Only Connect 4x15

in the dark dark street there's a dark dark house in the dark dark house there a dark dark stairs down the dark dark stairs there's a dark dark cellar and in the dark dark cellar you'd find the question writers for this show welcome to only connect yes our question writers skulk in the depths hatching their plots constantly shrieking for fresh meat it can be hard to keep them sated so on this occasion we've gone back to our semi-finals and invited our unlucky losers to return for a third place play-off they're here to clinch the all-important bronze on my right the ales Minh Chris Quinn a computer programmer with a passion for scuba diving whose greatest ambition is to swim with sharks Graham bunker a dentist and Rotary Club member who enjoys photography and cooking and their captain mark Kerr a chartered surveyor with a love of film noir mark the Ellesmere just picked to the post by the radio addicts make the final how do you feel about this playoff um well it's a bit of fun now isn't it doesn't really matter and is this obviously the object is to not be the losers of the losers it's a bit of fun one of your team hopes to swim with sharks and this is that opportunity your opponents tonight are the rights peach right an IT specialist who loves Christopher brookmire novels Rosa write a gap year student and amateur thespian who enjoys listening to punk music and their captain Liz Wright politics graduate and rugby league fan with a passion for science fiction they're a family team from Leeds they are the Wrights Liz you and Pete have been married for 35 years how was the only connect experience tested that relationship and well I've always been amazed at the sort of stuff he comes out with and I just wish you'd come out with a bit more really but Sir there you go well we're giving him the chance to come out with a bit more it's a whole extra quiz good luck fighting for that key third place in round one these teams will remember they simply want to know what is the connection between four apparently random clues ales Minh you won the tops it seems you always do once again it is your turn to please choose Egyptian hieroglyphs well we've got a cunning change of strategy here and we reform Karen over water you're choosing a water yes we are are you all right no we're not goodness me well a worrying moment for the quiz I hope it works out for you water is gonna be your question and the first clue is coming up now that actually naval ship was it some of the comedy show you don't know is that the the aircraft carrier that's on display in New York are probably shouldn't get the next one yeah go to the next one next please I don't know that so obviously Gina's in pencil yeah trickle isn't underwater it could be a really good picture there you go whew next place you wish possessed me facing the neighbor made from the British Arctic is what can I say it became British gonna for next week next place three seconds they're all made out of chips I'm afraid they are not all made out of ships so there's a possible bonus for you rights um is it something to do with they've all been underwater once a submarine ones US presidents best thing ever done well the ship in a way the US President's desk has been underwater but they haven't all one of those made out of a ship the American presence desk made out of the Timbers of HMS resolute but the connection is they're all made from recycled materials the USS New York made out of parts of the World Trade Center came down the Palazzo Venezia made from marble taken from parts of the Colosseum and breakdown is an artwork where the artist Landy made it out of his own possessions reduced to dust they're all made from recycled or repurposed materials just right your turn to pick a question we'll have the horned Viper the horned Viper that's the music question you'll be hearing your clues the first one starting now boo roughly boo Radleys did this I was now in tune to the big breakfast that's molding availment named after a lot all the artists named after book characters oh I think we think they're by the all the artists and earth the songs are named after all the artists are named after book characters boo Radleys in To Kill a Mockingbird and monism Moby Dick you are right in your thinking three points for coming in after tooth lose our artists named after literary characters we would have heard from the Thompson Twins and they're from Tintin of course and artful dodger from Oliver Twist very well done and it's back to you Ailes Minh to pick a question twisted flax mr. Plex first clue coming up now Johnny Depp next place oh sure but that's autism Botticelli Cypress this Harlem redheads so I liked him don't know he doesn't next place oh that's a that's an JK Rowling ten seconds he's also don't know next place oh these are the three seconds fictional fictional world is phony and they've all they're all works by fictional authors try again give me a little bit more um Dave oh I know there were books that were written having been mentioned they were non-existent when they first mentioned and then they were written afterwards to fulfill that that's what it is yeah absolutely right fictional books by fictional authors that were later published in their own right penis on the half-shell is in the works of Kurt Vonnegut Tales of Beedle The Bard is that the children's book inside the Harry Potter stories fly-fishing by Jo Hartley from the old advert came out as a book and do you know what a libertine is no no it's not by Robert Graves is it yeah it was a radio hopes in the 1950s there was a DJ Shepherd