OSPlays: HADES (ouch)

hello everybody welcome to the live stream it's osp we are playing hades uh today i am joined by red hello and cyan i have a blanket cyan is winning today so cozy uh get on science level coz combo unbelievable uh so yeah today we are gonna be playing a little bit of hades this is gonna be rough because hades is a game that requires a lot of concentration or you die and even when you do it give it a lot of concentration you will still die so uh we're gonna we're gonna do some yeah it's it's like quitters talk luckily there is no escape you are trapped in hell forever until you get out so we're going to excuse you yeah yeah um uh the the house thereof so we're we're fairly early in the game um for those of you who are new to the thing don't want the camera to wake up for those of you who are new to the game um we'll we'll bring you up to speed uh not a lot has happened so far we're just gonna go uh do a run and uh try to bust on out of here that's her dad that's surprising indigo says our audio is perfect so wow so no one else say otherwise because indigo gave us the okay yeah yeah we're taking the win you're no longer allowed to uh complain about the audio it's been decided that uh we we've nailed it on the first try i can't wait for the frame rate to break though that's gonna be fun uh yeah i am everything's all set uh this is where we sleep it's kind of adorable it is also very funny that whenever there is a chair or anything on which you could theoretically rest if you push the button uh zag race is like no i can't do that i couldn't possibly i've got places to be things to do ways to die i'm a busy boy this is the mirror where we get our upgrades uh we just look at ourselves a bunch and the power of our vanity makes us stronger oh man this low latency is great i can almost immediately see what you're talking about yeah i'm so excited i'll be seeing you die on like a second delay yeah my cousin's in the chat so this is our our friend skelly who exists for us to beat him up oh yeah the old living training dummy thing yeah living really hilarious at one point zagreus is like do you want to fight back and scale he's like no it's contractually mandated that you have to beat me up it's like oh yeah i really want to punch the boss's kid which is funny because everyone else in hades has no problem with that currently i'm running uh a shield builds uh but we can do sword if you want to shoot uh so no he's only unlocked two weapons so far it's the shield and the sword sword the sword you start with i'm saving up for the the spear because the spear looks like a kick's ass you can do a you can do a spear but like i feel like with the shield you have like the perfect like you can do some long range shots yeah but you also have like a good melee weapon whereas like the sword you can only melee like we can go the boom boom knock him around yeah let's go you have to check the display case check the display case all right we got a thing yeah we got achilles number because we gave him a flask with a thing yay equipped take 20 uh percent less damage from the front but take 10 percent more damage from the back hilarious oh no how far should we be reading into that i mean it's just like a caesar thing or no i mean it's it's just it's achilles heels it's the achilles heel thing i know come on you said you got his number i thought we were okay all right no sorry that's an embarrassing start no you're battle buddies totally just buddies who share attention in battle amigos cyan can you tell the story from what happened last weekend we went to give your sister some cake yes she was like hey blue i have a question for you um was socrates gay and i'm like yes that is that is a valid interpretation of the task uh the text you are correct oh no oh hey it's aphrodite hi there in the name of hayden i must be a mess what are you gonna try to flirt with the god are you not no hello not really into it oh no where is my pants gone no pants are allowed when you speak to aphrodite okay so the way that this works is that when we talk to the gods and they try to like schmooze with us and and get on our good side um they will offer us boons uh that uh so far in the game uh will help our attack our special attack um our our cast or our dash so this one here is an epic ability so i'm gonna i'm gonna i'm gonna be epic let's uh let's do the heartbreak strike attack deals more damage and inflicts weak uh oh it makes them sad yeah in the power to break hearts why not a different cousin of mine posted her cat and her cat has like a little you can't lick yourself oh i can look it's got like a little gem oh that's so cute it's forehead it's like an all-black cat with like a little white belly and a little white dot right in the center of its forehead though that's like adorable a gem utterly adorable meanwhile uh claire's taking a little nap over there that sounds like the kind of cat design that they would use if like a character got turned into a cat yes and they were trying yeah exactly um some quick context for the way this game works this is a roguelite which means that it is a game with uh random or procedural generation so each run that you do to escape will be different from the last and that's a big like point of having the game works that there's a randomness aspect so you have to get good rather than rely on like memorizing the level layout or anything like that oh my god she's adorable that cat is adorable right but then there's also there's persistent progression so every time you complete a run you gain benefits that will help you in the next one so you're not starting from scratch each time you're constantly getting stronger i kind of like the idea that the reason all the rooms get rearranged is that like while you're floating in the blood pool slowly reconstituting they're just like all right maybe this will keep the whole out for longer there is some lore that kind of implies like there's someone who put a curse on the underworld to make it so that like was it curse i thought hades just did this or yeah like some of haiti's design notes are like hey make it that the room's changing around so my idiot's son can't get out yeah no i like to think that like like the other people that work in hades are like maybe you should just let your son uh leave and hades himself is like maybe you're fired shut up now go rearrange those rooms before he gets back you see like some guy pulling a lever it's just a slot machine of random room configuration spinning around or like you're like i don't know shade number three million in 78 working in the cafeteria and then there's a rumbling and the doors shift and you're like oh zag didn't make it all right that's a shame people are like taking bets and oh my god no he didn't make it out yeah so now you see our shield has lightning on it yeah the aesthetic of this game is just so incredibly well done it's just it's impressive because it's dripping with color all the way through but it's so consistent it doesn't feel like it's a it's just a visual mess like a lot of games that are very colorful and tend to be it's so well done you can tell they put a lot of care into how this game works on on every single level small dev teams man it's the future i i really like that the visual designers in this game like they were like we're gonna make this aesthetic and we're gonna make everyone really sexy yes exactly one of the design notes i recall reading an interview where it's like the design notes or just make everyone hot yeah well yes um but like i don't know if you guys saw the storyboard notes for the trailer that got released there's this bit where zag like pushes like kind of pushes blood out of his hair and the storyboard notes are like he does it sexily what do we have here like i respect it oh hey you must have had a run in with the lovely aphrodite am i right or am i right there zag but i have just the thing to go with her wine uh drunken dash strong drink trippy shot using a fountain restores all heart could be useful that could be very useful and then we get damage afterwards so if we run into a fountain that's great uh we have the ability to spend some of our money to buy um basically renovations to the underworld um that can help so so far we have bought a fountain um that can be one of the rooms that we randomly stumble into uh which is is very useful so this boot that we just got from diane is that if we stumble onto one of the fountains we built um we get full health back and then some extra extra damage it's also fun because you see like the little yellow bars some of them have like i guess it's like a shield where you have to break that in order to be able to hit them they also have like no explanation for what these things are they're just like forbes all right aha all right do we want hurt and lightning oh but this looks like a challenge see the little skull on the front or um another challenge but fairies no aries you're right the simon's blue let's let's see what happens when we get it two and one we we may die but that's a risk i'm willing to take is it really a risk if it's the core gameplay well like it says like challenge of the gods and you have to pick one or the other oh yeah whenever there's a competition we want i want to pick aphrodite the choice is there really does she get butt oh right she gets buttered if you don't pick her yes that's why i'm like wait no no no there was a whole book about this and a sequel due to popular demand yeah yeah so you choose one and piss off the other that's hilarious oh god what a what a beautiful mechanic that it just it's so true to how the the story goes very accurate it's an apology i did not sit here to be insulted by my own nephew that's the only reason you have nephews they think you're cool and they also will insult you if you're not ready for that you're not ready to be an uncle it'd be funny if zeus took away his boon for this fight it's like well you don't need this oh i'm gonna die yeah probably i mean you are trying to fight zeus yeah statistically yeah yeah yeah there we go oh i got different you forgot about that i did forget about that maybe stop stepping up i like how there's no need for like game balance exactly because every time you die you keep all the stuff that you got that made you stronger so even if you die after getting like one thing it's incremental progress so they can't just have zeus fill the arena with lightning bolts you yeah that's great sweet okay so it's a little risk reward do you want to piss off one god for the chance to get two moons that's very funny i did use my one uh revive my my death uh defy give all these gifts oh no oh ah what happened uh hades is about to uh throw some at me yeah hell yeah gets angry and then literally you're not supposed to defeat these guys you're just supposed to survive for 45 seconds oh wait these are the things shows up aren't they uh not not yet i think you have to be in the next area for that all right well have fun surviving that i'm going to be sitting here sipping tea i actually really like banana bread oh yeah it's sad it's delicious yeah i guess like there's other things there's like pumpkin bread and stuff five more seconds you can do it you can do it just spam whatever button makes you do damage there there we go no negative consequences god everything's so pretty i like the idea that like hades is just sitting on his desk doing paperwork occasionally glancing over the security camera and pushing the this button to just like spoot out more ghosts just by you time to ruin my son's day it's like i said you were grounded young man doomstone oh that sounds pleasant that's what the kids call it when you give a really bad high oh good time it's like a boomer joke better than that she got like a really bad kitty high from it it felt so bad oh like i didn't realize that there were like cause cat that's a plant and i guess like all things are plants if you look hard enough so that's better rocks oh okay fine let's okay go on we found out when we get catnip from this one place she's totally fine and chill but catnip from some other places she's not so fine and chill uh indigo actually actually sent uh blue a birthday present which was actually cleo's birthday present that she tried to eat through the box to get to the cat and then other times she's like no i don't really care so oh yeah get the epic one positive outlook take less damage while at 40 percent or below hilarious okay oh what's this examined lost souls with nowhere left to turn and congregate in deepest tartarus creepy were they fused together with the earth itself everything is either a plant or is eventually going to become a rock if you think about it with a large enough hammer and long enough time anything can be a rock sure to quote the church remember man you are dust and to dust you shall return yeah baby when this game was announced i i got the vibe that it was going to be kind of like like a devil may cry style kind of edgy you know just like the way zagreus was designed i was like oh i know exactly what this character is going to be and i was so wrong and i love it what this game is so goofy you thought well i mean guy with one red eye was gonna be yes yes i thought the guy with one red eye who sexily whipped blood out of his hair in the trailer was gonna be edgy excuse me for assuming how dare you technological conclusions and instead he's just this goofy-ass himbo who's just fighting his dad's co-workers like oh hey zack how's it going he's like nothing personal but