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at the link below. - All right, so, we got this thing. Let's take a look at some other stuff, like even if we just
like, look at your shirt. - Oh, that's fun for a-- - Fabric. - Look at that. Fabric. - Fabric. - And you can't really
tell any of the patterns. Oh it gets darker over here, but you know, it's just dyed fabric. - It's just fabric. - And then if you go for the, why don't you go on your own beard. I wanna explore my body and you can explore your body. - Okay, look check this out. - [Link] Oh! - [Rhett] You're gonna
see all kinds of stuff because I've got... And now that my beard's gotten so long, I'm trying to put wax in it. - So stay in one place
and then pull focus. So it allows you to really see. - [Rhett] Oh gosh. - [Link] And just pull focus from there. - Oh wait, let me get that thicker place. - [Link] Look at that, look
at the hair coloration. You got some really black ones. That's like, that's like
a cable wire and then your high-speed internet. You got your old, you got your old cable, you got your new fiber optic. - Well when-- - They don't remove it, you
know, they just add more. - That fake beard for me, (woman laughing in background) the guy said that there were
nine different distinct colors in this beard. So you're seeing some of that. - Wow. - All right.
- Let me, let me-- - Look at your stubble. - Oh stubble time? - [Rhett] Oh, oh gosh! Oh gosh! Oh no! - [Link] It's just chopped off. - [Rhett] What? It's amazing how like,
unevenly spaced hair is. - [Link] Look at that one coming out. - [Rhett] Like you got
like, three hairs right next to each other. Hold on, you got a good shaver, it goes beneath the surface. What is that, a Gillette? (Rhett laughs)
- [Link] Look at it, I'm pushing on my skin and like, and it's making it-- - [Rhett] Hold on, it's almost
like you pulled the hair out. How did it go below the surface? (man exclaiming in background) - [Link] That is-- - [Rhett] Hold on, what
is happening there? Why's it so like, shiny-looking? (woman laughing in background) - [Link] So that's just my shiny skin. And then when I push on it... - [Rhett] This is the
nastiest thing I've ever seen! (woman laughs in background) What is happening? - And what about my lip? Look I got hair right up to my lip. - [Rhett] A lot, oh a lot of hairs! You got like a hair patch right there. Lips kind of look like what
you'd expect lips to look like. Just like...
- [Link] You can't eat... - [Rhett] Lips close up. - [Link] It all look like
herpes when you do that. - Oh yeah now we gotta put
that on everything else, you put it on your herpes lip? - What about my tongue? - No, don't put it on your tongue, man. Don't put. - I'm not putting it on-- - I can hold it... Away from your tongue, steadily. (chair creaks) (woman exclaims in disgust in background) Oh you got stuff on it, man. Oh, what is, what is happening? (woman talks in the background) - [Link] It's the tip of it. (crew laughs) (Link laughs) - Okay, now look. I'm gonna look at my palm and see... - Palm is boring. - No, I bet you there's cr- Oh, look at that. Look how dirty it is. - [Link] Oh you just
got dirt down in there. - [Rhett] Look, look oh! Look, it's just my palm. - [Link] I think that's from the roaches? - [Rhett] This is just from
me living my life, man. - [Link] Oh, gosh. - [Rhett] It's a little bit sweaty, a little bit dirty. What have I been putting my hands in? - [Link] That reminds
me of like, fingernails? - [Rhett] What is that? - It's roach excrement.
- Look, look look! You look at my hand and
it looks completely clean. - Yeah, and I've wiped my hand. See if you can... - [Rhett] We lost the screen. Oh, now we're watching something back. Now I'm looking at
Wushu's hair, looks like. - [Randy] Happy Cotton Candy Day, daddy! (Rhett laughs) - That was... - [Randy] Hi daddy! - That was Cotton Candy
Randy's beard, not Wushu. - I understand what was happening. Hey, Randy! - Hi, this fell off a truck. You want to hear a sweet nothing? - Yes. - Okay! (Randy exhales) I wanna feed you soup from my mouth. (crew members laugh) We're in the endgame now! (Rhett laughs) - Wow. Wow. Oh, so now I use this one? - As he... As he walked away, he
forgot to hold up his pants. I saw a little more Randy than I-- - What'd you see? - I wanted, I saw the exiting angle. - Let me see up your nose. - We've done, we... Oh, I mean, see you got all the hairs. That's healthy. Now, you see how they're-- - Dude, that's pretty freaking clean. - That's because I, that's
because I zizzed it out. (Link imitates electric razor sound) - Mine's not gonna be that clean, I haven't been paying
much attention to my hair, my nose lately. - [Link] Oh my gosh, Rhett. You gotta trim your nose hairs. - That's showing my mustache. No, no that's my nose. - [Link] Oh my gosh, Rhett! You got to trim that crap back, dude. How do you even breathe? - [Rhett] Listen, that's in there... Hold on. That can't be my nose. - It is, it's nothing but no- - [Rhett] No, you're seeing part of the... - [Link] No, we're not. - [Rhett] There we go. - [Link] I'm looking at, it is your nose. - [Rhett] Here's the thing. All those hairs. Catch. I wanna get straight up the nose. - I don't wanna use this anymore, now that it's been up your nose. - Yeah but that catches
all the germs, man. That's why I'm so healthy. Belly button, nipple. - [Rhett] Oh, gosh. (crew members laugh in background) - [Link] Look how shiny it is, it looks like Mars. I mean that's like flesh planet. Can you imagine landing on that planet? That's the tip right there. That's where the milk would come out. - What, I don't understand. - Part the hairs out of the way. (man speaking indistinctly in background) - It looks like, like a terraforma... Oh you're going in the belly button? - This is pretty hairy too. Oh gosh. - [Link] This is embarrassing. - [Rhett] Where is it? - [Link] Where is it? What is...
