out of context: brian david gilbert

when you walk into an unknown space I want the first question on your minds to be am i safe to smash the days of spring will surely bring the birds and bees cavorting but since I am a gentleman I'd much rather be Jordan hi I'm Brian David Gilbert safety fan and bureaucratic wunderkind please address me as such you can't escape the guy who will bring his guitar to your party thank God the bombs went off before Wonderwall you don't have to be good at cooking to do this you just have to be good at arson dude you gotta wear more than a loincloth to work what is the Star Spangled Banner if not America's jingle how many frames does a gamer game in the game frame main frame and the fifth and final seat can really just go to town on a [ __ ] whoa look at Gordon Ramsay over here making warm milk you can't just name a dude die hard man if you can carry a gun you can carry it to all of our heroes are dead so it's time to make new heroes and tear around each other's throats when someone expresses an opinion that is slightly different from our own you cannot hide your ladders from me how else are we gonna know how many beers Janice drank last week or how far Kevin's head went flying when a super mutant tagged him with a fire hydrant fight me I couldn't give a [ __ ] about death and that means I'm not a clone and if you're familiar with my filmography or discography you know that I am a gorge enthusiast I'm not your friend and you have no say over what I do with my body which means his bowel movements must be pretty whack just let me game a mom steel erection the cultural touchstone of our time TV Tropes org because if you have two hundred thousand frames per game and you have two hundred thousand gamers that's two hundred thousand gamers that have only had one frame per game per gamer and that is no good is it is it I actually I'm a little confused now and unfortunately there isn't an ocean guide to bloodsport there's no song for when your swamp itch clears up but there should be my name is the lewd improvisation Minh because for those who can superbly smash there is no better place to make a friend fallout do you absolute fool you child you are a fool they called me a fool but do I look like a fool to you what I'm saying is that if 80% of humans died today in a hundred years we'd still have Old Town Road but it would have a few more remixes horses silly coincidence because we all know the true monster is man and cannibalism is frowned upon in New York the best boss is you and all of your dead friends you cannot get blood on the jeans during this or any step of the process cannot stress this enough the consequences are dire so the ice cream truck version of pop goes the weasel' which for reasons I don't understand always makes me cry you piece of garbage violation violation violation violation so [ __ ] the man and [ __ ] the beat he made you drum 2 what should I do with the information about how many beers Janice drank tell me no one wants to hear my opinion which is why I am not expressing an opinion I am stating a fact 20:18 scientifically calculated game of the year is fortnight I'll get into that later and if you'll excuse me I have to go do my dark bidding on these spreadsheets play it again by Johnny [Music] yikes propaganda and I need to know where Donkey Kong pees I'm not gonna get any more ripped I'm just gonna have a different fish in me literally nothing's gonna get done today yeah your wife just got eaten by a yaoguai but listen to that skiffle there is a large ape your genes have been with you through a lot so let's celebrate that visit your favorite amusement park frolic on the beach together which means that no one has to write anymore god damn think pieces about this topic ever again aka chill anime beats to study and relax - but it's bad if your boss locks herself in the conference room and flogs herself eternally I booked the conference room for three I need to get in there when you smash together everyone's stinky rotting corpse you can move mountains together happy informational good catchy pick up Luke traditional in your face Punk kicks energetic educational antics in your head get out your cousin Ben's wedding right there society surely you can't afford 17 million dollars in fines I'm willing to let bygones be bygones OSHA doesn't need to hear about all this evidence I've compiled all you must do is send me 50 US dollars come on in hope you're not as big of an [ __ ] as the past few of your friends why Todd submit pair jokes if you say more than three hearts I'm firing you but dude not everything has to be a test this is a game stop hey I'm the loot improvisation man if you're wondering how I got this name let me tell you I played Lumiere once things didn't go so hot that's how I fell into this mercenary business what's your bad kid you may hear me say a sexy joke that I'm too naive to understand is sexy that's garbage Todd and though I've never played fortnight which proves my lack of bias and also that I'm professionally irresponsible I fully expect my boss Tara Leung to put me out of my misery when I stop being useful spicy laps hard get up again Arbor Day look you Philip Glass pick it up don't wear the same shoes pick it up pick it up pick it up happy managing and praise the Sun listen to the jeans they're speaking to you can you hear that their words are quiet but the implications are loud none of them will save you never change stick to what you know never try and improve don't try to get better in life those are the things I learned today it's finally over [Music] happy new year Oh oh my god that is so hot oh my god it was supposed to be prop water Pat oh I probably just like ruined this Mike to Jesus Pat I told you it was prop water God I'm okay [Music] you [Music]

Channel: Disappointed Tom

Views: 11,291

Rating: 4.9892473 out of 5

Keywords: comedy, humor, polygon, brian david gilbert, bdg, out of context, disappointed, tom

Id: jMNmIOH6sI4

Length: 8min 2sec (482 seconds)

Published: Thu Dec 12 2019