OLD MAN TELLS FUNNIEST JOKE EVER!

hello everybody this chick Wilfong and I know punctual via this one goes out to my buddy Charles Williams he shot me a pretty good one yesterday I'm gonna shoot this one back to him the remote man that I like hell he's up in his 80s and he gets a letter from the IRS has contact us immediately so he calls them and the aging 11 the final suggester said we've noticed some large increments of money going into and coming out of your accountants and we're going to have to account for this money very well we could have to do it out on it and we want you in our office nine o'clock Monday morning yes sir they hang up the phone well the old man got to thinking about it longer he thought he thought well I probably better get me an attorney see cause the hydrogen lawyer and nine o'clock on Monday morning him and his lawyers show up there at the IRS office they go in with this agent and sit on him agent says well sir says here's the deal says there's great big amounts of money going into and out of your account all the time and we need to account for what's going on here and there could be a full-blown audit into it can you give us any explanation no man says well sure this is a I could do a little gambling and said uh usually I'll play for enough money did it mean something so you mean to tell me that this amount these amounts of money are from gambling he says well not just necessarily gambling not as much as I'll kind of bet on anything so duh can you give me a for instance an old man says we're sure he'll tell you what I bet you five thousand I can bite my own eye IRS agent looked kind of smiled and says you know what's your own so he takes out his glass eye bites it puts it back in though IRS agents a son of a [ __ ] no events there's no wait a minute says I know you're an agent with IRS and I don't want to make you mad I want to give you a chance to win your money back and lower said tell you what a little bit seventy five hundred baht my other eye agent thought a minute he says well you know I didn't seem come in with a seeing eye dog and he didn't come in walking with a cane you know feeling around like he's blind so there's no way he could be blind in both eyes your own for seventy five hundred man takes out his false people boxes other eyes goddamn I know mrs. Melway didn't change nothing you know I'll give you a chance to win your money back and more so tell you what I'll do I'll bet you ten thousand so no think about it you've lost 12 five I'll bet you fifteen thousand if you'll take that wastebasket right there and slide it over to the other side of the room I'll stand on one side of your desk and well this other room I can pee from here to there and I'll never get a drop on nothing I'll go in that wastebasket and that IRS agent thought for a minute he tried to figure the deal finally he says you know what you're on that old man unzipped his britches and he just pisses all over the IRS agents desk IRS agent jumps up says haha I got you now the lawyer just going to sink in his head bed like this finance agent turned to the lawyer says what's the matter you sit on the way over here he bet me a hundred thousand and he piss all over your desk and you just love it you don't have a great day

Channel: FANATIC gaming

Views: 13,545,499

Rating: 4.8501062 out of 5

Keywords: funny, comedy, news, music, kids, 2017, video, animation, entertainment, funny videos, youtube, fun, challenge, new, minecraft, game, comedian, dance, vlog, humor, highlights, prank, toy, baby, family, trump, song, punjabi songs

Id: 1WVhbgoe854

Length: 3min 18sec (198 seconds)

Published: Sun Apr 09 2017