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don't really believe that you seen this [ __ ] she was talking a little reckless too like oh you ain't seen this though you really did she looked at she was I don't believe you lady who really wrote the book to talk about like what happened in scene 19 and all of that [ __ ] like that yeah cuz you don't know you ain't see the doc it was it was on HBO Max but it's a difference in seeing a doc and actually understanding like the Golden State killer doc Watchers like for me that's like space players playing bags I don't know what that reference means over your head 101 doc mommy over your head doc Mommy it's intro to it's intro to Doc yeah like that's like beginner level [ __ ] the Golden State that's like saying did you see dmer oh man that's what it's like they don't even consider that a it's like an insult yeah like she watches the Casual joints I do not watch The Casual joints I watch all the joints but I'm different uhhuh I'm different all I'm telling you different I'm really different when it comes to the docks okay he does watch a lot of Dos he watched all the docks okay he watch docs about [ __ ] that we shouldn't really give a [ __ ] about honestly a lot of that [ __ ] be I want like now sound like I got like some holding it like a proud badge of honor you are you kind of are a little bit sorry though well the other day I was pretty impressed with me finding the time to watch all the docks that I watch I keep up with a lot of [ __ ] yeah but watch all the other [ __ ] though that was an impressive pat on the back you know what it is your girl lives far away if my girl if I lived by myself most of the time I would watch all the docks too yeah I would too if I a have a PS5 in the crib because you know you got to synchronize [ __ ] when your girls around okay but me and her watch the same [ __ ] yeah I know but when when she come up here yeah but it's different we docking we dock off no doubt but when you live together like now you got to start working your schedule oh hey I actually got to go run and do this thing tonight you guys been watching on FaceTime say do y'all ever y'all ever share play this y'all ever group group watch this [ __ ] we've done that before you mean were you like same time n n they got this [ __ ] now where that's what you're saying that's what talking about head ass [ __ ] you know I'm I'm King head ass that's true yeah head ass we all head ass facts head ass [ __ ] is fire just in different ways it might be the only one to fight it flip with fight it to actually yeah no Flip Flip fight fighted more than is do I don't even know what head ass mean so yeah corny loveby just I know what that that don't sound very convincing like y'all ain't really putting nothing cool you can't make the head ass matching swim trunks t-shirts that talk about each other Arrow point to her with her I'm with him yeah that corny [ __ ] [ __ ] the bed sheets that say his his side her side the air freshener in the car yeah yeah head ass [ __ ] head ass watching Netflix at the same exact time watching Netflix at the same time I would do that staying on the phone for a long time I'll do that oh that's head ass of you come on join us you about to argue again on the phone him I don't know he's going to argue against I don't know if that's I don't know if that's head ass for him though why not that's just his bag that's not head ass head ass but part of your bag could be head ass no no no head ass is when not usually you part of your back it's not usually you but you're doing it with this I don't think you got to put that that that stigma on that's where it becomes head ass because it's not regular [ __ ] you doing some unnormal [ __ ] regular people that's that's what makes it head ass I'm saying that's head ass that [ __ ] he do is a special unique skill like the [ __ ] from T this [ __ ] was on the phone for 4 hours with a person he just met that I'm saying ice no no that's not head ass that's head ass ass that's not head ass I think it's head ass I don't really that's 100% that's the getting to know you period sometimes you can just have ingrained head even getting to know all of these people that I'm coming in contact with the time it take to do this with some of y'all that maybe I'm just now meeting is head ass I just I accept we can have differences of opinions y you look like crook yo no crook like me crook look like me you older than crook no well you look like crook [ __ ] I I look like me you look like crook crooked ice anyway go ahead anyway listen don't toss it to me I thought we should get this thing started with some good old contract talk oh okay oh come on please I'm not open a renegotiation yet but let's do no more please please no more you're lying actually I do have a question I do have a question but it's not I'm joking around okay I'm joking right that means it's going to offend someone very seriously go left no I want people to be able to give their honest takes and opinions especially with me wearing when you joking we going to give our honest takes yeah you hear it right yep it's the setup all right I don't want to hear from ish I want to hear from everybody else before is okay man oh here's a hypothetical this is only hypothetical uh Clippers out there the clip people this is for the is it foul yep yes 100% F and I think and I think I know where he going yes I think I already know for real it got something it got something to do with the blanket yes yes it's foul but go ahead well we got a talk I don't know I can't guess it's foul yep it's foul yes it's foul it's 100% foul but go ahead tell me why you got to break off a piece yeah you have to okay so now let me let me say what I'm say saying first okay cuz I see what y'all are saying so let me say it these [ __ ] sitting here talking in mother is it foul if I sell a t-shirt with muffins on it kind of just muffins nothing else kind of kind of yeah no no not just muffin no hey Clippers out there I only ask it cuz it's juicy content there is no muffin beef if you just have nothing but a muffin just muffin no words no nothing no just muffins on the shirt there's still some I'm not saying it's I know but I'm not saying M flip come on don't do that okay so I need a little bit of cont what if it sells a t-shirt p no no no no there there's one there's one so what if it sells a t-shirt it just has a pump on it a big pump and point up point up with two arrows going no no no no no no you got the word it getting bigger yeah and it's being if you're asking me that M I have zero problem with is if he wanted to do that I'll take it a step further in the great words of a great man I don't have pump and up on and trademar that's not it's not mine I have no right to anybody selling a pump and up as you can see if you turn your TV on cuz there's plenty of commercials that are pumping up so yeah I think I could sell that I mean he could sell that sure you don't think it'd be kind of him to bust you down a little something you have just entered an entirely you're right new conversation you're right and this is that was pretty good this is where the business vers friendship and that's where you get sticky I guess my question was did you start using that phrase here or you just used the phrase like it was your phrase yeah yeah okay but what isn't this a great talk who knew who knew yeah oh I'm sure Reddit will be able to dig up the very first time it was ever used no I'm just saying what I mean about who knew is you're reach saying if I wasn't if a tree falls in the woods and nobody hears it does it make a who knew that it was going to be a big thing and that's not what I'm saying I'm saying do you have paperwork to support come on I'm not even talking about that part I get what you say I'm saying that was his and he used in the hood used that in the hood do a lot I mean I mean did he start using that was it his phrase and he used it here and that was the first time it was kind of heard the first time because it's a We Now where's the first time you heard mu we found a song like we it's that song exist well that song I know but it's his you know it's but the phrase of cracking I'm about to crack your mu all that is on I don't speak that way but all of that is null and void cuz the paperwork has already been foued it just ain't get process finisher but the paperwork is fil this niggaas this [ __ ] y [ __ ] is Legends that's the old school you did the old school [ __ ] thr up out there so [ __ ] can't do it you the paperwork is f no it's not [ __ ] it is I swear to G crack crack your muffins but yeah but when you fou okay they have to review M they have to do that approve and you got to provide what you say that so as it stand it ain't been you have no claim claim on a really nice muffin shirt true mhm at all y all so dumb yo I'm this is a joke I it don't matter I'm just saying no no I'm agreeing with you though I'm not really oh now without talking that would be foul that would foul I couldn't sleep like that It's Tricky though it is a tricky it's not that tricky it's not it is tricky no it ain't how not so you brought up valid points and so did Ice y' both brought up gray area so it's clearly tricky if you're writing a song in the studio with someone you don't necessarily sign contracts there saying I wrote this part I wrote this part for you to just go out there and put it out and monetize off it without busting the person down it'd be a little bit Shady if we write a song in the studio well you talking about professionals yeah if we write a song in the studio before [ __ ] get moving we do have to have a conversation about percentages Right facts so I don't let's say y'all didn't oh then the song couldn't move that's not true actually one [ __ ] could take you could have made up that's what happens with uh then you can enter the Peter gunson scenario where that don't behoove you like if if me and Parks do a song and I put that song out without that talk being had and it get to Flying it's stickup time from Parks mhm there is no negotiation whatever he come and [ __ ] it's different it's different than the Peter gun situation because that was an original content yeah that was a sample slightly different so slight different I'm saying you he's saying the action the same not the but look you want Parks go in the studio right and make original content M yeah Parks comes up with this fly ass hook up town baby get down baby whatever you now leave the studio we got it I just said this I put it out and get to it but y'all you put it out your own version no no so he's not on it you saying but you took his hook that's his hook that happens I know and and and the part in this situation as Parks comes out that's a stick yeah that's a stickup pro but if yeah prove it that's tricky part prove it if he can prove it it's a stickup there a lot of cases where you can prove it I'm just saying but if he can't prove it now what well it's up for review there you go like somebody uh uh what they there's a word what's theist there's a word the the a word that they're using in baseball arbitrator arbitrator the arbitrator has to come in and look and see what the [ __ ] is going on but as an artist I wouldn't want to do that but in arbitration you still the arbitrator don't always um have enough proof to lean toward the right way or the or the or the uh well that's them [ __ ] that you on the wrong side of that stick just yeah like Jus ain't always served well that's where we always have to talk about uh legalities versus morality MH and ethics yeah yeah I think there I think that's legit what you're saying M but the [ __ ] that if you can't prove it you and then that put your man in the tough spot you short [ __ ] cuz you going to complain about some muffins It's Tricky if you making money off of it yes but that's hate no you can't take put a CRA a muffin on a shirt with cracks in it okay we we're going to have this talk not with muffins but we're just going to have this talk have it about why I think that's hate that is hate W you're selling a shirt with the saying that youa comes up here and says vene whoy who know clear we know you're joking I'm arguing this just for cont they in the real Universe the platforms that are able to uh popularize uh product they put they put their Nicks on that that's a fact but you still get a percentage put the Nick on that cardi B ended that and I say it all the time and them other girls that they had a product that the reality show on MTV put the product on the show and that girl went off to become like a billionaire damn near and MTV was like that won't happen again like so they're protecting against something that you have full right of blowing up so vene Mel takes Vine she has no paperwork on Vine she just said it and it was fly and it flew and that's where it stopped mhm for the next 6 to seven months there's been no action taken about the word vene it's just something that's said and caught y'all saying that I'm wrong for producing the vagine a jean shirt because she said it here no I want to be clear wait hold on you're not wrong about ethically you should give her a piece exactly we talking about peace so when when you start talking about right and wrong right and wrong in what sense very tricky with your words you're very smart you wouldn't be wrong making a shirt no you wouldn't be wrong from a business standpoint cuz it's on your podcast but ethically morally it'll be wrong because it's her word she should you should have a conversation with her before using that word there is no conversation to be had cuz I agree with y'all got it salute we don't have a debate what word more ethical so but when you say right and wrong you only talking about talk about business right and wrong right and wrong you talk about legally right it's up to The Interpreter that's why that's why I leave it open but if you was to selling the shirt the shirt did good does good and she doesn't get anything out of it right and she takes you to court she would have a case not NE not really not necessar she would not have a case depends depend it really depends it depends it depends if she said it it depends on the wording in her contract it does depend why and if she doesn't use it that's a big part of it too it depends on with these type of cases you have to prove that you said the word a couple of times beforehand before they even or it's identifiable with yourself oh identifable yourself yes I think before I even produce a virgine shirt she has a hard time proving that to the arbitr it depends really 100% how I've heard that phrase Vine yeah mhm I never heard it never heard it I wish I did but I did not make it up nope the word is whack but but word is whack we using it as we using it as an example it's a whack word man why is it whack did you fly it in that vag I didn't make it up there's a bunch of women that like to refer to their lady Parts as Vine really I I don't ever want to have rolls off the tongue too pause all right parks I'll continue to try to be entertaining I'll I'll submit to your theory yes I made the vine shirt uhhuh and I made coin uh-huh I want to do the right thing morally and ethically and step to her mhm what does that look like percentage wise 7030 after recruitment of of cost um yeah 730 Probably sounds fair I'd like to go around the room with that I said 7030 first I was saying 7525 initially in my head but I ain't mad at 7030 either um you said after recouping yeah after the cost of the t-shirt and after the production I net profit I don't know I wouldn't I wouldn't be opposed to um cuz now it's now it's Nuance uh 7030 might be cool with regards to what you're saying I don't know 7030 yeah cuz I cuz I think I think at that point it depends on the two people it's an emotional it's an it's an emotional situation it depends on um how it was done