Our first guests have one of
the biggest albums in the world this week. Please welcome One Direction. [MUSIC PLAYING] [CHEERING] (SINGING) It's like
you [INAUDIBLE].. I didn't know, didn't know
what I said to make you mad, make you mad at me. I'm nicking these. Hello, fellas. Hello. Hello. How are you doing? Good. We're doing great. So since the last time
you were here, now you all-- the entire
group fits on the couch. We fit on the couch. Just about. It's practical, yeah. The last time-- see that's
why it happened probably. He was like, maybe I'm going
to take off because they would fit on the couch better. Now, did you know that Zayn
leaving would be like the story that it became-- such a huge story? Um, yeah. I guess so. I mean, it's a big story. I guess so. Yeah, huge. And did he-- did you
know for a while? Did he talk about it for a
while, that he was leaving? I mean, I think we
kind of had a feeling. Yeah, I don't really know. Yeah. Have you talked to him
since he's been gone? No? Yes? Yeah, a couple of times. He's doing OK? Yeah, he's good. [LAUGHTER] Are you lying? No, genuinely. Why are you laughing then? Because it's-- you could cut the
tension in here with a knife. [LAUGHTER] Well, they're just questions. Let's make some jokes. [LAUGHTER] All right, so-- [CHEERING] I didn't want it to be tense. I'm sorry. I was just asking a question. I'm just going to cuddle
this mug over here, just-- I'm pretty tense
anyway because I feel like I'm on edge for
someone to pop out this box. No one's-- no. [LAUGHTER] Well, I kind of checking
the surroundings as I was coming out. When-- well, I'm not
going to give it away. No, this is not the table
that people pop out of. [LAUGHTER] There's a table
people pop out of? Oh, yeah, crazy
stuff happens here. Yeah. Now I'm on edge. We're not going to scare you. What does pop out of the table? That does. All right, you want
to talk about this? This is pretty exciting. Sure. You each have your
own cover of the CD. [CHEERING] And if you buy all four,
you get this handle, and you can actually-- It's like a selfie stick. It's really great. It is. It's not really like
a selfie stick at all. So where did the title
come from, Made in the AM? Well, we did a lot of our
writing sessions and recording sessions after 12:00. So I guess any hour
after that is the AM. So I guess we-- Well done now. Thanks very much. But none of it was actually
made in the morning because we didn't really get
up that early to be fair. Yeah, indeed. So yeah, that's pretty
much how it came about. So you're in the studio-- all of you are in the studio
working at really 3:00, 4:00 in the morning? Yeah, well, a lot of times, we
do like recording and writing after the show. So what time do we get
off stage, about 11:00? Then yeah, we probably
start around midnight. Really? You'd think that
you'd be exhausted after a show, especially
a huge stadium, but then you go and sit down
and start writing more music? Yeah. Yeah, you feel in a good mood. It's kind of a-- it's a good place. I guess it would be hard to come
down after that kind of energy too. It'd be really hard
to just go to sleep. Switch off. Indeed. Yeah, amazing. You're doing stadium tours, or
you were doing stadium tours. And it seems like
you fall a lot. Is that-- [LAUGHTER] Would you agree? We've all fallen quite
a few times, actually. Yeah. Yeah, it's really embarrassing. I think it's just
because we're always-- I'm sure you're going
to show us a few. Yeah, because it
is embarrassing. Let's show it. [LAUGHTER] Oh. This is terrible. Oh, ow. Came out of nowhere. Ow. Oh, ow. I remember that. Kind of broke me back. Ow. Oh, no. Yeah, that was a big one. That hurt my face. [INAUDIBLE] one. Ow, that looked like that hurt. And then-- [LAUGHTER] Now-- This one's a good one. Oh! Boom! You took me out as
well, didn't ya? Yeah, yeah. This is a big one. This is the big one. This is a crazy one. Crazy. [LAUGHTER] Yeah, that was bad. That's like a cartoon. I think-- What happened? Well, first of all, I think it's
because we always give 110%. Yeah, I agree. The worst part of that was
we were-- it was the show-- It's so bad. All my friends were
there right in the front, and it was terrible. Was it-- it looked like you're
used to the microphone stand leaving with you, but
it was tacked down? It was bad carpentry because