don't know i've just i've never been so happy to have a trope subverted like that time to break the pottery you don't get anything from breaking the pottery you get satisfaction some potter ghost who's just been like making pretty vases to liven up the underworld it's just like at last my masterwork now i can pass into lethe and rest in peace and just like is there coins in this sick a burrito smashing piggy banks uh is the modern version of just destroying pottery excuse me i have to time out jesus for spamming in chat yep smart all right bye jesus christ your presence i was trying to figure out how to do that from uh mobile and i couldn't figure it out it's all good i got it i do have to also keep approving sometimes the things that have the word zag in it just get flagged also anything with the word himbo oh no what why is himmo flag i don't know but i've been trying to go through and like show them when they come by me also uh we've passed 4 000 concurrent viewers i'm sorry what they're here they're here for the himbo normally we max out at 3 000 so this is pretty dope how you guys doing chat loves a bad boy i don't think you can be a bad boy if you're a hippo like isn't the whole point of the himbo is that they're good natured yeah the good naturedness is a fundamental component of the himbo's carry yeah that's why i like it cronk is a hindo because he's generally good nature whereas like i'm trying to think of someone who's like generally like large and bulky and that gaston is not a himbo because gaston is not a hamburger he's too malevolent to be a himba and he's he's like possessive in a weird way he he's got the kind of negative qualities that a himbo does not have the brain space for exactly not that gaston has a lot of brain space but no no but you know gaston has at least one brain cell dedicated to disrespecting women whereas a himbo at all times has a brain cell dedicated to respecting women that's a fundamental difference sorry i needed blue to open a bottle for me because i have both of my thumb braces on which makes it really hard to open anything 4 000 concurrent viewers hot damn well i hope you're all having a lovely day yeah you want school yeah you can go to the yeah yeah let's go to cairo and buy some uh some health yeah look at that yeah you can talk to karan and he's just like just uh honestly looks like you're selling is that it come to help me out caron is loaded in gold very true to his characterization as being greedy oh that's like how they subtitle that yeah it's like so unnecessary bless up for this game for automatically subtitling everything oh yeah yes well i mean it's kind of got like a visual novel style so subtitles are kind of necessary yeah but then it's just beautifully voice acted on top of it yes the one thing i wish is that i wish that these characters weren't all british that's like come on guys dude what did you greek i mean they had speaking well yeah there's also not a greek language uh there is not a greek language localization option which as someone trying to learn basic greek is infuriating all right haiti's team if you're listening and i know you are i guarantee you they're not come on we need the greek localization it could be one of these 4 000 people here yeah we don't know listening to us discuss whether or not zagreus is a limbo if anyone on the hades team is here excellent job uh yeah absolutely fantastic no no uh is the guy going to kick your ass what's this what's a subversion of a subversion because this just reverts him to being like kind of uh uh an edge lord again oh come on he's allowed to be a little bit edgy also why does she only have one wing like is this like a mythological thing or does she no idea it's not i to my knowledge um i think it's just like a design choice all right i forgot the as a dash hell i mean come on this is just how youtube learn really obvious attempt to get blue to learn greek i'm trying to learn greek faster [Laughter] it's not going well because uh the only like basic greek knowledge i have is like the kind of stuff like you learn in science yeah i'm just really bad at all languages english included but i learned that one early enough that people can't tell as much but like i mean half of my english is just like using hand signals which has only gotten simultaneously better and worse since i started learning asl because now i know what hand symbols to use but most other people don't understand what i'm signing so like my brain will like forget a word and i'll just start like signing it and blue will be like are you trying to say that it's nice i'm like yep that's what i'm trying to say honestly that's really cool i i've tried to learn asl before because i think that would be a very useful skill to have i'd be able to communicate over long distances even if it was noisy and stuff like that i just suck at it i'm bad at languages that's fair i i had learned a little bit growing up and then i so i found a like death center near me who does asl lessons and obviously they were in person at one point now they're all be assumed i did have to take a couple months off because of chemistry but i'll be starting again in april and i'm looking forward to it it's very fun it's also nice to just have some time where there's not sound that your brain has to process processing sound is very tiring oh yeah let's talk to achilles achilles my man thanks for the bracers i did like how hades was like that's right kerberos he was a very bad boy how dare he disturb your nap and just goes back to his paperwork it's like love you too dad it's like kerberos is the kid and uh zach is the dog yeah exactly so we talk about cleo we're going to put him in in timeout for now because he's been very naughty but you'll be able to play with him later i love things that like youtube like otto decides it's like oh that's not okay like they're like this person is speaking in a different language i'm like they're asking how you are like edges open oh my god you fixed it up adorns one of the stoic walls within the lounging area is that achilles i think that's achilles oh yeah that looks like achilles a duty bound gorgon oh wow i don't want to talk over the dialogue because there is there is dialogue i just we can't hear it on our tv yeah i've headed out for a while poor dusa she was the one that remembered they said had to clean up this room after oh that's right yeah single-handedly stopped it oh she's so cute i like how they were like how do we handle medusa in the underworld disembodied head sounds good okay but what do we do beyond that she's adorable yes brilliant she looks like she just wants to like make you cookies it's like i think i think they've been doing floating medusa heads since like castlevania won so that design choice is old but making her adorable is new is this like a librarian oh yeah oh you can get more nectar for achilles nice i know i want to keep these keys because i need to get the thing oh statue statue there was a statue down that looked like it had multiple arms i was curious about it um oh yes oh yeah these are kind of everywhere on the uh periphery of levels hmm do you think it's supposed to be a heck of hungry or oh that's probably exactly what it is yeah smart it only seems to have one head but you know yeah hundred eyes and a hundred hands is a little tough oh yeah knicks was gone for a second can't really see me oh hell yeah go hang out with no uh with a with a scary mom as opposed to other moms i don't know the full extent yeah persephone is not here i don't know if she ever shows up oh buddy okay chet don't tell him okay he does to be fair blue has done a very good job avoiding spoilers for this game i've done a really good job of avoiding spoilers for this game you only watched the trailer when we bought the game yes oh chad's pointing out that she's made dusa that's funny oh [Music] did you get the nectar to give to achilles i gave that to him on the last run you can get yeah but you could buy another one oh i want to use the keys on the spear i like the spear i'm a spear and in addition to being a shield i can do better uh you can only do the top one you don't have enough for any of the other ones if you want to wait for greater reflex you can but oh yeah no that would be great yeah i'll get greater reflex next time can i nap no can poor boy take a sleep i'll sleep when i'm dead you're already dead bad news zag god everything in this game is aggressively pretty it's so funny i would love to have been on the like the pitch meetings for the character portrayals in this game because they're all just flawless also i just want to point out that like they made this game without crunch like no crunch time everything in here is beautiful and they made it on the schedule they wanted it to and they took the time they needed and they didn't like overwork anybody and that's so incredible like this just proves that you can make incredibly good content without you know running your team into the ground and producing a glitchy half-finished unlock your spear unlock my spear but no exactly uh new weapon the eternal spear uh okay striker all right jesus if you're not gonna behave in the chat you're gonna get muted for realsies is that what you want to release to spin very directional but that's pretty great you can also get the um bow oh can i yeah you have enough right yeah probably because it's not very good the heart seeker fire oh it's only ranged uh hold x to or press x to volley fire oh so if i time it right there's a thing oh okay interesting no not not yours not a fan of that bow at all you're not a ranger you're a paladin i love the dash attack though um but yeah no the way that hades was made was was no crunch it came out in early access like two years ago and a lot of the core mechanics of the game were in place obviously there was a lot of tweaking that went into it but like the skeleton of the game had already been built by that point and then they were able to spend two years just like iterating on it developing it out uh building out the systems and the consequences making more complexity and just polishing it to a mirror shine uh whereas a lot of games are basically unplayable until about two months before release or in the case of cyberpunk two months after uh boom ah i was gonna say um red someone in the comments mentioned that you can definitely uh mute jesus but if you do he'll unmute himself in three days i'm ready ah well three days i can handle it gives you three days of leeway yeah baby um yeah so when a lot of other games were built under crunch even a lot of the ones that are celebrated this year like you know last of us you know whatever um uh i'm trying to think one of the games came out last year um animal crossing was specifically delayed to avoid undue crunch which was great um what is do crunch um there is a certain amount of expectation that in the last like less than a month before a game is finished there will be some long days and possibly a couple weekends to make a release date but that is only ever permissible over a very short span of time most of the time that that crunch is done it's like oh you know i want to get this thing done i'm gonna i'm gonna take a long week i'm gonna mark that i'm gonna get those overtime hours and it's fine however the problem the video game industry is that crunch basically becomes a prolonged work commitment that is implicitly or explicitly forced upon the employees so in the case of cyberpunk they've been working on crunch conditions working like upwards of 60 hour weeks for basically a year before the game came out because they were crunching to meet the original release date last year and then they delayed it to march and then they delayed it to fall and that entire time the team was working anywhere from 60 to 100 hour or more weeks um uh long nights weekends uh people were sleeping in the offices just regularly uh and that becomes unsustainable there's a certain amount of of like you know oh you know i'm gonna work really hard this next week to do this thing and get it great and then you take a little bit of a break after that that's fine people can work on their own schedules but that kind of work pressure is becoming only more common in the games industry in the aaa space and the result is either you destroy your employees and then you get you know a game that's workable on time maybe but you just ruined an entire team or you get what happens to the last of us in cyberpunk where the team is so worn down that they are worse at their jobs and it takes them more time to accomplish something so one of the reports about and i'm sorry we'll play in a second i just want to talk about this because i was like wait have you not been doing anything i know i've been doing screen's not changing i i've been trying to talk because i can either talk or play so right now i'm talking someone someone said they're like uh actually the stream can't see the whole screen i can assure you based on seeing the screen and seeing the screen on my phone you can okay there's nothing else i think there's like a little cut off on the edge there's a little cut off on the sides unfortunately um crunch it's a little bit but um yeah just like the wrist of that guy yeah it is fine um now where was i uh you're talking about crunch and why it's bad yeah that is their job okay so yeah so the team on the last of us there was a report from i want to say bloomberg that basically said um consensus among some of the staff was that a more senior team that was not like turned over