Old Commercials That Would Be "Politically Incorrect" Today

[Music] [Applause] this flat tire needs a man but when there's no man around when there's no man around good year should be why watch this new Goodyear double eagle carries its own spare inside life guard safety spare tire entire keeps on going next time give er a second chance [Music] [Applause] the creek is an old Japan Roderick shot everywhere but when we get that down to eat they sure didn't miss their favorite tree great great tastes great wish we had some family a scary man who heard the kids been casted hands and said I crave keeps me very wide spun by p4p surprise makes don't you try this my own way a little cruelly the most refreshing much rolled by or family about mother Japanese a boy Japanese girls of package make 2/4 war cost only 20 l just lie still we'd rather write real nice the great kids are up again to visit other lands be sure to join them when they do join come in some kool-aid - okay once you tried it for sandwich tonight why does your Animal House Erik Estrada and Howard has beneath the dream girls hi every man's fantasy are just 90 Dan Morgan Fairchild Linda Carter Kathie Lee Crosby Victoria Principal and much much more they're the sexiest super ladies on the scene they're the women who rate of ten later tonight this is the story of little bull who wanted to sing but sing in a special way his ambition was to sing in the bull of the woods quartet Wow no no you must sing deeper Richard mold you see bull of the woods turn back a rich it smile to and your voice must express admire mr. deeper Ranma for ah I'm sold a little bull worked and sang and kept singing his voice got richer and fuller and sweet as full of awards chewing tobacco until that great day when he got his wish all of the words tear attackable of the woods here and a couple of the woods it's a fact sir Bobby Taylor maybe be rich and miles you in the back oh man it's good chewin tobacco all of the words - in the back or smooth and they say - wrinkly mom he's of all you run your mill with the same kind of skill that's been passed through your vanity you you're the kind of a man likes to work with his hands beechnuts it's a back of you choose beach nuts at the back of you and it's been that way father and son for a long time Beechnut smoother moister more delicious try yeah beech nuts this Ibaka you choose face your work hard don't they Bonnie yeah I hate to see them work so hard yeah me too and let's go around back well we can't see him gee we ought to do something Fred okay how about taking on that I got a better idea let's take a Winston great dad hey Winston is the one filter cigarette that delivers flavored 20 times of pack will says got that coastal plain yell Fred don't the plan makes the big taste difference and only Winston has it up front where it counts here I headed a pure white filter Winston packs rich tobacco's specially selected and specially processed but good flavor in super smokin yeah Barney Winston tastes good like cigarette charge the Flintstone have been brought to you by Winston America's best-selling best-tasting filtered cigarette [Music] I bought the fresh stick just as you told me you're absolutely right it's neat and quick and it goes on dry it did make me feel cool and sweet just as you said I did everything you said but my boss still hasn't asked me to lunch unlike some deodorants fresh doesn't guarantee you'll get ahead in business all fresh does is keep you fresh when you think of it that's quite a lot Oh No what's wrong oh it's your coffee again the desk sergeant at the station makes better coffee than this and really sorry honey but your coffee tastes terrible McGregor pre tells me no what's the matter I coffee ed says he gets better coffee at the police station why not try new instant Folgers instant Folgers oh I said new instant Folgers Carol tastes good as fresh fruit because it's made from fresh Burt's coffee then they actually turn that fresh brewed coffee into new instant Folgers tastes good as fresh first because it is fresh fruit mr. McGregor I'll try it hey Sarge never made coffee like this new instant Folgers tastes good and fresh fruit I like it better try new instant Folgers tastes good as fresh perked because it is morning sweetie birdie I'm not a coffee you have a copy isn't that wonderful Oh coffee [Music] what a time to run out and why run out now all the new giant-sized instant maxwell house a really big jar of coffee new giant-sized instant maxwell house gives you cups and cups and cups dozens of extra cups of the coffee with that warm being flavored warm bean flavor because it's made from coffee beans still warm from roasting that's why new instant maxwell house is the freshest tasting coffee yet so to make sure you've always got plenty of coffee for the man in your house get the new giant-sized instant maxwell house you won't have to run out again your squat is ready for you to lead them prove with Johnny seven OMA you charge Bible Johnny seven watch out tank Johnny sevens cutter on the run Johnny seven fires both my rival I was like a tommy gun now as I kept firing pistol you're one with Johnny seven no one man on a gun it's seven guns in one let's count him one big launcher two went beyond the gun three tank gun firing rifle Santee bunker gun firing pistol there's no other gun like it to be sure look for Johnny seven OMA one-man-army by copper I'm careless try me I'll take you want to change it you'll never forget I'll bring you your Dutch I'll hang up your coat for you and let you watch TV I'll take them online outside now the time I finish you won't even know you've been on an airplane cause that's exactly what will happen cuz our can AskMe car wash and hope so come on down a key and one your cars being washed there is no Caroline in you out two and one is here I heard you want to be frito Bandito like me you thought the new machine depandi no song let's sing together you just follow the bouncing Fritos corn instead I just died I am between oh me already my Christmas markets I love them I do I want princess context I'll get them from you I die I die oh I am free toebugs oh give me three cusps on tips he'll I'll be your friend be frito Bandito you must start a film now boys and girls you are free to Bandidos to using the frito Bandito son and you look over crunchy Fritos corn chips there's nice munch munch munch about to break those conscience howdy right the name don't be griped why they call me goofy I don't know do we hear it yes sir I'm one of the new funny face drinks from Pillsbury one of the new funny face ring is what you do you bore me into a pit here add water don't eat sugar I'm already weak when you buy me you can drink all you what mom won't mind cause look mom I'm Prince whedon without sugar position and so are my friends engineering all rootin tootin raspberries freckleface strawberry hi Chinese Carrie and loudmouth lie hello hello hello look for us at your store honey facing from Pillsbury fanny change especially where sweet without sugar so no should be miss is the key mm-hmm today so I have exciting story to tell about beautiful new Ford Mustang car and inside car boy and mother and shopping bag and inside bags Fox a post rice krinkles and inside box our posts ice cream cone Wow mom boy oh boy there's a mustang card side the rice krinkles holding no dear the rice krinkles are inside our Mustang but there is a Mustang side the rice krinkles oh there is a Mustang inside the rice krinkles a Mustang just like ours and so sugary rice krinkles give happy ending to story boy get Mustang you new to inside post rice krinkles collective or convertible hardtop and fastback raised with your friends you go ruin room when you get Mustang car-free inside post rice krinkles I can't type I don't take dictation i workshop in pencil I can't file my boss calls me indispensable and Jones just a minute will you make a copy of this naturally I push the button on the Xerox 914 I make perfect copies of whatever my boss needs by just turning enough and pushing a button anything he can hand I can copy in black and white on ordinary paper and am i fast I can make seven copies in minute by the way I never need wet chemicals my 914 is a dry cheese powder dry sometimes my boss asks me which is the original and sometimes I don't know dear mr. Smith I'm going to lunch with mother a working day out here stretches from sunup to sundown but there's always time for a Marlboro the cigarette that gives you flavor rich and full you get a lot to like with a Marlboro filter box come to where the flavor is come go Marlboro country and now there's nothing you and Marlboro country a fresh cigarette marlboro menthol green sets ask for Marlboro green unless you're already smoking famous Marlboro red red or green you get a lot to like in Marlboro country [Music]

Channel: FredFlix

Views: 8,097,723

Rating: 4.6877475 out of 5

Keywords: classic tv

Id: 66mQz44pPY4

Length: 14min 47sec (887 seconds)

Published: Tue May 02 2017