Only Fans | Gabriel Iglesias

and it's funny because you know for me to to relate to my son it's a little challenging you guys and it's not that i can't relate to a teenager because i can't i can relate to almost any age you know i got people that brought kids here tonight the problem is is that my son doesn't see me as an entertainer he sees me as the guy that tells him to take a shower put on deodorant you know stop picking your note that's me his friends on the other hand i'm like a god to his friends every time i drop off frankie at school now i pull up the kids see my car they freak out and they run over to it and they put their hands on it like it's a shrine they touch the car like freaking selena's taki you know some of you got that gracias anyway then the kids start shaking my car side to side chanting fluffy fluffy fluffy and frankie's in the front seat pissed he's pissed he's like this is i'm like hey dude don't get mad at me because i'm more popular than you at your school little hater he gets out of the car oh man they're still chanting the thing is is that our worlds are very different his world revolves around grand theft auto the video game youtube and girls he's really good at two of those the other one not so much and it's not that i'm trying to be a hater about it it's just that i tell frankie listen you need to start having more conversations you need to become more talkative and and interact like this see he he'd rather text than talk that's his whole thing i'm like dude you gotta learn you know start to talk to me i wish you would talk to me more you could learn a lot about talking by talking to me i'm just saying i only do it professionally but no he'd rather text it's at the point now where if i'm in the house and i yell frankie did you take out the trash nothing all of a sudden clean i take out my phone no but if i say i got money for you freaking houdini right oh hello because you can't tax cash that's my big thing right now i just want him to take out the trash he's 16 years old now he should have been doing this since he was 10 but you know better late than never and what he does is he'll sit in the living room and he tunes out the rest of the house he sits there and he'll put on these headphones that i got them for christmas a couple of years ago these beats with the freaking studio button and it cuts out all of the sound they are so strong that when he starts watching his youtube videos he can't hear himself laugh and for me that is the funniest thing in the world i'm in the other room and i can hear him this is what i hear [Music] i'm in the other room like who brought the germans and so i walk out into the living room and i see frankie he's laughing at his phone and i got to flag him down hey he'll take him off what's up dad i go frankie can you do me a favor can you please take out the trash okay and then he puts them back on what now i go yes now when you ask me for a ride it's because you need a ride when you ask for it right not later then he says where are we going just take out the trash and then he does it he takes out the trash but he acts like he's doing me the biggest favor in the world and he stares me down and he doesn't break eye contact he's like and then i'll hold the bag over the can and he makes a sound like dude so much drama it's crazy i'd like to have normal conversations with them but usually i got to take it that far for us to interact you know i look forward to conversations even if it's something small and minute at least it gives me a chance to trigger another conversation with them i look forward to a few things i look forward to december because in december frankie becomes very chatty otherwise he's one word kid parents you know what i'm talking about kids one word kid and you try to talk to him hey how's your day good you have any homework yeah you're gonna do it maybe you hungry what do you want food you

Channel: Gabriel Iglesias

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Length: 4min 57sec (297 seconds)

Published: Fri Nov 19 2021