it depends on a bunch of other [ __ ] but if she don't take it emotional at home might take em hold up real quick at home I would like y'all to type in what you that would look like for you let's get Interactive I'm sure a lot of I think a person might take it emotionally because why you didn't why you didn't approach me with this before you did it initially right the initial approachment it's it seems shady and now it worked so now you want to talk if I came out we got a merch I got that already with but if I came out see but so what so what my thing is so what so what if you why two [ __ ] can't have let me finish if I went if I went and trademark we got them right and I put the merch out and then I came to you post production and say yo I I'll bust it down with you because I know I really got that from you and that [ __ ] [ __ ] what you said you shouldn't be emotional or you wouldn't feel no type of way are we talking about like is hypothetical we talking about currently I just asked your question you say why would it's too it's too first of all if you're dealing with me it would be copyright already I just say I just say what we talking about you don't have we got copy gave I just gave you a scenario you don't have we got themop I have the it's okay it's okay okay list there plenty in the a I put a whole out let me not snitch on myself hey hey [ __ ] [ __ ] do it man [ __ ] do it sometimes man do what sell [ __ ] without the uh I can't say no more I actually worried about what go ahead I did I got away with it leave leave it alone in a dream leave it alone all right but I definitely you know a lot of times you know we we try we doubt we doubt people you all you all correct I just feel like you should just think before you speak you pertaining to that I was just asking three minutes earlier you told me I really choose my words carefully you do but then you say [ __ ] like I also say that you guys be doubting certain [ __ ] that I do I didn't say no this ain't about go back toy go back to our hypothe hypothetical post post he came to you after post yo got the I I feel I feel away I would feel away so why you just said you wouldn't because it's not emotional you said hold on and no way I just [ __ ] y'all up my muffin is a evil face well that's different what's the difference that's different usually has a happy face no semantics matter in thiss it's a real thing even if it was semantic even if it was if it was a crack muffin with a evil face it changes things it does not it does is the muffin still cracked yeah the muffin is still I never said that the muffin was cracked in the first place that's why just muffin and that's why I said it's not which don't change it for me like for me this said to ask you a question is I I I will F away yes so but if you come and say yo I did all the production you know if if you paint the picture and it looks nice I'll calm down after I'll feel away initially like Dam why you didn't tell me why you didn't put me on because I would feel like you you did a sneaky you could have just came and we could have spoke about it you know what I mean you may have had The Upfront money you may have had all the resources to do it that I how would I know that if 730 I wish y'all [ __ ] work for Spotify huh I said how would I AR be living how would I know that um if I Ain come holler at you first true I'm just saying yeah that's true cuz I I probably would have would have done it already there's some people that do that though ish some people would hear something bro it's people that do a lot of [ __ ] in the world and they're [ __ ] yeah I would feel way yes if you ask me your would you feel but I feel like we will get over that but and then I you you be putting me on the game I just I just commented on what you said but if he if he had a crack muffin with an angry face I think it changes things a little bit got the face of it gotta I don't cuz now he add his own yeah cuz there's a lot of I forgot what it's called may you can help me uh people intellectual property not not the IP but people do things all the time and they alter it and they're able to get away with it it's called the um d ative work is the technical term for it thank you fox yes people get away with it people get F but we not we wasn't talking about getting away with what's legal we was just talking about what oh you talking youing so even as a even as your man you would look at the angry muffin fou muffin the face on a muffin don't change nothing you wasn't saying anything or doing anything with muffins until he comes up here and says muffins so if you put out a muffin anything product yeah thank God I'm not selling no mu and shirt yall tough y'all tough up here or if you wanted to sell a muff and shirt how let your man first like y'all want to sell a muff and shirt y I want to do this what's up that was fly you said it's catching let's let's do something with this hey your man might even yo you ain't got to take all the production cost I'm with it let's go in on it together but then changes the splits exactly that's what I'm saying but when people say let's go in it when people when people say to somebody who has money let going into it together nine times out of 10 the person that with the money is going to say no okay it changes the splits a lot of things change with that I got the money I can do it I don't need you to come in and do it all right I'll do it and seen that too m i see [ __ ] like less than who don't have that much money as the person that's in charge of the production and they say yo well I'll go half with you or I'll do that and [ __ ] say no no you don't have to go half with me well sometimes I can [ __ ] [ __ ] up it can the guy with less money might want the gilding and the guy with the bread might want the [ __ ] flash it and now [ __ ] up the Garment I didn't think about it like that I thought about it like on guilding man I thought about it like the percentages change now it goes It goes to a 50 it goes from 730 to 5050 in business yo everything is a compromising negotiation you know what I'm saying like there are people that the idea might be 100% yours you might know how to do all the [ __ ] you just might not have the capital for it I might be able to supply all the capital mhm y'all can still be 50/50 Partners or you might have the idea and not know how to do anything else you just have the idea you don't know nothing about nothing how to get this produced how to get this put on the shirt you know nothing about it you just have a fire phrase or idea and you need somebody else to bring it to life indeed and that's where that whole who's more important is it the artist or the you know what I'm saying like yeah you had an idea but nobody heard your idea it took me bringing your idea to life and presenting it to people that I have Network to that actually made it become something sure so now who's more important than that 855 jok that's the label SP get to 15 that's the label spillit yeah Indie us I mean everything is negotiable that's got typical typical okay see well Jay-Z don't come home for Thanksgiving how much more you want me to what else you need for [ __ ] want a turkey on a hoodie can you you show us no I can't show you see look you do that a lot you do that a lot trying to rush trying to rush that a lot Rush the reveal I slow walk my dog go watch The Prestige man I'll slow walk my dogs you can't you can't serve my big reveal this is my reveal me sitting here with the blanket you got just chill Christian Bell got you I think I'm unveiling this after that talk might never bring that [ __ ] up right time I'm about to change something oh man like a chick taking her bra off I don't give a [ __ ] I'll make so is it foul if I make the muffin shirt and Weir out in the streets no for yourself you're not selling it no it's not foul no okay that's not foul it's only foul if you sell one if you get a muffin sh wear it nothing look he want muffins where did that get off me crack your muffin you just some old school saying yeah that's some 70s pimp [ __ ] [ __ ] 70s pimp did you steal that no [ __ ] because now the real [ __ ] he's still alive old us R than one them [ __ ] where where he at tell they say yo hold on hold on I'm tell them show your up I'm leaving this but what if I what if I came in here and started selling a girl dad shirt a girl dad shirt with all the girl dad now I want to list all things y'all taking ownership of can't Tak can't take ownership of that first person I ever heard say girl dad was Kobe was the first person I steal from Kobe like that personally ever heard say that same but y'all personally wouldn't feel the way about me selling a girl D sh and I'm sure that I would personally I mean I would just it would just be not I wouldn't I got take that back I wouldn't feel away but I would just think it was some Su [ __ ] is so tricky right n you a you ain't even got no girls [ __ ] you stand on not a girl dad and you sitting here trying to sell D I'm telling you what I'm just answering your question your question he's offended as a girl Dad yeah you're appropriating now I got a problem not even not because I own the name or nothing like that but it's my shirt took off cool you you're not happy for me you're not saying to yourself yo you smoked that friend you mad at me cuz my girl dad shirt took off no CU and and my two friends the ones that really have our girl dads kind of made it pop for me and I just thought of something and RAM why do I have to have a girl to sell a girl dad shirt again it's your appropriating this [ __ ] is this [ __ ] C that [ __ ] is just crazy this [ __ ] is just appropriating you took something that you did that didn't apply to you you saw it apply to two of your friends say hey I can make a dollar off of that ran and did it it it it looks scummy that's all but it doesn't look scummy the other way around what's the other way around m what's the other way around we'll be right back after the commercial break that come on no P me [ __ ] don't for you I don't need you to try to need you to be my ex I left my exes alone for a reason yep yo now you can print them now it's about to go up no it's lit just 100,00 just 100 of them at first all right first batch first batch limited edition exclusive you can't be mad that's fire you're supposed to say thanks that's fire with the limited edition a 100 of them sold out in two minutes oh now we taking them to the house next batch next batch come on like the drug game first Hits free uh is had something good that we was was just about to get to leagues Oh I thought it was something I wanted to say it something before that it was something I wanted to say before that we be having dope off our off mic pod be 10 times better than the Pod I say that yo Paton to the Pay customer they don't want to hear that no but some of the [ __ ] we can't talk about on don't tell them that like what like what we can't talk about they don't want to hear they don't want to hear that what what topic you can talk about that we talked about off the Pod yeah yeah elaborate trans topic oh [ __ ] all right man this guy czy this patreon they paying that was one of Park's better jokes though that [ __ ] was funny that was one of parks better and this is foul cuz these are paying customers and now y'all talking about an inside joke and that's foul okay that's foul it was funny though and I forget it man anyway cover yourself up we had a topic off mic where we were talking about I just order I just order 100 we out of here man we had a topic we had had C right to the Moon check me out you put the mic back you cutting her in right Fly Me to the Moon let me look at you want me let me hey you know what though you know what's fire where you get the picture you picture the shirt you put it on is a ew that [ __ ] like $70 it is it is that's that's good quality so he not doing [ __ ] I wore this [ __ ] at Hot 97 Summer Jam Mel didn't where you get the pictures from I wore this [ __ ] around Lola Brooke and KY Ray and them look they going to think I'm serious I'm asking a question joking you answer me what where you get the pictures from the guy the guy he ain't her picture I just asked where you got the pictures from the [ __ ] that shot itct this ain't her picture G so y'all don't really want to acknowledge the real rules of the [ __ ] this ain't her picture I just said she has no rights to this picture I went on Getty Images got a picture that's that she don't own that's hilarious and put it on a shirt actually I own every single one of those images cuz they were taken with my iPhone but pretend that this is a d image image okay n they wild so if so y them [ __ ] that's that's that's a holberry drake conversation holberry who Drake with the slam you out yo I don't own that I don't I don't want you to use it but hey you don't own that I could use it if want that's true that's why I specific I didn't see the pictures on it and I asked you where you got those pictures from come on man big [ __ ] mail I'm not playing with y'all that is true I put this in my bag just in case [ __ ] wanted to get froggy today so now I got it on yeah standing in that t toes I hear you K all right ish back back to back to the conversation no we were having a conversation off Mike talking about uh like your old work and and if you miss your old work sometimes what we were talking about sexually miss your old work yeah some box you miss I'll lead out I'll lead out I'll be the caveman I said first of all refer to the tag in the front of his podet that's number one that's number one always that that that line got me in trouble but go ahead you tried to tell it to your girl yep oh [ __ ] didn't work she said something I said yo I can say what I want on the pile refer to the tag in the beginning B smack this [ __ ] out smack that smack is a bit line on the floor smack that [ __ ] across the room that line you got to hold it you got why would you try to get that off I tried you know I've tried before the temple you know you got to you got sometime you got to just I tried it before it don't work no work breed hard B oh [ __ ] you can't bring reality into a fight with your girl that's all I'm willing to say on the matter the bad part is we wasn't even fighting I just thought it was fly at the moment for which she said it turned into a fight oh word oh no no my bad go ahead though you said it you miss box oh I said there's only been first of all I love my girl first of all start with that now I said there's only been two to three vines that when they left I really was heartbroken and really missed them and really was like damn I blew that one I'm like that those that did you we just talking about no we just talking about talking about that I said that she has the real person is annoying yeah I don't give a [ __ ] about the person the [ __ ] here we should have separated got it but damn yo I just want you to feel about my dick like I feel about that vene so we could reunite and do this every couple months and then go try to find true love re and when he said that I said I I yeah I get it cuz it's only been one for me that when it was over it was like damn one in life one in life that really leaving was like damn I mean you got that's saying you you you got something that was good but it's just like that one that it's a couple it don't be that many that it ain't that it ain't that many but yeah it was one where I was just like damn I had some [ __ ] that make you make you want now you just think about other states you might have lived in or you know what I mean little little trip you took you know what I mean or you took a trip to get some box absolutely we've all done that no I'm just make tell you it's some you to be the same page with my brother you jump on the highway with a warrant no license Baltimore bad tags all [ __ ] you don't care all