trick twice second rule of magic is you never tell someone how it's done i'm going to tell you exactly how this is done third rule of magic is you never let the audience see your secret preparation this is usually done backstage so the artist does not know what is hidden in which pocket and the fourth rule of magic is unwritten but i think any magician in the world would agree with in a second that you never ever do the cups and balls with clear plastic cups there won't be any mystery this time nick as we do our version of the cuffs and balls take the first ball pretend to place it in our hand having already snuck in underneath the first cup take the second ball simultaneously screaming beneath the cup pretend place in our hand and show it take the third and final ball pretend to place in our hand and then surely the cup at the same time secretly secrete it and reveal it now we're all set for the second half there's three cups all loaded three balls on top take the center ball place underneath the center cup to each of the side balls where you put them away we don't need them we have three doubles in the center cup with these three balls i come over here and nick you probably thought this was juggling this is not jungle this is called his misdirection why are you looking over here until it puts the final ball under there's one more on either side and of course for the finish a potato there's the cup there's the ball do your worst nick keep the potato for the punch line people love to see a live potato it's livestock sometimes they have tigers we have a potato hello we are pen and teller and we have come to your mall to demonstrate that we are no longer in magic we are now in the business of mall miracles moving closer i want you to see this really close come on move in move in as close as you like right here we need someone to really show a miracle to i'm looking for someone who is maybe uh how about uh how about you kid how old are you kid hey come over here kid what's your name kid oh see him isaiah the perfect name for a miracle separate of your isaiah now my partner tyler has the magical miraculous power to be able to mend polyester with his mind now we have here perfectly ordinary polyester like some of you embarrassingly enough have on your own person but isaiah i want you to watch this we have here we have here perfectly i'm the big dumb one in the group okay tell us a little sneaky one big dumb one takes the polyester and tears it asunder it is now in two pieces there close to equal side what you're going to do isaiah let's listen carefully is you're going to hold this side of this and you're going to hold it really tightly really tightly then you're going to back up into the crowd over there so we're about we're about halfway so tell us in the middle back a little bit further isaiah and you watch this as teller mends the polyester using the secular humanist method of a knot now isaiah that is the way any objectivist would do it but you watch this you would watch this he is going to go a step further he's going to take he's going to cut off the bunny ears these are not real bunny ears abc wouldn't let us do that he cuts off the bunny ears there and there we have a knot there scoffing in his belief now you watch this isaiah as teller uses just his mind to perform the miracle of the polyester totally and utterly restored now isaiah isaiah i asked unto you does that seem for you to be a miracle or a magic trick a miracle or a magic trick what should it seem like to you isaiah we'll give you another one to be able to make up your mind now you have one end of it don't you you have one end of the polyester i have the other end tell us somewhere near the middle you watch this he's gotten there he's got that in your face you see him cutting it give it a little a little step give him another snip i said take a look there is he cutting it don't take your eyes off you watch this isaiah and you tell me right now is that isaiah a miracle or a magic trick magic magic track okay isaiah just my luck i get a skeptical kid it's okay isaiah we're gonna give you the power if you do it yourself you can't doubt us teller is now giving you a miraculous power isaiah do you feel that power question through your veins do you feel that power isaiah oh he does he does he's nearly speechless step toward the middle of the polyester toward the middle of paulie find the center there find the center isaiah you go do this yourself find this grab the center grab the center now you isaiah yourself have found the center of the polyester you are going to take the scissors and you are going to isaiah run with the scissors right just kidding just kidding isaiah cut the polyester now you found the center you cut it yourself didn't you you cut the polyester you found the center you can help them tie the knot help each other out pull it nice and tight just pull it nice and tight their eyes there pull it tight there is there pull it tight tug on it there make sure it's tightened out now i say you see those bunny ears there you are gonna you're gonna snip off the bunny ears give a little snip there isaiah little snip don't watch his fingers that's my livelihood there you go there you go and yep and give it another give it another snip or