Pearl Harbor!

[Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] what's up everybody welcome to the history hyenas I'm Christa stefano AKA chrissy goat dick with me Yanni papa Yanni feta cheese Mike mush is in here coughing he's got pneumonia Zach Isis is sick and Zach's also got a youtube video that says watch the FIFA Women's World Cup on Fox and fs1 live and the answer is gonna be no because women are real athletes yeah and listen if you work for NASCAR or you're in car racing listen Chrissy Dix Chrissy go dick is available for advertising he's trying to put an ExxonMobil logo on his dick because his dick is [ __ ] Speed Racer yeah it's a Speed Racer and today let me tell you something we got a [ __ ] nice episode that I'm really really really excited about we're gonna talk about Pearl Harbor when unfortunately the [ __ ] yeah we're gonna hear a lot of short you woke up the [ __ ] bunch thank you look listen the Japanese lost out for one reason one reason only yeah because they sit indian-style at first way song change yeah I mean you are coming out of the gate with two pistols and you're just going back because I'm coming out of the gate like [ __ ] the Japs tried to come out of gay with us to do a sneak attack on Pearl Harbor they got beat back yeah they got be popping myself I'll take you fishing that's right yeah you're crumb bum yeah you're crumb bums you tried it Russo was down there and if you don't like it you ball at that wall yeah now give me the lunch special yes way so yeah mix it up with Chinese box box you [ __ ] losers yeah that's one thing my god welcome to I this is the slaughter 14 my name is Shari that's my friend patty Mulroney we do an audio podcast out of my my uncle's apartment here basement yeah when Ridgewood Queens also known as colossi also known as wherever they else small-minded meatheads live yeah that's where we live but I yes oh [ __ ] it oh you alright I got coffee and I got [ __ ] Chinese sauce all over my body look at me I'm using our neighborhood do make a good cup of coffee now they do they do this is yes and Japanese women will get crack the [ __ ] open and clean the [ __ ] out they are a hot [ __ ] pizza Asian ass all women will get cracked open and cleaned up because they love everybody yeah except during times of war yeah at times of war unfortunately yeah let me tell you something because of this episode first of all my grandfather I think I've said this on the podcast still he fought in World War two annie annie edison other another family somewhere any another family somebody he viewed japan as the enemy to the day died he never ate sushi and he never picked up chopsticks cuz he viewed him as the active enemy well you know the oleh into the 1990 well you know the old expression the apple doesn't fall far from the tree and that apple is a big headed brick head and [ __ ] german kid from Ridgeway yeah what it is cuz yeah listen he also had another family somewhere know what no that's that was the other one that's my father's cuz let history just keep repeating itself yeah because make no mistake my mom's dad left the family and my mom had four brothers and sisters so left my mom my grandmother my mother's mother as a single mom and then my actual grant my grandpa who I called grandpa came in and took over a family met a woman who had five other kids and that's just what I do I met a woman another kid and I said in order to catch up I'm gonna have to just have a baby with her yeah yeah I mean you know we just kind of were products of our environment yeah you don't have to be an anthropologist or sociologists to know that Mike most he's the product of San Antonio Texas by the way I will be down there soon if you want to open for me yeah what is it called laugh out loud yeah yeah so my club in America go ahead I know it's a great club I was honestly just kidding but unfortunately I'm not going back there do I look good my kimochi sorta it has like a little let's hear Mike I don't how you doing I feel pretty good yeah where'd you come back from just now Mike San Antonio Antonio yeah it's a little there's a it's a little wet it's a little wet in there yeah yeah fill away and we're products of our environment and the exact Isis grew up on the mean streets of [ __ ] Queens yeah points well Jax got a call today he said he came in here in a sweatshirt it's 900 degrees in here yeah but he's a rapper he needs to tuff up because you grew up in the mean streets of Queens with a Palestinian father used to make no mistake discipline whatever kind of white his mom was yeah and that kid he's got it he had to learn how to rap he had to take it out and yeah yeah you know and then eight ma it's gonna be a Queens version a mall called Scrabble finger yeah and here's the thing I'm just talking to the owner of this establishment you know who you want I just say food in your studio and I know that's against rules but if you want to say somehow but I knock your head clean off and making it to matzo ball soup matzo ball then you say something to me I'm not gonna clean off making a matzo ball soup shallow yeah you just you just don't care anymore I don't care you're at the point now if somebody has something to say to you you want them to say it within jab range yeah if you say it just get in jab around this is what a clean left hook cuz make no mistake this is a hundred percent true my mother called me at ten o'clock this morning so yesterday and said I can't stand that woman yeah yeah happy happy belated pride and also come out a few days but yesterday when we film the today's Monday July first yesterday was Sunday and it was a world Pride Day fiftieth anniversary of national pride so shout out all the ffs and T B G's that are fans of ours thank you so much for your support and we support you as well but I posted a picture of me wearing a shirt that had a guy one guy getting blown by another guy and it said finish him and I posted it and a lot of people liked it and my mother called me this morning at 10 o'clock in the morning and she said Chris I I really want you to tell me the truth I'm your mother I love you she's like but are you gay yeah she asked me I don't know she said I said mom it's just a shirt I was just being funny yeah you know and she said she said honey if you're gay it's it's totally okay we support that she's like but please just let me know if you're gay because she said that coupled with some other things that I've heard you say I'm gonna need a few more brews I just don't know I just hear nah I just need to know how many brews I need to pick up at the at Pathmark yeah and I was like Marie shop again shop right she was basically ask you should I pick up a 6 or or a 24 24 and I was like mom listen to me and listen good I was like I'm not by the way those two guys look like me and you yeah a little bit it looks like make no mistake you're a photogenic good-looking piece of trash that's not what I look like in real life because you do you're a good-looking kid in real life but you're also extremely photogenic you're more photo yeah you better look in pictures because you're good as good-looking in real life but you got bad skin you're a snow monkey yeah so your skin looks like you just been wind burned by my winter yeah yeah yeah cuz I got pictures of May Day Chrissy when it's over 90 degrees everyone from Asia is not safe and it's just the way that it is because Chris is in full-blown made mo yeah I'm in full-blown [ __ ] made a mold I'm in [ __ ] I'm Chrissy blitzkrieg yeah Chrissy little bike emoji face better [ __ ] just keep a hand up cuz he might get pop with a snapping right he might get it mom Mike no reason yeah I may punch his head right back over that wall yeah it's just my way cuz you had a good time in England but tell the people yeah do you want to do that here or should we save that for the pot riad no let's just do it cuz make no mistake if the people who booked me here then so be it I spit in the wheel so here's the truth of the situation if you if you're