you thinking about let me why why no disrespect you have to be more be more careful but it's crazy over there but they got some I can't say it it's some ill [ __ ] over there son it's a lot of ill things everywhere that's why I tell them Joe Milwaukee might got some of them Baltimore for me was the second stop in my learning experience talk about Ro trip that it's just talking about yall know I'm bad at geography but it was Amina and Philly like Philly is right there it was Boston for me Philly right there two hours DCS Boston then I hit Baltimore [ __ ] stand for that then I hit DC That Coochie that was good that coochie washing That Coochie yo don't put my [ __ ] on your T-shirt she don't get it I got it you believe that K so unevolved right so uninvolved emot DC is that Co and I shouldn't be able to sell that tshirt y man what shck tricky wrong in that but I a want to keep going cuz I want to get them [ __ ] no eat cuz you know what the the the direction the direction that you're going to go is you going to your business is going to be together but it's is going to make you sound like a slimy [ __ ] like you can provide all facts and you going to be that's why I don't like when y'all say morally and ethically we to throw that in that we can never have a true business conversation business wise no you're not wrong business wise no being the owner of the Pod no don't put it on me cuz it's hypothetical don't get business you're not wrong you know what I'm saying you're not wrong for being mad and saying yo get this [ __ ] out of here you're not wrong and that's where we was going the other way round which is if you say that coochie on this platform and it blows up in front of this audience then legally I would have right to sell a d coochie t-shirt that's a fact let me ask question let me ask you a question so I'm thinking back somebody music you're right no no no not talking morally nothing it was a freestyle H did where he was like yo don't put my verse on none of y'all [ __ ] if you do I'm coming for 700% you remember this now this is him saying I'm just putting this out there this is a freestyle it don't live nowhere I'm not selling it I'm saying some words back then [ __ ] would grab a verse throw it on your mixtape throw it here throw it there and sell that mixtape same here I he say a phrase you grab it throw it on the shirt he's like yo if you do that I'm coming for all of it because it's mine I'm not giving you the okay to use it the difference in your H example is that is hve and all of the examples I'm using there are things that you can't lay a right to you can't use hve and hve not have a right to him he's very particular with his [ __ ] you can't use it he's telling you law on the record yo if you take my [ __ ] I'm coming for all of it which is go back to me saying earlier don't behoove somebody to do that cuz it's stickup time in my examples the whole ho can't that's not yours but it's not it wouldn't be the person it's not yours he's technically right though that why wouldn't it be though it nobody said like in real life I don't know enough so I'm I'm not even saying that cuz I don't know enough not stop saying you're joking n you're not going to do that to us wait wait wait wa wait you're not going to do that to us but you're not joking cuz you're speaking business facts you won't do it to us that's the part you're joking but well that's what I'm joking about I'm I wouldn't do that without coming to have a talk with of course of course but what you saying what I mean by talk about the business you don't you can't lay a claim to a muffin ice that's a fact unless his review comes back and says the muffin is mine now he's JayZ got it if you do something with that muffin I'm busting you upside your head got it got it got it if I came in here with the Baby Shark Song and somebody came in here with a shark sweatshirt on you can't say nothing to a shark sweatsuit shirt you can't yeah okay however it it's a it's an implication though so just from some legal [ __ ] and lawyers going to chime in but intent and implication matter in court your intent in implying certain things they matter in court and [ __ ] be suing People based on that so I'm not going to try to sound like the knowledge I'm not I'm not I'm not a knowledgeable attorney either but some of my attor have told it's all it's all nuanced and interesting I thought it was compelling I got a trademark attorney you want me to call her I got what you what are you asking her I'm saying give it give it an example see what she said we all agree got two of them I told you my you [ __ ] some cold [ __ ] boy y I love y'all nigg I don't I told y my young trademark attorney he passed away remember I told you you did say that yeah you said that [ __ ] passed away it's just y'all [ __ ] I love that about y'all [ __ ] up here and I'm the same way we want to make everything clear no matter what this [ __ ] say just in case it's just mad funny here when let talk about it we want to make I love that about y'all [ __ ] y just we are the make it clear team yo what you say let me just make this [ __ ] clear real quick just in case you thinking about that [ __ ] I'm coming like no I got to make it clear for me because I'm just Lear it's got an elephant memory that [ __ ] remember what you said three years ago about fire I got that [ __ ] good I think I think he drink uh weak grass juice [ __ ] he rub his brain with jining every morning your memory is fire my man where your man from well [ __ ] 15 years ago he told me this [ __ ] wo [ __ ] you remember man [ __ ] you only remember if web and nitty said it I don't I get [ __ ] [ __ ] yo no I'm going keep it real I've been forgetting things a lot right get old [ __ ] that I went and bought puzzles mhm keep your mind sharp to keep my mind sharp because I've been sitting there doing puzzles I'm like [ __ ] like that I'm like what's going on man [ __ ] up to when I got home I still had a problem with that [ __ ] B at baseball [ __ ] I asked my kids on the phone here yo yo somebody hit me about that [ __ ] just yesterday no they do know algebra Jr got it and princess got it smooth and get it I'm like [ __ ] hit me after went out where I was talking to explain to he was like yo I ain't going to lie my house been arguing about this [ __ ] for three hours I've been trying to say like like can you please break like what the [ __ ] is you talking about [ __ ] I went on live and [ __ ] was caming up doing it on the I'm like yeah X put the X in the in the parentheses you got to do I'm like I forgot about all this [ __ ] and they said I was trying to think about it from a logical term logic How would a person that you access in the street from a logical standpoint answer this question they would still use the same exact logic but but algebra math is logic is the ability so if you don't know algebra you wouldn't be able to answer it so tell me how easy we don't got to keep fight about the basball I'm just it's a word problem word more is the is the key factor okay and what is more in that problem can't believe y'all are back on this talk we're talking about I'm not stepping just Ste on on it all right now we got we going to move on all right guys my fault Mel I would like you to answer the question that we answered about that one or two how many That Got Away you missed magic we don't care about the person we talking about what what they provided the service that they provided you good you good there's a couple couple two couple of two yeah maybe three like if you seeing them in a little party be like hey what's up no absolutely little tingle no I didn't say you would I didn't say you would not currently yeah but you you still remember absolutely yeah got you absolutely two of my three I did I did double back to and it wasn't worth it it don't be the same sometimes that's true the magic person that just got four times uhhuh that you said the person got really annoying yeah really annoying what they gain like 60 no not at all that just at all change a lot oh my a baby oh is there change nothing for me if you gain 60 I was going to say I forgot my kind of his your case she lost 60 it depend on where they was at I have a question about that no comment is there any ex I mean this may get y'all in trouble is there any ex that you guys have that if you wasn't in a relationship that you would rethink getting back with no not a one never no no okay I can't even pick your life without my baby facts I don't even have it Texas yes I was a virgin salute to you but I'm not in a relationship but yes yes so why you don't call him you blood be up yeah that's a good yeah if you if you feel that way why not make the call that's forceful I don't think he'd be receptive but you won't know that's gr yeah well my as the way my ego set up I'm not setting myself up for a rejection damn that's honest that's great no did you break his heart no I don't think I broke his heart but I definitely ended the relationship and if I could go back in time knowing what I know now cuz I chose somebody else over him so you ended it foul it's not you ended it oh no noou D damn kid I didn't end things foul with him I was honest you just picked somebody El I pick somebody else the grass wasn't Greener the honesty was flagrant a little huh the honesty was flagrant that's that's a bad honesty no look you told him like yo I'm did you did you say like yo this is not for me or did you say yo instead of you I'm picking blah blah blah the ladder oh you are foul on how how long how long you can't go you can't go back you can't double back how long were yall how long were y'all together no it was like 25 26 something like that was 20 years ago okay get that back girl how long was y'all together though about a like maybe less than a year is he doing okay in life right now yeah look he up that's why she reminising yeah you ain't not doing it for your pride you're not doing it cuz you got a good sense of his PR there's a bunch of factors there's a bunch of factors but um yall y'all but here's the thing is like he was you're not a monolith I know I'm not a monolith shut the [ __ ] up okay I want to make that but here's the thing is like he was up when we dated you know so it's just like he's up up up going but if he would fell off then no but here's the thing is like is money didn't really play like a role in our relationship you know like it just didn't like I just really liked him as a person like he was really dope and he wasn't that well liked publicly you know but I saw a really different side to him like he showed me just a different side to him and I really really liked him but I fell in love with somebody else and I followed my heart and that was it that it can't be mad at that still the dude the dude hearing that like 20 years later is like yeah right but I still hope I still ch right it's possible that he will have that that attitude and be well within his rights to have that attitude but like I still hold him in high regard you sure I yeah look what you did was dope to follow your heart you should have never told him this is the reason why I'm not pursuing that wasn't that wasn't dope at all so she should have lied she have to lie she could have just that's cap what that's not true let's fight about it she said she followed her heart he was the but he was the kind of guy that made me feel comfortable enough actually giving him that reason because if I tried to like give him some [ __ ] cap reason he would have been like it he was seen right through it and that's the thing that I like most about us is like our ability to have like such cander with each other know what I mean I no I did I I I was and that's my resistance to the the is point I'll fight with him I'm not doing this with you I'll fight with him girls are always wrong about the fall on their heart girl heart to be wrong as hell and their hearts Chang people heart Len I'm not disagree that's some like holistic water cooler women cool [ __ ] to say my heart that [ __ ] kill with seven bodies he had reputation [ __ ] Every Girl in Town it was easy to spot but that was your heart and you had a different connection with him great but what about the other guy that like you said your brain told you to [ __ ] with yeah ask you a question I guess that's what I'm talking about heart versus mind yeah how how long how long how long was the new guy cuz you said you fell in love with him the the the love guy how long did it take you to fall in love with the new guy and we're not staying on Mel's love life that's it that's my that's my last question don't answer almost almost almost instantly see see I know right you know that's a bad call right exactly right right right yeah how long was yall run three and a half years see that's not enough it's not enough for me but I'm not ching y'all I'm talking about in the heart mind thing if you leave not you what is potentially like on paper and somebody that you like and Vibe with it could be like if you leave that for the heart like she said I like this guy a lot but I disagree and if you run from that who's a better pick on paper I disagree and you only get three years out of it do y'all still speak at least who me and three and a half years no the love gu yes oh I no I thought you was talking about like both of them oh you still speak to light guy you still speak to them you still speak to both of them you what's wrong with you I speak to a lot of the guys I've dated before like I mean but you want to [ __ ] with him still so if you want to [ __ ] with him still then you make it your business to be in his town haphazardly on the weekend we're in the y hey yo you don't got no game you don't got no game your game is trash your game is Kaka it is it is I have Armenian moner [ __ ] I have no gam you want to be in ventas with the [ __ ] okay I'm saying it I have no game I no no game whatever but to your point you don't need G when you don't follow your heart and you follow the what's right on paper a lot of times that [ __ ] don't end up in happiness you might have a secure situation but you don't necessarily be the that's true I I would need to show see metrics that support that for me to say that's very true we've had these my dating history should not be a reference for anything healthy we all have dat wait let me say this to you cuz you and I have had these talks we've had the talks about other cultures and how they view marriage long-term generationally how they do the fix marriages arranged marriages and some of those talks we could see the good in that yeah but for me that is the good on paper on paper Pap people with with experience that it's on paper outweighs yours people with a little more knowledge everybody coming together doing the doing the little uh housewarming they do where the families meet each other it's it's the powers it's the powers Happ talk they a give a [ __ ] what you and your heart want to do that's what I'm saying and we I believe but but that's just one but we just all watched um lioness lioness I still don't you haven't watched Lon I know I know and yall think she can out do me yes lus is not a dock that's a TV series that we all ran and raved about though okay we got off the top the topic your your your version of good on paper was like a really convoluted that's like two Powers coming together and that's not he's saying an example of potentially being good on paper is all of the black and white and that's what happens a lot of times in the planned marriages is that it looks good on paper I have girlfriends and they don't care whether you like this [ __ ] now you have any girls from other cultures I spoke to and she like I got to go meet this [ __ ] I hate this [ __ ] but my family my parents y y y y That's to your unhappiness Point only we talking about bringing kids into the world and all of this other [ __ ] your happiness could take a backseat my mom for nothing your happiness take we've seen we've heard of situations in times where yeah you might have been unhappy exactly time I have a few girl I have a few girlfriends that got their you know ass kicked by love chased the [ __ ] that you know made their heart swell and whatever and thing other things swell and then they got tired of getting kicked in the face by [ __ ] love they're like I'm going to go with the safe bet I'm going to go with the [ __ ] that's good on paper that [ __ ] didn't really work out either you know what I mean like there's going to be instances on both sides we don't there is you ain't watch it me and Ice came in here and told you to watch um sex love oh oh yeah sex life sex life yes and that was the thing sex life was it was this dude they both was dope dudes but one was I didn't start sex life I just didn't finish it I started the first one the you know she ended up with the guy with the big dick no she didn't no no I mean in real life oh in real life in real life oh why you telling this sorry but on on a sex life it was the same thing it was the one dude that her heart would jump through the Hoops for he made her yeah he made her feel he was an old relationship she ends up leaving the relationship because he he was wasn't a flank they were in a real relationship but that was a heartbreaking niggaer I promise you I don't care enough about sex life no but I'm about to tell you he was the [ __ ] that her heart yearned for yeah then she met another [ __ ] that was a stable dope handsome [ __ ] guy bought her her dream house in Connecticut like kid all the [ __ ] everything without sex life my life tells me that women dub that guy nine times out of 10 and blame it on their heart that's what my experience and she [ __ ] with homeboy but she always had a longing and yearning for the Bad Boy [ __ ] Eric hartini that's a very that's a long call back that's a very from school episode 20 the [ __ ] from your high school you know man you know come on I told you about idiot be but no that that's what happens but I think either route you take you end up regretting the other if it if it don't pan out if you take the heart route you get mad and say I should have went the safe route if you go the safe route and it don't work out you say y' I should have took the that's why she [ __ ] me up I wouldn't have the regret in her spot cuz I walk away with two Bonafide friendships with two [ __ ] no I didn't know she still had the Friendship with the regret [ __ ] I'm still tight with yeah if I'm still tight with the regret [ __ ] I could still there using the platform to run game with some [ __ ] from 25 years ago talk about Mee that [ __ ] home doing the math wait a minute wait oh [ __ ] that's me n months some [ __ ] on your story was real real fuzzy hoing Daisy what whatab it's loow hanging fruit I would like us to produce some content that is not about anyone's real sex life but that [ __ ] was holding that dog mhm public publicly with a dog bag what's the girl name what blue cuz she had the croon baby sack with the dog in it oh he had the baby straps yeah dog it was the sling not too much on yeah but you're right you're right you're right I couldn't see the shirt that's what the problem was yeah let me sit up you got up you got up yeah stop it I'm not playing with y'all I mean everybody 30% check the mailbox it's coming e [Laughter] Easy Come on moving right where did all our friends go all right so they do what they want you want to talk about two parent households we we was we was trying we started having a conversation um before we cut the cameras on about how a two parent household and um how can we say it um it was a two parent household and how difficult things could be when both parents have to go to work fresh after a child like you know you get your your your maternity leave and some states also Al often now offer paternity leave as well which is usually 6 weeks and how difficult things could be when that six weeks are up and now both parents have to go to work MH so the conversation was as we were saying it was um sometimes if if there is no let's say there's no paternity leave Mom is the only one at home with the child her being there with a screaming baby all day by herself downn near can kind of cause frustration that's putting it lightly I I'm trying to put it lightly cuz I don't want to offend anyone I'm trying to put it very lightly but it can it can open some frustrations mhm between uh Mom and Dad between or just in general between Mom in the world right okay it could be mom and baby mom and dad mom and everything so want to ask you guys thoughts on that well you weren't outside for the conversation so it's all brand new to you I mean you not Parks you guys have had to deal with you know a mate who had a baby yes how was that it's not the same as as being married me and me and Lex's Mom are both in entertainment so there were no set schedules Monday Monday through Friday where we had to show up and be somewhere we were like at the time you were at everyday struggle right 6 6: to 10 yeah true 6:00 a.m. still we had to be somewhere I was home by no yeah I was home by new obviously not the same a little abnormal and that's really how the talk came up because I was realizing how toxic just thinking about it makes me realize some of the toxic [ __ ] that I may come from because I don't really even see a reference nowhere to be able to look at like from the ogs and say holy [ __ ] outside of South Carolina in case they watch it uh and say oh [ __ ] this is how a two parent household when both of the people have careers not jobs careers has to function that led us to talking about how different cultures handle it right like there's some cultures where Nana come on Nana m mom du Big Mama yeah come on in come help me hold this down for however long the term is right there something that it's like all right you quit your job now you home like this cultures handle it differently and I just never thought about it because my life has just been so Random deal with it as it happens right I never thought about what you doing when you and her got to go and you can't say to her I'll pay for the day or pay for what if you don't have Nana that can come like just how do normal people function and this is me just admitting that I'm out of touch with some [ __ ] no and and and and um two things um in my situation Not only was it you know new parents home new child Etc my daughter was born a month and a half before covid oh yeah when the world shut down right right right so now now fortunately for me my job did not shut down we actually uptick in business mhm so I'm working but for her mom first time mother went from working a a full-time job now your home one-bedroom apartment screaming baby by yourself all and you can't leave cuz that's back when everybody was scared and now now this is a this is this is a a newborn so you definitely don't want to take it my daughter didn't go out outside the house until like 2020 she might I mean she might have went out once or twice in her first year of being born other than that she was in the house yeah so a lot of that type of frustration and stuff sets in whereas mom can't go to work M and and and my daughter's mom is um Middle Eastern their culture is like you said Big Mama Grandmother The Village The Village but in in their cult your grandma helps take care of the child like they didn't believe in daycare none of that stuff it's it's uh Grandma taking care of the kid once the parents are back to work until she's 3 years old that's how she and she explained this to me no this is how my family does it yeah my brother's kids everybody's kids Grandma takes care of them until three and then we transition out that's where he [ __ ] me up right because he was telling me why you think most daycares start accepting kids at 6 weeks mhm I don't know nothing about that because in both instances they would they was like I'm not sending my kid to a daycare at 6 weeks the ability to say that is a privilege a privilege just the ability to say it is a privilege aiv because at 6 weeks that maternity leave cuts off for most people for majority like I said with my daughter's mom it was Co so her job was shut down so now you went from maternity leave 6 weeks is up to unemployment yeah so she was out of work for the entire year year of 2020 and from a female standpoint um this but getting paid the whole time so she it worked out but for a lot of people if both parents have a career job whatever you want to call it when that 6 weeks is up the bills ain't stopped true that's true and and especially if you live up here somewhere they increase too yeah absolutely you got a whole another mouth to feed two toys clothes for my thing what what I realized and um it was it was a revelation to me was the mental stresses that come along with a newborn like um again me and my girl together mhm MH we in a happy situation yeah and that [ __ ] is still mad mental and emotional stress with two people that are on the same page like my daughter was planned you get what I'm saying like we planned my daughter like some people have kids random my daughter was planned so we on the same page we got the same goals we you know what I mean and it's still a lot so for the young ladies ask shoot I know what you mean when you say plan is planned okay let's do it let's have it yeah okay like I plan we plan to have a baby right no plan my there's two plans plan is trying to get pregnant did that's your plan there's another plan where plan is when she call and say I'm pregnant oh say what we do no she wasn't pregnant she wasn't pregnant we have a kid so in that instance we welcome this a lot of times um in some of these relationships it's random the dude might get lost or it might just be a [ __ ] that you [ __ ] with y'all not necessarily in a committed relationship and you just happen to get pregnant so now a lot of these dudes have the um it's going to sound bad but the flexibility to be there or not be there the woman is left with this m and dog when I tell you that I understand um I can't understand I'm sorry but I've observed empathized and sympathized with the mental and emotional stresses that a lot of these women go through they sleep deprived you know what I'm saying like so when you hear about um postpartum everything deprived well I mean the whole the term is like after you've given birth it's called postpartum but there but there's also postpartum psychosis there's postpartum depression there's there's things that come along some women deal really well with it hormonally or what then other women don't you know they they have the added challenges so just from a again cuz I the postpartum depression from what I've read is an emotional hormonal thing I'm talking about just overall General frustration cuz again I I wonder if it would be I don't think it would be called postpartum if it was a single man right cuz our Emotions Don't I mean our hormones don't go through that but yo dog when I'm at home or when my daughter was small and I would be at home with my daughter and dog you can't sleep my [ __ ] you she she got to eat she up she crying she and it's dog is every hour two hours on that [ __ ] is a lot for one person to go through it's a lot and I know females that went through that [ __ ] and did all of that stuff with no help you understand what I'm saying like and that [ __ ] it it it's crazy it's crazy so um to y'all stresses about work that be the last thing on some of these [ __ ] Minds is work and getting back into the workforce like you are privileged if you have two parents going BST the kid no I'm saying dog but that's a privilege some people even have they don't have no some people don't have no other options like for my situation right my my my my youngest daughter my girl's mother already had planned to quit her job upon my daughter coming into the world it was already pre-plan like all right cool this is what y'all doing I'll quit my my my girl's mother used to own a restaurant she a chef like she my daughter don't eat artificial food she chops up the chicken she pised the chicken she puras the lamb she puras every my daughter's never had applesauce out of a jar can none of that her mother boils Cooks the apple does all that [ __ ] how the [ __ ] could you feel fine eating a sour power so again dog like that's a God said that's a privileg you get what I'm say like real Fruit talking you want no more fruit though going this out next week I'mma tell y'all what they doing to the watermelon pears I had a yellow watermelon the other day huh I heard they banging show was good I heard they banging put salt on it no oh okay just ask but not that that two parent [ __ ] we not seen some other [ __ ] that said we ain't even supposed to be thinking about eating yellow bananas yellow bananas and seedless bananas too we not supposed to be e seedless or the big big not supposed to eat no fruit without a seed pause we're not supposed to be eating the the bigger ones because they um are are hybrids they they manmade they play with them shits so you supposed to eat the real small ones I saw this this um and we off the topic but um there was a somebody posted a Tik Tok video and the girl was like you know I see y'all complaining about artificial in like like fake food and all that yo they've been giving y'all fake food for for years like I see everybody talking about don't eat the burgers because they doing bro she was like you find it fruit don't naturally grow without seeds that's what makes it a fruit so think of everything that you're eating back in the that's not that's not it's not agriculture man I do actually have friends that own farms and [ __ ] cross breeding plants to make a desired plant it's not it's not a fake plant it's breeding for selectivity it's like making a dope dog by putting the dope pit with the dope pit like it's still a lemon that's foul Ain ain't as simple as a l people say Fring animals is fou yes you put you take the the the lemon that has less seeds and put it with the other lemon that has less seeds and eventually you do that enough times you'll get a lemon with no seeds true I know and most of these plants actually are created that way like there was no lemons that all came from like a grapefruit and [ __ ] like all that [ __ ] was yeah no broccoli no cauliflower yeah y pck me was the [ __ ] when the corn got the leaves on it Ste what's that called corn in the the C no when it got the leaves on it do covering yeah the corn in the C that's corn off the Sal ass [ __ ] take it off [ __ ] from South Carolina you got to shuck the corn man what that mean you wasn't shucking down here I was in the pig side of the road with watermelon nothing I had to do involve and [ __ ] it's called shuing yes oh that was for Grandma then that wasn't for me my finger fell off down south [ __ ] is you talking about they stop giving putting sharp objects in my hand oh [ __ ] you peel that [ __ ] by hand like a banana you peel it you peel a Oh I thought you meant the corn like talking about the corn the green part you pe thought you had a utensil your hand is a utensil you just peel it off yeah [ __ ] that's funny listen to the young G's out there we say all it is to say listen the women are getting finer and finer that ain't never going to stop so be prepared for the rest of your life but if I can add something something that you might could use Grand don't [ __ ] them little fine girls that don't know when they ovulating and when they ain't there's a bunch of them out there yo they going to hold your [ __ ] pelvic in they ain't going to tell you nothing about a going tell you nothing about that being a little more oh yeah pelvis they going to lock they they lock the legs check this out dog figure four your ass