two down on there give another snip another step there you go now he's rolling with those scissors now give the scissors back to tyler now you watch this you saw it tell him before didn't chase that you saw him put the force on it put your hands around that put your hands up cover it up just like tyler did come in there you feel the power do you feel the power isaiah do you feel the power of color then let the masses and the cameras gaze on your work you see that isaiah there goes there you're now a man of the synthetic clock you can keep that polyester with you there you go isaiah all that polyester that's isaiah there isaiah with another mole miracle from penn and teller start with the most prescribed pain reliever in history come on back in let me invite you into your own house we need to set up lights we'll be doing a car trick here for you have yourself a seat except for you and stay out here and you just just sit on the arm there so i can get to the rest you just uh just find a seat i'm going to have what's your name tim tam you're going to use a stopwatch here when i tell you to go not before hit that button there once you hit it move your thumb away don't touch it again no matter what and just give me readouts at 30 second intervals 30 seconds one minute one minute you do great and i'm going to do a card trick for you now card tricks are the poetry of magic and you're going to be fascinated i have no doubt about that but we're doing this for a big network show and those people get very very bored so to make it a little more interesting while i'm doing the card trick for you my partner teller is going to be holding his breath now tell her i don't want to get upset tell her he's not holding his breath now as you can see by the regulator in his mouth and the bubbles coming up teller is breathing relatively comfortably through this scuba tank he'll not actually stop breathing till the cardiac proper begins now if you'll be kind enough your name mark just grab the uh lock the tiller has there feed it through the house leaving the key feed it through the house and lock him securely in his underwater coffin of certain doom lock it now please want you to lock it up now teller is holding then just just step right over back over where you were now televising the key to this lock and indeed quite literally to his life in his upstretched left hand and he has sworn on his honor as a gentleman he will not relinquish that key to these supremely skilled hands find the card that you've selected mark now uh for those of you interested the world's record for holding one's breath is four minutes and 35 seconds held by the great harry houdini now if that doesn't seem like a long time dia when when he starts uh the card trick just take a deep breath and hold it and you'll see it does seem like a little bit of a long time now what i'm going to ask you to do tammy is as soon as that regulator comes out of his mouth you just punch that right hand button that don't hit it again then start your readout at 30 second intervals would you please and uh what i'm going to ask you to do mark is just grab the hose right there and very gently wrench the regulator out of the tank just pull it all the way out put all the way out pull all the way up go go go is it going kenny is it going now just take the tank and the regulator and just drag it over to the crew guy there's a few crew guys off camera there just drag it over there and as soon as you're back over here mark we'll start the card trick proper switch you're back over here mark thank you thank you uh right over here now um marcus wants you to see this is a perfectly ordinary seal deck of playing cards would you just unseal it please there's a little pull tab on the side like a pack of smokes it's right over i don't smoke well yeah it's not too late to start there you go just throw the shrink wrap on the floor it's not my house 30. nicely done tammy very nicely done okay i want you to see the seal here this seal is indeed not tampered with is that right yep okay would you break that would you break that seal please be careful that's a real street knife you might want to just put it in just parallel to the to the deck like that and then just break the seal there you go and just uh open the open the deck please and pull out the cards all the cards yeah gravity's your friend throw the box on the floor there they'll clean it up later lose the two jokers on the face two advertising nicely done that would also be one minute sixty and the two advertising cards in the back okay and give the cards a thorough shuffle unless you have a shred of human decency anywhere in your soul okay take your time maybe a nice shuffle just give them a shuffle there you go how you doing damn you okay everybody doing okay okay we're doing fine just shuffling the cards all set there now i'm not going to change the order of the cards i'm just going to fan them out and mark take any one card would you please obviously do not let me see it don't let me see it wait till my back is through the turn and then look at the cards yourself memorize it show it to them and also show it to the camera nicely done tammy okay now take this magic marker mark and write your name right across the face of the card the