because the previous teams left from because of the crunch was too much could have put out the last of us two a year earlier and you know the cyberpunk delays that had to keep getting delayed because as they went on the team got worse so targets that would have made sense a year ago were now unfeasible and then when they were like okay i think we can do this in three months and three months passes and it's like oh no we can't we need more time and then you know that kind of thing happens so hades is not only a great game in its own right but it's a beacon of light and what a game can actually you know still look like and how it can still be productive and you know profitable if you let your employees do good work and still make sure that they work hard but that they don't work long because that's a very nuanced difference and they need time to recover yeah like yeah you know uh working on a game or working on any project it takes energy and and brain power and stuff you can't just do it for as long as you can physically go you know i mean any artist or writer knows this like you can sit down to write and even if you can physically type a bunch like x words a minute that doesn't mean if you sit down for five hours you have you know x times 60 times 60 uh sorry no x times 60 times however many hours you wrote oh words whatever um you don't get that many words on the paper because you need to know what those words are and you need to pull those out of your brain and for that your brain needs to be working and after you do a lot of work you have to relax and you know even if you're just doing like busy work or or something where you know exactly what you have to do you just have to do it a bunch repetitively like in parts of game design that's true it's like i just need to make this texture and i just need to write this dialogue like even then if you're worn out you're not gonna be creating well because you need time to rest and if you aren't resting your brain's not recovering and you're trying to pull from a dry well and that's not good that won't produce good work and it'll be really bad for you in the long run like that's that's how you get artistic burnout artistic burnout does not happen if you give yourself time to rest between working and once you burn out it takes you a lot longer to recover than it would have if you'd just taken the rest yeah so like if you're if you're just doing a project on your own time if you're managing yourself you know don't overwork yourself too much and you you can afford to crunch like for a couple days but then you've got to give yourself time to recover if you're working for some like massive mega corp that will replace you you the minute you're like you you flag a little bit like in in the case of the a lot of the senior uh and mid-level naughty dog team that was working on on games like uncharted but then left so that the last of us team um was working with a lot of new talent that wasn't experienced because a lot of the older people had left um i'm not sure it was exactly that clean of a narrative um i think it's probably a little more nuanced in it but i can't recall it off the top of my head usually but yeah um you know it's i understand the the need for crunch in small amounts i mean i i'm gonna be the last person to tell people that they shouldn't overwork themselves to get done because that's that's like what i do um but i do it in small bursts and then i take time to like nap and eat food and watch shitty movies and live tweet them and i do the kinds of things that that restore my creative well because i guess that's the way i think about it it's like you have an energy reserve of creativity that lets you work on stuff and once it's depleted it's gone like you can do stuff that doesn't require creativity but you'll not do it as well uh and you know there's no there's no hacking that it recharges on its own time sometimes you need to like do things that recharge it in my experience like sometimes you know watching movies or shows or reading books can recharge it seeing other people's creative works i know for some people playing games recharges it sometimes you just need a net yeah sometimes you just need a nap i i have to keep reminding myself of that because i already think i sleep too much slash not enough whatever i do i sleep different but you know it's like like yesterday i slept for like 10 hours it was bonkers that never happened and then i had to take a nap in the evening anyway because i was like i'm so tired but i'm not being productive i should do this other thing but i'm tired and i was like maybe i'll just take a nap and stop complaining and i took an hour and a half nap and then i had energy to do other stuff what were the odds it's like even if it doesn't make sense or fit the schedule you know your body and brain have needs and it's probably good to listen to them sorry yeah get the snacks i'll get sick well well no because this this increases my my total health because that would have just brought me back up to full and i was only snack i mean i was only two points under i don't think i've spent 50 questions snacks over life any day fine day to you as well there mate anyway yeah tldr uh massive gaming megacorps should probably stop uh burning out entire crews worth of game game developers probably yeah it's like if the game doesn't even end up good then it wasn't even worth it and if you have to crunch the odds are that it usually won't i mean if you have to crunch for like months at a time especially and yeah that's the difference between making a push and doing crunch because really uh mike bithell um indie game designer most recently made a solitary conspiracy which very fun game said that crunch is the later result of an earlier failure to schedule time properly that if a team is good at scheduling they will never have to crunch because they will understand what their capacity is they will understand what their limitations are and they'll understand how long things take and if they have to crunch later on it's because they misjudged one of those things and missed every possible opportunity to fix that earlier well it's also like video games and like also like film and tv are an odd place where like you don't wait for the thing to be done to release you decide when it's gonna be released and finish it to be done on that release date whereas like you know i mean i work vaguely in the pharmaceutical sphere yeah there are deadlines for things and sometimes we have to push things to be done but if the stuff's not done it's not done it's like you don't release half the data set because the data set wasn't done like you finish it and then you release it where so you might be crunching to get it done but if it's not done it's not done whereas i feel like video games they're like okay well it needs to be done by the state that we set like two years ago so finish it that's why um one thing that i was really impressed by was uh ubisoft is doing a remake of the principals in the sands of time really exciting awesome game so happy to see that i i never had the pleasure of playing it myself earlier on but i'm like i'm so hyped to play the prince of persia game they delayed it out of last year no supposed to be early this year they delayed it into the spring and then like last week they delayed it again but they didn't give a new release date which is exactly how they should do it it's like hey yeah we're gonna need some more time we'll let you know when it's ready and that's absolutely the way to do that kind of thing blue someone says i think it's with the spear if you hold the attack button to charge an attack and then dash it does a huge shot yeah i i just learned that after the last fight i'm gonna start using that more yeah but yeah i mean you know you could use the analogy of like running a marathon uh you know you can't sprint to the finish line of a marathon you will die if you can even pull it off soldiers and marathon am i a joke to you he needs to be like ah first time you know the other analogy is like um in in olden days uh when you had to get from point a to point b uh frequently what you would do is you would ride a horse but horses actually aren't very good in the endurance department humans are uh better at the endurance thing than horses are uh if you set a human and a horse on a marathon the human will win uh so what this means is that the horse would get exhausted and often what they would do is like they would stop for the night they would essentially swap out the horse for a new horse like they'd leave the horse to rest for like a week two weeks and then they'd get a new horse and just ride this fresh horse for as far as it could go uh this is great if you're trying to get from point a to point b as quickly as possible uh this is not great if you are the horse and in the in the analogy we're using in the game development thing essentially they're treating their teams like horses they they you know run them as as hard and for as long as they can and then when they give up and crash they drop them and they get a new team but with the addition of like well the new team needs to be trained and taught and they're not very experienced and often they're new and kind of like you know fresh-faced newcomers to the field because the older people know their worth and don't like being crunched and thus won't take the job so yeah it's just a recipe for disaster and it could be solved by just taking a little more time and like actually treating the workers like people rather than you know a resource that will make the game that will make you a billion dollars which please capitalism why would we treat workers like people of course how silly of me no i know yeah no crunch bad haiti is good baby's good crunch bad why in this screen is he like you dressed differently zagreus yeah it's just a different angle on him yeah he's always wearing a hat shirt it's just that usually he's turned to the right this time he's trying to left everything looks different i think it's just the lighting um yeah and the the hat thing it sometimes looks like it's kind of flaming but it's not here yeah i think it's just you know different because like at least on here he's wearing mostly red and it looks more like gradient on there and also yeah that's so special it's an exclamation point is that good or bad probably bad everything is bad highness i mean like there aren't many friendly things hey must look like i'm slacking off with the old boulder here but i was just getting the back of my feet curious sisters don't often leave me be where'd they go anyway and what are you doing here well you know we're just out on a little strollers all do me a favor though hey if you see them let them know i'm not here oh i'll let them know all right oh that guy running away that's uh that's zorgrious totally different guy okay uh yeah girl sign i figured out i figured out why he looked different from that angle it's because he's got like this kind of black and white toga and then he's got like this red wrap over it from the angle that we were at we were mostly seeing the black and white toga and the red rap was in shadow so it looked like he was just wearing black whereas most of his design is actually red from from the larger scale mystery solved you're welcome everybody no worries oh hell yeah thanks sisyphus i'm glad that wasn't me he doesn't want you to smack him so he said i'm glad that wasn't me when you smashed oh sisyphus is too malevolent or at least he was in life yeah this sisyphus may be a hit i mean let's see sisyphus i always get sisters and tantalus mixed up gentleness was a lot more malevolent tantalus was significantly worse but sisyphus was i believe the one who captured thanatos and chained them up in a box and given that thanatos is in this game that's pretty funny it is funny probably wasn't funny for thanatos yeah no tantalus was the one he was the one with like the kids yeah tantalus was the one who had a habit of he had a habit of killing his guests um and i believe he fed human meat to the gods yeah and then uh when they were like we're gonna kill you he was like oh no don't do that i'm just a little boy i was so vulnerable and sad and persephone he's like oh now i feel bad and then he was like ah just kidding i'm the worst and then uh when when he died they were like oh you're gonna regret that i believe that you're in shop hell yeah oh well i can't don't have to get anything yeah i mean i might as well get up to folks i'm going to probably lose this anyway yeah especially no chat we have not yet met thanatos but i'm very excited for when we do um do i buy it now for five hp eh no let's don't do it maybe i maybe i get through this fight i like a real boy i like the fool i know i am okay i have to make sure not to get hit by her um her dash attack you can hold even longer for a longer radius on the sphere yes i think that you are again lord haiti's gotta lock you up rather than let you run amok in his domain joke's on you there's an open window i keep jumping out of it's on the third story and it hurts like hell maybe you're just pining for my father's job i have no envy for your father's position i like getting to beat up my ass so someone asked if those were french fries yes i'm pretty sure it's a gyro yeah which is honestly hilarious good combo that's what we use i like it sorry i like how zach was like oh my god jealous of my father's job and she's like actually i quite like kicking your ass myself thanks and then she started feeding your ass