if you owner of that club and you know the I said it email that somebody died that family emergency not if it's true [Laughter] just what is with different languages please can you post the picture I remember do we pay Isis too much yeah the truth of this the truth of the situation is yes I I had shows in London from the Soho Theatre yeah Monday and Tuesday by the way thank you so many hyena fans came out you guys know who you are thank you for I'm it's so amazing to me any honest that we have international fans so thank you guys so much for coming out to the chosen in London and we will come back as the history hyenas and do the solo theater next year I promise you that did you well first tell Vijay and then I want to know what your Coco situation okay I told you I Coco - girl who I'm not sure if it was a if it was a guy or a girl the lights are off and she she wouldn't take her pants off and she would only keep the lights on but I was spinning the wheel and I was about four Amstel lights in so I was [ __ ] hammered again I like that you're watching your way while you do this yeah I'm trying to stay light beer yeah so Monday Tuesday Soho Theatre was great then Thursday Wednesday I took the Train I had shows at the stand Newcastle and I took the train up there it's about a three and a half hour train ride up into northern England where you know it's just a different place like northern England it was nice it was great the people were great but it's just you're really far away from London and then I felt really far away from New York City you're really far away from the baby and you're really far away from Yanni at that point yeah I'm really need to be close to either Yanni or the baby or patty fly balls patty fly balls and and and and I was really really far away my phone didn't work unless I had Wi-Fi in the hotel which was [ __ ] you know it wasn't a piece of [ __ ] it was it was actually beautiful hotel but it's a small thing small little little itty-bitty hotel and James Deebo little debo was supposed to come out and meet me cuz he works with jeopardy does the bags but he tells gross he's a pilot but he does the bags he was supposed to come he was supposed to come meet me when Thursday morning so I was always supposed to have one night alone in the castle so what you would have just sucked it up for it you want to suck it you got apologies no no I did Wednesday night I you know I did what I always do I slept in the hotel bed with with all the with all the lights on and the TV on the water running so I have a sound I had the water running in the bathroom yeah there's always a sound to something and then I put on music and I fell asleep and I woke up I popped out of bed every two hours yeah with my heart racing and then once the sun kissed with your fingers yeah one might doubt my fingers and then once and then once the Sun and then once the Sun came up I knew I was good to go but unfortunately when the Sun came up I there was a text from debo saying listen you know I just thought I just thought that I could go to any airline and say that I work here at JFK for JetBlue and they would let me on a flight but that's not how it works he said so I couldn't get standby in any flight so unfortunately I can't come he said cuz JetBlue doesn't go in Osh he goes JetBlue is only gonna start flying to London in 2020 dick you still be there and I was like nah man so then I start to then the idea started to creep and started to slowly creep in that I should probably leave yeah so yeah I don't know where that idea came from but it came from a place that look I understand you were across the Atlantic gosh yeah you didn't feel safe I didn't feel safe you don't feel protected by Jesus because Jesus died to keep us safe to keep us safe Jesus put the Atlantic Ocean air between America and and its enemies there for a reason and also I was I was outside of the borders of the wall so I can't be protected by the wall if I'm over it yeah so it's white walkers everywhere it's white walkers everywhere and they really don't like Americans over there yeah and one of the comics was mouthing off about American I was like you're good about to lose your head yeah you're about to lose your [ __ ] you see within range I'm gonna stuff a couple of American hot dogs in there one of them's gonna be my dick yeah so you just yeah so treat the you like a speed bag you'd be like the speed bag I don't care yeah so why and say in it why are you doing it in it so when so so that was Thursday I started to creep the idea and then I was gone for a run and then I'm sure my mind created it wait does that before or after you told the ritz-carlton staff that you were a baseball club okay so Monday and Tuesday what happened real quick just backtrack and I stayed at the ritz-carlton in London for about a thousand and night so you're basically losing money on the solut send money hand-over-fist but you were spinning the wheel and then so I got into the ritz-carlton and they invented class and fashion in London and the ritz-carlton is like the original Ritz is is London so so everybody's in suits you know $1000 suits Ted Baker suits whatever it may be Hugo Boss shout out a doff so all of them all of them were in suits and I came in and Lululemon Lululemon sweats in overthrow boxing sweatshirt and a bat and a yogurt from Pret A Manger and you were what you were in a walking American flag I was a walking American flag so I came in and they couldn't believe that I was a guest they're like the guy kept checking me and he was like he get first of all I gave him my life he's like oh we can't find your name and I was like no it's there I booked and then I pulled up the resident confirmation and then he put it in and because it's not popping up I was like it's right here yeah and then he finally the third time I think is like I hear it it's like he was trying to on purpose be like dead out and I could see security kind of looking at me and kind of just being in the area because they want you out they wanted me out and then he was like what brings you into town and I was like I'm on the Yankees will wait and he's like for the baseball game that's coming this weekend I was a gamma I'm a relief pitcher yeah and he was like okay right here and then they gave me into the room they gave me the room and then and then yeah I stayed I ordered room service I spent I would say I spent about about $3,000 in two days yes spin the wheel I spun the wheel and 3,000 pounds so we're working about 4,500 American yeah welcome to a new game show called Chris CD spins the wheel is he gonna win money lose money kick on a real we don't know I don't know so I spun the wheel and that was Monday night at the ritz-carlton then Tuesday and I got the [ __ ] from the he-she or I don't know what it was you're spinning the wheel cause the spin of the way I was having a good time was it a good blow II it was it was a little toothy was a little it's probably a girl there cuz make a mistake if it was a guy they probably know how to do it better or they had pretty big hands too yeah okay so yeah so so do that I do that and then I'm certainly here on the knuckle but it was dark in there no but I was your Adam's apple I thought I felt testicles you thought so which means Eustace if you say thank you where'd you meet her at the show okay she's at the show where she Fanta cos Oh what is wrong with you guys I mean you didn't tell me she was a fan before we started talking about this do we need to tackle this all out it's what it is I do we need a cackle here I'm not mention any names no I know but we're calling her maybe a guy yeah but you're joking so so anyway so in New Castle plus they got a different legal system different yeah yeah Thursday so Thursday I go out for a jog in New Castle which is beautiful by the way I went in a nice tour and I saw the ancient city of Durham which is good I hired a local tour guide and then I told him and then I took a picture of mine I said it's for my podcast and then I just told