his name was who he disapproved of the way the bestseller lists were compiled part of making a bestseller involved books that members the public had gone into book shops and asked for and that was factored in and this DJ disapproved so he urged his listeners he invented a book and urged his listeners to go into book shops and ask for it see if you get a fake book onto the bestseller list it was published later so there are all books that were imaginary but are no longer right over to you to choose a question I of course the i/o ports your first clue is coming up now turn 18 on ISIL name and prep not short next this big ugly sodden programmed octets is this when it sells perform on the crown so yeah next one next next oh maybe eight fifteen thousand 28 is on George it's not me this money oh is it because I lose good is that when it created the CD from the course oh yeah I don't want you good tonight next is it really crammed themselves headed ends edges yeah they all declared themselves heads of churches I'm afraid they did not all do that so there's a possible bonus for the Ailes Minh it's really worth a second sometimes like they that was the dates with the years in which they took the second wife I know that's that's not it either although it's possible that doing either of the things you mentioned might have led to the real answer it's the years they were excommunicated from the Catholic Church excommunications Hillsman please choose an Egyptian hieroglyph lyin' lyin' your first clue is gonna come up what's the connection starting now it's nothing to imagine anything go get it next next please so let's take this almost solid next place no mama sucks that's to get a fourth and I think then yeah yeah next please ten seconds I'll be sailing syncretic oh these are all the words the photographer's asked the subjects to say when they're posing for a photograph thank you exactly it English cheese across French Mama's at the French word is we ztt all right Cato omelette doesn't sound like a word that would make you smile but in Swedish it is of course omelette which I think explains the films of Bergman doesn't it yes they're all trying to grin but it all just said omelette and that leaves two reads for you writes these are going to be picture clues and the first one is coming up now I can't think who that is listen uh next oh gosh I can't anything that is I like them Thanks we go next okay next to the others initial location you think I'll try the travel do you want to go for it on the next automatic for next miss that it's not help me at all no just don't go with what you're so J Collins it's the doctors or initials five seconds we think they're all doctors I'm afraid they are not all doctors and one of them particularly really isn't a doctor okay there's a possible bonus few ales Minh they are all people who are known by three initials so AJP Taylor JP Williams j.r.r tolkien and the other bloke who is a NN over the second picture look at the painter JMW Turner lately correct three initials the historian AJP Taylor the Welsh rugby legend jpr Williams Tolkien and Turner so you get the bonus and at the end of round one the rights have got three points the ales won't also have three points into round two the sequences round this time my question is not what connects these clues but what is the fourth clue in a sequence Aylesbury will be going first again so please select your strange squiggle to reads please to wheats first in a sequence coming up what is fourth time starts now oh this is absolutely on you 66 yeah no no it's not sit it's set up rocking innocent and should get the next one next play now we kissing fill of the day I love secondly Downton you just if not that it's good for next one yeah and Zack next please three seconds okay New Orleans my fate it isn't so there's a possible bonus chance for you rights I'm afraid you can't have a long chat save it for Christmas New York New York is not correct either the connection is which I think perhaps you knew there are locations in the song dancing in the street that was on wrong some wrong sorry the long sing in the street original recorded by Martha and the Vandellas as a famous cover by David Bowie and Mick Jagger next along would be Motor City places where people are dancing in that song so no points there and rights it is your turn to choose will have water please water your first in a sequence is coming up what is fourth time startsnow 675 mean anything to you at all and next it's that term upside down mm-hmm uh next a successor dates of Kings I'm overcoming each one second I'm so happy the next um what will it be second ah ten seconds 1485 for what reason I think it's when particular rains ended perhaps so that's when the Plantagenet sended I'm afraid you skated down the wrong path like a distracted greyhound I must pass it over to the Ailes winner for a possible bonus we don't know really I think 1087 was the Doomsday Book doesn't really help me very much soon we were looking at here successive years when sent Paul's caught fire but the Napa PI the next time would be during the Great Fire of London in 1666 that is it Catching Fire okay well we're not catching fire in this round we need some points salesman your turn to have a go horn Pfeifer please okay these are going to be picture clues what would you expect to see in the fourth picture first one coming up now next place mug this is not coming would it be w x y&z isn't yeah Jeff next mom next place it's up the lost in seven what sorts of close them come on 10 seconds little little it's a Morrison Boris all you think