she's a fun character i like her getting started and remember that you take more damage from the back oh right uh achilles i'm sorry i'll stop will you no exactly a million dollars thanks kagliostro oh yeah you do make it bigger nice what was that about uh when you hold the button uh the attack that you do is cool it has nothing to do with her hitting him from behind i just just make you sure all kinds of possibilities yes you will but that's okay you've died here the last four times honestly setting this game in the underworld so that nobody who dies stays dead was just brilliant because it's it's like perfect gameplay story integration when you die and you restart a run it still happened everyone you killed it's like oh hey zach back for more he's like yeah you know same old same old you should try giving magara nectar next time maybe i don't think you can like you don't get the oh death to fight that's right forgot about that get out of the circles impossible very personal jokes on me i have to beat her every next run if you spin him while charge attacking the spirit titan blood it's stronger deep within the unfathomable pits of tartarus lie the remains of the titans who once ruled all between heaven and earth yet traces yet a few traces yet remain of them due to the thoroughness with which they were dispatched in the war waged by their offspring the gods who now preside uh reside on olympus yet those scarce traces do exist and a terrible power rests within rad uh 5 000 concurrent viewers by the way hello yikes yeah everyone really likes watching you get reamed by megara apparently only when she hits you in the back of course of course i don't know what this symbol is is this next level oh hell survives you mean uh hades phil nope no no all right sometimes the subtitles are a little bit silly i think any time somebody writes down ger it's like no that that doesn't get across the intended effect yeah it's like that's supposed to be like growling right like that's not it doesn't sound like what would you rather write rar yes actually i think that it would be much better if it was like how could you raw xd you like much better wow that's going to go in the animated oh no [Laughter] oh i can sell stuff interesting oh so you can kind of like after you do the first thing you can re-spec your build a little bit that's neat you can't switch your weapons game design good game design cards we need to update our bingo oh whoa what what the hell is this whoa you have made it to part two whoa radical huh oh wow then you're at full help ashfidel among the many reasons it is best for mortals to strive to treat each other reasonably well is that after having lived their short lives they may wind up stuck with one another for eternity in the meadows of asheville the way they describe it as meadows is always interesting because it's like ah yes very meadow well it's supposed to be a meadow i know welcome to the eternal prairie this is like the uh the industrial park on the outside of the meadow oh yeah that's cool i don't know if this is real myth or just them world building but the idea of that asheville used to be green but then the river flag-a-thon which is like a river of fire burned it all that's cool i don't think that's mythologically based but flagathon is so uh this is one of those things where it's like it could happen who's to complain it's just it only happened because they're rearranging so much yes the river of fire let me are you serious uh the river of fire that burns even the hardiest of those in hades and zags like ow i'll believe that when i see it i realize i can walk right into it my infinite power oh hope you guys are enjoying my sound effects wow hell i don't like you just walk right into it it's not you've done this twice now yeah it's it hurts every time it's an environmental challenge these are your favorites i think you're supposed to be able to dash across it yeah but i did i didn't realize i could just walk off the edge because in the beginning you can't walk into the pits here you can just walk off the edge of the map well i mean they can't put an invisible wall in if you're allowed to dash across right uh no that's how it is you in in the beginning there are some parts that you can't walk onto but if you dash you'll clear the gap well you're in level two now yeah welcome to level two yeah seriously rush delivery probably because if it's a like a pit presumably it's instant death whereas this just does incremental damage over a period of time poseidon or [Music] money money let's go to poseidon i'm like cara and i'm not a greedy uh indigo would like to point out that hermes is her boy hermes is pretty great especially in the world he's a good boy he's so much fun immortals oh hell okay before i was having fun now i'm not going on the boat level two so you can just get right onto the boat wow that's lava god you're standing in lava oh buddy but i kind of like how like that that's part of the game's charm where it's like finally i've advanced to level two oh ah everything's on fire hades is like oh pretty rough boy but you want to come back and chill out for a second huh like it makes you want to succeed out of spite oh you praise what that that ranked up the bracelet the earth shaker brother to lord hades and lord zeus the lord beside and i ever grateful that while i was living he was merciful to me down here however i must say i rarely feel his influence all of us good shots you know what i like about this i i feel like every bit of information they have about accuracy is like drawn from the the tiny tiny details we have from the actual mythology so it's like i've heard that there are little mythology gags in the rest of the game too where it's like if you talk to orpheus uh or or die in isis dionysus is like hey wouldn't it be cool if we made people think we were the same god that would be hilarious right uh and like little hades like there's there's a lot of kind of um eponyms that get used in uh greek mythology that like refer to gods as versions of other gods um so hades is actually fairly regularly referred to as the zeus of the underworld um which is interesting because that could mean a lot of different things but like i i'm pretty sure that one of the uh i don't know has enough kids for them i think it's more about the be in the top banana situation rather than the rather than the sleeping with everything that moves stuff but um i i think and it's been a while since i researched this so i don't remember for sure but i'm pretty sure one of the things where it's like is this a thing about zagreus is this a reference to him is that there's like there was a line referencing like hades and also like baby hades babies let me just real subtly google something see if i can find that um probably not though just google baby hades and see what comes up oh yeah that'll get me exactly chimera jerky that's pretty funny or cyclops jerky okay what it might be is that escalus says that zagreus is either haiti's son or hades himself so calling him little hades is a way to kind of bridge that gap okay chiron or um i don't really have anything to spend at chirons so then don't go to town haiti or aries you might be going to haiti's we'll find out i really hate that you can just walk into the fire you're getting better at not getting settled i no longer have or i i do not yet have the best grasp on how far the dash goes [Music] oh now you've got a big cute medusa yeah i don't understand why she's pink though oh boy yeah that lava really did a number on you boy did it oh your poor health bar all right let's go back to the start he's gonna be like oh good job getting level two shame you fell into the lava a bunch of times you dumb can't believe you're my own child you're so stupid and bad oh hey glad to keep things interesting oh here we go explain to me how this is possible explain to me how exactly this is possible it's either your limitless powerless concern it is funny that hades just doesn't care at all that his son is trying to escape and then he's like wait a minute my idiot family is helping him oh no this has to stop right now he's like ah he's just throwing a tantrum we'll get it all out of his system and what did you say my brother was doing i do like to know that like they didn't realize that he was even a thing they're like what do you mean there's a beeb there's a big bee wait where's the bee there's a bee i would like to see the baby i don't think your dad wants to duck just me again he's like hey father how's it going having fun with that paperwork you know what i just love the i just had the image of like zagreus like just popping a little bottle of nectar up over the desk and then just walking away fool adorable did you pet him i did oh no i did not exactly go back sorry tails of the number of his heads are oft exaggerated that's a cheeky reference in some of the earliest references to kerberos they say he has 50 heads oh wow yeah man they did their research on this one they really did i mean i like the idea that people are like the dog of hell with 50 heads and someone's like no i went down there he only has three story which is good because i almost have enough hands to pet him now he wants nothing more to do with any of that i think it's fitting you've inherited that power that once sealed away the titans what's all this these are the same things that are always here yeah i thought it was he was telling me that i could like do no the sealed weapons in your chamber the weapon oh yeah the weapons that i've been using right yeah all right the weapons the weapons for ziggs that used to steal away the titans those weapons yes those weapons ah god that movie is something oh dude i don't know if everyone knows this uh they had a musical number for eartha kitt in that movie that yeah using for the final cut maybe so much snuff out the light i mean it makes sense it doesn't work for the final version of the plot but it's so good and earth the kid is such a good singer why wouldn't they do that so yeah look it up everybody it's super hella good and it's awesome snuff out the light uh what was it called emperor's new groove if someone says you should go to the lounge yeah i'll go to the lounge i was thinking should i update the trim i don't think i need to update the trim i like the gold oh meg in the lounge that's cause you killed her oh my god maybe maybe you can give her an extra now see if you can give her a knife i'm sure you can but you don't have any nectar you have to buy some no check if you can buy some you could pass me again like that you best go all the way she's like jesus really funny you got past me and then just died there's a little blinky thing at the bottom it's like next time you kick my ass you better do it for real zag's like whoa whoa in spite of its intended purpose to enliven i love the ghosts in this game and the giant chef coffee with that shade dismal place maybe i just haven't been to a cafe in a while but that place looks like a it's possible and for the most part they're social distancing between groups yeah right i like this person's table there's a fence in front of it get out of here shoot scram you don't have enough keys can i sit on the chair nah i can't sit in the chair no rest for the son of hades hey dusa even though you don't want to lick it they really did a good job making this game world feel very like alive yeah no pun intended but it's like happens when you're not there yeah people are in different places and they're hanging out and they're like oh hey what's up how you doing they'll probably be oh you can rest now oh my god it is your reward for getting to level two is now you can nap it in the realm of hades with a much mischief on his mind mischief me i was just going to have a little look through father's stuff oh my god this is new let's go it's quiet at this time ever dreaming hypnose put a spell upon the house wait is he commenting on the narration yeah no he comments on the narration what that's amazing oh yeah we're about to do a heist so who's narrating is that it is hades right i don't know i thought it was haiti's that narrated lower your voice old man i'm trying to be sneaky here i guess that means it has to be hades who else would zagreus call old man yeah half expecting to be i said shut up old man shut up old bad he does not know exactly what he seeks he only knows that something always has felt off to him doing the parents plot i'm not listening i'm not listening all right everybody here we go i think you have to be on the other side of the desk the rifles through his lord father's possessions there is not much of any import there what do you mean they don't know i'm here like a stack of uh of misdirected mail uh some bills it's like oh someone said voice like one trojan army like x 1 500. some some people are saying that the narrator is assumed to be either homer or virgil oh oh oh that's rules yes hell yeah presumably homer because greek yeah but there is the note virgil it would be a little weird if it was virgil but yeah virgil and homer just like tag team in this a compelling case could also be made for hesiod but uh most likely finally in a hand in voice the likes of which the prince has never seen her hurt who do you think it's going to be oh here we go it kills me so i'm leaving even if it kills me i won't be returning to olympus if there is a place where i belong in this world oh a void and you thought she wasn't in the game she hadn't shown up yet but this is cool because we got intrigued he got intrigued here