my fans I met him on Grindr yeah it's just what it is it's just what happens if he and he said it's gonna follow me on Instagram so now he knows yeah follow us on Instagram cuz you posted it to at history hyenas at history heinous and also at patreon.com slash Bay Ridge Boys so Thursday what happens is is um so Thursday what happens is is um I go out for a jog and I start to feel like really kind of sharp pains in my lower stomach and I know it's probably nothing yeah but I convinced myself stomach cancer well know that my appendix was about to burst and you need to get home to freedom yeah I needed to get within the walls so I have the best health care on this [ __ ] planet even though it ain't free yeah so but you wanted in Easton Hemi or a South Asian doctor immediately immediately so what I do I start to have the idea of you know what I gotta leave so we're having a conversation all the comments are talking Thurston at the show about plans we're gonna have Friday plans we're gonna have Saturday and I'm like eh I can't wait I'm gonna be great I'm gonna go we're gonna meet for coffee I'm gonna go Saturday were supposed to go to some beach I was like I never seen in Atlantic Ocean from the English side I'm excited bah bah bah bah bah and then I went back to my room they were like oh we're gonna hang out if you know what I'm gonna just turn in because we got a big day tomorrow we're gonna be it's gonna be exciting right and then I go into my room now wait a second this whole time you know that you're just lying to them because you're not going to show up yeah because a train ticket it's on my phone so you're just you're you're you've done that and the rest of it you're just winging it then you're like I'm gonna I'm gonna cross the bridges as they come and figure out how I'm gonna do damage oh yeah yeah and I'm just I'm just lying online yeah so and you're admitting it and this is why you're Krissy dirts just the lights broken we need the city to come fix it yeah so this is an intersection it needs a red light so so what happens is is I just say to myself all right I'm gonna leave so it's about 12 o'clock my train back to London is at 6:00 a.m. so I just stayed awake I literally sat I was fully dressed sitting at the edge of my bed watching friends reruns on their local TV channel ITV for and I waited till it was 5:50 and I was just up watching TV because I was so excited to come home and then I started walking to the train station got on the train at 6:05 got until London st. Pancras I'm sorry Kings Cross station at 9:30 and then I just got in a cab in 150 an hour over I just got a $150 uber because I should have taken the train but I just wanted to teach [ __ ] get to the airport so and it was an hour and a half of traffic so I got to the airport and I didn't have a flight and I just walked up to the desk at Virgin Atlantic I said look I got a business class ticket thank you Mountain Dew I said I want to get on the next flight back to JFK I don't care if I have to sit coach middle seat just get me back there and then they said well you're in luck because there's a business class ticket available for the 12 o'clock flight so I said I'll take it so I got I get on the flight and then I realized we're in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean I realized I forgot to email the club and I forgot to text the comic that I wasn't gonna make any of the plans that I said so I said I sent a I sent an email and a text from them you know middle of the Atlantic Ocean telling the club I had a family emergency that somebody died and telling the comic friend that I also family emergency it was a pleasure to meet them and and and I and I really am upset that I had to leave because I was looking forward to the next two days and this was just Yankees Red Sox tickets and I spent 250 pounds a ticket on that I just left so I lost about 5,000 pounds so let's just figure out first of all I got two questions yeah there's a lot to digest before we get to Pearl Harbor yeah before we get to those [ __ ] sneaky yeah yeah well look a character piece yeah thank you we got a lot to digest here first off I want to ask you by the way if you want to hear more about Chrissy's trip go to our patreon comm slash Bay Ridge Boys for our last walk and talk again the waka talks are just starting to get a little wild yeah because we move in yeah it's a little we're starting to get unaware that we're on air and we're just talking yeah and I'm also yeah that and also it's just real quick I met the um I met the chainsmokers and one of my very close friends wife's bangs one of them out what one of my very close friends wives bang one of the chainsmokers out and chain smokers the chain smoke is a big band and I music group and I asked one of them if they knew that certain woman and they said yeah and then giggled so I'm sorry to my friend assist good now asbestos is okay now what are we doing here this is this that you make it my question even more intriguing because yeah what is the point to tell all these people these things if two days later you're just gonna on your very popular podcast just tell everybody what you did because the truth is situation is if anybody's got anything to say that get a clean left hook you know the truth is situation is yeah cuz this is a party we're at Chrissy DS party yeah you fight everyone over to you party yeah but you know there's one thing that's showed up late my brain your brain is not there yet yeah mic motions on muffin wash yeah is there we're all there but your brain is just running late it's caught in traffic yeah so what happens is we're all dancing at the party and then your brain shows up it goes oh yeah I gotta make some damage control calls yeah so but it's what it is yeah so yeah so so that the wheel you hook the guy and you left early big big deal big deal yeah and I only ate pizza I pretty much a pizza for every single meal because I just wanted to [ __ ] it I needed to feel American I don't like leaving America anymore yeah I don't think I'm gonna do it anymore yeah yeah it's just you couldn't you can't beat that with the baby yeah I don't want to leave America I'll only leave America with the baby cuz is that way you could get like a backpack where you just put the baby in you want to just take the baby from the situation yeah I just want to take the baby from the situation yeah and just we just take the baby put her in the bag at this situations new boyfriend today and yeah he's a nice guy yet bent head so it banging out kids mom yeah I mean yeah yeah he's a nice kid yeah he's a nice kid and and you're happy you know I'm happy you know truly I look at everyone happy she's happy and happy she's happy cuz everything in my life now is looking at my life from the point of view of the baby so if the if if the baby's mother's happy yeah because the because of the baby's mother's new boyfriend then that makes the baby happy and that's all I care about listen the baby's got optimal happiness whatever that takes because my babies I got a happy baby I swear to God pretty soon all three of you are just gonna be sitting on the curb at the bottom of the of the bottom of that block yeah you know and you're just gonna be just sitting there on the curb just sharing a Gatorade yeah you know yeah picking up each other's kids so it's just what it it's just what it's yeah yeah in about a year my daughter will have a new sibling it'll be nice yeah that's be nice so it's just what it is we're gonna move out of this territory and get back into into you know just just mellow or shallower waters what do you want to talk about I just want to swim back into the shallow end of this pool okay and get back into the history part of the hyenas cuz we've gone full-blown I mean we may just have to spray cackles all over that first part of the episode yeah we got to get like a cackle whiteout and just go back and just yeah yeah I mean did somebody give you true syrups yeah I don't know what's going on but yeah I'll probably it's