Only Connect S05E05 Fantasy Footballers vs Antiquarians (12.09.2011)

[Music] [Music] hello and welcome to the hardest game on TV in the world of quizzing only Kinect is the SAS tough uncompromising and based in South Wales now these are lean times and like everyone else were on an austerity Drive we've cut all the easy questions unfortunately the sports car and speedboat we plan to give away as prizes have gone as well oh that's really my fault for test driving them after a couple of Sherry's so playing for glory only tonight we have Heidi Shaw a part-time singing teacher and former performing arts lecturer who now runs a local ladies choir James bed worth a Learning Support adviser who is addicted to football and is currently managing Lincoln FC online and their captain Jonathan Shaw a civil servant for the Land Registry who supports West Bromwich Albion and is currently reading the complete works of Dickens in chronological order online there are some of football's key managerial players offline they are the fantasy footballers Jonathan what is it about fantasy football that excites you why it's better than real football we're supporting West Bromwich Albion Eastern just a hell really and do you manage your team online no I tend to do the more orthodox through the newspapers fantasy football leagues I think it's Sir Jim who's the big online manager how are you getting on with reading the complete works of Dickens I'm up to Bleak House with a minute it's only taken me seven years so you know what they always say about Dickens no very funny not enough online football in it behind the times your opponents tonight are on my left Simon Belcher a data analyst and qualified wine taster who is the proud owner of five Blue Peter badges Debbie chalice an audience development officer at a Museum of Egyptian archaeology who has a flair for interior design and loves exploring old cemeteries and their captain will howls a digital media manager with the interest in genealogy who collects 20th century theatrical memorabilia united by their insatiable appetite for all things historical they aren't the antiquarians one of the historical interests that bring you together Oh Debbie is in Victorian literature and ancient civilizations Simon likes old buildings and English history I like Simon Devi and also Edwardian theater and family history no you're the fellow who put the song about only connect on the Internet yes it is a brilliant song look it up online it's about dolphins and only connect but no time for such frivolity now because we've got a quiz to play we're gonna start with round one that's only traditional I'm going to ask you what is the connection between for clues fury as you see more points you get simple as that now the antiquarians won the toss so they'll be going first please select an Egyptian hieroglyph could we have I of Horus please kickin off with the Eye of Horus your first clue is coming up now a face or someone who didn't win a competition bowtie up next please um do they do Bob Hope be able power hose nettles himself deserve it the next one do you think I kid this they only moved in I'm a girl thing next reset analysis yes something to do with things people have done for themselves I dunno what you mean by that's and I realize we could end up going in a terrible direction so I'm just going to say that is not the correct answer fantasy football is you have a chance of a bonus we think they're on buns riders items on buns riders they are items genuinely that have appeared on riders for performing artists can you link them with any specific people I think no Brown Eminem's is Van Halen and that van Halen have it on their rider and people think oh that must mean they're very fussy but actually it's a test to see if people are reading their contracts properly if they haven't noticed the brown M&Ms then perhaps they've missed other things 20 white kidneys is is Mariah Carey a lot of urban myths about things Mariah Carey's asked for but she really did when she was switching on the Christmas lights at the the Westfield Shopping Center asked for 21 kittens to be playing around her feet and a hundred doves to be released unfortunately it was turned down they said no which is a pity because that could have been carnage the Bob Hope impersonator that's Iggy Pop he asks for that I think anyone ever provides it and the physician to inject vitamin b-12 Prince I don't is Ryder so well done that's a bonus point to you footballers please pick your own question twisted flax please okay your first clue is coming up now next one please Williams next one next one place got ten seconds three seconds if you'll never guess out of time it's a shame I like it we will guess it's usually something completely ridiculous no points there and now it's your chance for bonus antiquarians are they one person plays that's right they're all one person shows and again a couple of them you hear other characters record it but just one person on the stage as written by checkoff Winnie Russell wrote Shirley Valentine Beckett I think you said Krapp's Last Tape and tell me on a Sunday is an Android weather thing but all one person shows that's a bonus point to you please pick a question nyan please lion okay you're gonna have four clues if you need all four and the first one is coming up now next um English translations of martial arts that is exactly what they are English translations of martial arts disciplines you recognize their empty hands karate yeah jus near the others maybe is the way at the sword to some you I know you're just thinking of swords achievement through great effort is kungfu next one gentle way that's actually judo in Japanese karate and kendo is the way at the sword so very well done you get the points there fantasy footballers your turn Walter please okay this is going to be the music question you'll be hearing your clues and the first one is coming in now [Music] ten seconds all to do with prayers absolutely rights coming in after three clues to get to four it's all to do with prayers you heard evening prayer from Hansel and Gretel then my prayer by the platters you noticed the word Twilight this is the kind of show where if you hear the word Twilight that's the one thing it's not going to be would have heard like a prayer by Madonna but you came in and Pacelli and Celine Dion singing the prayer very well done for two points antiquarians up to you horned viper the horned viper the first clue is coming