i'd only done like four runs before i started up this stream persephone cool prince of the underworld zagreus absorb the contents of this yeah there we go all right cool in his mother's hand [Music] discover inadvertently oh this is great big mood which is interesting because like mythologically that's that's true zagreus is the son of hades and perception yeah indigo says wow she really said to take care of the dog huh yes she did the one-time queen of all the underworld where had she gone and why engulfed by newfound questions what implications could what's on friday hey guys come on come on no need for that well we have already talked about the pins so like yep [Music] i'll be on friday it will be me the myth is what is science it's just a cyan not who is cyan what is cyan what on earth is okay there we go i wonder will you even remember me i mean presumably if she like kind of spooshed you out of her body she'll probably remember you okay now you can get the bottom one now you can also get the top in zagreus defense the note said take care of kerberos maybe she planned to take him with her and then just maybe wasn't able to take care of the dog and also say hi to meg for me she's really cool until sanatos is [Music] with a z it depends on what kind of pasta you're talking about no i i i don't know no that that's just a pasta that starts with the z i i think the italian word for pasta is this is a stretch pasta not italian greek man i probably did oh okay i don't know sorry dear skinny i'm googling [Music] take care of cerberus and say hi to monica pasta favorite pasta i probably did say italian that's on me i can't speak all right you come to the right place regarding that there pal it's your mean weapons back there that can find this stuff once you get all the way through i like how the skeleton is doing the come at me bro come at me bro did you get all the licorice on that's all the blood you gotta get how am i supposed to keep track of which weapons i've earned these with then i made this excel sheet invention of writing stuff down you'll figure something out i got this great new script it's called linear a it's going to be around forever another weapon keepsakes hold power nice 49 encounters to rank up oh that's so many well no because you do like 16 per run oh wait what there's a new thing oh there's a glove uh yes the glove keys it looks like a bear claw like you're just gonna be like right right i can do this rawr xd throws fire oh nice let's get out of here my hair keeps getting stuck on face oh no biggest mood well no so today we had a problem with our um like cell culture oven as in like someone broke it but i discovered that by taping it closed with like literally scotch tape it wasn't like that broken it just wasn't like holding it close enough that it the oven would recognize that it is closed and if it doesn't recognize that it's closed it won't heat up smart but annoying so every time i kept opening it and then taping it again my hair was stuck either in like a screw or the tape and i'm like whoa is me and now it's just been getting stuck on my velcro the cons of having hair that is decently long yeah when i was in middle school uh we had these metal chairs with these oh yeah every time my hair would get stuck in it and it was like ah i used to pretty consistently just my hair was pretty much always braided for school for that exact reason like i only really stopped wearing my hair almost always in a braid like midway through college or a ponytail i would sometimes do a ponytail but yeah i just don't have the patience for that but recently i've discovered uh an excellent life hack where i can actually tie my hair into a knot and it works as well yes i do that all the time when i'm in lab and i forget a hair tie i just tie it in like just an overhand knot oh you're a ballerina father you keep me here in the underworld but my true passion is dance he's dead fix that for you oh zagreus is such a little i love him it is funny that like our regular youtube content is like well produced and professional and stuff and the streams are just like all the swear words we know i mean come on i think there's nothing wrong with that there's nothing wrong with swearing there is it is wrong how many uh ubu rxd jokes we have made in the stream that's the only problem you two have made in this stream it's mostly me why do you invite me on this don't you put that well we live in a house with no doors but also i like having you here like sure but i have a consistent work hour so like if you wanted to avoid having me on stream it would be doable no but it's way more fun i'm always down to play off of a rare xd joke yeah cause i i don't yes and i shut that down hey there's a dimension 20 reference in the chat masculinity is dead i dance now fabian someone animated like a little six second bit of that thing i've ever seen oh yeah it's like perfect it's like proper animation 30 frames a second and everything beautiful nice oh we will be moving eventually though which is nice and then we will have not just one door but two doors i know provided that like they accept our application but they did we just need to sell at least now technically i did they actually accept it or he said he's sending it over because we we got the rest of our our our payment well yes i know but that's if they still need is everyone enjoying this playthrough to say that we can they actually haven't cashed the second half of the payment either okay i know because it is my checking account is black magic trying to get an apartment i swear um even in what is ostensibly a very favorable time to be buying an apartment not that we're buying anything we're millennials we don't buy stuff yeah we don't own emotion we rent ownership is a concept construct that's the word it is indeed a concept it's both of those things technically one day we might own an apartment and then wouldn't that be wild but like also like you never know what if we decide to move you gotta have that flexibility think technically people could move even when they owned places no no once you own something you're stuck there for life she says like that her parents never moved let's see heartbreak strike heartbreak flourish or passion dash passion dash that's pretty funny passion dashing i like that i sparkle now you zip by and they're like you're a vampire you keep coming back to life now you sparkle i believe there are notes in the game from achilles theorizing the daggers might be the god of blood blood for the blood god that explains why everyone's been screaming that in chat well i mean i think that's just because this game kind of has a blood theme in general not for people who are not into blood we working our way back up to level two yeah hell yeah presumably unless they start you a level two but i think you start back over got it you gotta start it no they start your bag at the beginning no need to make this easier for you it's like spelunky uh you you can skip levels sometimes um if you like build the shortcuts to get to i can use this to unless yeah so see that portal ah okay that's saying go into it do it else i think i know what you might find to go in here all i need to do is sacrifice my life to go in there i don't see why not i'll get it back later yeah every day anyway oh chaos what is that must be some place even darker even deeper than most of the stars spring forth from somewhere else i love how they say that like it's obvious it's like okay then where did chaos spring forth from clearly it has to have come from somewhere else this is the fundamental creation myth problem it's the it's the turtles all the way down thing yeah yeah no see the the secret is you have to go um oh god oh here we go this is not someone else who's called the name of hades may i ask who's calling hello prince zagreus good news your father has died and you are next of kin if you wire me one million dollars [Laughter] um squidgy um have we met have we met chaos oh yeah i feel when you're just hanging out in your basement you accidentally tap into greek cthulhu chaos is like they ruined choir practice and now they must die oh wait sorry that's tolkien just imagining like sag races like man these edibles ain't and five minutes later he's in here talking to chaos itself oh god everyone's saying he looks like james charles oh come on guys that's rude to everyone involved in that analogy i don't know who that is he's a you're not missing much he's a makeup youtuber i only know about him because there was some drama i don't know what the drama is but my cousins were very upset about it i remember that i was actually uh i was traveling at the time and it was like it was that that happened like back to back with another youtube drama well because there were two people involved in it was it the same drama or was there like no unrelated other drama there were two completely unrelated dramas that happened back to back and i remember this vividly because i was like i had like a really bad air sickness thing so i was like fully knocked out for most of the day and then i wake up and it's like there's two back-to-back youtube dramas and i'm like well moving on but more help i you got rid of 22. i thought you had more than four no no oh my gosh you're so squishy what the i took the fan area i took the chaos boon and then i died instantly of course you did you got four hell um you were a squishy little noodle wow wow that's rough long story short osp is not involved in youtube drama we're not involved in youtube drama but i do occasionally vicariously look at it because i'm like woof glad that's not me you know how it is um endless toilets but i think one of them was like in the gaming youtube sphere and then the next day it was in the makeup youtube sphere um it was like like on day one a youtuber like became the first youtuber to lose more than like 100 000 subscribers in a day and then the next day james charles lost a million subscribers in a day wow so it was just like wow um but yeah i know very little about it just that there was drama that i don't care about yeah i only know because i have younger cousins uh specifically younger female cousins who are into that kind of space they're like oh my gosh blue does youtube right i'm like yeah like so does he like have an opinion i'm like i can assure you he has no idea where he's going because i don't know what's going on yeah yeah super stances call for more pets cleo you wanna no she's not no she's napping she's taking a good nap she's been out like basically all day big mood hey achilles sir i got a relic of some sort out there a globule of ancient blood which formed achilles sir so how do you get more health because that was pretty shameful i think you restart probably with more help i think what happened is that the boon that i took took me down to zero because the chaos boons like suck and then they get better later but at first they just nerf you ah as far as i know yes lad that it is the who's exactly i'm not so sure why would achilles know what titan blood is like i get that he's like an ancient forgotten hero but like bruh he's not that old i like the idea that zagreus runs up like achilles look i found something really gross and achilles like oh thanks lad great just put it on the desk how's the death infection oh too real ugh yeah yeah i know i have to go find a new physical therapist and i was like uh i kind of don't want to have to go anywhere where i have to like do things around people yeah we'll see but yeah apparently physical therapy is good for you and it will make everything stop hurting as much hopefully they all still think i'm headed to join them on olympus no offense physical therapists out there you're great you do great work i've just done physical therapy enough times before that i'm like yeah i mean it's it's not fun i've only i only did it once when i broke my clavicle because like breaking your clavicle up like everything in your shoulder so they were like well when two weeks were done and they were like okay the bone set now you got to immediately start doing stretches with this and i was like oh tough one oh wait oh yeah you don't have five yet i was gonna say that that would be cool uh yeah now for see the problem with me is it's like it's a chronic condition that doesn't really go away it's not like something you can physical therapy away away so like yeah like when my sister tore her acl you know that has lasting impacts and but when she did physical therapy it was mostly like okay you can't walk and after therapy you should be able to walk so like there's like an end goal but when it's like a chronic condition there's not really an end goal so to speak so it gets like i always feel bad for the therapist because you know they have to ask you like are things feeling better today i'm like no no yeah it wouldn't it would be weirder if it did yeah they're like does anything feel worse i'm like not really they're like yay i'm like i don't know yeah yeah i i don't know man i mean that's just like that takes some willpower like just getting through it on my end i was like once i once i do this for six weeks my shoulder will be back to about 95 and i'll be fine and i can stop doing it and like that was really what like pushed me through it because it wasn't fun but i don't know man doing it to mitigate things rather than fixing it yeah it's fine i'll see because you know now that we have like a better idea because like the last time i did physical therapy was probably about a little over a year ago probably