Old Dogs - 1 of 5

a little while back Bobby bear and your songwriter friend shel silverstein were sitting around discussing the fact that there weren't any songs that bear and his friends could relate to so she went to work and pinned a bushel basket of songs about growing older especially in the world of country music they asked their friends Waylon Jennings Jerry Reed and Mel Tillis to become part of this double album then they decided to call themselves the old dog so if you want to hear these old dogs scratch bark howl and who knows what else stick around I wouldn't have missed this for all the tea in China but I want to issue if I may and I may because I'm not getting paid for this a disclaimer oh no I didn't cut one side of that dang Dallben and one other thing as I said I'm not being paid for this but I know that when you ladies visit your supermarket next week here comes the sausage so today it's just fun to be with all of you people and there's anybody in the world it's capable of talking about old folks thanks yours truly I'm not agent I guess I'm the oldest one amongst us except for Jimmy you didn't have to bring that I just hit Dodgers hit the big six five oh okay I'll certainly do you told you I just hit the big six three what do you agree I'm 38 real dead rat man he got away with a just turn I just turned 61 in March all right I want you to look at the fine fine young man sitting in your midst wait a minute why it's why I'm the youngest one here three amigos whatever where did you know that way my mom ever made yet when are you gonna tell you what is this under 61 no 60 60 60 hi mr. little ways away from 61 what August of 10th will bring the big 7o for me you say hello and I'm going somewhere and hide and cry all day like yeah like what Long Beach in your brand-new 800,000 foot boat you know but y'all will be home have y'all have y'all any of y'all run into a thing called viagra I've heard about it I work there oh oh oh that ain't will you use the bride dress oh it's a little barrow and go over to Agra fo and I oh it's a little blue pill tell me about all I can highly recommend it it's not over break why don't you only let me taste it works so well is that sometimes I don't have enough skin left to close my eyes I'll be telling you talking about our edges alright yeah now I came up with an ingenious thing no but I've known this a long time but I have damn ramage and I can't memorize nothing no more so I'm the one that gets to use the piece of paper the rest of you okay I know it but it's wonderful yeah what it is is a man these women [ __ ] all the time about what they had to go through at different stages mm yeah all right here's us when you're a baby you're cute right ha ha don't you know why God makes me but you know why God makes babies cute rude he won't kill him now add that just one oh yeah yeah and the original was so ugly when he was a baby his momma she cared him upside-down up for three days because she thought he only had one eye could see Tokyo team boy this show is gone downhill okay wait wait a minute I want to resort it genius just insisted really good well they've done it yeah with your teenager they call you a fine young man that's right very true yeah her truck or a hoodlum anyway when you're 20 to 30 they call you a good-looking young man that's right yes sir you're right on that right up 30 to 40 you're a hook huh that's what I was I was yeah 4250 you're handsome and steadily huh and studly yeah stud let's just I just wanna I love him I'll own that y'all because the girl called me that was that okay fifty to sixty distinguished gentleman that's sixty to seventy very old man trying to prove he still cares right now this is a label for Viagra you know seventy-one out your opinion in there my contribution you're not to the world if I were just thinking to something hey if you can go back to 25 but there what would you do different not a thing 25 yeah man nobody rockin yeah but you wouldn't change a thing you just come on the way you came on I that's right well if eyes you already changed a few things yeah well that's interesting like how about you as a fire huh how about you oh I was perfect 225 there was there was nothing I would change when I was 25 except my body yeah I would have loved a head Schwarzenegger his body you know instead of even here in this place to you know if I could go back and if I could if I could change you know I would I would hope that I could I'd know how to talk hell I could hit be broke if you did you probably I wouldn't change the way you talk for anything nothing war would be the same it wouldn't be a world still say the funniest line that was ever pulled he pulled at me to convention somewhere when he walked up and said gee I think I've been called to preach that under the table if he started to sermon on Sunday morning there you if you got out of a prayer meeting on West you don't think that was in Philadelphia it was when you came up to do the Douglas was in your shoe yeah but she was host ghost boy I had a terrible time of that so they thought of me tooth and nail because when you were co-hosting the show you boot book anybody would invoke eyes his book Mel Tillis and they booked him and about the middle of the week somebody found out he stuttered there's a Nando oh no not that no sir and I said if you'll just leave it to me I'll kind of take the curse off of it for you and I think we did and it worked very very well at energy be cold oh I went out man I'm so happy I went out and I purchased me or get to a brand new and I didn't even take it out of the case they got up there and Jimmy said well let's go over to the piano here and and we Hearst we gonna rehearse Detroit city and I opened and I didn't have any strings on the guitar maybe the sign about Durango and it ain't easy to find guitar strings in Philadelphia no as a matter of fact it ain't easy to find anything you know when the end oh but that was though I guess you might see my coming out you know I I had never been on oh yes TV before I was one of the first ones to come out and admit that I stuttered you know well they wouldn't allowed before the wouldn't allow it and then and then and then they started looking um over yeah everything went on the glen cam oh yeah it's only only will the legends of this tale nobody good very few people there very few times as much people get a ground that they don't have a belt Ellis well then I got around here you know you know oh talking about your boat well I had birthday last August and my wife is always get me thankful my birthday that I can't use and last I wish she took me on The Love Boat oh she did okay and you could you know that fast boys hey you told that most funny story you ever told me about yourself Oh you said I was out fishing inside with Harlan Harlan Howard and he said he said I was in the boat and said all of a sudden started falling in he said I was already in the boat in the water before I could holler 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Channel: Bill Gibbs, sr

Views: 265,436

Rating: 4.9237223 out of 5

Keywords: Old, Dogs

Id: XN1YTcLQdBM

Length: 9min 37sec (577 seconds)

Published: Tue May 03 2011