there was a loose flap, and it got caught in that. Almost pulled-- Bad carpentry? But I tried to--
don't show it again. [LAUGHTER] He's out of there. Wow. I forgot how good it was. I remember just
going, oh my God. So now you won't be doing
that anymore because you're taking a year long break. And that's why. Is that why? We're going to be safe. That's exactly why. No, seriously, that's--
so you release an album. And then you say, we're
not going to tour. You're just going
to rest for a year. That's not normal. [LAUGHTER] Yeah, it's kind of
strange, actually. I haven't thought this through. Although, our schedule
that we've been on hasn't been that normal really. We've done four
tours in four years. It's a lot. We're due a a year
off, aren't we? Now, what will you do
with your time off? Will you actually take
time off and rest? Will you go on a vacation? Do you know how to do nothing? I don't know. I think we're going to struggle
a little bit, actually. I know if we have a week off
or something, I'm just like, when are we going
back to work usually. So it's going to be hard
to take a whole year. Yeah, because then you're
going to want to write. Now, do you like to write
together usually, or do you like to write when you're
on your own or both? We write little bits together. These boys go
[INAUDIBLE] all the time. Do you write with them,
or do you write alone? I think everyone does--
we kind of group up and sometimes go separately. I think especially if
you're writing like-- if it's a personal
thing, sometimes-- if there's three of
you, not everyone's going through the same story. But yeah, I think we mix
and match and do both. But that also
doesn't feel like-- that doesn't really feel like
working because it's fun. To write songs? Yeah. Yeah. And so are there a lot of
personal-- does everybody have personal stuff on this CD
that we're supposed to decode? You have to-- you have to
buy it with the handle, and then you find out inside. A clue with each. The handle is what helps it? [LAUGHTER] It's really screwed in. It's a good shield. It doubles up as a weapon. They could have used it when
you were pouring water on them in the audience. It was really bold of you. They seemed to enjoy it, but
you just decided to spray water on the front row. And they were like, oh my God. He did it, so it's OK. If anybody else-- if a
stranger all of a sudden just opened water and poured it
on them, they'd be like, hey, you idiot. [LAUGHTER] They'd be furious. It happens a lot
during our shows, and they get us back,
so it's kind of fun. Oh, I see. And that's-- Try it. That's probably why you slip
because they throw water back at you. That is right. In hindsight, it's not ideal. You're starting the whole thing. Hey, there's a fan
in the audience that you were nice
enough-- you're nominated-- by the way,
congratulations on two nominations for American Music
Awards, and you're performing. So let's talk about-- you
have a fan in the audience, and you brought tickets
for one lucky fan. There's a lot of fans in here. But Sarah Islice--
where are you Sarah? [CHEERING] [MUSIC PLAYING] Oh my God. Hello. Sarah Islice-- I love you. [CHEERING] Sarah Islice, how are you? [CHEERING] Nice to see you. It's nice to see you. Have a seat. Sit with us. You seem to have an
engagement ring on. Oh, no, my grandma gave this
to me when I was 18 years old. Oh, OK. Hi. Hi. Hi, Ellen. Thank you so much. You're welcome. Sit down. You're going to go see them
at the American Music Awards. Isn't that wonderful? Sarah-- Sarah Islice, everyone. [CHEERING] The name of the CD
is Made in the AM. Everyone in the audience,
you're going home with a copy. We'll be back. All right, we're back
with One Direction. Your fans think they know
everything about you. Do they? Ooh. I hope not. We're going to find out soon. We sure will. OK, I'm going to ask a
question, and you have paddles. And you'll either say you have
or you never have because it's called "Never Have I Ever." Never have I ever had someone
write a song about me. We're not going to play
if you're going to lie. We're very honest
in this studio. We're very truthful. [LAUGHTER] Does my mom count? Oh, stop. Anybody else? No? No. All right. Never have I ever gotten
a tattoo that I regret. Oh, I have. Yeah. [LAUGHTER] What is it? What do you-- Well, when I first