almost a year and a half at this point because it was pre-covered right yeah yeah but i was working at my current job so it can't have been two years ago so you know about a year and a half um and like it was still kind of new so they were just like let's see what we can do so maybe now that we have like a better idea of how like the condition affects me better i don't know sorry just dump them dumping physical therapy questions yeah i just always feel bad i really feel bad for the therapist because i don't want them to think they're doing a bad job hello little man cleo's like stop stressing she popped up hello yeah i uh i had it's not quite related to that but um when i went into physical therapy i guess the uh the therapist was like okay we need to figure out how much mobility this joint should have so we're going to see how much mobility your other shoulder has and so they kind of like took it and they just kind of twisted it they kind of kept twisting and then they were like did you do gymnastics or something and i was like yeah i did gymnastics like oh okay because i guess that makes your shoulders way more flexible yeah because they were kind of like bending it all the way around like sure this doesn't hurt and i'm like no what are you doing yeah so that's the other thing i have i can't do anything super mobility intensive because you know right a lot of physical therapy is yeah it is increasing like flexibility and mobility of a joint and for me they're explicitly like no double stretch problem yeah no big stretch only small stretch and i'm like small stretch like yes it i mean yeah really what this means is that physical therapists are very impressive because they have the therapists are so good so it's like okay for you we need to make your joint really stretchy for you we have to very carefully not do exactly that exactly i'm just like you do such good work i just feel bad it was fun though the last place i when i finished physical therapy they gave me a graduation t-shirt says keep your friends close and your physical therapist closer i was like oh dope let's get some gems and stuff sorry earlier cleo jumped off the couch and jumped like onto the cord of my headphones oh apparently you can give both skelly and cerberus nectar and you should because they do you should you should definitely give kerberos nectar yeah hell yeah um i didn't realize that sorry go ahead no go ahead i was just saying i didn't realize you could do that oh yeah why was i i mean it's definitely kerberos with like a hard case oh no you're right you're right there there's no soft sea in greek it's like um this bugs me too because it's also like kirke you know people say cersei but it's kierke um and i don't know it could be pet peeve could it be because there is yeah in in modern yes and this is actually something that you struggle with cyan after you asked a very interesting question of when did greek go from ancient to modern i learned a very weird truth about ancient greek which is that apparently and i told red about this um apparently based on some research in the 70s uh and 80s current understanding of the shift between ancient modern greek is that greek became phonetically recognizably modern in the like late hellenistic early roman period which is free black just pre-bible so like yeah like during the writing of the the new testament in in in um it basically was like this huge shift in greek pronunciation from ancient where uh all of the um all of the vowels have their own unique sounds um and it's it's very uh emphasized and accented to modern greek where most vowels just make an e sound everything is e oh you can do the oh i was gonna say you could do the one for 15 coins that gives you more of the stuff that you need later oh yeah sure yeah i was buying it all but yeah no so that was a really cool thing yeah i i asked um just because you know we barely know what english sounded like in like the 1600s yeah like figuring out like original shakespearean was kind of a process like we figured it out but like it took a while yeah but like yeah so i'm like how do we know what ancient greeks sounded like and apparently there were like pronunciation guides like his ancient greek grammarians were a thing and we have some stuff from like you know the books that the kind of books that have been stored in alexandria of like here's how you speak greek properly um romans did it a lot too and there are some imperial era ones i'm getting beat up in this fight yeah uh there's some because i'm trying to talk i'm trying to be interesting uh there's some like imperial era um grammar manuals that gave us an indication of what things would have sounded like and we can tell based on like recreating like rhyme schemes of what rhymes and what doesn't and we can we can see in the text that there are some uh rhymes that indicate a much more modern style of pronunciation uh even as early as like the imperial period and the the byzantine period so grammatically a lot of greek change during the byzantine period there was a lot of time spent on on just like you know finding language and very like slow methodical adoption but after uh the conquest of alexander greek changed a lot really fast because the language was simplified from its original like attic aeolian um peloponnesian dialects and such into uh coiny which was the like greek for everybody it's the universal accessible like jump in point of greek um and we had people from beyond just like greece and and western anatolia like all of anatolia all of the levant well into persia um like far far into central asia down into egypt speaking greek and that all kind of impacted the way that or affected impact it is not technically actually a verb that affected the way that that greek was pronounced such that a huge phonetic shift took place in a very short span of time which was then codified with the writing of the new testament uh in that version of coiny and then given that byzantines were like you know a christian kingdom um that remains the like fundamental text of the it was like the language yeah so we're like greek had a lot of exclamation point uh yeah uh greek had a lot of um like anchor texts in um in in homer uh in thucydides in in plato and in in the tragedies and stuff um the new anchor text was the the coin a bible which is really really cool because you think like modern greek would have been a much more modern invention imperial early imperial yeah which is impressive because like modern english i mean in 1 000 ish we had like old english which is utterly incomprehensible yeah yeah in english i had a teacher once who like had on the side specialized in uh old english and at one point he read i believe an excerpt from the canterbury tales as they were originally pronounced and it was bananas i couldn't understand any of that purple mobile money yeah okay that's fine um but yeah no so that was like an interesting thing that we were discussing i don't know i've always found linguistics very interesting yeah like especially the evolution of languages over time it's not something i've ever really had a chance to like study in depth but i always find it very very cool yeah so yeah it does make it difficult because the only greek blue has done previously you knew like kitchen greek yeah ancient greek from times uh spent in greece around greek family owners but uh you and then you studied ancient greek yeah so there are some differences like for example there's no breath marks in modern greek you said yep in ancient greek uh there are breath marks the beginning of every word to indicate whether it's hard or soft breathing so like uh the word like hades is really just spelled 80s and there is a breathing mark in ancient greek that would tell you whether to put a sound in front of it making it hate it in modern greek the breath marks are not there the pronunciation is implied so like the sun yes yes as opposed to like helios yeah that explains several things actually hades is sometimes spelled like i donius or something and i was like yeah who's this aids guy yeah indigo is here to mute people thank you indigo i see jesus has been behaving himself in the chat uh has jesus been behaving himself or did you mute him well i didn't mute him uh i was like jesus calm down and then i didn't see anything else for him so unless somebody else muted him i think maybe he's actually killing him but someone else i didn't mute okay who muted jesus judas [Laughter] [Music] like don't bring me into this again i never wanted anything to do with this poor pilot like he did so many things he was like nope here here he's fine take him back and they're like nope he's like okay well let me at least give him someone else because like i don't want to deal with him everyone's like no if you gotta deal with him he's like okay i could give you your guy or i could give you a murderer and they're like murderer and he's like jesus what do you do why do they hate you so much god he's like yes that's exactly why that's the problem you nailed it [Music] oh was that sacrilegious that felt so religious i mean yeah that's it a lot of what i say like i feel like when they come out oh now you were fine i think when it comes to like religion like you should be able to like make jokes about it like there's a difference between making jokes about the religion itself and making jokes making fun of their religion like it's not like oh you're so dumb for believing in this thing it's just like tr treat it all is true but then make jokes about it there's the difference between between having fun with it and belittling it yeah and that's a very important line it's like you know the i bring you gold nice i bring you free presents oh [Applause] like that's a joke but like it's funny you're not making fun of like christianity for being christianity you're just making little digs and it's just it's it's all in good natured fun and i think that's we're going on a money run today apparently we're getting so many gems what do you do oh you upgrade the thing yeah oh the lasers ah the laser rocks uh yes everyone knows the most famous part of greek mythology i think it's like the idea is that they're kind of like crystals refracting light maybe yes the most famous part of greek mythology the laser crystals these are just okay this this lightning spear throw back and forth is stupid op i know what boon i'm getting forever now you only have one exit yeah if zeus is like hello my boy i offer you three fine options like laser spear give me the throwy one i want it to explode i appreciate people are like as a christian catholic i appreciate these jokes i'm like thank you also as a catholic i appreciate these jokes so i make them happens i'm trying to think if there's any more fun greek mythology jokes i can think of not many we have been trying to think of a lot of fun french puns recently for for various reasons that we don't need to elaborate upon i don't know i'm into wordplay wordplay is fun wordplay is fun it's the best kind of humor it requires cleverness and intact and just oh oh we're back to meg oh hell oh yeah do it do it see what happens when you go too far yes i die everyone dies this place can't stay sealed shut forever make in the meantime i thought i'd get some practice i'm not your practice not your practice partner fool you're right you are fodder you know what i like is that the the game itself is like why are you doing this man why are you playing this game just like uh because i want to you backstabbed which is the worst way to get stabbed well because it does extra damage well yes and also like you can't see it coming well i guess she was a player again someone asked if zagras has three canine heads on his shoulder yeah it's part of his armored yes is it yeah he's got like three dogs dolphins i thought it was just skulls i didn't realize they were dog schools yeah well i mean they're kind of elongated in the sweet region the snoodle reason yeah i believe that's the scientific term yeah what's this new berbriel region oh exactly oh you're not dead okay yeah advice is to don't go near meg when she's doing that yeah probably i like that not game doesn't really give you the option of like healing in combat you don't really have the option to heal ever well you do there's places where you can there are some but you you have to randomly come across them you can't just like it's not like zelda where you can like eat a steak yeah you're good yeah exactly that's what i don't like about the zelda combat is that it's it's so like inventory managementy better than skyrim i'm going to carry around 50 wheels of cheese and just eat them if i'm low on health i'm glad we have iterated past the skyrim design philosophies because those are just awesome a lot of games have oh that's good yeah i mean i i was under the impression that because it wasn't ever going to make a new engine oh bethesda's never going to make a new design type but like other games that are better at making games will that's fair yeah meg has 50 health she's a little lower than 50 well now yeah i guess she's got a third helpful now oh and you've got zero do say hello to nix for me you gotta shout at her next time you see her i don't know if mix is supposed to be like an easy boss or what but she's the first big boss she's not necessarily easy she's going to say zag i mean yeah she'll become easy probably over time okay she got me he's fair enough one time i tried to stop her on the way to have a chat with your dad and she didn't even turn her head my condolences