- [Rhett] Yeah. - [Link] It looks kinda like... Nipple. Oh it's flaky. - [Rhett] Oh look, look at that. Oh, gosh! - [Link] You are flaky
- [Rhett] I need - [Link] in there, man.
- [Rhett] to moisturize that. Good lord. - [Link] Oh, gosh, you gotta, you gotta ream it out dude. - [Rhett] Who's still watching? I feel sorry for them.
- [Link] Oh my gosh. (Rhett chuckles) A lot of flakes. - What else can we look at? Oh let's at you, I wanna see
what your hair looks like. Your gray hair up here. Whoa. - [Link] It looks clear. - [Rhett] Looks like a ghost. - [Link] It looks like fishing line. Hold it in one place, and then pull focus, 'cause it allows you-- - [Rhett] I'm gonna press in. - [Link] Okay. Oh my goodness. Look how white it is. There's some gray, there's some white, there's some dark brown. - Fingernail? - [Link] Now, when my
mum was trying to get me to stop biting my fingernails, she would show me photos, before the internet, that somehow she would find that would show like,
under people's fingernails. - I'm trying to lie down a little bit. - And that scared the crap out of me, but. It probably damaged me in lots of ways. But I didn't stop biting my fingernails. - [Rhett] Check out those cuticles. - [Link] You got a pretty intact cuticle. - [Rhett] There's some dirt. - [Link] Coo-ticle. (Rhett exclaims in disgust) - [Rhett] Oh, there's
something going on there. What's going- Oh, what's my finger been in? What? - That's a pretty healthy nail. Now mine-- - Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! Not that part. - [Link] Ooh, that's not good. - [Rhett] There's so many
little things on your hands! - Let me get my nail, because like, I basically eat the corner of my... - [Rhett] Oh! Oh, it's shredded, man. - [Link] Yeah that's like flesh meat, that's flesh coming over nail. That's what I eat when I get nervous. Look at that, going around the top. - [Rhett] Look at that, you've been sticking
your hand somewhere too, look at that. Little hair, little hair
sticking up out of there. - [Link] It's like an insect. - [Rhett] What is that? - [Link] It's an ins-- - [Rhett] We have these little
like, threads all over us. Where do they come from? Ugh. - [Link] That's gross. - [Rhett] Man! - [Link] I think this is good for me, 'cause this reminds me
not to put my fingers in my freaking mouth. Or anyone else's. - What about the old hole on my ear, where I used to have an earring when I was cool. - Yeah, let's do that. Let go.
- Hold on. Do it like this, so I can actually see it. - Get your thumb... - Behind it like this? So you can press against it? - No, just let it go. - Oh, there it is. Oh gosh. Ew. Is that the hole? Oh there's stuff in it! - [Link] That's where you used
to have a ear piercing, dude. - [Rhett] Why is there crap in in it? - [Link] It's a cylinder
of dead skin cells. You need to pluck that out. - What if I press on it from the back, will it, what happens? - Pop it out. Oh, gosh, that's so gross. - [Rhett] Turn it. Oh oh oh oh! - [Link] It's coming out!
- [Rhett] From the side! - Stop. All right, stop a little bit. - Ugh. Oh gosh, I pressed on it and
it came out a little bit. Well you can't find it now. - Let me see if I can find it. - Oh, gosh! I hate myself. - Just trying to find it again. - You're pressing down really hard. There it is, there oh! Whatever you just did. Oh! Yeah, and now down. Yeah there it is, now zoom in on that. What in the hell is happening? - [Link] It's really
hard to move it around. - [Rhett] Why do I have a plug in my ear? How come it didn't just heal up? It's been 20 years! - [Link] That's accumulated
dead skin cells. - That's so nasty, Siri you're holding-- - Try to pull that out. Try to like, reach in
there with your fingertips. - No, you can't do that, man. - Right let's get some tweezers. - [Randy] Hey daddies! - Oh hey, Randy. - I just wanted to say maybe
don't disturb those in there. They're the eggs I lay when
I whisper a sweet nothing. So don't hurt our babies! - Sorry, sorry, I apologize. - All right, I am inevitable. Bye! (crew members laugh) - It's Cotton Candy Randy baby eggs. - I just scraped it with my fingernails. Just see if it's still there. - Did you kill them? - [Rhett] Yeah I got it, look, I got it. If you can just land on the hole, I think I got rid of it. No, you're not aiming very
close to it right now. You're way too high. There it is, there it is! You were on it. You were on it. You're too high. To the left, there it is! Look, I got it. I got it out with my fingernail. - Stop moving. (Rhett laughs) Stop moving! I didn't get a good look at it. - [Rhett] There it is. Yup. I got rid of it. - You pulled out Cotton
Candy Randy's eggs. - I'm sorry, Randy. Really really sorry about that. - What a gross experience. - Why did we do that? I regret every decision I've ever made. - [Link] Pick it, and stick it. With our Mythical Sticker
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