download the period Tracker app and when you talking to her and she tell you her [ __ ] is on it just came on you go in the app and hit the button and then you you track her [ __ ] and now it'll tell you hey this is a good chance to get pregnant these days and you keep that in mind some [ __ ] be so horny they tell the girl I want to get you pregnant no that's that's no no no when you say that type of [ __ ] you don't mean it though that's like when a girl tell you nothing her she don't necessarily me she's ulating women lose their minds I know a lot of women are like [ __ ] wait you I didn't mean that's true I I heard that what they doing when they lock you in she trying to enjoy thatw lock they ass up lock me in lock you up breaking the [ __ ] L [ __ ] Doos hey just get snipped you you say something about nutting me in my ear it's over I was doing it anyway but you said it okay you shooting the club up huh what already no I almost said something that you had to take out never mind but yeah yeah Club Clos no I wasn't going to say that say else shot the whole club up huh no no survivors got you crazy yo I'm good that was the point I got snipped to pull out that's a good point the [ __ ] is we talking about here salute I told my Y no no birth control no what you got to what take that [ __ ] out no I I know what it do and yo don't rush the pump right after that period go off cuz that'd be fertile Myrtle time oh and when they tell n be rushing oh you off speaking of the Russian we some Cav no no no speaking of the Russian when they tell you she done had that baby and that you got to wait that little six week grace period that thing let that thing rest 8 nine weeks that thing rest oh yeah that's when you [Laughter] spoke you will have some Irish twins I've been watching watching you watching me tell me baby why is it so cold in your house that little six week period I want to tell him I want to tell him but you can't you can't you just you can't just let it heal man let let let that thing rest what's up man what come on take some of the edge off we crazy what's going on oh my God okay so I was going to ask you guys this it's about friendship Dynamics I want to see if the same thing happens with guys that it does with girls okay so I have a couple of girlfriends that are very hesitant to introduce her girlfriends to one another and I was thought that was like really weird cuz like I'm super social and I want my girlfriends to know each other and [ __ ] like that wait you keep the same seex friends from knowing each other Gat keeping your friends you never heard of well yeah there's some people there's some yeah there's some girls who I've met that do not like their social the inter mingin soci yeah and I think that one of the reasons is because they don't want them their friends to become friends and develop a relationship outside of them that's exactly what right control thing I'm not saying that I don't believe that that's not what it is think so hold on two things just wait so it's either that or you live two lives that's the second thing mhm over here with these people I be wild I'm the whole friend over here and over here I'm the librarian yes Church These Girls right here go hard or shorty over here prenti there's a few more reasons but so there's been a couple of situations in which I have been the connector between girlfriends they continue a friendship and I'm no longer friends with either one of them and I just wondered is that a problem no not really okay go ahead you know fine that really means it's wrong a little bit of a problem well well it's tough there's no there's a couple of circumstances in which it was in which it was really [ __ ] shady okay in which a problem okay there's a there's there's some circumstances in which time distance things in common you know just kind of gradually drifted apart and then there is no we plotted on you [ __ ] this is yeah and we excommunicated you and okay what you did to him yeah I what you did did him nothing okay nothing got it nothing what they say that what did they say you did nice ass lights you know what would they say they probably have some [ __ ] entitled [ __ ] reason well she didn't put me on her platform she didn't do this she didn't do that and I was like well why do you think that you were supposed to [ __ ] be there what I understand like what part of the friendship was that you know friendship doesn't mean that I'm going to include you in like my business practices like I don't understand if our friendship isn't based upon working together then why does that have to why does that suddenly come into play because I started to do something that you wanted to be a part of I have an answer for that okay well your only friend friends huh cuz you're only friends well come to find out you're [ __ ] right but it was news to me I love this I wondered if you guys had really quickly yeah and this is my what she just said is my argument against all of that mixy Mixie friend co mingling co Jingles bojingles [ __ ] which is you don't really know if these people are friends your [ __ ] best interest or not there's a whole whole world opportunist opportunistic Mixie people entitled people people with expectations that feel like hey we had a glass of wine together so why aren't you bringing me on your platform see I for me it's discipline there's plenty of people that looking at the Instagram we probably have a good time at the strip club can't do that as no [ __ ] you can't just hit somebody exchange numbers true hit them up hey what you doing tomorrow you want to go do that you cannot do that and well so part so part of my question was not necessarily just all that is has there ever been a circumstance in which you introduced two people that were both your friends and then they started hanging out excluding you Hey Joe you take this one not that's why I'm muting up cuz I don't want to give the internet jokes and say I always talk about [ __ ] so I'm I'm muting up M like y all discuss it and I'm just wondering like it doesn't necessarily mean that you stop being friends with them but do you do you take offense to that or does that bother you when you see two friends that you introduce to each other start clicking up with each other no I do agree I do agree Parks is like two different lives um sometimes you don't want to introduce your hood friends with with people that you do business with um your business friends because they may say something funny they may say something offense offensive that you may not take offensive it's just a lot of problems so sometimes you want to keep the two separated or they just be extra another to to answer yeah get extra and to answer your question I mean no I don't I don't feel a way I mean initially like if you're used to see a lot of times people uh get upset when there's a change in a pattern so if me and you are used to speaking every day and moving as a unit and then one day that stops you don't have a job you ain't doing nothing it just stops out of knowwhere then you hanging out with my man somebody introduced you to initially you going to think like what type of [ __ ] what type of time you on but we have ego man [ __ ] that it's all it's cool I think people be possessive over their friends absolutely we do be possessive people be possessive over their friends and so um a lot of times if two of y'all are introduce y'all and y'all hanging out y'all might share that commonality I might not play basketball but y'all two we hanging out one day we watching a football game y'all start talking about hooping at LA Fitness mhm y' all set it up yo [ __ ] I'm going to hoop on Monday morning you want Rock like we we be in at 6:30 in the morning they might start hooping at LA Fitness and be in LA Fitness every day now at 6:30 in the morning that's that's true I don't feel no type of way about that that's true and or because you're so mixy and you have done this so many times if you keep doing it eventually there will be no commonality but me what you mean if you do this mixy [ __ ] every hour every day every brunch every Munch every lunch every function from Lees to This Hood to that hood to over here at some point there's no commonality of hey we we play ball together hey now it's just the link of the link yeah the linking and drinking but see again I just think I think if it happens organically wait hold up before I my [ __ ] and on top of that right like what I like is two points two points first point is if it's ish you know ish has a wide network if it's is I trust the [ __ ] that is I trust his decision making with his friend group that he knows more about so some [ __ ] he brings around me and some [ __ ] I won some [ __ ] he do not that's not my decision he would know better than me and this is my man man for 20 years so I'm leaving that call to you that's true second of all when you do it that way like this nigg like is Cory Dill like it's a handful of all them nework drug dealer Coalition [ __ ] that crew it's not I'm introducing you to someone this is a referral my name is on this true yes I'm putting my name on this is a good human we go from over here when you see him in the spot I'm in the spot protect every every other week I'm in the spot a [ __ ] run up to me that ver though I know him too but he not looking at me like I know him too he looking at me like Vern knows him yes MH got you dog so I like that that don't exist when we just all here for the mix and glits and and there's a flip to that though sometimes you know people like I ain't going to say no names you've gotten cool with someone through me now I know this person ain't really the the best Integrity wise but because you got Co through me I have to put you I have to let you know I called and told you you called and tell and I didn't want to do that it felt I'm glad muddy doing that you have to do that got to do and I told you but that's that's the same thing as a referral I'm like your dog let you know because if XYZ goes bad I don't need you saying yo ice you bought this is why we stopped playing the plus one games at the kickback this is why who you got coming write it down send the Instagram who this person will you you know for who they know here mhm you can't walking in with any plus one now A plus one got a Plus One MH now A plus one on the phone in the corner not even talking send the address over here yo know who are these people in my we had instances where the plus one was somebody that shouldn't have been there because other people had history with the plus one that you know about I used to r that a lot as a house party I was like dog how is she what are you doing when you come from this stuff Mixie is not the way yeah yeah it's not it's not mhm n the devil standard exists though where women could just do certain [ __ ] and it be ah but but see the other side to that is when we we said this to Mel before and you agree women to meet a girl in the bathroom and they best friends right now that's very true and they're gauged they don't even think like I don't even know you but I'm willing to give you all my business that's also why they can't go to Miami and come back friends that is true that's true but the prop violence is different with women like it's a propensity of violence that could potentially happen with dudes gender Wars back you know what I'm saying like you bring the wrong [ __ ] that you know what I mean our violence is different it's just a the probability is way our violence is character assassination our violence no shorty could have [ __ ] your man you could have bought a with [ __ ] that be Shady y'all didn't take the time to find out they Shady even try to figure that out or they don't believe it that be that' be half h of friend they don't even know it that that's my point but no I've I've known instances like let's say Mel is hanging out with Kesha I'm hanging out Mel Kea we bugging out laughing joking whatever we go drop Mel off we drop kha off first Kesha will double back and go to your house and meet you at the house you going to drop Mel off kha at your doorstep waiting Mel none the wiser definitely had that happen Mel is none the wiser that happens a lot that's here's my other thing 100% I ended up in a relationship with that girl so I got I got some people that I was terrible shall remain nameless we just kicking it out to eat they start talking about yeah the other night we out at the restaurant me my man such and such his play his girl we was with Mel and they just talking and talking and talking and talking I have no idea what the [ __ ] they talking about they like yeah and then M at some point they looking at me saying like why am I not and I'm like what are y'all like M we was out with Mel and my husband and M here in my brain that's a mess that is an absolute mess what if something happens M and I didn't even know I didn't even know that my people are together hanging out one of them is a coworker one of them like that is I hate a mix was I there was it about me yeah you was there huh you was there you was there we B but we there I'm not going to expose anybody's true identity but in that moment it was damn if two of my peoples is getting together to [ __ ] kick it and be out and chill I think at some point well am I wrong in that at some point what a [ __ ] should know that did they meet through you say I'm just saying because I say yes I'll be mad I'll be mad if you guys are doing some fun [ __ ] she said she doesn't remember I'll be mad if you guys are doing some fun [ __ ] without me Mel doesn't remember she said it depends on how it happens it don't depend at all when one is a coworker but we having a a no I think it depend on how how depend on how they came across each other to doesn't depend on that one as a coworker one as a coworker none of that becomes very trick no for real it becomes very tricky I ain't even get my sentence out you're right I apologize I could have went to Brooklyn Chop House not meeting them there though is we talking about actually coming up with plans okay you went to Brooklyn Chop House and what and and and and the coworker comes in with somebody else and now we just all oh [ __ ] now we just chopping it up together I don't know that's totally different that's what I saying I don't know how you say when when you when if a coworker makes plans with one of my personal friends to hang out and I find out from my personal friends it first you like what wait what how did how did them two end up speaking yeah how did y'all speak anything could happen like I who knows cuz nobody's a gatekeeper of a relationship say I do I do agree with Joe with this and yo things get tricky when it comes to [ __ ] like that especially somebody you going to have to be around with for a long time mhm things get very very messy [ __ ] you could have had what if my home girl killer and I know it like there's things that could just change I try to keep [ __ ] away from them other [ __ ] like that's what I'm saying put his hands on yeah what the hell yeah but your home girl I mean your that's like everybody's culpable that's like you say that person is an adult they still get everybody's culpable that's like you me everybody but the one person who can't be culpable is the person that had no idea that exactly and that's why that's not right I know that's not right did that see if you catch you catch on lightskinn come here curly top lightskin he come here you meet lightskin you you just we here I don't even know about it or Joe don't know about it you and Lin conduct like just get cool and I found out find out that you guys either conduct the business or or hung out okay you being my coworker and my mom like what the [ __ ] is she doing [ __ ] anything can happen airing [ __ ] out [ __ ] I know the type of [ __ ] that this [ __ ] is it's sh come to me it get very tricky