if he wants I don't know why Bush ready Patna get any answer whatsoever it was nice to have that chat yes and we're over for a bosibl bonus to the rights uh something beginning with said I'm afraid I can't give it to you this is the crucial third-place playoff and it's just not exact enough I think you've got an idea of the connection from seeing Malcolm X and the Ford model why we want someone whose name ends with a Zed there on weaker think what was jay-z the wrap-ups about beginning with a Zed and it's probably no wonder you didn't recognize that first person salesman it's the founder of Alcoholics Anonymous spill W I wish I'd followed his principles last night so no points there and we're back to the rights to pick a question we'll have lyin' lyin' first in a sequence coming up time starts now it was do you pain did you pick anybody does it know right now so tight next States this isn't a foreign language so it's correct me up adjacent half mister next this is no pickles it's something something to my classic flavor parties not still you're denying politics so Wesson where's the wagons units over my loss this teal got West three seconds we think it's a Northern Irish political party that's got West in the nose west Shin fan yeah West aquitian thing I sent SFP as I hope my mother says to herself sometimes lucky you've got your daughter there to help out you nearly fell foul again of not being correct enough it's not West in the name it is West equals SF or SH in vain parties that won seats in the 2010 election in belfast north east south and west belfast won by gerry adams for shin fame so this time you get the points back to you ales wouldn't pick a question I have Horace I've worse first in a sequence coming up what's fourth time starts now the first alphabetic element in the periodic table so it'll be well switch to get the next one because of slightly better Olivie would early yes turning it could be as early as a female I think we need the same home to see across the next place right is the agent not yeah alphabetically he'll a little reiatives that's a is a any yes ma a.m. zanuck American yeah say five seconds yes bargain they are a are I'm afraid that is not the connection so I have to show the third clue to the rights no that's too long nope they all elements in the periodic table if you wrote out all the elements in alphabetical order it would be the order of their symbols next would be antimony which is oddly SB I can see you all think you were thinking alphabetical order for the symbols but of course that wouldn't be a sequence because you need a G for silver you know that doesn't make the correct sequence so that's not it it's the full names alphabetically what a nasty question okay right it is your turn and it will be the twisted facts for you first in a sequence coming up now oh so in turn it's a place in Paris next event yo are these sizes of stations why do you think the station is my reason I worry how do you think Jordan relax well next Berlin station so we think this move what would be the next big one unless it's going outside on the strip home bowling is it really Amsterdam reaching of expository instead of ten seconds I suppose you think a woman we go further Paddington will go for Paddington but what reason we think it's the next biggest train station once again I'm afraid a kit on the other side of the rail has distracted the Greyhound you're off in the wrong direction but I think the Ailes Minh had an idea offer two clues yeah it's well cooked final venue so start the France which held the 98 will cook file is in son Denis Yokohama was where the 2002 finals has held in Berlin was the 2006 so it's 2010 of B Johannesburg Johannesburg the location at the most recent World Cup final that is the connection and the answer well done for the bonus and that means at the end of Round two the ales Minh have got four points but the rights are ahead with five round three is of course the connecting wall 60 includes to be sorted neatly into four connected groups of four right it's going to be your turn to go first this time your first decision would you like the lion or the water will have the water please the water wall you've got two and a half minutes to sort this out points for the groups points for the connections time starts now engine choking routes all of them drive William look either that or its Biggles honey I'm spud gun spot gun triad white gun Jessica I'm gonna be triads are Chinese gangster pontoons another name for blackjack been punch reach Ponte right but not swing bridge okay swing Oh swinging pontoon so it's a suspension and beam so swings no okay that signal enough Dusty Springfield um well then it's dusty chalky Oh dusty tokino be yam bean yeah I think is that the state truth I'll be a ginger ginger Oh Spock the laser bleah it laser beam spud no b.o.b chunky ginger ginger I'm a junkie Justino be spot you've used one various okay uh wheat germ wheat sheaf ginger root wheat much loot be akin to being a wheat being what this might be okay then we've got the bridges again you have three lives now with two groups gone so what's the other gonna be being cadence in catered be my payment triad cadence interval instead in a musical term yeah sweet know you've got a minute left in my eyes cadence interval actually British people pontoon system assistantship very well done that's four points can you get another four for the connections chalky spawned dusty Nobby they're members of the just William gang is it or all sigil there's somebody's sidekick I don't remember who oh right we'll go for just William