got this, I was kind of like what have I just
done to my arm sort of thing. I woke up in bed, and
the first thing I googled was, how do I get
this thing off me. And my mom cried, and my
dad probably cried a bit. And everyone was
crying and stuff. So I was like, this
was a bad move. Terrible. Right, and it's
harder to get them-- it's more painful
to get them removed. Apparently so. Never have I ever made out
with someone double my age. [LAUGHTER] All right, what is this game? [LAUGHTER] [INAUDIBLE] going 42 and two. Just doing the math. I was trying to think. We're all having fun. I'm not having fun. [LAUGHTER] Come on. When you change the way you
look at things, the things you look at change. [LAUGHTER] Never have I ever used one
of my bandmates' toothbrush without telling them. [LAUGHTER] I'm sure I have. Whose have you used? Whose? I used yours once. [LAUGHTER] Whose have you used? It's [INAUDIBLE]. What? We kind of-- we
had that little bag that Luke keeps
with toothbrushes. I think over the time,
we just kind of just go, ah, just take that. Yeah, on tour, it's
all coming out. [INTERPOSING VOICES] Oh, yeah. [LAUGHTER] Oh, so you have done that? I haven't. All right, never have
I ever dated someone that another band member dated. No. [INTERPOSING VOICES] Imagine it just came out now. Or if one of you said-- Who was it? Never have I ever gone skinny
dipping in a hotel pool. [CHEERING] When did you go skinny
dipping without me? Yeah, all of them
went without you. At the same time. Never have I ever
hooked up with a fan. [CHEERING] I think mine's broken. [LAUGHTER] It's interesting the
ones that turn over. Never have I ever sent a naughty
text to the wrong person. [LAUGHTER] So literally, as you hit send,
or did someone write you back, and you realize you
sent the wrong thing? No, it's that horrible
moment where you know you can't-- you've already
sent the message, and there's nothing
you can do about it. There's no coming
back from that. Even if you turn your phone
off, throw it at the wall, it's already sent. And did they write back to you,
the people that you sent it to? Just, what the hell. [LAUGHTER] Now we're going to get in
before and be like, look, that obviously wasn't for you. Just-- Sorry, dad. [LAUGHTER] Sorry, dad, that wasn't for you. Never have I ever
lied about who I was. I used to say I was Nick
from Backstreet Boys. [LAUGHTER] You used to say-- Are you Nick from One Direction? No, I'm Nick from
Backstreet Boys. You did say-- he said you
were Ellen for a while. Yeah, yeah. We actually-- I'd take that. And I say I'm you when
people come up to me. All right, so thank you for
being honest, the three of you. [LAUGHTER] They will be back later to sing. I think we're done with these. You're going to take that
home and learn how to play. [APPLAUSE] Ever since we announced
One Direction was going to be on our show, we
have gotten thousands of emails from their fans. I'm going to read just
one to you right now. I just can't believe-- "Hi, Ellen. I watch your show every day. I can't believe you're
having One Direction on. There my freaking favorite. Words can't describe
what they mean to me. Not only are they
the hottest guys, but their music
really inspires me. I would do anything
to meet them. Could you please make
my dream come true. Sincerely, Rebel Wilson." And I-- hey, Rebel,
are you here? [MUSIC PLAYING] [CHEERING] Hi. Hi. Rebel. This is crazy. I almost wore that same shirt. Rebel, you were
just here recently, and I didn't realize you
were such a huge fan. I am. When was the first
time you saw them? Before they were legal. [LAUGHTER] What's your favorite song? Well, I know you
guys have a new song on the album called "Olivia." But I know that's
really about me. [LAUGHTER] So that's like my new favorite. Oh, so why did you
really come here? Well, I was-- well, I
am a massive fan, legit. But you guys were saying
before you were all single. And I'm single. And I'm also starring
in a new movie that I know these
guys are really going to love called
How to be Single, and it comes out
12th of February. And so while these guys
are dropping their album, I'm going to drop the new
trailer for How to be Single. Oh, here? [CHEERING] How to be Single opens
everywhere February 12. We'll be right back. [MUSIC PLAYING]