good to have you back in the USA though yeah I just I think that's what happened I think going to England was nice and I'm happy I went but I'm just yeah I don't you say I'm just good not leaving the u.s. for a while now yeah or if you do leave the yes we talked about that I think you need to bring a little bit of New York with you won't be the baby debo yeah in Germany yeah we're right there and yeah and in the bed next to me yeah yeah you were good yeah cuz you know I was close yeah member what Patti flyballs came to the room drunk and yeah good morning again he was doing that yeah you catch the ridge would you bury a lot of emotions and then you just do this with your eyes just flick the wrist yeah and that's the way to get it what does he call those one of those the heebie-jeebies but he's got the scary just because I'm scared I got the scary I got the scares because he you know well the scary just could be his body going we're about to shut down because you're alcohol yeah this is an anxiety attack you could die you could die yeah and Patti thankfully did get his shipment of Bluetooth so he's rock hard for someone he is rock hard for someone who feels good it's good for America it's good for us all yeah it's all he was uh he was the F he was at the gay parade the Pride Parade for 19 hours yesterday all the time yeah and he was sending me videos Davis love me does anything more than five fighter loves or accomplice and over time do I love all the time yeah he was he texted us the the hours he said I got paid from 100 200 200 yeah he sent it to the group chat as if we care they do military time they do yeah he does military time and he doesn't say lunch he says meal just I got meal time yeah make no mistake Sergio I hope you guys enjoyed our last episode the fans missed you very much they always miss you very much we go away why Sir George it was great yes sir it was great he's great off the bench Sergio he's a he's a fun right he's an honorary Bay Bay Ridge point now yeah and he did he did tell us on the last cast that we gotta turn the ringer off I know when when when you guys go on the road yeah first we were joking about how organized you are and how disorganized I am I basically make Sergio tell me where I need to be yeah cuz I just don't know you're just winging it but then we discovered that you on purpose you on purpose get one room because you want to sleep in the same room with Sergio it's what it is he said he said Chris will get another room he'll get another room to beg someone out and then come back to sleep with me in the room yeah I mean because you don't like sleeping alone and my wild kids you are a wild kid I have to listen this listen right now we haven't got to Pearl Harbor yet there's good reason what I'm telling used absolute truths I'm not exaggerating for comedic effect there's no hyperbole in this whatsoever he gets another room so there is a vacant hotel room for another adult and he will vacate that hotel room to go back and let's say goodnight to Sergio and sleep in it so you could be close to somebody yeah and that's just the truth that's just the truth it's just SOS alone and Sergio just says yeah I just think he doesn't like sleeping alone and that's just what it is it's just what it is you feel you feel happier just knowing he's there yeah I just feel happier just waking up and just seeing yeah another guy from New York yeah yeah yeah it's like a bunk mate yeah yeah you're not a kid who does good alone unless you're alone in New York yeah yeah like like last night my daughter wanted to go sleep in her bed and I was like not bad there's monsters in there you gotta sleep yeah you don't like be alone in the room it's just what is cause Mike is every time he laughs there's a little coffin I'm a little worried he actually looks real good bike might be good with cuz do you have any Easter heavy in you at all no I don't know you look like a little Mongolian yeah well because I guess Mexicans originally the native people of the Americas they marched over the Bering Strait and so they were Riley Asiatic right so that's where a little bit of the Asiatic comes from you got a little eastern Hemi in there way back just like he's got a real real snow monkey background I mean we're talking about tribal Germanic swimming yeah like a real snow monkey yeah like a real one so anyway we're good it's good to have you back Chrissy and we're brought to you as 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to July 4th yeah we're going to verse east house we're gonna get banged up you're bringing the baby no the baby's not coming because the baby's hanging out with the baby's mother's boyfriend yeah it's just what it is that's what it's like it's just got to deal with that but you can say that means you're gonna have a couple pops on on the 4th I'm gonna have a car you get a little emotional I might get a little emotional and unfortunately depending on the kind of mood I in and how hot it is and if with a couple of pops if somebody says something to me and it is there in range I mean range they may just get a left hook and lose their head yeah look I got a little advice for anyone right now dealing with Chrissy okay he's got a situation with something so what you want to do is you want to stay at what you reach I don't know but I got long arms he's got a good jab it comes kind of slow ish you got the snapping rights quick yeah that's the shooting hand yeah that's right and that comes quick right come snapping so joe said today it's starting to really hit now it's starting to sting a little bit too because he's starting to put out a little bit month up a little muscle these tapes back on where Julie's taking testosterone so yeah so if you could have say something to Chrissy you'll want to stay out of range yeah if you're gonna say it make sure you're a little far black so you can see them coming cuz of you within jab range you're gonna kick pop he's gonna get pop answers gonna fall down pants are gonna fall that I'm starting to get real [ __ ] like nuts with everything now my life's trying to get nuts I may start bug chasing do you know what that is [ __ ] you guys the answer of HIV and seeing what happens are those guys the original spin into the wheel that's the original squeeze just call those guys Pat Sajak those are Pat Sajak's they're spinning the wheels when they take crystal meth and then [ __ ] chase the bunch you're wild yeah that is a 190s rod DZ and you know he has HIV and you just spin the wheel you see what happens yeah why do they do that it's just an adrenaline rush crystal meth you just go [ __ ] nuts because you're it's an adrenaline rush the danger of it yeah it's an adrenaline is it a little peeling to you when you think about if you were a guy you think you'd be a bug chase I probably would be a bug trace almost like I'd be a butcher I think if I was a gay man I had a hundred percent of active HIV yeah yeah I don't think I don't think there's any way around that cuz I you know I go over all DC yeah that's what she's doing right just what it is yeah you know you go outside without a raincoat like to get wet yeah so so yeah so Pearl Harbor it happened December 7th 1941 when the US the United States who were neutral during World War two we got we got attacked by these uh by these flying Eastern Hemi monkeys and and they yunxiang oh that's gonna actually need it that's I think we might need a cackle there yeah yeah we just might not yeah these [ __ ] flamin chopsticks came in Hwaseong baby I mean you just a tightrope walker and sometimes this is gust of wind that just blows you over all yeah yes yes so these lemon suckers came in and we talked about what time I know you're going straight are you going straight yes so it happened do you think we beat the Japanese just because I mean we're just bigger kids because we more protein roughage can only give you so much bro yeah yeah you got a big kid we cows you know a big kid so you know they want to fly their little [ __ ] planes in it that