no they are military or naval nicknames for people with particular surnames rocky White's pond if your surname was Murphy dusty miller if you called Miller I'll be pop and Nobby Clark military nicknames those are next category ginger wheat white root I can't be types of beer so sides are be as simple as that triad suspension interval cadence there in music the musical turns when I'll swing it because they are all musical tones here they're actually turns from musical harmony but that is a connection they're all musical terms you can have that swing arch beam pontoon with lots of bridges types of bridge that's it so you get four points for the groups you found and three points for the connections that's total of seven time to bring back the ails we'll see what they can make of the lion wall sixteen new clues which need sorting into four connected groups or four you've done this before eles well you know how it works you've got two and a half minutes points available for connections and groups the clues will be coming up now Oh stuck a biack but then computes a booklet Network yeah virus Trojan Wars keylogger Beelzebub devil the devil yeah flowing I'm tangled as a phallus oh and volume Rhapsody what angle and Van Gogh Beelzebub I got allows for boys hoagie torpedo soap and Submariner types of sandwiches so that would be clockwise planets bleaching what are they I don't know but let's try the sandwiches you've got three lives only yeah but we need to know the other one so what time anticlimax and he can't continue gene yeah yeah that's it you've solved the wall did expect so much trouble it is well yeah like last time very fast all solving from you that's an immediate four points what about the connections Trojan horse keylogger virus worm do all things you wouldn't like to have on your computer that's it the technical term is malware things that do harm to your computer person a job yes next one Thunderbolt Galileo Beelzebub Fandango these will all appear in Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen they crop up in the baffling lyrics of Bohemian Rhapsody quite right submarine torpedo hoagie poor boy types of sandwich that's right some enroller think action yeah American sandwiches yeah I think the group says large American sandwiches if that's not the tautology clockwise Christ neutrino climax they're all auntie something counterclockwise Antichrist anti neutrino anticlimax that's right the anti neutrinos have antiparticle in physics you can put anti before all of them well you know what that means four points for the groups four points for the connections a bonus of two points for getting it all correct it's a maximum of ten let's see how that leaves the scores as we go into the final round the rights have got 12 points the ailes Minar ahead with 14 if you'd like to have a go at a connecting wall they'll go to our website the address is on the screen now and see what you can do with the groups and connections round four then is where it will all be decided the missing vowels round now this is where ales Minh in the semi-final you've been ahead all the way and you were just outgunned here by the radio addicts thank you for your money us yes have you had any practice with buzzer strategy it's frankly no we just went out and got drunk instead you that's the spirit well I hope it started to wear off because you don't want to be drunk for this round this is where we take the vowels out of well known names phrases or sayings switch together the consonants and ask the team's what aren't those hidden phrases fingers on buzzers then teams you'll lose points for any incorrect answers or long hesitations the first group are all regimental names and nicknames rights does it rats correct writes green Hallett's correct salesmen Black Watch correct writes gay Gordons correct next category films featuring bizarre plants writes Little Shop of Horrors correct salesman invasions of body-snatchers correct salesman the gray yard plant I'm afraid not you must lose a point possible bonus rights the angry too long protons - no it's the angry red planet next clue salesman birth charts of course correct next category their names use only straight lines rights and Hathaway correct salesman we didn't white wall I'm afraid that's not the answer possible bonus rights will you white nor will ey tour there's no M next clue rights Nanette Newman correct rights to long I'm afraid you lose a point Dale's Minh Dunham can assign incorrect next category types of book rights Almanac correct right catalog correct aldman grimoire correct a magic textbook writes annual correct next category extinct mammals nails Minh saber-toothed tiger correct right Oryx correct salesman quality like a zebra well the last crew there was woolly mammoth but it's the end of the quiz looking at the scores the ales won't have finished on 19 points but winning with 22 points it's the Wrights so it's decided the most important ranking of all remember the great goal for Walter Hagen who said no one remembers who came second had he been allowed to finish he would have said all first it's third and fourth foot matter so well done everybody you've all done extremely well you're brilliant and also highbrow I expect you can probably watch Strindberg without laughing goodbye and the only connect final is here on BBC Four next Monday at the slightly later time of 9 o'clock coming up next we get under the skin of summer Scandinavia's greatest detectives with time shift

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Length: 29min 5sec (1745 seconds)

Published: Sat May 31 2014