Pee-Wee Herman Gets Extremely Close To Dave | Letterman

ladies and gentlemen my first guest tonight is  the host of his own very successful children's   television program although it's hard to  prove um he will also be appearing here   in New York at Caroline's from June 7th through  June the 11th please welcome back Pee-wee Herman that's okay shut up shut up okay space attack okay now I'm up here okay okay like what why don't   you take a picture it'll last longer  hey anybody like a Tootsie Roll tonight okay oh okay okay okay okay so funny I forgot to laugh oh Nancy would you stand up right here for a  second I like to just give you a kiss okay okay all right thanks a lot okay what's  your name I'm just kidding okay okay oh okay I got a little thing that I'm  gonna do right now real quick so so okay okay I want to just take a  picture of everybody right now   BB because because this way when I get  home I have something you know Okay so okay so so if everybody could just like  kind of you know switch it together oh   okay okay and you if you could just fix  yourself up a little bit back there okay okay foreign okay okay okay no no I I need somebody I need a  volunteer for the audience okay okay   use it right there in the red come right down here okay just step right in here okay what is your  name sir how are you Holly Holly okay okay Holly would you just  put these on right now okay could you take a little longer oh okay what what we're gonna  do Holly is we're gonna we're   gonna reenact the scene from the  Creature from the Black Lagoon   and this this right here is the creature mask  right here and you're gonna play some funny   You're Gonna Play The Creature right here so  so just stick this one over over your face okay great no no no you're just  stand right here okay okay now   up okay okay I'll do the jokes  Highway you just stay right there okay okay then I'm out in the swamp sure it's a beautiful day out in this  world I hope I don't see any monster ah um right here okay look how look  how we prefer helping me out look um hey did you notice my wolf fan  Little Wolves all over them look my glasses look having a soothing beverage are  you okay now uh it says you are the host of your   very own successful Children's Program now uh  where would one go to see this you can't see it   yeah it was on it was on a couple of years  ago on home box office a couple of years ago I'm gonna be on a lot of just finished  playing Pinocchio oh Pinocchio yeah yeah yeah it's gonna be  on Showtime and you know who   produced it he knows the producer  Shelley Duval you know that girl   that played olive oil I know who she is  yeah yeah my nose grew I had 10 inches that's a picture of it right there and that that  was my father Carl Reiner played Geppetto right   there all right my nose huh did you enjoy that  yeah yeah it was really really fun yeah so how   are things going really really well good look  I brought I brought you uh I brought you one   of my t-shirts look yeah because because you  wore t-shirts all the time and and because   I've been on this show so much I've been  laundered hasn't it Peewee yeah yeah and   and look Peewee press That's a newspaper I  have a club and everything and look here's   a secret Wallet card and it looks it looks like  just a regular old business card but then look why is it uh Dave oh Dave oh well that's your  secret name because your real name's Dave so   Dave oh and then you know nobody will know it's  you I can travel incognito with the aid of this   uh yeah you know how look here's how I how I  travel incognito when I don't want anybody to yeah these are uh fascinating little uh little  things you've brought us here tonight now uh   you can you have other things we're gonna go  away for a commercial station identification   and then we're coming back and you can do  anything else you want Pee Wee Herman is   here tonight I was just looking over this  uh issue of the Peewee press Peewee uh fun   fan stats I didn't realize this of course  your full name is Pee-wee Herman but it   says right here that your nickname  which I am surprised to know is p you have the silly looking teeth by Donkey teeth did I see you in the hall smoking earlier  before not me no it looked at me like you   had a butt going across my heart and  hope to die really I thought you had well this is quite a nice little newspaper  we have your photo here with the Go-Go's yeah   and this looks like this is just like this  and uh Lou Ferrigno Lou Fred no Incredible   Hulk so that's a that's a very nice uh thing  to have hey Mr I was wondering if there was   one thing that we could play right here for  for a second it's an obnoxious game remember just unlike the rest of it so far tonight oh the echo games I'd love to play  I love to play how does the game anything I say yeah and then  how long will the game go on put your hands in the back of you like that  okay look good take me downtown oh hello all right I've never played that game  yeah you mean just just a second ago yeah yeah come down here for for a second  this is called fun with caps okay okay and now I got one more thing I gotta  show you because because I do a lot of   stuff with shoes remember remember last  time I was on I had that big shoe dance   and everything so so this time I  watch my shoes right now because   because now I have another shootouts  for it with my sneakers okay ready hey I I got this other this other little let me just  interrupt you here you can do it all you know what   that's what you call multi-tality you  can do everything this next segment is   called close up with Peewee and  what we have to do is I have to   come over to the camera and then  come right come right in come on la la hello hello hello everyone hello everyone oh my gosh is that the phone I'll get it hello oh laughs you know you know what look look  look look at this look corn Monica this right here is my little [ __ ] dog Donnie  right here look I'm a little bit rock and roll hey Mr Lemon you want to hear wanna hear  an impression of my next door neighbor   are your parents still alive look here's an impression of my next door  neighbor his name is Moses and they call him   Moe and he and he always looks like he's smelling  something bad ears what his face looks like look at that here's how he talks look yeah yeah this is what he says I thought they were out of the business ladies and gentlemen thank you peewee right back

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Length: 12min 42sec (762 seconds)

Published: Mon Jul 31 2023