up there represented by circles were letters in yes they are very well done coming off just to cruise you get three points anarchy is an inner circle dry cleaning that particular one is F in a circle would have seen heliports which is obviously a big H in a circle and copyright c in a circle well gambled extra points to you and footballers there is just one question remaining the two reads and I think you'll know to expect picture clues we haven't had those yet your first picture is coming up now what's our successful next one play you kiss them for look that is absolutely right you didn't see the fourth clue which would have been the Blarney Stone but what was it that you recognized Fabien Bart says his head that's absolutely right there are things that you kissing like a hooked fish apparent you kiss for luck a casino dice when you're playing craps although I noticed those dice have seven on them which is something you don't want to see when you're playing craps well then that takes us to the end of round one and looking at the scores the fantasy footballers have got five points but the antiquarians are in the lead with six round two is about sequences this time I'm going to ask the teams what is fourth in a sequence they may see one two or three clues before giving me an answer antiquarians you'll be going first again please pick a hieroglyph we'll have 5 horas means ok I want to know what is fourth in this sequence you're going to see the first one now Sharleen and next it's the it's my legs cuts of beef chuck into some under thing then you're still annoying back with 10 seconds rump the answer is rump why is that there cuts of beef working down the body I think all across the body going backwards and on like a cows back that is absolutely right footballers your turn to pick a squiggle to reads please okay first in the sequence coming up what's fourth time startsnow next one please unicycle is the right answer for treason I'm out wheels in descending order their vehicles with four three two and one wheel what was that I heard about an elephant I thought this in the opening sequence to that around the world thing with Charley Boorman II riding on different vehicles and there's a bit with an honor how I'm an elephant okay I mean can I just say having reduced the noble count of four cuts of beef an elephant is not the vehicle is if you're riding on the back of it that doesn't make it a vehicle a cow is not four pieces of beef an elephant is not a vehicle we need more respect for the animal kingdom on this show no Bart sorry tuk-tuk Segway on units like all vehicles so that's absolutely right back to the antiquarians for question respectfully a lion please I like your respect for the noble lion okay first clue in the sequence is coming up now next stages he likes it but then that would go I came for the next Easter that's right they aren't Sundays in the fiscal calendar Easter would be next like tauriel Rose Sunday followed by passion Pond and Easter Sunday well then footballers what would you like well go for a twisted flax place okay these are going to be picture clues what would you expect to see in the fourth time starts now ah I love your thinking but it's wrong antiquarians there's a chance of a bonus an apple yes it is an apple do you know why um we think it might be a fruit machine thing but generally we have no idea how dissolute you all are fruit machines its children's literature they are things that are very foolish caterpillar ate four strawberries three plums two pears and one couple doesn't it look delicious reminds me of what I ate only today except it wasn't fruit it was gin bonus point for you there antiquarians you may now pick your own question water please water okay first in a sequence coming up what's for time starts now [Music] but it could be the size again to show that on Letterman that's not the answer I'm looking for so footballers what do you think it is we're go for Leno again you're absolutely right you're in the right area over there they work successive host of The Tonight Show Johnny Carson Jay Leno but after Conan O'Brien Jay Leno again so very well done for the bonus point and one question remaining for you which is the horned Viper first sequence coming up now one is not the correct answer so another bonus chance for you under Aquarians - it is - why is it - it's 5 factorial 4 factorial 3 factorial are the last ones 2 factorial which is 2 times 1 that's absolutely right factorial numbers 5 point 4 times 3 times 2 times 1 and so on do you kick yourselves when you hear the answer there in fact well that's what it means if you see a 5 with an exclamation mark means 5 factorial not you know 5 and they are 5 4 3 & 2 factorial over the last one would be 2 so very well done for the bonus looking at the school's then at the end of round 2 the fantasy footballers have got 8 points but the antiquarians are in the lead with 12 time for the connecting wall there are still groups of connected clues but this time they're all jumbled up together and the teams have to find the groups and then get extra points for the connections fantasy footballers it will be your turn to go first and you've got a choice between the lion wall and the water wall lion plays Victoria 9 okay you need to sort these clues into four connected groups of four and your time starts now Dakota South America South Atlantic to try that that's true there's also South Shields made tonight Maria in America in was a story that's true they forgot another yes careful notes it's three strikes and you're out so skateboard and doesn't look twist one as well yeah try those to shift do something so what would the others be wasn't well Wildcat doesn't fit in if they're accessed want to try one zombie left well one of those two might be some sort of so weird of axes and would have yes excellent there are now bonus points for the connections and if you get them all there's two bonus points so let's start with the first group America tonight cool Maria Farrell songs from West Side Story they are from the Bernstein and Sondheim musical West Side Story their songs from that very well done next group Korea shields Atlantic Dakota something South Korea sup shield South Atlantic South Dakota yes I could be they are divided into North or South North and South Korea North and South Shields northern South Atlantic and Dakota that's it north and south next group McTwist shifty wildcat fakie Ollie I don't think the