side that's different from all the others the side with the value in the suit honor write your name across there put the cap back on the marker hand it back to me please mark okay and show your name on the card hand me back the marker please mark thank you show them the mark of the card please think i'm going to turn back around conceal the cards from me conceal the card from me please he's showing the card around teller two minutes nicely done tim place the card right there i want you to see this shuffle once you see this is indeed a legitimate shuffle nothing fishy going on i'm going to give it another shuffle as you can see there you're right on top of me here mark what i want you to do what are we at tammy right now what are we at right now 214 teller and we be jamming now mark uh since this is your house i may know your last name but i don't know your middle name what is your middle name mark edward edward that's singular right edward not edwards is that right no edward singular edward nicely done tammy hold your hand just like that would you please edward e d w w-a-r-d and is that your card edward the ten of diamonds no it's not it's not that's no problem no problem at all edwards no problem no problem whatsoever edward uh e d w a r d edward edward edward okay edward that's fine thank you thank you three minutes so okay well i don't seem very worried do i no i don't know before the show even started we put a card in this envelope which says on it what does it say 6 11 6 11 pm which is before we even started this trick if you believe what you read what i like to do is when i say go rip the top off the envelope pull the card out show it to the camera and go yes pen that's my card okay wouldn't i tell you to what are we at right now what do we have right now timmy 320 325 that's perfect okay go go nice and loudly yes pen that's my card 330 go go go there's pen that's my card sort of no pen that's no no seriously mark don't do a joke don't do a joke is it your card no it's it's your guard mark no don't don't do a gag did you sign your name on the mark really did you just see the card but my name is mark he's nice not your card i must have i palmed off the i i palmed off the wrong cards when i did i palmed the wrong card tell her just give me that tell her i palmed the wrong card man it's not going to work tell her give me the key tell her give me the key john give me the carry tell her give me the teller give me the key okay thank you he's he's right uh okay we made a promise we're gonna stick to it okay okay i just told you hey hold it out ah edward uh e-d-w-a-r-d no e-d-w-a-r-d oh okay okay it's fine fine fine but was it a black card or red card black or red black oh what was the black or red black or red black or red r e d r e d r e what are we at tammy 4 30. uh one mississippi two mississippi three in mississippi four minutes to be bought congratulations kelly just broke through danny's record um must be on the floor just to see the car in the floor there oh let's grab the floor find the car would you please did you see the car come down here there you go come down here at all what are we out what are we at tammy what are we at four foot let him out let him out let him out mark run about here's the key here's the key let him out let him just undo the lock he'll bomb to the surface i'll find the car in the meantime it'll be fine just jiggle it it's a coffee jiggly jiggly what do we have to be happy yeah forget it forget it edward he's brain dead just forget it let me just give this a try here just give us a try just put some water in there now just the wrong key edward uh edward there's a rule in circus that whenever someone's attempting a dangerous stunt they're responsible for their own rigging so although the high wire may be set by roustabouts always the walker himself who checks the final turnbuckles so it's clearly teller's responsibility to make sure this is the right key and i don't think there's a court in the world that could blame you edward even though we thank you even though we have all the video of you locking in the tank and taking away his only air supply and it happened in your home uh i think it's just a wonderful thing that one man has ushered in a new era of responsibility by being willing to die for a principle he believed in albeit an insignificant card trick not like to dedicate my entire national tour coming to your town to be entitled simply pen to the memory of this great man let's gaze once again in the face of the one true hero for our time ladies and gentlemen my ex-partner teller and his doctor card is that your card mark well thank you thanks so much mark you can uh you can keep the key and what are we at now 6 30. well from here on indicates it's real easy it's not it's not really worth uh worth time and so uh so there you go it's uh six six forty now and they'll be uh they'll be people in a while to to clean this whole thing up it's okay but why don't you just have a seat you've had a roast you've had a rough time we can just bring some people in and clean up here all right it's your house okay let's get them out

Channel: Dave Hofer

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Id: 8yXF6z5Zu60

Length: 43min 49sec (2629 seconds)

Published: Tue Apr 12 2016