sag is like that must have been so hard for you hypnosis that's pretty funny yeah this is just like a bed on a a bad office manager well look at that look at the size of that paperwork stack he's got a lot on his plate yeah dude's busy okay plunder lesser infernal trove keepsake collection region all in a wrong way what i made a list of minor prophecies oh yeah uh great haul decor i don't think we have enough to spend on decor right now i want to do west hall seating luxurious uh lounge service deep cleaning that's actually really detailing wow i think you should do the work order pool neat rug stately court music ah man you have to run over here uh what about yeah order faded list of minor prophecies yeah that's good let's do that contractor work approved the fated list of minor prophecies that sounds somewhat exciting i suppose yeah all right i guess we're gonna need to have a chat now let's give little cerberus a treat kerberos as one of cerberus's heads receives the prince's gift another muslim always have more pets for the greatest boy it's amazing how much good writing can make all of these characters feel so vivid and lively yeah um prince your father i think he's pretty steemed right now about something you can tell you're not here i'm not afraid of him and neither should you be just doing my job here like when she gets embarrassed but i also feel like deusa is like i can tell him you're not here and it's like do so that's the problem he gets mad when i'm not here that's what the game is you have to understand lad i've been here in your father's realm for quite some time my documented learnings became bound to me i'm like half napping we've got our sneezy the plague yes sneezy is a great little blush hello next list of minor prophecies of the three fates as ever i should never have doubted my daughter's expectations i was uncertain you had necessary guidance to select it from among the house contractors many opportunities yeah i almost changed the curtains but i was persuaded chances are i'm going to pick it up though you make it sound like there's more i should know about what else do i need to know about these minor prophecies you know exactly what is necessary and no more you know i like that zach is kind of like butt hurt about the whole oh you lied to me you're not my real mom but then he's also like no yeah that makes sense let's hang out but like you are kind of like chill at least you treated me like a mother you know persephone is like i love all my children equally i want us i want to save money for whatever the hell is beneath this list of minor prophecies oh whoa oh oh okay oh whoa you say it's a big okay there is no escape sonica yeah nope not that chronic challenge yeah okay i need to meet everybody yeah got us wisdom oh get all the athena's boons all the aries boons no those are the arms oh all the weapons uh i love watching the chat take about five seconds to start popping up whatever the latest meme was what's the latest meme it was the awo stuff oh whoa i just started seeing them popping up and people being like no no than better than uh my favorite my favorite chats fan i'm not gonna say what it is oh come on it's never bedtime here no because then everyone will spam it i think they're going to figure it out anyways that's that's the goal it's are they going to figure out what is my favorite slash least favorite it's not oo all right should we give should we give skelly a gift yes i'll give you a hint it starts with an e yeah someone got an egg [Laughter] no awful nice i didn't see who the first one was that said egg but i saw egg and yes you're right it was egg chet needs to know that indigo has been messaging us elsewhere just going don't don't do it don't throw it no but indigo you weren't messaging me i don't know what you expect me to do about this also does skelly have like a coin for carron cairo what do you even need um you should have two of them yeah he does he doesn't have time for the boatman but he has one discussion huh i don't need which is two coins on the eyes and which is one coin on the tongue one of them's greek and the other one's roman i guess coin on the tongue is greek and two coins on the eyes is roman i only knew one point on the eyes was greek but let me check i only knew the one coin on the tongue which doesn't mean anything because i grew up the only mythology book we had in the house for a very long time was a roman mythology book that would have been my book probably back in the days where my dad had to do more health yes please greek and latin sources okay hold on caron's oval has its own wikipedia page nice i'm going to okay because my shoulders have been all hunched all right yeah this one is about putting the coin on the tongue yeah that's the one i knew i didn't know there was an eyeball coin okay uh interesting archaeological evidence did you give scully scaly the nectar i did and he gave me uh a tooth oh nice okay it seems like the roman one definitely did the tongue thing because even in roman britain uh jawbones have been stained greenish from contact with a copper coin uh among the ancient greeks only about five to ten percent of known burials contain any coins at all in some roman cremation cemeteries however as many as half the graves yield coins okay well a variety of placement and number including but not limited to a single coin in the mouth is characteristic of all periods and places okay nice then where does two on the eyes come from that's what i'm looking i thought that wasn't no the egyptian is you just bury them with a bunch of coins okay you just bury a bunch of coins everywhere around them yes sprinkle them on there make it rain okay yeah i mean where did i get the two coins on the ice though i don't know dude okay i i guess i mean i guess it makes sense it's like i guess it was one of the options for the oboe that you could have two coins on the eyes or one in the mouth nice uh it says the greeks did the eye thing so i guess maybe the greeks did the eye thing sometimes and the romans did the the mouth thing like a lot like maybe i don't know it's kind of like uh you know like the something old something new something about something blue except for some people do and a six pence in her shoe instead so some people have yeah some people have like a coin in their shoes some people wear something blue some people don't do either of those things because why i mean i'll get the something blue because our my engagement ring has a sapphire on it so we got blue also there's like you know blue oh emperor tiger stars in the chat saying the two coins on the ice thing was if you were slain in battle uh okay maybe oh so that's a possibility neat also hell over tiger star uh for anyone who doesn't know emperor tigerstar is one of the amazing people in the uh historical mapping community uh so if you ever wonder where i get my map designs from where i know what places are where throughout history ever tiger star is uh one of the go-to guys um uh in in that part of the historical youtube sphere uh you've got quite a big project coming up buddy don't you it's uh all of north america i saw from your channel post the other day that's gonna be uh that's gonna be a big one i'm looking forward to that a lot a lot of stuff a lot of people a lot of land yeah i took an unnecessary amount of damage in that fight yeah okay exclamation money cool let's see i think uh 147 let's see how this run goes either this will be the last one we'll do one more after i'm stuck you have to fight meg one more time if reasonable so like if you make it to meg you don't have to beat meg i think you have to fight meg one more time this stream but like if you die like multiple times getting to meg then it could be a minute yeah if beating meg is the criteria i don't think that's gonna happen you've already beat meg once the stream you do however have to get back to meg so we can have a little more sass because the rest of these enemies they just don't sash you enough they don't care yeah sure they want to kill me but do they hate me enough yeah meg has passion she has character yeah with meg i know this isn't one-sided you know i know we hate each other she gives me feedback it makes me know how she feels when she steps nail's a palace that's good that's cool should be useful okay cool uh do we want to get more of the purpley stuff because you want to unlock that i want to get more uh stuff okay i don't know why i thought that's jumping it's fine we're all way too young for that anyway i'm just always glad when indigo's here because then i am not bb there are people younger than me i'm magenta too and cleo yeah and cleo the youngest by far by a significant margin well yeah yeah just go do dionysus don't go back into chaos i don't think that's a game mechanic that's supported what chaos no doing dynamics chat's yelling something about a key i don't know what that means yeah oh you probably you might have had to go down to get the key we don't care they were also saying something about a hammer oh yeah the hammer was one of the options i had for um for the chamber it gives me a benefit but i wanted i want the key because when we get to the end of each chamber sometimes there are two options and depending on what it is they might shout like oh go get the key or like i'll go do the hammer i'll point it out next time we get there but yeah indigo would like it to be known that she is a big kid now yeah that is true she is an adult we just had a birthday we did just have a birthday have you later bring it in to go to pieces drunken striker attacking flicks hangover hell yeah you've had this one before yeah i know but it's rare now so like this is uh this is heart but sometimes there are two of these little options for for what you can do well you are really low uh latency that's cool we got our uh lease sent over oh cool i was like why do i have seven emails from realtor's name redacted [Laughter] the answer that's always going through it's like ah address lease address pet addendum address parking and i'm like ah yes thank you realtor's name redacted great timing so honestly the hangover strike thing is really funny i just like that it's bubbles yeah well i think meg with that has got to piss her off so much oh my gosh just like you hassle blout boorish injuries i read that as buddhist injuries like but i was like oh okay here we go imagine hades is like quit breaking the glass orbs on my door those are decorative katie's like here i am giving you like hints and you're just like smash there's some underpaid wraith who has to go back through and replace all the crystal balls just like a glass blower somewhere in the depths of tartarus like oh the prince went on another run again i just have to make 15 more doorknobs i mean it's good to have the work you know yeah he's like at least i'm not expendable but like sometimes i have job things ugh did i just lose that no you just it there we go i never use my cast oh and then it does damage here okay cool yeah all right now i know for next time oh hey we're gonna go meet this vest the shades were just looking on did you see that i like how cleo came over to yell at us about being stresso and then went right back to napping it's been good maybe she had like one of those dreams where someone you know annoys you and then you wake up annoyed at them and then you're like you don't deserve this but i still have to take it out on something see there are very few dreams i have where like anyone's necessarily a bad person but like yeah i do occasionally have dreams where like you know it's like the general dream of like you're the only one who ex who understands how dire of a situation it is oh i have those all the time yeah we're like yeah oh blue will be there and i'll be like blue we gotta run he's like nah i'm like no we do i have a lot of dreams to combine that concept with volcanoes i'm like there's a volcano erupting and the fire is going to consume our house and they're like yeah it's five more minutes i'm finishing tea and it's like all right jesus jesus is like you called this is the last time i vacation in pompeii you better stay quiet yes but yeah so that's uh it's all good but yeah it's usually just that dream and then i'll be like bro we need to go and i was like like no [Music] maybe zeus doesn't know so struck by lightning oh i eat meg eat lightning more like only one exit all right out we go oh man i'm gonna rest up my shoulders real well after this that's fair she's gonna go back to the lounge and be like lightning you lightning band hangover this is the the worst fight i've ever had in my life getting struck by lightning wasn't bad enough you also need to make me drunk oh boy i was gonna say you might want to back up a turn in combat so you're good [Laughter] uh we've been playing d d recently and i've been playing a ranger rogue which is a pairing i didn't realize would be so advantageous so busted it's amazing it's fun yeah i just did it oh yeah now so see after you pick that up there'll be two possible eggs yeah so here this is caron shop or we can boost one of our boons um a boost [Music] yeah yeah but anyways you hear that the ranger is a viable class unless you want to maybe get a heart well if you multi-closet with rogue no i mean you can do well as a ranger it's just there's only a couple builds for ranger that really makes sense like there's some where they're like and now you have an animal friend and it's like okay this doesn't help much it's like no has friend oh you can get a key hmm yeah i get