when a coworker gets cool with your personal friends anytime work involved it it changes it it gets tricky scope of anything I understand what he's saying with that I yeah I don't I don't you know you agree I respect because if hold on real quick real quick because hom your example if they didn't meet through you it ain't got nothing to do with you no but they might have I might have brought L made have came here to see me and have just had a conversation kicking it yeah we just kicking it laughing joking yo word or you sell it the you do that yo I want you to come look at a job for me I I go look at the job for them and we just in the middle of walking around looking at the repairs and [ __ ] start to have a organic conversation in which it's like oh you yo you do that oh word yeah I'm with it what's up but in my mind I know this [ __ ] okay and something anything can happen I'm not mad at that I do think that the person that is the common denominator should be with in that instance if they met through you then yes cuz that is meeting through you okay now if if he just in the mall or whatever he out at the spot but they different yo I saw your cousin but if I bring him here I would want to know we doing all this right back and forth without getting even into just the safety aspect of being Mixie which we discussed here from time to timeck but do you think it's Mixie though some people may look at it that's possessive of your friend no because everything don't result in the mess what I'm talking about is a mix you know what saying talking about the mixy person not talking about always around always everywhere you are possessive of your relationships or even you policing your relationship I'm not talking about how you think only talking about the mix the mix is the mix the mix because why the [ __ ] is we here in the first place that's why the mix is the mix the mix is the mix because [ __ ] who could holds a Vibe here in music it's a good time here it's the mix mhm that's it a lot of times it be the it should tell you some of the mixes that I used to go to he' be like ice you you why I told him I went to a spot you know the spot I'm talking about the one that just got shut down and he was like dog why and I was just like cuz I was right over there but yeah that's literally being Mixie there was no there if something would have happened to me in in that spot can't explain it I damn they deserved it can't even explain it we tell you damn deserved it I why were you there you knew better than to even be there true that's why that's a big reason I start just sitting my ass in the house right [ __ ] don't talk to each other right so when you getting on your [ __ ] creep [ __ ] or moving around [ __ ] or low [ __ ] it's like you moving and if something happened and and for me nobody even knows nobody would believe that at 2:30 you went to the Bronx double parked by a hydrant ran upstairs with the blinker on like that don't even sound I couldn't convince somebody that love me and that's the [ __ ] that men will do yes when I said you be again riding down somewhere you don't got no business being Pennsylvania Avenue somewhere for for some fire that little 30 minutes of pleasure had your ass hemmed up in somebody project making a phone call like yo yo [ __ ] over here get me up out of here yo it ain't even going to get to that point cuz I'm nine times out of 10 we in a decent looking car and we driving through a neighborhood where that car shouldn't be in the [ __ ] first place and it ain't one other car on the road and before you get to that girl orex her the cops is at your door saying we doing this with no l no insurance the plate fugazi in the back we outside risking it all as men yeah indeed I I didn't did it I a done it we looking in the rear view hoping the charm will work on the cop let me see what cop pulling up let me see if I got now Long Island deep in Long Island know I mean with some bum ass car I was living foul so much at by the time I was 35 30 no 33 34 going through it I knew every municipality bro [ __ ] lock me up up there in the [ __ ] [ __ ] I was mad that was a new cop he ain't know oh man then you get mad entitlement entitlement comes from that police entitlement up right up that's Union City Union City we just drive right up the hill right it was a hot Friday Saturday night we was just leaving the movie theater I'm over there no L's tened looking Shady the cops pull me I know every cop over here I just build out over here a month and a half ago we fly it's a new [ __ ] bro the new [ __ ] is slow on the jack cuz he think he got a Vic so he by the time he ain't calling nobody and cuffs is on me boy by the time them other cars pulled up when he called oh Joe talk to him the side I'm man this wouldn't happen if we he should have called us first yeah so we got to take you and we'll let your bail out you can give it to us we'll do this like they so fly up there right right right dog I remember I got thank Lord three weeks in a row remember I used to be bro you you another one yo three weeks in a row I got locked up right here at the bridge cops oh the bridge cops used to uh Transit what's them [ __ ] them [ __ ] Port Authority dog the [ __ ] came in like come on anine you again yo get antoana invite to the Christmas party oh [ __ ] I'm like yo dog three weeks in a row bang bang bang they bad Cory for being black driving on the bridge get out that car [ __ ] oh yeah he told about he going text me talking about racism race your ass right to this back seat bu ass cops over there by the compound got me on that racism [ __ ] best to ever do it we the best to ever do it dog ain't nobody better than us yo race your ass to this back seat right herey up in [ __ ] whatever Golden Corral or sh one [ __ ] Boston Market Cracker Barrel it was one of them [ __ ] I think it was Boston Market Boston Mark I think it was a Boston Market remember the white dud wanted to take take me to the thing and Y was like don't get in the car yeah what happened yeah you alling and you get locked up in one of them Country Ass states [ __ ] the [ __ ] wanted to take Cory it was a separate building or some [ __ ] to pay some [ __ ] or if we get out of this so uhuh don't do that going to call these [ __ ] in this town you be out of here big black [ __ ] looking like [ __ ] the 1800 war look like his last name k the green M he made a run for it boss he broke a free right in the back big ass [ __ ] on the ground felt threatened yeah yeah I a feel safe stop resisting [ __ ] be standing resisting that's the line right there that's the line stop resisting [ __ ] when you unconscious and en cuffs yes they teaching them that a little clip in Harlem I love Harlem when this Clips in Harlem at night time from like punch him in his face you seen the clip yeah my man he was handling them two B cops they was trying to lock him up but they he was like yo me and it was him and his man we just got off for work dog y'all on my dick but they was trying to get him but he was bigger than them and wasn't afraid and he was like get off me handling both of them they kept trying to punch him he wasn't going down he wasn't hitting him but he kept saying I'm not resistant I'm not trying to hurt none of y'all y'all going crazy his man's like no crazy look what you doing to my man do nothing then the the boys came andm they got they got 17 of them got them yeah no they got them I was always too scared to play like that one no I'm not playing like that my resistant is a different name run my that's resistant arrest what the different name that's resistant arrest oh impersonation and it's impersonation and it's resistant arrest you know what my resistant arrest is not now no no you got it now we not living like got it now you ain't got it in you now before man what you said when they what you said when they pulled up at the P if you was a little bit they had to earn that one the [ __ ] said yo it look like you was about to run when they locked me up the P he said yo I thought I was about to chase you I was like nah n I'm good I a I ain't got it in me and I don't know where I'm at that's another thing like I wasn't familiar with no aoria [ __ ] would have what nah I'm good fam you got it let it in Irvington out of but not at 40 something I couldn't have kicked they in my 30s I would have tore a Scorch them [ __ ] what y'all going to earn this lock up y'all going to earn it I'm going to get locked up anyway yeah but now you got to take the ass whooping with it word n y going to earn this now you got to now they frustrated now you oh yeah we we going to give you something you made us work for it we going we going to work it earn this one right here fam no [ __ ] but hey yo when when I get pulled over by police that be so ignorant I'm surprised you I used to I used to yo my mother work at the man's office that was my line until my mother worked there I said too I I I that was my line for a long time until I turned 19 that line used to work mother for talk mad [ __ ] then it stopped it stopped working [ __ ] we don't give none of that may off and [ __ ] our May in Long Island is a 34 year old they flipped and I had the pistol in in the hood I'm like all right I was I said let me chill out I calmed down they were searching the car I said man I'll never do that again they found it no no no no no but now like as an adult adult adult adult when I like late 20s like mid 20s when they pull me over I just I used to have my GoPro in the car I just point at it I'm not talking I don't talk they pull me over mad quiet they be tired they be mad yeah I don't have to talk I don't I don't have to talk I remember one time I was arguing with my girl I had to drive on her friends home on the late night they was high I was mad as hell I ain't want to drive home I got pulled over bro I just cracked the window stuck the license registration Insurance out the window and rolled the window up got you that car quick I was fire yo like yo you paying this [ __ ] ticket too yo so wait you just en what happened after that though came back he knocked on the yeah he knocked on the window gave me my ticket gave me my [ __ ] and I went on the about my way I thought I thought he was going to do I was mad as hell my [ __ ] I ain't doing that I know mad people that do that cuz sometimes when you try to be ni oppos I'm in a rush if it's get some [ __ ] bro if it's if it's night especially depending on where I'm at I always got tents [ __ ] I roll the windows down I hit the button turn lights on in the car cut the key the dash put this arm out the window I'll be sitting like this when he walk up ler just like this you supposed to do that you can see inside the car I'm not making no mov to do dog what now you supposed to I'll wait for you to talk to me I'm not playing all right listen my I'm about to I'm about to reach in my pocket and get my license my glove I mean my insurance and my registration is in the glove but I'm not reaching for that cuz that because I I I was had a situation with somebody in the car and yo what was he putting down the seat nothing he was putting his seat Bel on really but just to this my just to this from the from they looking in the window look like you're doing something I'm not moving dog all right look my license is in this pocket I don't have no weapons in here and the insurance and registration is in the glove box I'mma get it all right and when you say yeah I go get it boom boom boom boom boom put my arm right back I'm not moving that [ __ ] is scar I'll take give me the by yourself give me the ticket let me go to you Parks when Police pull you over Hey sir officer you doing do you have a conversation with him uh I guess I try to it depends on what the vibe is it depends on what I'm getting pulled over for like cuz I've been pull over some [ __ ] you're just like now I'm going to be ad dict to you a little bit I'll never forget bro I think Joe did a show at at BB Kings or some [ __ ] years ago and we was all going back to the compound I had r with you remember white boy Steve M him and his brother mhm it's like four of us in their car we flying back on Route three I mean he doing like a buck 10 not giving a [ __ ] cops pull us over he's going off yo why' you stop me I'm going I'm I'm in the back like [ __ ] I'm about to die shut the [ __ ] up he getting an attitude with the cop yo here take this yo my brother is a um officer and he start listing some [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] douchebag no I'm sitting here like bro please shut the [ __ ] up and just let us leave the cop came back he's like yo don't give me no like he really Su him sued him cop ain't give him no ticket let us go and I'm just looking like that is the definition of white bro if I would have blinked wrong M the helicopter would have been out bro they tell women that I've seen them tell black women that be getting mouthy step out the car and will trip like slam them like slam the women my [ __ ] on like yo why would they get mouthy cuz people be arguing with the cops matter a lot of people argue with the cops especially when somebody feel like they didn't do nothing wrong you know you stopping me on some [ __ ] right I guess I'm I have a your inconvenience in me because and I'm going to take it because I'm black every time I've been stop coming from the compound one day I never forget I was riding I I had the the hoopie back then I'm leaving I see the cop it's a one one lane each Direction the cop passing me I watch him turn around right behind me cut the lights on I pull over he walks up to the car and was like um license registration insurance I say um what' you stop me for he leaned up to the windshield and was like Oh I thought your inspection sticker was a six it was a 10 or some [ __ ] like that it was it was valid I said but they're colorcoded cuz they don't even go by the number it's color coded go by the Yeah well since I got you give me your information anyway and I had a warrant I got locked up that day oh [ __ ] had no legit reason I've had another time a cop stopped me and told me I stopped you cuz you was talking on the cell phone I said officer I'm actually I just left the store I'm going back to the house cuz I realize I left my phone at the house I don't have a phone you did not see me talking on the phone all right well here take ticket anyway for a red light also important to know they used to lay on us over there absolutely ever since the pool party they ha on ever since the pool party that's a norm and that's before I had to cure EG in my life so my dumb ass had to wake up and go drive theut and that's right when they got you and the station was right there they pull right behind you you had to drive by the station or around it they be circling like school hours or whatever that's when I learned it was illegal to have a little tree up on the rear view oh yeah they got they got me for that before obstruction for the pool party yeah no parking on the whole street sides yeah never was there they knew we was having a pool party no parking on this street at all both sides all the way down it wasn't just our street it was all the street surround them [ __ ] we had canceled it that day anyway [ __ ] pump fake pump fake wrong day crazy son that's crazy they was all [ __ ] that's nuts they hate us over there after that I mean sit outside sit outside with the mini the mini Bluetooth speaker the little joint the the the old Beats Pill the little one here they come music too loud man we in a like the damn oh the amount of times that I got arrested for that or almost got my dog shot and killed for the music yeah yeah they used to Y we got a noise complaint the music was too loud complaint and just into the like walk in the gate right in the gate come into the yard right the yard come in the yard see them pull up and everybody go run