they fit their little bodies but they're too little so what happened is as we came in with the big boys it's like yeah you suck a couple you sunk a couple of our battleships yeah but then we have to drop the [ __ ] hammer on you unfortunately you had to get new yeah yeah it's like you know what guy you wanna [ __ ] here's the thing here's the feet listen Imperial of 1941 Japan here's the thing if you're hearing it and it's not cat here's what happened here's what we said we said okay yeah you know what yeah you suck a few of our battleships but guess what now your whole country's going in the microwave [Laughter] you know I had a feeling that this might be dangerous first first episode back with you in the States this close to 4th of July I had a feeling Pearl Harbor was a little bit too much of a dangerous cause we're just spinning the wheel with whatever Isis wants the cackle cuz at this point we're going Donald Trump there's just so much yeah we can't cackle the whole episode Chrissy yeah I'm just kidding yeah I do it a character piece well wish you cat got the first part but do we gotta lose the last I don't know I don't know anymore I mean it's just yeah yeah it's just you know fortunately yeah we had yeah yeah everybody says yeah I know it's horrible that civilians had to suffer it is absolutely Harbor that's civilians had to have to suffer there but you did actually be told you did wake up the boys yeah I mean I don't know what you're really thinking yeah look there's a lot of conspiracy theorists out there that say how blah blah but listen the truth of the situation is they woke up the boys it was a pre-emptive attack yeah they didn't declare war on us yeah a couple of thousand boys died it was Brewin they sunk some battleships but most of them we repaired and got him right back up and they were in action the only one we lost was Arizona and listen we don't care about him because John McCain was a senator from Arizona and he was mean to our Fuhrer Donald Trump ya know obviously we're just joke can I get a we're judging that was a completely she's chump yeah we're just we're just that was a character piece cause I'm Chrissy date yeah yeah so I do not support Donald Trump and neither do I support anybody yeah no me neither 2020 hwaseong change yeah but but yeah so world war two what had been going on already for a couple of years in Europe and Asia and so I think what the thinking was is that you know a you know Japan wanted to take over more territory so I think in order to do that they felt like because they were getting closer and closer to Hawaii they want they felt like you know what we don't want to get too close and then the u.s. decides they want to you know they don't like what we're doing because they're basically [ __ ] you know Japan was brutal I mean yeah Germany gets all the press but Japan was being brewed on there was a lot of other crimes Rape of Nanking and they were really being like atrocious there was like a lot of atrocities that were committed by the by the you know country of Japan during World War two times so I think that they felt that you know what before the u.s. finds out what we're doing and wants to get involved and has the whole weight of their Navy and Army at us let's try to knock them out of the war before they can even begin yeah well that was a big mistake well we had sanctions on them with actions but we in some ways we the detention had been high for a while right now and they the British had some outposts there Guam et cetera et cetera except in Pearl Harbor in eastern in the eastern hemisphere yeah in the eastern hemisphere the British had some apples now so they thought we were gonna they wanted those outposts they thought we were gonna defend those of us we were trying to negotiate yeah we wanted them out of China they were already in China we were trying to do these conditional surrenders they kept trying to negotiate and basically Roosevelt at the time said we don't negotiate with terrorists yeah that's just what happened I mean that's just the way you can that's the way you can you you can really sum it up is that we're trying to negotiate Japan wanted certain things and Roosevelt just said no we want a full withdrawal of China we don't negotiate with terrorists and it's what it is we may or may not attack you it's what it is they want to Japan out of China they want you man a hundred percent out of China and Japan said no can I do sorry ally want about fourteen yeah so we kept trying to negotiate and actually I think the last negotiation they tried to do actually happen while their aircraft carriers had already left and yeah to go into the Pacific Ocean yeah and and the leader um the Lee to attack us yeah and the guy who's like idea was Hideki Matsui no not a documented this guy my moto is this Isoroku Yamamoto yeah yes oh sorry sorry yeah we know we're radio DJs in the morning we get it we got we got it yeah yeah you're right your criticisms right we're a couple [ __ ] hack yeah Isoroku Yamamoto sure Oh his name's his name yeah he sounds like yeah one of my stereos salt uzuki so yes Suzuki he he didn't wanna go to war he did not want to go to war with the US because he knew that the full industrial might and will of the Americans you know because he knew that basically the Americans were better he knew that that the Americans that we they weren't gonna beat us because we had all the [ __ ] industry in America we had the war machine we just were choosing to stay neutral so he actually really didn't want to do it but however we also had rock and roll which kept us loose we kept us very loose yeah well we're gonna the battlefield you you listening to a little Chuck Berry keeps you loose if you loose even though he's pissing on - yeah they're listening to see but the military leaders of Japan decided you know what we're going to [ __ ] war he they took a couple of bowels and they said we're going to war yeah so Yama Yamamoto he didn't want to do this but he had no choice so he had to go to the war and he was given the unfortunate task of attacking Pearl Harbor and he said that he knew even though the damage I mean they destroyed / humming they got a decisive victory in Pearl Harbor they sunk battleships that killed 2,000 u.s. troops and civilians I mean they did wake up the boys the thing is but they woke up the boys but he said later on a couple months later that it was a big mistake because then in the Battle of Midway which he was also present make no mistake the Japanese got [ __ ] field goal kicked yeah and then and then Hiroshima and Nagasaki which yeah which yeah yeah which historians say wasn't necessary a lot of historians claim it wasn't say because they felt like the world was already won Japan was gonna capitulate but that we did it in order to scare Stalin because we knew that the Cold War with stones probably true yeah that's an atrocious thing that happened all around that we did too on the flipside you say hey at least the war the world got to see how bad it can be if I normally never happens again so like yeah it's like one of those things it's like that's Saving Private Ryan thing a horrible thing happened but it's for a bigger cause you know it's like you can't make omelet without breaking eggs maybe that's the silver lining of it I'm not claiming that is yeah cuz a lot of people suffered and it was very horrible yeah please bring in Japan to this day so it's brutal yeah with radiation on that but you can say at least maybe that's the silver lining that's what it is but yeah maybe we probably didn't need to do it but you know war is war and it's brutal brutal all around and you did attack us first yeah so yeah do what you did yes my son you sorta did yes exactly the Imperial Japanese take yeah it's setup it's lunchtime length time to heat up my sushi way john-john yeah I mean World War two had already been raging you know for a couple years at this point so it sets the stage Japan at that time was just they were going into Asia they were I mean