that i might get the heart because i want to actually stand a chance of beating meg i want to give him the elixir but i kind of don't want to i feel like he'll be awake do it do it see what he does you'll get more yeah let's be unwaveringly generous you've been such a reassuring sight i thought i'd offer you a token of my gratitude wait you don't have to give me something i would absolutely love it if they just had one like one different frame where he's got like a luminous anime blush [Laughter] knowing this wow cute conversation is a strong word he isn't much for colors that's exactly what that means i'm just thinking the the gift that karen gave us was the bone hourglass which is conveniently how dionysus measures time oh come on dude i mean this is probably made out of wood though all right i'm putting moratorium in this conversation oh look you made it back to meg this could be the last one science like oh no we have to stop the stream what a shame i'm having fun i'm just tired man my work day starts at 7am yeah that's that's a crime like you hit the ground running nothing should happen at 7 00 a.m even sunrise is a bit of a stretch i mean you're in luck sunrise is only now just getting back to 7am well see there you go it is it's also just been like snowing just enough overnight that like it's not like there's snow snow it's just like uh yes now you have to clean the car yeah are you lucky just enough snow that you gotta shovel again yes uh i mean i guess it would have to be but i think mostly we'd say like vulnerable yeah the opposite of impervious is squishy i'm getting a sense of the timing slowly for sure like i'm gonna put some dirt in here sorry for the lack of commentary i'm kind of invested in this fight i do feel bad because you're the only one watching it without like the audio and the video synced up so like i always because i'm like spoilers now damn it you have the i know i know oh yeah i thought i died no you vanquished no i did die you both died you both died wow what what yeah here's what happened i threw my um i'm about to see it uh what it's it's well it said fury vanquished and then yeah yeah i i died and then where is my where's my cast there we go uh oh no it's gone so i have this this cast ability that i got from dionysus which i can throw a thing and it creates a little like hangover cloud right now she was standing in it she walked into it as i had died and done the like the the rebirth death defied thing so after i died and we were in the black screen um meg walked into the booze cloud and died okay but when you when you said we both died i didn't realize you meant and i immediately came back because i have this death defy thing yeah yeah yeah yeah whoa is this like some really dramatic double kill you're just like no you're just standing there while meg walks into the hangover cloud and goes right and falls over she's like [Music] okay what do i want to sell what's trash what i need except i can't buy any of that uh purge trippy shot i know i like trippy shot i like all of your things don't purchase yeah is there anything good here no wanna use some death defiance oh that would be good also yeah but it wouldn't be money for it by a long shot well if you sold if you got rid of your things you would yeah i think we're fine okay i mean this is your last run anyway and we go yeah last round this is the problem for the future yeah i wonder what the hell is all down there that's where you started yeah you go from where your thing is all the way to the top but like it's weird that there's so much below when i haven't actually like you know it's there's a lot below where the cut scene starts and that's the first time i ever see the cut scene well yes yeah but yeah theoretically where you're starting from the base yeah it seems a little fishy to me who knows well that's where chaos is happy blizzard you know what fair enough ooh ooh this place has definitely seen better days oh it's it's a cute little like tower babble kind of design yeah yeah that's pretty i'm gonna take a screenshot of that oh that's shiny yeah right super red too and it's cool because like it looks very hand drawn from a distance compared to this stuff here which is obviously still very hand-drawn but looks more like sculpted in you know it looks more animated yeah that one of the distance looks very painterly which is very cool i mean yeah it looks like you're staring in a matte painting yeah there's good art that's this game is very visually like intense yeah it's it's honestly like kind of a little too much at times yeah i mean i i feel like as you play the game you sort of start tuning out a lot of the stuff around the edges like you know you're focusing on where zag is what enemies are there and what environment are you standing in lava or you're standing in lava yes um yeah no it the first time we opened this up i was like oh boy my eyes yeah i've seen i saw some let's plays before this and i was like this game is a lot it's pretty but everything in it is a lot yeah it's like the first time i ever watched overwatch like if you don't know exactly what's happening it's just impossible i still don't know what's happening i'm time that you guys accidentally locked me in overwatch's like trainer mode yeah cause i i left you there and i had to go like let someone into the apartment still feel bad about that i was just like stuck and i'm like i can't get out it's kind of interesting that in in this game like the level of visual detail something has has nothing to do with whether or not you can actually interact with it yeah like there was that temple with all the skulls in it yeah uh lowering the map yeah and it's just like just go hermes yeah let's go hermes i like that the the little raft is just skulls all the way down off to neverland i like the idea of there being a lot of skulls in the underworld even though like people's bodies aren't here like it's only for aesthetic like okay well we don't see anyone in their body we mostly see shades but maybe they come in in the body and then the body gets like you know peeled off and used for all the skulls and stuff yeah i think i think he said he's just a great cycler he just like he was he was gifted and aesthetic and he went with it wow these guys are strong level two baby i like the idea that meg is just like off in the lounge with like an ice pack on her head nursing a mug of coffee like little hit me with lightning and the hangover thing ah that's rough buddy meg is like dealing with when you're like playing a sport and someone else hurts you like it's not like you follow your trip it's like someone else trips and then lands on you and gives you a concussion you're like damn yeah it wasn't even something i did yeah exactly you should do the rare one but if taking damage quickly dashed over some of the help you just lost i lose a lot of health this is this is good to me you also dash a lot don't finished yet not finished yet yeah there's more [Music] oh oh god i have to pick one and fight the other the correct answer is dad oh no but i have 155 coins that's actually kind of useful and i can maybe get a euro and some fries uh we need to get take out the greeks yeah hey karen you can either get a boon from zeus or you can get a heart uh probably not hard yeah boone's no good if i'm dead in business the searing flame and ashes of the river flagathon mean nothing to the ferrymembers all the yeah we definitely got artemis exactly oh yeah we got artemis exactly once that's right why is it the bargain of death it's the magical door of death belmont is this gonna be a survive yeah i don't think apollo is actually in this game no i don't think he is i don't know maybe they designed him and he was too sexy and they had to cut him out to save people's eyes uh yes because clearly this game cares about saving people's eyes i hope this game has like accessibility options for people who are like prone to epilepsy procedures because like oh my god a lot of this is possible maybe it's got a kurosawa mode it's mostly just like there's a lot of flashing yeah yeah that's fairly common for games like this i mean they have to signify that you're doing an attack somehow and you know big glowy sword beams are the easiest way to do that visually this version of artemis seems very nice she's pretty chill she's just like oh that would suck if i were in your position i'll try to help you out she's got nothing against you artemis basically never interacts with hades in any capacity so they don't really have any reason to hold grudges yeah oh i gotta say i had a thing from one of the gods in the last round that i never used forgot about that huh um when i was researching artemis and apollo uh a while back it's interesting it's like together they cover almost everything that mattered to actual greek society like like apollo is this god of civilization and domesticated animals and apollo is the goddess of the wilderness and non-damas artemis is the goddess of the wilderness and non-domesticated animals um yeah well together they cover all of civilization and everything outside of it exactly it's it's sorry guys it's the set and the not set you know so together they cover the whole thing it's uh it's interesting i i don't know that there's some weird stuff there it's like the book what they teach you in harvard business school and what they don't teach you in harvard business school these two books contain the sum of human knowledge yeah that's all right we're all dead i was very low on that one and these skeletons are tough all right uh let's check in with with our pops and then we'll uh we'll call it a stream wait where's uh where's your boy at some point cause of death feasting he's saying oh where's your boy where's where's where's maybe he's taking a nap guys he can't always be there for you you call it's just so funny to me zach just pops back to death yeah back to life staggers out of the blood pool dripping blood everywhere marches up to hades and says your desk is gross and messy you tell me my room's a mess you ladies are like oh okay it's like when your children are like you make them dinner and they're like no i'm not hungry and five minutes later they're like where's my snack no wonder hades isn't taking this very seriously yeah you can get the court musician yeah get some music not let him manipulate your renovation required any work orders that are open core musician sentence i need a free orphan yeah gem morpheus oh orpheus is the court musician hilarious yeah i don't know i can't do that right now yeah plunder lesser would be cool get a treasure chest now because of the underworld to be a little livelier with this neat price have missed you he's not there either heck where's all your boys are they all in the lounge with meg i hope so oh probably oh please please tell me they're just like meg is chatting with nicks there is no shame in yours i understand it's just am i supposed to keep pretending nothing's changed this house is cracking at the seams and no one's going to admit it the house shall stand eternally although in what condition it is i know you're right of course you're right meg and nicks are like buddies your house is breaking up achilles what was that about it was definitely about you zagreus so yeah so your son got me drunk and then electrocuted me don't have anything to say about that nix is like he's he's a growing boy he's getting it out of his system you know how they are at that age do so you think way too highly you've seen how much i've died she does say if yeah she's not like when she's like if you manage to pull this off i'll be very impressed and also sad he's like thanks thanks dusa but until then i'll keep mopping up the mess for your your your bloody corpse bones pounded into dusty list of minor prophecies ah damn oh well well next time yeah one too short all right is that that let's let's talk to skelly real quick and then we can call it a stream oh i didn't notice that the list of minor prophecies is essentially your achievement list yeah like what you should do that's that's cheap i'm pretty impressed [Music] like meta mechanics into the world itself which is cool um appreciate the vote of confidence mate they don't even pay me to be impressed okay i'll get out of here that's a good one no let's see what's this one is this oh yeah the bone hourglass items from well of course enough durations increased by plus four encounters lame well it's cool if you use the healing things a lot that's fair because then instead of being six encounters you get that for ten encounters which is a lot let's see what are we at right now 22 rooms nice yeah good work all right well start the day with what 16 as your max yeah something like that yeah hmm nice you did good you did you beat meg twice beat meg twice yeah incremental progress baby all right well that was uh that was a nice stream how many people are we at right now still 4 000. uh fourth one around four thousand yeah okay all right well thank you so much to those of you who stopped talking about the himbos uh after we went on our our crunch uh uh yeah uh but anyway uh this was fun uh cyan uh read any any thoughts before we we hop on out for the day no i'm i'm sleepy sorry yeah i'm having a good time but i'm out of work stay home stay warm stay safe yeah we'll see you next week on a stream or maybe not i don't really know i'll figure it out i'll work on it and uh stay tuned for friday yeah yeah bye everybody goodbye uh

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Published: Wed Feb 10 2021