in the house like oh [ __ ] my dog didn't play that [ __ ] no you just walking in here yeah you can't do that so now they get your dog I'm going to shoot your dog you can't shoot my dog well you could but I'm talking [ __ ] at that moment yeah they ain't [ __ ] with us I believe it [ __ ] listen feel good to be like legal legit yo driving with a license that [ __ ] you be like that [ __ ] so good sound like a headache to me n [ __ ] look you be like I'll be so happy to get that ticket go me you give me the ticket no I I give me yo dog I'll be happy they ain't running my plate your plate was going to come back oh yeah then it was when we learned about that in real time the scanner we was there for the scanner in real time oh [ __ ] how they know this car ain't in my name that wasn't here before [ __ ] crazy [ __ ] hit right there grown man bars is something you got to deal with you had to deal with that them nigg was catching me every night soon as I go by like God damn [ __ ] is good what the [ __ ] is they doing and they make be right there we got them we got one yep no they put the [ __ ] on the car no it's on the car it's on the hook it's on the trunk of the car on the car yeah they just ride down there ride right soon pass a right there it's scared SC [ __ ] pop right a hole up that driving Hit the lights turn no gun [ __ ] go get them yeah pulling your ass right smooth over see them [ __ ] that was the time they walked right up to your car and KN knew about the warrant when they walked up because when they ran your [ __ ] all they going to say is Yo is this your car and if you say yes fam I think I told this before yo I I I trying to get back to the hood to get some gas ran out of gas on 78 one day called Triple A I'm like you know cool Triple A said they I mean I had Roadside insurance at the time call him they said they be in like an hour you know they take forever cool I'm sitting there cop pull up behind me was like y he walked up his car everything all right I said yeah car r to be hit a minute he's like all right just put your put your hazard on it's getting dark through the hazard on he I think he leaves I put my seat back I'm me take a nap to the they get here next here T knock on the window I open my eyes now it's a cop car in front of me too oh second one coming you going buddy I was like BR window down again he says my name I never gave him no information he says my name yo tou I said yeah step out the car for a second please I have no idea what's going on I'm like what's up soon as my second foot hit the ground they s boom I'm like yo what the [ __ ] you got a warrant $60 seat belt ticket warrant why you slamming me though my [ __ ] slam I'm talking about slam boom I was right look at him D I'm asleep look at this bill I've gotten par uh driving ball suspended while I was parked me too I got one before too that's when you learn that sitting in the driver's seat means that you are operating the vehicle even if it's parked he is correct [ __ ] I got locked up in locked up you had a black men Story show I got locked up I got locked up sitting in the passenger seat me too of a girl's car around the corner from the palace we just we we were sitting in the car the cop walked up saw us in the car you had a warrant yeah he was like yo what's your what's your social they laid on us at the palace too by the way oh yes they did they laid on us they did I've been locked up in Clifton right there and I had the suspended license the whole sh my car was parked right there in the lot you know little [ __ ] right across the street they took me right across the station right there I know he was like you want to call somebody get you out and now I'mma call a cab I walked out walk right to my car and drove home that's when I was living foul [ __ ] tried to send my mom the court to fight the [ __ ] ticket go lie up in there you can't do that your parents don't want to lie for you when you grown [ __ ] over parking ticket the handicap [ __ ] they got me like that a few times too having a handicap thing that's not in your name so if they get you and ask you to produce that paper you need the cart and you don't have it you need the little cart we taking taking you to jail [ __ ] me and you was at the mall that was you at G State Plaza right at the mall when they got me it's my man right there man hold it down hold it down man all right enough of my little War Story St jail story is cool man hey we made it through all that [ __ ] man so look at us look at us now come on man clap it off us hey Cory when you was in the hold hold wait wait wait hold on hold on hold on hold on wait wait wait so if you got the handicap up and it ain't in your name you get take it in for that yeah yeah oh okay cool just want to know all right good looking listen that's why you have stepping you half stepping by not half stepping the part of that is ka's saying [ __ ] walk with that limp yeah word up you got to when you see them yeah cuz you're too young to have anything that n your vision you better say something Vision nah [ __ ] I got the scars from I got the scars from the surgery but he got lasx they don't know that they listen to I still I still got it now now when they pull you they know you license and rest oh you know what's funny I did get stopped one time now when I used to wear glasses you know they put the correctional lenses required [ __ ] on your license I don't know cuz that's like losing [ __ ] word I don't know nothing about wearing glasses now [ __ ] out you go he stopped me was like yo you supposed to be wearing glasses and I said I had contacts him he asked me to go like this oh my God he didn't give me a ticket but he was like yo he asked me to do that hey get a [ __ ] life they selling lives at Walmart on sale [ __ ] he going to sell he going to sell this billy club ass Whoop I'm not saying that you say that officer what do I got to say to go home I read a comment on YouTube uhoh and no the officers do listen cuz I read a comment on YouTube and the comment said every time Queen flipped this is how I feel Tuesdays and Fridays every time Queens flip drive past me this is how he acts I'm like [ __ ] cop yeah like [ __ ] I see you all the time [ __ ] I playing I don't act way I'll be quiet [ __ ] I salute you that take that back yeah fix that fix that fix that part yeah yeah I didn't mean to say that part please please H that out yeah but I you know I got I got the thing in the front M so yeah I'm bugging I just why I think good looking I yo I wrong with you I don't know cuz like why would you write that I don't be acting hype like a doo I listen to music and my windows is down because I want them to see me because of the in the front but every time he salute me he salute me and [ __ ] salute he listen but he wrote that in the comment every time Queens flip drive past me on Tuesday and Fridays he'd be like this yeah no yeah cuz I'm sharing all the horror stories but in at least a third them shits it was a real [ __ ] cop on the other side I think I might have had more real [ __ ] cops on than the [ __ ] [ __ ] happened oh no facts for me too yeah more than the third thing about it is it only take like one bad cop to end it to end you but I've had more good I just seen our men the one that used work for Guttenberg the tall white dude that hoop D our men one day they pull me over right here pull me over dog it's 4 in the morning I'm I'm literally going a block a block I that man y me outside on the phone talking rning your mou literally a block away I'm like dog I'm turning in right there you can follow me [ __ ] made me pull over at 4 in the morning and made sure he come walk and get the car bro here come our man he like yo he my Superior I can't you know what I mean that [ __ ] made me W literally bro it was 4: in the morning he made sure he get up and walked to come get the car and she had to drive the car L listen I'm I'm I'm I know that's annoying goofy he could have told you [ __ ] that's what he said yo I could tell you I said to it then he could have told you [ __ ] now [ __ ] to it [ __ ] I got money it ain't about the money you not doing me no favors you [ __ ] ass [ __ ] I hate when they start doing that what's going I remember I had black men we have to stop trauma responding stoping me y stop y cursing out imaginary police [ __ ] that helped no my man my other man the other [ __ ] was you know what I mean he came and was like yo my bad yeah but YG I'm like yo dog I'm going you go follow me they don't I'm making them left sometimes you got to eat that you got to eat it bro I had when when the Magnums have the Dodge Magnums when they first came out I had a black one you know that's when when they hit the hood it was crazy then facts I had all black Magnum got stopped at I had no business on [ __ ] South 19th Street [ __ ] being a hood hood maybe he wasn't inside anyway maybe we had your body all [ __ ] all one of them little road block setups they had mind you now I got the the Magnum was that car at the time I got an expired temp um my license was suspended and it was something else so the cop she like yo oh the [ __ ] was tinted out blacked out she like yo so I I figured the tent was expired whatever I could just pull this when I used to tape them in the window pull the top tape let it fall down a little bit I can go you won't even see it it's tinted shorty said yo open this she looked at the temp she was like yo this is expired she's like but because you were like courteous you wasn't on no Rah [ __ ] go drive this [ __ ] home and park it she's like I know the street you live on you must have you might must have a driveway put this [ __ ] in the driveway park it I'm giving you a pass you don't even realize it cuz I could tow this [ __ ] but because you don't have a valid registration or nothing now you can't get it out go tow this [ __ ] I mean go park it until you get your [ __ ] right what your dumb ass do went the [ __ ] home and parked it oh you was really inside see some of y'all because bro I me out great adventures nce I had enough like I've had enough close calls to where I in my head say like you can't keep throwing the dice you going crap out right that's the other thing that you little young whipper snappers out there wasn't really there for won't understand it when we talk about it but [ __ ] was there for the roadblock oh they don't do they still do roadblocks yes they do you mean the checks they still do them shits a little bit we had this to before y'all told me that maybe where I'm traveling I don't see them but in the 9s they do wherever you us whereever you were traveling it would be one and we had to rely before ways before Tik Tok my g y wasn't there we had to rely on that budy SST yo Avenue 19th got on a g nigas put that [ __ ] on a gram newk right there by that little Multiplex around that little corner oh my god there the city idea what Real Horror is y'all ain't never seen the train where they had the seven cop cars that r that ride in a row and they just pick a car and Surround your ass like this before you can blink you are literally boxed in to do what that's Auto Squad yeah Auto Squad it's some [ __ ] in nor it's some [ __ ] in nor like you you you they bro one time they used to Ram you first yeah they they yeah y talking about I mean they stopped the RAM and [ __ ] because damag the car but they you can't even open your door downn there they perfected it where the third car is the point car when he I I'm so used to this [ __ ] happening I'll be driving I see the train riding past you you see the third car do this with the flashlight out the window before you look up the first two cars have turned around and boxed you and PA from behind the next four cars have cut you all the way off they're literally you're surrounded you cannot move nah that sound like a spillage Village that sound kind of crazy they yank you out the car and search they not even they don't they don't even ask you I know it sounds crazy pause they don't they don't ask for no paperwork they ran your [ __ ] already no they didn't they didn't run [ __ ] they don't ask for no paperwork they are searching R [ __ ] we with the shield we Vic Mack and one time like so it got to the point where my license was suspended so much that I would tell you when you walk up to the car cuz now maybe if you're nice enough and you don't run it you don't get the hit you'll give me a warning let me go and I've had that happen plenty of times with the train I'm like yo dog I'm going tell you now my license is suspended boom bo boom he was like bro we don't care about that you got guns I was like oh no I ain't got no guns oh that's what they do to me on yo do you got gun we don't care about none of that [ __ ] do you got guns you have Pop the trunk all right go ahead Joe budy they I get out the car and all four doors open up and they are search they tearing the car up not ripping nothing but they looking everywhere I heard the girl in the car say yo find a gun with a car like this in this neighborhood he has a gun somewhere and they spent extra time in my car trying find good look at you you look like the per you look like the per disrespect you listen long time ago I was I was [ __ ] going to the toe spot so much I thought that this should be a TV show about that [ __ ] on the West Side Highway y'all know the spot on the West Side Highway and it be fun in there I ain't going to hold you think the office was good if you that's a good one son it's genius that's a genius show if you do a show about that is a geni to pick the big one that's a good show cuz I got my car told so much I got my car told so much it was a point I didn't have to call the PRI and find out where it was I knew which to spot you was going to depending on where you were especially in Jersey my man right there down Patterson plank over there P Plank Road know you know the over there been with all them [ __ ] rocks that's [ __ ] your car up he did 24/7 give a couple extra dollars he don't care nothing about the real paperwork don't care about care he do not care about the paperwor give [ __ ] that [ __ ] told me I had to take a over home one day he said yo you got to bring me back something wasn't that outside of squeeze yes yeah I remember that yes [ __ ] and they they looked you out too [ __ ] was like I got what I'm saying out there is I don't want to bore y'all with our war stories but what we're saying is drive safe drive respons drive legally drive legit it's not worth it and snitching ain't bad yeah don't listen to this [ __ ] getting home to your family is your number one priority there you go you know what I mean don't drive angry don't drive after the breakup I know a lot of y'all rush to the car and go do a oh I'll saw her what if I never came home how mad would she be de turn to call the fast so so I hear so I he don't ever do that go to other I did that [ __ ] one morning left house this what it was the real breakup time I left house at 9:00 in the morning got the driving down that 3: and realized I didn't have nowhere to go it was 9 in the morning Buck was sleep all my little [ __ ] they knock I turn right back around let's let's have the argument man [ __ ] it [ __ ] it I can't even oh good times good days good memories damn man yo we love y'all hope we didn't bore you with our [ __ ] War Story we don't live like that no more now we good now bab we don't live like that no more it's over it's going to resonate oh yeah some [ __ ] out there still living like that like word word that's true and you can't even kick nobody name no more cuz all the [ __ ] digital can't even have Ro raage no more no the [ __ ] is digital used to could be like y my name JN Jones my birthday January 14th you can't even do that they got the picture you got your picture right in the [ __ ] stupid is dark skinned with some dreads my [ __ ] what what are you talking about oh yeah they sent me mad envelopes to my house me looking dumb as hell through the windsh it's a little fuzzy but I think they got me they tell you yo just P do this you at 126 off the Grand Concourse we put a cam up there do you know got you know what they really [ __ ] the game up at you like this yo they [ __ ] the game up when they started being able to they [ __ ] the game up when they started being able to trace the temps you could not tra [ __ ] was yo I I yo I had a temp I was going through Easy Pass going crazy [ __ ] I put the temp back on they were sending the tickets I'm like I got a temp n you got to get that license switcher that license place switcher press that butt button yeah you're right yo before there was waves this is before Tik Tok you [ __ ] ass [ __ ] some of us had a scanner in the car oh the F Buster tell the police that [ __ ] was some [ __ ] too it was a work like that you go to the Radio Shack at Newport that [ __ ] I like I want a documentary on that [ __ ] that robbed us that [ __ ] worth a couple times only $39 that's not me [ __ ] once you find the right yo listen before all that [ __ ] [ __ ] had Map Quest [ __ ] to paper [ __ ] to go out of town was Navigators we used to put [ __ ] after after the map quest we had them little [ __ ] ass uh navigation system that you stick to your [ __ ] window all that [ __ ] you remember that stupid [ __ ] Tom I remember going out town as a kid with Map Quest had the papers right here read you had to get the [ __ ] I told you I used to end up in some way I ain't belong back in the my space days you're likeo Li even in away from Cars well you don't live in New York you lived in New York like remember when you said to like memorize where you're going on the train and [ __ ] like that [ __ ] was hard like when you memorize it and sometimes you go on the wrong train going the opposite [ __ ] Direction you end up in Far Rock Away looking crazy and plus you get off the train you'll know which way is which like it don't say like North or you got to just get out and guesso and way before Tik Tok [ __ ] it was tough putting the club on at first fact that wasn't the simplest of task that little Club no noce the [ __ ] part though when when the when it came out with the new yellow one I couldn't you put the club on going in right but then when you was time to leave the [ __ ] be outs you to you get off [ __ ] is funny I wish I call my mom one time I think they stole her car with the club on it I still got the club on her car she still use it I swear to God my aunt still she Parks her for tourist and pops her red the [ __ ] ain't it's like fading now it's not even red and black no more I wonder if you could go and buy the club ashy Club probably find yeah you can definitely find anything and when them [ __ ] realize that if you take that little free on fre on and smack that [ __ ] y Crooks always win bro the crooks always wi [ __ ] was walking around with freon on the and on the flip side of this club conversation I was also there when the new cars didn't need a club cuz the wheel lock but nobody told me mhm sitting here Stuck Like A motherucker not real you can't turn this [ __ ] the hell stup [ __ ] I'm stuck I've been stupid a long time dog when you there for them coming up with [ __ ] yeah yeah they locked the wheel on your CARiD and you got the key stupid ass [ __ ] stupid ass [ __ ] in the street dog they slick taking them boots off with the new boot need a app for that [ __ ] that boot different yeah they take the new Bo boot off too though no they take them off they got boot off they got it off got they got Bo off don't you let them catch you don't know that let them catch it's a federal charge Google wow it's a federal charge them [ __ ] don't play they take that [ __ ] right off they got [ __ ] the boot on and you took the boot off they'll come take your boot off [ __ ] I took the boot off like a couple of times yo they'll come allegedly allegedly I did but I brought it back I brought it to the place you got to take it to the place I took it to the place New York got some like the cable box [ __ ] you got to bring the to the place you got to use the Allen key some ew [ __ ] on the side yeah I took it off yo you doofy as hell if you bring the cable boxes back to the company you better take that boot back the boot is different I know that [ __ ] watch them [ __ ] is ignorant boot is different you you pay them you got to take the boot off once you pay they give you the code you got return it yourself and you got 24 hours to bring that boot back that's some [ __ ] though call it what you want where you take the boot last time I got boot they got that [ __ ] only oh you in Queens que Manhattan it's only two spots you got to take it back and if you don't take it back within 24 hours I think it's 750 what some [ __ ] like that and queens I'll be there what time you open get the boot but I was there waiting for some hours oh yeah yeah for them to come get it for them to pick up the they got my [ __ ] in the [ __ ] driveway I was tight they boot your car in your drive drive oh n dog I'm not even on the street that's that's some DC [ __ ] [ __ ] you st my car out the driveway he did that's different I ain't going to say I rather them steal it but yo you coming on my personal property to boot my [ __ ] disrespectful my little security camera was going off I'm like who the [ __ ] out there [ __ ] with my car so I sneak around the back go look at it I see him out there putting the [ __ ] on the wheel I'm like oh you [ __ ] you you ain't pull your 65 out on him and threaten him pause yo man man I didn't know you him I didn't know what was 65 on that [ __ ] you went crazy a little bit with that one it's cool though it's cool I don't even worry about it damn what we just talking about just traa n n the one though y y y'all all been up for a long time you never used to hide the car from the repo and then realize oh [ __ ] they can find that [ __ ] now yeah they can't do that no more you can't do that no more ain't no more hot in the car got the air tag on it damn tag [ __ ] got 17 tags on that [ __ ] can't you can't hide the car no more all that [ __ ] you thought it was cool you going to hide over there people's house in the back no no no youro man used to be hiding to escalate and the [Laughter] charger yeah weed to hide a car man got list not put this one address on there in case I need to put it n one time I was so bold I was on the phone with the insurance company looking for the repo card saying well when yall find it how long does it take to get it anywhere between it could be 24 hours it could be 72 hours but it will be within the next 72 hours thanks my car will not be by the the C going to say it's right there it ain't going to be there though when them Puerto Ricans or Belmont come over here that car going to be Vu son of a [ __ ] Chop Shop [ __ ] no I just had a dream about about a chop shop I just had a dream chop shot [ __ ] came in hand there two type of chop shops and the [ __ ] that remember their dreams I judge y'all too but huh two of chop shops y [ __ ] yeah you [ __ ] as hell if you woke up and remed your dream facts y especially like 12 hours later like it's one thing if you remember when you first wake up you dream that's head ass well they say you dream every night yeah you dream whether you remember it or not yeah exactly but for you [ __ ] that remember the dream and wake up and then actually express that to somebody like I had a wild dream y'all [ __ ] is Goofy Los all right since we here you got to stay a little bus get busier hold on your girl ever confront you her dream oh come on bad be mad at you CU stupid [ __ ] girl called me said yo you had you had me [ __ ] up in my dream like wa EXC yo excuse me I remember Wasing [ __ ] real like she was mad for like a half a day [ __ ] this happened twice talking about feel you got going to be mad at me over your dumb ass dream you was really playing with me you had me [ __ ] up like I don't like that [ __ ] talk it was a dream in your head my girl is just the luckiest girl in the world so she don't even have to rely on dreams no more like the [ __ ] that she go just yesterday Bingo nothing to do but laugh her godson is who's younger is headed to wherever he headed to he on the phone with his girlfriend okay he telling his girlfriend that yo my Gom know Joe Biden or Joe Biden whatever they saying you know they [ __ ] around the the girl got it on speaker the girlfriend the girlfriend mother knows Joe Buon well allegedly youing at oh Joe and I'm like wait what did you just say like how do you even respond to this [ __ ] only you where your godson's girl and then the mother overheard and then you got some info you should na now you bring it to me and this about new new nails too the homie the homie like oh you ask about new new Nails my girl is the luckiest girl just fall right there you be like how the [ __ ] whatever it is it's right there it's going to fall right on that little lap that's some [ __ ] thank God I was in the clear see being faithful is like having a license now come on pull me over now you pull me over yeah come on what's up I dare you I ain't did [ __ ] and make them little faces like you used to be making when I was cheating fix them [ __ ] turn that FR smap boy boy talk all that walking around inferring [ __ ] throwing [ __ ] out of wall see if a [ __ ] nah act like it's faithfulness around here when you Faithful you put your [ __ ] on the table boy no more overnight bag what's wrong with this [ __ ] yo is that head ass no what being faithful overnight bag the overnight bag from the overnight bag no no y'all don't think nothing is head ass I think talking to me no that's not true me I think a lot of [ __ ] is the overnight bag is definitely not head the goofy [ __ ] is head ass that's what makes ass I think [ __ ] in her house is head ass but that's my own [ __ ] you lost me no I didn't you know ex that what I'm talking about we say what do you mean by so that's not surpris what do we mean by what does head ass mean like some [ __ ] corny yeah that's what I take head ass is corny exactly and love [ __ ] head ass is if the DuckTales theme song can play while you're doing it and it's funny it's head life is like a airplan you walk into the trunk you back you walk up ringing the bell to me that's the stupidest [ __ ] I ever [ __ ] idiot that's a [ __ ] [ __ ] out here I know my n feel you about dark wi duck and all that [ __ ] not cuz you was dead for it on YouTube was afterwards youing you witnessed you watch that [ __ ] n and [ __ ] and I watch gargoyles that [ __ ] gargoyles I showed you your first cartoon on tour with L [Laughter] Professor that was my [ __ ] that cartoons was good all right we was off fun a little yeah it was it was fun though know who else's head ass while I'm at it seen a clip running around of the speed Rubik's Cube and this [ __ ] was good nah that's fire no it was like 3 seconds or some [ __ ] six seconds but listen to what was fly about it that's not ass at all they allowed him the time no no [ __ ] out of here what you mean he did the whole R was cub in 6 seconds yes no not 6 seconds no I wasn't it three no 3 seconds 3 seconds 3.4 or some [ __ ] listen but this is this was the rule why you don't believe that it's a speed run he [ __ ] out there they can do that but it might have been 30 seconds no way three seconds but this how they did it is they have the timer there they have the judges there and it's clearly an audience there 3.13 seconds they allow you to pick it up and inspect it without starting the time so he did that for probably about five or 6 seconds and then he placed it back down and when they said go the time started he rushed to pick it up and and he rushed to put it down and that [ __ ] was done look at it just look at it live with us in real time can we plug it in can we plug I need to hear give give me I need to hear let her watch it then no why you [ __ ] up our real time [ __ ] I think the going reach over that tell this [ __ ] to kiss a monkey's ass send that video to ericon All right you don't believe that he did that [ __ ] he did it it's real he Asian no disrespect and I wouldn't give a [ __ ] yeah racism racism could be props is it bad they they acknowledge we could dunk and dance all right all right I'm done I'm done man tell that [ __ ] to kiss I'm going say this to hey Cory you don't believe that tell me why yeah yeah he hating tell me why how long it take you I never did the whole thing most that's that's what it is I got I got two sides before that's the most I two sides I never did it either but I don't think it can be done I think people are talented to see some [ __ ] tell that [ __ ] K differently man know did you see the big I was talking about this I was thinking this earlier when flip was talking about his puzzles and sounds or whatever the [ __ ] he was saying did you see it you saw the accountant yeah yeah movie she trying to keep up Ben trying to keep up with the doc God I see I see you I did see but the beginning of the is one of my favorite Parts where you got to piece together the connection between the brother the kids when the girl and he's screaming with the noise and the puzzle piece and it's like that was fire mhm what I'm picking up white movies again no I like white movies too I say Joe biging up another white movie I'm sorry and the algorithm keep putting Jordan and pill back on my timeline them [ __ ] was never funny who really I never liked to me no one of them [ __ ] be funny sometimes I I never liked them that's me that wasn't my bag it's Key and Peele by the way yeah Jordan Peele is is the [ __ ] Jordan pill Jordan ke all of them [ __ ] pills orange pills I never thought they was fun no disrespect CU they both they both have made made a great living what the hell is this but I don't think they what it is Rubik's Cube in 1.2 seconds yo look no some of the domestic disputes in the restaurant that are that you talk about here be fake this [ __ ] crazy is Yo real quick he think that's fake but not to fix it no let me show now I'm looking at it I'm now I'm looking at it nah most of it is done already look at that one it's done yo real quick though um just to update I'm looking here Crazy Bone posted an update to his Instagram he's giving a peace sign he said I just fought for life I just fought for life for literally nine days straight and I only won the battle this time cuz I know Jehovah God was with me every step of the way fighting never take life for granted enjoy it while you have it thank you for all your thoughts and prayers trust me I needed every last one of them so it's a positive up justed I love that m we got one well we got two Jamie Jamie we got three shakaz Zulu yes true we got a few we got a few we should like M and there some more that I'm forgetting but I ain't going to down us out but we got a few hey actually littl TJ right over here hey true we got a few that's true M I think we highlighted that enough but that's fine thank God this is good thank God man all right and shout out to the ogs out there man battling just living and whatever health conditions come with just age and toxins and dirty food and just bad decisions when you all that [ __ ] is a CIS and a this and a kidney and a that and the just all the toxic [ __ ] we put inside of us y'all hold it down out there be safe be well be married Peace Love health wealth and prosperity Tupac cares if don't nobody else care we care here too sometimes love bit sometimes yeah just a little bit hopefully y'all are great we love y'all same time same place peace out peace is ch ch ch ch [Music] but

Channel: Joe Budden TV

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Id: 8gmY8NW88BU

Length: 135min 44sec (8144 seconds)

Published: Tue Dec 12 2023