skateboard moves our statement stunts or BMX do you know you're in the right universe but I'm afraid it's neither you're already closed what they are is snowboarding trick having been I think generous on the North and South I won't give you that one but the last group adds chopper tomahawk oh no what oh no yeah they're acts like tools for dealing with what yeah I mean their axes they're just sorts of that ants that first one with without the e all Scrabble players familiar that one very useful chopper people think of was just a slang term for an axe Ashley's not he's you can chop a rock and it leaves behind a sort of cutting tool that's a chopper and that tomahawk everyone knows the last one is sort of giant Japanese battle axe I'm not string my mother yes very well done that's four points for the groups and another three points for the connection so that's a total of seven very well done time to bring back the antiquarians and see what they can do with their connecting wall pausing only to stress my mother is not a massive Japanese battle axe I don't know why I said that I'm simply nervous not one of those three descriptors applies to my mother who is in fact a delicate Hungarian II suggest and that won't mean anything to you antiquarians but the water wall is what you've got sixteen clues to be sorted into four connected groups of four your time starts now Laden issue from carpentry yeah yeah this is statement service and embarrassing as well so horned Cordy loan Stacy so or seed rape Laden finishing if woodworking woodworking right actually a rape because I think it might be a woodworking talk corners well [Music] the writings of Yorkshire writing is a division of the county 100 is a digit of account a Sunday page rape would happen this be anything an ape H it looks music them cornermen boxing's you have a Sunday dance but I'm a school finishing school riding school and a school or don't school lays deliberate I think of woodworking a peach fear dread page tonight let me turn a page turn the corner to never love it and you turn and mate no it was thirties what would these be here I'll see all Beatrice wings be definitely to the point so very well knocks that's four points for the groups that you found now there's bonus points available for the connections so the first one Gordon horn Lam Stedman they're actors in Gavin and Stacey that's right James Corden Matthew horn Larry lamb as in Stedman from Gavin & Stacey next group finishing dance Grammer Sunday school types of school that's it not Kelsey Grammer I think he spells it with an e next group page corner prophet deaf ear things you can turn things that can be turned that's right and the last one laid riding 100 rape maybe positive county or I think that's where the pun okay well we'll try parts of a county barriers that's it they are subdivisions of a county that's right ley there's a division of Kent riding Yorkshire I think you mentioned right there there's no divisions in Sussex and hundred as in that the children hundreds I think people know because MPs take offices of profit there is a sort of indirect way of resigning and it's absolutely right so you've got four points for the groups you found four points for the connections that means you get a bonus two points for getting an all correct well done let's see what that does to the scores at the end of round three the fantasy footballers have got 15 points but the antiquarians are ahead with 22 points and if you're gnashing your teeth in frustration because you want connecting walls everywhere not just on the television you'll find they are also on the Internet not enough on the internet why not make your own that's also an option the web address is on the screen now what do you think of that teams you can make your own connecting walls on the internet what do you what do you find that you've got a high score do you think you could make your own I think it's the first thing we're going to do when we get home I don't I don't like holidays I just go home and sit making connecting walls in my head drinking hard round for well no names phrases and sayings vowels are out of them what are they teams you're gonna lose a point if you make any mistakes so be very careful the first group of clues are all cities purpose-built as capitals football is New Delhi correct footballers in Islamabad Pakistan correct footballers film a fan yes it is in Belize footballers barger I'm afraid that's not the right answer possible bonus antiquarians Abuja that is correct in Nigeria you lose a point I'm afraid footballers but there's a new category the next ones are all legumes and Aquarians prelims yes it is Aquarians Washington yes the bonus absolutely yes it is Aquarians putting four correct next category the tallest bird or its home continent for all's real in South America correct the bonus and preferring one in Antarctica correct the callers in North America correct in Australia correct next category for fallers wives for all's Sheri Murphy yes the way Parekura footballers Alex for mrs. Steven Gerrard correct a tricky one this she's fictional Tania Turner from Footballers Wives where inspiration that is correct just as the time runs out meaning it's the end of the quiz looking at the schools then after fantastic Round four for the fantasy footballers they've moved up to 24 points but hipping them at the post with 27 points it's the antiquarians that means unfortunately football is you're going home despite that valiant performance sorry about that thank you very much for coming and antiquarians you're through to the quarterfinals now I'm thinking now that you're through to the quarterfinals surely this calls for a celebratory chorus of the only connect internet song I think we can do that if you really like do you happen to a broader ukulele it so happens down there is a ukulele thank goodness for that come on let's hear it this is Carol Vorderman they sold sudo who so they can't use a so why are there toppings on only connect I'm sure they would get all the answers they need marvelous performance both in the quiz and the song dolphin's good night and there's more only connect here on BBC four at the same time next Monday the final part of the age of the Regency is tomorrow at 9:00 and next this evening we profile the legendary Graham Hill in just a few moments [Music] [Applause] [Music]

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Length: 29min 15sec (1755 seconds)

Published: Sat Jul 21 2018