into China they were they were they were they were they were in Hong Kong they were they were getting in places where the Brits had hegemony and it was making everyone a little uncomfortable because yeah Japs were a war machine just like the Germans ya know the Japan for you know for a small island I mean they were running they took over all of China right I mean pretty much and they did horrible horrible things horrible thing ya know if I do a Japanese accent it's okay and it's like and it's an even bigger credit to the Japanese army to take over an entire country of China because you don't know who's who hwaseong shame so they got my sunny so ladies [ __ ] happen G yeah so you know it's you gotta be really efficient way songs yet yes Chrissy I didn't even think of that tough to tell who the enemy I don't know they're just really good soldiers and they could just I don't know maybe they could maybe they smell different way song she ain't by the way our next guests we got great guests coming up we got Aparna Nanjiani will be here yeah yeah there's a lot of comics you want to be on this podcast what's-his-face is coming on King Camus Qi yeah we're gonna get Chongqing Patel the guy from the truth from a poo yeah we're gonna get that kid on we're gonna get on what's his name Hedorah cos bossy yeah we could get our [ __ ] Tim the turban on Chris is going wild today Tim the - in the - yeah Tim the tutors who were gonna yeah yeah yeah we're gonna get if I could sandy several Evans on these pens as Anya's yeah and also a Jean Jean character piece both yet you know did yet with the jackal a lot after we may have to just call them through this one like we're looking for lights on the child yeah so so exact if you could just yeah cuz I I still haven't gotten to some of the money I need yeah some of the corporate checks haven't cleared so the Japanese referred to Pearl Harbor has as the Hawaii operation or operation a I like allen iverson yeah so somehow they called it allen iverson which is funny because they ended up love and Marbury not Iverson interesting Marbury became a huge star over in China in China yeah well we're talking about Japan or China I mean if the coins just standing across the street I did you tell me yeah so its way jonesing cuz you brought up a good point about what they did over there you think the Chinese killed a lot of their own guys by accident think it was just an accident I mean we're gonna [ __ ] wild we are going wild today yeah having a good time cuz I think you missed a weekend you just your pent up pent up and I apologize obviously I love everybody patrons are complimentary Ridge Boys happy pride I love everybody like we just joking around character peace live 14 yeah so in Southeast Asia you know like the Japanese at the same time a lot of people don't know this at the same time that they attacked Pearl Harbor they had simultaneous attacks on the US health Philippines Guam like I mentioned Wake Island in Malaysia Singapore and Hong Kong right so they were attacking everywhere they were attacking all like the British Empire strongholds and they were letting people know hey look we're here now right we're a machine we have an emperor and we fight for the Emperor and you know they're come with Kazi pilots those guys go up there to die yeah how do you beat those guys how do you beat those guys how do you beat suicide bombers how do you be [ __ ] kamikaze pilots it's not with wellness what's it with so with good old red white and blue yeah freedom freedom yeah so he beat them and a little and some bombing yeah it's a bombing yeah you don't beat them by saying like oh let's all love each other let's you know Chito Pete Society what you do is you say guys step into this room and then you put one minute on the microwave yes something like that something like that so the Japanese launched out six [ __ ] aircrafts go you know what I always think about when it I never think about how Modern Warfare happens like you have to mobilize yes like that's why the Battle of Crete which is one of our favorite episodes in the fan favorite episodes you got to get these strategic locations to mobilize your attack yeah can't attack Pearl Harbor from Japan no you got to set up here you got to drive out with your aircraft carriers with a lot of fuel need a lot of oil you like to food everything yeah we did that episode on the [ __ ] Swedish cities that were important to the right because they want to get their iron ore from there you need these raw materials that that fuel your war machine because they drove six aircraft carriers out into the Pacific and launched their attack from there yeah it wasn't you know you when you do if you usually you think oh yeah how nobody even thinks about how did the Japanese do there's a whole logistics that goes to actually attacking sure and you have to do that right they were and and and yen and they were at a distance where like the US couldn't even retaliate get out to bomb the aircraft hours there in the middle of the ocean yeah middle of the ocean so the Japanese sank or damaged three American cruisers three destroyers yeah and and one mine layer I don't know what that is you're from San Antonio so do you know there's a bases down there I just feel like all other cities have troops walking around it's hot it's landlocked so they don't have the boats oh that's right yeah do you note that is a mine layer my let's eat see mines yeah yeah like those mines like you know shipped hits one it [ __ ] blows up the ship oh yeah so that's like a thing and then you know the mine layers I guess their job is to obviously put the mine down and then know exactly where it is so the US ships avoid it right they still finally mines out in the ocean or that could explode so it could take down like a Caribbean cruise ship by accident possibly as possible Norwegian cruise makes it wrong right and hits an old world war two mine see yeah yeah we'd lose a lot of we lose a lot of practical jokers yeah my name is not Tim Dylan yeah so all in all a hundred you gotta give this look this game if it was a game we're giving this we're giving this set to the Japanese they they took out 188 US aircraft world 204 2,400 three Americans almost as many as 911 who died more on 9/11 or 9/11 9/11 boys yeah now how long based on two hundred and four two thousand four hundred and lost American lives if you were alive during there and you're in Ridgewood I know you know German kids so yeah I'd have been a little torn yeah you might have been know a little torn yeah let's say you were as patriotic as you are today yeah and you're Chrissy Chrissy cackles now back then right based on that amount of fatalities how long mathematically do you not jerk off for for that yeah for that for 2,400 American lives to lose I probably I probably wouldn't Kirk often till we drop the nuke you'd wait till that Dan identity then you can call it down then the deaths of those people revenge revenge si and by the way I know what go out but I'm just kidding I think that the nuclear bomb is atrocious how much innocent Japanese people died truly of course brutal yeah because if you ever watch documentaries from the point of view of the Japanese and it's brutal I mean kids dying it was brutal yeah but they did start it so he did look listen Japan kill mostly soldiers no no Japan was [ __ ] brutal to the Chinese and brutal to civilians okay so I'm kind of look I went to a liberal arts college and I get what's going out F I'm an F F you know I get what's going on but like it's it's culminated now where it's like there's this comic book kind of [ __ ] anti-american way to look at history and I'm kind of sick of it I've kind of [ __ ] had enough of it yeah because there's atrocities on both sides but make no mistake we're no different from everybody else everybody else needs oil everybody else needs [ __ ] fuel we don't act any different like any other Empire or any other [ __ ] country first stuff second off World War two we saved the [ __ ] world from