Island Bail Jumpers Caught

what's up guys i'm paddy mayo welcome to the hunt today we're hunting jake jake has a failure to appear warrant and is on our ankle monitoring system so we'll be using gps to track him down my partner drake on our new patrol boat this episode is sponsored by our friends at bang so if you haven't already what the hell is wrong with you a b grab yourself a fine refreshing bang wherever fine refreshing bang is solved before the next patty mayo episode if i have to tell you what to get i will cotton candy is my second go-to my primary choice right now is lemon drop it is freaking fantastic and if you don't know that then you haven't had a bang my friend so wake up grab yourself a bag and i'll see you on the next episode hold on girls did not like that foreign [Music] that's what i was planning on doing [Music] yeah run you're right in the middle of the bridge huh like what's that i know i gotta go a little more out towards the channel yeah it's this little island right here and he's on the far side of it the red side the jeep the tracker yeah the tracker puts him on the attacker puts him on the tip of that island right there all right now it's putting him on the right all right we'll go tip it yeah remember look under your net you're watching avionics all right i think our best bet is gonna go around the bridge and i'll double back great gps shows the right side of this bridge right here sorry right side of the in uh island probably on a really small boat or a wake boat something that can get in here [Music] [Music] it puts them on the right side of the island yeah [Applause] okay that's fine let's just here just just drag her just drag her in slow on the right side of this and we'll keep a light up for him unless he just ditched his ankle monitor it's not broken it says it's active [Music] it's pinging on this little island on this side that we're coming up to it on not the island in front of us island directly on the starboard side is that little digging right there hold on we're my [ __ ] binos you're telling me something small right there where from the tip of the island i see it hold on slow down there's definitely a little single outboard uh tender right there is that where the ankle monitor that's where it's pinging and i don't see any other boats so try to pull up as close as you can to that tender matt you ready to jump off with us drake how long has it been since we arrested somebody together well i don't want to [ __ ] swim but i look like a [ __ ] navy seal i'm a god damn rental cop at best we don't swim i drown yeah we drown oh this gear on we're going to sink like a rock i see dick actually if i saw dick that would be an indicator of him this would be a great place for you to be able to beach trim those puppies up there you go that's fine just run it in and run it in justin we're leaning a little left all right i think we're coming back back over we're good all right that was interesting hold on where's the gps showing him we have his boat if that's his boat is that his boat i don't know that this child owns a boat let's see that was a little sketchy how are you like i know right yeah it's still all right it's literally pinging like right up there yeah i'm gonna stay here in case you guys need uh yeah i appreciate that you got a dog yo yeah dog friends oh don't have a please don't have a [ __ ] dog dog that looks like hoof prints do you see any footprints coming away from all right that you is that your footprint he's a big boob prince right here yeah then where does it go right there stopped there maybe you see i don't see any feet marks going up the embankment at all see i did keep going this way huh right so maybe he's stupid we're on an pretty island yeah i don't know who the dumb one is yet hustle them right there today hey what's up jay hey you might want to take your ankle monitor off next time you decide to run [ __ ] so what i'm going to have you do is just take your little pansy ass down to my boat i'm going to issue you a a [ __ ] verbal something brother and we'll be on our way what do you say what's your friend's name your girlfriend get a name don't worry about it ghost don't worry about it he's his girlfriend who wears the pants neither one you guys both dog it call respectable [Music] [Music] i huh well what if we can push this out i'm just gonna take the take the key yeah you go don't worry about that let's hold on to this you were smiling little [ __ ] you're the monkeys on the island and again we're up here you know that you're aiding and abetting a fugitive right we're on the same page fantastic great awesome [Music] i kind of want that pepper ball gun now oh i got an idea i kind of want to come help tackle somebody oh you can stick a boat with that i think oh oh oh oh there we go there we go oh we can't really reach him can we we can't reach him are you flinched you flinch from water you are a [ __ ] i'm sorry for calling you names now he's kind of he kind of a pansy kind of deal get up here but here's the thing i'm more of like a talker instead of a fighter i like it see i'm a climber i heard police like to de-escalate really i'm not a police that's the cool thing how many people you got with you it's not that is none of your concern what you should be concerned about is the fact that you're on an island acting like an idiot i've seen cuter stuff on cartoon network man i've i've seen better jokes on that network as well just throw them up look at this look at this what's that bro what's up oh you know what sand all right come back come back [ __ ] that throw them off justin if you can throw them off them right at us we got two on them right here who the [ __ ] you get up this [ __ ] justin foreign [ __ ] you ever seen a guy get beat with a stick great come on i thought they were gonna get me off the [ __ ] island for a second yeah go was he going down right oh [ __ ] he's getting the boat he's going to his boat oh hurry up [ __ ] all right kill this engine justin get back in this no no no no [Music] what we're out of battery did you not shut the [ __ ] batteries up we stopped no i left one because i thought this might happen squeeze the balls oh wait i have it water back here oh my god [Music] okay look at this uh so so your ass on the ground one chance lay your ass on the ground one chance oh hey i need you keep it up give it up hands behind your back give it up behind your back behind your back no i should work for you that one got it i got one whiny you [ __ ] off where i need to be right now where i need to be you okay champ you all right champ [ __ ] you that's [ __ ] up stay back [ __ ] off i'm gonna punch you in the face that's [ __ ] up man i'll see you in a second that's [ __ ] up i'll be so good all right i'm gonna see the kid anytime the leg of the boat [ __ ] up beach it beats the patrol boat yeah you had to take the buggies into my ass be gone be gone oh how many [ __ ] steroids do you do he's compliant okay you'll be kicking down there okay who need to kneel him he's okay he's okay he's okay he goes he's good yeah you okay yeah we're nice you guys we're nice not a cop you're going to take this [ __ ] boat here skinny pete how about that i'll tell you i'm not going to call you back from a second date hell no i can tell you one thing hell no one more time have you just save some of your energy you might have enough steam to outsteam us look look what came off look what came off oh my shoes no your ankle monitor your dim [ __ ] guess what get my monitor where's my mom did you cut it off in the boat [ __ ] off skinny feet justin you got to pull back you're good all right guys you asked for it so make sure you check back almost every single day for a new [ __ ] just like this i'm paddy mayo that's my partner drake we'll see you on the next one you flooded my boat [ __ ] take it out justin take her out to sea baby slow as she goes i've never been on one of these yeah this episode of southland bounty 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Channel: Patty Mayo

Views: 3,505,438

Rating: 4.8980598 out of 5

Keywords: patty mayo, slbh

Id: KgX6NnEModQ

Length: 25min 41sec (1541 seconds)

Published: Thu Jul 23 2020