fascism make no mistake yeah there was no conspiracy that the [ __ ] I don't want to hear anyone feel bad for the Japanese what happened yes I feel bad for the civilians and all that [ __ ] but war is horrible okay [ __ ] war is horrible right Japanese had that kamikaze kind of [ __ ] pride thing they said they were gonna surrender but you don't know if they're gonna keep fighting yeah at that point it's to end the war and to protect boys it's horrible civilians died but let's not [ __ ] lose sight of what happened here we got Pearl Harbor they attacked our country to tell our boys without that without even declaring war on us so is a [ __ ] dungeon terrorist attack that's a terrorist attack and it's a dirtbag move and that's what it is we should lock the entire nation of Japan up and Guantanamo Bay right now cuz it's like this country has no [ __ ] crime you go to sweet and you go to normally countries that min to they put they paint their [ __ ] Swedish [ __ ] on their face and if you do that here you're considered a racist that's wild oh yeah if you have an American flag outside your house you consider a racist cuz you voted for Trump yeah it's wild it's it's actually gotten too much like I understand your point to an extent America has done some fucked-up [ __ ] but come on guys yeah there's a lot of come on yeah everyone has and we're you live here you're there's a reason why your parents [ __ ] fled whatever country they were from to come here for opportunity so come on wow that's just patriotic Pappas right there I mean I love it I'm just saying that just to I don't only go that side but I'm saying like that side needs to be remembered a little bit we've gotten to the point where it's just like it's all like you know they teach classes about how the United States shouldn't have dropped the bomb no it's like is that really what the class should be about a premise or it should be like let's explore why this happened and it's just like the class is like let's just blame America for what they did you know it's like a real [ __ ] fifteen-year-old kind of understanding what's of what happened what happened and it's always anti-american in America which wild and that's what you go overseas they all [ __ ] hate us they all hate hitting on America it's like the cool thing to hate us it's like listen Britain you do the same [ __ ] we do you did worse for longer stop [ __ ] playing dude you want your iPhone for a hundred thousand or nine hundred dollars just to stop Britain stop it yeah yeah sorry I'm sorry I just lost control a little bit no but I get it I've kind of turned me on so look yo the Japanese in Pearl Harbor they only lost 29 aircraft at five [ __ ] submarines and only 64 servicemen were killed one Japanese sailor Kazuo sockem Aki was captured can we find out what happened to him what happened to Kay a zu o sakamaki he was the one captured Japanese sailor like I would be interesting if he's like hey I stayed in America fell in love of freedom and opened a sushi restaurant in Des Moines eventually so yeah his name is Kazuo sockem Aki yeah so after Pearl Harbor um later in the day Japan did declare war on the United States on the following day and then the following day Congress declared war on Japan and then Germany in Italy the player declared war on us on the US and us obviously responding with declaration of war against Germany in Italy so it was on from that that's when we entered the war 1941 and as FDR famously said this day will live in infamy and it was on and we were we were in the war but you know tensions between the United States and Japan had been around for a long time really yeah somewhat from since the 1920s actually Oh see I didn't know that yes after World War one yeah I mean they they remain training part trading partners like they were trading but as Japan expanded into China and and the the second sino-japanese war see no job no I don't I'm gonna see no sino-japanese war happened in 37 yeah there we go the tension started to expand we will do another episode on the the Japanese war between China and Japan so we were not happy about that and so those are the negotiations I was I was talking about that that the subsequent negotiations that kept on happening before before Pearl Harbor happened what do we come up with well he was captured when he tried to see why the explosive didn't go off on the submarine he actually swam under it and he fainted from lack of oxygen he was found on Sand Island found by some soldiers he was taking the Sand Island where he has to kill himself and they did not allow him to do that oh yeah because that's the rather kill themselves then yeah I mean he wasn't allowed to kill himself yeah but you don't know what happened for that he was basically he was so much of Japan he didn't want to talk about any of this until 1991 and in autumn more about it can we get him on the podcast again he did die 1981 yeah these these these [ __ ] guys live long lives yeah yeah and no stress they don't stress out no they left flied [ __ ] planes into this sighted warships usually not stressed out at all those kamikaze and they love scotch they make scotch now they do great scotch yeah the Japanese make great ski they fell in love with scotch and just like the Scots they they started making it no it's uh I'd like to go to Japan once in sakamaki ended up working for Toyota oh yeah imagine that being a being a captured prisoner of war and in one of the most famous battles in America and then going to it just just going to your regular job at Toyota every day yeah yeah no it's [ __ ] nuts yeah there's a lot of people like that I mean it's why some Navy this Navy SEAL Team six that killed bin Laden probably are just discharged and have regular jobs now right I mean is that kind of how it works yeah like you know yeah and you know what the US did finally stopped their oil exports to Japan in 1941 and that of course is like where people say oh you know the attack was inevitably kind of blame America right we were squeezing they were like yeah look they were [ __ ] expanding into China they were in horrible things what do you want what do you want what do you want but what utopia do you live in on August 17th supposedly Roosevelt warned the Japanese that America was prepared to take steps if neighboring countries were attacked so you know the tensions were just always there and they were rising and rising and rising and I think I remember too that they did a Gallup poll back then and like over 50% of Americans expected that there was going to be a war with Japan you know sometime in the 30s the late 30s they did a poll and so most people were reading about it all the time we're reading about the tensions and the interesting part was there was um there was these negotiations that happened right before Pearl Harbor like Japanese Prime Minister Kanye offered to meet with Roosevelt but Roosevelt wanted to reach an agreement before the meeting the UM u.s. ambassador to Japan like really wanted Roosevelt to take the meeting but then that to try to preserve peace and you know that's his job then that government the cannoli a government like collapsed in the Chapman the Japanese military rejected a withdrawal of their troops from China and Japan had a final proposal that they sent on November 20th and they did offer the United States to withdraw from southern Indonesia and to not attack do any attacks in Southeast Asia as long as the United States the UK and the Netherlands stopped giving aid to China and lifted their sanctions against Japan and the Americans counterproposal said [ __ ] you and they required Japan to completely evacuate China like I said without conditions because we do not negotiate with terrorists yeah and that was on the the proposal was on November 27th and how funny is this on November 26 the day before like we said Japan had already left port and and was already on their way with their aircraft carriers to attack Pearl Harbor so they didn't expect the the United States to be conciliatory and you know they called a preventative attack but [ __ ] them they attacked us whatever the reason is yeah they did attack the United States what are you gonna do yeah so be tor tor tor is about it's about them not getting to them in time to stop after the negotiations yeah and there's a kind of blame the United States a little bit every [ __ ] movie blames the United States it's actually made by Akira Kurosawa but it doesn't really blame the United States it just blames a situation it's like actually gonna put some more on Japan for being too just wanting to go out there and do it yeah and I know what I'm saying Shu cuz look I went like I said I went to a liberal arts college I actually took a class with a guy who wrote a book and who was an expert on Hiroshima and Nagasaki and he kind of brainwashed me at the time to think like hey it was really unnecessary to this bomb and it's like it is it is it on yeah I mean like you know it's like instead of just saying hey here's here's the here's you can look at it this way you can look at it this way here's some pros cuz it already happened so it's like to just say bad guy good guy and like that's what happens a lot it's like Americans bad guy here and the Japanese are it's like and he doesn't focus on all the things that Japanese were doing so I remember saying to my friend who was a who was a marine in World War two we were I was at his house you had a friend who was a marine and world's Grandpop say you got some old friends and I always gave his grandfather like a heart attack as we were at the dinner table and I kept saying how it was unnecessary for us to drop the bomb on Japan and he was a soldier he was just like we were saying that yeah and he was like was wide he wanted to just choke me out cuz I was taking this class and that's what this teacher was telling me yeah so second he was like he was a [ __ ] soldier and he was like we dropped it because you know it's like we you know we were at war with them and we didn't want to lose any more boys do you know how many boys we would have lost if we had to invade Japan and fight on the ground it's like you say they never really fought in mainland Japan right they never went into Tokyo now that was the plan though they would have had they would have had to do that well that's what they say but then there's these these other other historians say that they were gonna capitulate my Japan was getting really bad with their pages had a rather Japan but Japan and can you research this book I think Japan's condition was that they could keep their Emperor they wanted to save face you know they had this pride [ __ ] prideful culture thing that they have this is what I've said yeah you could keep your Emperor no the US was saying no you can't but but some historians just saying like if the United States just said you can keep your emperor it would have been over is that true yeah bear claws yeah the AMPRO claw so that's what they wanted right so Japan wanted to keep their Emperor why do they want them who cares about the emperor cuz they're [ __ ] why when he got captured ease that kill me they have they're brainwashed it's the same thing what you know religion does any paramilitary troop does you know it's like that's that's your pride that's your that's what you're taught that's what you're told so right they wanted to keep their dumb Emperor they wanted to keep their system or whatever in the United States was like [ __ ] you anyway we the war ended we won we went and rebuilt their country called the marshall planet we gave them baseball so Ichiro Suzuki well you know not exist if it wasn't the world wars yeah and Mike's favorite thing anime wouldn't exist either it wouldn't yeah and it wasn't are you a big fan of anime that's not much anymore but I was cause you guys are both invaluable to this podcast we're happy to have you how happy we have Michael absolutely I'm happy to have Mike have Isis happy identity who will get cleaned she's definitely listened to that and she just went weird word and giggled and Greece yeah that girl says word and don't hurt her joke but that's why I said it because I 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yeah let's let's call this people how cats call it yeah we call it what's nice in Jersey Julian when we try to call you maybe I go in hey Jillian what's up this is Chris and Stephanie honest poppets from the history on Hina's how you doing yeah no I got a situation with the mother and she's dating a new guy now and I'm saying publicly it doesn't affect me but it really hurts you know what do you think's happen and they happen for a reason so you just keep on doing your thing so it's okay she's getting cleaned out on the bed I bought that is not okay it is totally okay it's it's just what it is ya know so I'm what do you what are you doing flicking the bean what's going on I'm at work right now oh not witty work I work for Mikey oh wow yeah Cheers yeah well I work for making children's wear so baby to wear out that mark so if you got a sub Amex for the baby for her to stop around and BB very appreciating work Julian like in the city and in New York City yeah I work in Manhattan well I was she close yeah yeah so we're so close so do you have you ever come and seen me honest perform live I have I actually saw you guys show military show that was a great show welcome yeah so I use a single girl Yelling's about Christine we almost met up a few times [Music] remember he just said oh yeah he remembers he it's what you got a couple of eggplant emojis in a remote dick-pic what it is it's what it is yeah yeah so I kept looking for the alien at the food would surge now it's wild yeah because we support all women we're [ __ ] Yas Queen surge is great right the fans love surge how great is search Chrissy wants to know what your Instagram is so he can go check his D abs and brush up brush up attack Instagram a Ocho a y ou understand because my aunt was killed by him hold on to things first stuff we just gave your Instagram on the air is that okay we can cackle it out if you don't leave [ __ ] [ __ ] okay we're gonna do Son of Sam and we're gonna call you to talk about this oh my god amazing and clammy and they mean to the studio whatever you want is this true what's your answer yeah what's your what's your name yeah well chocolate we'll talk later yeah okay okay well thank you for being a $25 member we really appreciate it it's so nice to call you Chris he just said oh yeah I'm I remember he told me about you a bunch of times some he said he thought he maybe he was falling in love but then he had a situation so he added a little bit of a situation with the mother and then he went overseas and he had to get in a plane and all those things yes yeah Tom dear me today yeah yeah thank you we're gonna call you what we will talk again about this when we do Son of Sam cuz that is [ __ ] wild wild all right Shannon aunt Eileen who got killed by Son of Sam that's what happened in Queens so she said she's a New York girl didn't New York kid yeah all right well is that all of it that's it yeah welcome back thank you so much I'm sorry for most of it's gonna be Carol but 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Channel: History Hyenas

Views: 91,909

Rating: 4.914144 out of 5

Keywords: Chris Distefano, chris Distefano comedy, Yannis Pappas, Chris Distefano Podcast, History Hyenas, Comedy History, History, The Bonfire, bayridge boys, hh, joe rogan experience, jre, joe rogan podcat, brendan schaub, joey diaz, tom segura, pearl harbor, japan, pearl harbor story, pearl harbor explained, pearl harbor wtf, crash course, pearl harbor president roosevelt speech, pearl harbor attack, japan ww2, pearl harbor history, attack on pearl harbor, history channel

Id: _MTXdmStnYU

Length: 74min 14sec (4454 seconds)

Published: Fri Aug 16 2019

Reddit Comments

[u/TempMcThrowaway]

Hands down my favorite episode. Chrissy got WILD.

[u/tabootounge]

This was somehow my first episode and now I’m in love